#horror osha

[spooky-osha]

[@horrorosha barges in like it lives here, holding a dead deer by the neck.]

Lucerna jumps a little bit smiles at the sight of a familiar face. Hi! More food for the k-kids or . . ?

#spooky osha #lucerna #horror osha

[letswonderspirit]

Some doodles 8^]

#danny phantom #monster design #doodles #my art #corruption AU #Vlad’s outfit on the right is based off his college design #probably not osha compliant lol #ask to tag #gore #body horror #horror #I wanted to make their monster designs almost abstract #I could probably do a few more passes on these #Vlad #vlad plasmius #hopefully I don’t scar someone for life w these

[vaguelyhumanshapedbeing]

“Thank god I was not harmed or injured in some fashion at my workplace today, due to noncompliance with osha guideline 1926.1053(a)(2)” I said to myself.

“Hello” said the fixed wooden ladder with inconsistent rung spacing

#two sentence horror #two sentence stories #writing #creative writing #osha #osha guidelines

[symphony-calamity]

TMA but the archives crew are unionized. Discuss.

#“yeah im sorry the Horrors are a workplace safety violation im reparting you to british osha” #fandomposting #the magnus archives #tma

[loccorocco]

cw blood, medical gore

Extra 2: Dima's horror story stalker ocs Sanya + Loners First || Full comic

#s.t.a.l.k.e.r. #stalker anomaly #my art #ughhhhh im finally done #i love medical horror stories golly #Dima doing the tradition of “Senior giving the newbies an OSHA horror story” #gonna do the AO3 chapter upload tomorrow! #wahoo

[norcester]

🐝🚫

#osha #unradicaldoodling #digital #ibispaint #ibispaint x #horror #bugs

[reblogglelog]

If Hal Jordan is a horse girl for planes John Stewart is Special Interest: Architecture

"oh shit John's about to go full special ops on this guy"

John "OSHA" Stewart: "this structure shoddy as fuck" *yoink*

#green lantern #john stewart #ur honor his brain is so juicy #nothing but blue prints #and the horrors #marine tactics? #no. #only OSHA #edit to correct a typo sjsjsj

[hannahhasart]

That feeling when you accidentally explode a dude’s head because your step step great grandfather(?) some weird old guy gave you immense power or whatever

#dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies season 2 #I can’t believe I have to use the tag #body horror #OSHA’s Eleven #dndaddies #I was gonna have taylor doing the poggers pointing meme but then it looked like he was casting the spell lol

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

i watched alien (1979) with my partner a few days ago and goddamn this evil space cargo ship company can fit so many sci-fi osha violations in it

#engineering school has made it impossible to not find design flaws in every movie i watch #i know all of it is designed to get the characters where they need to be for the story to work #but also #why does the escape shuttle not have enough room to take the entire crew #you have seven people and a cat in the crew you need enough room on the space shuttle to take seven people and a cat #come on we learned this lesson after the titanic #also why is a cat even on the space cargo ship and given free reign #i know the answer is 'because the crew likes cats' but also what if that thing chews on the wires #also why is the mechanism to self destruct the cargo ship not in the escape shuttle itself #why does ripley have to trigger the mechanism and then run like halfway across the ship to get on the shuttle #bro what if she trips your ten minutes of leeway would not be enough for the crew to all get on the shuttle before the self destruct sequenc #also ripley was like. reading the instruction manual on how to trigger that self destruct #girl who trained you? if the ship has a self destruct sequence you need to learn this in work safety training #again i know i know its to make the story more dramatic #this movie is good and the actual emotional beats are not lost on me #still fun to poke fun at it tho bc if i dont id get kind of scared since i dont do well with horror #my partner says maybe in the distant future of the 2030s the space cargo ship company bought osha and yeah that tracks #the real horrifying alien was capitalism and the osha violations we made along the way #alien (1979) #the crew of the nostromo needs to unionize and lobby for better employee safety training #shut up pandora

[spooky-osha]

...Spook? - @horrorosha

It looks up instantly, visibly relieved to hear a familiar voice. There’s several changes to its appearance since the last time Horror saw it.

Spook didn’t have hearing aids before, and it didn’t look this tired.

Hello!

#spooky osha #spook #doll arc #horror osha

[asexual-spock]

*Contractor Voice* “Ooooh. Okay, see there’s your problem right there. You see that rift in space/time the gravity drive made? The one linking our universe to an eldritch dimension the human mind can’t comprehend? Yea, that’s not supposed to be there.”

#event horizon #sci fi horror #cosmic horror #this starship is not OSHA compliant

[onceandfutureoshainspector]

- translation: the HOTEL itself is full of FERAL GHOULS, the residents (who are still alive and not experimented on to death?) are in the VAULT.

- and there hasn’t been any contact with the outside world since the before times. i wonder what kind of fucked up shit went on here, and i wonder how it failed if the test subjects have survived this long?

- gonna have a look around before i go with PEARL, see what i can dig up.

    - me: *picks up a wad of OLD WORLD MONEY*

    - the entire fucking peanut gallery i’m travelling with: *noises of dubious uncertainty*

- the fact that these VAULT DWELLERS were all uber-rich doesn’t necessarily mean they weren’t up for experimentation - 114 was also intended to be populated with the upper class to their detriment. this mention of a “speak easy feel”, however, might indicate that VAULT-TEC were experimenting with a different kind of horror here - themed restaurants.

- a couple of entries on local attractions confirm that ACADIA was in fact an observatory, and also a national park? also we are apparntly in MAINE, which had me really excited for a minute because i thought that’s where H.P. LOVECRAFT lived, but then i remembered that that’s RHODE ISLAND. dammit, i really wanted to piss on that racist old fuck’s grave :(

#for a moment i thought it lined up really well with the whole cosmic horror theme of the place but no :( #FALLOUT 4: THE RESURRECTION OF OSHA #fallout 4

[turojo]

❝ prove it . ❞ colress is sweating profusely .

" Isn't that the opposite of what we're trying to commit too? "

#crack. » .004 ✦ #aachromaa #WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE GOOD GUYS COLRESS #he says....as he does questionable horrors #also none of that in my lab :/ thats not osha approved

[dimension-20-every-introduction]

Everyone Introduced in Dimension 20′s Neverafter episode 7

#dimension 20 spoilers #dimension 20 #d20 introductions #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #cw body horror #level 4 pc statblocks!! #gerard's might have a misspell putting 18 instead of 16? since i don't see any way his strength could have jumped from 15 to 18 at lv 4 #mother goose's stats feel Especially strange #they're VASTLY different from the statblock card from two episodes ago- just pulled them up to compare #ALSO UH. UH. UH #I'M STARING WITH THE WIDEST EYES. #this is FUCKED #dying dying dying dying DYING to know what's coming next #AND LIKE LITTLE MISS MUFFET WAS THERE FOR ALL OF THAT TOO- #i saw the cws for body horror like over an hour in when i approached like 58 minutes of silly regular d20 funtime for THAT second half. #what the FUCK. #this is INSANE to me. #also i saw a post from OSHA of all blogs about the ep so i'm going to rb that sorry not sorry <3 #but like...................................... FUCK. #what's gonna happen to their reality now??

[steal-this-album]

hey girlies <- just submitted 5 english assessments hours before everything closes

#my ass IS passing !! ! #i have Ds in literally everything But stagecraft (we only get graded on participation and completing our osha certification) and drivers ed #i might have a c in english. teacher has to grade stuff but it's definitely at least a d #oh god there were Horrors this semester . if i have to look at my transcript ever again i'll kill myself #polly chirps #oh ya i am osha construction certified now ^___^ #plus my general industry one from last year too. hashtag girl #unfortunately the school will not pay for us to get forklift certified. misogynistic honestly 😢

[nine-fingered-entity]

scully is a smart, logical woman who should be good at her job. unfortunately she lives in a looney tunes universe where mulder is always right

#the x files #osha-mandated xfiles break over i wanted deranged heterosexual pining and bad plots #5x8 was almost good and i like watching mulder go through the horrors #5x9 is So Bad. in every way