#hes such a dork omg

[miyuukikazu]

AKIRA - BIKE NERDS IN LOVE *KANEDA*

Charactes- Kaneda Shotarou and yourself (mentions of Yamagata, Kaisuke, Tetsuo)

Headcanons, x fem!reader, fluff, incredibly long, curse words (just a few)

DISCLAMER: There is a description of a backstory and this is to give more depth and personality to the reader and the headcanons themselves

We all know this man underestimates women like completely

Like completely

Probably thinks that they know NOTHING about his area of interests

But of course, he comes across someone who knows about bikes

Enter you lmao

So like he goes into some bike shop that just opened up and he's looking for new tools and he's like looking around and you spot him swinging his head around like a dumbass

"Hey, can I help you?" you call out in mild concern.

And lo and behold, a teenage girl around his age and height is sitting behind the counter flipping through a magazine (of your interest)

Bro just stares at you for a good 3 minutes before you let out a light chuckle and he snaps back to reality.

"Uhhhhhh.....you work here?" he asks in slight hesitation.

Like no way is his fifteen years of life has he ever met a girl who does not work at a cafe or the boutique on the corner run by the batty old lady.

A girl who works at a bike shop. wow. mind blown.

"Yeah I work here. Whatcha lookin' for? I'll help ya out"

The shock's worn off. Dw he's fine now.

After a short conversation abt the best tools to use, materials, ect, he pays for his stuff and leaves.

Your boss comes out from the back room and hooks his arm around your neck putting you in a gentle headlock "Yeah I knew you were into delinquents" He jests, "Shutcha mouth ya old geezer" You retaliate which in turn, elicits a deep chuckle from the man.

A few days pass and the same guy returns but he comes with what looks like his gang.

"Hey! Your back" You acknowledge his presence after detaching from your magazine.

"Uh-huh, the boys needed some new tools so I thought I'd bring them 'round here."

'The boys? Tf-' you thought trying not to laugh. He sounded like some football dad.

"Yeah no problem, I'll take care of it" you walked over to them and stared the tallest of the group in the eyes trying to get one of them to talk.

Clearly they were not expecting a female here.

Yamagata cleared his throat rather loudly and started asking rapid-fire questions about bikes and tools (with a large amount of spelling errors that Tetsuo and Kaisuke had to correct for him) not expecting you to answer a single one correctly

And what was Kaneda doing the whole time?

Staring

Right at you.

He thinks he's developing a crush (he was thinking about you in the days he was not at the shop. He's probably developing some illness or smth)

You could feel his gaze so you turned your head towards his after helping Yamagata to ask if the poor guy was ok.

He froze up for just a second before responding "Oh yeah. Totally fine. Don't worry about me babe" Yeah he's fine-wait- BABE?

You've known the guy for what 2 days? Is he actually fr?

'He's probably a Casanova or something.. yeah that.. I shouldn't get too invested in him' Uh-huh sure. Don't go lying to yourself now

Self-awareness is knowing that you're both falling for each other and self-awareness is knowing that you can do nothing about it.

As weeks pass, Kaneda-or Shotarou- for that matter, (he insisted that you should be on first name basis) is visiting for shop more and more.

At first you assumed that he was just getting the regular tools or even to get his bike looked at by Boss Man

But his visits become more frequent and repetitive so you finally realize whats going on. It took a lot of courage like I mean you have a big crush on the guy (realized after a lot of self-reflection) and he's obviously got a crush on you (words from Boss Man himself)

You two eventually (finally) go out together to this hole-in-the-wall ramen shop which sells the best food known to man.

It's incredibly awkward.

Like no one speaks up.

That is until Shotarou asks about how you got your job and it spirals into this conversation about backstories and how the Boss Man recruited you after he saw you looking at the bikes so intently.

Bros mesmerized at hearing you talk so much. Loves your voice and how it changes depending on how your depict a scene or how your eyes light up when you mention something you love (it's him but don't tell)

After the food he took you to this spot on a bridge where you could see like all of Neo-Tokyo and is so. fucking. quiet...again.

You realize that this may be your only chance that you get so you go for it. You only live once.

"Hey, so um.... I've got somethin' that I wanna say to you...."

"Huh?" He perks up at the sound of your voice

"So like uhh...I like you....um yeah"

So fucking awkward.

You feel like falling into a void that might just open and swallow you up.

"Oh same"

What the fuck

What

hUh-

Testing the waters, you lean you head onto his shoulder and respond "That's good... I'm glad I didn't embarrass myself"

He laughs in response and wraps an arm around your shoulder pulling you closer to him "Lucky you, huh? You've got me as your boyfriend sweetheart. Lucky you..."

Oh yeah your hella lucky now

Best day of your life hands down

You are now two bike nerds in love

Congrats

On the other side of the bridge....

"BRO DID YOU SAW THAT???"

"It's pronounced 'see' Yamagata and yes, we're looking in the same damn direction"

"My bad dude, you don't hafta be six foot up my ass"

"It's pronounced six feet not six foo-"

"SHUT UP TETSUO"

@kaneydas

#akira x reader #kaneda shotaro x reader #akira 1988 #akira 1988 x reader #headcanons #kaneda x reader #hes such a dork omg #hes so cute though #AKRIA #AKIRA 1988 #miyuukikazu

[hellfire--cult]

Joe and Lupita in the Glambot

#omg #he is a dork #joseph quinn #joe quinn #lupita nyong'o #a quiet place #a quiet place day one #aqp #eddie munson #stranger things #hoard #michael #gladiator 2 #fantastic 4 #fantastic four #glambot

[arip8228]

I CANT ANYMORE Bro fr went "Nice... Towel" and proceeded to go through all 5 stages of grief. HIS FACE AFTER HE SAID IT 😭 I'm not ok.

#He was like 'wait why tf did I say that omg I want to die that was so awkward' #She just stood there like 🧍‍♀️ #these dorks #just kiss already #locklyle #lockwood and co #lockwood & co #lockwood and co netflix #lockwood and co deleted scenes #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle

[kingkatsuki]

You know Bakugou has an entire collection of All Might figures, but imagine the first time as a Pro-Hero that he sees one of himself. Maybe it’s in an arcade or a shop window, and he just knows he has to have it.

So he ends up bringing it home and placing it beside his favourite hero on his All Might shelf, because it’s a sign he’s finally achieving his dreams.

#I’m sobbing #like maybe he does have other heroes figures too #but he’s got an ENTIRE shelf dedicated to all might #because that’s his real hero #and so when he sees a figure of himself it’s like he gets emotional??? #and then he starts thinking about all the kids who will be looking up to HIM? and will be buying/winning his figured #and they might have a whole wall of Dynamight figures like he has for All Might #omg but he thinks you’re SUCH a dork when you come home with your own Dynamight figure all excited #like you don’t have the real fucking thing in front of you right now #maybe you’re a little tipsy and you saw it in an arcade machine and knew you had to win it #so you carry it proudly on the train home when you do😭😂

[puzzlekinq]

witch cackling at these two images why did he do That

#hes a fucking stupid dork old man im so in love with him #burt fabelman #the fabelmans #paul dano #danonation #danonator #danocel #omg a hit tweet

[katnissmellarkkk]

what was this moment 😂😂😂😂

#josh Hutcherson #thg #hunger games #Peeta mellark #he’s such a dork omg

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 751: Hakogaku's preliminary inspection

Pag 1

1: Plunging into a new chapter!!

Pag 2

1: The rivals standing in their way in the Inter High!!

Pag 3

1: Kanagawa Prefecture, Hakone city

3: Huh, a preliminary inspection

4: for the Inter High!?

5: Yeah... well... it's a usual thing

Now, really? Really?

Pag 4

1: Gwaaa hoii!!

2: I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!!

Yeeah!!

4: Huh, preliminary inspection? I might be a little interested

He's suddenly acting cool!?

5: Ah

Pag 5

1: Coough

Waaaa

He's suddenly vomiting blood!?

2: He definitely bit his tongue while jumping around in excitement earlier....

3: 'm ohey

It's obvious that your tongue hurts....

Yeah...

This guy is always injured....

4: If nohing!!

I get it, I get it!!

5: 'en u we 'eave? (When do we leave?)

In thirty minutes, before the clubroom... you'll take a car to the train station

'aight!!

6: It's so obvious he's happy about it

7: Was that right? They didn't give us details

I guess, it's what Manami-san told us

First year Tobirama

Pag 6

1: Last month, in the club's tournament he won the F-group climber race

Pag 7

1: Yeah, I see, and he's gonna run in this year's Inter High as the sixth regular member of Hakogaku!!

2: Seriously, I

3: I want to be considered cool by everyone!!

4: What's up with him, he looks so cheerful

Cool, cool, Kyuushu~

That Tobirama is so festive

Pag 8

5: Huh!? It's just me and Manami-san!?

Isn't- like, Doubashi-san coming!?

6: Hn.... I told Jou-kun and Yuuto, too, but they had their practice menu, so they said “no”

8: They said no!?

Huh!? But it's a preliminary inspection!?

9: For the Inter High!! A preliminary inspection, right!?

Yeah

Pag 9

1: A preliminary inspection for summer's great battle, right!?

2: That's right... the place we're going to now it's the biggest “mountain”.....

3: A mountain we absolutely have to overcome

4: And yet the other members didn't come!!

Ah... Manami... I'm seeing now that apparently the train stopped because of an accident

Ah

Should we just go there directly?

Is that okay? Thank you

5: Directly!? By car!?

Huh!?

6: To Kyuushu!?

7: The Inter High is in Kyuushu, right? How long will it take from here....

Hm? Around

Pag 10

1: Two hours and a half

Pag 11

4: Yeah... we arrived in two and a half hours, but- this is Chiba, isn't it!?

5: Where is Kyuushu!? Ah!? Is there a theme park like the park in Kyuushu here too?

And what abaout the splendid nature!? The big volcano...!!

6: Ah

7: Where will he have the preliminary inspection?

Cool

If you hurry up and get ready...?

Pag 12

1: We'll do our practice menu here, today

Pag 13

2: Our menu.... did you want to practice here just for a change of mood?

3: It's here, right? Where they do tournaments and stuff

It's Chiba's

4: Minegayama, right?

Yeah!!

5: Hakone is better though

6: I wanted to go to Kyuushu

7: Ah, by the way, speaking of Chiba, an acquaintance of mine lives here

Pag 14

1: You know, I was in the basketball club when I was in middle school

Ehh... I didn't know...

2: A good senpai of mine meddled with their basket club....

3: And apparently he was a good friend with my club's teacher advisor, and so they often organized practice matches with Chiba's middle school

4: I got injured a lot back then, too

So I often got injured and that guy from that middle school took care of me

5: He was so good at treating injuries that in my school they called him the “super manager”

6: I guess he's still in the basket club?

Pag 15

2: Ah, by the way, what's today's practice menu?

Fifteen minutes at a fixed output... three or something?

Nahh

3: Since they'll probably come, it's “do your best to win against that guy”!!

3: Huh!?

Who's gonna come!? You organized this with someone?

4: Any time now... probably

But we didn't

5: Organize it

6: Huh!?

The sound of wheels.... from behind us!? A bike!? …. no, more than one

Pag 16

2: They're here

Pag 17

1: Last year's champion, Sohoku High School!!

Pag 18

5: Teh!?

7: Yo

Pag 19

1: It's been a while, Sakamichi-kun

2: Hakogaku's captain, Manami Sangaku- why is he here!!

Pag 20

1: Wearing their jerseys and riding their bikes, there's no way they came here to sightsee!!

2: Manami-kun!!

3: The Inter High is next week already, isn't it? Bu before that.... I thought we should cross that “mountain*” once

(*NdT.: here, the kanji say “mountain king”, but the reading says “mountain”)

Pag 21

1: “Mountain”.....!! “That we absolutely have to overcome”- so this is the “preliminary inspection”!!

2: How about... that summit over there?

Your team... we're at an overwhelmind disadvantage, but

3: We don't plan on losing

It's a “preliminary battle”!?

5: Manami-san's concentration.....

Pag 22

1: it sprang up!!

Sounds interesting, doesn't it!?

Pag 23

1: A preliminary battle!?

He wants' to challenge us!?

2: Now!?

Here!?

3: You came here... on purpose... for this?

4: Yeah

5: I came here for this only?

7: Uh!! Sohoku's captain's.....

Pag 24

1: Onoda-san's concentration sprang up too!!

Got it!!

Pag 25

1: Onoda!!

2: Onoda-kun!!

3: Seriously!?

4: Waaa

5: We're starting a race against those two!? Teh!?

6: Oh, oh oh?

Pag 26

1: Really?

Those jerseys

2: It's Hakone Academy and Sohoku!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 751 #THERES SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS CHAPTER OH MY GOD #WATANABE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN WHAAAAAAAT #okay okay in order: let's start from Tobirama who is sUCH AN ADORABLE DORK I LOVED HIM SINCE THE FIRST TIME HE APPEARED BUT NOW HE'S!!!! #ANOTHER ONE OF MY BABIES!!! #trying to act all cool when hes actually just a giant excited dork asdhaksfasjhdk now this is a kind of character that hakogaku missed #and he knows rokudaiiiiiiii the way i screamed when i read that page omg #d e s t i n e d r i v a l s im telling you #and theyre both climbers !!(i mean it was pretty obvious already that theyd be rivals and the new ge onoda and manami BUT!!! #it still makes me so excited #then!! Manami just straight up going to chiba and challenging onoda sadgjasf #he really said 'i want to have a nice chill race against you and if we cant have it at the IH then we'll have it here and ill take things* #*into my own hands' and i respect him for that #also excuse me my shippy sansaka heart but when onoda said 'you came here just bc of that' #and manami said 'yeah i only came here to do this' #and then onoda made that face- looked to me like he was kinda offended that manami didnt go there just to hang out with him asdasdghj lmao #AND THEN THE END OMG THEY WAY I YELLED WHEN I SAW THAT LAST PAGEEEEE #KIJIIIIIIIII MY LOOOVEEEEEE #i swear watanabe loves him more than we do he never misses a chance to make him show up #everybody say thank you watanabe! #is he gonna meet manami next chapter???? pleeeaseeee #at first i thought he would join the race but then i noticed he's riding a mtb and not a road race #soooooo :eyes emoji:

[dy3rs3v3]

James getting tattooed again by Corey Miller, 2023

#bros collecting new ink like pokemon at this point omg #also lmao at him not only getting his own nickname but for the 2nd time #hes fr the most unserious person #he looks so happy and excited though lmao #good for him! #as long as hes happy #james hetfield #metallica #2023 #jaymz my beloved #what a dork #bastardane tee is so cute too! #love a supportive dad

[protectionsquad24601]

Adolin Kholin is a horse girl. This has been a PSA.

#the stormlight archive #adolin kholin #way of kings #words of radiance #oathbringer #its canon he loved horses since 12 omg what a dork

[rogdona]

#wanted to draw him w a sweater/winter clothes he looks like such a dork omg hope he gets frostbite and dies i wanna hithim w a missile #art #my art #oc tag #oc elias

[nyutatoes]

-« I love you… »

-« Let’s kiss! »

-« But what about the others, they’re gonna watch..? »

-«  I want them to watch » *HMMMRHHMR*

#holostars #hololive #vtuber #holoarmis #goldbullet #he’s a dork omg

[witchhuntress]

Inada: This comic strip was supposed to be uploaded at the beginning of this year. It's now too late.

But from now on, our New Year has just begun!

*The date on Mai's phone is January 1

Spring festivals are underway in Japan this month so it is a kind of new year celebration too XD

#lmao Naru glowing is their sunrise #FACTS #he's so funny he literally lit up at the ghost speaking fsdfsdfsdf #Mai and Bou-san always so funny too #I love them all fsdfsd #spr shenanigans #spr dorks #ghost hunt #sorry it took so long I was swamped again #Also this one took so long to clean?? TT All the screentones omg it took me hours #ghost hunt manga #ghost hunt anime #ghost hunt stuff #ghost hunt light novels #Mai Taniyama #Kazuya Shibuya #Oliver Davis #Houshou Takigawa #Ayako Matsuzaki #Masako Hara #John Brown #Yasuhara Osamu #Koujo Lin #happy new year #happy 2023

[kingkatsuki]

#OMG WHAT IS HE WEARING I WANT TO SOB #bby come here let me fix your colour palette😭😂 #he’s such a dork I love him #I think this needs to be my new discord pfp #look at his big mouth hehehe #no but just imagine Bakugou talking through every photo so it’s impossible to get a good one of him?? wahhhh

[peppermint-whiskers]

imagine pentious sees cherri again and he adores her but doesnt know why cause god took every memory and god feels SO BAD seeing him struggle to try and remember cause this lovely lady clearly remembers him but thats impossible yet he feels like he should remember her too, same with his other friends

pentious really loved cherri, they had something real special going on and god only then realizes he took away not only the bad but also that pure sweet love when he took pents memories

He hits her with the "I would like to buy you a drink" bit and she's like "oh shit not again-"

#the drink is boba tea #im sorry this is so angsty and sad but i gotta clown a lil here 😭😭 #asks #pepper answers #god possesses pentious au #dark edition #sir pentious #cherri bomb #okay but i WILL say that they seem like theyd be cute together after having a slow burn 'omg why is he such a dork and why is that- #-just a lil cute' arc #and i n e e d to see that in fic form at some point

[kojiandrew]

GET JIGGY WITH ANDREW KOJI (& YUICHI KIMURA) 😂 Bullet Train Behind the Scenes Source: mercglow17

#andrew koji #yuichi kimura #kimura #bullet train #bullet train movie #bullet train 2022 #kimura bullet train #yuichi kimura bullet train #he's such a dork omg #loml

[spinninglightning]

treech th type of guy to listen to one direction and clarity by zedd. n jst the early 2010s music in general. lamina though? definitely into 80s pop, madonna, cyndi lauper, pat benatar- the WORKS

#like NO ONE expects him to listen to this music #and that whar makes it great #everyone expects him to be an indie or rock music typa guy (and he is. but they arent his mains) #theres so many different types of music out nowadays that its kind of hard to believe theyd only listen to one type #heart of glass by blondie is literally lamina guys i swear #i do think that lamina would love sk8ter boi and potential breakup song. emo music too #omg... treech cascada fan... everytime we touch is his favorite song #these dorks are the type to dance in the kitchen to the cheesiest songs #i think that whenever they do a big ol cleanign day thwy have to compromise on what music to play #so they make a big ol playlist and just have it on shuffle so there like big amts of tonal whiplash #omg okay so #i think lams wld also be an orbit but i feel like thats a given tbh #i think that lamina and treech both had emo phases. but lams had hers in middle school while treechs was all of highschool (theater kid too #laminas emo phase leaks more into her music taste than treechs i think. his leaks more into his fashion (to a lesser degree) #okay this is for modern au tbhhh #the songs that i associate with them and the songs i think they listen too are really different and i think thats great #i shld make them their own pls #brainedrot... #basil.txt #treech tbosas #lamina tbosas #tbosas