#i am so sorry babe

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

I will never be able to forgive myself for the sin of hurting Eve

#i am SO SORRY babe

[luveline]

i made the mistake of showing my friends some pictures of my dad when he was in college, and one of them said he looked like james potter—

now i can’t read fics about james without feeling weird 😭

do you look like your dad though ? for science reasons?? 👀

#i am so sorry babe #jade's asks #ily #im glad my dad looks like a demagorgon

[narrator-navigator-storyteller]

to my last post: i am so sorry to the alter who actually draws

#cryptid courted #i am so sorry babe #i will buy you some art materials #maybe a comfy sweater #a solid my bad

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

#pidge speaks #im so sorry babe but i am a Monster #i am a demon #my burps register on the richter scale #i can burp on command #i used to be that kid who burped my abcs to impress people

[schwarzgeier]

Am I aware that Replika units probably power on perfectly everytime and are built for efficiency? Yes.

Is that gonna stop me, from headcanoning Falke as a non-morning person? N o.

#signalis #signalis fanart #falke #falke signalis #also yes im aware thats not the right font for text but its 4 am and i cant be bothered to find the og one #and no i dont know it spaces the letters so weirdly im sorry #i just wanna cosplay adler and daydream about a tall girlboss that takes care of my problems #“babe its 4 am time for your boss fight this cycle ” “yes honey” #my art

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

i'll melt your heart into two @jkvjimin ♡

#userbangtan #usersky #annietrack #heyryen #dailybts #usermaggie #userkelli #useremmeline #raplineuser #usersolis #useryoonqiful #userpat #tuserandi #rjshope #nuggettracks #mine! #kim seokjin #btsedit #seokjinedit #i am so proud of gif 2 y'all wouldn't believe #hi pat <333333 i finally did it! just for you babe #what pat wants pat gets #thank you for the request honey!!!!!!!! #sorry it took me so long #ok bye <3

[titan-desuu]

MDNI!!!!!

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, you could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride you.

#he would hate me so much LMAOOOOO #but sorry I am just being honest #THIS PIC AND THIS ANGLE #THE NOSE??? #BABE PLS DONT STOP LOOKING ST ME LIKE THAT #HEUDHEGDBSKWKWHEEHWU #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #aot #snk #levi ackerman

[jeeaark]

Greygold has 2 hands your honor. Also if laezel did allow for a third who do you think she would want?

hand, handle, same thing

Gonna be honest, no idea! They're all great why must I choose? But if and whomever Lae'zel had another hand for, Greygold would be very supportive about it.

#bg3 #very open-handed #very open-minded #Babe wants a Legendary sword? Babe gonna get a Legendary sword #I am so sorry for giving a silly answer and not a serious at all answer #lae'zel #greygold

[carpetbug]

darling duusu my beloved

#carpetbug art #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous fanart #kwami #duusu #ml duusu #kwami duusu #babe wake up new carpetbug kwami just dropped #the motherest to ever mother #even tho their design is based off a male peacock #i am having the worst burnout for literally everything in my life so i’m very sorry for so little things to share #la llorona is almost ready to be out and i’m still plugging away at my different aus #i’m just. a last quarter senior. and the senioritis is killing me #ml feline blue au #ml fbau #also why do liiri and orikko both have beaks and this bitch dont. what’s up with that

[heeliopheelia]

Who in your opinion is mtl rough in bed from enha hyung line? 👀

MOST

SUNGHOON now listen i know this might come off as controversial but bear with me babes. i'm an avid believer that this man is simply uncapable of going easy on his s/o. there's nothing else that gets him going as much fucking you dumb until the only thing left on your mind is his name. and there goes my hard dom hoon agenda again – like the shut up you slut and take whatever i give you kinda hard dom. heavy on degrading, spanking, overstimulating you... pls i am so normal about him

HEESEUNG i know that a lot of yall portray him as a sub but i just can't go behind this agenda I'M SORRY I MAY BE BIASED 😔 anyway, i think that hee is an absolute menace once you get him horny (which is not that hard, let's not lie to ourselves). he'd be HEAVILY into degrading too, especially if his s/o is more on the submissive side. loves to recieve oral more than to give one especially when you choke oh so prettily on his cock

JAKE he just loves you sm – he's a service dom imo and he would do absolutely everything and anything that you ask of him. i think that this man is def the kinkiest one out of all the guys in here but he wouldn't just drown you in every new idea he gets, he would rather take it slow, one by one yk? baby just loves to please you and make you feel the best as you possibly can, so not even a year in your relationship and i'm pretty sure he would've tried absoluetely EVERYTHING on you by then <33

JAY oh he's absolutely a dom too, don't get me wrong, i just feel like he literally WORSHIPS you and woud prefer to make love to you rather than to just fuck you like some whore (but if you're into that then he'll do the best he can, take my word on that 😚). i'm not saying he's vanilla, i just think he wouldn't be as rough with you. jay just knows what he's doing and he's confident and secure with his abilites in bed, so he wouldn't have to go all feral on you to make you feel completely satisfied

LEAST

#i am so sorry that this took so long #i don't even know why i just couldn't get myself to finish writing it babe #enhypen x reader #enhypen smut #enhypen hard hours #enhypen headcanons #carly answers ✎

[kasieli]

When they said “blend in with the crowd,” they didn’t mean that. | From this scene in Winter Soldier because I saw it again and had to recreate it with these two

Bonus:

Feat. Poppy forgetting that Ominis is blind

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #poppy sweeting #fanart #hogwarts legacy mc #sebastian x mc #I’m sorry I HAD to #someone pls stop me #i’m having too much fun #I realized I really enjoy drawing people kissing? #something I’m kinda proud of? idk lol #we love boss babes that take initiative and cute flustered boys #Am I the only one that thinks poppy and ominis would be cute together? #like they both come from families whose values don’t align with theirs? #no? Just me? #Poppy is so cute I surprisingly really enjoyed her quest line! #sebastian sallow x mc

[rollercoasterwords]

i don't want to hear about your diet i don't want to hear about your weight loss "journey" i don't want to hear about your clothing size i don't want to hear about your "healthy alternatives" recipes i don't want to hear about your fucking nutrient dense protein pancakes or your green juice super smoothie metabolic booster lemon water cayenne honey tea i don't want to hear about your workout routine i don't wanna hear about your slimming shapewear i don't want to hear about how much you hate your arms or legs or stomach or hips i don't want to hear about how "bad" you've been for eating too much dessert i don't want to hear about the number on your scale i don't want to hear your casual fatphobia dressed up in the language of "wellness" or the excuse of self-hatred!!!!

#sorry i simply. am so beyond pissed off #i'm never going to congratulate you for your stupid fucking diet! #i'm never going to congratulate you for weight loss! #i'm never going to commiserate with you over weight gain! #saying oh sorry but i'm just insecure abt my body isn't a fucking excuse #i'm sorry but i DON'T CARE! #work on ur fatphobia or shut the fuck up and hate your body privately #like i know it's a hard pill to swallow but being afraid to be fat is something you should actively be challenging! #and no matter how wrapped up in the language of wellness it is #anything you share or say publicly about wanting to make your body smaller is only ever going to contribute to fatphobia #no matter how rooted in personal insecurity it is #tw fatphobia #tw ed #sorry babes but dieting IS disordered eating. it is #ranting and raving #txt

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves performing at Saint Rocke in Hermosa Beach, CA - August 10, 2023

#Keanu Reeves #keanuedit #kreevesedit #flashing gif #* #me: do the onboarding for your new job !!! also me: gif bassist Keanu who cares if he's on tour and you'll have other times to do it #guess who won #BASSIST KEANU what a time to be alive #sometimes babygirl is an almost 59 year old man #keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you #LOOK AT HIM HE IS SO HAPPY #I AM SO HAPPY #SMILEY BOY #free serotonin #me 5'4": i will pick him up #i love an old man #stop wearing baggy tshirts or i will have to steal them #sorry i don't make the rules #if they're oversized imma steal them like a goblin and sleep in them #i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism #when he pushes his hair back i get an extra life like it's super mario bros #forearms are so important #MY WHAT BIG HANDS YOU HAVE #bout to become little red riding hood #the second and last 2 gifs #put that thing back where it came from or so help me #!!!!!!!!!!!

[itsallaboutbl]

thanks for making me laugh about this CAUSE THEY HAD NO FUCKING RIGHT TO KILL WAY LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

#sorry not sorry for the language but i am so so pissed at this #pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe spoilers #esme comments

[chawarin-panich]

Okay so I want to do a genetics thoughts experiment on what’s going on in pit babe if their genetic dna is blueprinted in the same way as ours (aka our cells replicate similarly):

So pregnancy exists in this world for sure on account of the nature of reproducing oneself (like let’s put aside the chrysalis possibilities for a sec okay?). And therefore omegas must definitely be a thing because who else are bearing children?? Certainly not women??? There’s not a single one in this show!!! I’m convinced women don’t exist in this universe. Babe theoretically has a mother and that convinced me for a bit until CHARLIE CALLED HIM MAMA and so all bets are off.

So that actually simplifies things genetically because omegas and alphas can reproduce by XY XX differentiation but then what about ENIGMAS and now this new category of Alpha that is Babe which yes his senses might be heightened but that also makes him breedable suddenly so the senses and the reproductive structure changes must be X-linked.

But babe is pretty easy to explain because of his phenotype being SO RARE. It’s likely a loss of the Y chromosome entirely so he is a XO (where the O is in the place of a blank to indicate single copy X).

It is strange though that so much of the Y chromosome functions to repress the desirable qualities of the X!!! (aka when it’s not there babe gets cool powers) this HAS TO MEAN that something will happen to Babe eventually on the genetic sense that will be…well catastrophic because surely this can’t actually be a desirable trait (it’s fiction he’ll get lucky??)

Which leaves Enigma. So it’s tempting to make the Z a third type of chromosome but it must arise by ANOTHER mistake in the cell replication process (of the gamete you know the cells that fuse with your partners to make a baby) so now we have Z which we can make a rare variation of X because I’m trying to make THE SIMPLEST SYSTEM that still follows the rules of how we reproduce in reality. Anyway Z is therefore more easily called X’

So omega is XX alpha is XY alpha+ is XO and enigma is XX’ okay but the REAL DOOZY IS THIS EXTREMELY SPECIAL BABY THAT TONY NEEDS SO BADLY THAT HE MUST MAKE BABE WAY’S SEX SLAVE

so between an XO (So it’s JUST X) and and XX’ what do we get (remember the kid has to get ONE copy from each parent): XX and XX’ - an omega or an enigma

NOOOOO I HAVE BEEN FOILED BABE CANT POSSIBLY BE A SINGLE COPY X MAN HE MUST HAVE SOMETHING COMPLETELY NEW??? So babes condition is something not X-linked but still affects his reproductive system????

wait no I might have been hasty so what if the ENIGMA’S specialty is that it’s X’ gives rise to a change of the chromatin duplication during meiosis so that it duplicates a second time (MEIOSIS 1.5!!!!) so NOW an alpha+ and an enigma (so Way and Babes ) baby will be XXX’ which is a super powered thing being never before seen until Tony’s ingenuity!!!

BUT THEN WHAT OF AN ENIGMA AND AN OMEGA??? OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN FOILED AGAIN AN ENIGMA AND OMEGA WOULD ALSO HAVE AN XXX’ baby because an omega XX has the exact same genetic makeup as alpha+ and this will NOT EXPLAIN TONY’S OBSESSION WITH BABE

okay THIRD TRY SO BABE COMES FROM A Y CHROMOSOME VARIATION which must actually be the most rare because well I’m losing track of my meiosis phase so I must study this more. BUT NOW we have the possibility of a XY’ instead of XO

which means if enigmas are XX’ and alpha+ is XY’ and I take back the double duplication in enigmas we will get XX XY’ XX’ X’Y’ and omg THERE YOU HAVE IT:

Babe and Way have equal chances of producing an omega an enigma an alpha+ and a never before seen person

BABE AND WAY HAVE A 25% chance of having AN EXTREMELY SPECIAL CHILD - DO YOU THINK TONY WILL LIKE THESE ODDS????

#pit babe the series #pit babe bl #I AM SO SORRY

[yellowheartz]

Not hating on Kuboyasu Aren, like don't get me wrong, that's gang and I love him.

But I think that if he did achieve his dream of being able to marry a lady and have a family, there would be a lot of loopholes in his relationships.

Like, yes, he's a very respectful dude and he'd probs treat the woman like the only girl in the world but let's say they had a fight, right?

Dude wouldn't know the first thing to do, 50 outta 50, he'll apologize because "that's what a man should do" but what if he felt wronged as well? Either way, whether he apologizes or not, there would be a little toxicity at least, surrounding his relationship with his lady, like please do yall get me? 😭

Istg, I'm not hating, he's literally my fave character, but if he really ended up with a normal girl and lived a normal life, there'd surely be problems, most likely if he had a daughter.

#guys PLEASE do NOT get me wrong i am not hating #i love to discuss complex characters and their rights even with their wrongs #like the fluff and angst is good ok but i want some realisticness that i read about in oatmealcrisp fics ok #sorry for being insane abt my faves 🤞🤞 #also babe #i am not shitting when i say my dad KINS aren so much bro #had the same background and shit #well not the gang parts but yea lots of violence even at home #oh no my daddy issues 😱 #im not projecting prommy 🫶💞 #(half joking) #yellow talks #saiki k #aren kuboyasu #kuboyasu aren #guys pls hes a dude and i love him hes my blorbo