#i crack myself up

[moongreenlight]

Werewolf!Soap who you meet while you’re out walking your dog.

It’s all the makings of a real meet-cute when you’re dragged across the path because your dog has caught some scent and pulled you straight over to Johnny who’s jogging a few yards ahead of you. You apologize when he almost trips over the leash and try to assure him that this never happens. You don’t know what’s gotten into your dog as he’s usually so calm when you’re out.

Johnny is so good-natured about it. Squats down and let’s the pup get a good sniff of his hands before scratching it behind the ears a few times.

“Wow, you must be a real dog person!”

“You’ve got no idea.”

#i crack myself up #moongreenlight #moongreenlightwrites #cod mw2 #call of duty #cod x reader #141 headcanons #drabble #soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish #soap x reader #soap call of duty #soap cod #john soap mactavish #werewolf!soap

[koolaidashley]

Hehe spot the diff haha. Ha. Anyway I’m goin so insane over the new chapter of tnv thanks @sugarpasteltmnt !!

Giggles

#I crack myself up #me tnv oouuuuuuuuuu #ojjhn I’m convulsing #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt au #the neon void #help girl I’m obsessed w the neon void hit tmnt au fic !

[demobatman]

mike in any byler coffee shop au

#the one with max and will as baristas #i crack myself up #byler #mike wheeler

[giddyaunt425]

I really cracked myself up with this one.

#third doctor #jon pertwee #3rd doctor #classic who #doctor who #i crack myself up

[nurfhurdur]

Lightning: You realize that just allowing Mater to represent me before Sally showed up is illegal right.

Sheriff: This town has been dead for decades son, we haven't followed protocol in ages.

Doc: Also we don't care.

#humanized #pixar cars #lightning mcqueen #doc hudson #sheriff #i crack myself up

[jmgangel]

Is he, y’know…your Black Sorrow?

#I can’t stop alien stage posting sorry #i crack myself up #alien stage #black sorrow #till alien stage #ivan alien stage #alien stage ivan #alien stage till #ivantill #justmythoughts

[pherre]

#i crack myself up #its me talking #vanya watches mash

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Me, watching Stede refer to the petrified orange at the dinner table as Ed: Haha it's funny because Ed is also a fruit with a hardened outer shell brought about by years of being buried under harsh conditions

#i crack myself up #but i also made myself sad #our flag means death #ofmd #blackbonnet

[tvgals]

lifeguard! hobie x lifeguard! reader 🫣

hobie is definitely one of those lifeguards who gets attention from every girl (he never gives it back..)

but let’s talk about what y’all do in the locker room…

“shh..don’t wanna get caught, right?” hobie grins, pushing your legs up to your chest. your eyes rolling to the back of your head. “no no no…don’t wanna get caught…” you whimper, gripping hobie’s forearm. “love it so much..love you..” hobie groans, leaning down to pull at your bottom lip with his teeth.

or let’s talk about how the two of you laugh at people walking around the beach!!

“damn, why she walking like that?…” you giggle, hobie holding back his laughter. “these bbls is killing yall..” you mumble, watching a lady waddle her way down the beach. “damn!” hobie yells, rocking back and forth with laughter

i giggled while writing this

#black reader #im black #myatalks🫡 #i love being black #ilovemyfollowers #blkshoyo #ilysm <3 #anime #being black #writing is my therapy #hobie x fem! reader #hobie x reader #hobie brown #lifeguard! hobie #these bbls is killing y’all #i giggled so hard while writing this #i crack myself up #teehee

[wind-at-your-back]

Tumblento Mori: To Tumblr Live is to Tumblr Die

#i crack myself up #Tumblr Live

[nerfpuncher]

Bad Batch Headcanons: Black Out Drunk.

Hunter

My dude just wants to feel the wind in his hair.

Hunter black outs and decides to go on grand adventures

Just happens to forget to tell the others and just disappears.

Next thing you know Tech picks up a report over coms of a man matching his Sargent's description sprinting barefoot and shirtless down the street towards the nearest park.

Dude just wants to lay in the grass.

He will attempt to hibernate his hang over away, avoid his bunk at all costs cause he is a GRUMP.

Does not believe he did that till Tech brings up security cam footage.

Crosshair

Smilar to Hunter in that he dips without telling anyone.

Only Crosshair makes horrible desisions

Tattoos? Oh yeah. He has the name Jessica tattooed on his damn hip and to this day no one knows who that was.

Got his nipples pierced not once, but twice. He has never lived that down.

Came back one time with his hair dyed BRIGHT yellow. Wrecker called him Dandelion for a week.

The next day he is more angry that his assigned babysitter didn't do their job and now he has a God damn tooka tattooed on his chest.

Tech

Galaxies drunkest driver

Hide the fucking car/ship/speeder keys cause this man's confidence in himself is ridiculous

Has the "ready to kill God or die trying" mentality

Tries to flirt, goes about as good as you would expect

Easy to keep an eye on thankfully.

Wrecker normally has to hold him while he wails about how if anyone else drives they will die.

Ngl, super fun to fuck with him when he is in this state.

The next day? He is one of those assholes who is never hung over. Just wakes up ready to go again like it never happened. Everyone hates him for it.

Echo

He is the emotional drunk. Hands down

Like, has one arm around Tech's neck, the other around Hunter's, holding them close loudly telling them how much he loves them.

Clingy in a fun way.

Down for what ever the others wanna do.

Easiest to keep an eye on cause he is not going anywere

Likes to tell stories, makes himself cry sometimes but that's okay he deserves that.

Randomly picks someone to cuddle with once back on the ship.

The next day he sips his black caf trying to pretend it didn't happen. But as always Tech has pictures.

Wrecker

My boy is all hype. Like "LETS FUCKIN GO!!!" Happiest drunk to ever drunk.

He ain't one to half ass shenanigans.

Dancing? He down. Some asshole wanna fight? Meet him in the parking lot.

Def forgets how big he is.

Like a bull in a China shop.

Makes friends with everyone.

Dog at a party? Wrecker is there.

Best beer pong partner you could ever have. Drunker he is the better his aim.

The next day? You would think someone beat him. Groans and complains about how much his head hurts and how he feels like shit.

+ Bonus

Rex

He don't cut loose often but on man when he do.

Man will decide he is the next winner of Galaxies Got Talent.

He's not.

But he is confident and most the bar cheers him on anyway.

It's the same song every time. Friends In Low Places.

The next day he spends sipping caf while trying to find every recording of his performance so he can delete it.

#star wars #the bad batch #the clone wars #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb tech #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #tbb rex #i crack myself up

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

so no head?

#i crack myself up #shitpost #aphmau #minecraft diaries #mcd #aphmau fandom #i don’t support aphmau #minecraft diaries aphmau #mcd aphmau #aphmau mcyt #mcyt #aphblr #aphverse #ivy the venom scythe #ivy aphmau #ivy mcd #raven mcd

[thestarlightforge]

#I might be a little too proud of this #I crack myself up #TBOSAS #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #lucy gray x coriolanus #coriolanus x lucy gray #coriolanus snow #text posts #text post #text post meme #incorrect quotes #pitch perfect

[skyward-floored]

I still think this line is funny

Wild sighed, and for once didn’t argue further. He was too tired to bother and his back hurt like he actually was a hundred and seventeen.

#hee hee #I crack myself up #rambles from the Floor #lu wild

[chishiyashoodie]

The actual reason why I don’t eat apples

#an apple a day #… #i crack myself up #im seriously screaming #nijiro murakami #chishiya #shuntaro chishiya #aib chishiya #alice in borderland #chishiya shuntaro #creds to eohachu

[nurfhurdur]

Lightning can't get past the, "She used to have serious eyes for Hud."

He needs to know.

Lightning: So uh- you and Doc huh?

Louise: Oh God, kid, no. He sure was nice to look at but he was annoying as hell.

#my writing #humanized #pixar cars #lightning mcqueen #doc hudson #louise nash #i crack myself up