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messiergalaxy31 · 2 months
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falsesymmetry. you agree
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pomodoko · 2 months
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"You won! You won! You won!" "I won!!"
Their friendship singlehandedly got me out of my funk and back to drawing Hermits again.
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noctude · 4 months
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this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy
now on youtube!
[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]
Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)
Then Grian got up to his usual tricks 
The name of the game is kill or be killed
No swords no bows no PVP skills
First Rendog found his inner fish
But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish
Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace
But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face
Then Ren came back with a sinister vice
Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice
Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime
‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time
Stress set a trap at the shopping district
And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit
Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed
So he got a skeleton to finish the job
This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny
Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny
Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall
But the store detonated and it killed them all
Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day 
And when he made it back home he got blown away
Then False broke a block and before she could speak
A giant underground explosion sent her into next week 
Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour
But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor
And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave
Then without another word went back into his caves
Tango’s game was a race against the clock
And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block  
Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold 
But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold
And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet
He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat 
This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny
It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Hermitcraft showdown….
In another dimension
With danger abound
Mumbo threw his ender-pearl
But missed solid ground
And Doc had played smart
But Grian played mean
He was dead on arrival,
The trap unforeseen
Then one player remained,
One Dragon Head left-
For the ride of his life, 
Iskall auctioned his death
He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o
And every other member of the Dragon Bros:
FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO
And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio 
Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan, 
Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman
TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV
Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee
So Grian and Impulse forged a team
And together they built a death machine
With a narrative arc from beginning to end
And a wild surprise around every bend
When the show and the ride were finally done
Our champion knew that his course had run
All that remains from the end of this fight 
Is a piece of bloodstained diorite 
This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny
Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Hermitcraft showdown
(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)
This is the Hermitcraft showdown  
(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)
This is the Hermitcraft showdown 
(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)
Of Hermitcraft destiny
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morickkk · 2 months
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/hermitcraft spoilers!!!
Congrats false symmetry :)))
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lifesmpliar · 2 months
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OBLITERATE!
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seawitchkaraoke · 2 months
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Where's that post about False being the type to cry and sob while winning a fight easily and bdubs being the type to be yelling "I am the king of the world I am the best!" while getting his ass beat?
Bc it feels very relevant to how demise ended
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soni-darkness · 2 months
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I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing about from Grians video! I had already watched Smallish Beans episode but this angle is pure laughing gold!
Just Keralis flying across the sky, probably so confused on what just happened! Lol
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in-the-multiverse · 2 months
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Demise was really fun <3 [warning for loud sounds]
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viky-somebody · 2 months
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congrats false on winning DemIIse!
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dead-sp1der · 2 months
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I like how Joel calls his attempts on xB's life embarrassing
Because it stayed embarrassing even when he actually managed to kill him
It took 74 tnt minecarts; he had to take out half of xB's mountain just to take xB out
You had to drop a nuke to kill 1 guy man, that is still embarrassing
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call-of-the-ocean · 2 months
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waking up after being demised
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ivys-garden · 3 months
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OK, so we all know animatics for demise are coming when its all over right?
Now, I k ow a lot of people will want to go for more dramatic music to set the animatic to,but...........
Ren died organising a chest. Gem and Pearl (?) were fished to death. Scar fell for a trap he'd already seen. Impulse Dug straight down. Cleo mined the block they were standing on.
So i think the Stupid Deaths theme from Horrible Histories is more fitting.
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pomodoko · 2 months
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Just found out there are actual people coming onto False's lastest video and making absolutely horrendous comments because she won Demise. Please just straight up say that you guys were too biased for your blorbos to win and cannot take the idea that a female creator who's not in the Life series took attention away from your little guys 🙄
False won fair and square, and she won the exact same way that Iskall won in in HC6 Demise: with the help of a friend. Grian rigged a trap to kill DocM77 because Iskall was his ally. Ren trapped BDubs and killed him because False was his ally. She was careful and paranoid in equal amounts as Bdubs and xB until the very end. Bdubs was literally bribing other Reapers they wouldn't kill him, and xB was keeping a keen eye on everything going on in his base. None of them logged out inside their own bases, and I'm sure none of them used the same bed twice.
If you're one of those people who went to False and Ren to complain about their videos being "scripted" and they're "cheating", or that False was being mean and bullying Ren, you shouldn't be watching Hermitcraft. Because for all the focus on "friendship" that you have on them, you sure as hell don't give the Hermits equal amounts of respect. These people have been friends with each other for years. You cannot make assumptions just because they were messing around on edited videos.
Everyone else, please go check False and Ren's latest videos and give them plenty support and good faithed comments! It sucks that they had to deal with awful people even though everyone was having fun and playing fair.
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“false didn't deserve to win demise” erm... okay? anyway if you think you can stop the symmetry that's false g team is calling for help but im ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that falsie's on a killing spree try to stop my pup and perish painfully! Im the queen of heads hearts and body parts your diamond armour can't compare to my martial arts i'll send a poison dart to make your breathe your final breath g teams name will be the only thing left hermit gang hemit gang hermit gang hermit gang hermit g
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silverskye13 · 2 months
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Liar.
Welsknight you coward give me Reaper Helsknight. He would be fun okay.
Alternative version under the cut because I like both of them.
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mudblockz · 2 months
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they are such little creatures
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