#he’s so fucking ugly dude

[burrotello]

JUNKRATEGETSTEGEHENRKRJRNRRKRJ HRKRNRKRJRJRK

jamison ‘five gallon bucket of fried chicken’ fawkes

#art #artwork #my art #sketch #sketches #ow #overwatch #overwatch fanart #overwatch 2 #junkrat #junkrat ow #junkrat overwatch #jamison fawkes #he’s so fucking ugly dude #I hate him

[imminent-danger-came]

But you are, my love, the astronaut Flying in the face of science I will gladly stay an afterthought Just bring back some nice reminders Yes! You are, my love, the astronaut Crashing in the name of science Just my luck, they sent your upper half It's a very nice reminder

—Astronaut by Amanda Palmer

#*crying* and can you see the means without the ends #in the random frantic action that we take #the Wukong - MK - Macaque 3 way foil fucking kills me dude #whatever #why didn't he just stop. right here? he was already so much stronger than anyone ever needed to be #*ugly sobbing* #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk edit #lmk MK #lmk Macaque #lmk SWK #my edits #shadowpeach #yes the last one is about wukong's lack of freedom what of it #also I don't think I need to specify this but I hope no one thinks this is me shipping MK & Wukong lol #cause it's not #Really this is just part of my queer platonic shadowpeach agenda

[corkscrewrawks]

this fuckass roach brh

#THAT ONE BETA(?) MODEL OF HIM BTW #either way .ugly as hell #postal #postal 2 #postal dude #HATE HIM #hes so fucking ugly dearrr god #took away the pribt on his shirt .....cause hes fugly #postal 2 fanart #so damn ugly #roach dude #<-callig it that now .

[tubbytarchia]

feeling so self detested again because I drew a cat and now want to cry at how fast and comfortably and expressive I can draw animals versus human characters whom I really want to draw for traffic content but god fucking damn it it takes me 5 hours to draw one human sketch at best. I could whip out at least 5 dragons in that time this sucks. I just want to be good at this, I just want to be able to draw at anywhere near a decent pace that doesn't make me feel like I'm wasting all my free time achieving nothing

#blabber #the cat is Scott as a cat lol and he's pulling lots of expressions that I cannot convey in human art this sucks #I am unfortunately in need of constant validation and if I cant draw fast enough to have things to post then theres no validation #also things that people care about. As opposed to like. monster creatures that I'd draw otherwise #dragons and horses and cats and whatever the fuck emoting like people? Hell yeah dude easy #people emoting like people? No wtf I cant draw that they look ugly #And its so frustrating because Ive BEEN drawing humans for so long!! Moreso because of getting bullied for drawing animals as a kid #I feel like I'm never getting any further than this #can I ever be happy with what I draw

[ponybloodstain666]

little postal dude ragdoll :3 made with wichever socks i could find that matched his looks

#i wish the only sock i found for the hair wasnt so FUCKING red #postal dude #postal 2 #ugly creature #he will piss on you if you ignore him

[thesmpisonfire]

I'm still in bloodied chume labs. Btw.

#qsmp #pactw #JUST FUCK DUDE #fit was so gentle with him about it but pac never called him to clean it #even if they went on at least 2 dates by now #pac knows its ugly. pac knows its the darkest part of him #he doesn't want fit to see it. to acknowledge how fucked up he is #and when tubbo pressed him about it and pac kept deflecting and deflecting #when mike came back but didn't even seemed to notice #pac leaves the blood #its stained to the floorboards

[jeysuso]

#jimmy uso #wweedit #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #these men have no business a) having eyes like that or b) faces like that #fucking fine ass #ariel helwani a real one fr with these close-ups #he said let me feed the girls today with this interview #and jimmy's voice in this interview don't even get me started. don't. #dude showed up like batman for some fucking reason and i was like oh i knooooow trinity likes talking to this bitch on the phone #i just know she's ringing him first thing on a morning and late at night #iykyk #i had to get rid of the ugly green light on jimmy's face though #it was bothering me so much

[star-trek-smash-or-pass]

Tuvix

No propaganda submitted.

#star trek #voy #star trek voy #tuvix #polls #smash or pass #queued #(commentary incoming) #*deep sigh* #what the fuck dude #like i don't wanna shame you anon. but man. #sorry. i just. i can't. i cannot describe him in kind words. like as a person i'm neutral about him ig but he's so ugly #which is so weird because his actor is actually pretty good looking. they did you so dirty tom wright #i am so sorry for the awful image description also but fuck dude. tuvix is literally the least fuckable trek character i can think of #like i know i dunked on nagilum before but i'll take nagilum over tuvix any day. jesus fuck

[todayisafridaynight]

moral of the story rgg don’t like seeing their characters happy ESPEICALLY daigo (i can’t recall a single good thing that’s happened to him throughout the series since becoming chairman and even before chairmanship other than meeting mine which we all know how that ended)

daigos just tragedy after tragedy and its honestly really funny. daigos no good very bad week except its every week

#snap chats #literally the only good thing that happened to him was mine and then mine killed himself #daigo's .5 seconds of happiness after dissolving the tojo was cute too #every other moment in his life's just been sad as hell #having kiryu as his friend when he was a kid was a good thing for him .... and then daigo got kidnapped and then got yelled at💀 #he was also bein a lil fuck so i mean. idk he got to drink tea at a bar. and call a lady ugly #yeah there relaly was just. no good moment for dude ... #again the best thing that happened probably was the 3k plan just so he could shut down the tojo and try to move on with his life 💀

[cashweasel]

They make running away from the paparazzi look so sexy 🥴

( @sysba 🥰)

#ocs #can I interest you in some galen art in these trying times? jdkskdjfj #it kills me tw galael is smiling straight at the cameras and valen is hiding from her bad decisions loll 😭 #jk she likely wasn’t in the mood or just flicking her hair #she loves her bad decision very dearly she would never be embarrassed of him<3 #and they’re very good looking too! you won’t catch ugly galael ever they simply don’t exist #made me think of those memes where someone wld try to snap an ugly pic of a dude and he’s smoldering in every single one of them #😭 #I would argue that their 0.5 forehead pics on valen’s phone are also pretty #also tiktok girlies were so right about blonde highlights on red hair 10/10 she looks hot and slutty as fuck #anyways I love these clowns they mean a lot to me actually #been a while since I doodled them a finished drawing #have a bunch of wips tho I should finish them bc these blorbos always deserve more art and I miss em #galen #my art #they’re the IT couple fr #put them on a top 5 celebrities of the season article #<<<< now I wanna draw them naked with a fur coat on the cover of a magazine #… 🧍‍♂️please god I have work to do

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

ALEX YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY FUCKING LAWYER-

#the mandela catalogue #Mandela catalogue vol 4 #tmc vol 4 spoilers #SPOILERS IN THE TAGS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT #DAVE. DAVE GOT FUCKED OVER :(((((( #ALSO ADAM???? HE WAS NEVER A HUMAN TO BEGIN WITH????? THATS SO FUCKING COOL #THIS EPISODE IS SO FUCKING COOL DUDE #SIIIIIXXXXXXXX #HES AS UGLY AS EVER #I CALLED GABRIEL COMING BACK AND NOW THEY TALK #THE ALTS GOT VOICES LADS HOLY SHIT #HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[boxwinebaddie]

HES SO CUTE!!! i lowkey relate to him, but ill love him anyways tho!!! i wanna ask so bad abt what happened wirh him but idk if ull tell usss

assuming we are talking about the ex-cd guitarist, then...yes, ofc. i've been impatiently anticipating this day, haha. it's Very Important lore!

it's also EXTREMELY LONG. soz if it hurt your eyes...and heart, rip.

tldr; i wanted this message to be typed with a lot more flair/finesse, but my fingers are freezing from the rain and i am in...A Foul Mood. however, answering my asks, while often labor intensive bc of the detail i allocate in them, is a labor of love because i love, Love, LOVE sharing my stuff w/ you! and what's more? i live, laff, luv all of you. <3

so, w/o further ado, pls enjoy ur Nina Lore down in the crotch.

now...if we can rem(ember) what i wrote at the very ( rock ) bottom of an origin story ask that i answered like a bajillion years ago, i tried to make an Crucial distinction abt the identity of ex-cd guitarist ( scott malkinson ), who during side a of rm!part three ( aka the part of the flashbacks that feature our favorite messy band boys pre-cd, being broke boys and doing drunk degen things together ), we learned was god's sweet angel, a bespeckled, glasses-wearing, awkward nerd boy king. as well as the only og non-musician of the c.d. boys who stan, ofc, taught how to play guitar, so he could b in their silly band.

which BLEW UP one day after they were scouted by...Tenorman Records...v interesting name, yeah? ;) and were hot boy franksteined into the og lineup of crimson dawn...where sweet scott became...

Evil Thot Foulkinson :/.

which i blame COMPLETELY on the boys having to be made over and made into whatever little overblown rockstar caricatures management and specifically their Manager wanted them in.

i would say kenny was the least doctored or altered by management because they already had that bde, punk rock star quality about them, tbh, the only thing the label really did was put the skeleton mask muzzle on ken and shove our fave secretly immortal bassist to alll the way to the back, bc while they def had the innate charisma and celebrity influence to carry cd, kenny was unpredictable and a liability, stan also had The Voice & was a lot easier to manipulate. </3

after them, jimmy was probably the second least altered by tenorman records because jimbabwe was mostly just meant to fill a disability quota with the cerebral palsy and everything, he's mainly in the back with his hard asf emo-boy drum kit, but he's more Prop than person.

okay, oddly enough, rae is actually NOT the most made over member in cd because he was already our emo boy halloween king and Super stoked to be a rock star. like the person taking care of ravenstan ( and kenny sometimes ) was seriously worried about even sending the boys off to LA to Pursue Their Passion bc, lbr, it was...pretty dangerous given ~stan's little situation~ ( aka literally faking his identity and bEING IN HIDING AFTER COMITTING ARSON AND ACCIDENTALLY MURDERING SHELLEY ) plus...it's just hard to make it big in some unforgiving city as musicians. Period.

but they...did it!

but at what cost? bc...

i will say however, that stan was definitely...coerced into doing The Raven Thing because it directly conflicts with his gentler, more soft-spoken personality, my man has literally no rhythm...like, at all...and stan actually does get pretty bad stage fright, so being the guy up front was pretty nerve wracking just bc he's not really built like that.

but you know!!! he was excited!!! being a rock star, being famous and the glitz, the glamor and grandeur of everything!!! it's all very shiny. but all that glitters is not gold my friends...and heavy ( metal ) is the head that wears the the light up kraken kitty gamer headset, lmao.

moving on to lovely...lovely scotty, who, sigh, definitely had the most Drastic and seemingly fantastic transformation. because wearing gpa glasses, thrift store sweaters, old navy jeans and reciting multi-syllable medical terminology doesn't exactly scream Sexy.

quite frankly, it practically whispers, which is great when you're in the Library...but that doesn't really rock and roll with the punk rock image cd was supposed to curate so...they made scott...

into Thot.

( bOOOOO!!!! )

appearance wise, they retired the grandpa glasses and gave scott contacts, they styled his hair and kept it short ( rip the middle part ), changed his WHOLE wardrobe ( but instead of them being like raven you can't keep wearing cringey, sriracha stained anime tee-shirts, the big baggy pants and being a nasty, disgusting, boy. you, have to be HOT, lmao, they told scott something similar but it was more along the lines of scott, you can't look like a librarian, you have to look like you shred electric guitar in the biggest punk rock band in the world ) so sweaters were sleeveless shirts, his lowly sensible slacks became designer, they put ice on his wrists and made him

...Cool.

which would be less important if he were in the back like ken and jimjam, but as the lead guitarist of cd, he had to be in the front next to Raven, which meant he had to be almost as cool as raven...

almost.

because ravenstan was the front man of crimson dawn...

and scott was just the guy to his right.

which is where everything went wrong.

because raven was a personality that, like the little pants, came on when they curtain came up, but immediately came off/were replaced with a pair of giant hole-y sweatpants once he was backstage and nursing himself back to health w/ several strong shots of whiskey.

now, scott too was asked to put on a show, play up his hotshot, rockstar persona for the cameras...but long after the show was over...that mask never came off. stan rushed off stage and ripped that fishnet shirt off his body like it was made of barbed wire, but conversely, scott dreaded going from hero to zero...so he just didn't.

fame & fortune devoured our dear boy and just like that...

scott became thot.

permanently.

but before i get into this next part, i just want to say that i am a scott apologist; i understand why he did the things he did and was the way he was. again, being a celebrity is to be changed. and damaged. the weight of the world is ten times as heavy as a hundred of his pre-med textbooks. which he tossed in the TRASH, btw!!!

Dr. Scott Dropped Out Of Medical School!!!! :'(

he stopped perusing his dream to become a nightmare...smh. but i digress, scott spent his life shoved into lockers, made fun of, kept small. people were calling him names and now they were calling his name. nay, thousands upon thousands Screaming his name!!! they loved him, they worshipped him. and to someone who had never once been popular before. the feeling was as amazing...

as it was addictive.

because, again, their sweet scott was absorbed by thot...

and Thot Malkinson was a Diva. a messy manwhoring menace. a punk rock primadonna. he ordered all the makeup people around, fought for the spotlight, acted a fool & started drama Everywhere. he was obsessed with his image, and i mean Obsessed. he actually...sigh.

Went Back Into The Closet And Pretended To Be STRAIGHT to avoid backlash. he dated tons of girls, lots of celebrities, mostly to spite jimmy which was...a mess. ( i will talk about them in another post this post is so fucking long ) but he was generally being a massive d-bag with an even massiver ( ? ) ego.

tldr; the boys were getting Fed Up.

because more than just blowing them off to do photoshoots and interviews without them/talk heeellla smack, he was acting like he was better than them. he made a lot of jokes about leaving the band which...weren't funny. and being at rae's right side was starting to rlly fuck w/ scott and made him feel inferior. bc he wanted to be the star.

he wanted to be the front man.

& he thought that stan was being super ungrateful for not taking his role as the face of the band seriously wHEN HE NEVER WANTED TO BE THE FACE OF THE BAND!!! HE WAS FORCED TO DO IT!!! AAAA!

but anyways, scott was super jealous of stan's success and started to seriously resent him. he was making these really snide comments under his breath, tripping stan on stage with the amp cords n shit, playing Super Loud over his voice. like??? HELLO??? he literally pierced his nose Days after stan pierced his??? the petty olympics!

and it's even worse if you consider that stan and scott were TIGHT once upon a time. like stan was the person who'd initially showed scott the most kindness ( even more so them jimmy i think, who was put off by scott’s uptightness ) bc rae’s a weird awkward king who, ok, does fit in bc he's pretty but then just Sticks Out back out bc he is literally the world's biggest boyfail bi disaster who openly rebels against tradition.

so he gets the Struggle! he really does...as a result, stan took scott under his wing & spent a lot of time with him because ravenstan taught scott how to play guitar and was probably the most patient of the boys. kenny's very abrasive, jimmy fucks around too much, but stan is just very sweet & nuturing, he won't get mad at you. my bb.

stan AND scott were actually my awkward, soft boy babies before the fuckboyification of scott into thot, they also had a really special bond because scott was the only one of the other og three crimson boys...

who could speak spanish. <3

that was very nostalgic and comforting to stan because after the fire...speaking spanish kind of died with shelley, so stan had no one he could regularly correspond with in spanish...

( ok, obviously, when stan was working with his waitering jobs pre!cd he had some homies/coworkers he could speak spanish to, but, tbh, it wasn't super frequent and was more for utility helpful bilingual boy communication purposes -- in rm!flashbacks!p3 there is a very important waiter adjacent job stan worked that i was gonna talk abt in a diff chapter, but, what the hell? i love spoiler heaven. u can ask. )

...but he had scott...with whom he regularly Shot The Shit.

like, oh my gooooood, when i tell you stan and scott were being chismosos 25/8, smh, jimmy and kenny were ready to fight. this was cute, ofc, but the cutest part was that...scott had a crush on a boy.

who he needed to talk to someone about.

but kenny and scott were never really close. being immortal and basically an eldritch god means that he's definitely been around the block, met some very colorful characters and as a result, is a very good judge of it.

and scott, of course, is a good person.

stan actually calls scotty "the best of them" in rm8 and was well loved and treasured by all of the crimson boys -- but kenny had always gotten a...weird feeling about scott in the back of his mind. like something about him was off...like he might betray them.

but because of that personal dissonance scott wasn't super comfortable confideing in kenny, he couldn't very well talk to jimmy about his crush...ON JIMMY, so that left stan who was paitent and kind, whose ear, while intimidatingly pierced and decked out with pentagrams and things, was a very kind ear, indeed.

stan was very receptive and receptive of that sensitive information ( as a sensitive boy ) and regularly corresponded with scott about it in ~stannish- bc they couldn’t very well let the other guys hear it, right? so they’d chat away, giggling behind their hands, scott whispering scandalous goss in stan’s ear ft. the ravenstan signature santa puta madre de guadalupe & the corresponding no me digaaa sancho!

i also think stan called scott sancho por las risas.

the boys also used to call stan Stanteria because they put sublime on the bro haus playlist for when they’re kicking back on friday nights after scotts done with class/working in the OR and whenever it comes on, it’s freaking modelo time, aka time to crack a cold one with the boys, who clinking beers with their fingers covered in cheesy poof dust and fkn lime and chamoy cross faded af shouting i dON’T PRACTICE ~STANTERIA~; I AINT GOT NO CRYSTAL BAAALL!! WELL I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS BUT I’D!! I'D SPEND IT ALLL!”

pls note that they literally cannot play that song anymore bc it reminds them too much of scott :’( i am so sad...hope i die!!!

anyways, an important part of these discussions, or rather, discrushions is that stan…was never told the identity of the boy scott had a crush on. i’m laffing but they def did that thing you do in elem/middle school when you have a crush on someone and you give them a silly code name so no one knows who you’re talking abt ( i am not sure what the code name for jimmy was but i’m sure it has v shit takin school boy chismoso energies smh, but never said his name.

THIIIIIIIS IT VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!

because this info directly ties into a massive plot drop aka...

scott malkinson's 21st birthday. 12/11. better known as cd's last concert featuring scott as their guitarist.

Ever.

-uncle nina, WHO LITERALLY WROTE UP THE SCENE BUT IT GOT DELETED IDK HOW I WANTED TO SCREAM BUT JUST ASK ME ABOUT IT AND I'LL WRITE IT LATER I'M SO MAD!!! IT'S JUICY!!!!

#anyways hell is a place #sorry i havent been posting i was working on this ask #which is written hideously i hate it #i will fix it maybe i'm so sorry i'm so tired this is UGLY #LIKE JEALOUSY BABY!!!! #oh my god a mess #i am a scott apologist but he was ACTING UP #he was not being a team player he was being a HATER #a beneDICK arnold dude!!! #not scott going back in the closet i hate my life #ALSO SCOTT AND STAN WERE SO CUTE #we are a stanteria and sancho nation baby #i cannot believe this happened to me #my boys all fighting #BUT ALSO!!! ME LOSING THAT SCENE FOR MY POST #i'm so fucking mad i am depressed but that post was too long anyways ig #so idk just process this and then i'll give u that #again this is ugly and bad sorry #i'm legit mad this ask is so hideous bc it took me so long just to be the worst worded thing ever UUUUUGH #buti hope the info thrills you #i tried to be fun #WHO THE FUCK JUST UNFOLLOWED ME FOR POSTING THIS LIKE YOU ARE SUCH A HATER SKATER #me: posting weird au content #also me: how dare the nice people who followed me out of courtesy unfollow me for my weird niche content that has #nothing to do with their interests at all or reg style

[samapitongzabala]

Hi bitch ive been busy. I forgot to share a sad beats so there and is link thats not bandcamp: https://push.fm/fl/0OKVK8cK and then a link that is bandcamp: https://samzabala.bandcamp.com/track/sarong-banggi my shit aside from sad beats and its just nerdy coding shit: https://samzabala.space/projects/piano/ https://samzabala.space/projects/ghoststoriesdubipsum/ I got interviewed too: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-sam-zabala/ i love you 🙂

#muh song #opm #bicol #ive also been binge rewatching naruto from the og series and shippuden to boruto and i may have lost my mind #ive full circled and kakashi is my husband once again #one of the founding daddies of my girlhood awakening #dear god #gaara is my son u guys #i forgot #how slutty i was for this anime good grief #and i watched neji die again so that was not a good time #i miss kuya neji #sasuke is actually an ugly little child waow payt me #it ok my dude all kids are ugly anyway #how the fuck u let ur boogers dangle your nose like that all day nauseating #also after rewatching sai is not so bad hes top tier now for mee #im gonna shove it up my ass but only partial of tha naruto's ipad kid era part #i hate boruto so much im going to see it through #ok goodnye again #wait i need to pee #Spotify #why is tumblr's ui even shittier now #stop shitting bitch

[spaciebabie]

Spacie I found yo man in a garage sell

HIS EYES ARE BULGING OUT OF HIS SOCKETS

#DUDE HOLY SHIT #THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING FALL OUT OF HIS HEAD #HE LOOKS SO FUCKING UGLY 😭😭😭 (he is this is canon) #spacie splains #GOOD LIRD HE GON CRUMBLE TA DUST

[mushtoons]

little tongue update finally got a smaller bar!! YIPPIEE!!!! and learned a majority of our pain was coming from the bar we had in our mouth, apparently our mouth is really tiny and so is our tongue so it made the bar extra uncomfortable

#sadly tho dude didn't let us pick which new bar we got cuz he was a low-key ass #so no fun stims cuz the bar it snug against our tongue 💔 #ita not even pretty its an ugly redish pink #BUT WE CAN FUCKING TALK FINALLY!!!!! #OH SWEET WORDS HOW WE MISSED U #wood wide web

[july-19th-club]

also it's so fun that he decides not to be a monk anymore by basically going 'well GOD made me an insane and swashbuckling loverman and who am i to argue with the divine' in a scene that is equal parts romantic comedy and 'emilio sees the door and knows his purpose'. like well i WOULD have a really deep conversion but .. sadly .. im too fun and sexy anyway let's go back to paris and i'll see if the queen still wants me to get in her pannier

#oh . hang on . the emilio in my head . thinking about him again #oh he would be so great at surviving the horrors................i have half the show cast in my mind already #cousin greg plays jimmy simply because he's six foot seven . there's no other reason for it frankly #willem dafoe plays THEE yarborough of Ugly Gay Cowboy Priest fame #mr cabrera. The Emilio (he has the range to go from this to it was my pain it was my love. i know it) #this isnt even a musketeers post anymore its a lets cast the sparrow post . WHO! would you cast as anne #thats very important to me is who to cast as anne edwards . like who could fill the carrie fisher shaped gap there #the musketeers #and uh #the sparrow #I GUESS #q #fuck dude . thoguht id finish an old favorite show again before it went off a platform and now im knee deep in special interest