#i always get murdered in the end

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate. #you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth. #then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died. #and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me. #real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you. #and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love. #lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real? #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

[obiwanobi]

not to add another AU to the list, but... AU where Obi-Wan is a fed-up senator who gets Anakin, Palpatine's adopted son, but more importantly secret Sith apprentice, as his assistant against his will, because Palpatine is trying to teach him about politics, patience and deception.

featuring lots of office shenanigans, Vaderkin dealing with work emails, Obi-Wan wondering why the Chancellor's son looks like he wants to murder him every time he asks him to do the bare minimum and if nepotism will ever end, and Palpatine being surprised that Obi-Wan's corpse hasn't been thrown through a window yet.

#vaderkin having to deal with work emails when he only has murder on his mind is hilarious to me #almost as much as palpatine making him do it #in a surprising twist they would end up getting along #of course #also why do I always picture obi-wan as tired and grumpy in a senator AU #obikin #clem's aus

[aceghosts]

Rooney Shepard (They/Them): RELIC AU

There are stranger things I've learned on the outside Separated by an open door I find it hard to reach the end of my timeline Salivating 'cause I wanted more Is this the end or is this the beginning? -Too Close/Too Late by Spiritbox

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#cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #cyberpunk2077edit #cp2077edit #cyberpunk 2077 OC #nbvnesdays #nonbinary oc #commander rooney shepard #I won't let fear compromise who I am #OTP: It always comes right back to you #v: cyberpunk 2077 #myedits #I'm still kind of finetuning the Relic AU in my head #but what I have so far is that even though Rooney didn't participate in the heist and really know about #but V calls them when they are heading to DeShawn after the heist #as V needs Rooney's help and they know (or hope) that Rooney can get them out of this fuck up #Rooney takes the Relic and tells V to lay low with some friends from their days in the military #and in the end Rooney takes the bullet meant for V #Rooney and Yorinobu still reunite the same way they do in Rooney's canon #but there is absolutely the extra layer of 'oh fuck i can't tell him about this' #and in this universe V still works with Goro because I don't think he would let go of Saburo's murder so easily #and I like to think that Rooney thinks of Johnny more as a teammate as time goes on #like even though they butt heads a lot #Rooney still feels responsible for him #and the two start to get along better #but Yorinobu is absolutely the one thing they cannot agree on #anyway #thanks for listening to my fucking unhinged ramblings in the tags #I don't think they make sense #but I can explain it more in an actual post if you want

[theotherrichardpapen]

killing eve // wishbone; crush - richard siken // letters to milena - franz kafka // a primer for the small weird loves; crush - richard siken

#me making killing eve content instead? it's more likely than you think #anyway this actually started out as a comparative piece between hannibal + killing eve + like minds #with the scenes where hannibal stabs will for the knife quote and alex holding nigel's body at the trainyard #for the 'you take the things you love' quote #the holy trinity of fucked up murder couples (to me. sorry louis and lestat i know you're missing from here) #BUT i absolutely could not get it to work out so i went with just ke instead #the S2 ending parallels with the S3 bridge scene will always occupy a part of my brain and THAT is the thing i could rant about for 30 mins #also not to keep talking about like minds on this post but the fact that in both the ke scenes here and that film #both couples try to kill one another after facing rejection immediately preceded by their partner killing for the first time #like the unintentional parallels between these pieces of media is insane #killing eve #villaneve #eve polastri #villanelle #oksana astankova #eve x villanelle #web weaving #quotes

[molinaesque]

*humming while building model tanks*

#sergei dragunov #dragunov #tekken 9 #tekken #videogamemen #games #i love my little 6 ft 4 - 98kg - murder machine just having the time of his life #also love that in the bad ending he looks SO bumbed out because it means he'd have to start working again XD #him getting along with azucena is something i can definitely see since he appreciates coffee #and the contrast of hyper cheery beam of sunshine and silent intimidating lone wolf is always gold #t8gifs

[icarrymany]

im not into timlex but i DO support its truthers bc that shit is funny as fuck. any point in the timeline. that dude you see in a random elective freshman year who you dont talk to but you guess he is a little pretty. friend of a friend who is insufferable but you kinda like that he's mean. guy out to kill you but hey its a little hot. hilarious, thank you

#and hey i wont discount the feels there #tim even understood him in the end #the entry where him and jay look through alex's old house he sorta works out what he thinks happened w alex #tim still does not like him obviously but hes probably the only person who's gonna Get It. #so i see yall #theyd go so hard in a good fix it fic #people always write jay as the forgiving one like are you kidding. hed interrogate tf out of alex NOT forgive him first #tim has forgiven jay for so much INCLUDING TWO attempted assaults/murders on HIM #whos to say he wouldnt do the same for alex

[leezuhh]

sunshine court no context

#i'm sorry... i couldnt stop thinking of this meme while reading the beginning #lemme find the line that really set it in for me... ok it was 'have fun whoring your way to the top of another line-up you useless bitch' #the raven hate mail game was insane #anyways yea i just spent like 3 hours straight reading tsc and yes i just finished it #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #all for the game #nora sakavic #also neil continuing the time-honored tradition of murdering rapists at the end of the book was iconic. king #i need to reread the og trilogy sighhhh the second book is a lil hard for me to get thru though #but i liked this one a ton. all the characters felt very real #i liked the choice to make the trojans not all sunshine and rainbows but have to make an effort to keep up that appearance #and also oml these bitches are worried about jean ruining their reputation when they have LUCAS on the lineup ? yall have bigger problems.. #thats a joke i just think lucas is a bitch #i was also surprised by jean ending up pan vs jeremy just gay because the fandom characterization has always been the opposite #but yknow what i like it a lot #tempted to put a whole book review right in these tags but i won't #aftg // #tsc spoilers #tsc

[mikoran]

yknow its probably a good thing that the themes of control and the fact that frisk doesnt equal the player etc werent like the Main thing with undertale because the fandom so horribly interpreted everything about it early on that it served as a great display of what toby needed to do to Not Mess It Up in deltarune where its basically the whole point

#like its also very important to undertale but if you completely miss that part youll end up fine #undertales story always felt more centric on the monsters of the underground while deltarune seems more focused on the story of kris and #their struggle with being a literal puppet to the player #like frisk is just kinda There. they dont really rebel and we actually know like nothing about them because theyre like. compliant i guess? #but kris does Not Take That Shit and is constantly fighting against it #its the whole point #sigh… chara they did you so dirty im sorry #like chara is morally grey as hell and they are Fascinating and have a lot going on with them that the fandom just. so horrible butchered #”oh this character is implied to have not been a great person? they have some ‘creepy’ dialogue? lol bloodthirsty murderer” #SO glad we left that era #chara loved monsters and was all about consequences!!! HOW DID WE ALL GET THAT SO WRONG #i have a lot of thoughts about this as you can tell #undertale #deltarune

[licorishh]

OH YEAH ALSO finally watched the FNAF movie with the coolest person on Earth, 11/10 movie, Mike looked ready to curl up into a fetal position on the floor and burst into tears at all moments, he is so me, would watch again

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #anyway. i loved the end scene where the four of them do the thing with afton #i was also extremely glad the springlock scene was very palatable and not gory or overly vivid because i can't and won't watch that stff #when i tell you i HOLLERED when cory showed up. almost cried. my BOY #cory is the king of youtube fr fr. nobody does it like him #he's on a hiatus again but we the samurai will patiently wait for the shogun's return #i am getting off-topic. matpat's nametag said “ness” which was extremely funny #afton was in literally two maybe three scenes tops which i was not expecting but he stole the show ofc. very spazzy. dig it #vanessa was so mysterious?? #i kinda loved her and mike's dynamic though. so very silly the pair of them (running from real-life manifestations of fictious characters) #I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW FOXY WAS IN THE MOVIE. THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY #foxy's always been my favorite. my boy. he can have a little murder. as a treat #VANESSA HAD A GUN!! VERY COOL AND GOOD #she barely even shot afton though. honeybun literally had the upper hand by a mile #that man did not have a long-range weapon. he was entirely at her mercy. if she'd shot him all the animatronics would've instantly helped #still like her for some reason though. she permanently has the default sim expression etched on her face #also i don't know if y'all saw but in the credits it says foxy's humming was my boy kellen goff!! #mike was so STRESSED and so DISTRACTED the ENTIRE TIME i see so much of myself in him #can we also agree josh hutcherson looks great with a goatee like that is eons ahead of the peeta look (never read/watched himger gims ok)

[feuilletoniste]

This post is all bad but this part especially. Whew. You're conflating ALL Palestinians with the terrorists who murdered twelve hundred innocent people, and you still think you're helping the Palestinian cause?

#“murdering 1200 civilians is justified” – real people‚ SOMEHOW #* #mine #literally nothing happens in a vacuum. if you start with that kind of justification then you'll just end up going further and further back #until you get to the first goddamn monkey who smacked another one with a rock. and what's the point in bringing *that* up *now*? #I bet you think the Charlie Hebdo murders were justified too. or hell‚ what about 9/11? #or is it just Jewish people that are fair game for terror attacks? #the babies whose heads were blown off with shotguns? the children burned alive with soot inside their lungs? #the grandmothers raped and tortured to death‚ while the whole thing was livestreamed on Facebook? #see‚ MY hot take is that terrorism is *always* bad. murder of innocents is *never* justifiable. but you don't agree‚ right? #you'd better be careful with that kind of rhetoric. because you can justify anything if you frame it as a radial act of self-determination. #even when it really is just a bunch of terrorists hurting people for fun.

[slutdge]

what's everybody's favorite breaking bad and/or better call saul scenes or episodes im on a rewatch rn and getting obsessed all over again

#ME WHEN JIMMY MCGILL *screams and throws up* #chuck's suicide really just still fucks me up so much even when i know its coming #dead freight and face off are also iconic episodes #especially in face off when gus knows that walt planted the car bomb and walks away from it #gus' monologue when hector is in the hospital too. fuck me up. #any scene with gus really. he served. #AND ALSOOOO when mike murders the cops that killed his son. that was beautiful. #and also the episode where nacho is on the run 🥲 #im gonna just end up listing every scene and episode ok i promise im done now #wait wait no i have more #DEVASTATING when they kill andrea jesus christ #when gus kills victor and the blood splatters all over walters stupid face as an example. god i love gus. #also in el camino when jesse FINALLY gets away and gets to live in alaska like he always wanted to #and howard's murder was insane #OK IM DONE NOW I PROMISE

[interdimensionalhellscapeportal]

A note- I've read most of the Star Wars books over the years, new & old, recently including Master & Apprentice. I was fascinated by the description of Rael Aveross as having a "heavy Outer Rim accent", and imagined different flavors of it- to me, the Outer Rim sounds like Shmi (swedish actress) or Jango (new zealand drawl) etc etc....

Only, this week at work I finally listened to Dooku: Jedi Lost, and discovered that Rael fucking Aveross is a Texas hoss wrangler.

Being from the South myself, I already despise badly done southern accents, and his was perhaps the worst I have ever heard. I will never recover.

#star wars #rael averross #dooku: jedi lost #offensive southern stereotypes #lol like really tho that accent would get you punched in the mouth across most of the region #whyyyyyy is it always a terribly mocked up southern drool instead of an actual accent that exists #the pain #he says senator palpatine and man #i can't imagine how ol sidious lived thru a jedi with that atrocity of an accent saying his name and calling him ineffective #that should have been the end of his carefully constructed cover #hick jedi exposes sith in senate: sheev palpatine attempts to murder knight rael aveross for adding syllables to his name #lord deliver me from the evil that is this accent

[jonny-b-meowborn]

look I am fully aware that I'm the weird guy here for being into whatever Jarod has going on but honestly I sometimes wonder. Did the developers do it on purpose. Did they know that they're making him kinda. Y'know. Like I'm sorry for being a lil freak but some of his lines are just like. It feels like they knew what they were doing

#i just almost died in that scene where you give him a ride #never happened to me before i alway managed to keep him calm #but like. when the anger meter is full and hes about to kill you hes like 'say 'i want to die'. go on say it' #and i mean???? thats some freak shit #not to mention when he pulls out the gun hes like 'i had a bad day and need some cheering up. so thats what youre gonna do. cheer me up' #like im sorry but it cant be just me #hes just the perfect wet little meow meow. hes literally standing in the rain in that scene waiting for someone to help him #idk man im sure there's a lot of other people in the fandom who are into the 'creepy murderer' trope #but i genuinely wonder if that was at least a lil bit intentional #anyway i survived that encounter #at the end there was one of those lil dice rolls and i succeeded that so he let me live #and gave me a ride. every single time i get that scene i accept his offer to give me a ride #its honestly insane that its even an option. even after you lose that event and almost die the game still allows you to stay with him #anyway gonna continue playing #road 96 #jarod road 96 #bee buzz

[devereaux]

SIMONE KESSELL as FAITH COOPER (part 3 of ? because i have no self-control) My Life Is Murder | 3.10 - Killer Fashion

#simone kessell #simonekesselledit #my life is murder #mlim #mylifeismurderedit #mlimedit #finally been able to post this #only one more gifset of this episode to go :( #she always looks so fucking good i wanna gif every single time she takes a breath #also uhhhh she is so flirty i'm afraid i'd simply implode if she looked at me like that kladjkaljls #like the potential for simone to come back as lucy's romantic interest??? i'm shaking #alexa and faith somehow still being in contact months after this case?? and it feels very natural and nice #and sure they're kinda surprised about it but they get along very well #faith enjoys the banter and how alexa keeps up with her and alexa is more often than not endearingly exasperated by faith's whims #one day faith gets into some shenanigans because she is a diva and ok maybe that does happen a lot but this time shit's serious #so alexa comes to her rescue #hmmm they're in love your honour #they end up getting together afterwards obv #they're very gay and happy and hot together. the end. :))))) #if anyone wants to write this pls send it to me fladfks i'm too lazy to do it myself #ANYWAY #if you read all of this congrats <3 love you #*gdvrx #q #*alldvrx