#her her her her her

[patroclusdefencesquad]

(wife) yennefer of vengerberg + textposts

#her her her her her #the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #incorrect witcher quotes

[huggingtentacles]

I hate coopers with all of my being so now I'm going to utilise my masochistic desires and make myself a perfect punching bag for Malenia my beloved. I will let her hit me for as long as possible and the host can do nothing about it aside from somehow managing to kick me out of their world mid-fight.

I will become Malenia's masochistic little slut and she will heal off my fragile little body to her heart's content and kill all of these idiots who dared to challange her in this horribly unfair way! I'm going to walk into someone's world and even out the odds, it's a 2v2 now baby! You are now fighting Malenia, blade of Miquella and her horny little slut she uses as a punching bag 💕💕

Oh I want her to hit me, I want her to hit me so bad, I want her to stab me and slap me and stomp on my neck, I want her to shove my face into that puddle in the middle of her arena, I just want her to absolutely destroy me in front of my coopers who entrusted their lives into my hands only for me to hand them over to Malenia my beloved just so I could get punished more 💕💕

#elden ring #shitpost #hornyposting #VERY hornyposting #huggingtentacles being a masochist #huggingtentacles is going insane again #huggingtentacles corruption arc #stab me malenia #stab me stab me stab me stab me #💕💘💗💕💘💕💕💘💘💕💓💕💖💕💓💕💘💕💗💕💘💕💓💕💖💖💕💞💕💖💕💘💕💗💕💗💕💘💕✨💘💕💗💗💘💘💖💞💘💖💘 #her her her her her #my head is full of her #i just want her to punish my masochistic ass 💘💕💘💕💖 #i'm having heart eyes #literally this: 😍😍 #malenia goddess of rot #malenia my beloved #malenia blade of miquella

[ceruleancattail]

LADY. LADY I- LADY???? URM HELLO MS HELLO I I I I I-

#the mage’s hat 🎩 #hell’s paradise #girl starts talking and I’m listening #she she she she she she she #I #I i i i i #the way she talks #oh my gods #the #her hair #her face #her posture #her her her her her #I i i #the pinned up hair #the the #the casual wave #I- ms #please one chance oh my gods #I DONT HAVE A TYPE I DONT HAVE A TYPE BYE

[fandoms-spamdom]

Fear me whores

#HER HER HER HER HER

[kiwichaeng]

No you don't get it I am the biggest mess ever watching Me and the sky I WAS SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW SHE'S SO DSUHHUIKDFUIHDF

#you guys my gay self can't handle this #SHE'S TWICE MY AGE SOMEONE HELP ME #evie's random shit #HER HER HER HER HER #come from away

[princeshilo]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste #frog rambles #idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny

[sermna]

Experienced several previously undiscovered emotions today because my (conservative) mom said being gay is a choice because SHE likes women too but she simply chooses not to acknowledge it

#who's gonna tell her

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[shobiolovechild]

there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman

And, guys...

i think ryoko kui really loves woman.

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #ryoko kui #look all these body types #and they all beautifull #gotta love her for that

[luminarai]

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

#cecil blogs her life

[greykolla-art]

Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

#grey art #fan art #hazbin hotel comic #Hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #alastor #the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #fan comic #I hope Charlie and Alastor go on more walks together in season 2 #Charlie is so sweet and hopeful I love her #and Al is a gremlin

[temporalteardrop]

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head #me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck #rose's incessant yearnings #rose's gay little job #rose's ramblings

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

#queerplatonic #alterous attraction #asexual #if you find this and youre her no you didnt #aromantic #queerplatonic relationship #acearo #qpp #qpr #lgbtqia #love #transmasc #alterous yearning #alterous relationship #fuck you mum i love my girlfriend and youll have no part in it #fuck you mum #transgender

[shoezuki]

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

#saw it on BORU and the rest of it is the brother stole a womans leg n wanted to be a 'hero' n return it to her

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

#wrenfea.article #theres a video in the article #her name is gaia and shes 8 months #shes part of the AZA breeding program #i now have a reason to visit utah #leetle baby gorl #black footed cat #conservation news #conservation #zoos #animals #also the highest successful kill percentage for big cats is like. 25% #so 60% is fucking crazy

[mqqqteor]

> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor

> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec

> go to the bathroom, come back

> curry powder is suspiciously less

> cat is suspiciously yellow

#loki my darling loki . shes such a smart cat but she has her moments #her entire ass was yellow #mqqq.txt