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hegoeshardasfuck · 2 months

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homies help homies

word count: 1.4K

synopsis: Mordecai hit his rut, something he's often underwent. lucky for him, Rigby doesn't mind the extra hurdles for fucking with his homie.

tags: knotting, ovipostion, platonic sex, breeding, mating cycles/in heat, there is no salvation where i'm heading, i swear i write *not* ovipostion smut but we start with this

note: starting off strong with one of my first smutfics I posted to Ao3, a rigby/mordecai, don't know why I wrote it but I did. hope ya enjoy and if ya did consider dropping a like or checkin' the Ao3 port. (archive locked for my own sanity)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38282173

Mordecai lay on his side in bed, clutching his swollen abdomen in pain.

He knew what was happening to him, it started happening every other month after he turned eighteen.

He had to lay eggs for lack of better terms.

They were the size of robins egg and pale, the amount varied between five and twenty five every time, rarely more than that, he assumed said eggs would swell if fertilized.

He was in a form of heat, his libido raised somewhat and urge to breed something, anything through the roof.

"Hey dude, you good, you haven't left our room all day man." Rigby asked through the door, Mordecai heard the doorknob jostle and he formulated a half assed answer.

"Don't come in! I'm… I'm kind of in heat." Mordecai stated, snapping into a sitting position for the first half of his statement, he felt the eggs inside of him shift in their pouch situated above his bladder.

Rigby wanted to ask more, desperately, but he didn't, the two had had sex before.

The first time it was drunk and Mordecai could barely remember, the second time they weren't drunk and Mordecai remember everything, from Rigby being a hermaphrodite to how easy it would be to breed the raccoon.

"So, do you want to have sex or something to see if it makes it stop?" Rigby asked, voice tense, he had a feeling Mordecais heat cycle would involve some extra hurdles to jump over if they wanted to do it.

Mordecai was frozen in spot at the question, of course he wanted to make this go away, but he would have to deposit his eggs in his best friend.

But at the same time the idea of stuffing Rigby with eggs till he was nearly bursting at the seams was off putting with how arousing it was. Mordecai could only imagine watching Rigby get more plump with every passing day till the raccoon was immobile with the blue jays young.

Mordecai had to shake the thoughts from his head before coughing up an answer.

"I have eggs dude, to make it go away I have to 'lay' them, if you want to help you would have to carry them until they're ready to hatch again, you would probably have to like, birth them." Mordecai tried to explain, Rigby didn't know what he was expecting, but being stuffed with Mordecais young was not it, he still pushed open the door before asking another question.

"How many?" Was what Rigby asked, trying to steady his breathing as he walked closer to Mordecai, noticing the swell of the birds abdomen.

"Anywhere between five and twenty five, I really don't think we should do this." Mordecai said, trying to avoid eye contact, shuddering when Rigby pressed a paw to his abdomen gently, nearly moaning when the raccoon added pressure.

"Do it." Was all Rigby said, the words didn't fully register for Mordecai who was already starting to lose his grip around someone, Rigby pawing at his abdomen caused him to slip as well.

Mordecai tackled Rigby to the ground, ovipositor already starting to rise, Rigbys folds where slick already. Mordecai started with a simple, yet effective, preen of Rigbys scent glands, the raccoon moaned when Mordecai nicked at his neck. Mordecai flipped the raccoon to his stomach before starting to press in one feathered digit, Rigby gave a flick of his tail as a response.

Mordecai continued in that fashion till he had three fingers in, pumping and scissoring without abandon. Rigby had to refrain from moaning, cock giving spurts of pre and folds below pumped in. Mordecai lifted Rigby from the ground before placing him on the bed, Rigby waved his tail back and forth to waft his scent around, Mordecai took note.

Mordecai had never tried to do this with another person before, he was practically begging he only had five eggs, but a part of him knew it would be more than five. He pressed the tip to Rigbys folds, the raccoon tensed slightly before Mordecai pressed on, plunging at least an inch before stopping. Rigby wanted so badly to twist himself to face Mordecai, to latch onto the bluejays chest as he was pumped up, but he knew this required finese.

Eggs started to shift inside of Mordecai, slowly filtering down, one traveling down his ovipositor slowly with a second in pursuit.

He would have to fuck them in.

Mordecai pulled out before thrusting back in, Rigby moaned as the birds swollen cock slammed in with an egg that traveled down a bit faster with each thrust. The blue jay released a moan as the egg crested before almost popping out into Rigbys uterus, the raccoon shuddering as a second egg started.

"Rigby, you don't have to do this, I can pull out man, the process started," Mordecai explained before trying to flip Rigby over to face him, the raccons face contorted in a twisted pleasure as a third egg caught up to the second, both releasing at nearly the same time. "Dude, snap out of it!" Mordecai slapped a feathered hand across his friends face, Rigby sputtering to form an answer, pleasure still driving hard as the fourth started down.

"No way dude, you have no clue what this feels like." Rigby stated in a slight slur, trying not to moan as his hips bucked reflexively to try and force Mordecai to pierce his cervix, every part of the raccoons lust addled mind wanting to be rearranged and filled with real eggs.

Rigby had a fake ovipositor in his pile of stuff, one that allowed for gelatin based eggs up to chicken size. He never got a chance to make ones chicken sized, only marble sized or just barely bigger.

Even then real eggs were so much better.

And he knew exactly what would happen if they were fertilized, they would enlarge.

So what if he was virtually immobile, he would be stuffed with eggs that writhed with Mordecais young.

"Dude, no," Mordecai stated, putting down his foot before pulling out, leaving Rigby with seven eggs, Mordecai still felt heavy with more, Rigby whined before trying to get Mordecai to reenter, it was bliss to have eggs be laid inside of him. "I'm nowhere near ready to be a parent, sure, I could just not cum at the end of this and leave those eggs infertile, but then what, how the fuck am I gonna remove them?"

Rigby couldn't force out an answer, he knew they both weren't ready to be parents, but right now was perfect for the raccoon. He could just get a surgery later to remove them after they've swelled up and he's had his kicks.

Besides what could possibly go wrong?

"Mordecai, please man, just breed me already," Rigby begged getting to a upright position, he was nearly panting, the eggs resting in his gut shifted and caused pleasure to spark. "I want to be filled with your eggs, I want to be immobile with your young, I want to be your childrens parent, I want you." The words falling off Rigbys tongue had Mordecai on the verge of orgasm, such vows in such a state shouldn't be taken seriously, but Mordecai forgot and was nearly hilting in Rigby once again.

The eggs in Mordecais gut were pumping in at a faster rate with the intensity of each thrust, and his knot was expanding bit by bit.

Mordecai had to get his knot in now.

Sure, their was the wall of Rigbys cervix preventing the blue jay, but primal desires put that aside as he lifted the raccoon before slamming his friend down.

Rigby screamed as his cervix was pierced and the knot tied the two in place, twelve eggs lay inside Rigby, more were being pumped directly into his womb. He squirmed underneath Mordecai as egg after egg slid into him at an even pace, the sensation was nearly painful yet so pleasuring.

Mordecai leaned back onto his bed, holding Rigby down as the raccoon squirmed, just a few left and he would be satisfied. Mordecai couldn't thrust he just had to wait it out, hope his rut would be over soon.

Before Mordecai finished laying, his libido lowered, he had few left inside. Rigby squirmed, struggled even, he didn't even want to see what his stomach looked like. He could feel he was distended, twenty three eggs lodged in his nether regions and rearranging him.

Oh god he loved it.

He felt the last egg slide into his womb before Mordecai crumpled to the ground as he came, panting somewhat. Rigby was rested against Mordecais chest, unable to move being tied down with a knot to Mordecai. The raccoon could only squirm, Mordecai released a weak moan at the movement.

"Dude, don't move."

"Dude, you orgasmed."

"Dude, your gonna be a mom."

"Dude, you bred me."

#regular show #yeah you know what. lets maintag.#mordecai x rigby #rigby x mordecai #smutfic #smut fanfiction #lemon #look. we'll maintag. add pairings. and additional writing tags for sorting.#writing #fanfic #fanfiction

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siancore · 10 months

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To Hell with the Party

SamBucky | Explicit | 1.6k Words | AO3 Link

A/N: For @sambuckylibrary SamBucky Summer Bingo. Square fill: Free Space. Decided on smut with the backdrop of a holiday house party that Bucky doesn't want to be at.

Content: Oral sex; dirty talk; soft slutty Bucky; confident Sam; hand jobs; praise kink; getting together.

The backyard area of the holiday house was abuzz with a festive air. The party was in full swing as the sun was hanging low and languid in the early evening sky, casting pretty hues of red and purple about. Music wafted through the space and sparsely covered the amicable sounds of laughter and chatter.

“You know, people usually enjoy themselves at parties, right?” said Sam Wilson, as he took up a seat on the folding chair next to Bucky Barnes.

Bucky kept his gaze on the water in the nearby pool. The sunlight reflecting from it had hurt his eyes all day, but then, at dusk, he squinted to focus on the water. Squinted to keep his gaze on the ripples instead of turning too quickly and drinking in the man beside him. Kept focused on something else so he wouldn’t tell on himself; tell how much he wanted to stare at Sam. How much he wanted Sam. How Sam rivalled that setting sun in beauty and power. How Sam made him feel warm all over.

“Who says I ain’t having fun?” he asked, his tone flat, trying to calm that thrumming in his chest.

“I dunno, man,” Sam replied as he sipped from his beer bottle. “Maybe it’s the fact that you’re here in P-Town with your homies, and there’s a bunch of eligible men splashing about in a pool, and you’ve got a face like a cat’s bootyhole.”

That assessment caused Bucky’s lips to twitch up into a hint of a smile. He turned and looked at Sam. His breath hitched. Tipsy Sam’s face was relaxed; his eyes sparkled; his smile was wide. Bucky wanted to hold his own breath, afraid that he just might moan out loud just from looking. He would probably cease existing if he got to touch; got to taste. He was fucked. If only Sam knew how badly Bucky wanted him. If he knew the depths of the other man’s infatuation and lust and affection.

“Cats are cute,” Bucky shot back.

“Not under their tails they’re not.”

Bucky rolled his eyes and then said, “Why aren’t you enjoying yourself with all of these eligible men, uh? They’re all checkin’ you out. You could have your pick. Why’re you here bothering me instead of enjoying the party yourself?”

There was no heat or ire behind Bucky’s question. Banter came easy to them. He very much enjoyed the fact that Sam was now sitting with him. That, even though they were at a party, Sam still came and checked on him. That Sam’s attention was levelled at him. That, despite Sam being the guy that all the other guys were looking at, he was now looking at Bucky. Some type of pride washed over Bucky.

“I wanted to make sure you were okay,” said Sam in earnest. “I know parties aren’t really your thing. I know you’re only out here so Steve will stop bugging you. Just checkin’ on you is all.”

“I appreciate the concern,” Bucky replied, sincerely. “Are you okay?”

Sam smiled and said, “I am, now.”

Bucky smiled widely then bit his lip. They fell into a companionable silence. Someone, one of Steve’s new friends, ran and jumped into the water. Droplets splashed on Sam and Bucky; the water cooling their bare skin.

“Y’know, if you wanted to get outta here, no one would judge you,” said Sam as he took another sip from his bottle.

Bucky drank from his own, considered Sam’s words for a moment, and then said, “Who says I wanna get outta here?”

Sam snickered and said, “I don’t know, dude. Just reading the room right now. Kinda looks like you’d rather be anywhere else but here.”

Bucky nodded his head and looked at Sam appraisingly. Sam looked right back at him. His skin flushed warm when he saw the way that Sam’s eyes dropped to his lips a moment. Something behind the other man’s pretty brown eyes made Bucky feel brave.

“I might be interested in getting outta here if – if you were interested in comin’ with me,” Bucky admitted, somewhat bashfully.

“Is that so?” Sam questioned, his lips turning up at the corners in a crooked, charming fucking smile that made Bucky’s stomach flip and his legs grow weak. He was weak for Sam.

“Yeah,” said Bucky, as he ran his hand through his long tresses.

“Well, alright then.”

…..

The pair didn’t actually go far. They made their way inside the holiday house, into Sam’s room, and locked the door. They locked the party out. Locked the world out.

“So, we’re really gonna do this, uh?” asked Sam as he crowded Bucky’s space.

“Fuck yes,” Bucky replied as his hands went to Sam’s hips. “The only thing that’s made this whole trip bearable is you.”

Sam smiled and tilted Bucky’s chin with his hand.

“For real?”

“Mmm,” Bucky replied. “Wanted you for so fucking long.”

“I know,” said Sam in that cocksure way that made Bucky’s knees want to buckle.

When Sam rubbed his thumb over Bucky’s bottom lip, Bucky let out a moan that he might have been embarrassed about if he was in control of himself right then. But he was drunk off of the scent of Sam; the heat of Sam’s body; the intensity of Sam’s stare; the gentle padding of Sam’s thumb against his skin.

“I know, baby,” Sam whispered before pressing his lips to Bucky’s.

Bucky’s brain shut out everything else barring the feel of Sam’s lips and tongue. The way Sam pressed his body against Bucky’s. The way Sam took control of the kiss. How Bucky could feel Sam growing hard against him.

“You don’t know what you do to me, Sam,” Bucky whispered against Sam’s lips. “Don’t know what I’d do for you.”

Sam shivered from the intensity of Bucky’s words, before saying, “Show me.”

…..

Bucky licked a long strip up the underside of Sam’s hard, thick cock. Sam’s eyes rolled shut as he threaded his fingers through Bucky’s hair. Bucky sucked the crown of Sam’s dick into his mouth as he strummed his hand up Sam’s length. He swirled his tongue over Sam’s leaking tip before he opened his mouth and took Sam’s cock in. He licked and sucked as Sam let out a pleasured moan.

“Jesus, Buck. You’re good at that,” Sam breathed as he stroked Bucky’s hair. “Knew you would be.”

Bucky hummed around Sam’s dick and kept sucking him off.

“You look so pretty like this,” Sam praised; his words going straight to Bucky’s cock. “Hmmm, baby. So fuckin’ pretty.”

Bucky’s lips stretched around Sam’s girth as he took Sam deeper, causing the other man to moan loudly.

“Fuck,” said Sam as he thrust his hips forward ever so slightly. “Takin’ all of this dick so good, baby. Such a good boy, Buck. So fuckin’ good for me. Hmmmm.”

Bucky’s own cock twitched in his shorts at Sam’s praise. He reached down and rubbed himself through the fabric of his shorts.

Sam noticed and then said, “You getting hard from suckin’ me off, pretty boy? Go on, take your dick out.”

Bucky did as he was told while continuing to lap and suck at Sam’s aching cock. He freed his hardness from his shorts and jerked himself off while sucking Sam’s dick. He took Sam deeper into his throat while tugging at his own dripping, straining cock. Bucky swallowed Sam’s length down his gullet as Sam thrust forward, both hands holding Bucky’s head in place and face-fucking him good and proper. Bucky gagged a little on Sam’s dick as he placed one hand to Sam’s hip; the other kept working over his own cock.

Spit escaped Bucky’s well-fucked mouth and ran down his chin. Sam kept driving his big, hard dick down Bucky’s throat over and over again. Bucky jerked himself off with more fervor; quickening his pace as his climax approached.

“Fuck. Fuck, baby,” said Sam as he thrust harder and faster. “Shit. Buck. I’m gonna come.”

Sam tried to pull back, but Bucky held him in place until he spilled his seed down Bucky’s throat.

“Jesus,” said a breathless Sam as Bucky lapped up every last drop of his release and the pulled off of his spent cock. “Get up here.”

Bucky barely had time to wipe his mouth before Sam was pulling him to his feet. Sam crashed their lips together in a hot, wet kiss before he took hold of Bucky’s dick. Bucky moaned into Sam’s mouth as he was drawn closer to the other man. Sam stroked Bucky’s cock quick and dirty. Bucky clung to Sam’s broad shoulders as Sam drew pleasure from him with every deft stroke.

“Fuck, Sam. Sam. Sam. God, Sam.”

Bucky’s mouth could only say Sam’s name. All he knew was Sam in that moment. Their lips ghosted one another as Bucky came with a shuddering breath and a heady moan; he all but collapsed against Sam, held in place by Sam’s strong arm as ribbons of his come coated both of their searing skin. Sam’s lips caught Bucky’s again and they kissed languidly as they relished in the afterglow of their orgasms.

Sam brushed Bucky’s sweat-drenched hair from his face and then said, “I’m glad we did that. You were great.”

“You were amazing,” Bucky replied, almost keening at Sam’s praise. “I’m so glad we did that.”

They shared another kiss before Bucky grew bashful under Sam’s intense gaze.

“What – umm, what now?” asked Bucky.

“Now we shower and cuddle up under the AC with some snacks?” Sam asked, looking hopeful. “To hell with the party.”

“Yeah,” said Bucky, still clinging to Sam. “I just wanna be here with you. To hell with the fuckin’ party.”

#sambucky #sambucky fanfiction #sambucky summer bingo

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one-coming-is-enough · 4 months

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Hey bozs, you know the new Morningztars? The princezs is interezted in zeeing how we run thingz, do ya think a vizit could be arranged? It iz a buzy time of the year, zo I'm checkin' in with ya.

- @lower-management

There are new Morningstars? I thought My big brother was, uh, away on business.

All right, send 'em in--

--Princess?!

Shit, I hate dealing with other royalty. It's so embarrassing.

*smoothes hair back into a ponytail*

*puts on the golden crown of thorns with the ruby blood drops*

*miracles on a snazzy white suit*

Prince of Peace ready to go, homie. Let's roll.

To the Throne Room!

#good omens rp

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gyutaro-shabana-upper6 · 1 year

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Ayo bro. You still alive? I'm assuming you just out living your life but I'm just checking in to make sure you don't die doing something stupid.

Hey bro, I'm good. Thanks for checkin' in

I'm just... a bit overwhelmed is all. I keep gettin' requests and I want to answer them all because they are from my homies but I just don't have the time... and then I start to feel bad they take so long for me to answer

I don't know if that makes sense. But I'm ok! And what do you mean by doing somethin' stupid? I never do stupid shit! And I'd never die!

#gyutaro #gyutaro shabana #replies

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flowerygraves · 2 years

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hiiiii 4 21 and 38 for questions <3

hiiiiii :3

4. what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

when any of my work homies be in the bathroom for a long time we say theyre doing a cum check cuz one time my coworker was in there for mad long and he actually had a blacklight in there checkin the bathroom for cum

21. are you a spiritual person?

for a long time i would have said no but honestly i think i am in a kinda abstract vague way. like im not religious in any way but theres Some spirituality happening

38. fave song at the moment?

in the past month i have listened to caffeine by brakence more than twice as much as any other song. it fucks hard

#<3 #twinkmarmalade #ask game

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mandingoblak · 2 years

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Homies junkyard checkin out cars

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asscrackcreed · 2 years

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https://youtu.be/eo4ey75_BKA

Murder Inc. Shit

Uh, uh, uh, uh

Now every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you (me and you)

'Cause every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you, baby

Yo, now when I first met her all I thought was, "thong thong-thong"

Like, "Lose the lame, we can get our freakin' on"

Baby know the game, slip away, and slide me yo number

It's the last day of spring, see you first day this summer

I'm a bad motha, shut yo' mouth, pull the drop out and

Creep at a low speed, 'cause homie probably know me

I push the pedal, thoughts of your stileto

Way up in the air like I think he's here

'Cause see, every time that I'm alone with you (with you)

Homey be checkin' up on you (on you)

But if that only knew (only knew)

You've got a lot of freak in you, baby

Well now it's startin' to rain, I pop the roof and the champagne

How Jay said? "Money Ain't A Thing"

It's been close a few, something even impossible

But, it's been between me and you, baby

Now every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you (me and you)

'Cause every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you, baby

Girl, it's on again, every year, we hummer 'em in

Beaches, houses, hoes, foes, friends

And when the day ends, that's when it all begins

You wit him? Here's my room key, holla at me

While you thinka-think I'ma hit it up

Then look at the you thinkin' you love? Come on, love

We could go there, me and you, creep off all night

If you love it, in the mornin', awake with new light

If you lookin' like I ain't gonna handle his

Let me handle my biz, it is what it is

livin' his life, and that's my bitch

You know I got a wife, let's keep this thing tight, baby

Now every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you (me and you)

'Cause every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you, baby

Don't let the word get out (shhh), baby

This is strictly between me and you, baby

If they knew we were doin' what we were doin' it'd probably ruin

Our creep away summer in Cancun and, and I, love

The way we get away, throw away a whole day

Turn off the pagers and phones, we in the zone like

"Fuck life, we live life

This is our life, live your life"

'Cause see, every time that I'm alone with you (with you)

Shorty be checkin up on you (on you)

But if baby girl only knew (only knew)

You've got a lot of freak in you, baby

Did I ever tell you, my man love what you do

That little thing with yo tongue

You the best, who knew?

It's been close a few, at times even impossible

But, it's been between me and you, baby

Now every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you (me and you)

'Cause every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you, baby

OMFG JA RULE !!! lemme get some 2000 throwback songs

#i havent thought about him in years sadly #not ac #anonymous #ask #my favourite song of his is always on time

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music-in-my-veins14 · 3 months

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I was up in the club with my homies Tryna get a lil' V-I Keep it down on the low-key (Low-key) 'Cause you know how it feels (Hey!) I seen shorty, she was checkin' up on me From the game she was spitting in my ear You would think that she know me (Know me) I decided to chill (Okay!) Conversation got heavy (Hey!) She had me feeling like she's ready to blow (Watch out!) Oh! (Watch out) She's saying, "Come get me" (Come get me) So I got up and followed her to the floor She said, "Baby, let's go" When I told her (Let's go!), I said

#Yeah #Usher #Lil Jon #Ludacris #Lyrics

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xrskunkrx · 6 months

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Penguins run black, white suits like Gangsta Khon Pawnda Sea is a fashionable Orca! across red veils sum a ninjas or ski masked aliens, legit American Turkey can’t fly, even grade A gas, Skunks NA smell good with out giving no thanks, rush ends above, so below mongo foots it off the only Zebra in town selected out by Scouts color coded Scientific routes, so I rush B/W racing flagships cross n’ bones start checkin’ out! dead syn logo box checkmarch like mexrx homies with team spirit the real pros! Clean panda tats n’ ja man win jujitsu ro wrestling, amen!

FYI American Eagles dive world wide, GOAT arise King-Skillz globally with ground game! tomahawk custodian punk or poser? A low key voodoo matrix b.marley boogied out with ja men assassinate Ra’sta all farian, ronin about haway flooded, ends in fire by cosmetology genius check palm for crow, mag,nun & race kangaroo jacks laps flathead, as seen man in iron mask torts mass flat face being over reacted… no books ‘n lan lines sour, piracy trademark in Florida shows sure syn with a dot across the line, NY Byzantine twin keeping corporate round table in city to never sleep without a doubt collapsed before first night Turks giveth fake sauce, indo bow by Indians America seen overthrow world first, debunk hysteria, poka dot his marriage to nameless tribe, same clever nameless roadkill or plague almost kill the world, Covid like in third world, or just like in II or I win safe to keep around?

#worldwide #byzantine #geography #humanrace #mankind #prayHajahandisle #piratemapsleftout #13Rx #r1V3r #jonb #science #photography #kpop

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timnhanh · 9 months

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