Person C: I thought you wanted to kill yourself, Person A, said it was, and I quote, "My death wish".
Person A, proudly: Well, I don't really want to anymore.
Person C: Oh? Why is that?
Person A, nudging Person B: Because Person B will be sad and lonely if I died. Right, honey?
Person B, inching away from Person A: No? I'd take you back to Jesus for a fucking glass of water.
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