#good lord he’s so beautiful

[footballfangworl]

#good lord he’s so beautiful #i miss him omg 🤧 #how long must I suffer???? #neymar #neymarjr

[cheekylittlepupp]

My lifelong affliction..

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #mims posts ~ #bg3 astarion #astarion screenshots #bg3 screenshots #virtual photography #baldurs gate 3 #I....I honestly have no words guys he's just so beautiful it hurts :< #baldurs gate 3 astarion #this man is just...yeah idek anymore good lord

[obsob]

lady amber my beloved

#mine #rote #fitz and the fool #amber i would die for u #this was going to be a fools quest beloved but unfortunately the short hair was rlly bad so shdhsdbd #au in which everything is the same but beloved kept their beautiful long locks #honestly fools quest is simultaneously the hardest and funniest rote book to read #like on the one hand everything is awful. on the other hand people hve told fitz hes cringe for being depressed like 5 times its so funny #also when fool said ash made a convincing girl and fitz said 'you would know' FITZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i screamed girl ur so funny #anyway . this drawing gave me so much grief i drew it last week and only this evening had time 2 colour it ooooaug #moving tomorrow good lord !!! im not convinced i can get everything in the car but my mum says we can so.....i believe her i guess #im so stresed. also i think my printer is just going to be like. raw dogging it in th car bc we dont hve a box big enough so KJBKSDJBK #anyway hve a nice evening!

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Sexy Rexy is on the case!

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #legs for days #just like all the limbs #soft scottish hipster gigolo #with a regrettable American accent #he looks amazing in that suit though #so all is forgiven #rex is not your lawyer #good lord he's beautiful #i want to summit him #the eyes the hair the nose the everything #i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks #and lest we forget #look at his hands #my need for him is palpable

[larriescompass]

my favorite thing about chop suey are his eyelashes - harry styles

#i am so jealous of his lashes #he’s so beautiful good lord #harry styles #louis tomlinson #larry stylinson #chop suey #lt #faith in the future #fitf #one direction

[noa-nightingale]

Proud Puppet Papa giving a tour of his wonderful little puppet theater

Watcher Weekly 21, Puppet History Theater Tour!

#watcher #puppet history #shane madej #the professor #alrighty time to scream about this now #when i first saw it it kind of took my breath away #like i saw this beautiful man and i think i physically slapped my desk once or twice #it's just such a good look #something about that longer hair and the longer beard and the rolled-up sleeves #makes me feel extra queer #also the dark hair on his arms and the intense eyes #lord christ have mercy on me #and then he explained how he built the theater #and he was so proud #and it was so gorgeous #and he put so much thought and effort into it #this was in 2020 i believe #and i am still not over it

[64sue]

SIR??? ❤️‍🔥🥵🥵🥵

he keeps doing this trick with his tongue agghh lord it's so fuvkin hot istg 🥵🥵🥵

#formula one #formula 1 #mclaren #papaya #lando norris #ln4 #LAN #lando #obsessed much? #he can choke me #LIKE PLS DADDY LORD GOD VHOKE ME FUVK ME MANNNNNNN 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐 #IM NOT OKEY FUCKKKKKK #DADDY LOOKS SO GOD DAMN GOOD TODAY LIKE FUCKIN ADORABLE GOD DAMN FUCK #I FAINTED 9374937 TIMES TODAY LORD #HOW HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HOW??!!! IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL MAN STOP IM GOING TO DIE #WHAT IF I WANT HIS KIDS(IN MY MOUTH( #SIR? SIR LANDO NORRIS?! SIR??!!!

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

Almost finished reading Dungeon Meshi and I got an idea

So in Dungeon Meshi or Delicious in Dungeon, there are these... dungeons.

And from what I have gathered dungeons can be made naturally or artificially but both types have the same few things in common.

They are made to contain demons

They attract adventures

The dungeons have lords who manage/control the dungeon and are given the power to do so by the demons

I know that I'm skimming over some important bits, but long story short, the demons come from an alternate dimension called 'The Infinite Realm' and feed off of people's desires, the Lord of the Dungeon's specifically.

That being said... (incoming dp x dc prompt)

Beings from the Infinite Realms aren't ghosts but demons. And while they do still have obsessions, they lack desires. And so, they've become something they hunger for.

Danny learns this the hard way when he accidentally eats his parents' desire to hunt 'ghosts'.

When the endless, all-consuming hunger, that had been growing inside himself became just a bit satisfied by the action, he got scared. He ran to Clockwork, who immediately explained everything to him.

From there he became terrified. He didn't want to eat people's desires, especially considering that he had some of his own. But CW explained that while other demons will most likely never be satisfied no matter how many desires they consume, because of Danny's halfa status he may be able to. (Also it would be a bad thing if the baby starves itself. No one wants the baby to starve!)

To test out this theory, CW pulls (more than) a couple of strings, and soon his dungeon was set up in Gotham City in the DC universe.

He felt a bit bad since he had to set up shop in another ghost's/demon's territory, but Lady Gotham seemed to have taken a liking to him.

Danny takes his time searching for the most desperate person he can find, (Lady Gotham is leading him to some of the most desperate people in her city, aka the Batfam.), and appears to one of them as a fawn (signifying his hunger and current 'lack' of power). He then looks deep into their mind and offers them the power to fulfill all their desires.

The Batfam? They should be better than this, but damn they were in a tight spot and the city is going to shit because the rouges have been more active than ever, and their family is on the verge of crumbling!... And the answer to fix it all was right there, just within their reach.

They held the fawn in their arms gently. Its ivory wings, coat of starlight, and piercing Lazurus green eyes. Gotham began to change.

A few years later, some members of the JL and the JLD are once again trying their hand at clearing the dungeon but are a bit discouraged because last time their team was wiped out completely.

It was inconvenient how their powers were nullified whenever they were inside the dungeon, but they had yet to find a spell to counteract it.

In an attempt to get past the third floor, they teamed with a team called Team Phantom, which comprised two young adult siblings, their 12-year-old sister, and a few teenagers.

Morally, they were against this. No one this young should be trying to clear the dungeon! But on the other hand, this team was the closest to getting to the fourth floor.

Sucking it up, they teamed up with the young dungeon dwellers and quickly found out why they were so close to getting to the third floor.

These kids were skilled. These kids were powerful. These kids were trained. On top of that, they didn't care about their lives! Because these kids? They wouldn't- no! They couldn't die, and they were using it to their advantage.

The JL/JLD now had much more to worry about than clearing the dungeon.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dp dc crossover #inspired by dungeon meshi #go read it #or watch it #Danny likes delicious meals so he chooses complex people #it could be a single Batfam member that becomes the lord of the dungeon #if thats the case any of them could work #but the batfam as a whole? #*maniacal laughter* #We all know who team phantom is soooo #if Gotham wasn't a hub for the supernatural before it certainly is now #this was a ploy made by CW and LG so that the baby wouldn't starve itself #they didn't expect it to go like this #this is also me pushing my 'Danny is a cool biblically accurate space deer god looking thing with wings thats so wynorrific #it drives you mad by looking at him but you can't fucking stop so you're stuck in the madness of his horrifying beauty' agenda #also #Danny becomes extremely morally grey in this #not good #not evil #just hungry #sorry if this is shit i wrote the first half half asleep and the next half the next morning when I had lost the idea #*cries* #*sobs*

[frodo-with-glasses]

So uh. I might’ve found a pattern here.

From The Fellowship of the Ring, “Three Is Company”:

From The Two Towers, “The Uruk-Hai”:

From The Return of the King, “The Houses of Healing”:

Now I know Tolkien hated allegory. And I know LotR is not a copy-and-paste parable about WWII (which he didn’t fight in) or even WWI (which he did). But the man did see war, and so did people he loved, and he had a non-zero amount of trauma, and some of that is gonna make its way into his writing somehow.

And I think his soul might’ve had something to say about soldiers being forced to walk until they dropped from exhaustion.

#lord of the rings #lotr #honestly i think the first quote is the most chilling in this context?? #like the second one pretty clearly portrays the horror of those marches #and the third seems like a realistic best-case scenario: you walk until you drop and then a familiar and beloved voice wakes you up #but the first is?? almost desperately happy?? like he’s reaching so far to say ‘no i swear this traumatic thing could be beautiful and good’ #‘it could be good!’ #‘IT COULD BE GOOD!! I SWEAR’ #‘PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS’ #and you get this sense of desperation #like he wishes a tall and beautiful Elf was there to help him and the other exhausted young men up when they stumbled and fell #i dunno if i’m making any sense but it kinda makes my heart hurt #i feel like i’m peeking into an open wound in this man’s soul

[canisalbus]

What do you think would have happened if (somehow, idk how but somehow) Machete rose to the rank of pope?

To be perfectly honest? I think most realistically he would've ruled maybe six months at best and then keeled over from stress and exhaustion.

#seriously he wouldn't want to be the pope papacy is for chumps but if he had to #he would've kicked out so many cardinals #his former colleagues riddled with corruption nepotism incompetence and moral decay #it would've upsetted so many elite families but what are they gonna do #pope's power is absolute he could totally do that #just excommunicate the whole lot #do something to get Holy See's finances in order he's been crunching numbers they aren't looking good #build sturdier foreign relations probably he's a diplomat I think he'd likely be extremely done with superfluous wars and useless bickering #maybe commission some extravagant artworks art is nice he knows to appreciate beauty when he sees it #become the senselessly rich patron to a handful of top notch artists although I think he already does that in canon timeline #I'm not sure how he'd handle the ongoing counter-reformation I guess it depends whether this was before or after the inquisition times #minimal public appearances because lord that's way too many people too many eyes being a figurehead is not his strongest suit #develop stomach ulcers get sepsis #historically it's actually not very uncommon for popes to expire relatively quickly after they're elected #they don't even have to be particularly old stuff's just tiring they get frazzled out #answered #anonymous #Machete

[seineko]

holy shit! what is up with hoyoverse and making me want to scream into the void cause they made 2 of my aloof husbandos smile in the span of a week!

he smiled!

he fucking smiled!!

neuvillette smiled!!!

who is the best father in genshin and why is it neuvillette?

i will adopt the melusines with you. marry me, chief justice! 😭

#neuvillette #neuvillete #genshin neuvillette #genshin neuvillete #genshin impact neuvillette #genshin impact neuvillete #genshin #genshin impact #chief justice neuvillette #guys hoyo needs to stop dropping bombs onto my heart #i won't survive! #this is unfair #so so so unfair #how can he be pretty beautiful hot sexy adorable precious and whatever words you describe someone attractive with #all in one? #he's so #so #precious #good lord someone let me protect this man #even though i know he doesn't need any protection #🐈‍⬛boba.rants

[sofoulandfairaday]

i can't decide which i like more:

the idea - very much canonical and in the author's original concept and view of magic - of the dark arts taking a toll on one's exterior and looks. tom riddle sacrificing his beauty willingly in the name of eternal life, black magic as something that innately corrupts. bellatrix escaping from azkaban with the barest vestiges of her ancient beauty. going from one of the most beautiful women in england to a shell of her former self and no amount of dark magic being able to fix it. and she just. doesn't care. goes from pretty, proud and vain in her youth, to the feverish, fanatical glow harry sees in the department if mysteries. finally she sheds the petal of the rose - look like the innocent flower, her master had once said - and only the thorns remain. the parallel with voldemort himself. the idea that they like each other better now, the only ones to like their respective new appearances better. bellatrix because she can taste the power radiating off him, because she knows how resentful he was of his old face. (oh, he's never said anything explicitly, he would rather be flayed alive than speak of his filthy muggle father to her, but she knew he didn't like himself, took no pride in his aesthetics, it was most unusual, really.) the dark lord because he's reminded of her sacrifice - she was the only one who didn't denounce him, who tried to find him - every time he looks at her. she gave up everything for him: her reputation, her family, her freedom, her health, her beauty, her youth.

or.

the horcruxes are an isolated case. not all prices to pay for power are physical. some dark magic sucks at your humanity, your emotional regulation, your empathy and gives back superficial little gifts. its roots are far from the deep anger, desperation to cling to life of an horcrux. these are ancient witches' remedies to be the most envied in the village. the idea that rotten cores hide behind the prettiest faces. and bellatrix was always vain, always took immense pride in her beauty, her black, pure features. when she escapes from azkaban she tries everything in her power to be herself once again. she still drips with obsession but gradually regains all of her beauty too. cruel people can still be beautiful. gorgeous people can still be inhuman. and yet there is something so human about a woman making her way through the ranks of a very militarised group and still caring so much about what she looks like, still having insecurities, being preoccupied with mundane things like age and decay - and hating it because he would hate it, he hates weakness, and still not being able to help herself. the dark lord was always a collector of shiny things, was he not?

#sorry for the ineloquent stream of consciousness. it's midnight i am exhaused and once again in a bellamort brainrot #better yet - bellatrix and her relationship with her gender is something that i find so fascinating and that few people explore properly #and the differences between bellatrix and voldemort and how they would perceive certain things (e.g. physical beauty) #being a children's book hp uses the very common trope that ugly = bad #the villains are all deprived of their good looks somehow #except in lockhart's case where he literally loses his wits (the whole point of his character - very dante-esque as a punishment) #and dark magic clearly takes a toll on your body #i like characters that are described as imperfect and that are forced to make sacrifices. would bella give this up for her master? yes. #would it be painful? i find that i like both versions of her. #bellatrix lestrange #lord voldemort #bellamort #bellatrix black

[aria-ashryver]

when the stunningly talented and generous @lilyoffandoms offered to gift me some art to celebrate my beating cancer, (first, I just sat there like 🥺 because how are you so sweet??), but second, I jumped at the chance to see Gabriel in a flower crown!

Marigold: joy, warmth, energy, prosperity Cosmos: harmony, peace, determination, resilience

Gabriel's story is one of pain and healing, so seeing him at peace means so freaking much to me. His contentment is my contentment, his joy is my joy.

Coincidentally, we also share a birth month! Marigolds and Cosmos are the October birth flowers, and they have a multitude of meanings that just felt so fitting for this kind of celebration 🌸

Thank you for your generosity, love. This art is truly a gift of the greatest kind, and I'll cherish it. You never fail to make me smile 🌻

#i just wanna gush in the tags for a second too #because the sheer WARMTH in his smile??? good lord #hes a vision #hes perfect #and he looks so freaking huggable too ugh #thank you for un-salmoning his shirt skldfjs #everything about this is so beautiful #im highkey in love with his hair #and the colours of the flowers!!! #its everything #choices immortal desires #immortal desires #gabe adalhard #gabriel adalhard #art by lilyoffandoms #💖💖💖

[fairyofshampgyu]

Oh lord…the things these pictures are doing to me is actually insane. WHY IS HE POSED LIKE HE WANTS ME TO FUCK HIM ?!! God I cannot take this. So many thoughts rn. Fucking him right there he’d look so pretty all ruined omg

#he looks like a slutty brat dh(£DJ dh?£%^ #he looks so rideable in the second pic #HE WANTS ME TO RUIN HIM ?!! #he took these photos for me guys omg #THE HAND OVER HIS CROTCH ? LORD #ALSO HE JUST LOOKS SO GOOD OMG THEY UNHID HIS MOLE AND ITS SO BEAUTIFUL I WAS CRYING #AND HIS HAIR LOOKS SO AMAZING STYLED LIKE THAT OMFG #LOSING IT RN #all of them looked so good taehyun ?!! KAI ?!!;!£ #beomgyu smut #beomgyu hard hours

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Not a single pure or holy thought in my head

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #legs for days #just like all the limbs #soft scottish hipster gigolo #inside man #harry watling #good lord he's beautiful #i mean seriously just look at him #the eyes the hair the nose the everything #i am looking so disrespectfully #i need him biblically #i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks

[hudders-and-hiddles]

(re)watched in 2024: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

#mr and mrs smith #mr and mrs smith tv #donald glover #maya erskine #(re)watched in 2024 #rebel made #this show stressed me out but i enjoyed it #also was glad to see wagner moura show up #he was so good in narcos and should be in more things #also i can't count the number of times i said out loud 'good lord donald glover is so beautiful' #might make another gifset just of him