#great fucking movie everyone watch it

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

So I watched a movie and had a single thought about it

#what if family #blackbonnet #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #blackbeard #gentlebeard #ofmd fanart #my art #the sea beast #the sea beast netflix #netflix #jacob holland #maisie brumble #great fucking movie everyone watch it #I honestly hadn't been able to draw shit but this one idea came to me and healed me a little #so good #animation #animated movie #pirates #idk I should sleep also wwdits episode later today yayyyyyy !!!! #gay people keep winning #you know when you have gay grandparents god I wish I did

[best-enemies]

I have watched Red, White and Royal Blue twice now and i'm past that scene on the book so nothing can convince me that Henry didn't invite Alex to the polo match just so he could show off his riding abilities if you know what I'm talking about

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #when they zoomed in on henry's ass i was like ohhh i see what he's doing #that's genius. invite your crush to fly to fuck knows where i dont care in england just to watch your pretty ass bounce on that saddle #henry's a power bottom and he's got alex completely wrapped around his finger. king shit if you ask me #he had One Very Specific Goal in mind #he thought he was being soooo subtle but come on. come on #henry: i'm throwing hints that i'm a great dick rider #i have a thousand dick puns i can keep going #i wonder if my take was obvious to everyone else but i've had this in my mind for while after watching the movie #and i laugh every time i remember it

[devilsskettle]

dani midsommar is so sweet and kind and really trying to stay positive and polite to others in literally unimaginable circumstances and nobody in the whole movie is even a little bit nice to her except to manipulate her. kms

#midsommar #i feel like midsommar had such a Moment when it first came out and then everyone decided it was cringe or something #and i don’t think that’s fair to it as a movie at all. people were making it about girlboss behavior then suddenly were like #oh actually it’s white woman self victimization so it’s bad #when neither of those things are The Point of the movie at all or integral to the experience of watching it #the gone girl-ification of midsommar. if you will. #people hyped it up a little too much at first but then swung hard in the other direction lol #it’s a good movie though!! a decent fucking movie #does make me want to do shrooms for real #i’ve only done like. shrooms lite (psilocybin capsules. great high but you don’t trip at all) #probably not the ‘correct’ response since they use drugs to disorient and manipulate her but. whatever #anyway midsommar was on right after the lighthouse so i’m having A Night

[floral-hex]

hi it’s my birthday tomorrow

#had to redo this since someone left a comment that bummed me out a lot #well… didn’t HAVE to but I didn’t like seeing the notification #guess I could have just deleted their comment… shit… didn’t think about that #hey uhhhh please don’t be mean to me about my birthday. I’m just a sad lil guy 🥺 #I already dislike my birthday. I hate feeling older. like I’m wasting my life. #it’s already usually an afterthought since it’s Christmas Eve #but with my mom’s surgery it’s even more of an afterthought and I’m so stressed and I have to take care of my bros and I’m just not great 😬 #like… what do I even want to do tomorrow? #I’d love to just sleep in and eat junk and maybe go see a movie #but I have to go drive 40 minutes to see my mom and if I try to cut the visit short I’ll just feel guilty #so… I guess I’m spending my birthday watching my mom shake and cry in pain 🤷🏻‍♂️ #which can be okay! I mean not okay but I can 100%… well… 85% live with that. it’s okay. it’s just a day. #but fuck does it hurt when people just ignore it or downplay it or make jokes about my birthday this year #people don’t have to care about my birthday. strangers online don’t have to care. it’s whatever. #and I’m not even mad at anyone in particular. I just… yeah.. I just can’t take negative jokes about it right now. #I’m trying not to be specific! I don’t want to be mean! nobody is being mean to me! it’s okay! #im just a sensitive baby that just wants people to be nice to him for the next 24 hours #…. I’m sad! #I think I’ll just be mean to everyone tomorrow #…. lol like I could do that. pfffttt I’ll bend over backwards for my family and I’ll be glad to do it. mostly. #it’ll be okay #days are 24 hours. I’m sure I can squeeze some good stuff in between the bad. that’s life babyyyy #and I love you and I appreciate you to no one in particular and I’m sorry I’m so sensitive #my mutuals are great #you’re all great. unless you aren’t. but we won’t talk about that. #ok you can ignore this #text

[strrwbrrryjam]

for all my grievances with tangled the series, one thing i cannot criticize them for is their songs, i mean, sure, not all of them make sense in context (let me make you proud comes to mind), the songs are spectacular, from the vocals to the instrumental, all of them are a joy to listen to, whether they are just incredibly goofy, like the buddy song, to heartbreaking, like waiting in the wings, whether its a solo, a duet or a group, they are wonderful to listen to

#i like the show. dont get me wrong. #though i cant deny there are a lot of flaws to the series n character n story decisions that dont make sense n infuriate me #and i will say imo season 1 is where its at its best. although yes flaws are present they dont. idk. ruin the season for me #but i cant say the same for the later two seasons. i mean. i had fun with s2 n liked the new characters but. a lot of it again imo is fille #but s3 is the worst imo cause the stakes are so high but they spend like 2-4 episodes actually on the main plot #n the rest is just. pointless filler. i mean. did we really need to learn more about fucking nigel of all characters #n i will say i am not a fan of cass' arch at all. i liked her in the first season n most of the second season but s3 just. ruins her for me #i also dont like how they treated euguene most of the time. he deserved to be treated better. he was the other main character in the movie #he deserved to be treated better not put in the back so as not to outshine cass n rapunzel's relationship #cassunzel this it not a critique of you. i liked the ship in the beginning to n i love the poly of cass rapunzel n euguene #n you can ship them to your hearts content. im just annoyed at the disrespect of euguene lol #can you tell that im passionate about the show. i mean. the potential was there but. they didn't do nothing with it. #im upset it couldnt be better lol #anyway what was i talking about #right the songs. the songs are spectacular (despite almost all of them not making sense in the context of the shows) #n are a joy to listen to. i love them all so much that i dont think there's any i dislike really. the songs are so so good #n are really fun to listen to. its one of the things that i can never fault the show for. they're wonderful n everyone should listen to the #even if you havent watched the show lol they're great #tangled the series #tts #strawberry speaks

[formerly-evil]

RWRB SPOILERS

Quite big ones so scroll down please if you haven’t seen it yet

Alright yknow what I’m just gonna make my own post to like… write it all down because I am insane about this actually

Fuck yeah. This was the movie we deserved. I know i know there were not some of our favorite scenes and I too wish there could have been two more hours of all of it but also… I’m perfectly happy. The team did a great job and I’m really proud how it all worked out

I actually understand why ellen and oscar werent divorced. In the whole scheme it makes sense. I’m kinda mad that they changed Henry’s name because like, cmon, but again, it made sense. Ugh. I hate when I cant hate on things because they are sensible (that’s a joke. I’m gonna be grumpy about it and no ones going to stop me)

I also am kinda disappointed that my fave quote that I think about almost every day ‘shut up shut all the way up oh my god’ wasn’t there but ykno, we deal

And I miss June. Insanely

Also, it’s kinda wild to me that there will be new fanfics now and instead of a vicious grandmother, there will be just kinda mild grandfather. And many people will just know nothing about Henry’s mum, Liam and Spencer, and, most importantly, there will be no June. That’s wild and I hope there will not be too many of them.

But ooooh let me tell you I screamed when I realized they included Zahra’s and Shaan’s relationship. That was my fave part in the book (I read it on public transport and wanted to scream soo badly but couldn’t).

And the ‘sometimes you just jump and hope it wasn’t a cliff’ which, when I was looking for it in the book, I actually circled in pencil so like, past me is jumping with happiness rn.

One last thing - did you know they had an intimacy coordinator on the set? Fucking incredible, I love that.

All in all, I’m pretty happy. Could be better? Maybe. But it could have definitely been worse and I’m very much pleased and content and I will sleep happy knowing theres one more good mlm movie in the world, and that the adaptation has been given justice :)

#i wish they screamed at each other more tho #i miss ‘you obtuse fucking asshole’ #but that’s a personal preference #love me some love confessions during a screaming match #but otherwise #incredible #great job everyone #standing ovation #i had a wonderful time watching it #rwrb spoilers #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue spoilers #red white & royal blue spoilers #rwrb movie #rwrb movie spoilers

[yaroudomos]

Friend & I went to an extremely tiny convention today, where I bought this silly lil' guy (while dressed in Goro Majima cosplay, yep). Of course, I was then obligated to carry him around wherever we went — and the outing concluded with some yummy ramen ♥

#same friend just went home 'bout an hour ago #it's like three a.m. rn #hahaha orz #we got caught up in watching the Resident Evil movies after finishing Train to Busan and man we were laughing our asses off #the CHEESE it's so fucking good. #some parts making absolute no sense? also great. terrific. #then we played many video games too. oops. #well anyways that's what I've been up to #in between work @_@ #I hope everyone's doing well!! <3 I may not have much time to hang around or chat as of late but — yeah! you know ilu guys. #» out to sea ( ooc. )

[a-bundle-of-radishes]

Watching all the hunger games movies again because the prequel came out, and now I'm bawling my eyes out because of everything in the story. Fucking help 😭

#I'm watching it with mom and i almost made her cry too sjdjskdjsk #when she started singing the hanging tree song and district 5 went to blow up the dam i just broke hhhhkkhhkkk #like why do i even remotely like this #it's all just pain #and regrets #at least when it comes to Lucy Grey and Coriolanus and Sejanus aaaaaamKzkj(mmm?! #I'm buying the prequel book too #i need to read about the insanity that is Coriolanus Snow #I fucking love his character and everything #like how Suzanne wrote him is just amazing #I keep thinking of the what ifs #like what if he didn't follow in the foot steps of his father and didn't go fucking insane and agajsosnsks #also Tom Blyth is super good as Coriolanus #i don't care what others think of his or the movie or whatever #i fucking loved it #it was amazing to see the... rawness of it #before hunger games became the performance #also great to see Coriolanus be a bit less insane and cold to everyone and everything around him #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #thg #tbosas #i have a headache from the crying and the shit storm that is the fucking story #i actually watched the Mockingjay part 4 for my birthday when it came out #fitting that i watched tbosas for my birthday too #actually the only movies I've watched for my birthday

[infizero]

just finished watching the og scott pilgrim movie for the first time fucking loved it

#it obviously has issues. but man ive never seen anything like this shit i loved it so much #its like if they made a 2010s youtube comedy sketch into a movie but in the best way possible #two main things. one im always a huge lover of incorporating animated visuals into anything. thank fucking god #and two i LOVEEEEEEE stories that take place in this kind of heightened reality #like its all normal everyday at first just with fun editing but then the fights start happening and its just like #yeah everyone here just does crazy video game boss fights and defeats ppl and they turn into coins and thats just normal and no #one questions it. THATS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEE i love shit like that so much #doing stuff like this is so much more fun when you dont have characters making wisecracks about the nature of their reality every two #seconds. this shit was great bcuz no one is like ''ermm so i have this health bar? sooo crazy lol. that just happened!'' #or whatever. this is just how the world works i love it #anyways i wanted to watch the movie first before i watched the new animated series. cause i want to watch that cuz it looks super fun #so whenever i have time next im gonna do that :D excited for that since ik ppl have been liking it a lot #plus i've heard it kind of addresses some of the more Erm bits from the story which is cool #i know its very different from the movie too so dw i know that going in lol #anyways i need to go to bed but yeah movie good #serena.txt

[sharkieboi]

my dad: “you should come home earlier so you can spend time with your mother”

me, internally: why the fuck would I do that

#shhh sharkie #I’m specifically a) lying to him about where i’m spending the night tonight #and b) spending as little time at home tomorrow as I can before I come back to the city #I have zero desire to spend any quality time with either of my parents rn #I’m driving to nyc to spend the night with my person tonight and sleep over with them #and then finishing the drive to ct tomorrow to drop off the car and then amtrak the fuck out of there #he’s trying to guilt trip me into spending the night in ct instead of nyc but like why would I do that #yeah i’d love to have an uncomfortable evening with a group of passive aggressive people who judge me and my life #and watch a shitty movie i’ll hate and be judged for how many glasses of wine I have #definitely better than getting free drinks at a gourmet restaurant while i wait for my SO to finish up work #and then go smoke/drink and get lovingly railed within an inch of my life #definitely time with my parents is worth more than that 🙄 #edit: coming back to this about a month later (2/2) and i kinda do wish i had arrived earlier to say hi to mom but still #more in that like. my parents have this preconceived notion that I hate them but that isn’t true #and i’d like as many opportunities as i can to disprove that #but also my mom is a self-centered narcissist and any slight against her is the worst crime in the world #so i’m okay missing her. but i did still want to see her. #or any of my siblings. it was just my dad and the pets. #which is great! i love how each of the dogs greet everyone #have to deal with Daisy first cause she needs to be Held and tell you she loves you #and then Dolly needs to lick all the moisturizer off your face and be a little potato #and Odie whines and patiently waits his turn but then he gets swaddled with affection #it’s a whole routine i love them all so much #and i miss my girl so much

[omtai]

sidenote if you cant put a lock on ur door get a doorstop and just jam that thing under. its so magic. like. lol. youre not coming in

#trying to watch a movie but fuckin everyone in my family decided that right now is the perfect time to come into my room and #start conversation about nothing #Youre not coming in! #trying not to be a hater but im really hating rn #my mom came in three fucking times to tell me the same exact thing #Like babes i love you youre great but im gonna turn into the joker soon

[saturniade]

medical status: fell from a bicycle in the rain because i got scared of a car driving <30 kmph

#will take this opportunity to talk about how ive been #so. basically im good! #my family and friends are as ok as it gets here/in germany/in ukraine #ive been in switzerland for almost a month now #me n my friend live with a local family in their house. theyre very nice :) weve a separate room for ourselves its great #got money food devices etc #go on walks and enjoy the free public transport........or erm......... also bikes #i go to deutsch courses so im almost a proud A1 user. ich kann deutsch sprechen etc! #WE PLAYED D&D WITH SOME LOCAL NERDS WHICH WAS WILD #i dm'd for the first time in ages and it was awesome and everyone liked it and we'll play again in 2 weeks! #i still wanna return to ukraine asap but im super terrified on what horrible developments could happen on may 9 so im j. im just sitting #want the war to be overrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wanna find out if my apartments been bombed (probably yeah its in a Hot District) #found out that Knoppers tm r is a great chocolate bar so if youre ever in der schweiz or deutschland i do recommend you try it #watched Santa Clarita Diet. absolutely incredible and i loved it all the way #couldnt watch sonic 2 -- genuinely a horrible movie. turned off on the moment with siberian guys dancing classical ukrainian hopak #no offence especially to my treasured mutual t4tails sorry #ummmm ated a fucking chip......................... listen my life has been fucking slow ok #i just wanna go back and fullfill my OG plan of QUIT JOB STREAM TWITCH !!! #BUY GAMING PC for that i need STABLE HOUSING and for that . well :) #sigh #imma play stardew valley now. my leg hurts. see ya soon + hopefully i figure out the drawing situash cause i wanna draw digitally #yoo my post

[sapsolais]

i love nimona

#i'm going 2 ramble here in the tags ok. okay? ok #god. look. i went into this movie thinking 'yeah yeah obv trans allegory woohoo' thinkin that's great! but #idk. i thought it would be something that could be brushed aside or sanitized easily maybe. y'know? like passed off as another kids movie #and i thought maybe other trans folks could relate 2 the movie and i was like ok that's cool let's watch it and. it was just #that one scene. #everyone talked abt how they cried and how it really Hit and i didn't get it until then #at the statue #i cried. a lot. and i never do that w media and i don't mean that to be edgy or whatever kssdfkjg but just #oh fuck #they Get It #that part. it reached into my soul and grabbed that core part of me and Tugged. #it Hurt and i felt it. the exhaustion. ready to give up. the cry nimona let out. i cried because i got it. and then i cried harder because #i'd give anything for a ballister in my life #my thoughts are 'they got us in the second half ngl' basically KSDJHFKSJDHFKSD #first half of the movie? great! but second half? oh. oh it punches u in the face over and over and gets better and better #it's so. SO good. god. i don't know when everything clicked 4 me i don't think it was a singular moment but. man. oh man #i need to rewatch that immediately #instantly a favorite. shit #it's so unapologetically nimona. it's so Itself and it's not sorry and i love it and it feels so special and i'm holding it so close #there's 2 much to gush about in these tags there's not enough space but just know. i am Insane about this #sap says #god. fuck

[todayisafridaynight]

Ok jdrama recommendation?

HONESTLY Meishi Game was pretty good imo- or at least enjoyable to watch for me, and it's only four episodes long too so if you're looking for something short and quick that's a good place to start

#snap chats #it's suspenseful and does a great job at making you care about characters that only show up for an episode #the ending had me fucking SHOOK i wont say anymore but its def a great watch #i think of it as a slightly longer-than-typical movie but yeah its good #i have another drama i like. LOVE but its kind of weird and when i told my friend bout it i could tell she thought i was insane #so for now Meishi Game is my rec :) #i've also watched Pure (1996) and the leads are cute and i love the female lead esp but everyone else makes me violent #esp since theyre lowkey/highkey ableist but i guess that is the plot of the series #im gonna watch Kinpika later today so if that's worth writing home about i'll find a way to talk bout it here

[anxiously-awaiting]

the intricate parallels between bedivere and laz are somethign that no one else could ever understand

I  am just thinking about like. 

Catholic brain damaged bedivere who seems so frighteningly afraid of death, yet longing for it, believing he’s sinned so horribly that nothing, nothing, nothing could ever make up for it, even after 1500 years. Believing he’s just a forever horrible person, yet still trying and *wanting* to do good, despite believing he’s not good. How readily he goes up against the knight servants despite being Just a man, against all these supernatural powerhouses. And even before all the fgo stuff he was a knight! He did all sorts of great things but in his mind, that’s not enough. The only true punishment he can receive, is dying after returning the sword to Arthur, and hopefully that will be enough repentance. 

Vs

Lapsed catholic Laz who’s always been a bit lost in his own life. He’s never done anything spectacular nor horrible prior to the chaldea explosion leading to him being the only one who can fix the singularities (this too, he believes, is a fluke and overstating his role, he’s not the one out there fighting, therefore, he’s just dead weight). The adjustment from ‘dude who mops floors’ to ‘dude who has to keep humanity from dying’ is all but nonexistent for him, and he’s Just a man trying to handle all this pressure that he’s never had before. He’s never *needed* to be noble or powerful, he just went through life miserable but kind, wishing that there was *something* in his life that he could point at and say “right here. This is why im like this. This is why i’m hurting. This is why i can’t handle any of this”. 

idk if any of these words make sense or are like Good im just thining about itjfdskfds

#<- deluding myself abt laz being interestinlkdfjsl #i just think laz's “fuck it we ball" (does NOT want to ball but does anyway) is more interesting that the mc whos just like :| #anyway #im normall i prommy #anyway im rewatching the second movie and i love that lance gets his ass kicked by a teenager AGAIN #and that teenager got full permission from his SON to kick is ass #its great everyone watch divine realm of the round table one and 2 NOW

[marklikely]

a while ago you said you hated the movie the eternals so I was wondering what you didn’t like about it? just bc I’m vindictive about marvel lol

god they just literally didnt do even a single thing right.

the acting was really bad from just about everyone (except maybe kumail nanjiani who was the only person who decided he would try to play an actual character), like everyone was just phoning it in. im going to chalk it up to bad directing because people also seemed like they had no idea what they were supposed to be doing on set, plus some of these people are decorated actors that have proven they were good at their job in other movies.

it could also be because the writing was just a mess on every level. like, how good could the acting be when no characters were given any solid motivations or personality traits (any motivations or traits that they DID bother to put in the movie were either told with 0 evidence, or just changed whenever it suited a plot twist to try and create some tepid and meaningless conflict within the team). the lore was tedious and nonsensical, there were no stakes because absolutely nothing felt earned or consequential at all, the overall goal of the plot changed like 8 different times as well as constantly being interrupted by flashbacks with no rhyme or reason as to when we would see a flashback or what we would flash back to, which led to a pacing nightmare.

and the tone was too dour and serious to be able to ignore any of this for the camp or fun either!! because there was absolutely no fun!!!!! it's like they wanted to make a Prestige Drama out of a movie that's 75% exposition dumps and half-assed sci fi lore and 0% actual character moments that make dramas work.

ok im typing too much so let's just rapid fire the rest: the color pallet was atrocious, just concrete and mud. the costumes looked like absolute garbage, cheaply made and extremely bland even just on a design level (i'm talking specifically about the hero uniforms here. the civilian clothes for every character were also boring and pointless, though). the effects were literally laughably bad, the object designs (like for the spaceship and other alien stuff, i'm not sure what to call this category) were ridiculous and never fully came together into something interesting or otherworldly. the score was trash and the needledrops were distracting. the diversity was shallow and insulting, you can't just constantly brag about diversity when you couldn't be bothered write those diverse characters to be actual, yknow, characters.

anyway if you want a well-made superhero movie about ancient heroes who have a deep love for humanity, that has diverse characters who are actually fleshed out and treated like characters instead of an Inclusivity Checklist, that has serious moments with emotional impact but is also capable of being fun, that has clear intra-team conflicts and morally grey characters that you can actually understand, that doesn't look like total garbage, then literally just watch The Old Guard. just watch The Old Guard im literally begging you. if you liked eternals just watch The Old Guard and see what it looks like when a movie actually does what eternals pretends it's doing.

#sorry anyway i decided a while ago that eternals is the new number one worst movie ive ever seen xoxo #if i could say one nice thing about it uh. again kumail nanjiani hard carried and he wasn't even that good. #its just that the bar was literally so low that him deciding to actually try and play a character was still leagues above everyone else. #uh. the opening song was by pink floyd and i like those guys. #although the song they chose was time which is like. completely antithetical to the entire movie so idk. #i guess they were just like oh its about time and these guys are eternal it must be perfect *does not actually listen to the song* #asks #the diversity thing really fucking bugged me too like they wont shut up about diversity but #then when we watched the making-of documentary to try and see what we missed that would make this movie make sense #like there was this one section where they all listed a bunch of personality traits for each of the characters #(and for most of the characters they either listed things that are not actually a personality or were things that were NOT in the movie) #and for one girl literally all they could come up with was that shes fast and Deaf and she taught them asl. #which is like. so fucking insulting. you couldnt think of a single personality trait? shes just fast?? #shes just fast and she taught the hearing people some asl because as we all know thats the only role a Deaf person can have right? #we dont need to give her an actual character we just need someone to fill the Deaf Marvel Character quota. #idk. if it were me and i realized that i couldnt name a trait for this character besides 'knows asl' and 'has super speed' id like #stop patting myself on the back for my Great Deaf Representation. because thats not good representation at all its just pathetic. #and the other characters were all similarly shallow but she's just. the best example of it bc they couldnt even PRETEND that she was deep. #movie diary #and again if the movie was even slightly able to have fun id be a lot less hard on it but it took itself so fucking seriously #and patted itself on the back so much for being like this Highbrow Next Level version of a marvel movie #and like. no. this is the worst marvel movie by a nautical mile even if youre judging by really strict standards of Art.