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matchnightt · 2 months

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#logan sargeant #ls2 #f1 #formula 1 #f1 web weaving #web weaving #williams racing #mitski #puberty 2 #i bet on losing dogs #he means so much to me #it’s not even funny #the inherent sadness that comes with being a professional athlete

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mxmarsbars · 1 month

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felt like doodling :P

#I love his skin so much #it’s not even funny #if cyberpulse has zero fans I’m dead #impulsesv #impulsesv fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft 10 #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr

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someones-there-1 · 2 months

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good ol painting study (“the fall” by alan stephens foster) for my boys

#the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #magpod #jonmartin #tma fanart #tma #tma jmart #god i think about mag 159 so often #it’s not even funny #pey art

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onceandfuturelesbian · 7 months

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the idea that there can only be one queer person (+ an outside love interest) in tv shows/movies is so stupid and unrealistic

like besties,,,, we flock like ducks

if there’s one, there’s another ten

in the last seven years of my life (age 12-19) my best friend (at the time) came out and there was like a ripple effect, now i’m a lesbian and friends w more queer people than cishet people

i was gonna say i need a show with a Token Straight Friend™️ but that’s literally tao in heartstopper

#this was inspired by supercorp #they were so gay for eachother #it’s not even funny #of every non-canon/queerbaited ship they had the most chemistry #you can’t change my mind #hizzie is also high up there #and merthur of course #but SUPERCORP #lgbtq+#lgbtqia #merthur #hizzie #heartstopper #tao xu heartstopper

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chrollohearttags · 9 months

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life imitates art

tw: gunplay, b!ood kink, spit play, dumbification, thigh riding, bc I’m a sick fuck + kinktober is on my brain now but hear me out…

musician eren! doing a video where he’s holding a weapon, like he’s robbing/killing someone and he ends up covered in blood, all shirtless. Just looking all primal and sexy. It goes viral everywhere…all the women on Twitter are losing their shit. Saying how good he looks. Comments like “I understand, (y/n).” “(Y/N) thinks she’s better than me. She really won at life 😭😩” With screen caps of your rapper husband carrying a pistol and showered in blood as he sits with a cigarette in his mouth and his grills in. You’re constantly getting tagged and trust, hubby’s new song is on repeat in your insta stories but little does he know how much influencer (y/n) loves it as well and needless to say, it becomes your favorite one he’s ever made. One scene in particular that gets you is when a girl in the video is on her knees, with a gun in her mouth..licking it as he stands over her, holding it. So now, you want him to reenact it with him and he’s more than happy to oblige! So fast forward a couple days and he’s got you sitting on his lap..eyes all droopy and tongue out as he teases the barrel of his 45MM against your thighs, tapping you with it to pop them open. Only to tease it against your panties as you’re grinding on his thigh.

“There you go, princess…now, put it in your mouth. Careful..”

his voice all gravelly as he places that gun between your lips, watching you drool and gag on it. Once he sees you’re comfortable, he starts slowly fucking your mouth with it and lets you slowly grind on his lap. You’re getting turned on; so wet that it’s staining his Amiris and he gently pulls your tits out to grope them as you helplessly straddle his leg like a helpless little slut. And he’s so happy he married you..because who else would be down to try some crazy ass shit like this?

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hufflepotato-18 · 4 months

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AND WHAT IF I STAMPED THESE ON MY FOREHEAD???

#elizabeth olsen #golden globes 2024 #OH MY GOOOOOOOD #I AM SO UNWELL #IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY

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ryan-waddell11 · 5 months

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in a world of boys, he's a gentleman

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quotidianish · 5 months

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Scout and his trigger happy math tutor

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #art #tf2 art #artwork #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #Quotidianish #IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY #tf2 comic

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httpiastri · 2 months

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So we all saw the Paul tongue thing right? Like that was hot right?

oh bestie i did not miss it

i’ve been reloading the f1tv app ever since the stream ended to see when i could finally screen record and get this…… holy FUCK ???? that’s so hot, im-

#new pfp alert #HES SO HOT #PAUL?? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING TO ME?????#i think he does actually #and he will keep doing it i hope #waaaahhhhh im so in love with him #it’s not even funny #paul aron #asks!#anon!#f2 #bahrain 2024

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cascodeddeangirlie · 24 days

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I just happen to think that if anyone looked at me the way Ted looked at Charlotte i’d die