#he is literally the only streamer

[eggsandbeer]

i put on jerma streams for background a lot and it’s so concerning when he goes dead silent. i went to check on the tab thinking it was stuck or buffering and he was just

#he is literally the only streamer #jerma #jerma985 #iron lung

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE????????? #''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT'' #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit. #adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again. #as a thing* that could have happened

[shikai-the-storyteller]

#FFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #Listen. Regardless of my opinion of Purgatory (mixed honestly. there was some great stuff and there was stuff that sucked) #my BIGGEST complaint will ALWAYS be the fact that it interrupted so much lore #and brought back two of the biggest Spanish streamers we've been waiting to come back for MONTHS #only to have their lore shoved aside because ~ooh purgatory!~ #Fit wanted to talk to Rubius but they cut off by the cinematic and literally nobody tried to talk to Rubius or Luzu after that #and then you have Cellbit and Antoine's lore that got cut off #it's frustrating and I understand the CC's frustrations #I hope he comes back soon though! I'm glad Antoine wants to log on at least #and I know Cellbit and Baghera and the others are coming back probably at the end of this month / early February #but I'm still always gonna be salty #esp. about Luzu and Rubius. man........... #i talk #qsmp talk #I don't feel like this necessitates a /negative or whatever tag but lemme know if anyone needs this tagged

[murky-tannin]

I hope more qsmp creators get some sort of subtitles for their streams past the qlobal translater. Whether it's something like Baghera's or the extension that Forever uses- or a combo of things like Badboyhalo. Especially the english creators. I think only Bad has the translator extension?

#qsmp #murky mumbles #love Bad's #he has base subtitles which are viewable on vods though you can't translate them #they are still super useful #he has the translator/sub extension which translates everything he says but is only available live #but you can choose which language it's in with of english/french/spanish/portuguese as options #and ofc the qlobal translator for when he's on qsmp #Baghera's is also great. very accurate #part of the video itself so even if the twitch vod gets deleted the subs are still there #but you can't choose the language it translates into #plus requires manual changing from the streamer #but It just translates things so well i love it #also rip gabi has the translater extension but i've never had it work for me on her channel #it's always either not working at all #stuck on one sentence #or around 10 minutes behind #like literally 10 minutes behind #Cellbit's work just fine and Forever's are 50/50 but dont have 10 minute delay when they DO appear for me #so I think it's something on Gabi's end

[raeofgayshine]

I love playing Pokémon in a way that would absolutely kill anyone who knows a thing about the game. No I don’t know most weaknesses and strengths of typings or what I should be using. No I’m not building a well rounded team. No I don’t remember battle to battle what moves are effective against what Pokémon’s even if I just fought them and lord knows I don’t really understand their power or literally any stat my mons have. I am heavily brute forcing my way through this game with my team full of Sunflora fusions because this is Infinite Fusions and I can do that. Yes having everyone a grass type presents problems. No I don’t care! I will beef them up enough they can tank hits until I can destroy whoever I’m fighting and if all else fails I have potions and revives and everything I need on stock to keep going. I do not know what I’m doing but I’m having fucking fun with it!!!!

#ravenpuff rambles #there are few moments I want to be a streamer but good lord it would be funny to play Pokémon for people who actually understand the game #everyone would be so angry with me #meanwhile I’m tehehahaing because I accidentally made a good move and one shotted a man with my Alakazam fusion #I only play to have fun and also have cute Pokémon’s #even if this wasn’t a fusion game I would have a problem not having a lot of grass types because I love them #worst news is that I can’t afford to have a grass/grass Pokémon because I need some coverage #I miss my Sunflora/Leafon the little legend #but I do love my team they’re all so cute #I did have to replace my Sandslash/Sunkern fusion who was an absolute cutie but unfortunately had low hp because I could evolve the Sunkern #there’s no custom sprite for Sandslash/Sunflora and I couldn’t have the default horror on my team #I do still have my Alakazam/Sunkern fusion though because despite being a hella glass canon he’s fast and hits hard and psychic moves are so #good!! He also does have a Sunflora sprite which is sad but the Sunkern one is fucking epic #the rest of my team includes Vensaur/Sunflora (my starter) #raichu/Sunflora fusion (Who I had in my last run and an absolute cutie) Ninetales/Sunflora (who thankfully has an ability that makes him #immune to fire moves) Umbreon/Sunflora (Literally baby. also a bit of a heavy hitter) #and my Lapras/Sunflora (my newest edition who replaced the Sandslash mostly so I can surf) #I can’t wait to destroy the Elite 4 when I eventually roll up there with my crew #Truly they’re all unstoppable as long as you don’t use fire and also that one move that literally takes them all out #anyways I need to get a photo of them all because they’re so cute but for now take my word #and know I’m playing Pokémon in a way that will piss off so many people. because I’m just quirky like that

[quatregats]

Thought I had managed to figure out the whole timeline of where Villena had been during the war and now I'm going back through all the sources I have saved and I feel like nothing is matching up at all with what I have in my head

#gaslight gatekeep girlboss i guess. thanks brain #villena my poor wet cat of a guy. peak example of he should be at the club #i'm pretty sure he's my age or younger #and he is not built for this he's built for being a twitch streamer who goes to andorra to commit tax fraud and complain about catalan #i've become a little fond of him now that i've saved him from mr. forester's clutches though. his head is so empty but it's okay #anyways i'm frustrated bc i swear i found his regiment and all but now i can't find it >:'0 #need to do what i did for that american civil war project freshman year where i found the regiment my fictional guy was in #by triangulating the only missouri german regiment that was at the battles we needed to include #and then found a literal description of an actual event and found where he would have been standing and what he would have seen #and wrote a whole fake journal entry about it despite never having been within 50 miles of missouri #in case you're wondering. yes i'm like this all the time. for free even #and i NEED to know where villena has been this is vital information #i'd also like to find stuff on attempts on roses if i can. i found the battle the final showdown in ship of the line is based on though :') #perce rambles #percy yells at cecil scott #(sir you ought to thank me for how much i am dredging up your silly little guys)

[mattodore]

baldur's gate plans cancelled bc jerma went live on twitch so now i'm editing these mattodore pics instead

#river dipping #he's playing tf2 with a bunch of other streamers but the only two i know are ster <3 and the sexy maid from jerma's dollhouse stream #i literally can't play baldur's gate while watching anything else or even listening to music bc the game needs the entirety of my focus #so when i got the notif for jerma streaming i was like okay. editing it is dkfjhdkfnhj #i didn't get too far anyway... i just started investigating some cellar in the blighted village #being a barbarian is great bc i got in there easily with an intimidation check lmfao

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

i love birds. i consider myself to be a friend of the birds. however. @ the little family of nuthatches that continuously insist upon pecking and knocking at the thin walls directly opposite my head every single goddamn morning, day, and night. i will see you in the pits of hell.

#they are such cute tiny little creatures but make no mistake. they are evil #the knocking scares the crap out of my dog too because he thinks someones at the door. every. single. time. #i love you birds i really do and that is the only reason i havent taken drastic measures. #this has been going on EVERY DAY. for 3 YEARS #they start at 6am and go on throughout the day its dso #painful #i have tried climbing up on the roof and hanging a bunch of reflective rainbow streamers to scare them but its too windy #i have tried banging on the wall and the window to the point of literally chipping the glass and bruising my hand #i have tried going outside and repeatedly throwing pinecones onto the roof until they startle and fly away #i have tried everything #guys. girlies. babes. im losing my mind here #need to start meditating except i wouldnt be aABLE TO BC OF THE DAMNS BIRD SKJDHFVDHSJKJDHFG #txt #i love you nuthatches. and i hate you so. so much

[slimeciclecock]

pac is actually kinda attractive, i wish i had more time to watch multiple qsmp creators

#or any qsmp creators for that matter #literally the only person i watch is charlie and its just because he streams so sporadically that i can catch up #(technically im still in the middle of his gegg died vod but i already watched the bday stream so im caught up) #i tried catching up with jaiden's qsmp journey especially after bobby died #but then she did those cucurucho missions and i havent had time to catch up since #anyone else i genuinely cant find the time to sit down and watch because no one streams for a regular two hours #no they're streaming for a fat six hours brother i don't have the time 😭 #tazercraft vods are a couple of hours long though .... i could be persuaded just because i want an excuse to look at pac #although idk what lore qsmp is dishing out now ... #unfortunately qsmp creators stream at ungodly times for me so i can never catch them at a good time 🤒 #or. okay a lot of times i actually can catch a stream because someone's streaming at 10am for me #the problem is i have work and i start too late to look forward to a stream and end too late to remember that someone streamed #waiting for the day asian creators with gmt+9 timezones get added to the server and i breathe a sigh of relief- #-of finally getting to catch a stream at a decent time. only to realise those streamers probably have shitty stream schedules #me when i thought pearlescentmoon was normal with her australian timezone and then she ends up streaming at fucking 5am 😭😭😭 #im gonna speak the 'asian creators having shit schedules' into existence i just know its gonna happen

[surpriserose]

hiii chris hi!!! have you played skyrim? i feel like you might've mentioned it at some point but i don't recall.

yeah :) i love skyrim ive played it a bunch of times......and still havent completed either of the main storylines dbsbjsjsms

#Im in it for the house building i cant lie i love you hearthfire #My most recent playthrough i literally had a goal to finally do the main story and still gave up halfway through dhshhsjsjs #Its just a good game every so often ill get the urge to play again and im in that period right now kind of since a streamer i follow is #Doing a skyrim...pay to win challenge? Like hes got a mod to put lootboxes in and he has to get all his equipment from them or from stores #And can only loot gold and gems and i cant lie i want to do that too it sounds fun

[aztrosist666]

gawd the one thing i really miss about being into mcyt was the banger designs everyone had and how unique they all were for every character. with fandoms like genshin the designs are super inaccessible and can discourage people from drawing them bc of the insane detail (source: me) but with minecraft skins it’s like 90% up to interpretation and especially great for beginner artists. i also reaaaally miss the diversity in art styles that the mcyt fandom has in comparison to my interests nowadays bc a lot of genshin/hsr/etc is in a very generic anime style because well. that’s what the actual game looks like. but you can go hogwild with art styles and experimenting with mcyts!!!

#am i allowed to draw my silly little guys again without having to actually care about the content or streamers…… #like im obsessed with my tubbo design i developed over literally two years. hes my oc at this point can i just take him #you’d only really be able to tell who it’s supposed to be if you’re already in the fandom #and my ranboo design oughh theyre so cool honestly. less divorced from the source material than tubbo but still one of my faves #the only mcyt or adjacent people i still keep up with even a little bit are wilbur and schlatt #and i don’t even watch wilburs content anymore i just like lovejoy and think hes pretty 😭😭 #🐋

[kraviolis]

my transition goals consist of analysis, deconstruction, and then reconstruction

#krav talks #equivalent exchange #but real shit. i need to become entirely masculine before i can explore being feminine #you know that one twitch streamer that did like. a funny sub goal bit where he'd crossdress for an entire month #and then kept hitting the goal so he just kept crossdressing 24/7 for like over a year #and like he grew his hair out and got eyelash extensions and shaves and literally locked all his boy clothes away #so he could only wear girl clothes all the time even in his offline life #and he's still doing it #i get gender envy from him #like i want to be entirely comfortable in my masculinity and in my body. i want to know and for everyone else to know i am a man #before i start exploring my femininity #i want to crossdress in a performative way. i want to become my own ken doll that i dress up in barbie's clothes #ppl have like queer radars right? and sometimes can tell what kind of queer you are just based on ur looks? #i want people to look at me and have their radars turn into geiger counters #gayger counters if you will #i want to be the night sky like 2000 years from now and for people to look at me like theyre astrologists from the past #trying to find the constellations they know but everything is all mixed up and looks wrong

[personally-im-feeling-pantastic]

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#personal #Every night when I log onto my main streamer's stream one of my only hopes or wants is for no one to ask him about either Vinland saga #or andor #He'll give a clear and concise answer about his criticisms #and then chat freaks out and attempts to debate him for twenty minutes about how he (a person who literally has both degrees AND #a decade of experience in film/media -- including experience in writing producing and directing) doesn't understand what he's talking about

[shikai-the-storyteller]

PhiIza Minecraft I love you so frickin much

#i talk #literally the only person who's willing to talk about it #but in the most casual ''we don't need to talk about it we all already know he sucks'' way #anyways there's a reason why Phil's one of the only streamers I still watch lmao #WIsh Tom would stop brining him up it's so frickin annoying. lol. #<-- seething #I don't watch him anymore I'm sick of it

[rubys-domain]

why do albedo's jp voicelines sound like they were recorded on a bad microphone or something? i don't know how they sound in-game since i don't have him, but it's definitely noticeable in the hoyolab character widget. especially after listening to another character's lines. it's like low and fades in and out.

#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !! #unrelated but i feel a sense of kinship with that streamer Thejonathon #who is a chongyun main that also really wants to get albedo #literally same bro #i feel like our opinions on a lot of things are pretty similar actually #not on every single thing obviously but still #i also just really like his energy #i only watch his recorded stuff on youtube because i'm terrible at watching shit live #but yeah. cool dude #and he's a chongyun main so massive w

[seraphicsentences]

HEY! i knwo your on a break but just incase your bored could you write reader sending spicy texts2 streamer!ellie while shes on like a boss level, and then after ‘raging’ at reader for making her lose, she comes back as if the chat isnt questioning the sounds coming from the other room (silly girl forgot to mute)

hi. tumblr j deleted all my edits to this. i’m rage quitting and j posting this version i banged out in the span of 15 minutes 😀 anyways.

FUCK i’m sorry i know this took fucking forever and now i’m delivering mediocrity. loved this req either way this was smf to write. hope you enjoy sweet girl ;)

me when i disappear for a month and come back only to deliver pure dog shit. 🤪🤪

“-KID JUST GOT FUCKING DESTROYED, FUCKING BITCH.”

it was a late friday night, which meant ellie was streaming in her room, and you were supposed to be studying.

this week ellie was hosting a special in celebration of hitting 10k subscribers, and was grinding away to finally defeat Resident Evil’s final boss.

you could hear the chat dinging away with message after message, no doubt blasting ellie with compliments on her play, and the occasional comment thirsting over her hands or whatnot. it was nothing new— you’d seen the countless edits of her on your own social media page, and even had a folder of your own favorites saved away on a burner account.

“let me suck your fing- WHAT?! that is a crazy thing to say,” you could hear ellie’s shocked voice. “either way, chat, i’m married…”

“where’s my ring? UP YOUR ASS. c’mon, leave me be, guys,” ellie jokingly whined, bantering with her obsessive fanbase.

you held back a smile of your own, hand pressed to your mouth as she continued to scold the chat for their outrageously filthy messages. what a dork.

“alright alright, im muting the chat. love you guys but i gotta focus now! this is serious shit and i’m low on ammo now, hah-ha,” ellie spoke to the screen, words slightly muffled through the thin wall.

in the living room papers lay strewn across the floor, couch littered with eraser shavings and crumpled post-it notes, yourself splayed atop it all.

studying was a long-forgotten task you abandoned to instead sweep lazily through your camera roll, attempting to clear up some much needed storage.

you stopped abruptly at the thumbnail of an old video, in which depicted a downright sinful image of ellie’s bared neck for you as she arched back in pleasure.

you quite literally salivated at the veins that adorned her sweat-glistened skin, naked chest that was just covered by the play button in the center, goading you to click it.

quiet sounds of ellie’s desperate moans picked up, her head coming up look just above the camera and deliver the most pathetically fucked-out look.

“ple-ease can i cum, mommy?” she whined, voice breaking with every thrust of your fingers, wet squelching in the background a sign of her neediness.

“let me hear you, baby,” you heard yourself coo through the screen, the video becoming shaky as you picked up your pace— before suddenly ending on accident right as ellie let out a strangled whimper.

you met it with one of your own, frustrated with being left on an unfinished high, the throbbing at your core impossible to ignore.

your thighs shifted against one another, wetness pooling in your underwear as you replayed ellie’s final sound in your head over and over again.

your trance was broken by the sound of a frustrated groan coming from behind ellie’s door.

“fuck, i got it this time, i got it, swear,” she cursed as the game’s recognizable ‘revive’ audio cue played.

she could just do this again next week, right?

without a second longer of thinking, you quickly screen-shotted a clear frame from the video, shooting it ellie’s way and sending a quick text to follow.

~~

ellie choked on her own spit as she clicked the blur away. cough- “fuck-“ wheeze- “shit-“ hack- “sorry, guys, j choked on my own saliva.”

what the fuck? what games were you trying to play?

you groaned, hearing the firing of guns continue on alongside ellie’s commentary.

sliding your panties aside, you spread your legs to display the mess between them, snapping a quick picture.

you shot back another text.

“just one more hit, one more one more one m- i- fuck,” you hear ellie stutter. “oh fuck, yep… and i’m dead, ‘kay, sorry guys just give me like 5 i’ll be back. gotta take care of something.”

you heard the slam of her headphones hitting the table and a screech of her chair sliding back against the hardwood floors.

the door swung open, the look in ellie’s eyes making your heart race with anticipation.

“hey els, good game?” you asked innocently from your position on the couch, legs crossed with your arm resting over the back.

“good game? yeah, great game actually,” she replies sarcastically, sauntering her way over to you. “you didn’t happen to need something, did you?” she asks, hopping onto the couch and quirking an eyebrow up.

“me? no…” you trail off as she leans in to brush a kiss across your lips.

“no?” she tucks your hair aside, before leaning in to whisper, “you mind spreading those pretty legs for me then, baby? i just want a look.”

“els,” you whine, attempting to catch her mouth in a kiss.

she avoids it, dipping down instead to rasp words against your racing pulse, “show me.”

you uncross your legs slowly, a damp patch darkening the very center of your shorts.

ellie grabs the leg closest to her, swiveling your body in one swift move to face her direction, placing that leg over the back of the couch as she runs her other hand up your opposing leg.

“fuck, els, i need you,” you say breathlessly, hips bucking into the air.

“let’s get these off,” she replies with a squeeze, tugging at your waistband. “wanna tell me what’s got you texting me like a slut in the middle of my stream? was it the video? my video?”

she dips her thumb into your leaking hole, swiping your arousal up in a messy circle over your aching clit.

“ah- shit! yes, fuck, y’sounded s-so pretty in it, els,” you moaned, nerves overly sensitive from the wait. “please,” you cried out, unsure of what exactly you were begging for, but you needed more.

“so fuckin’ needy,” ellie laughs under her breath, relishing in the loud groan that escapes your lips when she replaces her hand with her mouth, tongue flicking rhythmically against your swollen clit to draw out more of those pretty sounds.

“oh-oh, god, right there, so good- mmph,” you rock your hips up, hand scrambling to tug ellie’s mouth even closer to you, if possible.

mmhm she moans into your pussy, the vibrations making you jerk up as your legs clamp tightly around her head. ellie’s hands dash up immediately to shove them apart, pressing them wide open with an iron grip as she practically growls, “you asked for this. so fucking take it.”

two of her fingers slide easily into you with the next pull on your clit, and you’re arching up in a manner almost identical to ellie’s in the video, whining nonsensically.

“you’re dripping, baby,” ellie tuts, “just couldn’t wait for me, huh?”

she continues to pump her fingers deep into you, curling them on every outstroke to slide against the spot that makes you see stars.

“c’mon, cum all over my fingers,” she teases, whispering sweet praises between kitten licks to your sensitive clit.

with your head thrown back, you couldn’t help but moan her name like a fucking prayer as your walls started to tighten, legs trembling under her grasp as she worked you through your high.

“that’s it, soak my fucking fingers.”

~

iluvgirls_moms: THAT WAS 1000% A MOAN

elliesleftarm33: guys what the fuck is happening 😀 ellie babes, i think you forgot to mute.

ewilliamsismy_wife: did anyone else j hear ellie’s name. are the voices getting to me?

elliewsjizzfr6996: how to be ellie’s gf no glue no borax? 🥲🥲

1toesuckersslurper: NAH ITS BEEN WELL OVER 10 MIN IM OUTTA HERE

yeahhh… looks like ellie owes her subscribers a real big 10k special next week. and an apology.

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