#mistlefoe

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Nimona: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

Ballister: Nimona no

Ambrosius: Mistlefoe

Ballister: Please stop encouraging her

#nimona 2023 #nimona netflix #nimona movie #nimona film #nimona incorrect quotes #nimona #ballister boldheart #ballister #ambrosius goldenloin #ambrosius #mistlefoe

[letsunity]

Hobie: Here's a fun Christmas idea! we hang a mistletoe, right, but instead of kissin', you gotta FIGHT whoever else is under it! It’s good, innit!?

Jessica: Hobie, no.

Peter B, Gwen, Pav & Miles with stars in their eyes: Mistlefoe.

Jessica: Please stop encouraging him.

Miguel: Mistlefoe is at 2pm.

Jessica: One of these days I’m gonna beat some sense into you idiots!

#across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #jessica drew #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #peter b parker #gwen stacy #mistlefoe #any reason to throw hands right miguel? #chaipunk #spiderdads

[hellsite-detective]

this post case comes in from... myself. see, christmas is tomorrow, and i wanted to deliver a post specifically for christmas time. so, i went out and found a classic post. the iconic "Mistlefoe™" post. so, as is tradition, i shall catalogue my process in trackin' this post.

it all started with me seein' a screenshot of it on instagram. i knew right away i had to track this one down. so, i went to tumblr and checked the first blog. i knew this was the wrong blog right away when it was advertising high heels. so, i went back to the drawin' board. checkin' the second blog in the chain yielded results pretty quickly, and i grabbed the link.

here it is! a good ol' classic post! just in time for the holidays! so, from the P.P.I Offices of the Hellsite Detective, i'm wishin' you all a happy holiday!!

Post Case: Jolly

side note: @hellsite-hall-of-fame if you don't have this one already, i believe you should! it's an all time classic if you ask me!

#this was that other post i mentioned i had planned! #i didnt expect to be so well known in what was basically a week #i didnt plan for success and as such i must suffer the consequences #mistlefoe #merry christmas #happy christmas #christmas #hellsite detective #post case closed #the detective’s shenanigans

[vin-cement]

imagine L and Light are standing under the mistletoe and then Misa pushed L away, only to find out L had eaten it. Light is just choking L.

#text post #might delete who knows #lawlight #death note #l lawliet #yagami light #light yagami #misa amane #mistletoe #mistlefoe #death note musical

[vi-vanders-prodigy]

Vi: Here’s a good idea. We hang mistletoe but instead of kissing whoever you’re under it with, you have to fight them Caitlyn: We’re not doing that Vi: Mistlefoe™ Caitlyn: Vi, no

#arcane #arcane netflix #vi arcane #vi #caitvi #caitlyn #merry christmas #mistlefoe #otp

[the-fox-populi-says]

Mistlefoe

Happy Holidays~

#Aoex #Ao no exorcist #Blue exorcist #Mephiro #Mephisto pheles #Shiro fujimoto #Mistlefoe #I saw daddy kissing satanclaus #With a gun #Scribbles #Fan comic

[toaarcan]

Fiona: New fun holiday idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Sally: Fiona, no.

Emerl: Mistlefoe!

Fiona: Yes!

Emerl: SOMEONE'S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED!

Fiona: Yes!

Sally: Emerl, please stop encouraging her.

#'tis the season #Fiona just wants to cause chaos and Emerl is always down for violence #Mistlefoe #Fiona Fox #Sally Acorn #Emerl the Gizoid #Archie Sonic #Sonic the Hedgehog #Sonic #Incorrect Quote #Inaccurate Quote #Incorrect Sonic Quote #Inaccurate Sonic Quote #Source: Tumblr

[fandomdancer]

This is not mine, I saw it on Facebook years ago and I don't even know if the blogs mentioned are the originators of the joke, so my apologies for not giving proper credit. BUT this is hands down one of my favorite Christmas jokes to see circulating every year. It absolutely kills me every time to see it!

#y'all #i'm crying #mistlefoe #christmas #christmas humor #i can't breathe

[queermeetsthe90s]

cory: here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

topanga: cory, no.

shawn: mistlefoe.

topanga: please stop encouraging him.

#boy meets world #bmw #incorrect boy meets world #incorrect bmw #shawn hunter #cory matthews #topanga lawrence #topanga matthews #best friends #an iconic trio #Christmas #mistletoe #mistlefoe #shory

[princessofmanyfaces]

Mead Mishaps

That Time I Got Drunk And Saved A Demon:

A 5 star read for me. It was funny, I loved Fallon and Cinnamon's dynamic. I liked the plot. The spice was good.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

That Time I Got Drunk And Yeeted A Love Potion At A Werewolf:

A 5 star read for me. Brie and Felix are adorable. Brie getting over her abandonment issues and starting to trust Felix. Alexis gets introduced and she's my absolute favorite. It was hilarious and again the spice was good and didn't overshadow the plot.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Mistlefoe:

A 5 star read for me. I adored this whole book. Alexis was a masterpiece. I was laughing a lot, it was amazing.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

A Bump in Boohail:

A 4 star read for me. A short Halloween story that I adored. Felix falling over a child? Definitely my highlight.

Mead Mishaps Series:

A very earned and deserved 5 star series.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

#mead mishaps #That time I got drunk and saved a demon #That time I got drunk and yeeted a love potion at a werewolf #mistlefoe #A bump in boohail #kimberly lemming #reading #booklr #shallyne reads #Reader #books and reading #bookblr #book blog #book recommendations #booklover #books & libraries #booksbooksbooks #book recs #book review

[klirk-hammurton]

Incorrect Metallica Quotes: Mistlefoe

Cliff: -walking into a room- what's up with the weird mistletoe?

James: Lars decided its now called mistlefoe

Lars: -standing on a stool- LETS GO! YOU AND ME RIGHT NOW! SOMEONE'S HALLS IS GETTING DECKED YOU TALL ASS MOTHER FUCKER!

Kirk: -sighing- this is why we can't ever do nice things....

#metallica #metallica family #met family #tallica #acillatem #5th member #incorrect quotes #incorrect metallica quotes #christmas time #mistletoe #mistlefoe #clifford lee burton #cliff burton #cliffy bby #the master of orion #james hetfield #jaymz #papa het #the mighty het #the master of puppets #lars ulrich #danish bastard #chaotic danish gremlin #danish drummer boy #kirk hammett #kirk the ripper hammett #the ripper #kirky bby #the master of lightning #metallicord

[rhaegnarokmidwinter]

weird bleach headcanons: tis the season edition

Its that time again fuckos, time to get festive and fuckin’ wholesome.. well, mostly.

Ichigo Kurosaki: The unwitting instigator of the whole mess, who answered the question when Renji, Rukia et al were topside in the World of the Living, “Hey Ichigo, why are your neighbors putting lights on a tree in their living room?”  Cue a detailed description of what Christmas is all about, a curiosity from the Shinigami, a well-meaning chime in from Orihime, and a slow-spreading excitement on Rukia’s face as its decided to bring Christmas to the Soul Society. How bad could it be, right?

Yoruichi Shihouin: You seen Mean Girls? You know the Jingle Bell Rock dance? Yeah, she gets Kisuke, Renji, and Tessai in on it. 

Grimmjow Jaegerjacquez: In keeping with the theme of Grimmjow being a big fucking cat, have you ever seen what cats do to Christmas trees? Their eyes light up and all the thoughts in their head turn to murder and destruction of the shiny ornaments and boughs of holly. Grimmjow sees a Tannenbaum and has to deck its halls. Its on sight. Toshiro Hitsugaya: Actually gets reasonably sane and thoughtful gifts for everyone. Call this guy Santa cause he’s made a list and he’s checking it twice. Jushiro Ukitake: Is in charge of the baking. Some sexist tried to pass the task of doing the holiday cookies and stuff off to the Women’s Association. That lasted about all of five minutes when Jushiro promptly fluffed himself up indignantly and took on responsibility of the baking himself because he just be like that. Most of the 13th turns into Santa’s Bakeshop because they’re not gonna let their chronically ill captain do ALL the work. Shunsui Kyouraku: Hears “mistletoe” and gets more inspired than Jack Skellington misappropriating holiday traditions. Mistletoe is scattered around the Seireitei leading to adorable and uh, awkward... situations. (It gets weirdly violent later too)

Renji Abarai: Tries that thing where you wrap yourself all sexy in strategically placed ribbons and bows for your special someone... aaaand it goes about as well as you’d expect with Renji looking more like a ball of used scotch tape than sexily wrapped. Rukia and Byakuya Kuchiki: Are put in charge of decorating and it goes incredibly well. Byakuya draws up a colour palette and decorating scheme that vibes well with the whole old-Japanese look of the Seireitei while still being Christmassy and the entire place is festive as fuck before long. Byakuya becomes a master at untangling strings of lights to the point where he’s called to other divisions where they’re hopelessly tangled, and effortlessly detangles the lights for everyone. Even those little wire and dot lights (fuck those are annoying) Rangiku Matsumoto: Is in charge of the punch but doesn’t read the recipe right and boozes that punch right the fuck up to the point where it doesn’t taste like there’s 99 bottles of vodka in the punch but thats probably not far off the mark. Its dangerous and has horrible ramifications later on Kenpachi Zaraki: Mishears “mistletoe” as “mistle foe” and suddenly deck the halls acquires a whole new meaning. The 11th Division gets it first. Mistletoe is hung in random areas and decrees that if you’re under the mistletoe with someone, you fight them. No one really notices much different until it spills out of the 11th Division and into the rest of the Seireitei. where Shunsui had hung mistletoe. Suddenly its a holly jolly roulette where if you’re caught under the mistletoe with someone you don’t know if you’re getting kissed or getting punched in the kisser.

Retsu Unohana: Organizes a night of caroling in the Seireitei. No one is brave enough to refuse. Gets horribly derailed when half of the carolers get drunk off the punch Rangiku made and the other half don’t notice a difference until much later. Yachiru: Mishears “mistletoe” as “mistle-toad” and a third option appears whereupon you’re ribbited at by a frog suspended from the mistletoe. They’re still finding frogs to this day.

#merry christmas ya filthy animals #weird bleach headcanons #mistlefoe #deck your halls or ya halls getting decked #no christmas tree is safe from pantera

[wrongydkjquotes]

The Ydkj hosts

#ydkj #you don't know jack #wrongydkjquotes #nate shapiro #cookie masterson #schmitty #josh schmitty schmitstinstein #buzz lippman #guy towers #youtube #mistletoe #mistlefoe

[mattsmemes]

#meme #mattsmemes #memes that make you go hmmm #christmas #christmas meme #christmas idea #mistletoe #mistlefoe #deck the halls #christmas ideas #festive #great ideas #fun christmas idea

[shesamreads]

I work with swords. This feels like one of the only times I've seen an accurate portrayal in media.

#SheSamReads #Mistlefoe #Mead Mishaps #Kimberly Lemming #Romance #Fiction #Monster Romance

[girlzoot]

“Ruby. Beloved. You are talking to a magic sword. You came here with a man who turns into a fox and controls trees. Are you truly surprised by an enchanted wardrobe? The sooner you stop asking questions, the more fun we’re going to have.”

“Hmm. That’s a damn good point.”

---Kimberly Lemming/Mistlefoe

#Kimberly Lemming #Mistlefoe #magic sword #having fun #enchantment