#hbo man's tedtalk

[realhbomax]

as a gimmick blog (normies don't rb!) do you smoke?

#hbo man's tedtalk #tw smoking #weed #poll #gimmick blog poll

[neine]

Welcome to my TedTalk titled Why OFMD and WWDITS should become one universe.

Taika and Rhys are both in both frenchies

Taika was a director for both of the shows at some points

They're both on HBO

Only one line would do it, like Laszlo saying he had a chance to sail with legendary Blackbeard once

Mermaids are mentioned in OFMD, and we have seen a siren in WWDITS already and they're like almost the same fucking thing

Both are queer comedies

It would change nothing in both of the shows and mean completely nothing for the average well adjusted man

#ofmd #wwdits #our flag means death #what we do in the shadows

[sspoike]

hello hii I was tagged a hot minute ago (sorry I’m very late on this) by @anyachristinaemmanuellajenkins and @doppelganglands for a get-to-know tag game and tho I’m late on it i still rlly wanted to participate so here goes

1. three ships:

-spuffy (it’s like a worm that’s settled shop in my brain it’s not going away sorry, and I’m very pro turning spuffy into a throuple with like angel or faith or dru like I wanna support THEIR endeavors it’s women supporting women)

-sookie x eric northman from the sookie stackhouse series (ie true blood but it’s the books that scratch the eric northman itch wayyy more to my liking, I think it’s bc the books hate bill the way I hate bill, which is a lot more than the tv show for some reason)

-giles x jenny x ethan… I just think they’re all hot and i want them together with tension-filled bickering. lock me up and sue me

2. first ship ever: im having a hard time figuring this one out bc my memory has kind of disintegrated over the years but I think it was sam x danny phantom (ghost mode), again just bc I thought they were hot and I wanted to be them (but specifically ghost mode danny bc non-ghost mode danny is Just Some Guy and child me was already Just Some Guy). if it’s not that it might’ve been bella x edward— not to air out my dirty laundry but twilight (2008) ignited something feral and disgusting within young me. I think it’s the vampire thing

3. currently listening: ‘miami’ by caroline rose. im having to restrain myself from listening to it too much bc I do have a tendency to gorge myself on the things I love until I’m absolutely sick of it. also any and all things Tennis.

4. last movie: the Banshees of Inisherin. It’s about despair and breaking up with a friend and the lack of answers & resolutions that can surround an ending to that kind of relationship and it’s silly and it’s got irish accents and tiny little donkeys and I liked it but my mom hated it

5. currently reading: perhaps I did start rereading the sookie stackhouse series and perhaps I am already on book 4 “Dead to the World” by Charlaine Harris. eric just lost his memory btw. he’s wrapped in a blankie in sookie’s house and he’s watching her boxed-set of btvs. if you even care.

6. currently watching: The Last of Us on hbo. mushrooms are so cool man

7. currently consuming: iced coffee :) I made it myself :) and it’s very Just Okay:) (it’s pretty bad)

8. currently craving: I got a new nonstick pan so I’ve been making a lot of over-easy eggs and eating english muffin breakfast sandwiches. not to be a woman in her twenties but something about the nonstick being super non-sticky is making me feel alive

bc I am a bit late on the game I’m informally tagging mutuals and anyone else who wants to give it a go! thank you for coming to my tedtalk

#tag game #mutuals I feel like this is implied but I always want to know more about you all both on an intellectual level and carnally

[nightcreations]

Hello my beautiful memes I hope you are all having a good day. I am just busy lusting after Maxwell Sheffield, and vibing with my forever sleepy doggo son. I hope you are all having good days, Gonna be re-blogging memes and such. Ya’ll be ready. 

#{ ooc / a glasses wearing main character: noctis } #hbo max: puts the nanny on their site and just fuels my old love for that man #thanks for coming to my tedtalk where i thirst after 90s sitcom characters XDD

[chainsawsangel]

A Rant.

well, since some people I follow are making posts about it, I thought...same. so, apparently, HBO will be making one of my ultimate FAVORITE games, ‘The Last of Us’, into a show. How do I feel...MAD! I’M CONFLICTED! The Last of Us should stand on its own as a precious video game for the decade. It shouldn’t be put into a show because watch them ruin the lore, perhaps make Ellie straight and not a lesbian (that is who she is, she is a confirmed lesbian, and also (this came from a post I saw on someone else’s that agree with 100%)...watch them cast Millie Bobby Brown of ‘Stranger Things’ Ellie. Like, she doesn’t need to be in EVERYTHING. And I SWEAR, and I mean SWEAR to gosh if they do my man, Joel Miller, dirty, I'm going to riot!.... Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

#the last of us #tlou #i swear #this is going to be a shit show #i'm not ok rn

[realhbomax]

reblog if damian wayne didn't do anything wrong

#damian wayne #dc #dc comics #hbo man's tedtalk #robin #batman #damian wayne defender

[realhbomax]

oh my ffukcing god i found a fucking mouse in my fucking room im gggoimng to cfry

#help #hbo man's tedtalk #MOD IS BEING FR

[realhbomax]

ugh trans girls are soo fine. so are trans guys. so are nonbinary people. and cis girls. and cis guys. god all u people are fine.

#[mod is totally NOT selfinserting] #[[he is]] #hbo man's tedtalk

[realhbomax]

i literally forget half of the corpo blogs are literally 14 or something and i curse like all the time and i feel like we all make weird ass jokes. to my friends who are minors i'm sorry if anything on my blog makes you uncomfortable or whatnot, don't be afraid to tell me either blatantly or in a dm, i'll totally understand--and asks work, too, if you want the anonymity of it. :)

#hbo man's tedtalk

[realhbomax]

my mom told me that men shouldn't suck another man's dick. well i guess i'll just have to suck girlcock ig

#lgbtqia #ic #hbo man's tedtalk #tw sexuality #trans

[realhbomax]

i think greg heffley represents the kind of weird that no one actually likes. like there's a limit to being weird and greg heffley surpasses this somehow.

#hbo man's tedtalk #first shitpost about a movie in a while #(pirate it since its not on hbo max xoxoxo) #diary of a wimpy kid #doawk greg #doawk fregley #greg heffley #say anything about fregley but hes just autistic

[realhbomax]

There’s a tiny copy of Tony Soprano named Tiny Soprano who loves on my shoulder and keeps telling me to commit crimes. What should I do

commit them, obviously.

#i mean its a tiny james gandolfini #why wouldn't you listen #the sopranos #tony soprano #objection: asked and answered #hbo man's tedtalk

[realhbomax]

layne staley is the only thing getting me thru life rn

#lowkey wish that was me with that speedball #hbo man's tedtalk #alice in chains #specifically.. #jar of flies #grunge music #layne staley

[realhbomax]

Villainous. Yes.

ummm que paso

#askcrowaus #hbo man's tedtalk #ask #objection: asked and answered

[realhbomax]

Send me lyrics!!

-@totally-pinterest

i screamed out, God you vulture bring her back or take me with her tear it down, break the barricades i want to see what sound it makes i hate this flavor with a passion, and i fucking hate the aftertaste

#totallypinterest #hbo man's tedtalk #pierce the veil

[realhbomax]

its just max now

NO FUCKING SHIT GO SUCK A COCK GOD I HATE WOMEN

#joking #i actually love women #objection: asked and answered #tw swearing #tw sexuality #normie #hbo man's tedtalk