#he definitely does stupid things

[rufwooff]

Dw, he'll get over it...

#rottmnt #michaelangelo #donatello #leonardo #raphael #april o'neil #cowboy leo #cowboy mikey #cowboy donnie #cowboy raph #cowgirl april #ruf doodles #ruf comic #Even though Raph is the eldest #he definitely does stupid things #my boy <3

[deithe]

i need to both simultaneously beat the shit out of anthony lockwood and also lock him in a room with a licensed therapist for a month straight

#'i used to think the bottom of the thames was a pretty nice place' ANTHONY. get help #begging wickam to literally kill him. the jump. every plan hes ever had. he is so. #also it affects lucy and george sm when he does that shit also. it puts them in danger when he does insane stupid shit on cases #bc while he doesn't care about his own life his recklessness is putting lucy and george in danger #also the whole room thing. lockwood get help challenge #my theory for season 2 which is totally definitely happening is that the room is gonna be a bit different than it is in book canon #lockwood and co #anthony lockwood

[mx-legend-of-faye]

Which Link is most likely to get banned from Olive Garden

And if you feel like it, tell me who you picked and why!! (And what they did to get banned)

If you’d like to do something similar for the Zeldas, here you go:

#lu chain #linked universe #legend of zelda #they’re my silly little guys #and they do silly little things #at least one of them is definitely getting banned from an olive garden #bear with me and let’s pretend olive garden even exists for them #personally i think it would be wind #second to get banned would be wild and hyrule #they’re all up to something #loz #all the links #the whole chain my beloveds tbh #but i can admit they’d get banned from several restaurants #for one reason or another #they’re up to some stupid antics #and i love it #ill shut up now #actually i have more to say #actually my friend does #but i agree with him #wind wouldn’t be the one kicked out #he would get a warning #and time and twi would be told to put their kid on a leash #wild on the other hand #that fucker is an adult #(depending on who you ask) #he is fully capable of being kicked out

[aforgottenthing-in-space]

Ok so. Miles Edgeworth is trans. Gregory was definitely a trans affirming father so when Miles told him he was like “sure son. What name do you want to go by?”

And so all Manfred von Karma knew was that Gregory Edgeworth had a son. When he gains custody of Miles, he just. Does not realize that the kid he’s now in charge of is a trans boy. (Maybe Miles already had a name change. Idk. Somehow legal name wise, von Karma just. Does Not realize.)

So Miles grows up being raised as a boy and von Karma just. Doesn’t realize. Until puberty begins.

And he notices something, that Miles isn’t experiencing puberty the way he would have expected and he’s like hmmm. I am not sure what is happening.

And then like preteen Miles, incredibly nervous, comes to him and he’s like, “excuse me, Mr. von Karma, sir, but would I be able to start puberty blockers please?”

And von Karma’s just like “WHAT!”

He’s so caught off guard and so used to thinking of Miles as “Gregory Edgeworth’s pathetic son” that he just… kinda lets Miles medically transition bc he’s so caught off guard by the realization.

And for his entire life, Miles is like. Unable to wrap his head around von Karma being surprisingly trans accepting???

#especially because von karma was decidedly NOT accepting of the fact that miles is gay #for the rest of miles’ life he is forever confused about this. and he never realizes that von karma just. didn’t know he adopted a trans kid #in my headcanon franziska is also trans and basically i think that like. von karma was so shooketh by having one trans kid in the house #that he was like. I. I. I don’t know what to do #and also Franziska would TOTALLY weaponize the fact that miles had transitioned without comment #‘why does miles edgeworth get to but I don’t??’ #also also. Manfred von karma probably has some toxic ideas about what it means to be a man. that were definitely taken to heart by miles #especially bc he wanted to prove himself as being ‘valid’ in the eyes of bin karma #I like to think that as he let go of the other ideas von karma taught him he also let go of this ideal and let himself embrace #less ‘traditionally manly’ things #this is the ‘not traditionally masculine transmasc’ in me coming through #I feel like that’s such a specific thing to work through when it comes to reconciling masculinity ESPECIALLY if you’re someone who’s #felt like they’ve had to fight to be accepted for it #wow. that got actually serious on my stupid lil post. #anyway miles as of chief prosecutor wear jewelry and makeup and maybe sometimes skirts #also fun like trans kid headcanon: Phoenix comes out during the year he miles and Larry were best friends and his mom went to Gregory #for advice about how to support your trans son :) #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright ace attorney #manfred von karma #trans miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth is trans dammit #and so is Phoenix Wright #Phoenix Wright #mention #gregory edgeworth #franziska von karma #tw transphobia #like. Hinted but tagging just in case

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Normal people: man, its so sexy when people leave love bites and make their partners say "I'm yours"

Me:

Anyway here are all the times Husk ✨💦dominates💦✨ Alastor in my fic:

I mean obvi we gotta have that cat neck biting thing duh. They do that to stop the girl cats from running away cuz their dicks are fucked up.

So cleaning and grooming are big parts of cat behavior and socialization. Its part of getting your scent on the other cats and marking them as part of your colony, it's a dominance thing, it's literally just a nice thing to do to help out and bond with your family. 10/10 secretly cute af.(briefly considered tagging this fic with eyeball licking)

HEADBUTTING. Same vibes as the previous grooming stuff, headbutting or cats rubbing themselves against you/other cats is them marking you as family. Some people have interpreted this as like cats saying they own you but its less possessive and weird then that I think lol just making sure people know you have a home and aren't some loose street human.

Y'ALL EVER SEE A CAT JUST ABSOLUTELY GET IN THERE?? Cats will shove their entire cat heads into another cat's ear and its fucking wild. Al canonically doesn't bathe, so that shits gotta be crazy in there. Also I'm talking a lot about cat behavior but I don't know anything about deer. I assume they probably also lick each other to some extent??

so back to grooming. Y'all ever see a cat licking and cuddling another cat and it's so cuties and so sweet but suddenly the cat doing the licking just bites the other cat?? That's the dominance babey. My 2 cats fucking hate each other for some reason and Lady will get extremely pissed and smack/bite Chocolate if he tries to reciprocate when she's cleaning him. Cuz she hates him and doesn't want him trying to assert control over her or something idfk what her problem is

Anyway read my fic, I put so much effort into just knowing about cats and writing porn for the most niche market of people

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#I'VE HAD A LOT OF CATS OK #the most cats I've had at one time was 15 #i know a lot about them ok #now im down to a normal ass amount of 2 #no one appreciates my subtle cat behavior that actually does inform husk's character lol #I've decided husk feels the same way about angel that i do #which is that his fake whiny voice is the most annoying thing in the world and if he just stopped he'd be hot #this is specifically about blake btw i love u bby but you sound stupid #michael didn't sound like that #i miss him and his genuinely sexy voice but god awful flirting #asexuality is sounding hot but not saying any of the right things #I'll always miss u pilot!angel who was definitely ace #hazbin hotel #radiohusk #my fic #my writing #pwp fic #cat behavior #the roofie fic™

[secretlythatsme]

i really love dc x dp tbh but i hate how so many fics end up making the batfam dumb as shit. and i don't mean in a "loveable goof" kind of way but in a genuine "these people don't have the skills or intelligence to be heroes" kind of way. which is just antithetical to their entire thing

sometimes it's because the writer just genuinely doesn't know anything about the batfam or what they've been through so they come across as idiots. and other times it's because the writer is writing op ghost king danny or just generally op danny and they genuinely think he could outsmart or beat them. more often than not, it's a combination of the two.

it's just so sad. like not only is it disrespectul to the batfam, essentially getting rid of all the skills and experience they have just to prop up danny, but it also makes things a lot more boring imo. don't get me wrong, i don't mind the occasional "main character is super op" kind of story, but it's boring when like 70% of fics are like that and there's no real challenge or obstacle for him. part of why the show danny phantom was so fun was that it was exciting and chair gripping to see danny have to deal with his new ghost powers, figuring out how to deal with ghost attacks or vlad, and dealing with school and his parents on top of that.

but often, dc x dp fics just,, get rid of any challenge for him. sure batman is a skilled detective but danny will always be able to trick him! sure cass has been trained since birth to read people's body language but this random ghost teen knows how to conceal and control everything!! yeah damian has also been trained since birth to fight and kill but this random guy from the midwest who just started fighting in his teens is so much better!!! like, alright. it's fun every now and then but it sucks when so much of the dc x dp content is just people acting like the batfam are the worst vigilantes/detectives in the world.

and honestly i still feel this way even with the ghost king danny fics because how? he's never had to deal with people obsessively reading his body language or reading between the lines. he's had to deal with hiding stuff sure but his parents aren't the most observant people - their whole deal was being neglectful. even as a ghost king, why would he know how to outsmart, take advantage of, or beat the batfam in any capacity when he would still mostly deal with ghosts. it's a completely different skill set here - one that he likely wouldn't be prepared for. it'd be fine if they at least attempted to explain why danny would have those skills (like league danny aus) but most of them don't.

and i'm not saying danny couldn't do it at all, especially if it's a ghost king au, but i'm just tired of seeing the batfam constantly downplayed in these fics Just to make danny look better, smarter, stronger, etc. ik most people in the fandom are just danny fans but it really shows with how they treat, characterize, and shit on the dc characters just to prop danny up. it also serves to occasionally make danny look like an asshole when he intentionally messes with them and basically commits psychological torture for a goof.

#man... #i Do like this crossover but i completely understand why so many dc fans hate it #the oocness the fanon the constantly making these skilled trained characters fumble around and get outsmarted by Some Guy #ghost king danny isn't even canon to dp! which isnt a bad thing by any means ik the dp fandom goes crazy for fanon #and generally speaking the fanon Is a lot more fun and engaging than dp's canon #but as a dc fan its insane to watch #i want to engage more with dc x dp content so badly like this crossover is really interesting to me #but so much of it is just 'the bat.fam are actually fucking useless and my blorbo is so much better :)))' #it's almost like they dont even like the bat.fam!!! they keep saying they just dont know/understand them #but it fully feels like they straight up dont like the dc characters #it definitely comes across as 'hey this is a fun world to put danny in lets do that while also shitting on it and all of the characters' #'lol bruce is so stupid this random teen can outsmart him and he can lie to cass and he can beat dick in a physical fight lol' #there's a point where it stops feeling like indulgent op blorbo and more like insulting anyone who isn't danny #<thats actually exactly what it is and its insane to me like why even like crossovers if you dont want to engage with anyone but danny #how can you say you like them when you outright refuse to know them or respect them? #and obviously im using 'you' in a vague way im not specifically calling anyone out #ik there are people in the fandom who are genuinely fans of both and Do know and respect the dc characters #but so far its very few and far between which is just such a fandom culture shock for me #like in most fandoms im able to read a lot of fics and only occasionally think 'thats not right' #but with this one its the other way around - im constantly going 'they wouldnt say/do that at all why does the op think that?' #like 9 out of 10 fics im like 'oh yeah this person has never read a comic in their life' #i can immediately tell when someone has only read the webtoon its extremely obvious unfortunately #maybe i should make a dc masterlist for dp fans... like here you can write about them again After you do your homework ajdhgl

[deepspacedukat]

Dukat: “All I have to do is enter my command code and shut down the program!” *fancy clap*

ST:DS9 S3E7 “Civil Defense”

DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION!

#deepspacedukat gifs #gul dukat #is this for fics? #yes #but also I'm mentally unwell over the stupid clap thing he does #and i needed a gif of it #for science #definitely for science #*feral noises*

[butchjess]

a canticle for leibowitz a book that is like a vaccine in getting you to forgive fictional christians for being annoying. i love you religion prevailing after the world ends and then starts again i love you the cyclical nature of man and empires and nations

#yes i cried reading abbot zerchi talking about killing his dying cat with a gun and then a shovel bc it refused to die #and kept trying to escape and kept trying to wait and die with dignity. and that he thought he should've let it #and it was unnatural to not let it. #this books christianity is less the death cult that it is in real life and more life is the most important thing in the world #and of course it would be. to a faction of belief that is the only one that cared to remember what led to the deaths of billions and to #protect the knowledge that was being destroyed because of it. #because of this it's less any sort of meditation on actual christianity so it's not as insufferable to read as something like. idk. ben-hur #and walter miller jr definitely does a good job of establishing this by having the characters have such different stances on religion/the #purpose of it than most christians do now. he called the 'poor artists' of before and their popular more feminine 'pretty' depiction of #jesus christ as like. basically blasphemous to him. very interesting indeed. #abbot zerchi in particular says this it's a good line #plus its very funny . genuinely witty and charming and made me laugh out loud #anyways. brother francis my stupid monk boy dont be dead girl be alive #a canticle for leibowitz

[annatateson]

FINALLY FINISHED MY CURRENT 3D ART GIG AND CAN NOW PRESENT THIS STUPID, HIGH EFFORT MEME THAT HAS LIVED IN MY BRAIN FOR MONTHS AND CAN FINALLY BE FREEEEEE!!! 8D

#gore #he needs a fancy beverage to accompany his meal okay? #spoilers for Iba's route #I guess #Takeda just straight up starts eating people and it will never not be funny to me #I wanted to draw something stupid to test out my new tablet #and also properly try out Clip Studio #Iba Hachiro #Takeda Kanryusai #Takeda is my favourite thing about Iba's route #When he appears the weirdness gets dialled to 11 #Definitely the WEIRDEST route I have played so far #hakuoki spoilers #Hakuoki #Hakuouki #When ever I type Hakuouki with two u's #I sing it in my head like Kazama does at the end of Souma Hen #Yukimura Chizuru #I was gonna draw her properly but this was funnier to me #She goes through so much shit in Iba's route XD #It's a strawberry smoothie by the way #This is exactly what happens in Iba's route btw #things literally nobody asked for #hakuoki mean girls #I wish the mean girls got more love #I guess that's my mission #cw: gore #my art #hakuoki #hakuouki

[cherrio-krispz]

wait no I’m invested what’s this specific alpha cross detail? /nf (I’m gonna regret asking /hj)

oh boy errrmmmmmm

So like…….

#he has a foot kink☠️ #alpha mode cross #please shame him he disgusts me #RGAHHHGGCH #alpha cross #CRYING #it was either this or him hating on women #oh he also has a podcast on him talking abt his fav things like a nerd #stupid ass foot liking nerd #throw him away like football he might die instantly #i hope he does #HELP ME #u literally asked so here it is #bou #sigh #he is so cringe #the definition of it actually #kill him #PLEASE

[heavencasteel420]

I like writing Carol because she's always saying some crude shit that doesn't totally hold up to examination.

#she manages to make a joke about pegging even though she does NOT know what that is #she could probably arrive at it independently #tonight tonight the highway's bright #the other thing about her is that she legit thinks that tommy is the smartest boy in school #and he's definitely not stupid. but. like. she is the only person who thinks that

[albatris]

fuck aidan jasper all my homies hate aidan jasper

#a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears #I'm glaring at him in my outline #i think a lot of the stupidity i projected onto reuben march belongs on Jasper instead #march gives the go ahead but jasper has FUN with it all #aidan jasper is the one who does most of the poking prodding torturing cough cough I mean medical experiments on nat #fun fact! nat is conscious for all of it :-) #being operated on..... and other things :-) #the first phase of jasper's research is just ''lets fuck this vampire up and record how he heals'' #they take a couple organs out #they inject some cancer cells #they remove some skin #they cut some fingles off #then nat gets tossed back into his sad little steel room to heal and maybe do a murder but hes trying real hard #not to do a murder bc they just threw some random hypnotised human in there with him #anyway. #fuck aidan jasper all my homies hate aidan jasper!!!! #its fine nat gets to tear jasper's heart out of his chest later #angery..... #so yes i will b shifting a lot of Reuben March's views and biases on vampirism onto jasper #dw march is definitely still gonna die tho #quinn will hunt him down dont u worry :-) #oh also fun fact this is the bit in the story where nat digests his own appendix LMAO #his body is just like. uhhhhh. we have better uses for this. lets melt it down and turn it into something else #like..... bro???

[bunniworms]

It's interesting how unperturbed Bill Cipher is in Dreamscaperers when Dipper, Mabel, and Soos show up considering he seems to know they're part of the zodiac. I'm sure you can just attribute that to his hubris, but wouldn't it have made more sense to nip that threat in the bud? Or at least not be so...theatric throughout the episode. Sure, he has to keep up his Just A Funny Guy Persona™, but wouldn't it have been safer for Bill not to draw a lot of attention to himself around members of the zodiac, just in case? I guess he was just that self-assured.

#to be fair they're like the three least threatening members of the zodiac #but still #Maybe he was distracted by the possibility of finally getting into their dimension through his deal with Gideon that he was being rash and- #-not thinking things through. Which let's be honest he does a lot #REALISTICALLY I know it's because they didn't have the entire plot thought through yet #maybe this is just a rant about Bill's arrogance #and he definitely appears to keep a close eye on them after that #considering he appear's in dipper's dreams in sock opera #He seems more concerned about them as a threat in that episode #then again he wasn't exactly cautious around Ford who I assume Bill must have realized was part of the zodiac #although that's slightly different considering Ford was already so primed for manipulation #point is. Bill was being kinda stupid in Dreamscaperers #bill cipher #gravity falls

[fwob]

i frequently say that luffy isnt stupid hes just autistic and for the most part thats true . he is autistic . but he is also a little bit stupid

#a lot of the 'stupid' things he does are definitely autism . but sometimes he is just stupid #its part of the charm #ace speaks #one piece #monkey d luffy #<- maintagging because i need mutuals . Hey . hey guys . please

[sysig]

I really should clean up that KoiBo essay I started, I got like 3k words deep and it was all just mushy rambling about how much I love Souichi

#Koisuru Boukun #I really do love Souichi he's such a fascinating character study #I guess like half of that is also about Morinaga - he's also really interesting but I'm a lot more clinical about him lol #With Morinaga I'm like ''Ah yes his trauma stems from xyz and presents as abc and thus efg happens'' #Whereas with Souichi I'm just like ''Ahhhhhhhhhhh he loves his family so much and he's so stupid but so smart fjdkslafj'' lol #Like there IS analysis in there! I'm particularly fascinated by his perception of nuance in others and himself and how that grows over time #Even just in Challengers - hell /especially/ in Challengers they're already such well fleshed out characters #I consider KoiBo to basically be a soft reboot and some of the decisions are uhhhhhhh questionable #But other than the glaring one they're mostly logically consistent with what Challengers set up and just fjdsklajfldf #They're honestly such interesting characters!! #They're also codependent lol definitely had no impact on my tastes in literature going forward #What's the line I have buried somewhere in the file uhh #If I had a nickel for every time I got fixated on a guy who goes around wearing long coats with lapels has round glasses long hair an... #Interesting personality and whose story centrally focuses on trauma and queer themes in the 90s I'd have two nickels #Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice #I am also fully open to more recommendations of that particular niche if anyone has some because lbrh - they are few and far between #JFKlsfd every time I think about KoiBo I'm just like ''I wish this was written this way on purpose'' lol #It can be cracked open into some of the best writing I've seen about learning to love yourself as an ace person! #But it super does not feel like it was written with that intention!! Agh my conflictions lol #Well that's also part of the charm lol I trend towards forgiveness for things that I love that much #I still always feel like I'm making excuses for liking it as much as I do tho lol ahh......the self consciousness of loving something lol