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Hamliza Wedding Anniversary Quotes: Part 2 ✨✨
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Alexander: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Eliza, looking up from the floor where she's playing dolls with baby Angie: Are you a software update? Because not right now.
(She's having play time with the kiddies)
Alexander: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Eliza: Please never become a surgeon.
(He would say this. That is an irrefutable fact)
Eliza: Come on Alexander, do it for our marriage. You can't put a price on that.
Alexander: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.
(He's joking, btw. He'd do anything for her. Except take care of himself and have a proper sleep schedule)
Eliza, near tears: Please, Alexander, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
(This one is just poor sillies and I'm all here for it)
Eliza: You’re an idiot.
Alexander, looking smug and extremely proud of himself: That’s the charm.
Eliza: ...
Eliza: I can't say that that's untrue-
(And she fell for it. She fell for his idiotic charm)
Alexander: Eliza is playing hard to get.
Alexander: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
(You silly little insomniac, you. Why would she ever even want to get rid of you? <3)
Alexander: *Walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out.* Hi, Liza!
Eliza: Hey- what are you doing-?
Alexander, shoving an oreo into his mouth: I am saving space :D
(I love him so much)
Alexander: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Eliza: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Alexander: No, like, U R A Q T.
Eliza: Awwww!
(He got that Alphabet Rizz 😏)
Alexander: Dude-
Eliza: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Eliza: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??
(Eliza is genuinely baffled)
Alexander: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Eliza: The dishes.
Alexander: Wh-
Eliza: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
(When your wife is tired of your bs and reminding you to do your chores)
Eliza: I have feelings for you.
Alexander: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Eliza: We should be partners.
Alexander: You mean like, partners in crime?
Eliza: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.
(Don't worry, guys. He's just a little clueless sometimes. He's just a silly little dense guy 😁)
Eliza: Alexander, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Alexander: It... It didn't take me the whole day...
(This is so him)
Eliza: Did it hurt when you fell-
Alexander: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Eliza: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Alexander: ...
Eliza: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Alexander: Can you cut me some slack, Eliza? I’m sort of in love.
Eliza: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Alexander: I’m in love with you.
Eliza: *Blushes.* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
*Alexander and Eliza are in Paris.*
Alexander: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Eliza: But...
Alexander: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Eliza: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Alexander: Yeah.
Eliza: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Alexander: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Eliza: Okay, alright.
(She finds his dorkiness and excitement adorable 😁🥰✨)
Alexander: Relationships should be 50/50. Eliza cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Alexander, throwing his head into Eliza's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Eliza, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty annoying, that's what you are.
Eliza: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Alexander: Oh. We're going out?
Eliza: Wh...
(She sits him down and gives him a lecture on why he's wonderful and an amazing person the way he is)
Eliza: I owe you one.
Alexander: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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California: Oklahoma, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?
Oklahoma: ...People?
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Oklahoma: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.
California: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
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Oklahoma: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
California: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Oklahoma: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
California: You forgot pride.
Oklahoma: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
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Oklahoma: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
California: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Oklahoma: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
California: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Oklahoma: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
California: You wouldn’t?
Oklahoma: I mean, unless you want to-
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Oklahoma: What’s sexting?
California: I'm not having this conversation with you.
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California: Know why I called you in here?
Oklahoma: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
California: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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Oklahoma: Look, last night was a mistake.
California: A sexy mistake.
Oklahoma: No, just a regular mistake.
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Oklahoma: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
California: Nope, there's 26.
Oklahoma: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
California: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Oklahoma: You'll get the D later ;).
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Oklahoma, turning to California: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Oklahoma: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
California: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves,
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California: New York , you'll be working with Georgia and Oklahoma.
New York : Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
New York : ...Of people on a team.
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New York , writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
New York : THERE. Now send it.
Oklahoma:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
New York : JUST DO IT!
later
California: So what does it say?
Georgia , reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
California:
Georgia :
California: Gross-
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Oklahoma: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Georgia : Milfs.
New York : Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Oklahoma: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
California: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
California: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
New York : Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Oklahoma: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Oklahoma: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
California: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Georgia : What? No! It isn't!
California: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
New York : California...
California: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
New York : I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
California: OKLAHOMA, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Oklahoma: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Georgia : THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
New York : Y'all are dumbasses.
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Oklahoma: So anyways have y'all seen New York ?
California: I think they went in Georgia 's room 'studying'.
Florida : Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Georgia 's room*
New York & Georgia , fighting:
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California: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Florida : Elephants.
California: Blocked.
New York : Camels.
California: Extra blocked.
Georgia : Donkeys.
California: Ultra blocked.
Oklahoma: That dick.
California: ...Followed.
Or
Georgia : Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
California: Elephants.
Georgia : Blocked.
Florida : Camels.
Georgia : Extra blocked.
Oklahoma: Donkeys.
Georgia : Ultra blocked.
New York : That dick.
Georgia : ...Followed.
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California: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
New York : Sex.
Oklahoma: Seriously, answer faster.
New York : I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Oklahoma: It’s like a giant hug.
California: Georgia , what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Georgia : Food.
California: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Georgia : Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
Florida : What about you Louisiana? What would you give up sex or food?
Louisiana: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.
Florida : No, you gotta pick one.
Louisiana: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
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Cali : Florida kissed me!
New York : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Cali : It was unbelievable!
New York : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Louisiana: Okay, we wanna hear everything. New York , get the wine and unplug the phone. Cali , does this end well or do we need tissues?
Cali : Oh, it ended very well.
New York : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Louisiana: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Cali : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Louisiana: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Cali : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
New York and Louisiana: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Florida eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Gov : Tongue?
Florida: Yeah.
Texas: Cool.
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New York: Where's Oklahoma, California, and Georgia?
undefined: They're playing hide and seek.
New York: Where?
New Jersey: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Light Shower. (Sal Fisher x Fem!Reader.)
part 7
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"and all my anger, sadness, regret disappeared, its madness."
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I walked next door to Sals apartment and knocked on the door. to my surprise, Henry answered. he looked like he was in a rush.
"Hey, Mr fisher! are you okay?" I asked cautiously.
"yes, thank you, sweetheart. I'm about to be late for work." he gave me a sad smile. "cone in, sals in his room."
"thanks, I hope you make it in time." I grinned back at him.
I knocked on the door before walking into sals room. he was laying in his bed in boxers and a T-shirt. he was playing on his gear boy.
"Hey, babe. you okay?"
he looked over at me and sniffled. "I got sick somehow." sal chuckled.
"oh, I'm sorry, sally face." I rubbed his arm. "can I crawl in with you?"
he nodded. "if you wanna catch whatever I have."
"I can take it." sal blushed. i climbed in, wrapping my arms around his waist, meanwhile making sure I didn't get in the way of his vision. "how are you not suffering with your prosthetic on?"
he giggled. "I am suffering."
"have you taken medicine and atleast drank a little water?"
he paused. "uh..."
"sal!" I exclaimed, getting up. I went to get him a glass of water and a little medication. I brought it back to him. "cant have you dying on me, damn."
"I'm not going to die, Y/n. it's not that serious." he rolled his eyes.
"you never know!" I replied in a sing song voice. I crawled back in bed next to him and handed him the water and cough syrup.
he took off his mask and quickly took the shot of medicine, grunting as he did so. he took a sip of water. "thank you, love." he gently kissed me, staying against my lips for a few seconds before pulling away. I moved his hair out of his sweaty face before moving back to my original position around his waist. I listened to him hum as he played his game before slowly falling asleep.
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I woke up a few hours later, around 10. sal was asleep, too. I stretched before checking my phone.
larry: wya Todd's parents just gave me more weed ;) - 9:18 pm.
larry: Y/N!!! - 9:26 pm.
larry: uve got 2 be shitting my dick - 9:31 pm.
me: oml sal is on his death bed I can't leave him - 10:18 pm.
larry: idc bring his ass with!! - 10:21 pm.
me: he's sleeping
larry: wake the beast from his slumber and let's goooo
me: ure annoying lol
larry: I give u free weed that's not possible
me: my bad gangster let me see if sal wants 2 go
larry: tell his ass I got soup
me: lol ok
what I didn't realize is that sal was awake already. I turned to look at him, bit he was already looking at me. I jumped. "you scared me."
"sorry." he apologized with his raspy voice. he sounded worse. he kissed my forehead.
"we don't have to go to Larry's, you sound worse."
he cleared his throat. "I'm fine, he seems desperate and he has soup."
"mk." I whispered, gently kissing his soft lips. he wrapped his arm around my waist, pulling me in. "maybe we should just stay here."
we got up and sal put on pajama pants, tossing me a pair too. sal strapped his mask back on and we made our way down to Larry's apartment.
me: u better prepare soup cuz I'm pretty sure that's the only reason he's going
larry: already on it :D
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larry and I got baked while sal happily ate his soup, with his mask on, of course. after he had finished, I laid my head in his lap and talked to larry about his girlfriend.
"dude, she has the biggest tits I've ever seen!"
"bigger than ashs? no way."
larry rolled his eyes. "sure."
"damn, bigger than mine!?!" I exclaimed. I glanced back at sal, who's ears were turning a shade of pink. I smirked to myself.
"yep."
sal coughed. "no way were talking about this. I don't even believe that."
"oh my god, sal."
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I sat in my hospital bed, trying to comfort Y/n. she hadn't been allowed to take her pain meds that day.
"I'm sorry you hurt, Y/n." I frowned, watching as she curled up into a small ball.
"it's ok, sal." she whined as she pulled her knees closer to her chest. "can you read me a story?"
and I did. I read her 3 of the stories dad had brought me while I stayed in the hospital. i kept reading until I realized she had fallen asleep. I wasn't completely sure she could fully hear me through my bandages, though.
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I took care of sal the next week, making sure he took his medicine and drank water. I stayed most nights with him so he didn't have to be alone. the funny thing was, by the time he was fully healed, I was sick, myself.
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6, 12, 17, 26!!
Hey buddy, thanks for sending these! :D
6. favorite drink?
Iced coffee. With lots of milk and a hint of sugar. Give me those slightly sweetened cold brew lattes any day. I am not straight all the way up to the stereotypical drink choice what can I say XD
12. favorite TV show?
Unable to pick just one, so Imma name a few: Vikings, Hannibal, Criminal Minds, Lucifer, Motherland Fort Salem, and I'm big into documentaries, especially about music, stuff like Sam Dunn's Metal: A Headbanger's Journey / the Metal Evolution series.
17. favorite song?
Dude this is impossible XD Music and metal specifically has been my entire life since I was a little kid. There's legitimately a hundred songs I could name here and it would be a real answer. Probably more. Metal's my whole fucking life and personality XD Imma just pluck this one from my brain cause it's the first thing that came to mind: Plague of Butterflies by Swallow the Sun. One of the bands I'd legit name as a top 5 favorite bands of all time.
26. milfs or dilfs?
Now we're getting into the real questions XD BOTH. Both my dude. I'm fucking queer as shit and I have A Thing for older people irl apparently so like?? Both. Along with gender-neutral-parental-figure-I'd-like-to-fuck (GNPFILF???). Anything goes. Bring it here xD
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Hey there, saw this post, read it all the way through, and then made a masterlist of questions to ask!
So, here are the numbers! 8 14 17 22 26 34 44 50
Also, hope you're having a good day so far, seems like you've gotten into the right headspace to write!
Heyo Salty! Thanks for the ask~
Also, with the topics of these questions, I'm tagging @udaberriwrites (continuation of what I was rambling to you in the DMs about some time ago) and @mrsmungus (because she's a total romantic and also fairly curious about this stuff in general).
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8. Who loves to pull pranks on the other? What type of pranks do they pull and do they pull their pranks off?
Carlisle/Beau - This is interesting... because on one hand, Beau is far more likely to be involved in any sort of prank, being friends with Edward and all. On the other hand, he'd definitely not prank Carlisle... at least not intentionally, while Carlisle would absolutely have fun teasing Beau (beyond a certain point)... but wouldn't do pranks intentionally? I honestly don't know which way to go on this one?
Edward/Mike - Edward is definitely the prankster... but Mike is petty, so this can only end in a prank war/petty revenge match up XD
Rosalie/Elle - Elle's definitely the likely prankster of this pair. Teasing is more her style, but she might do a food prank or two on the family.
Alice/Mina - In the strangest way... neither of them? Alice is too chaotic to pull one off without help and while Mina might very well be the type to grab popcorn and watch, she doesn't initiate stuff, so...
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14. Who makes puns with numerous things that they find?
Carlisle/Beau - While neither of them is "punny", Carlisle lived with a certain "punny" person for more than a millennium, so inevitably, a pun or two might unintentionally slip from him, to Beau's delight.
Edward/Mike - I think the answer is pretty clear here haha. Though Mike might do his best to keep up, Edward had more than a millennium to nail down his vampire pun game and more XD
Rosalie/Elle - Elle for sure. She's basically a calmer, less chaotic version of Edward and loves to mess around in good nature~
Alice/Mina - Alice... for the same reason as Elle and Edward. Alice is probably more out there than Elle, but not at Edward's level yet haha
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17. Who looks at the other person like they are their world when the other isn’t looking?
Carlisle/Beau - Definitely Carlisle. Which is not to say that Beau doesn't try to hide stuff and sneak peeks at Carlisle. Likewise, Carlisle is open about his feelings, but the gap between direct/in-person and what goes on in his mind is... well, Mike notices this at one point.
Edward/Mike - Edward, but only because Mike has a mostly solid poker face when he tries, and Mike really tries to keep his cards close to him. Edward's the type to joke and tease Mike to his face, but then be serious when Mike isn't looking directly at him.
Rosalie/Elle - Rosalie for sure... but that's because Elle is pretty open about her feelings. She doesn't really hide anything and would look at Rosalie like she's her world even when she's looking :D
Alice/Mina - Mina, for the same reason as with Rosalie and Elle. Alice is pretty open about everything... and while Mina doesn't "hide" the way Rosalie does, Mina's calmer nature results in this outcome.
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22. Who is in love with the other person’s laugh? - Answered here!
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26. They are grocery shopping and this turns into a race on who can get their half of the list completed faster. Who wins?
Carlisle/Beau - Probably Beau, since he did the shopping in Arizona.
Edward/Mike - Mike, not just because he occasionally runs errands, but because Edward is a mess and usually Elle does the shopping.
Rosalie/Elle - Definitely Elle. She's the main food shopper of the lot.
Alice/Mina - Probably Mina, since she's systematic and diligent.
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34. Who is more likely to call their partner ‘dude’? - Answered here!
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44. What do they love about each other the most?
Carlisle/Beau - [whew, had to think this one out for Apricity]
To Beau... at first, it was the obvious surface attraction. Beyond that, Carlisle cares a lot for his siblings, is knowledgeable and diligent, and as empathetic as a vampire like him could be. It's his stabilizing, supportive, and grounding presence that ultimately wins Beau over.
To Carlisle... at first, it was the attraction combined with bloodthirst. Once that is under control, he notices how well Beau fits in with his siblings. Beau is persistent in trying things out and reaches out to him at first. Beau is enthusiastic about everything - his hobbies, trying/learning something new, asking after Carlisle... and while Carlisle is seen as a stabilizing force, Carlisle sees Beau as that.
Edward/Mike - [likewise, had to think through my Apricity stuff]
To Edward, Mike is really observant, witty, and quick on the draw, and despite what his sass/sarcasm might suggest, supports and puts other people first... sometimes to a fault.
To Mike, Edward might seem like a chaotic joker with his puns and teasing (and Mike likes it), but Edward is protective. With Carlisle around it's easy to forget that Edward is also an "older brother" as well, and is a stabilizing force of his own. He's also a bridge between the 'ancient' world and the current world, with how quickly he adapts.
Rosalie/Elle - [still piecing some backstory stuff here]
To Rosalie, Elle is social and supportive, easily adapts to circumstances and makes the best of the situation.
To Elle, Rosalie is ambitious, smart, bold, but still intuitive and sensitive - so a perfect mix of everything.
Alice/Mina - [still piecing the details on this one for a future fic]
For both of them, it's strength and determination. They both had respective histories that weren't so great and came out of it solidly. Alice also had the added challenge of courting and trying to win Mina over in the end.
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50. Who accidentally drinks too much caffeine and who has to deal with their partner bouncing off the walls? - Answered here!
#mizuka answers#my ask games#mizuka's otp stuff#carlisle x beau#edward x mike#rosalie x eleanor#alice x jessamine#carlisle x bella#bella x carlisle#bellisle#winter light headcanons
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1.01 - Pilot
#hey i'm 26 dude!! :D#birthday posting#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#spn 1x01#spnedit#deanedit#my stuff#myspn#1k#canonspngifs#spncreatorsdaily#cowboycoven#scottstiles#userpris#usersila#tusercherub#useranny#seraphcastiel#useralison
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God that was so much cringe at once did you call him ''pappa''? which means ''dad''? I'm not talking about the others neither do I ship them with anybody else, I'm talking about you and Swain, and you think I didn't talk about other age-gap shippers who are infact younger than you?
but muhh seperate fiction from reality muhh
just admit you have an age-gap kink like many girls and women who have watched or read 50 shades of gray, and think it's cool and mature to hang out with older man as an unexperienced woman.
Why would a man who is around 50 be interested in someone who is 26? It's mainly about control and women around his age who could offer more in terms of knowledge and power see past his bullshit then, or not?
You headcanon him as someone who is aware of that and that's why he calls you, his s/o, princess instead of queen because deep down you do interpret him as someone who doesn't view your self-insert as equal just as an entertaining accessoire (''oh look she talks smart unlike others her age'', ''oh look she is my emotional support animal and is my therapist for free''). I mean that's the natural consequence of age-gap relationships.
You aren't a mature woman, otherwise you wouldn't ship yourself with someone who is what? 20 years older than you? And butcher his character into some troubled manchild for that? Perhaps you did have a convo where he praised you on how mature you were lmfao
I'm 20 years old yet I'm not a delusional self-shipper who likes to fit characters into a special ''if he were like he'd like me'' mold, it's just insulting, as if you have never read his short stories.
Be honest with yourself, canon Swain wouldn't be interested in you, he wouldn't even notice your presence unless you have talents but even then he'd take a mentor role as he did atleast once in canon.
//Shdjsjf HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry to disappoint you, but not Nith or me have had the chance to read or watch 50 Shades.
"... Dude, you literally don't know a muffin about me, do you?"
//Read some posts my man. Pappa is THRESH. He adopted her. Dadda is Karthus, same, adopted. Grandpa is Mordekaiser and Maokai, and then we have her uncles. Mom is Olga, also adopted. I thought that was obvious but fair, fair, I'll add it in rules or something like that hahaha.
"And, no? Why the hell would I want to be with someone who doesn't see me as an equal? Besides, he calls me princess simply because THAT'S MY TITLE. I am the princess of the Shadow Isles. Not that I like it, but since pappa (THRESH) became the new King and Im his daughter that made me the princess of the place. Bleh, politics."
//Self inserted, pff, hehe. Well, you aren't wrong there. I did wrote the first rps based under that concept of someone like him using Nith or having her just for fun. Because, honestly, yeah that's the perspective I had of an evil character. Later on, many rps later, he alone cleaned his name and there for, with that out of the question, she fell for him. Is like 2 years of rp, I don't blame u for not wanting to read all that. And nah, I don't ship like that. If the person is evil, keep them evil. Character develop. is different depending of the mun. I hate the concept of change ones essence just because 'miss fairy appeared and now he isn't evil'. Too cliché.
As for your last last point, yeah I agree! Canon Canon Swain wrote by Riot wouldn't even look at Nith if not for someone to manipulate or mentor, just to use her. That's why I like the fresh perspective of this one.
Hey, dude. I see some logical points there. Some that are misinterpreted because of lack of information. Wanna DM me? No, no, really. I just wanna talk and hear your thoughts. Perhaps explain you some of the context behind my characters story, but yeah, no harsh feeling.
#DM me if u want i would like to hear your perspective calmly#I'll try to reply to u asap sry if it takes a bit because I'm at work
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Pepi!
Here is the first part of my upcoming series The Elemental Arcana!
Pepi is water element. She used to be cat on ship so I guess she likes water :D Cat is also patronus of Star arcana, which is often depicted with water can. Star is also often connected with Aquairus (which is also Portias sign!).
So I think it's fitting :D
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"Hey everyone! Look who stopped by to say hello! It's Bo!"
I hope no one did this one 😂 I f***ing love it!
126 notes • Posted 2021-08-04 21:14:06 GMT
#3
In honor of announcement of Good Omens 2 I finally finished pencil drawing of Crowley! I’m so excited about second series!
What about you? Any Good Omens fans here?
264 notes • Posted 2021-07-25 14:38:27 GMT
#2
I made a thing!
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438 notes • Posted 2021-09-03 12:42:03 GMT
#1
I'm browsing Pinterest for some cool pictures when I see cover for the book The Storm Crow. So I had to redraw it for Julian Devorak of course.
1295 notes • Posted 2021-01-09 21:31:54 GMT
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I'm honestly suprised I've made 165 posts 😳 Like... That's a lot dude 😄
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Ah us when we were small and innocent
Mon: Doré is about 10 years old as Lammy is 9 and I am 7 years old, Eutropia is about 12 and Queenie is 5 years old, and Stallion isn't born until I am 14, but yes, all the five of us when we were oblivious of the world, I had very lucious lips and I still do! That's why you always find a whole lip care supply in my fanny pack at times!
Lammy: Ooh!!! Ohhhooohooo!!! Awwww aren't we adorable!!! Damn, I need to get a D-di-dino-dinosaur shirt like that again! Maybe one of a pterodactyl! Dont ya think?
Mon:.... First of all how did you get here? N-nevermind! But yeaahhhhhhhhhh, look at us!
Dore:Hey... Oh god this ... *Cringe* i wanna slap my younger self... Thinking he was the sh*t...
Mon: whatever you say, I'm not giving you a crappy time machine, not like I can find any in my fanny pack...
Lammy: You were an annoying ass kid, y'know Mon!
Mon: what? No I'm not! I'm an academically smart and talented as a chi-
Eutropia: sorry to disagree with your perspective, but you always told the teachers they forgot to assign us homework.
Mon:... *Looks away* W-well ... Sheesh you're ri-right... But at least I didn't wanna fail!!!
Queenie: At least I wasn't in your class!
Lammy: Same... Like dude, I have a life, I don't have t-t-tiii-time for homework!
Eutropia: I am one who is fine to do homework but I agree, don't take away this chance from other people!
Dore:... I just burnt my homework...I even asked dad to shoot it or Father to turn it into sand!
Mon: Ah come on! Knowledge is important! Wait eh? How??? Father would scold me!
Dore: Just make it apart of their paper work and it's all good!
Mon:.... I see why our electric was cut off for a month or two...
Lammy: *watching the shit go down* Hey you have a li-li-ligghht-lighter?
Queenie: what? Ew... Yes but I'm not giving it!
Lammy: oh ok why's that?
Queenie: your breath stinks more than Richie's already, I'm not contributing to that!
Lammy: Ah ok reasona-.... Excuse me, what?
Queenie: You know I'm right!
Dore: *nods* Your breath... Is... Something that put elephants and killer whales to their graves faster than my dad's pistol ...
Lammy:...*hurt* W-well wha-whatever y-you two dollar Ha-harley Quinn f-fro-from Wish! And y-you m-mo-mophead!
Eutropia: *erhem* I'm having a tea. Quiet down before this place goes down faster than Lammy grades.
Stallion: Hey, Seagulls are Seagulls cause they fly over the sea, what if when they fly over the bay, are they called Bay-gulls
Eutropia:... You're an intelligent lad...
Mon: *stops arguing*....O-OH! YEHA I HAVE STUFF TO DO I AM BEHIND SCHEDULE!!! NOW STALLION I HAVE A TASK FOR YOU! GO OFF AND RAID ANY PIRATE SHIP OR WHATEVER AND GET ME A BUNCH OF DEVIL FRUITS I HAVE EXPERIMENTS TO WORK ON!!!
Eutropia: I am sorry but you are quite loud, more than you usually are.
Mon: *broken motorcycle noises* I just wanna be called smart too, man...
Dore: Ok let's bury Mon!
Queenie: Is six feet deep good or will we have to do deeper so his soul has a harder time going up!
Lammy: *thumbs up*
((Mon is the age of 24, Dore the age of 27, Lammy is 26, Eutropia is 28, and Queenie is 18 in this interaction
#oc interactions#ocs#original characters#one piece#eutropia#lammy#queenie#mon#dore#one piece ocs#au#Alternate Universe#art#sketch
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hey... I'm not a coward so I demand you answer all 60... 60 is What d you desire most in this world?
1. selfie - i posted like four yesterday, click here or here 2. what would you name your future kids? I don’t want kids, but if accidents happened, I quite like Aelin and Rhys. 3. do you miss anyone? Don’t we all. 4. what are you looking forward to? Getting off work so I can write. 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? My nieces. 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? I think it’s hard for all of us. 7. what was your life like last year? Ordinary, but a little chaotic, I grew up a lot. 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? So much you don’t even know9. who did you last see in person? I’m at work, so coworkers.10. are you good at hiding your feelings? Too good my pal.11. are you listening to music right now? In The Woods by Hozier12. what is something you want right now? To write. 13. how do you feel right now? Content, if a little annoyed.14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? I’m not big on being touched and generally I only hug my family. 15. personality description - annoying af. Introverted extrovert, too in my head and anxious but when I get comfortable around you I’m an open book.16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? Ya dude17. opinion on insecurities. we all have them and that’s okay. 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? No. 19. have you ever been to New York? IT’S MY FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WORLD. 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? Movement by Hozier21. age and birthday? 24, March 10. 22. description of crush. I don’t have one currently. 23. fear(s) Spiders, lizards, being murdered in a parking garage24. height 5′5 1/2. 25. role model Aelin Ashryver Whitethorn Galathynius26. idol(s) Celaena Sardothien lmfao27. things i hate - so much that I don’t have time to write them all.28. i’ll love you if… let me talk about books29. favourite film(s) Hook. 30. favourite tv show(s) GREYS ANATOMY BBY31. 3 random facts - I broke both bones in my wrist when I was like 7, right where the bones meet. I’m pretty good at skiing. I played Clarinet grades 6-8. 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? An even mix. 33. something you want to learn - SFX makeup34. most embarrassing moment - i posted an answer to this already but there’s so many fuck35. favourite subject - history36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? Move to NYC, Publish my book, Not have to be worried about anything finanically. 37. favourite actor/actress for some reason I can only think of Timothee chalamet and RDJ38. favourite comedian(s) JOHN MULANEY39. favourite sport(s) football40. favourite memory - seeing wicked in nyc probs41. relationship status - single af42. favourite book(s) - currently? TOG series, acotar, tfota, etc etc. But also anna and the french kiss. 43. favourite song ever Your Hand In Mine by Explosions in the Sky44. age you get mistaken for probably like 20 idk45. how you found out about your idol - the books duh46. what my last text message says I sent a draft of something to @city-of-fae47. turn ons - necks, neck kisses, light fingertip touches48. turn offs Chaol Westfall 49. where i want to be right now - NYC or London50. favourite picture of your idol - listen theres so much incredible fan art of aelin 51. starsign - I’m a double pisces!52. something i’m talented at - makeup. 53. 5 things that make me happy - diet raspberry snapple, biscuits and gravy, writing, music, sleeping54. something thats worrying me at the moment - my job55. tumblr friends - @city-of-fae @musicmaam @illyrianbeauty @illyrian-bookworm @zoyastormwitch @starseternalnighttriumphant @highladyofthesith @daddycardan so sorry if i forgot you 56. favourite food(s) - taco boats57. favourite animal(s) - otters & lions 58. description of my best friend - i just did this, he’s a qt with brown eyes and an annoying personality 59. why i joined tumblr - i wanted to geek out over sjm tbh60. ask me anything you want - what I desire most...an earth shattering, groundbreaking kind of love.
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I posted 151 times in 2021
26 posts created (17%)
125 posts reblogged (83%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 4.8 posts.
I added 80 tags in 2021
#transformers - 21 posts
#maccadam - 14 posts
#my art - 12 posts
#mtmte - 9 posts
#my oc - 5 posts
#wings of fire - 5 posts
#overlord - 4 posts
#soundwave - 4 posts
#sobbing - 3 posts
#wof - 3 posts
Longest Tag: 103 characters
#hey this is an edit but i think that was solved but im leaving this here because my brain was screaming
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
I hopped in on the fanKRANs >:D and I'm surprised at how actually not bad this looks even with a reference (in which credits to to @cuppajj =w=)
ANYWAYS this dude is named Bore and he's a geoscientist :)
49 notes • Posted 2021-12-04 18:01:42 GMT
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*Wakes up in a cold sweat*
Queen Scarlet with Mother Gothel's voice.
62 notes • Posted 2021-06-29 06:51:04 GMT
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im.. i woke up compelled... and i- I had to.. @cuppajj
85 notes • Posted 2021-05-17 17:24:33 GMT
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*dragon overlord dragon overlord*
HERES SOME CONTEXT
There's a book series I used to read a lot, Wings of Fire, and one of the villains in it is Queen Scarlet. She reminds me so much of Overlord now that I think about it BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE PRISONERS FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THEIR ARENAS WITH THE PROMISE OF FREEDOM AND MY MIND WAS BLOWN WHEN I REALIZED THAT SO I REALLY WANTED TO DRAW A DRAGON OVERLORD
What's worse is I've known about Scarlet longer than Overlord and it took me a year to actually see the similarities. I swear I honestly believe those two would get together so well
(Hey @cuppajj I know you like overlord heehoo)
128 notes • Posted 2021-05-27 02:52:15 GMT
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OKAY SO THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME
Yall see Soundwave calling Cosmos little Autobot, right? Adorable!
BUT SIR
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156 notes • Posted 2021-09-30 13:52:22 GMT
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#my 2021 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#oh man#oh dang#oh man oh dang#oh boy#yall tbh 2021 kind of really sucked for me but maybe 2022 will be better#who knows#man i really hope it will
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"Get fucked" -your friendly neighborhood cleric
Okay so. D&D story time. I joined a group on their campaign (2 sessions in). They did not have a cleric, so I decided to be one. Except. She just fucking wrecked a party the group encountered.
To get some background, she's a hermit wood elf. She's very gay. She wears a flannel under her leather vest. And her first interaction with people for 250 years was getting kid napped and tortured. Like real brutal, nasty shit. And then this group found me, and I joined them bc fuck it I'm getting out of here. My alignment is chaotic good btw.
So anyways. We were walking through an underground maze sort of, trying to get from one side of the mountain to the other. Along the way my character is straight up dissociating in a corner until I find my holy symbol again. Oh my deity is "bestia" the deity of beasts. That's relevant kinda. And anyways so I get better, we progress through the tunnels and come to a spot where it branches off and we hear gurgling voices. So we try to figure out the most effective way to deal with this. We can't pass that hallway without attracting attention so. Our tiefling thief goes to the corner to peek and try to see what they are, and relays back what she sees. She can only see half, but we see they are heavily armored big brutes. She retreats back to tell us and we set our trap.
I, the cleric who has been severely wronged by these creatures, set a trap. I use thorn Growth. Which is kinda a fuck you spell for the levels we are at tbh. We are only level 3. So anyways. It casts a spell that puts a 20 ft radius circle area that is difficult terrain and all thorny and shit. And they have to roll a perception check to see the trap. And it lasts 10 minutes, or whenever I dispel it. It's beautiful.
And then our half elf bard uses some spell (idr the name) that let him cast an illusion of me (these peoples prisoner) in the hallway the monsters were in. So they yelled "what's the prisoner doing here" to eachother. In really garbled common tongue. And started coming towards us. See thorn growth also does 2d6 damage per 20 ft travelled in it. This circle is 40 ft across. Do the math.
So the first one charges in and just fucking impales himself. He dies easy. Our elf wizard casts grease which makes the area right before the spike trap greasy. And then someone set it on fire, but tbh I'm not entirely sure who.
And then our dragon born fighter, who has fuck all intelligence but all of the health in the word, decides he's going to charge into the thorn trap bc he has no ranged attacks and fuck it right? It hurts him too, but he's got the health for it and it only hurts when you move. So he can stand in there as long as he wants and work as an effective lure. Our bard persuades one of the monsters to walk into the fire and thorns. It wasn't even difficult, he just went "hey dude you should come here" and the hobgoblin (since we have fully seen them now) just goes "uhh yeah sure ok".
And then I use thorn whip on one standing near the trap but not in it, and pull him forward far enough for the trap to wreck his shit.
But now at this point, we've got 3 bodies piling up in the hallway, most of us can't do much, so finally I dispel the trap. The bard confuses one of the hobgoblins into thinking our brute of a dragon born needs a hug. Mind you this dude is 5 ft across at the shoulders. Hugging him if you're an enemy? Not a good idea. But it works and the DM goes "ok so he climbs over his buddies flaming corpses to hug drake". So he's just hugging the shit outta this enemy for a couple peoples turns.
I use guiding bolt on the enemy that is farthest (it has a range of 120 ft) which still isn't that far. And I roll a nat 20. And then roll a 13, so I do 26 damage bc it's a critical. The DM just said "and he exploded. Now everyone is covered in his innards" so we got two left.
And our wizard happens to speak goblin. So. He tries to convince them to put down their weapons and make peace. Only problem is, he didn't consult any of his teammates. So none of us are aware of this peace treaty attempt, and our dragon born finishes ripping the dude he's hugging in half. So now this last guy is like "oh fuck no peace treaty I guess" and tries to back away.
Our lawful good paladin won't just let him get away, I mean these things reek of evil and they need to die. Most of us are in agreement that he should die bc it's more merciful (we're pretty much all chaotic good). Like at this point he has watched 5 of his buddies get fucked in the most brutal of ways, he's at least gonna have some pretty severe PTSD if he lived. My character briefly thought about letting him live once the team said it would be more cruel (she's chaotic good but her main flaw is bloodthirsty-ness and like keep in mind she was just tortured for a long ass time by these people ok. This is personal revenge and they're evil).
But then the bard pulls an evil move. Like evil enough that our DM had to take back his inspiration. He throws his voice to imitate something in goblin, making him think some buddies are coming to back him up. So he turns around.
And this gives our paladin the chance to do an opportunity attack, and he finally finishes murdering this poor hobgoblin, who honestly was just chilling with friends and did not even kind of expect the day to go like this but that's what happens when your day job is murdering and torturing.
And that's the story of how a cleric fucked. Shit. Up.
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do all those asks cause u told me "I'm bored ask me some" so all
Hey f u c k you1: What are you wearing? - My fuckin underwear dude2: Ever been in love? - Yeah3: Ever had a terrible breakup? - Y e a h4: How tall are you? - 5'6" or so5: How much do you weigh? - Last I checked was months ago and I was around 130 I think6: Any tattoos do you want? - Nothing specific in mind but I know I wanna get one at some point7: Any piercings that you want? - Maybe my ears8: OTP? - Izuocha!9: Favorite Show? - My Hero Academia, Gurren Lagann, the Strain, the Walking Dead, and Samurai Jack10: Favorite bands? - Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Pantera, and Mastodon (oof)11: Something you miss? - Idk12: Favorite song? - Song for the Dead by Queens of the Stone Age or Still Counting by Volbeat, currently13: How old are you? - 17 in like a month14: Zodiac sign? - Leo15: Hair Color? - Black16: Favorite Quote? - "Crash Bandicoot is stinky" - Ding Dong (OneyPlays 2017)17: Favorite singer? - No one in particular really? Just anyone with a good voice is amazing to me (Dave Grohl, Michael Poulsen, etc.)18: Favorite color? - Red and blue19: Loud music or soft? - L O U D20: Where do you go when you're sad? - My shower probably21: How long does it take you to shower? - Depends on if I'm sad or not :^)22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? - Like 20 minutes23: Ever been in a physical fight? - Who hasn't?24: Turn on? - Cute girl.........25: Turn off? - Rude girl........26: The reason I joined Tumblr? - Cause you made me27: Fears? - Heights, tight spaces, uncertainty28: Last thing that made you cry? - Let's Not29: Last time you cried? - A little over a month ago30: Meaning behind your url - Tetsutetsu, multiple times31: Last book you read? -My Hero Academia volume 232: Last song you listened to? - Go With the Flow by Queens of the Stone Age33: Last show you watched? - The Strain34: Last person you talked to? - My friend Hannah35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted? - I like her........36: Favorite food? - Spaghet37: Place you want to visit? - Italy, France, Spain, or Germany38: Last place you were? - The loft in my house39: Do you have a crush? - Ye,,40: Last time you kissed someone? - A couple weeks ago41: Last time you were insulted and what was it? - @invader-lum called me a cuck42: What color underwear are you wearing? - Blue43: What color shirt are you wearing? - Does not apply44: What color bottoms are you wearing? - See above45: Wearing any bracelets? - Nope46: Last sport you played? - Soccer i think47: Last song you sang? - I have never sang a day in my life48: Last prank call you remember doing? - FUCK IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO AND IT WAS REALLY FUNNY BUT I FORGOT IT49: Last time you hung out with anyone? - Yesterday50: Favorite movie - There's too many but I always default to Neighbors
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