#harry doesn’t even do that

[hyunjining]

louis could literally win 17 grammys and do the first ever live performance from the moon and people would still complain about his team’s promo strategy

#not to be a bitch but y’all really still care about this 😭 #how many times does the poor man have to say that commercial success isn’t his top priority #it’s great when it happens of course but do y’all really think every single artist is doing 50 bazillion interviews to promote their albums #harry doesn’t even do that #and of course when louis DOES do 50 bazillion interviews y’all complain about how his promo is only about bg #not that i like the freddie mentions lmao but he’s said a lot of great music related stuff in interviews too

[frm9pm]

My wife and I were walking around the city and when we saw a dumbledore poster we immediately turned to each other and made this hand gesture LOL

#Drarry #she knows HP only from the books/movies as a kid so she’s been enduring me talk about it constantly recently #even shes like ‘I think dumbledore did Harry dirty’ :( #anyways ppl prob thought we were insane cus I was laughing so hard #she usually doesn’t do silly stuff like that

[aiuredsworld]

Potter and Malfoy at their favorite alcove

ps. This is actually inspired by WTTWOG. From the scene where they were at draco’s favorite alcove in the second library of malfoy manor. I wanted to visualize the scene ever since I read that part. The narration there was so good and it gave me a cozy warmth to my heart. The way its make you close you eyes and sigh with satisfaction after reading something so well written. Draco’d be watching raindrops while Harry’d be watching draco, but I sucks at drawing rain so 🤷🏻‍♀️

#drarry #hpdm #draco malfoy #harry potter #draco #harry x draco #harry #wttwog #thats right another wttwog inspired fanart again #inspired by the scene they watching raindrops togeter at malfoy manor second library #i love drawing harry so in love with draco #he doesn’t even bother to hide he just stare fondly openly #and draco doesn’t know what to do with this level of attention #so he ends up pretending to focus on his shit #but inside he’s squealing so high his heart doing backflip

[cryptiduni]

“white mourning.”

#‘‘A white mourning. A modern death. Divorce or something similar. All you can do is put more distance between you & him. make him smaller.’’ #jean is a very easy character to hate if you know nothing about him. & you know what they say. easy target doesn’t make for a good practice #judit literally compares harry to intellectually disabled man yet you don’t see ppl hating her because she is outwardly nice. #she’s polite yes but she doesn’t care as much as jean cares for harry #he is not perfect. he is mean. but loyal. if he truly didn't care he wouldn't hab come back to martinaise & coulda just reported harry’s as #he put up with du bois’ bullshit for years and built a toxic (totally straight) relationship with him yet always comes back. #he says he will leave you in the village to die but please understand harry isn't exactly a great person. especially pre-bender hdb. #planned a make up joke & put on a wig for hdb even tho he wasn’t the who started the whole fiasco #you can hate him all you want for leaving harry before & during tribunal but how could he have foreseen all this bullshit would have happen #his second leaving is kinda bullshit writing but #jv is dealing with his own demons too. clinical depression. partner almost died. job is shit. case spiraling out control #i do not blame the DE staff either. sometimes shit just happens. not everything needs a grand explanation. #but it definitely coulda been handled better. but i understand. resources were sparse. #i relate to ​jv. as someone with temper issues & attention problems i have to remove myself from the scene or i'll say shit i'd regret late #my man is having the worst week of his life. leave him alone. #kim is great but have u heard of a man who thinks he's old when he is only 30 & luvs horses & his commie boyfriend that he's divorcin' soon #disco elysium #de fanart #jean vicquemare #disco elysium fanart #jean heron vicquemare #jean posting #illustration #de #artists on tumblr #my art #I WANTED TO DRAW THIS FOR MONTHSSS YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE. HE LITERALLY HAUNTED ME IN MY SLEEP!!! #i love him normal amount. very healthy. much feelings #my little maiu maiu

[maladaptivewriting]

i don’t not ship jily because of jegulus

i don’t ship jily because the most interesting thing james and lily ever did together was die

#if they’re separated? if only one dies? if they’re platonic? infinitely more interesting #but i have never found them interesting #even before i discovered jegulus #james potter #lily evans #also creating harry doesn’t count cause just the act of having a child is all breeders do #a cis straight couple had a kid? groundbreaking…

[touchlikethesun]

james would be the kind of dad that everyone thinks is like the super chill one, but in reality he’s kinda overprotective and just a bit controlling because well you have to be consistent with children everyone knows that.

meanwhile, no one expect regulus to even raise his kids himself, but he’s always the one that breaks as soon as one of his kids pulls out the puppy dog eyes.

like i see it being a very common conversation in the potter household once harry’s born, just “reg, did you let harry have biscuits before dinner again?” “james, look our son in the eyes, and tell me if you can say no to that face” *harry immediately puts on his best innocent expression trying to help his papa out* and james just has to shake his head and resign himself to being the disciplinary one for the next 17 years.

#i know a lot of people think it’s the other way around #but i have my reasons #one i hc that while james was spoiled by effie and fleamont they still had like Rules that were always enforced #so james basically ran the house but there were certain things that his parents refused to budge on and once james becomes a parent #he emulates their parenting style #meanwhile reg grew up with walburga and orion and literally wasn’t allowed to do anything and was punished for even asking #so he doesn’t have a model for what good strict parenting looks like #so instead of risking at all treating his kids like how he was treated by his parents he just lets them get away with everything #reg wouldn’t be strict he’s be too worried about becoming his parents #jegulus #reggie #jamie <3 #jegulus raising harry #marauders #james potter #regulus black

[instinctsxbad]

*scratching at the walls thinking about how no one has adapted Peter’s college arcs in a consistent and satisfying way.*

#coffee bean gang #spider-man #I was almost asleep but now I’m thinking about how there isn’t one piece of media out there that checks all the boxes #of adapting Peter in college + the coffee bean gang + doesn’t downsize the group or combine characters #+ does everyone in a decent way even if it’s not strictly comic accurate #raimi trilogy is one of the only ones that heads pretty quickly into the college era and also involves more than just gwen or mj #and as much as I like the films it does not handle the three of them in a way that scratches the itch for me #I mean for one it’s only Peter Harry and MJ. I like those three arguably the most but man the dynamic isn’t the same #especially bc Tobey’s Peter is much more serious and quiet/awkward with negative charisma (affectionately but still.) #MJ is mixed w Gwen’s personality which was disappointing to me bc I like MJ’s weird and super vibrant personality #and Harry loses some of the ‘kind of a sweet guy but very VERY fucked up’ and relies too heavily on Harry becoming the goblin for revenge #I sound super critical of the Raimi versions qhwjrjwkr I DO like them I do but it feels like completely alternate interps of the characters #most focus on spider-man’s origin which I totally get but also. Peter’s most interesting arcs happen in college #that’s why everyone has to adapt them into the high school years #(which they can do bc Peter was largely friendless during that time and was still fighting some truly d-tier guys #in between the forming of the famous spidey rogue gallery) #I mean I wouldn’t even complain if they chose to do the high school years and actually DID those instead of pasting the college arcs on it #I haven’t watch the 90s show but I want to— does Harry exist in that one bc I know they took out Gwen #at the risk of sounding like That kind of tssm fan. the closest we got to that dream was that show #bc they WERE gonna follow it into Peter’s college years and you could see them setting the gang up #it still fell into the ‘everyone is a childhood friend’ thing so the characters could all be there but it’s one of the most bearable ones

[sadaveniren]

🙄🙄

If that is what you got from me making a post where I joke about how actual society off of the Internet isn’t going to crucify me or harass me for enjoying something perceived weird, and thinking differently than the average person, all while staying in my own lane (and this isn’t even talking about me expressing that a lot of this is - probably - because of autism meaning my brain is LITERALLY WIRED DIFFERENTLY BUT THATS OKAY) I genuinely question your compassion for people who are different than you.

Like.

I honestly do worry how you handle meeting someone who’s just a bit different than you. You must be someone who immediately bullies someone you think is weird, even if they have done nothing to you except have fun.

#news flash! it’s okay to be weird! #it’s okay to enjoy weird shit! #and it doesn’t make you a ‘psycho’ or whatever!! #as someone raised with the family mantra of ‘let your freak flag fly’ I’ve always known it was okay to be the weird person #being weird makes you unique!!! #idk if anon can comprehend this but I actually have multiple friends who aren’t in fandom who LOVE hearing me update them about fandom #my sibling asks me constantly if there is new fandom drama #whenever I meet up with another friend one of the first things she asks me is what’s going on with Harry #I literally ranted to my husband’s best friend yesterday about fandom #and I have given (a requested) speech at a dnd game once to explain larrie #and even if none of those people believe it #or think it’s a little odd #they still enjoy my company #they still find me perfectly sane #because! being weird! isn’t a crime! #everyone would love much happier lives if we embraced our inner freak side #insert ‘don’t dream it be it’ from rocky horror picture show here #(okay actually people irl DO bully others for being weird and collectively as society we know THOSE are the bad people) #(but these anons don’t really understand nuance here)

[livvyofthelake]

do i have the power to engineer a chance encounter in which my sister is endeared by the artful dodger enough to watch it with me… well not tonight but we will persist!!!

#unfortunately she sucks and doesn’t have any REAL all consuming obsessions #so i can never just be like heyyyy Actor You Know And Like is in this!!! that’s never enough i’ve tried it #she wouldn’t even watch now you see me and that franchise has like. THREE actors she likes in it… bro… #and this is why harry potter fans are losers who don’t have any real conviction #woah that was mean. listen all i’m saying is that that woman owns a truly frightful amount of harry potter merch and yet every time i try to #dangle daniel radcliffe over her head like bait to get her to watch something i like it doesn’t work #can you imagine being like that. imagine your favorite media. imagine the star of that media. if someone was like hey you should watch this #the star of your favorite media is in here! YOU all would be like one yes i would love to see that! because YOU have conviction and passion #these people do not. normie ass franchise to be into dear god #of course. there ARE freaks. we know this. we’ve seen this and proved this. i would know #but like. i’m not saying this in regards to redacted i’m saying it in general

[flhoarder]

You know Jean is getting adopted by Lena and Morell when they drop the news

#de headcanon #I’m like 85% sure. that’s almost 100% according to andre #and before anyone says they wouldn’t adopt jean let me gently remind you that they adopted gary #gary. fascist who doesn’t really care about cryptids #meanwhile the passion radiating from JV’s direction is PALPABLE when he sees the phasmid photo #you know he’d be ABSORBED when lena and morell tell him about more cryptids #cryptozoologist jean vicquemare you just watch him pin up all the crypto sighting clippings on all the walls in his little flat #you know it’s gonna be one of his few obsessions for the next 20 years #an abundance of love from Lena and Morell would do him so much good. so much good #and he can even bond with harry again over it. not just the job anymore #kim to harry: you can really use a hobby. like gardening or track and field or whatever #now jv and hdb can go on cryptid hunts together after work and on weekends #jean vicquemare #lena the cryptozoologist’s wife #morell the cryptozoologist #de #disco elysium

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

Bro my brother just asked if Alastor was from Harry Potter 💀

#bruv you’ve read the Harry Potter series a million times #how the hell do you forget that a person named alastor doesn’t even exist in the series #alastor #hazbin hotel #harry potter

[showinalittlelife]

J*ly stans are like cockroaches infesting my house and no matter how much anti-cockroach spray I buy they always find ways to get on my nerves it doesn’t matter how many I crush, or how many times I move they’re like tiny parasites finding their way to me through every crack and one day I’ll just burn my entire house down with them all inside and live a peaceful life.

#my house is my fyp btw I love tumblr bc I can filter them out #thing is I actually do not give two flying fucks if anyone writes or reads Jily #like I get how fandom works and I support everyone doing what they want #it’s just these annoying little kids flooding comment sections and making tiktoks about how any mlm ship is pure evil bc it excludes lily #like is lily in the room with us rn? #shes a fictional character she doesn’t even exist #the people you’re calling misogynistic for not liking her or any ship that involves her however do #Jily stans are the most insufferable humans I’ve ever come across #and I’ve been in other fandoms but nothing is like the superiority complex in this one #you’re not better for liking a canon ship you’re not better because you only write/read wlw you’re not better than potterheads #because try explaining who James is without saying he’s Harry potters dad #and nobodys interpretations of a character are more valid than the other #just because some tiktok got a few likes and some views doesn’t mean that whatever ppl say is canon or an unspoken rule about a character #y’all aren’t superior to anyone #and don’t even get me started on how entitled some ppl are because. god #anyways I’m just very frustrated rn #I’ll probably delete this later

[samuraisharkie]

me every time I think about the current state of The Amazing Spider-Man comics: Here’s How Peter Can Still Win

#spider-man #I’m concocting schemes and plans that would bring it out on top I swear #hire me marvel but only after Quesada is fired #I’ll have Dan Slott doing letters while I’m fixing their fucking mistakes #it ain’t fuckin much but it’s honest work #listen so we have to reveal that current MJ is a fake. go animated series on them. #fuck them kids. fuck former aid to genocide with a boring ass name Paul #give the Jackpot thing to someone else. it’s a good gimmick but please for the love of god not on MJ #fix poor fucking Ben Reilly and maybe just let him stay dead #tackling the Parker Industries bullshit is gonna be harder #but it all culminates in beating the everloving shit out of Mephisto #Peter and MJ reunite and are once again best friends #and this one could be controversial but hear me out: Peter and MJ polyamorous relationship on and off w Felicia Hardy #since Harry is alive again (even though it’s stupid) maybe him too #things gradually fall back in place as they were before #Peter isn’t ‘dated’ bc he’s been around since the fucking 60s and he finally has a chance to grow up and be an adult again #and we focus on the other plethora of teen superheroes that are now around #bc Spider-Man may have been the first teen superhero but he doesn’t own it and the point of his character is not ‘youth’ #listen. I’m so anguished every time I think about the comics. #I don’t want it to be destroyed I don’t want it to be irreparable #it sucks that any other marvel characters can keep running but Spider-Man is just going straight in the dumpster bc of idiots at the top

[moonsaurora]

everytime louis or harry “denies” larry there are always people who claimed to be for them who leave…and they’re so weak lmao cause if you genuinely believed they were together you would’ve done enough research to know why they deny it and everything. y’all weren’t in the community for the right reasons if you didn’t care about them being free and supporting them

#larry #larry stylinson #i saw like two tiktoks about it and they made me upset lol #i really hope this doesn’t reach antis lmao #i don’t care what yall have to say i’ve been supporting them for 9 years and will continue to do so 🤷‍♀️ #if anyone is rude i’m just blocking i’m not dealing with that so #there is so much proof that they want to be out and hate hiding.. #there’s a powerpoint i have in case anyone wants to be convinced 👀 lol and i can answer any questions #ya know i would be willing to have a RESPECTFUL conversation with an anti or just whoever doesn’t believe #as to why they don’t want to look into it. like you’re not curious? not even a little bit? #as to why soo many people believe in this thing? #message me ab that though i don’t want that taking up my whole post #like i promise there is a reason we disregard whenever they deny it #it’s never #me and harry were never and are not in a relationship #but #there’s nothing i can do to stop the rumors #there’s many things he could do but he always dances around the question

[releaseholiday]

"#I have a lot of thoughts on how unhealthy their relationship with their job is" please share

#well hl both have said themselves that tour isn’t real life #so they’re trapping themselves in this limbo trying to squeeze everything out while they still can bc it’s obvious they think if they stop #it’s all gonna end #i think they’re doing the same thing aka burrying themselves in work but for different reasons #louis is doing this bc tour is the only thing that’s going well in his career #obviously he’s had some obstacles that were out of his control and maybe there’s something that still is but he literally gave up #on expanding his audience #he got way too comfortable with his fanbase bc he realized he can do whatever and they’ll still stay so why even bother #it looks like he doesn’t even care about the music side of it anymore #like he’s fully admitting he only wrote ftft to go on tour with it #so he can stand on stage holding the mic stand for an hour and a half and take shots with fans at the barricade and remove songs from #the playlist bc he’s too hungover to sing them #and Harry’s burrying himslef in tour bc money lol #and he’s not even making any effort like his stadium shows look exactly like his arena shows #same songs same outfits same speeches same interactions #meanwhile his shows cost unfairly big amount of money #where is all that money going huh definitely not on production #I’m not expecting him to have back up dancers and fireworks bc that’s not his style but like at least do something different lol #for people in the nosebleeds he’s nothing but a singing ant #if you want to be at a stadium level you have to make it a show for everyone to enjoy and not just the front row #especially for that amount of money #anyway this turned into a rant on a different topic aldkhsd #basically I just think they’re drowning themselves in work they’re so obsessed with money and staying relevant instead of like letting #themselves heal and rest and work on other parts of their lives #when I look at them now everything is very shallow and superficial #sorry if this is harsh but 🤷‍♀️

[empress-of-snark]

guys I just realized something…

THE HOUSE ELVES WERE A METAPHOR FOR HOUSE WIVES

#maybe this was obvious to british readers but this is so freaking clever #OF COURSE THEY’RE HOUSE WIVES #and it makes sense then that hermione would be the one to try to do something about it #while the two boys are like ‘no it’s cool. they like it. it’s fine.’ #and even further than that - yes a lot of the house elves are happy where they are (just like a lot of house wives are) #but that doesn’t erase the fact that a lot of them are being taken advantage of #and it doesn’t erase the fact that some of them are abused #oh my god I can’t believe I never realized this before #I feel so dumb lmao #harry potter