#honestly they’re everything

[yak-leather-whips]

Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.

#honestly the fact that we started en media res could even be construed as part of it #that feeling we had of being thrown into something all out of order #like. i think the fact that the team are such good improvisors is being used to hide whats happening from them #they’re so used to yes anding everything that the inconsistencies don’t pop out #anybody interested is welcome to come and join the church of quanglicanism #quanglicanism #time quangle #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy theory

[comradekatara]

> be zuko

> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)

> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up

> fail miserably, because he is indestructible

> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain

> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang

> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety

#zuko #sokka #combustion man #iroh #sokka could’ve taken down all of unanimity with his boomerang #he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr #altho i guess jujinta also has rly precise aim so he basically fulfills that role #but like. sokka has precise aim AND everything else kavik has (except for waterbending but like. he doesn’t even need it) #anyway. these tags are not relevant to the post at all #also i think zuko would like the helmet bc a) they’re regulation so he feels more militaristic in them and b) they cover his scar #but for the purposes of this joke of he hates the way they compress on his skull and he also whines before iroh makes him put it on #honestly both are equally plausible to me #so let’s just say it’s a combination thereof

[theshadowrealmitself]

Ideal Peter Parker getting to full on mentor Miles Morales for me is Peter, who has been keeping his identity a secret from everyone for years, giving Miles absolutely wild advice on how to hide his identity and sounding like he’s super overthinking everything

And then Miles meets like,, Nick Fury, or someone else who really wants to know Spidey’s identity, and it turns out to all be really rational advice because there are people out there going to great lengths to find out his identity

(So yeah, sorry Miles, but you are gonna have to figure out how to manufacture your own spray paint if you wanna use any as Spidey because they will try to use that to figure out who you are)

#I like picturing Nick Fury the most #not only cause it’s funny to imagine Peter in his homemade costume evading someone who should be the most likely to figure him out #but also it’s not as scary to imagine #like imagine picturing the same scenario of someone using *everything* to track down Spidey but they’re a villain who might honestly #try to kill him #way better to imagine it’s just Nick Fury who really wants to get Spidey registered as an actual hero #so he’s not just vigilanting around #but unfortunately Peter believes that the world will end and everyone he loves will be in immediate danger if anyone figures him out #because of Parker luck™️ #Spiderman #spider-man #spider man #Peter Parker #Miles Morales #Nick Fury

[angelicdevil24]

God David cares about Angel so much I’m going to pass out

#no matter what happens #he always puts their thoughts and feelings above everything else #and he wants them to talk about what they’re feeling honestly #and he’s understanding about the fact that they’re divided in two different worlds #but he never makes them feel bad about it #instead he wants to help them carry the weight of it #bc he just wants them to be okay :( #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted audio #redacted asmr

[laz-kay]

Baby Zeke baby Zeke baby Zeke baby Zeke😭

I could honestly write a novel about this episode, but my body is so freaking tired rn I just haven’t the energy to do a deep dive! Long story short, this was a beautiful episode about forgiveness, friendship, and learning from your mistakes. Sometimes it doesn’t matter about a person’s past, what matters is the here and now.

#this episode honestly hurt me sm #zeke and jimmy jr’s friendship means everything to me #they’re brothers your honour #bobs burgers #bobs burgers spoilers #bobs burgers season 14 #bully ieve it or not #zeke bobs burgers

[owlfacenightkit]

Hello @scarletsaphire, I was your Secret Santa for the @valentines-core-exchange!!

Hope you enjoy the art!!

#Valentine’s Core Exchange 2024 #Artnatomy errors included #Danny Phantom #Danny Fenton #Nocturne #Nocturne DP #DP Nocturne #ID in Alt #honestly this was a bit hard to come up with #but I really wanted to do it because it was your most preferred interaction #I Imagine they’re standing in some sort of dream space and Nocturne’s showing Danny everything he can do #Phan art #Phanart

[electric-plants]

cyno: why did you turn down being a sage?

alhaitham: i can’t think of a job i would want to do less. wait no i would hate your job more actually

dehya: hey alhaitham watch yourself that was kind of rude—

cyno: actually that was…kind of hot….

#haino #cyhaino #cytham #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #dehya #this is how that conversation went right??? #i think cyno sees alhaitham do anything and thinks it’s hot honestly #i think that man is WHIPPED #they’re like if opposites attract weren’t opposites #like they like each other because on a surface level they’re SUCH opposites #and have such different values which is just INTERESTING and makes both of them CURIOUS #and they’re both just weirdly into curiosity cause they’re NERDS #but then they get closer and!! they look a little deeper and they are just!! #So Similar #so Aligned #and by then they’re in so deep that it’s ‘i love our differences i love our similarities oh shit i love everything about you’ #im sorry #i can literally never shut up about how they’re different but the same but also DIFFERENT but also the SAME

[samcarter34]

This fandom has a weird insistence that nothing can stand on its own and everything must be connected to everything else.

Like the two forgotten gods can’t be new characters, clearly they must the Tharizdun/Luxon/the Raven Queen’s predecessor, even though the entire thing is that no one knows these forgotten gods even existed, and the latter characters are all well documented.

There’s a city on Ruidus? Clearly is must be Avalir/Aeor/Cognouza despite that not making a lick of sense.

Morrigan turned out to be a hag with the pseudonym ‘The Fate Stitcher’? Clearly she must also be Isharnai, despite Isharnai being known as the Prism Sage, is connected specifically to misery rather than fate in general, is not in the Feywild and so would not have time dilation capabilities.

There’s a low level information dealer in Jrusar? Clearly that must be Essek because apparently he ain’t got better shit to do.

A wizard named Laerryn and a wizard named Ryn exist ~1,000 years apart? Clearly they must be the same person despite us seeing Laerryn die onscreen and there being a millennium and an apocalypse between them.

Y’all, new things are allowed to happen, and things are allowed to be what they are.

#critical role #cr discourse #since it’s tangential enough #it was always a problem (what with every magic woman must be the same person in c2) but it’s gotten worse #honestly I kinda blame the ‘Laudna was on the tree’ speculation being proven right #people were throwing shit at a wall and something stuck #so now they’re doing it with everything #Also I feel like this trend is separate but connected to the ‘x is secretly a different race’ stuff that keeps popping up #And again I don’t want to sound mean but come on

[velvetjune]

[zachariah trench voice] I’m losing control

#🫡 going through control now that I know how to screenshot and record my screen m #everyone always praises the darling videos and those are everything. however. #the trench videos are SO good. the voice acting. the lines!! #trench haunting jesse #my favorites are Northmoor ; Oceanview Motel; and Endless Grind #honestly they’re all good #control 2019 #control remedy #zachariah trench

[cloudyskiiees]

alenoah oneshot in high school where they’re playing senior assassin and noah has alejandro. my fingers are flying across my keyboard

#total drama #alenoah #tdi noah #tdi alejandro #tdi alenoah #tdi fanfic #total drama island #everything i ever see reminds me of them #i cannot help myself honestly #they’re just burned into my brain

[kelpermoosee]

I need to draw Booigi real soon, the lack of them is making me itchy

#kelperambles #uhhh pic is unrelated but I thought the paper luigi was cute 💖 #anyways I just wanted to ramble about how much I love booigi LMAO #but like I need the very specific type of booigi that has been rotting in my brain in order to be satisfied #OKAY OKAY. picture this: Names are such an important thing to Luigi. Many people don’t tend to remember the bare minimum about him #so he really appreciates the few people who take enough time to remember his actual name or small things about him #then when King Boo pulls up he’s literally yelling Luigi’s name and cursing him out #sure while Luigi is still scared of him he can’t help but feel flattered that King Boo subconsciously respects him enough to call him Luigi #not green mario. not the man in green. just him…truly him. #and while Luigi might not want an designated enemy (like what Mario and bowser have) #the fact that king boo believes that Luigi is significant enough to be his enemy is something Luigi cannot ignore #King Boo acknowledges Luigi for his strengths in his weird theater kid way #but I can really see them growing closer together once Luigi discovers that King Boos plays everything up just to be DRAMATIC ✨✨ #king boo WANTS luigi to react. and if he doesn’t get that he more or less just lets go of the act #like what’s the point of setting everything up if Luigi’s not even going to match his high energy? #honestly they just need to both RELAX for a second and they would really hit it off #it’s actually embarrassing. they’re so embarrassing.

[lesbianballofgender]

During the time of Job when Crowley is ✨Bildad The Shuhite✨ they watch Job talk to God and say ‘But just to be able to ask the question’ which, looking back, is such a huge thing for him to say considering that asking questions is implied to be THE REASON they had their fall…

Brb gonna go cry for him

#no because imagine getting kicked out of heaven and possible having your memory wiped for asking questions only to watch someone do the sam #and for that person to have everything turn out ok for them #honestly the fact Crowley isn’t petty AF is a major kudos to him #it’s not even just that job asked questions but that Crowley is amazed that he was ‘able to’ like they’re just astonished job could #bildad the shuhite #bildad nation #crowley good omens #Crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #david tennant

[hella1975]

FRESH NAILS LETS GOOOOO

#they look so hot they’re so long and pointy. im gonna GET you #I’ve had such a productive day I finally cleaned up my revision pit that I left behind when I went home #so finally tidied my room and washed my dishes and emptied my bin and cleaned my surfaces etc #and then I got my nails done which is of course SUCH a slay #and then i went to boots and my mate has a loyalty card with student discount on it that i copped #tell me how i got hair dye (this alone was £8) body wash shampoo conditioner and a hair mask ALL for £13. insane bargains from me #and then i finally FINALLY did a big shop bc I’ve fully not done one since coming back after xmas #im so accomplished let’s gooo #honestly i feel really restless and like I’m staving off an inevitable episode bc I just feel soooo ough and unsettled #and it’s always Bad when it gets like this but if i just keep doing things and ignoring it then everything will be fine! 😄 #about to have a FAT bath. nothing is wrong with me #hella goes to uni

[ghoulbats]

watched the livestream 👍🏼 cried 👍🏼 see you all at the next one 👍🏼

#i’m sure other people will do in-depth posts about the info given but what i will say is there’s 60 days #although ig the info was mainly that they don’t know right now but they’re working on it and will tell us when they do know stuff #they wanna do what they can in the time they have and they wanna see if there are ways to continue some things #but the majority only just found out about this too so if you honestly expected them to know everything know then that’s on you #it was just very sad and made me realise i’m gonna miss it all a lot more than i thought yesterday #rt #rooster teeth #roosterteeth #it’s funny i still have to use that for my personal organisation now bc i just didnt realise it was two words this whole time #but hey i’m going down with the ship ig #it’s taken up 12 years of my life already what’s another 60 days

[honeyvenommusic]

❗️NEWGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSAN-

#glass animals #honestly i wore out dreamland sm my brain took a lonnng break from expecting anything from them?? idk i’m just huh???? #like….. when i say wore out #i cannot describe how much i listened to it #i usually have some vague idea even if it’s a ridiculous number #like 52 times in a month for an album or something (has happened) #i cannot recall w this #gonna say bc 2020 & they were Literally the last band i saw live. next morning everyone found out about everything annd lockdown. no joke #so it was big dreamland time when it dropped and revisiting their past albums when i broke out of its spell lmao #(pretty sure before that like january was when i listened to déjà vu 100+ times in a row tho so oop. it was a tough day lol) #anyway seeing this aww man. i really have had this band with me for a long long time. 🥹 i remember hearing gooey on the radio one night #driving home from work late @ night in 2014. the drive was so short i couldn’t be arsed to fish out my ipod & plug it in #sometimes so just popped on a good station i had preset. started the car and heard this *voice* and i was like who???? #had to check the station bc it was an alt station and i thought i had it on another one which was fine i was just v confused #it was in the middle of the song & i was immediately anxious to know the name hoping i’d hear it & it wouldn't just flow into the next song #then the dj would pile the names together after x number of songs played bc i was tiired (but woulda stayed in the car ngl). got lucky & #ran inside to find it then yelled at my roommate the next day that she HAD to listen to it during a smoke session after work #(i was right & it blew her miiind) #god. what a fucking time. what a fucking band. idk what the disc horse is surrounding them now since they blew up via tiktok #i’m sure people are v quick to say they’re overrated bc of that but idk & i’m glad i don’t know. they’ll always be this #highly inventive incredible band i stumbled upon for the perfect night drive home after a long long shift #a band that came back from a Horrible accident that should have ended 1 of their lives & somehow didn’t & should have ended them #as a band (like still cannot believe Joe was drumming in 2020 & i saw it with my own eyes like how tf???!?) #a band deserving of all of its successes. glass animals forever

[yioh]

why are like 95% of genshin mlm ships so boring and cliche😭

#idk they feel so dull lol #the only mlm ships i like are the scara ships (kazuscara and chiscara) i feel like that’s because scara has such a fun personality and #character design also his colour palette looks so nice with any character #i like kaebedo ofc but they don’t count because they’re not rly popular and have like 0.5 in game material lol #but everything else is so dull #like zhongli/childe kaveh/al haitham ayato/thoma the fontaine guys idk their names #SOOOOO BORING … #wait but i did have a ayato/itto phase they are actually super cute 😭😭😭 i love their dynamic it’s so adorable i would love for more ayaitto #i love how ayaitto compliment eachother it makes so much sense and thoma rly does just feel like a sweet friend honestly i love him for tha #lowkey miss inazuma now lol #WHEREAS most of the wlw ships are soooo fun #idk man like beiguang eimiko while not my favourite ever they are still super fun and cute and i like seeing them #they don’t feel boring lol #i think it’s because i already like their characters individually #plus shenjin and guiping #they’re all so cute #the women of genshin impact are so nicely written now that i think abt it #there’s also lumine/heat and ayalumi #*JEHT NOT HEAT WTF #KOKOSARA beloveds #dehya and dunyazard #not rly a fan of the fontaine girls tho they look kinda basic lol #don’t take this post too seriously i’m just rambling lol