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nevermind-i-forgot-whats-that · 3 years

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The inherent power of wearing men’s deodorant and cologne...I need to figure out why I like traditionally manly things so much but I was told if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free, and I am not yet clocked in at work. Make capitalism pay for your existential crises.

#about me #I bought some old spice #and holy shizzle sticks #I feel so good when I smell it #and also #most of my job is sitting in silence #so I contemplate #personal ramblings

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horatioandalice · 3 years

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@gemcandy wrote: "Holy shizzle, 9 years, time is not real~!"

I knooooooooow I remember bringing her home! It seems like it was just yesterday!

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Thank you! She has been a constant source of joy and comfort for the whole nine years! <3

@coffeepuppiesmaybe wrote: "Did she get any special treat? Or extra special snuggle time? (Unless Spencer gets Extra Jealous or something)"

It's hard to give her EXTRA snuggles because she already gets all the snuggles she wants! She did get snuggles, though! She also got some cooked brown rice (which she LOVES) and some apple, and she got to try to stick her head up my nostril (which she also loves for some reason)

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a-garden-of-worlds · 2 years

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manyotherroadsyettorun · 3 years

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all this death, has it finally made you happy?

Before you think, what the what is this? I need to give @elsaistherelifeonmars all the credit for this wonky idea of a video.

she said (to which i wholeheartedly agree) that Thirteen meeting their mirror version who is drenched in blood would be the best thing ever (again, I agree). Go read the fic she’s writing cause HOLY SHIZZLE ON A STICK ITS AMAZING.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28340223/chapters/69434367#workskin

Anyhow, I could tell tons of stories about how that tickled MY brain for an AU version video type of thingy of which this is the result, now mind you I have never edited AU before and I found that editing dialogue out of existing dialogue is TRICKY but I am quite chuffed at the end result here.

this for real will be the last edit of 2020 lol, except for a video on my personal channel, if I forget to post anything before 2021 lemme just say, have a good one and see you on the flippidy side

ps... the coming soon isn’t a joke, when I’ve finished my doctor who rewatch I’m dedicated to do a full on version of this when the dialogue is a bit more fresh in my chaotic brain.

#doctor who #whovians #dark!13 #mirrorverse au #The Thirteenth Doctor #river song #dw #au #edit

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thoschei-rights · 4 years

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Even more Who Fic ideas I can’t write bc I’m lazy

Okay maybe not lazy- I don’t think I’m lazy? I just really struggle keeping attention, and after a paragraph I’m bored? I struggle to stick with thing?? Idk? I dunno how to explain- but yeah take my ideas and run with them if you like them?? Heck if you write them, hit me up, and I’ll literally link them in this post <3

Okay so some of these exist already but they’re all mostly text fics? But can we please have more Eleven/Dhawan!Master fics?? I think the fandom has mostly just accepted their original meeting was while he was Eleven because he’s the only New Who Doctor not to have a Master Post-Ten? (Look I bolded post-ten so yall don’t think I’m ignoring Nine and The War Doc??) Can we not have the Master lowkey flirting with Eleven and Eleven being flustered af bc Eleven was a baby :’) Idk? I just- I have no excuses haha

This is an idea Ive had for a while, because I like River and y’know? Space Wives?? Please? :’) But anyway, my biggest love would be Thirteen in the Library episodes? Thirteen lowkey infiltrating the exploration squad or whatever the fudge they were called, she could pass as a normal person albeit a bit eccentric? Because River definitely doesn’t know that face if the Husbands of River Song is anything to go by? Thirteen promising herself she’s not there to get involved or change anything, she’s just there to see River one more time- but then Oop- she get’s involved gg :’) Its up to you how much she changes, if anything gets overwritten? Go crazy yo-

This prompt contains Broadchurch S2 spoilers btw Okay this one is a crossover? Sorry. Normally I’m not a crossover person, I just don’t like them most of the time unless they’re really well written? I read an amazing D:BH x Marvel crossover once?? ANYWAY. I’m going off on one... Broadchurch x Who fics aren’t rare.. but ones including Thirteen are hella rare and it makes me so sad?? But anyway, I finished season 2 the other day and lol at they end, Paul is all like lol bye Joe off to Sheffield you go... and I’m just there fucking screaming? Imagine right? Joe is just chilling in Sheffield being the shitstain that he is? And he sees Thirteen? and he’s like? fuck? what? help? Extra points if she’s being super gay with Yaz or she’s lowkey with the Master :’) but either way Joe is pissing himself bc he’s like holy fuck i’m being haunted or karma or- idk :’) extra extra points if Thirteen spots this random human staring and thinks he’s being homophobic or racist or smth and she lowkey gives him a glare and hESHJBF,DJKBFHDHJKFSDG I’m fine. fuck. i’m honestly fine. Joe deserves jail thanks he made my baby cry :ccc

nOW I have that out of the way- iMAgine lets kill hitler but when River gives him her regenerative shizzle, it heals him yes, but he also regenerates into Twelve? bc by this point the ponds have witnessed Mels > River regeneration so they’re aware of the concept? but now? their young energetic puppy of a doctor is a grumpy scot? and they’re whiplash af? but they aren’t the type to get judgemental? bc he’s still the doctor? I think if the ponds ever had to deal with a regen, they’re definitely in the group that would be accepting and wouldn’t taken ten years to get over it (LOOKING AT YOU CLARA YOU MEANIE???) Rory having a mid-life crisis bc now he has TWO anger scot peoples

Clara breaking Thirteen out of prison bc we’ve all seen the Jack versions but hi Clara can’t get back to Gallifrey to be put back in her timestream if iTS ALL DESTROYED SO IS SHE IMMORTAL??/ Anyway yeah Clara is like lmao psyche I’m gonna go save the dork from prison bc ur not telling me she doesn’t keep tabs on him? pft. Thirteen is like woah holy shit Clara? and Clara is like woah holy shit yoU REMEMBER ME AND YOU’RE GORGEOUS AND WOAH SHIT NOW IM GAY?? :’) and then Jack bursts in and he’s like oh i was late which one of you are the doctor- :’)

Asylum of the Daleks except Eleven literally takes Dalek Oswin with him? and news spreads among the universe? the doctor and a dalek> traveling? together? it causes the biggest shOOKETH in the history of shOOKETHs? imagine landing places and peoples reactions to a fuCKING DaleK OH SHIT WE GON DIE but then woah?? a literal sassy female-sounding dalek? hi bye wtf? Yes. We stan Dalek Oswin.

Thasmin bc I need to make sure yall know deSPITE THE USERNAME I DO ACTUALLY DIE FOR THASMIN TOO YKNOW??? anyway, the house-tardis (housis) likes Yaz, bc everyone likes Yaz, have you met her? she’s precious? we love? anyway the housis takes Yaz to the Doctor bc Yaz is lowkey begging bc she needs to save her- she doesn’t know what happens but- she hopes and- anyway the housis takes her to prison and yeet Yaz is a badass and breaks her out? Thirteen is like woAH im gay af when Yaz deadass throws a guard over her shoulder or smth and she’s like I DONT APPROVE OF TH E VIOLEN C E but she’s also gay crisis af :’) we just have lots of prison break alternatives in this church

Can i throw in another broadchurch crossover? I like these... The Master escapes the Kasaavin realm and ends up in Broadchurch? He’s bare confused why everyone looks like the doctor or his/her/their human pets :’) he lowkey does double takes every two seconds. without a tardis he’s forced to live as a human for a bit, while trying to contact the doctor, bc as much as he doesnt wanna admit it, he needs her to give him a lift to his tardis lmao- anyway she eventually turns up and idk , everything falls to shit bc the general public are so confused bc now there’s two beths :’)

the fam end up in petes world after a shitshow in the votex :’) maybe someone crashes into them (lol probably the master being a bish) and yep. thirteen is like o shit nope i cant do this- but the fam wanna explore, so she can’t refuse. and ofc, cliche af but oFC THEY RUN INTO ROSE? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? WE NEED BLONDE BABIES TOGETHER THANKS? maybe thirteen is trying to pretend to be normal and human and its a disaster and the fam are confused but play along, maybe they’re dragged into an alien issue and its all running and shit? maybe meta doc is dead? maybe thirteen wants to tell rose who she is so bad but? she cant? things are so different now? she’s changed so much> she’s scared? jkhflkjhg precious- but yeah take it as you wANT YO

the fam meeting missy. you can set missy pre-dhawan, post-dhawan, I’m not bothered? personally I really like post-dhawan but it’s fine. the fam are like oo whose this aND IT DOESNT CONNECT THEY’RE THE MASTER BC MISSY IS A NORMAL NAME SO THEY DONT THINK- but then it comes to light and they’re like HYJKFGUIGFDSLUHGSUHL maybe they’re angry and confrontational, maybe they’re defensive and shook?? i dunno but missy and fam are the dream squad thanks-

same as last time, this has lots of typos and gramatical errors, shit punctuation and half the time i forgot to capatalize... BUT i lowkey have a big ass bandage around a finger on my left hand and its hard to type- (i was a numpty and cut a bit off my finger at work) SO YEAH I HAVE AN EXCUSE- ?? haha jokes im just a mess... but yeah I’ll fix this post up evenbtually...

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grimreaper267 · 4 years

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I Finished “A Heist with Markiplier” In One Sitting and Regret Nothing (?SPOILER WARNING?)

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topazstrange21 · 5 years

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Holy cheeeesee!!!! This blog has now has 1,000 posts!!!!

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jenniferdong23 · 4 years

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emmaswritingdump · 7 years

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Battle of the Bands- Chapter Three

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"We need to change the song," Malfoy says as a greeting the next day.

Harry blinks. "What?"

"I can't relate to this. My parents aren't dead. I can't relate to that. I can't write a song if I can't relate to it."

Harry nods. "Okay, okay, fine. Let's change it, then."

The boys sit down and start brainstorming song ideas.

Half an hour later, they still have nothing.

They're sitting in silence and thinking. Harry is staring hard at the wall, and Malfoy is studying Harry and tapping his fingers on his thigh.

"Why do you always wear such oversized clothes?" Malfoy suddenly asks.

Harry looks at him. "What?"

"You always dress like you're twice as big as you are. Why? Is it just your aesthetic or something?"

Harry scowls at him. "No, it's not my aesthetic, idiot. I wear hand-me-downs from my cousin."

Malfoy quirks an eyebrow. "Every day?"

"Yes."

"Do you not have any of your own clothes?"

"I have some. Not a lot, though."

"Why?"

"My aunt and uncle don't think it necessary to buy new clothes for me when I could just wear Dudley's old ones."

Malfoy wrinkles his nose. "Who names their kid Dudley?"

"Who names their kid Draco?"

Malfoy gives him a brief glare, but quickly shakes off the insult. "Well, that sucks. You could probably be pretty good-looking with some decent-fitting clothes."

Harry leans back in his chair, lifting the two front legs off the ground, and smirks in a stereotypical cool-guy pose. "I'm already good-looking, Malfoy." His chair chooses that exact moment to tip over backwards.

Harry lands on the ground with a thud. Malfoy snorts.

"So attractive," Malfoy teases him.

Harry gets up from the ground, scowling at him. "Shut up." He sets his chair back up and sits down again.

They are silent again for about five minutes until Malfoy speaks.

"What if we write about love?"

Harry looks at him. "Wow. What a fresh, original idea," he deadpans.

"Hear me out," Malfoy tells him. "We write about someone who is starting to take interest in someone they grew up with and never thought they'd fall for, and their falling for that person is helping them start to really figure out who they are."

"Well I can't relate to it now."

"Neither can I, but I don't think we're going to find much that we can both relate to, so why not just go with something that's not about either of our lives?"

Harry nods slowly. "Okay. Sure."

***

At the end of the hour, they have the first draft of the chorus written.

They both promise to think about it more that night.

Draco thinks about it every second after they part.

He can't stop thinking about it.

***

Harry is having trouble. He is sitting on his small bed trying to think of some song lyrics, but nothing is coming to him.

He thinks of Cho, his first girlfriend. He tries to mentally turn their relationship into a scenario like the song, but it doesn't work.

He thinks of Ginny, who rejected him months ago and came out as gay in the process, revealing that she had a girlfriend named Luna who took piano lessons at Hogwarts.

He never thought he'd fall for his best friend's sister when they were growing up. It fits for the song- except that it didn't do anything to help Harry figure out anything about himself or who he is.

He wonders if Malfoy is having any more luck than he is.

***

That night, Draco paces back and forth in his large bedroom trying to convince himself he's wrong.

He's obnoxious and self-centered, he tells himself over and over again. I just feel sorry for him. Yeah, that's it- I pity him! His parents are dead, his aunt and uncle don't even care for him enough to buy new clothes for him, and he wears unattractive, too-big clothes all the time. That sucks. I pity him.

Still, Draco can't stop seeing that little smirk on Potter's light brown skin and how his hair was even more ruffled after he fell out of the chair- annoyingly, endearingly ruffled. He can't shake that nagging feeling that Potter might not be quite as awful as he's thought all these years. That he might actually just be a cute dork who falls out of chairs and wears clothes that don't fit.

He also can't stop thinking about the clothes. That boy needs to go shopping.

Finally Draco grabs a small notebook, sits on his bed, and starts to think about the song.

After about twenty minutes he has a surprisingly large number of lines written down- three.

And they're all about the person he opposed from day one but accidentally started to fall for.

A fictional person, of course. A nonexistent person, the idea of whom only in existence because of this song.

Obviously.

***

"How'd your songwriting go?" Harry asks Malfoy upon seeing him in the practice room the next day.

Malfoy nods. "It was okay. I came up with three whole lines. Are you impressed?"

Harry laughs. "So impressed. Actually, you wrote three more lines than I did."

"Well, what can I say? I've known from the start that I'm a better musician than you are."

"Keep dreaming, blondie."

Malfoy laughs, but doesn't respond.

"So, let's hear your lines," Harry says after a moment.

Malfoy nods and takes out a small notebook, opens it to the first page, and begins to sing.

When he finishes, Harry is watching him carefully. "You have a nice voice."

Malfoy swallows and appears to turn a bit red, but is quick to shoot back. "Of course I do. I'm immensely talented- which is a feeling I'm sure you're not familiar with."

Harry scoffs. "Please. I am so much more talented than you are."

"In what universe?"

"In every universe."

***

The two boys continue to playfully bicker as, unbeknownst to them, their friends watch on the security cameras again, feeling a blossoming sense of accomplishment when they see the boys smile.

***

After a couple of weeks, the boys are actually getting along- they even start to seem like friends, although they deny it at every chance they get.

"Hey D-Shizzle," Harry says by way of greeting one day as he enters the practice room, receiving a glare in response. "Can I call you D-Shizzle?"

"No."

Harry nods thoughtfully. "I'm gonna call you D-Shizzle."

"I'm gonna stab you."

Harry shrugs. "That's expected either way. So how are we doing on the song?"

"I think we're just about done," Malfoy responds. "I think the bridge needs some touching up, and we still have a couple of lines we need to fill up in the second verse, but other than that, we just need to get practicing, so we can perform it for our friends and finally get back to band practice."

"All right," Harry grins and rubs his hands together. "Let's get crackin', D-Shizzle. Hey! I just thought of a name for our two-man band! Super Awesome Lightning Man And His Not-So-Trusty Sidekick, D-Shizzle!"

"I was serious about the whole stabbing thing. And why Lightning Man?"

"Because lightning is cool, and so am I- that's the same reason there are lightning bolts on my guitar, and why I have a lightning bolt tattoo on my arm."

Draco rolls his eyes. "That's so stupid. Also, you're definitely not cool enough to be called Lightning Man."

"Please, you love me," Harry says, smirking at him.

Harry doesn't understand why Malfoy's face turns so red at the accusation, nor why he sputters so much whilst trying to defend himself.

***

Draco wants to die.

Well, maybe not die, but just kind of... disappear from the earth entirely, along with all memory and record of himself, so that he never really existed at all.

This can't be happening, he thinks, burying his face in his pillow.

He can't be feeling this way about Harry Potter, of all people! They've been sworn enemies since the beginning. There's no way he can have- Draco cringes, ashamed to even think it- feelings for him.

No way.

Draco rolls over onto his back and stares at the ceiling.

Okay, he thinks. I'm going to figure this out. What do I know about Harry Potter?

He can be very obnoxious. He has egotistical tendencies. He's kind of an idiot.

He's also talented and pretty nice. Moderately friendly. Good-looking, definitely. Funny, charming, endearing. Kind of adorable. He does this thing with his tongue where he sort of sticks it out the corner of his mouth a bit when he smiles, which is super cute, and Draco melts a little bit every time he does it.

Holy crap, Draco thinks, eyes widening.

I have a crush on Harry Potter.

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