#he doesn't need to keep his sibs save

[mushangaa]

2024/01 Figured I should throw up the rest of the gang at some point too so I wipped something up.

Frist we have Jen and Angie and they are certified gremlins, the youngest of the bale. Agents of Chaos. Squishy cheeked darlings. Will use their big blue eyes to get what they want and take no prisoners. Both are very creative both in terms of art and chaos so keeping a baseline awareness where they are at any given time is very important and also might save one from being pranked. Second is Raph, he is so gentle, very patient, raised a Cockatrice on accident to the horror of any Yokai who sees him handle Sissi because Cockatrice are temper- and ferocity-wise the unholy children of Cassowaries and Canadian geese and that this creature is docile with him makes people think he is probably worse to tame such a critter. But nah Raphie has just so many gremlin siblings to juggle he can handle a Cockatrice easily. He is also lowkey a gremlin. Third is big sis Frida. The og gremlin that only chilled out because somebody has to be an adult in this household and handle the bale. Well, she and Raph share the biggest sibling spot and team up frequently to wrangle the younger sibs. Technically she doesn't need a shotgun to handle herself in dicey situations. But she has shotgun privileges by virtue of Donnie absolutely not being allowed to get a gun.

Last but not least, Lou, or Splinter, single Dad of six and very proud of the fact that he has not grown bald from stress already. Former Western Star who also adopted a lot of his Co-actors (the horses) which he brought along to the Yokai world when his new looks did not lend itself well to dwell among humans. Taught all his kids how to ride.

#Havethetouchart #artists of tumblr #the unicorn paradox #traditional art #inks #rottmnt AU #tmnt iteration #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #Frida #Michelangelo #Jennika #Raphael #Splinter #art #havethetouch #the unicorn paradox illustrations

[counselor-the-mentat]

The right way to care (1).

Summary: a little brother takes care of a depressed big sibling.

Word count: ~600.

Lazy Saturday. No will to get out of the bed. Maybe the head was filled with some plans a long ago but not right now. Everything except staring at the ceiling seems exhausting. Being alive by now seems a miracle. But is it actually? Doesn't matter, airheads can't think.

"Hey, sib. Ya 'kay?" the little brother asks, leaning on the doorframe. He's pretty long for his 16 and it's hard to say that he's younger one. He received no response but didn't left. Instead, he sighed heavily and got closer to the bed. Mattress bend under his weight, his arms wrapped around tired body. His hot steady breath tickled the nape of the neck. "Hey, wanna eat? I can fry ya some potatoes. With nice sauce," his long thin fingers brushed against sibling's cheek. "No? Don't be picky. Ya needa eat or ya will turn into a.. hmmm.. a raisin. A little, shrinked raisin, ya hear me?"

No response, tho.

He sighs once more. "I wish ya felt better now, I swear... I wanna my sib back. My dear elder sib who enjoys my barely edible cooking. By the way, I got better at it, so.. maybe ya will give some potatoes a try?.." No response again. It's like talking to a dead. "M'kay, big grumpy. But keep in mind that I won't let you to starve to the death, hear me? I'll force-feed ya if I have to."

He snuggles closer, brushing his nose against sibling's cheek. "When ya used a bathroom last time? Ya know ya needa go pee-pee time to time, right?" His words are met with a sour groan. He understood everything by this simple reaction. "Woah, woah, yeah, c'mon. Ya needa this for sure."

Unhappy groans and whines never saved anyone from being dragged by limbs down the bed. "C'mon, cooperate!" he says, grunting. Once he finally managed to drag the dead-inside body to the bathroom another problem raised — when you pee your bottoms should be down. And the only person that wanted sibling's shorts and underwear down is their little brother who's hands were tagging those down already. "Ouch! Don't slap, I'm helping! I'm helping, ya airhead! C'mon, just your underwear down, I'm not even looking. Do you see me looking? Me neither."

It takes some time to relax in such tense position. But eventually the peeing is done and underwear is on again. "So, was it worth struggling? Huh?" the brother sounds stern but softens just in a moment. "M'kay, let's go back to yer cave, sib."

It's much more lovely in "a cave" than anywhere else. In the soft bed. But nausea from endless laying starts to go up to the throat.. But it's secondary.

"If you stay the same undead by the evening I'll be forced to give you a bath," the brother reminds casually. Well.. maybe there is some problems with lack of movements. Just slightly. Maybe it worth to get up once and wash without any help. The brother was persistent last time, no way something may change his mind.

"Ya make me feel lazy.. I don't wanna leave ya, I gotta make sure ya okay." His hand makes slow circles on sibling's tummy. It's almost magical how everything about him screams that he's the elder one here. Just somehow. "Ya won't kick me out, right? Yeah, of course. Ya have no energy for that. That's why ya trapped with me, sib," he chuckles softly. "Wanna share some sweet dreams?.. Yeah, let's just.. get more comfy here."

He softly takes the tired body in his arms, his embrace is like a safe pillow fort. Nothing can get through this. "Sleep well, sib. You need some good rest," he whispered gently.

#yandere #yandere writing #yandere brother #little brother #yandere f/o #fauxcest #shipcest #soft yandere #depression mention #counselor writes

[sharpestasp]

AvP (Film)

Alexa Woods lives in rarefied environments. The reason she's in just a camisole may have been male gaze, but honestly? She'd be warm in an environment set to be 'chilly-comfortable' for the others.

Her interaction over the gun shows her initial pacifism, and sets the mark for why a yautja would initially ignore her as not-prey.

Sam Troughton doesn't look as much like his dad as Sean Pertwee looks like his.

Her smooth competence on weighing the "panic" situation when Weyland falls, and only making the singular move needed to stop his descent is so on point for later events.

So, same queen since last hunt? If so, how did they get her chained when the xenomorphs broached containment? Do the elders come back to reset the hunting ground?

For that matter, those tubes, the lighting in them? Looks like the young warriors are sent down in cryo. Betting they don't even get a briefing until they uplink their arm-comps -- OR MORE LIKELY -- they have to match their environment to their training to figure out WHICH hunting ground they are on.

This is one of the worst movies for ancient language translation, BTW.

Also, the incubation period on these is... insanely fast. I mean, we know from comics that xenomorphs, like cephalopods, manipulate their genetic structure, either by hatching out from species with needed traits, or just flat out engineering their children. It's one reason Grid is so lethally intelligent in this. Grid is the Queen's ultimate success.

I do like Weyland's ending. He's the only human I can confirm that Scar killed, but I sincerely doubt Chopper and Celtic got all the humans above.

Alexa seeing the truth of allowing the xenomorphs to escape, so clearly.

Her awareness of her environment is UNCANNY.

I really want to know what vital organ she hit to kill the xenomorph that way with the spear.

And I say again, they would have been dead then and there, if Grid hadn't been summoned back to the Queen.

Alexa Woods has a spine of adamantium. Her approach on Scar to insist on going with him is GREAT.

What in hoolies do the yautja make their weapons of, and why is their armor not as acid-resistant, inquiring minds want to know.

Freeing the Queen incorporates something from that AU, Alien3, but instead of Grid choosing sacrifices among its sibs, they all injure the Queen herself. Which makes scary sense; she can take more damage than they can, and they need as many drones as they can keep alive to serve her, drag back prey.

There is a deep deep moment here, with Sebastian, Alexa, and Scar. Her refusing to let Scar kill Sebastian, then doing it herself once Sebastian reminds her the xenomorphs can't reach the surface? It's a clear sign that Scar is responding to her authoritative nature.

Also, may I say, Alexa is the best fucking shape any human can be in. She keeps up with a young yautja. Who is bigger (longer-legged) and from a warrior culture where the weak die.

She failed, she did not bring a single one out alive, and you SEE that as she looks back at what they escaped.

So, because Scar was stupid, he's implanted. He knows it. I wonder what he meant to do if the elders did not arrive quickly enough? He was obviously concerned, to mark Alexa, so the elders would KNOW she was a blooded Hunter.

(By the way, in the book, it's armor they make for her, not just a shield)

Again with that uncanny awareness of environment, avoiding the Queen's jaws.

The renown that Scar would have reaped, having killed a Queen with MELEE weapons... it's immense by comics and novel canon.

Alexa remains the best tool-using being ever.

That ship remains hella impressive. And I LOVE that the two times I saw an Elder gift a weapon to a human, it was a black person. That's like, a key statement, I feel.

And we all know my AU of the ending is Scar gets saved, Alex goes with, no Pred-Alien happens, and the travesty of a sequel remained unmade.

I know I watched Predators after that one. But I have not seen The Predator that came out recently and I have yet to see Prey. I still very much enjoy this movie.

#avp #aliens vs predator #film liveblog

[jaimebluesq]

Here's an idea I have for a possible Jiang Cheng/Nie Huaisang/Wen Qing poly fic, CQL-verse mostly

Back in GusuLan, NHS was crushing hard on his friend JC but said nothing about it, JC had his crush on WQ, and WQ was too busy worrying about the stuff with her uncle to even think about the handsome boys and girls around the sect. After Gusu, however, when NHS & JC end up 3rd and 4th wheeling WangXian on their field trip to the fairy statue, NHS & JC & WQ bond a little over being stuck in a cage surrounded by fierce corpses/puppets, but it's mostly friendly

Then comes the Indoctrination Camp. When WQ returns from the xuanwu cave, upset that she couldn't do anything to help JC et al without putting her and her brother at risk, she comes to an NHS who has been in the infirmary the whole time pretending to be sicker than he really is. WQ is tasked with getting him healthy again. After he's returned to his rooms and she's no longer 'in charge' of his care, she sneaks to find him and helps him escape in a way that wouldn't indicate her involvement - if she couldn't help the other disciples, at least she could help this one. NHS is torn because of his family's history with the Wen, but he declares he owes her a debt for her help.

Canon happens, Lotus Pier burns, and the Jiang sibs end up at WQ's supervisory office with a JC who's traumatized after being tortured and having his core crushed. And then WWX looks at WQ's research and has his idea to give JC his core without his knowledge/consent.

Unlike in canon, WQ decides she needs someone to help talk WWX out of it, so she sends a secret message to NHS asking for his help stopping WWX from doing something very, very stupid - this would pay his debt to her. NHS sneaks away from Qinghe to get to the supervisory office (I say as if it's not a trek that takes several days' travel on horseback), using some excuse so his brother won't worry he's leaving safety in the middle of a war (if anyone could pull it off, it's NHS). NHS reunites with his friends and is stunned at JC's condition, then helps WQ talk WWX out of giving up his core for JC.

Then NHS talks to WQ in private and asks... would any core do? Does it have to be a strong one like WWX's, or could it be a weaker one that JC could develop as he wishes? She glares at him, and NHS counters with "It's not like I'm using mine *anyway*... but would it hurt?" WQ actually concludes that a weaker core would actually be simpler to transfer and be more likely to be accepted, and though it will hurt, it will be manageable. WQ agrees to the idea in theory... but NHS has 2 more demands if he's to go through with it. #1 she and her brother need to defect from the Wen (when WQ mentions the rest of the family in Dafan, he says bring them too), and #2 that once the war is over, he needs a doctor of her brilliance to look into the qi deviation issue for her family, and he asks that she fulfill those promises even if he doesn't survive the procedure. She eventually agrees.

They go to JC and NHS fudges the truth a little, says they have a way to help him based upon some super secret Qinghe Nie techniques that they can't share with JC because they're sect secrets but will hopefully help him get a new core. JC... well, he can't say no to them even though he tries. He goes to sleep, and wakes up feeling a little more whole and himself... then sees in a neighbouring bed NHS sleeping and looking pale.

Can NHS keep a secret? Yes. Will he keep this secret? Hell no! After they're both awake with WQ in the room (she figures he won't tell a thing), NHS reveals what they really did and that JC now has NHS' core. JC is PISSED at first, but NHS gives him the puppy eyes, and the "I wasn't using it anyway, Jiang-xiong", and when JC yells too loud, NHS places a hand over where his core used to be and winces...

Anyone else love the movie White Christmas? There's a running gag in the movie because the one guy saved the other's life in the war cuz he'd pushed him out of the way of a falling building and got injured for it. For the rest of the movie, whenever he wants his friend to do something, he places his hand on the injury and grimaces as a reminder of what he did. Yeah, that's what NHS will do from this moment until the day they die, milking it for ALL IT'S WORTH.

So WQ & WN get their family out of of the Wen and meet the others in Qinghe. They go to the Unclean Realm, NMJ is PISSED at his brother doing something so foolish and ridiculouos - even if a part of him is ridiculously proud his brother was willing to make a sacrifice like that for someone he cared for - and the Wen are accepted as refugees.

The war happens differently - no demonic cultivator WWX, JC's core is weaker (but he works it harder than NHS ever would have - in a few years it will be to his normal strength) - but through it all, this new bond has been forged between JC, NHS, & WQ, because she checks on them both frequently because of their surgeries, giving her plenty of opportunities to feel them up observe them carefully.

And then the war is over, and everyone struggles to find a new 'normal'. WQ is working in Qinghe on the qi deviation issue, her and NHS get even closer, but both miss JC like hell, and him them.

Then JGS starts causing trouble. He's taken over managing the Wen prisoners like in canon and a starts making comments about WQ & WN and how they're being housed/protected by QHN and should pay for the Wens' damaging of other sects. NHS realizes something needs to be done, a more tangible way of protecting them - he gets WQ & JC to talk to him and suggests a marriaged between them to protect everyone (NHS has also not been blind to the growing attraction between the two). They eventually agree... though JC & WQ come to realize they miss having NHS around. After 3zun happens, they have the 'brilliant' idea of requesting a connection to Qinghe Nie, since the Jiang were not a part of 3zun and would like closer bonds to the other sects (JYL will get back with JZX and WWX will end up with LWJ, so those are taken care of).

They marry (WQ wife, NHS concubine) for 'political reasons', but they're all into each other, and figure that out and do something about it after everything has been settled. JGS wanted to fight about it, but he had no more justification.

So yeah, them's the bare bones of the idea. Any thoughts? I'd also be up to sharing the idea/universe with anyone who'd want to write in it - i'd be most likely to write just some nice fluffy piece after all the shit went down rather than the detailed "how everything came to be", if only to have NHS using being core-less to justify being wonderfully lazy in the gorgeous Lotus Pier :D

#plot bunny #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #wen qing #sangchengqing

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

THANK YOU FOR THE FELIGAMIIIIII. I love how Kagami sees straight through Felix’s mind games for his real intentions, effectively working as a lens for the audience to see Felix’s real character, which is surprisingly (and yet not at all surprisingly as you’ve laid the bread crumbs so well) equally kind and selfish. I love how you’ve explained a little bit of his core character and motivations here - that answer to why he hadn’t told LB and CN at the time, that simple ‘I didn’t want to’ said SO MUCH and made so much sense, especially when followed by his factual, almost overly understanding reflection on how Ladybug had wanted to use Adrien - OOF that was such a punch in the gut and sooo goood. I love it when the jerkass has a point. I love it even more when that point is that sometimes heroes are no different from villains when it comes to using people to meet their goals. I love how Felix just matter of factly accepts -without even a hint of resentment- that anyone who finds out the secret is going to think about getting their hands on the amok one way or another. I love how Kagami proved him wrong. And got to meet her MIL while she was at it who was just as outraged and unquestioningly supportive and emotional as I expected that was just the piece de resistance lolol 😭😂👌🏻 And we’ve finally gotten an answer as to why Adrien still hasn’t committed suicide -at least I think?- it’s because he learned he’d take Felix with him right? That’s why he’s been holding off. Also I love how you gave Felix’s protectiveness over him a reason founded in self-interest and yet simultaneously used Kagami to show us it’s more than just that, that he genuinely does care - it reminded me of the earlier scene with Lila where Felix wished he could find some way to protect Adrien from her for good, which was a rare insight into his genuine love for his fellow feather sib. And of course now we know for a fact that Felix genuinely believed having the peacock would keep him and Adrien safe when he handed over his ring to Gabriel - after all, he wasn’t just handing over Adrien’s life, he effectively handed over his own life to Monarque too! Terrifying to realise Monarque can control one but kill both if it so suits him. Someone save our senti twins 😭

YOU'RE WELCOME! it was my pleasure 🐉🦚

if felix is the unreliable narrator, kagami is the untrickable reader 😂 i love how you describe him as equally parts kind and selfish because yes! he looks out for himself, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care about other people. if he has to choose between himself and another person, he'll make the cleverest decision instead of the most moral one.

as you can see, felix never assumed ladybug was pure hero. he suspected, as he does of everyone, that she would choose using a senti "for the greater good" over honoring their autonomy, because he's seen her do it. but it's not like he can judge her for that; she doesn't know what it's like to be a senti, or to love one. at least, she didn't. but yes in the end, kagami proves him wrong, and it's a surprisingly good end to the worst day of his life loloollol.

ahh it was cathartic for me to make kagami meet amelie. a daughter who needs a mother and a mother who will treat her like a daughter ❤️❤️❤️ we saw the start of something beautiful in that.

yes, adrien knows. the first time he let felix talk him down was because felix pointed out his suicide would be worthless, as monarque would just take the black cat miraculous for himself. later, when he found out about their twin bond, adrien realized he could never take himself out of the picture if it meant hurting felix too.

"I love how you gave Felix’s protectiveness over him a reason founded in self-interest and yet simultaneously used Kagami to show us it’s more than just that, that he genuinely does care - it reminded me of the earlier scene with Lila where Felix wished he could find some way to protect Adrien from her for good, which was a rare insight into his genuine love for his fellow feather sib." aah you're so smart anon! i was wondering if anyone would catch that! yessss, this feligami scene is an inversion of the felix & lila scene indeed. felix is a duplicitous person, his every action having a double meaning. while he of course doesn't want anything to happen to adrien, as that would mean something would happen to felix, he also genuinely cares about adrien's happiness. all that encouraging him to resist, standing up for him, covering for him while he runs off--he doesn't have to do that, but he does. he wuvs his bwother.

yes, felix thought that by having the peacock miraculous, he could dissolve the bond between him and adrien's rings and also maybe even their bonds to their proper amoks. he was wrong, sadly. only emilie can do that!

#save the sentitwins #odnlb #one does not love breathing #odnlb discussion #felix graham de vanily #adrien agreste #sentifelix #sentiadrien

[bellafragolina]

You've heard of lil sib reader, now get reader for big sib reader (not from lil sib reader, a whole separate person)! Starring you, Ash and Goh! And… a Gallade because Gallade is my favourite Pokémon ( * ^^)

-being the oldest among the trio, they look up to you like a big sibling! you take up the position with some pride and reluctance, being someone two energetic and ambitious boys look up to was a bit of a challenge but you pull through.

-to level out the energy, you're calmer. to prevent accidents, you're the brain cell. to prevent conflict, you're the mediator. it gets tiring but what's worth it in the end is everyone's smiling faces–and of course, them calling you "big sib"! you feel all fluffy and warm on the inside at the title, they're both so adorable when they say it, you just wanna give them a big hug! you and dragonite give the best hugs!

-ash likes battling you a lot! he thinks you and gallade are crazy strong. he also likes to hear all about the strong trainers you've met, turns out he knows quite a few of them too! you even have footage of the matches saved, so you show him some of your favorites when sitting in the train or plane. his eyes sparkle with intrigue so brightly, you need to look away lest you wish to go blind. you make sure to be there for all his important battles and cheer him on loudly from the sidelines!

-goh enjoys reading your research notes and even watching you do your research! he gets super excited to learn about all the pokémon you encounter. you have pretty good observation skills so he's always surprised when you point out a detail he doesn't notice when you're out on the field.

-they're really impressed with how you handle wild pokémon, you're calm even in the face of aggressive ones. once, you all had left your pokémon at the centre while you went to do some field research. the boys were unfortunate to stumble upon a mightyena and it attacked them- or at least nearly did because you jumped in to take the hit instead. you had to tell them to stay back because it only got angrier the closer they came to you. your arm took multiple painful bites while you tried to placate it. about 10 minutes passed before it finally relaxed and apologized to you, trying to lick your wounds. the whole time, goh and ash were watching with worry and amazement. they gained so much more respect for you after that incident.

-as protective as you are of them, you don't step in until it's entirely necessary though your self-restraint needs work. gallade can be seen holding you back from punching the absolute lights out of team rocket every time. they DID end up being sent flying the one time you escaped gallade's vice grip though. they're lucky you're usually off somewhere else doing research when they arrive… or else who knows what you'd do. other villains aren't as lucky, you've socked rose and matori right in the cheek! (gallade let it happen… he was mad too…)

-whenever ash or goh are feeling down, they look at you with the most kicked puppy expressions ever. your heart immediately breaks and you're already comforting them and giving them hugs! and after you're done making them smile, you're rushing over to whatever made them sad in the first place with gallade running behind trying to stop you. raboot and grapploct dodged bullets for real.

-for goh especially though, you're slower with your approach. he's more sensitive (which isn't a bad thing) than ash so you're careful with how you select your words and even interact with him when he's upset. he thinks a lot (which isn't a bad thing either) and sometimes those thoughts keep him up at night, he thinks he's sneaky but you always find him sitting outside watching the stars. you slip out to accompany him and he really appreciates it, it makes him feel less lonely when he's got all the stars out there and a brilliant star right next to him.

-but when they find something new, they look more like excited boltunds. you have to focus real hard to catch what they're saying because they're talking as fast as an arcanine's extreme speed! they always speak at the same time so your brain gets fried trying to categorise the info. all you need to do is put a hand on their heads and they'll stop, apologising for their behavior. you tell them it's fine but they can practically see you deflated.

-you help dry their hair after they shower just to make sure they don't catch colds and even comb through them too. ash's hair is easier to work with since it isn't that long but goh's hair gets a bit tangled sometimes. he usually gives up halfway and opts to clip them back instead, but ever since you started combing his hair he's had to clip less of his hair back! he still keeps his bangs out of his face but it's a lot smoother and silkier now!

-when camping out, it's pretty much your job to cook food since the boys still aren't that great at it. either that or they starve… you let them help out sometimes but they're always competitive with each other so things get messy easily. they really like your cooking, though! ash could probably eat every portion you made if nobody else had to eat… honestly, what's his stomach made of?!

-there was that one time where you fell ill and you were so out of it, you could barely move away from your bed without a skull splitting migraine keeping you shackled to rest. goh and ash were so worried about you, in your blurry memory they even cried. they did their best to watch over you the entire day, making soup by themselves (well… mostly by themselves because gallade would not let the house burn down) and monitoring your temperature. the next day when you woke up, you found the two boys and their pokémon sleeping on the floor with the thermometer, bucket and towel next to them. gallade was resting on your chair, too.

-they care about you as much as you do for them! all your lockscreens are the same picture: the three of you smiling brightly at the camera lens with messed up hair.

"Huh? What I think about [Name]?"

"Big sib [Name]?"

The two boys look at each other before turning back.

"They're the best big sib we could ask for!"

TT-TT

That is so fucking cute I’m gonna scream that is so cute!! I love Ash and Goh from journeys and I love seeing them like this!! With a big sib to help them out when they need it!! So cute!!

You’re so good at writing family I am so delighted every time I see you send me something!!! Them trying to take care of you!! You beating up team rocket for them!! I love it too much!!!!!!

~Renee

#yes this account is dead #big sib reader #babies!!!!!! #baby bwothers!!!!

[liathebookwyrm]

Mandalorian au cause why not?

You may all blame this on me binging the Untamed and the Mandalorian at the same time, and also on the mental image of A-Yuan in a Baby Yoda onesie. You're welcome. Also this

I can totally picture Wei Wuxian as the Mandalorian with A-Yuan as baby Yoda. With Chenqing guest-staring as the Darksaber.

Wen Qing is the Armorer because she puts up with so much shit in the main timeline, she deserves to beat someone to death with a sledgehammer at some point. As a treat.

Also Wei Wuxian stumbling to the Covert/Burial Mounds in a panic because he stole a baby and oh shit the baby is Force sensitive and he doesn't know the first thing about babies and will you all stop laughing at him, it's not funny!

And in his defence, he stole the baby from some truly terrible people so we should really not be focusing on that, thank you.

Is Wei Wuxian Force sensitive? Maybe yes, maybe not. He's not admitting to anything. Also he's wearing a helmet like 24/7. How exactly does Jedi Master Lan keep recognising him? The author couldn't hazard a guess...

So the Wens are a Mandalorian clan(s) because well... they are somewhat stab happy, let's be honest. The Lans and Jins are from the Core, dealer's choice on the planets. Jiangs, I'm thinking Naboo, or some other lush planet. Nie...I'm not sure but probably somewhere Mid-Rim closer to Mandalore.

Did the kids all meet as Jedi Padawans? Yes, yes they did! Historically speaking the Jedi and the Mandalorians had been fighting wars every second Tuesday anyway, it works. Did Wei Wuxian take a painfully pragmatic approach to the need to end the constant war mongering that might decimate the Jedi order and go Dark Side for the greater good? Absolutely. He refuses to say he "fell" as he knew what he was doing, thank you very much. Did he know all the consequences of delving in the Dark Side?.... Next question.

Is there a raging debate on whether he can be "redeemed" to the Light Side after he storms out of the Order. Absolutely. He would like to register that he doesn't need saving but his opinion hasn't been asked.

Then he and a bunch of Wens disappear from a Jin-controlled planet. Quite literally without a trace. Lan Wangji may or may not have been there when the spaceship was loading, but he's admitting to nothing and with his reputation, who's gonna question him?

Jin Guangyao totally knows Lan Wangji had something to do with it, but accusing him would also mean he'd have to call Lan Xichen a liar, and Lan Xichen is doing his whole subtly-threatening mild smile of Doom look, and Jin Guangyao just... can't do it.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Outer Rim, a small Mandalorian Covert is established. They do the helmets always on in public thing for their safety. Wei Wuxian looks mighty fine in Mandalorian armour and the author will accept no feedback on that. He keeps his old lightsaber in his ship just in case but he's pretty damn good with a blaster and that attracts less attention than being the first Mandalorian to yield a (red) lightsaber since Mandal'or the Great forged the Darksaber. (He totally gets his hands on the Darksaber but that's on the down-low for most of the story).

So yeah, Wei Wuxian is a bounty hunter now, partially because they need money to survive, partially because Wen Ning got really injured on the escape and medical treatment and proper good quality prosthetics are damn expensive.

He builds a reputation as a crazy Mandalorian who will literally go inside a Sarlac pit for the sake of a good bounty. (It happened one time, ok? He promised never to do it again, Granny was "not mad, just worried" at him for days after.) Jiang Cheng hears that last story and he's absolutely certain that's Wei Wuxian. But he thought that even Wei Wuxian had slightly more sense than that.

Then Wei Wuxian picks a massive bounty by a Jin lackey and that's how he finds A-Yuan. Cue massive panic because they may be able to hide one Force sensitive (or three? are the Wen sibs sensitive too? maybe) with the distance from the core and the occasional pet Ysalamari but they can't keep that around a baby. It's not healthy. So Wei Wuxian loads what supplies he can, leaves them a com just in case and it is intergalactic road trip!

Do the Jins frame is as "that evil Mandalorian and/or Sith stole a baby Jedi"? Absolutely. Why was there a baby Jedi in one of their testing facilities? Not relevant. Ironically everyone looking for Wei Wuxian and A-Yuan gives Lan Wangji the perfect excuse to go track down his (not) boyfriend. Probably makes their reunion a little awkward though.

I mean Wei Wuxian used to babysit the Younglings at the Temple but that's not the same as raising a kid full time while on the run, while keeping a very careful control over his own Force presence so no one who knows him can track him and he can't exactly use the Dark Side to hide because A-Yuan is imprinted to him like a psychic duckling and what if the Dark Side hurts his baby by proxy?

So yeah, when Lan Wangji catches up to them in Corellia, he's stressed, he's not slept in three days, there's like three different parties actively tracking him at that very moment, but they need supplies and the credits are running low because there's only so many jobs he can pick under the circumstances and he really can't afford to get distracted.....and would you look at that, A-Yuan has wondered off.

Thankfully Wei Wuxian will not have to commit mass murder on that day as A-Yuan has honed to the only other dad-shaped Force sensitive in the vicinity and made a bee-line for Lan Wangji. Cue Lan Wangji recognising him helmet or no helmet, insisting on buying him anything he needs (A-Yuan gets a plushy tooka) and the end up back to Wei Wuxian's ship for a meal. So, of course, THAT'S when they get a distress signal from the covert.

Wei Wuxian tries to talk Lan Wangji out of following him because, well, all "don't want to put you in danger" aside, Lan Wangji is still with the Order, Wei Wuxian is not gonna show him where a WEN covert is. Does that hurt? You bet it does.

So Lan Wangji, having had some time to meditate on his priorities while quite literally tracking the love of his life across the galaxy, basically throws out his com unit/tracker and tells Wei Wuxian that either they're going on the same ship, or he's following him on his x-wing. Wei Wuxian's next argument is the whole Dark side thing (dramatic unveiling of a red lightsaber and everything).

Well Lan Wangji would certainly like to know what's up with that (most promising of their generation fell and all without any explanation blahblahblah) but he knows he's not good enough with words to express that without sounding accusatory and Wei Wuxian is already on a very short tether so he just sits on the co-pilot seat and asks what checks need to be done while Wei Wuxian plots a course.

Oh course they're pretty far away from the covert. Seeing as I don't want to have them arrive at a smouldering crater I'll say..... two-three days on hyperspace. Plenty of time for tense avoidance, whispered arguing (kid present. psychic kid at that), at least ONE tearful confession and nowhere near enough time for a resolution, but at least they're somewhat on the same page. Of course all that hard won inner calm is not exactly maintained when they arrive to find the covert under attack. Is it the Jins? is it Generic Villain gang #57843? Is it the Hutts? I don't know! Does Wei Wuxian absolutely tear them apart? Yeah. Yeah, he does. And then has a minor crisis because all talk of "doing what he must" and "no regrets" aside he's got a fear of abandonment the size of a planet no matter the universe and well....he did just go all Sith Lord in front of his new family (and Lan Wangji).

Wen Qing climbs out of the rumble and starts yelling at him for not maintaining his armour properly and "you wouldn't be bleeding now if you took care of that pauldron like I told you!"

Wei Wuxian: "I'm bleeding? Where?" -swoons right in Lan Wangji's arms-

Well I guess Lan Wangji will have to stay and help them rebuild as Jedi are supposed to help people. Plus A-Yuan has been clinging to him since the battle finished and they got him out of the spaceship and he can't exactly walk off with Wei Wuxian's kid. (Also, you know, the whole Wei Wuxian passed out thing. He's going nowhere before the idiot wakes up and they hash things out properly.)

Cue Lan Wangji being semi-adopted by the covert and now I'm picturing Wei Wuxian waking to see Lan Wangji trying on some Mandalorian armour, assuming he's still dreaming because helloooo visual and saying something completely unfiltered. Possibly about people getting inside other people's armour.

As always co-authored with/enabled by @sswangxian

#the untamed #star wars #wei wuxian #a yuan #lan wangji #star wars au #suibian and bichen as spaceship names because why not #what further unnecessary drama awaits our heroes? #love is stored in the found family trope

[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

Do you have any other tangled aus you would like to share with the class????

Oh Nonny I have a million and a half aus that roll around in my brain at all times

Uhhh I've already discussed the your name au, the summer camp au, and now the Beetlejuice au...let me think

Imaginary Friend AU - Before Zhan Tiri tried to manipulate Cass, she tried to possess Varian. As a child of the DK with a mark left by the Moonstone, he can see her, unlike most other individuals. To him, she's his imaginary friend who encourages him to touch the black rocks/gives dubious advice. She's the personified voice of his villainous side. To her, he's the perfect puppet--if only she can manipulate the kid into letting her possess him to finally get the sundrop. Basically, a rewrite of some important moments in the series but with that pesky lil demon being a voice in Var's ear.

Pushing Daisies Varigo AU - Moon!Varian has a small problem. He can raise the dead with just one touch. Hugo has an even bigger problem. He dies on a job by falling off a roof. Fortunately for Hugo, he lands on this guy who accidentally brings him back to life. Hugo gets the hell out of dodge before he can really question whatever magic bullshit just happened, while Varian panics because he's never brought a person back to life before. He has to find them before he tells someone about this power! Cue both of them chasing each other through the DK, then striking up a deal. Rumor has it that the Sundrop can bring people back to life, for good. Hugo wants his life back. Varian wants to see if his celestial opposite can take away these destructive powers. Var has never really left the DK castle before, so he needs Hugo's street smarts. Hugo is literally a dead man walking, and some part of him is bound to Varian because, hello, bodies gotta serve their necromancers. They make a deal to travel to Corona together, with one hitch: they can never, ever touch. Which can become a problem when you slowly start to fall in love.

I just have a lot of thoughts about the Moonstone lore involving necromancy okay

Brotherhood Reveal AU - My obligatory s1/s2 rewrite. When Quirin gets locked in the amber, Var tears up the house to find anything that'll help him break his dad out. He discovers Quirin's secret chest filled with DK stuff because hello, it was RIGHT THERE. One chat with Xavier reveals that his dad isn't actually Coronian, and he's been keeping more secrets than Varian thought. Cue him leaving to find this mysterious Moonstone to help him break out of the amber instead of having a villain arc.

On the road, he meets a woman named Adira, who is annoyingly persistent about traveling with Varian. With Adira, he works through his issues with Rapunzel and his guilt around what happened during QFAD. Then, they run into this other, much scarier guy named Hector, who freaks the fuck out when he sees Varian and Adira together. He tries to forbid them from going any further than his tree (which has some awesome ancient markings on it!) but Adira reminds Hector that, while seeking out the Moonstone is forbidden, technically, Varian isn't a DK outsider. Hector begrudgingly accepts this logic and joins them on their journey. Varian doesn't understand why these random adults keep insisting they need to travel with him.

They make it to the DK, and he convinces Edmund to let him do studies on the Moonstone. After a day or two, Rapunzel and her crew show up at the DK to seek out answers about the Moonstone. She and Varian have a heart-to-heart because by now he's had time to cool off and is more understanding of where she came from during QFAD. She's not expecting him to be so level-headed and is pleasantly surprised/apologizes for everything. Together the freckle sibs figure out the Moonstone/decay incantation and head back home to save Quirin. (Also??? Apparently Eugene is a prince and Varian is his cousin???? Edmund breaks out the family tree chart and Varian fanboys over being related to The Flynn Rider--)

It's honestly a crime that Varian didn't get to go to the Great Tree to see all those Demanitus markings. I'm literally so weak for the Brotherhood taking care of Varian without Varian knowing they're his family, and so much could have changed if Adira had taken five minutes to check in on her nephew post-QFAD. She was IN CORONA, she knew who Quirin was, and also she knew Varian??? Auntie, do better.

UHHHHHH there are probably others but that's all I can think of for now! 💖 ty for picking my brain!!

#asks #no promises if these will ever get more fleshed out #they'll live in my drafts folder for the rest of time LOL

[hwats-the-big-idea]

Today is my birthday, I'm 24 now. I think more than anything entering my mod 20s, I've been hit with a deep fear that I'm broke and jobless living w/ my bf's parents, and I need gender affirming surgeries before I turn 26 and get kicked off my mom's insurance. I can't afford all the work I need done without this insurance. I don't even have a therapist, I haven't even started testosterone. I'm living in Texas rn for christs sake away from my home Oregon where I'd need to get what I need to begin with.

I've been stuck in a rut in my life. Suffering, but being able to cope, so I just never took action. But lately, and maybe it's struck me because another birthday has come and I realize that I'm aging, but I'm so very unhappy living as a woman. My bf and my sibling are the only ones who know my chosen name. When my sib came out to our mom with their new name she constantly misgendered them though she's "supportive", she's just a typical boomer liberal (i.e. conservative but doesn't believe in straight up ripping rights away from people). And my bf's family.... well, his parents only speak Spanish I'm not sure how to explain the whole nonbinary thing and chosen name to them, his sister is an incredibly average cis woman, and his brother is 8. Maybe I'm making excuses though, it always seemed easier to just hide my true self rather than face the possibility of persecution. I don't have any friends, it's just my bf and I'm not even fully out to him. He knows I'm genderfluid, but I've never leaned into truly being more of a man around him, I met him when I was still in high school and incredibly insecure, and I guess the thought of drastic change terrifies me a bit. But I'm an adult now, maybe I should sit him down. As my maladaptive daydreaming sets in again (it's been years really since I've been deeply consumed by my hours long daydreaming keeping me from even sleeping) I'm realizing that something in my life just is absolutely not right. I just have an image of myself in my head that is.... absolutely not me in the slightest. I've been on picrew recently and damn it's making the dysphoria hit. I just want to be that, I want to be him. I'm going to the zoo today with my bf, maybe it'll be a good time to talk to him. A change of scenery, a dedicated place, I think I need that.

Getting to 24 and realizing I've run out of time to get the surgeries I needed with my insurance has made me realize so hard that I'm running from myself. I think I must still have internalized transphobia. Afraid to be myself, I can only be me in my daydreams. I don't even look in the mirrors. I did, for a while, when I was presenting as close as I could to my ideal self. A red curly mullet, my colorful button ups, my caps. Then I didn't have a job so I couldn't keep up with my hair, and it really was my only saving grace tbh. I think I just gotta break the cycle of fear. I don't think I'll get all the surgeries I need in time, but at least I can be honest about who I am.

#dawnies rambles

[musingsoflys]

My husband is driving me crazy

TW 2nd paragraph: unaliving

What a year. What a week. Last week we bought our youngest a motorcycle (dual sport for plenty of off-roading). Cool. Turns out, we need about another $1000 worth of stuff to go with it: new handlebars b/c the original ones bend, also because we need to add guards for the handles and those can't be added to the originals b/c the ends of those handlebars are capped and practically impossible to open up. Plus skid plates to protect the body of the bike during crashes; plus an off-road helmet b/c it has more visibility than the road helmet kiddo inherits from older sib; plus jacket and pants and boots, plus a bag for in front to hold the phone (for map and emergencies); plus...plus...plus.... I'm exhausted with it. If I'd known ahead of time about all this extra stuff, We would've waited to buy the bike till we had some of the stuff already, but my husband is so freaking impatient! I'm also trying to financially plan & prepare for retirement (I'll still get another full-time job), but he is afraid (paranoid) that we'll just end up broke, so he thinks we should go ahead and buy 'all the things' now. And he doesn't think my plan for my next career will make enough $ because his dad pursued the sane career field, and he didn't make enough money at it. Granted it's not a particularly high paying career field, but I have a master's degree, and his dad didn't. And this one's me, I accidentally let us spend the last $1000 we had of emergency savings. So the only "cushion" is credit cards, and they're almost maxed, plus, with the increase in inflation and interest rates, the payments are barely paying off interest now. So I'm trying to pay as much as possible with cash, but the 1st of the month paycheck doesn't go as far b/c of the way the bills come due, plus other kiddo has run out of own $ and is currently not working (is actively looking though), so needs gas money and such. We have the oldest kid's motorcycle to sell ... or trade in as a down payment on a 4-wheeler. It would be nice to be able to someone to go out off-roading with the kiddo on the new motorcycle, for both fun and safety. DH has a job application for the bike shop. I told him I'm on board with the 4-wheeler (the trick is keeping the price down) once he has a paycheck. Oh, and he also still has debt on a card he got at this last job! Good thing we have decent health insurance. Wednesday night, he was feeling extra depressed and unloved. He had been waiting for me to do something for him, but I was getting all the other things done first, and it was taking a long time, over and hour, and he was getting peevish and trying to guilt trip me ("I guess now you're just gonna want to go to bed" instead of helping him out.) He said I shouldn't have stopped him from unaliving himself a year and a half ago. He said he wanted a divorce and then he would kill himself. He looked around the garage at all the half-used equipment he has bought over the years. Like he kept buying camping stuff hoping it would fix our family if we'd just go camping more often, because he likes it so much. He started chiseling a block of wood, and as he turned the chisel across the grain, it slipped. He stopped and said something about needing to be careful, he almost cut himself. He started chiseling again, same pattern, it slipped again and he cut himself right in the webbing between the thumb and forefinger. We were bandaging it but it was squelching, so we decided to go to the ER. At least it got him out of his funk, but I think the cut was subconsciously intentional. This happened around midnight; apparently we checked into the ER at 1am. We got home at 4:45am (the sky was starting to lighten in the east already!).

[yes-asil]

I keep imagening “deleted” scenes for Wakko’s Wish mainly because I wanted to draw baby Warners.

They are ridiculously small.

#animaniacs #wakkos wish #yakko warner #wakko warner #dot warner #asil and art #people tend to forget that William passed away before the invasion #if sick or poisoned? who knows!! #and my personal flavour of Yakko trauma #is that he knows he lived incredibly comfortable #not because he was the *prince* #but because his dad was the best knight of whole Warnerstock #I like the drama #of him going oh wait shoot. Dad was the king??? no one told me???? #and also because #give yakko a break pls #he doesn't need to keep his sibs save #and ALSO think about the fact #that he should be king at the same time #let him think he was the son of a normal knight #and a very well off castle maid #he's been through enough #let him have trauma shut that part of his brain off

[grewlikefancyflowers]

I'm so baffled every time I see some popular post about ~how sad poor jc's life is, he just wanted wwx to stay with him but he selfishly abandoned him for no reason/with no explanation~ and act like jc was totally out of the loop. They literally had a conversation about why wwx rescued the wen remnants, the only thing jc didn't know about was the golden core transfer, he did know full well they were innocent AND that wn got his parents bodies back. Like sorry but if jc thinks leaving to save innocent people's lives is a "betrayal" then that's on him lol idg why I'm supposed to feel sorry for him

I think a lot of people interpret the golden core reveal as if it changes everything for JC wrt the defection and WWX's use of guidao.. but, looking at things from JC's perspective, the golden core reveal is mostly irrelevant to these two things.

JC never had a problem with guidao, he was fine with it both during and after the SSC. The only gripe was WWX not carrying his sword, because JC felt it made him & the Jiang sect look bad. People put a lot of emphasis on JC supposedly being very confused and frustrated by WWX's cultivation practices, but the reality is he didn't give much of a care about it at all.

And, as you said, the reveal changes nothing wrt how JC sees the Wens, and the debt he owed them. He knew about Wen Ning saving him from LP, retrieving his parents bodies, and both the Wen sibs sheltering both him and WWX afterwards. He didn't give a fuck about that, and he doesn't give a fuck about Wen Qing helping him get a new golden core either. He still hates Wen Ning at the end of the novel, even after everything is in the open, because JC just hates, that's all he does - he's full of hate and directs it wherever is convenient for him.

JC is 100% fully aware of why WWX defected with the Wens, he understands that WWX is correct to do so as well, at least according to the values that JFM tried to instil in him. During their post-defection argument, JC says to WWX '“‘To attempt the impossible’? Fine. You understand the YunmengJiang Sect’s motto. Better than I do. Better than all of us do.”' (Ch.73)

The reason why JC turns his back on WWX is entirely due to his resentment and insecurity. This is why the golden core reveal is such a big deal to him, because he suddenly understands that he is the one who's wronged WWX, not the other way around, because he understands that he was wrong to direct all his hatred at WWX in the first place, because WWX is a good person - not a trouble maker with a hero complex. He also understands that his own sacrifice can't even begin to right these wrongs, which is why he keeps it to himself.

And JC shouldn't have needed the golden core reveal to understand this - he's known WWX since they were both children, if he'd cared to pay any attention, he would have understood the person WWX is in the first place. The golden core is just irrefutable, physical proof.

Some people will harp on and on about rumours and subversion in MDZS, then take everything said in the prologue at face value... WWX never betrayed JC, his actions at nightless city were justified, he wasn't some irredeemable villain, he was never any sort of villain at all. I don't know there is so much debate about this... it's not a case of things being that deeply complex or nuanced or ~morally grey~ what the story presents as right and wrong is 90% of the time pretty clear cut.

#mdzs #jc wank

[punkscowardschampions]

Jimmy & Janis

Jimmy: [later but still the same night clearly] Jimmy: Turn your location on, I need my jacket back Janis: fuck off, no you don't Jimmy: I wouldn't be chatting to you if I didn't Janis: it can wait Jimmy: it's freezing Jimmy: don't be a dickhead Janis: so cold you need two jackets now Jimmy: unless you're offering to hug it out Janis: as much as I want you to suffer Janis: has your sister not put a key through for you Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: are you gonna tell me where you are or what? Janis: I'd rather come to you Jimmy: go on then Janis: Where are you then Jimmy: [sends his location but lbr he's just walking] Janis: alright Janis: be there in a few Jimmy: 👌 Janis: you should go to the 24 hour tescos Janis: kill some time Jimmy: subtle Jimmy: what do you need? Janis: nothing, you idiot Janis: it's a tip Janis: 24 hour gyms are better but you'll need a membership usually Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: I'll funnel my hard earned tips into that next time my dad decides to be a massive knobhead Janis: some of them ain't that pricey, one near the CG actually Jimmy: alright rich girl, I'm gonna stop you there Janis: it's like a fiver a month Janis: one pack of cigarettes less, not even Jimmy: you're not my real girlfriend, no need to have a chat about how I spend and save Janis: I'm giving you solutions Jimmy: give me my jacket Jimmy: nowt else Janis: free speech, init Janis: you dickhead Jimmy: you told me to stop talking to you a bit ago Janis: so Jimmy: so now you've got loads to say? Janis: I've always had plenty to say Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: yeah Janis: sums your contribution up Jimmy: leave it out Janis: make me Jimmy: stop flirting with me Jimmy: death's already having a go standing here Janis: you wish Janis: actually so dramatic Jimmy: 💀😍💀 Janis: cute Jimmy: 💕 Janis: do you want a place to stay Jimmy: do you have any decent ideas? Janis: go to mine, I ain't gonna be there Janis: no one will be up Jimmy: Mia might Jimmy: evil never sleeps Janis: I don't think she's actually a rapist, like Janis: you'll be safe Jimmy: you're alright Janis: alright Janis: you got a shed Janis: sleep in that Jimmy: 😂 Janis: what Jimmy: just trying to picture your posh garden summer house, rich girl Jimmy: hang on Janis: yeah Janis: you've got no clue Jimmy: weren't searching for any Janis: then stop chatting shit Jimmy: why? Jimmy: you won't Janis: I've got enough people assuming things wrong Janis: I don't need you Janis: and I ain't assumed shit about you Jimmy: 🎻💔🎻 Janis: you're such a fucking Janis: just shut up, I'm nearly there Jimmy: nah, go on Jimmy: say how you really feel Janis: why Jimmy: why not? Jimmy: plenty on the tip of your tongue so you reckon Janis: so you can sit there and chat shit back Janis: yeah, no thanks Jimmy: it ain't shit just 'cause it ain't what you want me to say back Janis: nah, it's shit by your own admittance Janis: literally just said it Jimmy: now you're listening Jimmy: 👌 Janis: I've been listening Janis: what do you want Jimmy: when? Janis: when haven't I Janis: what are you talking about, go on Jimmy: don't end it like that, I'm not getting cheated on again Janis: I ain't doing anything tonight Jimmy: not what I asked or said Janis: fine Janis: I'll just look like the dick then yeah Jimmy: put it on me Jimmy: I'm too #highkey or whatever Janis: how is that better Janis: genuinely Jimmy: how is it better for me or how is it better for you? what's your question? Janis: for you Jimmy: how is it better than going through that shit again? Really? Janis: whether I cheat on you or dump you for being too nice, you're getting the same reaction regardless Janis: you wanna be the one who cheats but then I lose Janis: we've fucked it, best is we do it amicably and then we both lose, there's no way for us to both win and why should I let you Jimmy: I don't care about winning Janis: I can't promise you any outcome where they leave you alone Janis: that's the whole reason we were doing this Jimmy: I haven't lost my memory, like Janis: well I don't know what you want from me Jimmy: I got that Janis: fucking hell Jimmy: just Janis: yeah Jimmy: leave it Jimmy: as you said, we've fucked it, we've gotta carry on Janis: we'll have to stop it eventually Jimmy: weren't planning on marrying you, Jodie Jimmy: not part of the deal Janis: don't be stupid Janis: you'll have to deal eventually, is what I'm saying Janis: we will, whatever Jimmy: we'll do a fake break up when we've planned it out, not when what you say goes 'cause you're fuming Janis: excuse you no Janis: it was you who fucking said it Jimmy: I said I don't want this Jimmy: I don't Janis: well you'll have to deal won't you Janis: decide what you want less Jimmy: you're so Janis: yeah, you hate mee Janis: whatever Jimmy: your ultimate kink that Janis: if it was I'd want you around Jimmy: who's walking to who? Janis: oh my god Janis: I don't need you freezing to death Janis: or getting lost, again Jimmy: stop pissing about then Jimmy: come here Janis: you've got some fucking nerve Jimmy: 🏆💪 Janis: and you aren't funny Jimmy: not tonight Janis: don't write cheques you can't cash Janis: unnecessary Jimmy: I carry cash, it's you who don't Janis: see where trying to pay me gets you Janis: [showing up and throwing that jacket at him] Jimmy: [put your jacket on boy and shut your mouth] Janis: ['anything else?' not looking at him] Jimmy: [when you're just looking at her and almost doing a cry cos that's the life you're living] Janis: ['are you sure-' not finishing that 'cos so many possibilities] Jimmy: [just gotta shake your head cos you're not sure about anything are you, big part of the problem here] Janis: [nods like yeah, 'look, we don't need to be mates but I ain't got any interest in hating you, alright? pointless so just, you know'] Jimmy: [take two of trying to give her a bottle, be less of a dick this time boy] Janis: [takes it 'cos as close to a peace offering as we're getting rn and does cheers motion as she takes a swig] Jimmy: [sitting on this random curb so casually I always had to do that if I was out playing] Janis: [sitting down too a little ways away] Jimmy: [having a moment with himself like don't cry, Katie Fitch style] Janis: [when you gently go for the jacket pocket and get out 🚬 and light it for him] Jimmy: [when you shouldn't look at her cos that's so nice - too nice lbr- but you do look at her cos she's right there and you can't not] Janis: [when you look back and lean in but then you gotta lean back like no 'cos you think that's not what he wants and you're trying to be a friend not friend and ugh] Jimmy: [trying not to look 💔 like this isn't your own fault, gdi Jimothy] Janis: ['it's okay' when you just want to be comforting even though it really isn't and you're like why did I say that] Jimmy: [when you laugh cos no its not but it's also not funny and that ain't helpful so well done, oh these two] Janis: [kicks him like you know what I mean, shh, this is weird we both know it 'okay, well, I'm sorry your dad's a dick, yeah?'] Jimmy: [nudges her like oi but it's too soft to really be that and we all know it 'he ain't sorry, why should you be?'] Janis: ['cos I'm dead nice, obviously' 😏 but shrugging like] Jimmy: [lols more genuinely] Janis: ['charming' but not actually mad] Jimmy: [putting an arm around her cos she's literally in a t-shirt now like don't die babe] Janis: [the nip situation would be outta control lmao fold your arms girl] Jimmy: [at least pretend that's not a thing boy, least you can do] Janis: ['It ain't a summer house, it's a barn but it is somewhere you can crash, it's converted, there's sofas and shit' 'cos not giving up] Jimmy: [gives her his oh we're still on this kinda look but also not mad cos when does anyone give this much of a fuck about him] Janis: ['Please'] Jimmy: ['Bus takes an age if it's even running early as I need to be on shift. It ain't gonna work' but she said please so obvs you're thinking about it and looking at her like] Janis: [pouting but actually so on the low 'cos you know that's fair and he probably doesn't want one of cali or the older sibs driving him so] Jimmy: ['help me get into mine if you've gotta do owt' cos lbr it wouldn't be hard there's probably a bathroom window open and a drainpipe/roof situation and such a #mood cos she's such an athlete so] Janis: 'I dunno, guardog is pretty fierce' ] Jimmy: [a real lol 'if you ain't up for the challenge, you ain't' gets up like well bye then but is 😏 and pulls her up on her feet too a literal second later anyway] Janis: [a faux-offended face like how dare you 'cos 'Course I am!' but then grins like let's go] Jimmy: [shrugs the jacket off and gives it to her like your turn babe cos they share everything it's facts 'here, you're gonna make me fall to my death if you don't cover up' because just can't ignore the nip situation like a gentleman can you lad] Janis: ['Knew the jacket was a blatant coverup but wouldn't have necessarily guessed you wanted me to break and enter for you' shakes head like honestly tut-tut but still not mad, even when she hits him like oi it ain't my fault I had to go dramatically stand in the rain 'I reckon I'll go in, find the keys then let you in the door, all offense meant to your... prowess' 😉] Jimmy: [gives her a look like well gotta keep you guessing and it's so flirty SOS but then pulls the hood up over her head playfully, messing her hair up, like oi don't be rude and so much 😏 goodbye] Janis: ['stop flirting with me' but we all know that means don't ever stop] Jimmy: ['or what?' literally eye fucking rn calm down] Janis: ['you know what'] Jimmy: [be more up in her everything at this moment jfc I can't with you sir don't do this to me] Janis: ['just, if it's gonna be-' when you can't do words] Jimmy: ['I just-' cos same but boy you gotta communicate I s2g I hate you] Janis: ['we don't have to do this tonight, now, yeah? none of it, like, there's time'] Jimmy: [when you can breathe because she really let you off the hook there so you gently drag her off towards your house like come on] Janis: [get it lads] Jimmy: [break in of the century, but we know it's gonna play out how she said cos lbr he's not pulling his weight here] Jimmy: [like he'd try and go up the drainpipe and slip and she'd be like um no boy down you get] Janis: [god bless boy, when you just in the doorway afterwards like all 👍?] Jimmy: [gotta love a sleepy Twix before she goes cray though cos heard 'em way to cockblock this bonding moment pup] Janis: [don't give 'em away traitor pup shh Jimmy: [giving her treats like behave thank you] Janis: [all whispering obvs 'cos not drunk af this time 'you should get another key cut he don't know about'] Jimmy: [when you can't hide how good of an idea you think that is cos tell your face and you were already impressed by her break in antics and we're dangerously close to 😍] Janis: [when you ain't even smug just smiling like a nerd 'cos you already know his dad ain't shit] Jimmy: [just in the kitchen from when you had to bribe Twix opening the fridge with a flourish like see anything you like cos will literally give her anything so she won't leave yet] Janis: [say by some miracle there's a slice of pizza left so she grabs that] Jimmy: [He's just making tea cos northern] Janis: [sneaking peeks honey] Jimmy: [he ain't asked her if she wants one he's just doing it, bit rude when you don't know if she likes tea never mind how] Janis: ['milk, 2 sugars' 😏] Jimmy: [does a OTT dramatic gasp like a nerd cos we gonna say they take their tea the same for the feels '#twinning, Gracie will be delighted'] Janis: [does a little lol, 'yeah, 'specially 'cos she don't drink a tea unless it promises to fix her skin and her love life for her, and tastes like shit, like'] Jimmy: [just grinning 'No dairy, like ever, OMG, I know' crossing his heart with an eye roll before carrying the tea to the lounge] Janis: [getting comfy on the sofa like bitch you were leaving lmao your resolve 'you should just give her full fat, she'd never notice, honestly'] Jimmy: [laughs evilly but quietly cos don't wake peeps up and mimes writing it down but then you know he's also getting comfy closer to her than he needs to be as per] Janis: ['puts hands up like soz 'you're off the clock, I remember'] Jimmy: [mimes looking at his watch and sighs dramatically like only for a bit but ain't that devvo cos got his bae back] Janis: ['should've put this in a to-go, like'] Jimmy: [nudges her like where do you are like I ain't even got #aesthetic mugs for insta 'pay up and you can have it prepped or served any way you want'] Janis: ['hot' 😂] Jimmy: [sips tea like he's doing a temp check and 👍] Janis: [just looks at him like nerd alert] Jimmy: [gets up, gets a pack of biscuits and throws them at her but gently cos again shh please boy] Janis: ['#whenbaespoilsyou'] Jimmy: [blows a kiss at her cos nerd] Janis: [catch it 'cos sporty] Jimmy: ['such an athlete, babe'] Janis: [stretching back like 'you know it'] Jimmy: [shamelessly looking at her body cos that top is cropped af before you even move thank you bye] Janis: [always hitting with a 'what?' but being 😏 'cos you know] Jimmy: [always giving it back like you don't know exactly what you're doing okay then] Janis: [just come casual tension but you're about it] Jimmy: [nearly spilling that tea actually cos all your attention is on the bae, the fucking eye contact forever damn] Janis: [sipping with purpose beech] Jimmy: [when your phone goes off to break the unbearable tension for a sec but it's just the fans as usual so you can look together and get even closer to her like look] Janis: ['can't break their hearts just yet, like, they ain't ready'] Jimmy: ['none of the lads must've caught your party mood from a decent enough angle or that'd be up doing it for us'] Janis: [🙄 and pushes him like shut up] Jimmy: ['its alright I've had more breakups and make ups than I've had girlfriends, must be something about me 😏'] Janis: [lols 'you reckon'] Jimmy: [throws a pillow at her like don't lol at my misfortune but is clearly also amused 'try and fake some sympathy, girl, damn'] Janis: [clutches her heart dramatically] Jimmy: [shakes his head like she's such a dickhead but smiling cos she's also a cute nerd] Janis: ['this-' gestures to the tea '-ain't strong enough to swap war stories, boy'] Jimmy: ['subtle move, pisshead' gestures toward the kitchen 'go on and raid Ian's supply but his broken heart'll be on your head, like'] Janis: [gets up and shrugs 'least I didn't break his windows'] Jimmy: [shrugs back like fair point] Janis: [picks a bottle that's fairly full but not completely 'cos least obvious and she's not actually that arsed but takes a swig walking back in] Jimmy: [control your heart eyes and swooning boy we all know its a #mood] Janis: [offers the bottle to him but doesn't sit, 'it'll help you sleep, early start and everything'] Jimmy: [takes it and takes a bigger swig than her because everything's a challenge and passes it back] Janis: [raises her brows at him but obviously can never back down from a challenge] Jimmy: ['coming in?' meaning work tomorrow obvs] Janis: [when you act like you're thinking about it for much longer than you actually are 'probably, be a bit of a bad review if I'm not dying to see you the morning after, like'] Jimmy: ['could be incapable of walking, your nan got a zimmer you can borrow for a bit?'] Janis: [when you have to snort 'cos you have to hold in a louder laugh more] Jimmy: ['take that as a nah, fit is she? Gotta get it from somewhere, eh?'] Janis: ['She's only 62, so yeah, could probably take you on' 😏] Jimmy: ['bring her in for a cuppa, I'll earn a decent tip, no bother' 😉] Janis: ['ugh, you and your type'] Jimmy: ['paying customers, yeah, really turn me on when they hand me them couple of extra euros they do'] Janis: ['you're in the wrong job then' and shakes her head 'cos thinking 'bout Rio, shade] Jimmy: ['in it for the art form though, obvs' thinking about that hipster latte foam] Janis: [''course, Pete's artistry is limited to bass only, like' Jimmy: ['I can't live if I can't express myself creatively, the need lends itself to being more than a one trick pony, so burdened me' gets Pete's page up and is having a scroll and showing her things cos he weren't at the party obvs] Janis: [😏 'You are SO in love with him'] Jimmy: ['pick your own jaw off the floor and it might hit harder, mate'] Janis: ['please, I play it SO cool'] Jimmy: ['where and when?'] Janis: ['I'm pretty sure he don't know I exist so check and mate, mate'] Jimmy: ['Don't take your hand off that piece yet, Jill, 'cause here's me calling bollocks. He's mentioned you to me'] Janis: ['OMG, what did he say?!' in a scary good Grace impression, but quieter please; 'also you better not have told him my name's Jill, even worse than my actual'] Jimmy: [in a accurate Pete impression 'that girl's so... dude, your girl's really...' back to Jim voice 'wouldn't you LOVE to know, Juliet' shows her his phone where that's her name cos fave of the nicknames duh] Janis: [when you're loling at the impression but lowkey 😍 at the nickname 'cos it's shamelessly cute] Jimmy: ['I wanna be the face of that band but I ain't got the voice. You?'] Janis: [shakes head and pulls face like god no 'my mother's already tried to make us a racially ambiguous version of the Nolans, but she obviously ain't pushy enough, where's Joe Jackson when you need him, eh?'] Jimmy: [lols like that's us fucked then 'starving artist and muse it is then, baby' snaps a pic of her to make the point] Janis: [when you try and get the phone outta his hands 'cos never enough playfighting] Jimmy: [when of course you end up on top of her on the sofa like well now this is a moment RIP] Janis: [when you just go for it 'cos you can't not but then you pull back like fuck] Jimmy: [when you then have to go for it cos you didn't wanna stop and that's all you're thinking about] Janis: [back at it again on this sofa] Jimmy: [so into it, god only knows how we're stopping them rn] Janis: [Twix run bitch run] Jimmy: [barking cos are they playing or are they fighting OH PUP DO NOT WAKE THIS FAM] Janis: [well that's that ruined thanks babe, getting up so fast like 'I'll go'] Jimmy: [when you want her to stay but Bobby appears like oh hey did anyone order an even bigger cockblock so you have to be in big brother mode cos he's always lowkey scared/upset by life in general] Janis: [when you stay long enough to not freak him like who was that but then you peace so he can deal in private] Jimmy: [I hope she's got the jacket again so she don't freeze to death] Janis: 👍 Jimmy: 👌 Janis: is he back to bed and her in the doghouse, like Jimmy: 🐶🔪🔪 say goodbye to your little mate 💔 Janis: harsh Janis: poor bobby Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: [sends a pic of Twix like a ransom photo but the newspaper be in her mouth cos nerds] Janis: 😱 Janis: I'll give you whatever you want Jimmy: anything I want? Janis: That's what I said Jimmy: [sends her a pic of Bobby and Twix both asleep on him like okay she's safe] Janis: 💕 Jimmy: [saying that he misses her and flirting on the socials so that I can] Janis: Smart thinking Janis: keep up appearances, make it look like it ain't a hostage situation Jimmy: not thick, northern Janis: like I said, impressed Jimmy: don't you wanna save your flirting for the feeds? Janis: This isn't flirting Jimmy: Nah? Janis: Nah Janis: I can do much much better than fake me Janis: obviously Jimmy: more #goals than this?! gotta call bollocks Jimmy: 🏆🏆🏆🏆 Janis: sure, as far as everyone knows, we're the it couple of the moment Jimmy: 💘 Janis: as long as all dogs and children are safe Janis: let you get a few hours, like Jimmy: you can't Jimmy: you said anything I want Janis: Well have you decided Jimmy: I'm thinking Jimmy: stick around Janis: alright Janis: I'm still walking anyway Jimmy: where to? Janis: my nan and granddads Janis: cba to go home Jimmy: you could always walk back Jimmy: know your way in Janis: look like you've got your hands full Jimmy: 💪🏆 me Jimmy: can't be giving it out like you don't wanna climb through my bedroom window, girl Jimmy: balcony or nah Janis: better change names with me, boy Janis: rose by any other name and all that Jimmy: suits you better, can't help that Janis: hmm Janis: gotta think of a name for you Janis: you don't own nicknames, like Jimmy: what are you on about? it's the name your parents gave you weren't it? Janis: 😏 Janis: 🖕 Jimmy: charming you are 💕 Janis: not our story Janis: cinderella would be hard to pull off, even now you've left the north Jimmy: if it could happen anywhere, it'd be the CG Jimmy: picking the ugliest out of your sister's squad though, not easy Jimmy: Mia's 🥇 duh but then who? Jimmy: might be the tall one, might be her 💀 clone Janis: 🤔 Janis: my votes for BFG Janis: 💀💀 twin too hard, the disparity is great for comedic effect Jimmy: where's your #tallgirlsolidarity babe? OMG Janis: fine, go be friends with a leprechaun Jimmy: such a friend kink you Jimmy: trying to get me invited to a sleepover or what? Janis: not at my house, thanks Janis: if you have an orgy with them we're no longer besties Jimmy: I told you before, if I wanted that it would've already happened Janis: Gross Janis: they have to have some boundaries Janis: obvs all go to the bathroom together to have a vom sesh but you know Jimmy: it's like a cult Jimmy: if they don't all fuck and they're only doing the death pact bit 💔 Janis: there's no way the 💀 ones can exert the energy and the rest wouldn't wanna get their kit off 'cos they'd get fat-shamed so Janis: unlucky Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: their nails an' all that's a 🌈🚫 Jimmy: be like 🔪🔪 Janis: 🤢 Janis: too far Jimmy: soz my dear Janis: 😒 Jimmy: come on, be my mate again Jimmy: pretty please with 🍒s on Janis: you mean it Jimmy: 🤞 Janis: you doing that behind your back like you're lying Janis: I'm suspicious Jimmy: come find out Jimmy: can't give up all my secrets to you Janis: I shouldn't Janis: might wake your dad up next time Jimmy: nowt wakes him Jimmy: garage walls are thicker than his head Janis: should do you a favour and not accept that challenge, shouldn't I Jimmy: I get it, was just a fluke and you can't break in again, yeah? Janis: please Janis: not my first rodeo Janis: and you made it so easy Jimmy: sounds fake, babe Janis: 😡 Jimmy: 😍😍😍 Janis: yeah, you just want me to come back so you can be so impressed again Jimmy: go on then Jimmy: meant to be giving me what I want Janis: only the once Janis: not good for life, use it wisely Jimmy: 👍 Janis: sooooooo Janis: am I coming or what Jimmy: do you wanna come or do you just want me to use that to make you so it's gone? Janis: 😑 Janis: hadn't thought it through that much, tbh Janis: it's your wish, I ain't interfering Jimmy: if I want you to come and keep that in my back pocket for later is that 1 favour or 2? Janis: Hmm Janis: alright Janis: I'll come and I still owe you Jimmy: should I unlock the door or let you show off? Janis: Probably just let me in Janis: I don't need it and I've got visions of the kid seeing me and 😱💀👻 now so Jimmy: and I don't need to be spending my tips getting him therapy Jimmy: good shout Jimmy: so considerate you Janis: you know Janis: and you're welcome Jimmy: might not be the shittiest mate to have Janis: 👂 Janis: sorry, can you repeat that Jimmy: I could Jimmy: but will I Janis: awh come on 😏 Jimmy: alright, shut up Jimmy: I don't hate the idea, do I Janis: you're not a total idiot so Janis: 'course you don;t Jimmy: Stop complimenting me Jimmy: I'm gonna reckon your phone got snatched off you in a bit Jimmy: 🔪💀👻 Janis: Was just a means to compliment myself more, don't worry Jimmy: alright, fuck that, this is deffo you Janis: mhmm Janis: [does extra ass socials like people need to know she's going back] Janis: who else but your fake gf Jimmy: 💕😍💘 Jimmy: [replies that are as extra but we know there's realness underneath] Jimmy: [OMG the fire sexts can be born this day! cos remember when] Janis: [yasss] Janis: did you really just Jimmy: what? Janis: 😳 Jimmy: you reckon you're the only one with impressive skills? Janis: obviously not Janis: do you want everyone on your dick more though 'cos Jimmy: they ain't gonna leave me alone Jimmy: that dream's 💀💀💀 Janis: 💔 Janis: not to victim blame you but Janis: only got yourself to blame Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: and you Jimmy: can't help it if you're the best fake girlfriend I've ever had, can I? Janis: Yeah I'm so inspiring Janis: a muse, you could say Jimmy: a 🥇 muse baby Jimmy: get it right Jimmy: and send that tweet Janis: [does] Janis: 💕 Jimmy: 😘 Janis: Come out and 🚬? Jimmy: [does but let's say he hasn't put his hoodie back on yet cos was being snuggled a bit ago so we can fully appreciate the white tee moment] Janis: [you appreciate that girl, sat on his front step like hey] Jimmy: [Getting on there as well cos always gotta sit so close 5ever] Janis: [for warmth this time sure, when it's not been that long so you don't know if you're meant to pretend the makeout didn't happen but you can't anyway so] Jimmy: [and so you can share a smoke cos god forbid you just don't have your own you coupley bastards] Janis: [sharing is caring boo] Jimmy: [it means he smokes less so i'm about it as I am about their comfortable silences] Janis: [honestly, not even hello] Jimmy: [living for it, picture him on his phone cos peeps are losing it over their posts, but with her so not being an antisocial dick] Janis: [just loling and taking the piss how they do 'so, how often are you sexting to be that good?'] Jimmy: [shrugs cos we both know he ain't done it for ages but ain't gonna say that 'like a 6 that were'] Janis: [nods, 'don't wanna give 'em everything right away, like'] Jimmy: ['they can't handle what we've already shown 'em, if I was going for it with a full 10 I'd kill your nan and we both know she's healthier than your horse'] Janis: [pushes him 'stop slagging my nan and imaginary horse, so rude'] Jimmy: ['I'm complimenting your nan and ain't about to stop, well in, me. You're only here 'cause she was asleep, like'] Janis: [PAHs, 'you ain't met her, boy; trust, you won't be getting no tips'] Jimmy: [gives her a look like challenge accepted 😏 but we're all amused af] Janis: [truly 'cos we all know what happened that time Tess showed lmao] Jimmy: [when you lowkey snuggling the bae tho cos its cold but also you want to] Janis: [rubbing his arms like he did] Jimmy: [just giving her heart eyes casually] Janis: ['wanna go in?' 'cos you're so concerned u caring hoe] Jimmy: [when you're #conflicted because you're alone out here and there's nobody cockblocking you but it's not comfortable so of course you ask her if she wants to cos always a question answered with a question] Janis: [just looking at his lips in response shameless] Jimmy: [when you're kissing her before you've even closed the door behind you cos also shameless] Janis: [get it kids] Jimmy: [use that front door to your advantage when you finally shut it but shh] Janis: [seriously shh even though you obvs don't wanna] Jimmy: [when you think you hear something so you stop for long enough to move, get back in that living room kids] Janis: [ah trusty sofa hello] Jimmy: [the mems on this sofa already, speaking of get on his lap girl cos that's a thing always and has to start somewhere] Janis: [a moment] Jimmy: [at least if you wanna be kissing constantly it'll keep you quiet cos we know he ain't usually living that life, we see you, mr no chill] Janis: ['You're a good kisser' 'cos you ain't told him that before now obvs] Jimmy: [when you can't help smiling genuinely cos nobody's told you that before and you weren't expecting it and so cute so even though you should say it back cos true you're just like 🙊] Janis: [kiss that smile] Jimmy: [get your hands in her hair boy cos you love being soft] Janis: [when you're just enjoying how all this feels] Jimmy: [you can tell she's into it so just touching and soft kisses everywhere cos there's so much bare skin to play with thanks to this outfit you can just take your time] Janis: [when you're trying so hard to keep quiet 'cos it's obvs not been like this before in any sense] Jimmy: [gotta give the nips some attention cos they've been the centre of attention all night lbr so soz girl for making quietness even harder for you but not that soz] Janis: [when all the squirming she's doing gonna feel real good for you boy] Jimmy: [everybody winning rn] Janis: ['fuck!' 'cos yeah] Jimmy: [and now everything's a little less soft because all the encouragement you need to go harder at what you're doing] Janis: [when you're just moving your hands down from around his neck 'til they're making their way under his waistband] Jimmy: [his turn to say fuck quietly but with feeling] Janis: [😏] Jimmy: [kiss that smug face boy so you shhh] Janis: [putting your finger to his lips like shh but you loling 'cos he's so cute] Jimmy: [deciding to make this touching mutual so the struggle to be quiet is too, little do you know yet lad she's a pro at keeping things hush unlike you] Janis: [can't quiet your face though even if you are trying to hide it like] Jimmy: [his turn to be like 😏] Janis: [going harder like shut up] Jimmy: [going harder cos she is and everything's a competition forever] Janis: [tryna move away 'cos that bitch] Jimmy: [use your strength soft boy I believe in you] Janis: ['boy'] Jimmy: ['what?' cos I simply must] Janis: [making eye contact and giving the LOOK to end all as you move back but closer] Jimmy: [keeping that eye contact going as you try not to be killed by the look and her everything atm] Janis: ['I've wanted to do this properly for so long' point out the obvious and not really that long but I'll allow it highkey ass] Jimmy: ['how long?' cos validate this high key needy boy] Janis: ['Since we started fake doing this, I told you, you're a good kisser'] Jimmy: ['I can top that, girl, I picked you 'cause I wanted to find out if you were' cos where's the lie] Janis: [pouts like she's fuming she's lost 'could probably call that false pretenses, you know' 😏] Jimmy: [the pouty lip bite 5eva bye cos gotta shut her up obvs haha] Janis: [#intoit Jimmy: [likewise] Janis: [when your phones are still blatantly going off and you're ignoring that shit] Jimmy: [priorities kids sod looking at your phone when you can be looking at the bae] Janis: [real better than the faaaaake] Jimmy: [you know it] Janis: [is she staying or going after like] Jimmy: [I vote she should stay then she can come to work with him when he opens up cos what a #mood the CG alone together for a bit] Janis: [wid it, no running hoe] Jimmy: [he ain't letting her leg it]

[boosamayla-blog]

Fifty Facts About Me.

I was challenged by a dear friend to list the 50 facts about me that would entice my reader (singular, coz i only have one reader and bet she was the who challenged me. HARHAR! ) . Anyway, whoever read this stuff and wanted to know me more. Pm is the key. And oh! By the way. Im not selling myself. The objective of this is pure genuine at the same time spreading awareness of being so true in social media. I may not disclosing everything here due to the limitation of 50 but what you have read is pure facts about me. So lets categorize to what I believed in down to what I like and so on. Because you are reading this, you have no choice but to read all. You dont want to feel lacking right? Hahaha. Kidding! So lets start!

1. I am a dreamer and a believer.

2. I believe I can make my life beautiful.

3. I believe in Law of attraction, that the universe will conspire because I believe. Thus, I always believed in devine timing.

4. I believe that I am not perfect and need of constant grow.

5. I believe that God has an exciting vision for my life.

6. I believe in growing in wisdom each day. The reason why I really love to talk to people who are already living my dreams.

7. I believe in daily prayer.

8. I believe in LOVE. Love is the most powerful force and the universal language that everyone can understand. And the true purpose of wealth is love.

9. I believe that to prosper my life is to serve people with purpose because for me relationship defined success.

10. I believe that God created me in his Image.

11. I am a sinner. I wont deny that. Haha

12. I am an insensitive person. Unless you let me aware what you want and your emotions.

13. I am subclinically narcisistic. Hahaha. Okay. I love myself more than anything else. Ill save myself first. Its not selfish its self love.

14. I am not physically gifted but I always believed that I am beautiful.

15. Im not a rice eater, Filipinos are rice eater but not this princess. 😌

16. I am so friendly, clingy and touchy, if you are always with me and you're a guy? Probably you interpret the whole action thing into something romance. Aw. Hahaha

17. I am always with the boys because boys are less drama. But that doesn't mean we do not talk, we just dont talk crappy things like girls do.

18. I am a slow eater. Give me plenty of time to eat if youre with me. 😂

19. I love to take risk especially if I am certain to the consequences. So that means I am so careful with my actions. 😜

20. But this risk taker is afraid of unknown. Weird right? Anyway, sometimes we are driven by fear. Fear exist because we are human.

21. I am a life coach and a mental health advocate. One of the reasons of keeping myself on grounds.

22. I am very explorative. I explore things even if it is under the sun. Aw. Hahaha

23. I love nature. I am inclined to nature. I love misty greens.

24. And oh, i love to be on top always. Im talking about mountains. But I like what you are thinking. Hahahaha.

25. I am against of same sex marriage. But I am not against of same sex couple. No prejudice action to that. To whatever opinions/ facts you are feeding me just to say Yes. My answer is still the same. I have my reasons for that. 😛

26. I dont know how to express my anger. All i know is silent. So if I am silent because of your action then thats it.

27. My fave sport is soccer. Im a soccer player when I was in college. By the way, Im the star player. 😉

28. I am Psychology graduate, now currently taking my masters. And its worth the penny. A good investment.

29. My deepest desire is to write a book. Crossfinger to that. Maybe about mental health. 🤞

30. I am the only one who graduated in college among my five sibs. So fucking proud of it.

31. I am not single but not yet married. Hoping to be single

Aw hahaha. I will regret this statement for sure. But thats actually my want right now. This might be a temporary thoughts of mine.

32. I never had a chance to experience on being alone after I graduated high school. I met my boyfriend like after my graduation. So, we're dugay na. I love him but i wanted to try and feel whats being in a single mode.

33. My comfort foods are pizza and fries but I deprived myself on eating fastfood nowadays. Sadly, they are part of it. 😭

35. I love cardio. I love running, walking and hiking.

36. Mountains are my frenemy. 😂😂.

37. I love surplus clothes. They call it ukay2x. The good thing about is your clothes are rare to find. Hahah so you dont have the same style. 😂 Just make sure you wash it properly.

38. I rarely buy stuff from shopping malls. But i love to do window shopping. The feeling of touching stuff you like is very satisfying. My therapy by the way. Haha.

39. I am attracted to a guys who is very intellectual and have a sense and not awkward to talk to.

40. Physically, I am attracted to tall and neat guys.

41. I love watches. I dont know why. So if you want to give something special to me. Then watch is reccommended. Hahhahaha. Watch! Watch!

42. I am a learned woman. Before I am confused and bullshit.

43. Petpeeve: seeing rice morsel anywhere in your mouth area. Oh my God! Im gonna die. Like i feel uneasy and irritated. Why would a guy/ gal eat that way? Writing this down feels like my nerves are burning. 🤮😖😤😢😵😱😠 these emoji will explain my emotions right now.

44. Im starting my side hustle right now. Business business! I sell water and perfume. So buy na. 😜😜

44. I watch FRIENDS series for like 12 times. Im so fucking obsess with it. The vibes brought by the team is inexplicable.

45. Second to my fave is Game of thrones. Still Robb Stark is my favorite. Although he died early in the show. Poor Robb Stark.

46. My favorite past time aside hustling my phone is reading books. Ill make sure all my books will be read. Hahaha. Im halfway of my books.

47. And oh. I dont like long hair. I like maintaining my short hair.

48. Driven: a project to be realize with my friend. Another cross finger. 🤞🙏🙏

49. I am once in love and broken. 😭😭😭😭 Hugs!

50. I am now living with the four agreement of life: I always make sure that I am impeccable with my words, i dont take anything personally, I dont make assumptions and I always do my best.

So thats it. Thats me. Some arent mention due to privacy purposes. Its okay to disclose things in social media just make sure that in every stuff youve shared is being process and you are certain. Thank you. Hope ya like it. Id love to read yours too!

-Emilyworlds-stuff/ May2019

[mr-mikey]

16 and 17!!! \o/

16. If you could change anything in the show game, what would you change?

During the chapter where lilith dies in conquest, Camilla suggests that Garon is trying to have the nohr siblings killed and Xander says 'even father wouldn't dispatch this many faceless to this location'. I'd get rid of this, have Leon agree with Camilla and tell the whole group that appeasing Garon by following his orders doesn't guarantee their safety anymore and something HAS to be done.

Xander could bring up that it's their duty to obey him no matter what, and show how hard it is for Xander to think about disobeying Garon. Then have Leon counter his hesitation by saying that they all know how cruel Garon can be and if he conquers Hoshido a lot of innocent people will die. Lastly, Elise could say she hates the thought to being an accomplice to a massacre that Garon will cause in Hoshido.

This change is to place the Nohr sibs into an uncomfortable situation where they have to openly talk about their situation amongst themselves and whether they can keep obeying Garon or they need to stop him in order to save themselves.

Having such a discussion take place well before the final chapter could have led to some interesting character choices paths for all the Nohr siblings instead of what we got. Speaking of that...

17. Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

GET RID OF THE NOHR SIBS BEING ASSHOLES TO THE HOSHIDO SIBS IN CONQUEST. It's one of my biggest frustrations in the game, watching the nohr siblings gloat over the fact that Corrin chose to stay with them killed off all the sympathy I felt towards the Nohr sibs and their awful situation.

When they start acting superior because Corrin chose to stay with them I'd have the Hoshido siblings call out the fact the Nohr siblings are helping a mass murderer conquer their homeland. And a lot of innocent blood will be spilled because of them.

Again, the point is to force the Nohr siblings to acknowledge that they're going to be accomplices to mass murder if they sit and do nothing. This puts pressure on them story wise and eventually force them to act in some way rather than leave everything until the final chapter and act like such intolerable assholes through the entire story.

I hope that's interesting enough for you to read! \o/

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Nancy & Rio

Nancy: Hey Nancy: Do you want me to come down and stay with you, it can't be much fun just having Buster for company, like Rio: That's okay, I can't have you playing truant too Rio: I'm going to make him go back before long, swear Nancy: Ri, please. You know what school is like for me, any excuse, I swear Rio: Your 'rents would have me like forreal Rio: I know how shit it is, even more now, soz Nancy: Do you hear them shouting down the phone to him? No 'cause they aren't Nancy: Not to be that bitch, 'cause it's so not funny, but you have kind of taken the heat off me so Nancy: I owe you Rio: Priorities, like, though I dread to think what happens when your Mum gets to me on her list Rio: Reckon I can claim that as any kind of excuse/reasoning or? Nancy: Don't worry nobody exists to her right now but my Auntie Nancy: Which is a sentence I never thought I'd say Rio: I know, but that's good, I mean Rio: as good as anything can be Rio: You know I never meant to do this to her, right Nance? Nancy: Of course Nancy: I think I understand better than most, right? Rio: What do you mean, like? Nancy: You and him Nancy: You didn't mean to, like I didn't, but it happened 'cause it had to, you know? Nancy: You can't help how you feel, even if you want to Nancy: Especially when you want to, like Rio: Oh, no no Rio: It really isn't like that Rio: like, I hear what you're saying on all that but that's not what that was Nancy: You and him aren't Nancy: I don't know how to word it now Nancy: But he looks at you like Nancy: And you're always tilting your phone away for someone Rio: Not him Rio: I wouldn't lie, I'm not saving myself from anything at this point, if that was going on I'd tell you Rio: He wanted it to and, yeah, I knew that before this baby shower but I didn't lead him on or encourage him Nancy: Okay, well now I feel weird Nancy: Fuck, I'm sorry Nancy: I really projected there Rio: It's okay Rio: It'll be the general consensus and almost certainly how he'll frame it but no Nancy: It's not okay Nancy: He did that and I've been talking to you this way Nancy: Wow Rio: I mean, I don't think I did Rio: I thought he was good looking, sure and I tried harder with him than most of us did but Rio: I didn't actually want anything to happen, nor think it would Nancy: I'm as bad as him so there's nothing I can say Nancy: But I still think you'd know if you did or didn't Nancy: And if you didn't want anything to happen, the signals are there, even if you are that committed to only seeing what you wanna see Nancy: He can ignore them but like, you still gave them out Rio: Don't say that, you aren't like him at all Rio: You'd never do or say half the things he did Rio: especially when he had so much reason to know I wasn't interested, you're right Nancy: I mean, I did kiss someone who didn't want me to Rio: It is different, just by nature of what it is, was Rio: Should you have done it? 'Course not but there was never reason or chance for Sian to give out the clear no I did Rio: Because, well, you know Nancy: Yeah Nancy: If I thought for a second that she didn't want me to, I wouldn't Nancy: He clearly didn't have the same qualms about it Nancy: That's so disgusting Nancy: On levels that I can't even Rio: I know she won't be ready to hear it Rio: probably not ever from me Rio: but Ro is better off without him Rio: he's still dealing, which I think we all knew Rio: and I've seen him out, he isn't her Prince Charming, like Nancy: Me and mum have been saying it for as long as they've been together Nancy: As much as she'll talk about any of it to me Nancy: I've overheard more than she's probably ever said but Nancy: I feel like I can't tell her either 'cause it's like oh the man hating lesbian at it again Nancy: But he's just Rio: He really is Rio: and he isn't a good Dad Rio: maybe he'll be better for this one but, he isn't to Edie and Indie barely thinks of him that way either so Nancy: Poor Astrid Nancy: Maybe we can move Ro in with us now? I don't know Nancy: Like it's at a point that I'd move into Indie's room at hers if she'd let me Rio: I'm glad she's got you all around, she's going to need the help Rio: My Ma and all of them will be there too Nancy: Let's be honest, she would of even if he hadn't done this Nancy: Oh my god Nancy: I'm never having kids ever Rio: Yeah Rio: I was joking that that shower was effective contraception before but now Rio: fucking hell Nancy: It's made me not wanna have sex again and I can't even get pregnant so Nancy: Good lord Rio: Think that's the first time I've legitimately laughed since Rio: Oh babe Nancy: Rio? Rio: Yeah? Nancy: Where are you gonna be? 'Cause you said your family will all be there but Rio: I don't know, honestly Rio: but my job at the angel is coming to an end and then with all this Rio: I might try somewhere else, just for a bit Nancy: It worked for me Nancy: I'll miss you though Rio: I'll miss you too Rio: You're gonna be going soon too though, yeah? And June and Buster Rio: I don't want to be the only one left behind just 'cos I don't have the brains, like Nancy: We'd never leave you behind Nancy: You can go in my place if you want, change the major to maths or something Nancy: I don't want to Rio: You've got to Rio: You're just scared, but it'll be incredible, and the right thing for you, most importantly Nancy: I'm really, properly scared whenever I think about it Nancy: What if it's worse than here 'cause I'm alone on top of everything else Nancy: I can't just change schools like I did before Rio: You can, like, that first year Rio: but you're not going to want to, it'll be nothing like School Nancy: Everything's changing so much, like you said Nancy: I'll even miss Buster, and what the fuck is that, like? Rio: He'll be wanting to visit all the time Rio: Me too, like Nancy: I need to see where I can get accepted first, slow down you two Rio: You so will though Rio: World's your oyster Nancy: Yours too Nancy: And we still have Milan, yeah? Rio: Romantic 😉 Rio: but yeah, I've not drank away my funds or anything drastic yet Nancy: I was gonna say I love you, but I'll keep it to myself now, fine 😏 Rio: New drama alert Rio: they'll not survive Nancy: Don't Nancy: I can't handle any more Nancy: It hurts so much, doesn't it? Rio: It does Rio: got to believe that was rock bottom though Rio: can't get any worse, only way is up, all that shite Nancy: God, I hope so Nancy: Give us a break Rio: Backatcha Rio: No more scandals from either of us, right? Nancy: It's my brother's fucking turn Nancy: While I'm on the subject, can I ask you something? Rio: Sure Nancy: Why pick him for a getaway driver? Of all of us Nancy: I know what he said but Nancy: I'm not saying it's the weirdest part of this, but I'm also not saying it isn't Rio: Gays can't drive, right? Nancy: I'm a walking stereotype, alright, emphasis on the walking Rio: 😂 Rio: Exactly Nancy: Tell him not to spend every euro on himself, yeah? Nancy: Nobody needs to eat out every night in a new look Rio: I did drag him to Skerries, no doubt the response but I'll let him know Nancy: He loves it don't let him deny it Nancy: Even if he did nearly drown 🙄 Rio: Another touchy subject Nancy: When his ego is involved, if you aren't stroking it you're asking for trouble Nancy: Boys ugh Rio: Don't need to tell me, babe Nancy: I won't bother telling you that girls are far superior Nancy: What do I know? Rio: Is it? 😏 Nancy: Can you please come back soon so I don't have to drink alone Nancy: I need my wingwoman back Rio: 'Course Rio: London is on my list of maybes so might even meet you there, like Nancy: Yeah? Nancy: If you run into Chlo, you know what to do Rio: Absolutely Rio: Doubt I'm affording her postcode but I'll drop by with the 👊 Nancy: You doesn't even have that much money, she just acts like it Rio: If I can take any life lessons from the bitch, like Nancy: As long as you stop there and don't take fashion tips too Nancy: I still have to be seen with you in Milan, like Rio: 😂 Where's the lie Rio: she was stalking me a while back, bizarrely so I was petty and did some myself and yikes Nancy: I try not to be that bitch but I HATE her so much Nancy: Oh? How and why? Rio: Understandable Rio: I reckon she keeps tabs on us all, she's like weirdly obsessed with you and your Brother Rio: idk, she double-tapped by mistake, amusing Nancy: Gross Nancy: But I was the one who fancied her, okay babe sure Nancy: I bet she tries to look up all of Buster's conquests still, good luck with that Nancy: I'm invested and even I gave up years ago Rio: Honestly Rio: ain't in a mood to be talking about ladies who doth protest too much but well Rio: look what you made me do Chloe Nancy: Her and Drew should start a club and get jackets Rio: She'd love that Rio: get rid of 'em both in one, bit hopeful perhaps but worth a shot Nancy: I try never to feel any sympathy for my brother ever, but she really drove me there Rio: It was fucked Nancy: It's messed his head up Nancy: I can see how sad he is Rio: I know Rio: but he'll be alright Rio: we all will Nancy: Yeah Rio: I promise Rio: hit me with a more enthusiastic yeah thanks Nancy: yeah!! Nancy: I miss you already Rio: You're cute Nancy: Try and control yourself though Nancy: No drama, remember? Rio: 😂 Rio: It ain't gotta be drama baby Nancy: Are you gonna divorce yourself from our bloodline so we aren't cousins? Nancy: Quite drastic but I like it Rio: That's just the kind of dedication you can expect from me Rio: What can I say? Nancy: No other girl has ever gone that hard for me Nancy: So thanks Rio: Should hope not Rio: 👀 up the sibs now Nancy: 😂 Nancy: On the dedication scale in general, babe Rio: Whatever you say, McKenna Nancy: What I should say is that I have so much homework to do Nancy: Which I gotta since you won't let me skip 😒 Rio: Unlucky babe Nancy: As you're also insisting I'm uni bound I better stop complaining and just do it Nancy: So high maintenance you are 😏 Rio: Obviously Rio: always about that sugar Nancy: Don't be a stranger, like Nancy: And don't start preferring the other twin, yeah?