#history sucks bro

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

(surely this has already been done, but i could not find it, so i had to make sure it existed. -dathomirdumpsterfire)

#i got news for you buddy #you can fuck him many times if you can convince him #but you can only kill him once #and history tells us that you kinda suck at killing each other #like a lot #sorry bro #darth maul #star wars #sith #dathomir #maul opress #zabrak #nightbrothers #maul #obi wan kenobi #obimaul #obiwan kenobi #obi-wan kenobi #star wars memes #dumpsterfire content

[rewritingcanon]

noooo way we gotta throw the whole security council away this shit is not working no more 💀

#what fucking braniac thought it would be a good idea to put USA and russia on there… and the UK and china and basically the whole council #fuck i hate it here #i hate the USA holy shit if the USA has no haterz im fucking dead holy shit holy shit #the WORST country ever #USA try to be on the right side of history challenge (impossible) #USA try not to be directly responsible for the genociding of brown people challenge (impossible) #the united nations sucks ass #biden gagging on netanyahu’s small baby penis #im so MADDD bro im actual tweaking why is EVERYTHING GOING TO SHIT #ppl starting to give less of a fuck now too omg omg omg whattf #free palestine #palestine #fuck the usa #ceasefire #if yall american citizens dont start getting off ur asses and actually DOING something like….. #like go storm ur parliament like u did when that numpty trump got voted out. tf. #rant #lyfe

[tariah23]

Hm.

#Wasn’t Jordan peele the one who started that list to show support for Israel or something months back… #man it’s really soured my interest in his stuff now tbh #like that was crazy #he wrote that letter to Biden himself right? #rambling #I feel like ppl forgot that especially since MM Is coming out soon 😭 #it sucks man #but I can’t even be biased a lot of ppl I adore was posting support for Israel as well and many deleted them but mfs still remember #a lot of ppl were just jumping on the bandwagon without knowing the full context and history of what theyd done to Palestine but it just #shows how stupid a lot of these people really are and were #just blindly following a cause that you don’t know anything about bro…? #just because your agent told you to or because you wanted to look progressive or whatever tf #it’s crazy

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Very late to this but I’d be interested in the plex history ask game

Not late at all! The post has a few likes too so I'll maybe set it up once I have everything written down and organised. May be a little bit due to hopefully a very swiftly approaching change of meds (and Helldays also known as Christmas/Boxing day) but yeah!!! Soon!!!

I have another game to set up too that'll be pretty fun to fuck around with! That's an art one though so who knows when that's happening :( Soon though!!! Everything's soon!!! I have given up on exactly nothing just you wait till I figure out whadda hell I'm doing!!! You're all getting SWARMED and it'll be all over for you guys!!!! The ultimate question of if I was nerfed enough at birth will come the moment I settle on some helpful meds lmao

#thank you for your interest lads i will work on the history and workshop the game for us to play!! #the history one will currently exclude some guys... which sucks but they'll be the focus of the art game so it balances out! #i should... make a checklist like i did for the submechanophobia wiki project for the history doc... #that might help my brain do it... #hm #ALSO APPARENTLY AMFEXA MEDS USE UP A LOT OF FUCKING NUTRIENTS AND SHIT #BRO NO WONDER I'VE BEEN FEELING SO CHRONICALLY FUCKED UP #so long as the prescription goes through I'm switching off those real soon though #so I'm optimistic things will get better! #and of course #easier!! #as is the intention with meds but hey ho silver these ones are no go #anyway I'm so fucking tired so goodnight!!! #i will be adding this to the list of stuff i wanna do!! #glad people are interested in this stuff!!! #pop rox talks

[misano17]

Dhampyr don’t need to breathe

Little guy is in the pool chair. Reference I used under the cut:

#Cy Eliodor #My little skrunkly creature #dnd oc #my art <3 #my memes #Bro is confused #This is the result of this little goober being a religion buff but not a history buff #He knows literally fuck all about Illithid society #He’s so lucky he ran into one who isn’t under an elder brain’s influence <3<3 #maybe getting brain sucked would do him some good

[moonlightfilly]

the author of the book i’m reading has such major beef with Ireland, but instead of showing us its flaws in a natural way, he’s just repeatedly hitting us over the head with a hammer and making every single character literally express over and again that Ireland is a backwards, hateful place that never changes

#bro there's criticism and commentary on troubled history and then there's just bashing the whole place over and over #like idk how to communicate how heavy handed and unforgiving the book is that it's beyond being critical and angry about ireland's past #you won't catch a single character say a good thing about it and we even have rando americans in nyc telling the mc that ireland sucks like? #ok man we get it and i think if you were a better writer you could have done a better job of communicating Ireland's past #without feeling the need to spell it out in such a way that it comes across as just..... way too much. #showing not telling (more like yelling) your themes over and over and maybe added some nuance #i won't name the book or author i think bc i value my life it's so well rated and i'm like??? for what??? everything is so heavy handed #you can't miss the themes in this book the author has set up a huge flashing sign that every 5 pages will hit you over the head again #weirdly sex obsessed as well like beyond even normal things the first third of the book it was all they could talk about it was strange #nobody had a personality outside of talking about sex or thinking about it or having it #the boy starts as a 7 year old and it's already happening then like what 7 years olds do you know like this sir??? #Evie reads #tumblring by moonlight

[icharchivist]

on another irony i went back to look for Road’s song out of nostalgia while at it and the only thing youtube knew to do was shove STEP from a3 in my way, for NO reason, but only to have me stare, confused, almost yelling, about why out of all the a3 songs to shove my way it had to be the one with Kanda’s second seiyuu while i was specifically talking about the dgm seiyuu coincidences that had been following me.

#Takuya Sato is never going to let me forget that i first was meh about him because he wasn't Takahiro Sakurai #2015's opinions that didn't age well AT ALL #i talked about it a lot before but the second dgm anime had a lot of seiyuu newcomers. #that started just getting popular but started out in idol games so casual shounen fans were so mean to them LMAO #but personally i was just sour the whole ancient cast was replaced by a new sounding one #i remember staying up super late to the 2015's cast annoncement and being a bit disappointed with the seiyuu at the time #And Sato especially was taking Kanda in a complete different direction than Sakurai and i didn't know what to think of it #anyway the anime sucked (not bc of the seiyuu tho they did their best) and i moved on with my life #only to get obsessed about seiyuu in 2019 or so and getting hit in the face #with the fact all of my favorite seiyuu at the time. Were all in the dgm second anime. #Takuya Sato. Eguchi Takuya. Wataru Hatano. Saito Soma. Hanae Natsuki. All that jazz. #not specifically a fav too but a seiyuu i like: Ayume Murase too #and i'm still. Staring at my past self. Trying to slap her in the face like. Bro. Bro. #Meanwhile now Sakurai hit rock bottom in my esteem and he somehow still brought a shovel #i can't believe history will come back at me laughing at me #on how i'm crying over how happy i am hearing Sato's voice and wanting Sakurai's to disappear. #life comes at you fast and it comes at you in the most hilarious way so beware. #(at least from the old cast Suzuken still didn't disappoint me and that's all that matters <3) #ichatalks

[olive-garden-hoe]

YouTuber music generally sucks

*sees private playlists*

I SAID GENERALLY

#noel miller #cody ko #tmg #tiny meat gang #their music slaps so fucking hard #it’s not even funny #bro and the stupendium #the stupendium #AAAAHHH #jt music #man that shit gets me going in the morning #epic rap battles of history #those suck #but the Austin powers one??? #YouTuber music #bad YouTuber music #good YouTuber music #Spotify #Spotify private playlists #music #guilty pleasure

[peapod20001]

Ppl point out the clean lineart on my traditional drawings and I’m like “huh...yea you’re right..hm, uh. I didn’t really notice to be completely honest with ya”

#random post #like...I’ve been swept away by drawing oc and blasting sounds that I forgot I was performing the act of drawing #my brain is never really conscious while drawing really...I just get like. vague ideas about oc and a fuzzy image of what they look like #and what they’re doing/saying on repeat in my mind with no real voice #mmmmmmmmmmmmm uh. yea uhm uh. the only time I think about my drawing is when someone is watching me. or I’m drawing on my phone. cus drawing #lines on this bitch fucking sucks lowkey hshsgahdvhd. and the fucking COLORS I really just need someone to like. color things for me cus #I’m indecisive as hell and keep changing things. even when I have a color pallete for a character! I like! change it by the next drawing! 😭 #bro I #I’m incoherent a bit I apologize lol I was studying for test but turns out we don’t HAVE class today so no test.. but !! #uhnn gn mgmg hm I just wanted to get this one done with 😭 #is fine ig. I’ll just. do other class stuffs? I gotta write English final essay #make up the OTHER essays that are like. 3 weeks past due.. another assignment for English.. #fucking. MATH. and then studying for THAT final #AND WRITE MY FINAL FOR HISTORY #AND DO THE FINAL PROJECT FOR LEARNING FRAMEWORKS #BROO OH N O #I’m just rattling off nonsense here I apologize 😘 hdmsj

[scalproie]

Menelaus and Ajax are dead and we are only on day 2 of the trojan war

#this is like one of those games my bro-in-law play where you have to recreate famous battles in history #''for this speedrun strat you will need to get menelaus and ajax killed as quick as possible (and dont bring in diomedes his stats suck)- #-and thanks to this glitch exploit you will shave like 10 whole year of the trojan war'' #tagging later

[ritzcuit]

this person i follow on insta reposts like Idk what to call it. just esoteric shit that makes sense to them. it all goes over my headNLDFKNG on their story and one of them this time was a passage from some text (probably gay history from like the 80s) abt butch4butch ppl turning to gay male stories rather than the typical lesbian story. Because lesbian stories would focus on it being like two femmes or like have an emphasis of femininity underlining the story ..... whereas a story between two men would be. masculine. So to speak. At least back then. and im like damn

#its messy and in that lgbt history way that wouldnt be seen as Quite Correct these days #but im like... damn! #i have a real aversion to like female characters LMFAO and m/f ships because i just #have a commplex about that sort of thing i guess. i dont know #femininity gives me hives essentially. sometimes i can handle it tho but ANYWAY #So i prefer stories that are like almost entirely men. like say in shounen anime or some shit. #And in that same vein im very conscious of my almost exclusively shipping m/m stuff bc im like #damn. it'd suck if i was actually fetishizing gay men and i didnt realize it NELKNFKLDNG #So i just think abt these sorts of things. #ive said 'im like damn' three times bro i need new words

[kavehater]

Highest of highs and lowest of lows I’m gonna stop banking on her cause I’m sure she’s lying

#as usual #hmmm #by her I mean two people LOL #I wish people wouldn’t sugar coat just tell me how it is #it sucks cause people in the wrong times treat me like I’m a sensitive delicate thing but in the most uncalled for times ( aka most of the #time 99.99% ) #I get treated with such brash insensitivity so I’m used to ppl being rude so you can literally tell me how it is #you can literally tell me you don’t find me interesting anymore and you don’t like me anymore even if we’ve been friends for ten yrs #like if dahlia said this to me and we’ve been friends since primary school btw #like we knew of each other I believe In 4th grade bro we have long history 😭 #if even dahlia popped up to me and said she doesn’t like me anymore I’d accept that #so if she can say that and I’d be like understandable have a nice day so can literally anyone else #he’ll even my parents can say this idm #so when I say tell me how it is I mean literally tell me how it is #I’m not delicate or in need of sugar coating and while in lots of instances doing so is sweet and considerate #a lot of the times in the case of friendships I’d rather not #because if you can’t pretend to like me as much as others then just tell me; if you can then let’s keep pretending together #but you do realise ( talking about both these people lolll ) that I’m too observant for my own good? I mean I didn’t rank first in English #for nothing ya know ??? basically you do realise I see everything …. I can give you a billion interpretations of said behaviour and I’m VVV #thorough #anyways ! where was I going with this #perhaps unspoken letters which would stay unspoken hmmm I dunno tbh ! #dora daily

[anacrea]

shout out to my mom for being ill my entire life because now that my body is falling apart in ways that suggest i have what she's got I take it like a champ

#i'm fine with it #like ok sucks but also bro thas my lot in life ig #when i feel good i do anything i want when i feel bad i do what i can #also shout out to her for paving paths for me bc i'm not wondering whats wrong or wondering if i hurt my back for forever at my old job #i have that family history of 'shits fucked from your genes'

[arolesbianism]

I am being bewitched by the random card au once more. I <3 inventing more and more ways to ruin characters lives with magic bullshit I pulled out of my ass

#rat rambles #band posting #random card au #this is abt kasumi and nanana btw Ive been thinking more abt how the water curse works #the two had very different experiences with it tho mostly because kasumi was able to fight against it for a lot longer #still only like an hour but thats an eternity compared to nanana's like 5 minutes lol #nanana mostly succumed as quickly as she did because shes a spellcaster meaning that her body has reshaped itself to funnel magic through it #much faster and with less resistance than a non spellcaster would #that isnt to say the curse struggles with a normal person but that her specific body structure made it particularly fast acting #kasumi on the other hand had some mild experience with magic but mostly through much more external sources #basically using physical objects to create magical effects instead of actively channeling it #she also just fought back extremely hard which ended up in it being all the worse by the end #basically nanana melted and kasumi exploded #it wasnt too gorey tho since the whole deal is that it turns their bodies into water and keeps their souls tied to it #asuka did get to see it happen tho which did not help with kasumi trying to convince her to carry on the rebellion #its ok eventually she caused an even bigger one anyways despite her best efforts #and kasumi is still around in the main story even if she is in a fish tank in rinko's office #nanana has a lot of worldbuilding relevance and does appear once but is only rly relevant by association to the curse and her history #she basically only appears to tell ako yeah your family sucks sorry bro #but shes important To Me I love her so dearly #oh to be the first to fall yet the last one standing #nanana is mostly just hanging out with the other water ghosts nowadays (emu is also there fun fact) #she got a lil too silly so sad #they're doing better than they could be tho at least they have their own lil ghost town #except for kasumi but hey she has uhhh. rinko ig. #eventually tsukishi gets her out of there tho dw #god this is reminding me I Really need to worldbuild fairies more #theres like 3 of those bastards and one of them is actually mildly important + they Need to exist for other worldbuilding shit #maya is the important one btw she is stuck being chu2s music buddy

[rebelcosmonaut]

Do you think worms like the feeling of slithering through a tiny hole in the dirt? Surely they must. I feel so bad for all the autistic worms out there who hate the feeling of slime or dirt.... you poor, poor things.... this is your whole world, yet it hurts you so.... tragic.

#worms #about me #poor autism worms #fuckin sucks bro #now im sad for worms #i'm like an angel during the medieval pestis rhetoric #damn.... #and yall hate bein worms? #that sucks bro #no wonder you comit the sin of enjoying colors #you gotta live in a sensory nightmare #sorry nonhumanities folks #or if youre not a western history nerd #yall aint know what im talkin about

[tgcg]

playin around aka karkat doesnt know how to carry people instead of dragging them round like a corpse

TG: man you suck at this

TG: im the most unelevated dude in history right now

CG: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR ENTIRE TORSO EXTENDS LIKE A FUCKING MEOWBEAST AT THE SOFTEST HINT OF UPHEAVAL!

TG: a real bro would accept my faults litheness and all

TG: not my fault im agile like a goddamn ballerina

TG: if lil newton got a load of this situation pre-apple exposure he wouldnt have needed that tree is all im sayin

CG: IF YOUR SPHINCTER OF A MOUTH WOULD STAY SHUT FOR MORE THAN A HALF-SECOND MAYBE MY BELEAGUERED FUCKING FRAME WOULDN'T FEEL SO INSANELY INUNDATED WITH THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

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TG: you gotta lift with your legs karkat

CG: HRAGHAJGRHRGJRHRRR.

TG: listen man your poise is all wrong

CG: LET ME FOCUS!!!

TG: the smokey bear of workplace safety would be losing his shit at your posture

CG: NO. NO. I GOT THIS.

TG: i guess if i really really wanted to look at the ceiling this would be cool

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TG: oh shit

CG: HYAAAAAAAG

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CG: PFFFF.

#davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #omg i forgot to tag it at all. oops. fixd #comix #playin around