#homestuck thoughts

[dykestriders]

saw these tweets in a tiktok. i did what i had to.

#hs #kbs.txt #homestuck #let me homestuck post in 2023 please #karkat vantas #dave strider #davekat #homestuck thoughts

[whabenas]

i thought about karkat for a while and. this is a Kid that idealized the threshecutioners and modeled his early life after how he thought the way of living of a threshecutioner was, like keeping his room clean, being commanding and loud, etc. knowing damn well that he wouldnt be able to be one due to his mutation aka the giant barrier between his aspirations and what he can actually amount to do or be in alternia

damn

#homestuck thoughts #hs #karkat vantas

[trollancestormisadventures]

Its so interesting trolls dont know the changing of seasons that Earth does.

(Completely based on Vriska not knowing what snow was)

I just saw a fanart of the group walking through trees in the fall and can only imagine Karkat turning to Dave and going "why are the leaves changing color and falling off?" And dave going "so we can gather them all up into a pile jump into it and see where they fly off to." And karkat having the most dumbfounded of faces.

#dave strider #karkat vantas #funny thoughta #fanfic #sure ill tag this #homestuck thoughts #imagining dave or john saying this but also imagining the latter and/or jade jumping into said piles #meanwhile rose and kanaya are sitting enjoying the wcenery with hot beverages #also realizing with trolls and their piles karkat might take that a different way #you could read this as davekat or not

[traumaodyssey]

OKAY BUT!!

Dave, being used to Houston’s oppressive heat, experiencing a bitterly cold winter for the first time and Absolutely Suffering™️.

John visiting Houston and whining about how he literally wishes he could remove layers of skin because it’s so hot.

Both of them HATING the sheer difference from what they’re used to. John “SUMMER EXISTS! THIS ISNT SUMMER, THIS IS THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN DAVE!!!”

Dave: “yea well this is goddamn Antarctica and it fucking sucks John.”

#random thoughts #homestuck thoughts #••🎠•• #dave strider #john egbert #silly guys

[scoutpologist]

really really interesting that all life players are descendants of fascist empires. seems like a parody of the disney princess archetype.

#op #homestuck thoughts

[art-ari]

thinking about how dave strider, as a time player, is fascinated with both paleontology and photography — both of which are premised on things having existed in the past, things having left a mark, things persisting throughout time in some kind of tangible, legible way

thinking, too, about the many doomed dave striders lost to paradox space — how alive!dave is himself a photograph / fossil of his other selves, a testament to their fleeting existence

thinking about dave strider standing in his bedroom looking at his shelf of dead things, holding his shitty photographs, laughing and crying and not knowing who he is or what he loves

thinking about dave strider in this club tonight

#dave strider #homestuck #homestuck thoughts #time aspect #lmao sorry if this is pedestrian just wanted to vent about dave #meta

[c1nnamonsweet1e]

[UPDATE "malkshook" OPENED]

[1:29AM]

I have figured out how to make a bomb as hell milkshake out of peanut butter, coffeemilk ice, chocolate ice cream, a fork, and a microwave.

I am not sure if my body can handle this much of anything but I will be gulping it down in a hot bath for the next 3 hours.

Update coming in 3 hours or less.

[UPDATE "malkshook" CLOSED]

#what the fuck #literally what is happening #it is 1 am what the hell #dave strider would do this tho #fr #homestuck #homestuck thoughts #help #milk #milkshake #dairy #nani the fuck

[rayray-razorblade]

I JUST MADE AN ABSOLUTELY HORRID YET HILARIOUS REALIZATION.

THE SUNGLASSES.

THEYRE BECOMING REAL.

#shitpost #homestuck #dave strider #apple vision pro #apple products #I DO NOT SUPPORT APPLE #I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY #homestuckie #homestuck posting #dave strider homestuck #homestuck dave #apple shades #homestuck dave strider #dave strider posting #homestuck funny

[weaselmcdiesel]

i was being so so so real when i said id make more katnep comics

#but this one isnt funny. >:) #it's SWEET #my art #fan art #homestuck #karkat #karkat vantas #nepeta #nepeta leijon #katnep #karnep #nepkat #i am not used to limiting my palette im still experimenting! #i hope the colors i chose arent stupid i think theyre nice #if no one can tell what's in the poster it's the miniature tigers album poster #idk i thought maybe shed like it idk #also if it's hard to read kk's apron it says #cull the gastrotechnician #ummm this is an au where they live together uhhhh and also trolls have beds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #idk

[evelynhenare1]

Absolutely obsessed with this tweet

#hades #hades 2 #hades game #supergiant games #homestuck #davekat #rosemary #I absolutely hate how right they are #When I first saw Zagreus i legit thought he was like a karkat au or something

[eggsploded]

heiress eternal

#so many thoughts about her #the handmaid #the handmaid homestuck #homestuck ancestors #damara megido #homestuck #egg art #according to hussies book aradia was in contact with the handmaid to receive game instructions #which is interesting considering megidos can speak to the dead and the handmaid is one of the few ancestors alive #so either handmaid channeled a dead aradia or future aradia channeled a dead handmaid #handmaid could of also just manipulated the timeline to make sure aradia was the catalyst for the game being played #or something less more or equally complicated #and without this we just have to assume its maid powers allowing aradia to have flawless instruction of what to do or shes just a #level 3000 gigabrain girl genius at 13 years old #and instead of putting that interaction in the story we got. the dancestor flashes #so im a little miffed about it really

[dykestriders]

johndavekat is peak homestuck shipping and ill wait for everyone else to realize how excellent they are

#ds.txt #homestuck thoughts #homestuck #johndavekat

[cringefail-clown]

turnabout kids and their sprites! ive had an ask laying around in my inbox about them for far too long lmfao, so ive finally decided to draw em out

jane: mime porcelain doll + poppop

dirk: seagull + hal

roxy: wizard figurine + frigglish

jake: gcat + his dreamself

#homestuck #homestuck turnabout #turnabout au #homestuck au #jane crocker #jake english #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #poppop #frigglish #lil hal #hal strider #gcat #ive thought if it should be frigglish or mutie thatd be roxys sprite but i thunk frigglish fits more #since in canon mom was the one who got mutie i imagine in tb itd be rose whod get mutie this time #idunno if this makes sense homestuck is too complicated for my brain sometimes #also jane gets harassed with mimes instead of clowns #i think it fits with kurloz giving her nightmares through chucklevoodos and parallels with johns clowns nicely #while still making jack pissed off about his new fit bc of all the frills hell have to wear #leading to him becoming jack cat?? cat noir?? *miraculous ladybug flashbacks*

[zan0tix]

GREETINGS DIRKJAKE NATION! I got dirkjake withdrawals 😢

jake english.. your transfem nonbinary gay bear swag too much..

#cw suggestive #? i think #just to be safe 🫶 #dirkjake #My favourite freaks forever <3 #homestuck #dirk strider #jake english #my art #zan0tix #Was almost gona write jake saying kyaaa but i thought thatd be too much. #THIS IS MY JAKE ERA. ENOUGH DOODLING DIRK ALL THE TIME.

[beescake]

im a sollux kinnie and ur art is great. like a delicious meal. 1 million courses. my compliments to the chef.

AOGHHH TYSM I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

in gratitude i present a little guy doing setup for the first time 🐝

#FR MEANS A LOT TO ME THANKYOU 🥲🙏 the chef analogy is so sweet too i love it #apologies i take a while to answer asks.. generating ideas #ask #anon #homestuck #sollux captor #2023 #vioart #now im curious to know #question for sollux appreciators at any point in time - #was there any specific moment that made u connect w him most? #like for me it was when he became relieved and happy after the voices stopped #as someone plagued by 24/7 internal monologue. being "free from the voices” sounded absolutely euphoric to me LMAO #watching him talk abt finally being able to think clearly and hear his own thoughts...... gOD. MY BIGGEST ENVY OF HOMESTUCK.

[soggywafflebutlikereallysoggy]

this is my 413 contribution

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #john egbert #j egbert #june egbert #wayward vagabond #the mayor #it was a tossup between John and Dave for this one #interchangeable #thoughts reading act 5