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annahamiltonsstuff · 5 months
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My fav part in german crime shows is when one cop drives the other home. I don't know there is something intimate about it, like "I'll bring you home" or "Please drive me home" and than when they get out of the car one of them says "sleep well" and then they wait till the other reached the front door.
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princelancey · 9 months
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I am actually very close to the point of wtf even is the point of supporting Aston, like Lance absolutely 100% always behind him, but the team nah they can get fucked, I've really just had it with the bullshit they've been pulling with Lance this year. Today was a joke. Lance said the track wasn't ready for mediums NO ONE ELSE WAS ON THEM NOT EVEN THE OTHER DRIVER IN THE TEAM! AND YOU MAKE HIM DO A PUSH LAP ANYWAYS? IN FUCKING SPA!? GET FUCKED!!!
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bythenineshards · 9 months
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I don't like Star Wars. I don't hate it. In fact, I've tried multiple times to like it. I enjoyed Rogue One and a little of the Mandalorian. It's just not for me. However! There is one moment that stuck with me. It was a weird feeling I got watching the last one with Rey and Kylo. I didn't really care about them or the weird romance they were trying to do but there's a little bit of acting that got me in my stupid romantic heart.
During his rescue of Rey or whatever, there's a moment where they see each other through their bond, and his eyes soften. That motherfucker.
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totally-italy · 12 days
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italy i broke the sketty
Go into the naughty corner and think over what you have done. Contemplate the sins you have committed and then imagine each strand of your hair being ripped from your head, just like you ripped my heart out of my chest and how you snapped each innocent spaghetto.
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csphire · 7 months
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Patch #3 Dye Criticism Feedback
Before there was one dye I absolutely loved and it looked good regardless of what I put it on. Most of the dyes I loathed but Ocean I could always count on to look tasteful. Always thought it was perfect for Astarion.
This is what it looked like before:
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Tasteful right? Red touches, tasteful dusty brown leather.
Now, good Gods... "I hate it, this is awful!" 😭 Why Larian? Why!
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Change it back, pretty please?
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juletheghoul · 11 months
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Lover, I’m curious. Fuck, marry, kill—Dave, Frankie & Joel.
FOLI THIS IS SO CRUEL!!!
Okay… well…
So I have to marry the love of my life;
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I have to fuck this absolute specimen of a man;
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Which means… I’m sorry but I have to kill;
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YOU CRUEL CRUEL THING! 💜
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acewithapaintbrush · 2 years
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"Cannibalism."
I've seen this joke fly around every imaginable Fandom but not Encanto...
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boiling-potato · 1 year
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😇
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Ok, now you're just doing this on purpose-
What the heck ice!?? I thought we were friends?? Why are you showing me a clip of the demise of my fellow brethrens??? ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
Ok, you know what? Two can play at this game!
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Hah! A taste of your own medicine! >:)
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feelbokkie · 4 months
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hehehehe
THIN ICE, LAKE
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serpulalacrymans · 1 month
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Would you'd you like us all alot more if we treated you like a 5 dollar whore?
No. You obviously don't get it.
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florencewellch · 8 months
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the fact that despite all my trying i can’t break free from being a speak now girlie first and foremost?? 100% your doing.
Hehehehehe. You're trying to break free???
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mariamboogy · 1 year
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I’m seeing all of these things, how could anyone hate latinos? I never knew that was a thing because.. HOW COULD YOU HATE LATINOS?
I’m Egyptian -football is a great deal in Egypt- and I was really sad Brazil lost because they’re the freaking artists of this game! No one plays football like latinos! We’re all just trying so hard to be them while they’re effortlessly themselves!
And don’t get me started on people who think celebrations are offensive or disrespectful, is that your first match to watch or something?
WHO DOESN’T CELEBRATE AFTER A GOAL IN THE WORLD CUP???
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muckmage · 9 months
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Nathan
ok well. that's just my name, you're doxxing me
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totally-italy · 12 days
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I BROKE THE SPHEGHETTI AND THEYRES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
-FRANCE UNOFFICIAL
Excuse you, what is this crime? I shall hunt you down and tie you up with strands of spaghetti until you apologise and, when you die, you shall end up plagued in the Fields of Punishment where you will be broken and cracked for all eternity.
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kylievershion · 7 months
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next thing you know one of your old friends is being exposed for incest, grooming, racism, and pedophilla...
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csphire · 12 days
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What happened to Mirkon's Letter?
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Has anyone else had a problem now with getting Mirkon's Letter after you save him? I'm playing a rouge (I swear I did not pickpocket him) and after rescuing him as usual I go down to collect his letter and he lost it, is now crying and I'm struggling not to cry. Did Larian take his letter away?!?! Mirkon is crying now wtf Larian! How could you do this to this sweet little scatterbrain?
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