#holy run on sentence batman

[andyoullhearitagain]

I saw Leonard Nimoy end a tweet "LLAP" so I was thinking about whether spock ends his texts "llap" (verdict: no, but kirk sometimes texts him that and spock's like that's not how it works but I appreciate the effort) and came to the conclusion that Kirk definitely signs all his texts "jk" and everyone who texts him has to go through the process of "just kidding? about what? oh another text from the captain. oh jim kirk."

#on purpose? no no one has ever pointed this out to him #bones would give him shit about it but he doesn't know jk stands for just kidding #star trek #james t kirk #spock #holy run on sentence batman #star trek tos

[a-queer-seminarian]

lowered my mask momentarily to take a sip from my water bottle with its “God loves Their transgender children” sticker on it and almost did a spit take when I noticed the person next to me on this plane is watching Fox News

#apparently there’s a scrabble for snowflakes now!! lmao #holy run on sentence batman

[talkativelock]

Sometimes I think about the fact that the SGA writers genuinely thought that an episode where the main emotional core is "Rodney gets sick and starts losing his memory and the only thing he remembers is John while John rushes to prepare for Rodney's death, find some way to save him, and keep him calm and comforted all at the same time" was a whole ass heterosexual episode leading into a heterosexual romance with a character whose screen time in the episode is very limited in favor of the above emotional roller coaster with John and I wonder like..... how they thought that???

#holy run on sentence batman #stargate #stargate atlantis #the shrine #mcshep #otp: in every universe #the shrine is both the best and worst episode of s4-5 and i stand by that #random aside but i found out the other day that my dad just mentally blocks bad episodes of tv shows #so he thinks shows are better than they are usually #and he blocked most of s4 and s5 of sga which is hilarious #to him sga will always have the energy of s3 #a blessing and a curse

[imagine-knb]

may I request GOM + kuroko and kagami's reaction on realising that the best/close friend! reader is slowly falling for them and vice versa! thanks!

I'm going into this under the assumption that it's obvious to the guys that reader is falling for them, so there's no doubt on their part. If you meant it like they didn't know reader was falling for them, feel free to send in another request! Admin Neon

Kuroko: Despite already knowing that you liked him back as much as he liked you, it was still nerve wracking for Kuroko to even consider confessing his feelings — verbally, at least. He ends up writing notes to you and sticking them in places he knows you will find. Instead of responding verbally back, you wind up doing the same. For months, the two of you play this little back and forth penpal game, each note getting sappier than the last. Until one day...

"____-san," Kuroko calls out to you. He has a letter in hand, holding it out for you to take. It was the first time he was handing one to you directly. When you open it up, there's a single sentence written in his messy penmanship. "Will you go out with me?"

Kagami: He would have thought knowing that you reciprocated his feelings would make things better, but it actually has quite the opposite affect on Kagami. Suddenly, he's over-analyzing every little thing he does around you. Did you like the way he laughed? The way he spoke? The way he ate? What was it about himself you found so charming? He wondered if you thought the same things about yourself and all the things about you that he also found so alluring.

His overthinking actually ends up ruining the mood for a while, because he tends to avoid things that cause him to overthink — unless it's basketball. It isn't until you confront him one day about his wishy-washiness that he blurts out, "It's because I like you, okay?!"

Kise: The very same day Kise realizes that you like him back is the day that he decides he wants to ask you out officially. There's only one problem with his plan: he's been asking you out all this time, but you always mistook it for jokes on his end. He supposed all the experience he had with dating and all the relationships he went through while being friends with you was his downfall, because it must've made you compare yourself to everyone else.

"____cchi, please, just one actual date," he begs after yet another playful rejection from you. He was determined. "I promise, it's not a joke or anything and it's not just a hang out between friends. I'm being serious with you, believe me!"

Aomine: There are suddenly a lot more teasing smiles thrown your way once he realizes your feelings for him are the same as his own for you. Aomine never tells you he likes you back in the beginning, instead deciding to tease you for just a bit longer for your crush on him. Every opportunity he gets to fit it into a conversation, he will. It always brings him a sense of pride to see how easily he can get you to fluster just from calling you out over it.

"Aww, no need to get so shy when I'm around," he'd drawl, leaning down to get closer to your face. "Unless... what? You like me? Well, of course you do. It's me, after all." Even you weren't safe from his cockiness.

Midorima: He's not the type to beat around the bush once he figures out what he wants and he ends up devising a plan to confess to you the next time he sees you. However, putting plans into action are often a lot harder than devising them and Midorima finds himself more nervous than he'd expected standing in front of you. He almost wants to abort — why was it so hard? He already knew you liked him back, so it shouldn't be that difficult.

But, of course, one of the reasons he fell for you was your perceptiveness to his feelings and when you tell him you think you know the reason for him calling you to meet with him, he's relieved. "I'm grateful you understand and... I hope you accept my feelings."

Murasakibara: Things seem to happen between the two of you despite never being talked about. You never formally confess your feelings to Murasakibara and he never really does the same, but even still the two of you grow closer and end up doing a lot of things together that people would associate as normal couple behavior: sharing food, walking places together, meeting every weekend. It's comfortable and easy.

Which is why he almost feels bad when he asks you one day, "____-chin, what are we?" It wasn't a question he expected himself to ask and one you definitely didn't expect to hear, but he's relieved when your answer aligns similarly with his own.

Akashi: Perhaps he knew from the beginning that the two of you would end up falling for each other, because Akashi had always had a soft spot for you. His actions before realizing your feelings for him don't differ from his actions prior; he still treats and respects you as an equal he wants to spend most of his time with. Of course, he doesn't jump straight into a relationship with you. He wants to be 100% sure his feelings are reciprocated.

"I hope I'm not being presumptuous when I say I think we feel similarly for each other," he tells you one day, the hand holding onto yours stroking a gentle thumb across your skin. "I hope you would allow me to opportunity to be more to you."

#kuroko #kise #aomine #midorima #mirasakibara #akashi #kagami #gom #holy run on sentence batman

[wannab-urs]

I'm reading one of those 30+ chapter Din fics over on AO3 - you know the ones - and this one has Y/N in it which I normally don't read, but I am here to tell you maybe don't skip a fic just cause they use y/n bc this is not wattpad shit. this shit is GOOD.

I don't think i'd even mind the y/n thing as much if my name wasn't GIN. GIN AND DIN IS BAD. NO GOOD. DO NOT LIKE.

#gin is fanfic posting #y/n? that's me #gin stfu #holy run on sentence batman

[polyamquackity]

I want to read my book, but my books in the car and technically I could just start another book because I finished three books since starting this book (because it doesn't compel me as much as it's predecessor) but like I really should finish this book

#ash reads #holy run on sentence batman

[sarahshrinks]

we might be moving our wedding up by an entire year !! i’m so excited to marry the love of my life !! i can’t believe this is my existence !! other things are bad and being in my brain is hard and self love isn’t linear and i’ve had a backslide with my weight but i love someone who loves me and we get to have a dream wedding and we are just so so blessed and loved and underneath all of my own personal struggles i am so, so happy and grateful for everything the universe has given me regardless of whether or not i’ve deserved it.

#holy run on sentence batman #body neutrality #self love #plus size #curvy #no makeup #natural weight loss #mental health #nearlywed shit #manifestation

[thresholdbb]

I'll admit I'm not fully immersed in the Threshold AU, but apparently I've seen enough of the art and read enough posts that when someone came up with different names for the triplets, my immediate reaction was, "those aren't their names..."

#holy run on sentence batman #the audacity to try and name the kiddos after the emh and broccoli my head almost exploded #immediate side eye #Zimmerman called her Jane I mean #emh more like smh

[clarabow-mp3]

here's my headcanon connor and greg's gay dad were friends in high school/college and when connor's cousin bestie marianne came down from canada for holidays and the occasional family gathering he introduced them and they would all hang out together and then marianne and mr hirsch got married and had a baby and that changed a lot of things but they were all still friends and then marianne's husband, connor's friend, fell in love with someone else and maybe he was never really in love with marianne in the first place and he left and he went to sausalito and marianne took baby greg back to canada and connor bought his ranch in arizona and they didn't really have a falling out they just kind of fell apart.

#holy run on sentence batman #succession #anyway. if anyone cares. here's what i think. #someone somewhere once suggested connor marianne greg's gay dad bestie trio and i haven't stopped thinking about it since #i will never forget the fact that the first thing connor asks greg is how his mother is but she wasn't even at his wedding #i hope they reunite at the funeral and have a great time together and fix what was broken <3

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

not reading the latest dv vs vampires but my friend who read it said, and I quote word for word, "dick in dc vs vamps has erectile dysfunction." genuinely, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩

I typed an ENTIRE answer to this, like multiple paragraphs and tumblr ate it and I was far too furious to do it again so sorry this took me a moment.🖕to tumblr 😤

So I have no idea what this means, but it is such a ridiculous statement- let us theorize and analyze and wax poetic:

My first thought is that maybe your friend is referring to the nightgown Dick is wearing and that it is flat. Do they think Otto Schmidt should have drawn VampireKingDick with an erection? It could be that Barbara was imagining this more as a threatening dream than an erotic one. Maybe the erection was implied and the colorist just didn't shadow appropriately. I like to think that while it does seem erotic, as a vampire, maybe VKDick is simply feeding and doesn't get turned on by eating. Maybe you can ask your friend if they get excited when eating a blueberry muffin or horny with a hamburger. These questions may provide context.

The second, more abstract train of thought, is maybe they are making a pun and "Dick" is not "rising to the occassion" so to speak. I do think this is reaching to connect the pun, but no stone left unturned and all that. This also doesn't make much sense as it implies that VKDick is unsuccessful as a figure head. I fully disagree. He has methodically disposed of most of his opposition and turned the majority of the top powerful heroes without any suspicion. He has been impeccable so I can't imagine this is what they meant.

The third concept I can think of is the argument that as a "dead" being, vampires do not have a heart beat and therefore, the lack of blood pressure should make them unable to have an erection. This is a solid physiological argument, but if this was the thought, it shouldn't be specific to VKDick as now all penis-owning vampires have ED. This leads to another question you may want to ask your friend to decipher their meaning- Is it really a dysfunction that dead people cannot fuck?

The last thing that comes to mind is that maybe they confused ED with BDE (big dick energy). If this is what happened then yeah, VKDick arguably has BDE (I am on the side that he does). They may also just be confused by his name and all the acronyms. Too many Dicks can often leave one confused, so... that would be fair.

Ultimately, I agree this was an odd and out-of-context statement. If anyone knows what it means please help. If not, Anon, maybe you can use some of the questions above to obtain context. If you do, please let me know. I also made you the below edit to send to them without explanation. Idk if it will get you answers, but I think it would be funny

#dick grayson #vampire king dick grayson #dc vs vampires #nightwing #anon asks #holy run on sentence batman #edit #discussion of vampire erections #deep dick thoughts

[tenth-sentence]

The slow voices of the Riders stirred the hearts even of those who did not know the speech of that people; but the words of the song brought a light to the eyes of the folk of the Mark as they heard again afar the thunder of the hooves of the North and the voice of Eorl crying above the battle upon the Field of Celebrant; and the tale of the kings rolled on, and the horn of Helm was loud in the mountains, until the Darkness came and King Théoden arose and rode through the Shadow to the fire, and died in splendour, even as the Sun, returning beyond hope, gleamed upon Mindolluin in the morning.

"The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" - J.R.R. Tolkien

#book quote #lotr #lord of the rings #jrr tolkien #trotk #the return of the king #holy run on sentence batman #funeral #memorial #riders of rohan #rohirrim #theoden #field of celebrant #horn of the helm #mindolluin #singing #song

[alchemistc]

blue (for the "word in my wip" thing)

tbh I was actually kinda surprised I found "blue" but then I remembered that at LEAST one of the characters in my bb have blue eyes and I had to introduce them at some point.

The women were a study in contrasts — one short, dark hair and cautious eyes and a controlled kind of stillness that would have set Eddie on edge if not for the way she was facing him, open and understanding; the other all movement and energy, nearly of a height with Eddie, sun-kissed hair and grey-blue eyes, watching Eddie like she was trying to solve a riddle.

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in

#holy run on sentence batman #catie writes #seriously though #stefan voice: #this sentence has everything #m-dashes #oxford commas #a fucking semi-colon #awkward phrasing #follow me for m tips on how not to write

[ilsawasanacrobat]

Real fuckin tired of “generic viagra” commercials every. Fucking. Break. from the conservative radio station; when I currently have less rights of/to bodily autonomy than a godsdamned corpse in my state, thanks to the ,conservative’ supermajority

#attempting a read more #holy run on sentence batman #please feel free to keep scrolling

[kimikaami]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that every budding digital artist will sketch in bright red because it's the "correct" thing that all the pros do and will continue doing this until they've built up a habit they can't kick long past the time they've realized that it was a pointless thing to do all along

#holy run on sentence batman

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

#sherlock holmes #acd holmes #acd canon #john watson #holy run-on sentence batman

[the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all]

i'm just sitting here thinking of all the travel shit i have planned for the year while listening to "old school eminem" on spotify. i gotta listen to more d12 honestly. I love planning stuff but I swear I'm getting a little tired of doing SO MUCH all the time. I say that but then when i go a few weeks without doing something kinda fun I get all miserable.

i want to try to get up to indiana early this year but i have so much other stuff i don't really want to spend money on a rental car for four days, but that's kinda silly because i just need to go see my dad (who, by the way, believes he's talking to an asian woman ((sorry, i don't know where from because I know no details)) who's going to come to america just for him. my feelings on this are so complicated because my relationship with him is so complicated. I'm sad that he's so lonely he's trying to talk to random women who might not be real online, i'm sad that his life ended three years ago when he crashed that motorcycle, but i'm angry that he fucking didn't do anything for himself once it happened. He literally just let himself rot on the couch snorting opiates instead of doing any physical therapy at all which would have helped him so immensely. maybe if he did that my sister wouldn't have to be his slave bitch every weekend, god forbid he would do anything to help anyone else if it takes a modicum of effort from him. But i love him and it hurts me that he's in so much emotional and physical pain) because I haven't seen him in so long and I only visit maybe once a year. And I can stay with my sister so my only expense is the plane ticket and the car, but I only fly southwest because I have flight anxiety (i'm working on it) and i can't bring myself to fly the "budget" airlines like spirit and frontier because i'm terrified of them being smaller and less maintained (literally not true, FAA rules and blablabla)

So maybe that for April? late march? i also don't want to go there when my fucking mother goes which she's really been trying to get me to go with her but i don't... like her. And when we spend too much time together we stop getting along. and she's being so annoying with wedding stuff for me. She's just excite which i'm okay with but she's being really fucking naggy about stuff and kinda bitchy about my ceremony timeline I have planned and stuff. Like I want to start the ceremony at 4:30 or 4:45 because the sun sets at like 5:30 on my wedding date. So if its a 10 minute ceremony then that gives us 45 minutes of light to take family photos. But she doesn't listen and she keeps fucking going on and on and on about how it's going to be daylight when the reception starts. Okay???? I truly don't give a fuck it's not that deep to me. I just want to have a nice fun wedding and get good photos. And also her ideas are so dated and ugly no offense to old ladies, she keeps coming up with decor ideas and i have to gently tell her "i don't love that" because talking with her is always like playing chess so I have to balance not hurting her feelings.

SO there's that.

Then July I have a wedding in Maryland where I'm a groomswoman so I have to buy a dress for it (no biggie, it's for my friend parny and I LOVE him I am soooo not complaining). Leifs brother and my SIL might be meeting us up there so we can all take a little getaway together so that kinda knocks out my "visit leifs brother and emily" obligation for the first half of the year even though i love visiting them and i miss them and their normalcy compared to the rest of leifs family. I'm soooooooo over his mom right now it's not even funny. She's literally my mom but full waif. She's the victim of her bad relationship with her son (leifs brother) because he just "takes everything the wrong way" like girl. If it smells like shit everywhere you go, check your fucking shoe please. Anyways, July I have that.

I have to plan a bachelorette party (well, Julie does, but obviously I have a say in it) at some point, as well as do a sister trip. Another thing that I'm not complaining about. I love my sisters more than anything else in this world and I feel so fucking grateful that I've been able to spend so much time with them the last 5 years or so (but especially since the diagnoses almost two years ago, which jessica is still getting clean scans after her chemo!) So maybe I'll try to plan those two things together. Maybe we'll go to the ozarks or niagara falls. Or we'll go to nashville for that fucking green day concert because I'm so desperate to see them play the entirety of dookie and american idiot.

September we have another wedding in Rhode Island. We were originally gonna spend a full week up there looking around the area in case we want to move up to the North East but now we have a wedding to pay for ourselves so we're just gonna do a four day weekend. I'm pretty excited about that wedding too so not complaining, I'm just slightly sweaty bc my sister in law and brother in law keep talking about planning their wedding for this year in september or october and i need them to come up with a date so i know if it overlaps. ugh.

then november is our wedding!!!! yay!!!!! LEGALIZE!

that doesn't count the concert trips i want to take. I'll either drive up to atlanta to see green day or do nashville, and FOB is coming to orlando next month and i don't need to see them again but goddamnit i want to so I'm checking ticket prices every now and then

anyways I'm feeling a little stressed out. I feel like I've got so much going on but it's kinda how i thrive. so it's not a bad thing lol

also we're creeping closer to april which is when I'm supposed to get my yearly raise and I'm getting anxious as we approach it. I've done a great job in my position this year and produced a lot of good work, but I got a 7% cost of living raise in december and I'm worried they'll say that's my raise. Which isn't baaaaad but I was looking forward to getting a merit raise in april. also hoping we get a bonus again this year in april because we keep breaking records and my manager always tells us to give ourselves a big pat on the back and i'm like ayo, give me a check pls.

I feel very lucky that we're able to spend the amount of money we're spending on our wedding ON our wedding, since it's just one fucking day and it feels wasteful. Like we already own a house. It's okay. We have cars. We have no other thing we NEED to spend money or save money for right now but god damn it feels wasteful. I wish I could spend the money on this stuff and not feel guilty. And it helps that his parents and my dad are contributing and basically paying for the venue. but lawd. It's so wasteful.

#today in kristory #GAAAAAASP #holy run on sentence batman