#hes a lover not a fighter?

[vault81]

I feel bad for Stephen, hes assaulting Arc Jet with Danse and all he has is a hunting rifle and basic leather armour

#fallout #fallout 4 #oc; stephen #man has been out of cryo for half a week at this point #he is not equipped for this #he barely knows how to use a hunting rifle as well #or any weapon tbh #whats that saying? #hes a lover not a fighter? #he'll get better with weapons further into the game #preston or danse will sit him down one day and train him how to use them #so until then im restricting stephen to basic ass weapons #going really roleplay heavy this run ig lol

[brewed-pangolin]

Imagine what a menace Soap would be with these

Challenged Territory

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish x Fem Reader

18+ MDNI Explicit Smut, P in V, Soap getting all territorial over silly bruises, cue the Scottish bear

Synopsis: You play a round of rapid fire which ends with a quick session. But those bruises forming ignite the primal side of Soap and he takes it upon himself to mark you as his own

Okay. Call me crazy but I'm for damn sure Soap MacTavish puts play dates down on the calendar.

Just like date nights, movie nights, and camping weekends. Play dates are a must to keep the relationship fresh and full of vigor, especially when he's gone for extended periods of time.

And these little blasters are right up his alley.

But he'd want a fair fight, so expect to be taken to the range a few times to perfect that aim and steady your hand.

Once he's satisfied with your skill level, all hell breaks lose and he ain't holding back.

Your only indication that he's put the game into play will be your blaster on your bedside table. With him already staking out his perfect sniping position as you mentally prepare for the fire fight about to ensue.

And it always ends the same way. Both naked, breathless, and entangled on the living room floor as you tally up who got the most shots to the ass.

And those circular bruises growing on your flesh are nothing compared to the reddened handprint plastered on your left butt cheek.

--

"You can't count-, those slaps-, as hits, Soap," you muttered. A groggy whimper echoing off your tongue.

"Haud yer wheesht, lass. Beat ya by a solid 20. Easily"

"Pfft. 20's pushing it, trigger man."

"Doubt it. Cannae miss hittin' tha sweet ass a'yers."

You shoved your elbow into the center of his chest with a boisterous laugh, forcing a rumbling groan from his throat as he turned you onto your back and caged you beneath his muscular and gel tattered form.

"Ya wanna go 'nother round?" He asked with an excited growl. Eyes brimming in cerulean conquest as a curling smile formed on his kiss ravaged lips.

"Why? You clearly already beat me."

"Wasn't talkin' bout the game, bonnie," he purred lowly. His Scottish brogue thick as molasses as he pressed the bulbous tip of his cock against your wet and silken entrance.

"Feelin' a bit outdone by yer bruises. Need ta add some a'me own. Gotta-," he halted with a groan. Voice catching in his throat as he pushed between your folds and gradually pumped his hardened length into the welcoming walls of your cunt.

You rolled your eyes with a muffled moan, arching your back off the floor to assist in his entry as he glacially thrusted himself until fully seated.

"Johnny," you whimpered. Mouth open with a silent moan as your greedy walls clenched around him.

"I know, bonnie. Yer always so fuckin' tight fer me, aren't ya?" He growled as he encapsulated his mouth over your lips.

Devouring your moans before pulling away. Grabbing tightly at the flesh of your hips as he flared his chest and moved to sit on his haunches.

"Gonnae fuckin' wreck ya, lass."

The bellow that echoed in his brogue sent a spiraling shiver down your spine. Causing you to pulse around him as he hoisted your legs up and rest over his shoulders.

Clawing your nails along the floor for purchase as he pistoned his hips against your ass in a primal and aggressive thrust.

"Johnny!" You wailed, followed by a breathless gasp. Chest heaving, breasts bouncing as your body undulated with the waves of inertia from his forceful drives.

"Tha's it. Gonnae mark ya. Make ya mine. Make ya scream fer me."

Your body went into overdrive as he continually pistoned his cock into your aching cunt. Mind going nearly blank except for one thought that rolled around behind your eyes.

Soap saw those circular marks as a challenge, even if they were done so by his own hand. His need to mark you, claim you as his own pushed him into his primal state as he gripped with measured force into the supple flesh of your thighs.

And you loved it. The growls emanating from the caverns of his chest. The crazed yet loving glare in his eyes as he marked his territory with every throbbing plunge of his cock.

You'd carry those bruises with pride the next morning as you gazed at your figure in the mirror. The only change you'd make is the location. The bruises you loved. The rug burn, not so much.

Drabbles Masterlist

@deadbranch @sofasoap @punishmepunisher @d3athtr4psworld @glitterypirateduck @astraluminaaa @shotmrmiller @jynxmirage @obligatoryghoststare @mykneeshurt @simpingoverquestionablemen @thetrashpossum @ghosts-goldendoodle @designateddeadend @foxface013 @queen-ilmaree @haurasha @havoc973 @luismickydees @kkaaaagt

#cw subtle firearms mention #challenged territory #super soap sunday #soap squad™️ #he's a lover and a fighter #accidental smut #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap smut #cod soap smut #soap x you #soap x fem reader #johnny mactavish x you #johnny mactavish x fem reader #cod soap fanfic #cod fanfic #call of duty #cod

[itspileofgoodthings]

always thinking about when I was talking to a friend about IX about Ben’s death and she said “there was a whole lifetime in his smile” and I just. think about that forever.

#reylo #i know that like. nobody cares. and all the reylos have left/unfollowed in the way of scattering fandoms and I’m still at the restaurant #sitting in the corner I haunt #but reylo will always be that to me #anyway there WAS a whole lifetime in his smile 😭😭😭😭 #the thing about Ben and Rey is that they were simply and ultimately so quiet and so private #like. just the two of them in all the world #and for them to be stuck in the hugest of franchises in the most controversial of sequels in the most disappointing of final installments #just makes me love them more. #I’m a fighter. I’m a lover AND a fighter #anyway it’s just. I know #he just. it’s all there on his face. Breaking through the mask of his suffering and his dysfunction and all of his choices #just shining out for one perfect moment before he slipped away

[big-moon-little-moon]

I would really love to see Liam in the next 4-sided dive episode because 1. it's been a while (🎶) and 2. he's been giving us some real good dorym bits after orym has been focusing on *bigger* stuff and didn't talk about (didn't let himself think about?) dorian for quite some time. First orym's confession during the honesty trial and now they realize sending is working and his first thought is "I can call Dorian". Not "we could contact the tempest", not "we can get more people here and prepare a full mission" - no, he will get to those but right now he can call dorian, he can maybe hear back from him he could tell him- he can call dorian. So he does! He tells him to find the Tempest and if he does they could all see him again and then that freaking pause in the last sentence. The emotional damage of that pause, i swear to gods. "If I don't get the chance again..." he could tell him. He wants to tell him. Is it fair to tell him through the stone? Should he feel like this? Sometimes he thinks that's okay and sometimes he thinks it isn't. "...I've really missed you."

And why didn't he answer?

Soldier orym has been in the driving seat at least since bor'dor but the blue bard is still on this halfling's mind and when he is - watch just how fast romantic orym can take over.

#he would rather be a lover than a fighter #but all his life he's been fighting #oh and the implications of that “if i dont get the chance again” after taking nana's deal #the angst... THE ANGSTTTT #bells hells #cr campaign 3 #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #cr orym #orym of the air ashari #cr dorian #dorian storm #dorym #c3e86

[kankuroplease]

Tenko's child was born before Madara's (Riki) child or after, in fact it is a girl or a boy. or both !? Or you don't know 😅

Tenko and Wakaba would have a very pretty son named Toshiie. I haven’t decided if he’d be older or younger than Riki, yet

BUT I do know if Tenko had the first born grandchild and it was a boy, the pressure would worsen for everyone else to have a son too 💀

#ask #my art #kpz naruto founder au #kpz firestorm 🔥 #knfau 🖼️ #he’s a lover not a fighter #let him write of beauty and sorrow in peace 😩

[starscelly]

robo getting rowdy (shoving one man)

dal@sea 5.9.23 | round 2

#and then immediately cowering #okay he was born to be a LOVER not a FIGHTER #he remembered he was large. and then also remembered his ass cannot fight a second later #sobbin dfjkdsjkfs #dallas stars #jason robertson #stars lb #cel gifs #scp23

[bylertruther]

personally i think it's really sweet that there are a handful of moments across the show's lifespan where whenever Something Scary happens, mike's instinct is always to reach out to those near him. when max scares the party on halloween night, mike reaches his hands out for dustin and lucas's packs. when dart starts moving in his enclosure, he motions for will to move back and proceeds to protect him the entire rest of the time. when lucas gets billy off of him and starts moving back, mike immediately puts an arm around his shoulders and reels him in. when the mind flayer flesh monster breaks into the cabin, there's a split second moment when mike's arm is reaching back to will. when the lenora house gets shot up, we get to see mike hold will back twice, too. i just think it's such a sweet trait of his—he really is a protector, a knight in shining armor through and through. not just a paladin in some fantasy game, but in real life, too. :')

#I LOVE HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (MY TELEPATHY THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM) #he could pull the sword from the stone he Is the heart he is a fighter BECAUSE he's a lover he would do anything for his friends i love him #mike #mine

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back...

Vincent Price - Red Skelton Hour; Cauliflower Goes to Hollywood (1959)

#vincent price #red skelton #the red skelton hour #tv show #skit #ill be your lover... #and i wont be a fighter #just sayin #please destroy me vinny #pleaseee #God hes sexy as fuck #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gif made by me #bicon #bisexual

[lemonsweet]

@weloveyousomuch waiting on his crush's porch

#hes a lover not a fighter geddit #bugs #my art

[dnangelic]

number one fear is that mutuals underestimate daisuke and have him move normally in their minds because he's so brilliantly loser-normie coded that they forget he is a phantom thief. listen to me. he is The phantom thief. he doesn't need to turn into dark to do anything, there's no difference in their skill levels anymore, it just comes down to appearance. obviously he's no all powerful entity of any kind either, but when i say daisuke's fast i don't mean he's just quick, i mean he's literally at least 3-5x faster than the average person. canonically he can both somehow see and properly recognize someone from like 200 ft away, or stick a landing on the slanted tiles of a roof from an upside-down position like a Cat, or climb an enormous ferris wheel with his bare hands or land from ~100 vertical feet safely and still keep running.

he's been trained to dodge knives, bullets, and All this Bullshit alongside being capable of opening up locks or freeing himself from any kind of bindings within at most 5 seconds.

daisuke is very very weird like, Physically. it's actually one of the things he struggles the most to hide because so many of his physical mannerisms are habitual. anyone who's actually in the criminal side of things, and who's clever or well-experienced, would and SHOULD be able to recognize the quick and dexterous way daisuke can work his hands immediately as those belonging to an incredible thief.

#*･ﾟ⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT. #ill give ppl a lot of leeway on things but not on this JFKDSKJJKSKJGKJ DO NOT DO MY BOY'S CAPABILITIES DIRTY!!!! #reference. #is this my big 'hey look what dai can do' post maybe. it might as well be #i never made one before i just posted random stuff. #ANYWAYS. BELIEVE ME DAI CAN KEEP UP WITH SHONEN MUSES. HE CAN. HE JUST CHOOSES NOT TO. #BC HE'S A LOVER. SHOUJO. NOT A FIGHTER.

[art-killed-the-superstar]

you'd think i'd know my way by now, (but i'm lost, and) now i can't be found

#the last ronin 2 #the last ronin 2 re evolution #tmnt odyn #odyn tmnt #odyn jones #odyn hamato #tlr2 spoilers #tlr2 #ive felt really emotional about the way he just stands there scared to participate in the battle. my boy is a lover not a fighter.

[waiting-to-be-lost-at-sea]

I think about Liam & Theo both having weird quirks about themselves, that Puppy pack is used to and McCall & Hale pack are just like just discovering that the two have no clue how couples are supposed to act.

Like Liam and Theo get into more fist fights than they do make out sessions. Scott walks in on Liam straddling Theo and both of them bleeding. And tries to have an awkward safe sex talk with limits.

Only got Theo & Liam to admit that, they let out their frustrations on eachother because it’s there way of working on their aggression.

Queue BOTH McCall & Hale pack coming together to give them both an intervention. Only got Mason, Gwen, Nolan & Alec to explain that the two’s version of foreplay/affection is hitting eachother and than patching one another up.

Scott: What do you mean this is their brand of affection?!

Mason: Theo grew up in the sewers with Dread doctors as guardians.

Stiles: So what’s Liam’s excuse?

Hayden: Well I may have punched him and kissed him, it was all mixed signals, so I’ll claim partial blame for that.

Lydia: Am I the only one who thinks it’s kind of cute?

Isaac: Nope. I think it’s adorable.

Boyd: I still think this is none of our business.

Nolan: And I still think we shouldn’t have left them alone.

Kira: They wouldn’t…

Malia: Hundred bucks says their making out, in the kitchen

Gwen: two-hundred, says they still fighting

*Alec running to kitchen door and slamming it open*

Alec: Ummm…both of you are wrong, they aren’t in the kitchen

*all of them hear Theo’s truck driving off down the road*

Erica: So pack meeting or are we tracking them down and having this intervention?

#thiam #liam dunbar #theo raeken #teen wolf #leave me and my unhinged crack scenarios alone #thiam being more fighter than lover is hilarious to me #and given that they can both handle pain #it’s just easier for them #and the patching themselves up is so soft #like liam giving Theo puppy eyes when he cleans the cut in his lip #and Theo trying to reassure liam that he’s fine #theo checking liam first always before he lets liam patch him up

[lil-shiro]

Este saw all the parking lot fight polls on here and said look y’all better vote for me (via ig stories)

#he’s a lover and a fighter #his training arc #I think he should keep the beard #esteban ocon #eo31 #f1 summer break 2023

[feenmies]

this weird trend of people posting simarkus and trying to make them like. somehow more tragic by making markus like. homophobic? is so odd to me like it's 1) WILDLY out of character and 2) weird that they choose markus of all characters to be homophobic/unwilling to accept himself as queer.... strange racist connotations there but that's neither here nor there i suppose

#love simarkus but loooordddd simarkus fans are something else #markus is an activist. a fighter. a lover #my brethren in christ why would he draw the line at homosexuality

[fawnnbinary]

hi. Eskels.

#miles.art #doodles #eskel #every time this happens my head floods with thoughts about him #he's my babygirl. he's my everything. he's a stereotypical witcher. he's a lover not a fighter.

[smilesrobotlover]

Random things the dads are good at:

Talon: is very good with medicine and taking care of wounds. When you live in the middle of Hyrule, you just don’t have time to get help, you need to do things yourself if you wanna help someone.

Benji: he’s not a con man but he’s really good at scamming people (he scams people to get half fairies)

Rusl: great at sneaking. You gotta put a bell on him or else he will unintentionally jumpscare you. He’s also the best at taking care of himself 💀

Leon: knife throwing. My guy was dazed under Vaati’s control and he STILL was able to throw the knife RIGHT at Vaati’s head. He’s insane.

Linebeck: he surprisingly has a good singing voice. He doesn’t sing in front of people but he has sung a few lullabies to calm Windy down.

Ammon: well it’s no secret that he’s great at shield surfing. He also has an incredible balance.

Kass: really good at dancing. He usually dances while flying, mostly to impress his wife. But he’s good at it for a big guy.

#smiles rambles #strangers across eras #love how the Rito slogan is #‘where the women are great singers and the men better archers’ or something along the lines #and Kass is not an archer but a singer #Kass is destroying traditional gender roles good for him #he’s a lover not a fighter <3 #also I headcanon that Leon was able to snap out of Vaati’s control because of the pain #when the colors blasted him #it woke him up enough to Stan himself #*stab #which gave him the control to throw the knife at Vaati