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#i hate serena van der woodsen
taus-inc · 3 months
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the milo/dan/georgina/vanessa and chuck/eva plot lines could've been so good for s4 and im so pissed off at how they were dropped AND got TERRIBLE plotlines of that blonde girl and brother, serena and her prof like....... im sick
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userlaylivia · 6 months
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tracing-fingertips · 9 months
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Study like Spencer
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Love like Blair
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Shine like Serena
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Argue like Kat
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fritextramole · 1 year
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Gossip Girl 2x25 "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" // 3x07 "How to Succeed in Bassness"
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bpmorepjo · 2 years
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tik tok ruined gossip girl for me, what i liked abt that show is that everyone was an awful person which is what makes the show interesting/somewhat realistic but here goes the tik tok girlies praising and adoring everything ch*ck does and calling the white girls ‘queens’ for the bare minimum.
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ifiwasa-bluebird · 4 months
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gossip girl rant
WHY IS JENNY HUMPHREY BEING SUCH A LITTLE BITCH. serena has done nothing to her ever???? she's only ever been nice to jenny? but being the stupid ungrateful brat she is, she decides to steal nate from serena? wtf? jenny's such a try hard psychopathic bitch liar who can't even scheme properly. i swear to god every time i see her and nate in the same room i want to propel several knives at her (and nate a little bit).
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sunshinebarbie95 · 8 months
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Blair’s fans are the reason asylums need to be reopened.
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vanderwoodlings · 10 months
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Blair Waldorf is a woman out of time. Serena van der Woodsen is dead. The two of them are heroes.
Two of these statements are true. One is a lie—and it’s not the one Blair thinks it is.
Or: it’s July, I wrote Captain America fic. Blair/Serena, 3159 words.
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forgetwhatyousee · 1 year
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forgetwhatyousee's gossip girl outfits ranking
Serena van der Woodsen's season 2 outfits 90-81
90. from 2.01
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candiedbooks · 1 year
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Trope that needs to die already: Pretty-but-not-even-Jawdropping Boring Girl Protagonist (usually the “Girl Next Door” or “Golden Girl” type) who a bunch of the male characters want so badly/fall in love with. (Especially when there are more appealing female characters around.)
“Her vagina is GOLDEN!” 🙄
(And usually, 1-2 of those male characters seem bi or even gay, but it will never be addressed because THEY MUST FAWN OVER THIS VERY IMPORTANT GIRL™!! 😒)
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luckykiwiii101 · 4 months
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Are you really going to let HER win?
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And Who Am I? That’s one Secret I’ll never tell, You know you love me, XoXo - Gossip Girl 💌 💋
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(Warning: long post ahead. But you’re going to read it anyway, if you want your dream life).
Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. And I have the BIGGEST news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this:
SPOTTED: At Grand Central bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. Was it only a year ago our It Girl mysteriously disappeared for “boarding school”? And just as suddenly, she’s back. Don’t believe me? See for yourselves. Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof.
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Thanks for the photo, Mel.
Unfortunately for Blair, this is far from good news. We all know there can only be one It Girl on the Upper East Side. And Queen Serena is back. Looks like our other It Girl, Blair, has got some competition. Will Blair really let her win? Or will she fight for her crown.
Queen S doesn’t have quite the ring to it. Queen S Queen S Queen S. Still not right. Queen B definitely sounds better, don’t you agree? You don’t have a choice anyway. I’d apologise but gossip girl doesn’t do that here.
Your New Alter-Ego
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You have a new alter ego. Which is…..take a wiiiiiild guess. Yes, that’s right, your desired self.
From now on, you are Queen B. Blair Waldorf. Your desired self. Your desired self is just a version of you that already has your desires. Yes, your desires can be anything, like having your desired face & body, smartest person on the Upper East Side, always waking up in the void state etc. You are going to embody the state of someone who has their desires.
Of course you may have doubts and a rush of negativity when embodying a new state. But luckily for us, Queen S is back, and is the PERFECT ammunition for Queen B (you).
From now on, Queen S is your sworn enemy. Of course you don’t have to choose Serena Van Der Woodsen to hate on, you can choose anything or anyone. Just choose something you hate and give it a label. But I’m going to use Serena (Queen S).
Queen S = negative assumptions/old undesired state.
Ew! Just look at S. Anyway, Queen B (you) has got to fight for her crown, since S is so desperately trying to take it away. What do I mean? Queen S is so desperately trying to stop Queen B from living her dream life, so she keeps flooding her with negative assumptions and trying to get B to embody the undesired state. But we all know what Blair Waldorf would do. She would NEVER let S win. Putting the S in snake.
Not to pit two old friends against eachother, but as you know by now, I LIVE for a good old competition. The Question is, Is Queen Blair REALLY going to let Serena (Queen S) win?
In a nutshell:
Queen S: The doubtful, negative you. Who doesn’t want to persist. Who doesn’t accept that she has what she wants. Who keeps giving into the 3D and identifying with it and is just miserable. Ew.
Queen B: The confident, positive you. Who persists. Who accepts that she has what she wants. Who never gives into the 3D and never identifies with it. The Queen who only identifies with having her desires in the 4D. Perfect.
Well, well, well. News flash, but Queen S is trying to steal your crown. Not so surprising. And you’re letting her. Wow. Not a classic Blair move. But fortunately, you can take it back from her.
Queen S keeps whispering negative assumptions into your ear and you keep accepting them as a fact. But not anymore. This ends here. You’re going to give Queen S the shock of her life, when you snatch your rightful crown right out of her scrawny hands.
Right?
Every time stupid Queen S tells you to not persist, you are going to do the exact opposite. You are going to persist. Everytime your desire comes to mind, you are just going to simply remind yourself that you have it. What happens if you don’t? Oh, well Queen S will keep wearing YOUR crown. That’s doesn’t feel so good does it. How annoying. Your sworn enemy, getting their way. Laughing at you. Just imagine the smirk on her face. Disgusting. Shivering in my louboutins.
Every time your desire comes to mind, you will persist and accept that you have it. You will imagine Queen S becoming aggravated and annoyed that she FINALLY isn’t getting her way. As you’ve stolen the crown, that was rightfully yours in the first place. Honestly, how dare she. Imagine the look on her face. If that’s not motivating, I don’t know what is.
Here are two outcomes:
SPOTTED: Queen S ruthlessly snatching Queen B’s crown. Becoming the one and only It Girl of the Upper East Side. How disappointing for Blair. All because she didn’t want to persist, she can’t have her dream life. Now Queen S is living it.
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SPOTTED: Queen B rightfully taking back her Crown from pesky little Queen S. So disappointing for S. But fortunately for Blair, Blair gets to live her dream life, as the It Girl of the upper east side.
So, which do YOU choose?
A: Let Queen S have the crown.
B: Take the crown for yourself and live your dream life.
“What happens If I don’t persist?”
I want you to just imagine Queen S laughing at you, mocking you, insulting you every time you decide to not persist. Doesn’t that feel horrible?
“What happens If I persist?”
Now, just imagine you getting to feel the satisfaction of humbling Queen S, and degrading her to just….S, and you get to live your dream life.
This is a competition. Queen S is going to steal the crown back from you, everytime you fall out of the state of having your desires and into the state of lack. But you get to keep the crown as long as you persist. You want to prove S wrong don’t you?
Why is this beneficial?
The feeling of satisfaction after not letting Queen S get her way helps you embody the state of having your desires easier. It also makes manifesting fun. Like a fun little game. More like competition. Don’t let S steal your dream life!!!
So who’s going to win the competition? You, or Queen S?
You know you love me, XoXo - Gossip Girl 💋 💌
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nateserenas · 4 months
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Do you think Rory Gilmore and Serena Van Der Woodsen are the same person but as in mirror images of each other
oh interesting, i’ve never really thought of them as particularly similar but. i can kind of see what you mean? like they both struggle with similar things. in opposite ways and for opposite reasons. like they’re both characters who struggle with the idea of purpose.
like rory’s had a goal and a purpose since she was four. harvard and journalism. and her identity is tied so strongly to those goals. she doesn’t know who she is without them. if she’s failing at the ivy league, if she can’t be a journalist, then who is she?
and then serena is always lost. she’s always looking for something but not knowing what that something is.
and people’s perceptions of them are strongly related to the lostness they both feel.
like for rory. firstly the entirety of stars hollow knows her as the smart girl who’s going to harvard and becoming a journalist. and then there’s her family. and it’s like. lorelai wants harvard for rory soo much. which can be seen from the fact that rory has had harvard merch on her walls since she was 4 and also lorelai’s reaction to rory applying to multiple universities. and emily and richard want the ivy league for rory too. she’s their pride and joy brilliant granddaughter going to harvard/going to yale making up for what they perceive as her mother’s failures.
and then nobody believes in serena ever. nobody has any expectations of her. nobody believes that she could be good at something or know something or just. be good. not her best friends, not her mother, not her absent father. like when serena does something well or something good. people act shocked. or they don’t believe. they don’t believe she can change. the don’t believe that she has changed. there’s nothing she can do to change people’s perceptions of her
they’re both trapped in these perceptions other people have of them. but yeah opposite perceptions. rory trapped in this box where she is always perfect. serena being unable to be seen as anything other than beautiful and charming. the people they love won’t let them out of these boxes.
oh also they both have this effortlessly charming thing going on where they’re just universally likeable and just endear themselves to anybody without trying. (in very different ways.) and they both have best friends who hate them for this, who are deeply jealous of them for this but are also kind of in love with them for this.
also this half-finished thought in my drafts is kind of relevant here.
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Hi Uncle Nina! What kind of movies do Ravenstan and Jerseykyle like to watch? ^^
OOOOOOOH! so as with everything, i Definitely think jersey is a snob. movies are no exception. also he does not call movies 'movies', he 100% is annoying and pretentious as fuck and uses 'film' or 'cinema'. also speaking of being pretentious, annoying and the word 'cinema', i think ravesey's dynamic is super funny for a lot of reasons but in this case, it's funny to me bc when style watches movies together, kyle says shit like 'y'know i like the plot progression of the film, but i'm not a big fan of the cinema topography."
— and stan trying to be big brain is like "ya! i also hate the cinnamontophography." <3 skdhsldsk bless him and kyle is abt to correct him bc ohhh my fucking god, but lowkey he tried his best and that was very cute, so kyle just kisses him on the cheek, squeezes his shoulder, stifles a laugh and is like "well, i guess you're the expert, cinnamon boy." <3 jersey stop being Sweet and Lovely!!!
anyways, jersey is giving me the energy of those kids in elementary school that adults say have an 'old soul' and likes really complex abstract movies, foreign films in black and white that play at some tiny theater for $5 on fridays, which, kyle is obviously a homebody and hates other people, but when he needs air or is feeling briefly zesty/willing to endure human beings enough to see a movie ( which, granted, it's def just him and the old ass man/annoying indie college student that run the place shooting the shit in there ), he will...make the trip out there and buy a pack of skittles and a sparkling ice ( okay, i had an anon say that kyle probably drinks those sparkling ice drinks and i fucking cried bc he DEFINETELY does and it's def the black cherry flavor bc kyle is cherry coded, however he will also accept the raspberry one or the fruit punch in a punch ) and ofc only eat the red skittles, smh.
i do think he still likes all the regular kyle scifi movies/high fantasy movies, stuff with dystopian societies/political uprisings ( him & stan have overlap there and obvi some high fantasy/scifi stuff but kyle has to explain a lot of it, kyle do be mansplaining shit but its okay because stan loves the sound of his voice <3 gay ) specifically things with deep complex lore, movies with puzzles/things that need to be solved, def watched interstellar a couple times and like, donnie darko bc of all the time lore ( that movie does freak him out btw, he was clenching hard the first time he watched it because he thought that the fucking rabbit dude was gonna kill everyone and it was gonna turn into a horror movie which...more on that subject l8r )
and i bet you he says his fav movie is some big brain movie in like swedish, black and white, is all philisophical and pretentious and deep but tbh...? i think jersey's favorite movies are specifically old romance movies like fkn casablanca, gone with the wind type stuff. yes, kyle being a secret romantic boy is very cute to me, i fucking love him so much, he is secretly v sentimental and warm.
if you've seen gossip girl, jersey is a blair waldorf variant
( which, okay sidebar for nina lore but i watched a fuck ton of gossip girl growing up and i had such a fat crush on serena van der woodsen, like not even blake lively, specifically serena van der woodsen like i have mental problems, i would not fumble her, fuck you so much, dan humphrey, serena please ONE CHANCE!!!!!! )
and i think he fucks very heavy with audrey hepburn and her movies, like roman holiday, sabrina, okay my fair lady is so jersey coded bc of his new jersey slaughterhouse accent/its a musical and he is a dork, he does like musicals so much buuuut i think his favorite movie is my favorite movie which is...breakfast at tiffany's. WHICH???
okay, if you think about it is super interesting given stan's previous line of work ( which okay, i know he wasn't really doing anything and just sort of enduring it to be able to sing, but being trapped in that uncomfortable, hypersexual environment and being constantly percieved & being constantly obsessed over. )
he do be skipping over the all the really insensitive shit w/ the overblown racist asian caricature of holly's neighbor ( that man is too loud anyways he's like please shut up, his ears are sensitive...both to sound and just in general, fml there's a nsfw headcannon abt that ) but idk all the romantic stuff is very cute, he likes the cinnamontophography, all of holly's stuff about getting over her fear of commitment, the fashion statements...chef's kiss to him.
i think he also fucks secretly with pride and prejudice like pep!kyle wHERE IS THE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE THEMED MARRIAGE PROPOSAL STAN I'M WAITING!!!! kyle can quote it line for line, i think he likes when they're set in victorian periods like omg i bet you he watched bridgerton and was obsessed lmaooo, all the adpations of emma jane austen movies, atonement...stuff like that. he does make stan watch them with him sometimes and stan is so hopeless his adhd is so bad he needs ACTION also all the shakespeare-y speak stresses him out so bad, he asks so many questions and can't sit still.
he does...sigh, strategically time makeout sessions In The Middle Of Movies when he gets bored, kyle is like stanley marsh that is not going to work...it does...work everytime skdhshds speaking of that nsfw hc, kyle's neck and ears are hella sensitive so if you like drag ur teeth along his ear or start trailing kisses down his neck, his mind goes completely blank, stan does it when kyle's yelling at him about stuff all the time, kyle gets so mad at him later...and i do mean later because he is like i have to do something first ( hint: it's stan, lmao )
SPEAKING OF STAN!!!!! in vein of them being opposites attract kings, stan is naught an old soul ( i mean, in terms of music, he is sorta vintage ) and fucks very heavy with new movies. he really likes actiony stuff, lots of explosions and shit, very loud, very fast-paced. i feel like he likes superhero movies, like part of the stan name is because he was like eight and thought stan lee was a GENIUS. he watched into the spiderverse like...40 times. he has mental problems. stan likes cars, he does like the fast and furious movies, smh.
i think he...Specifically likes horror movies, though? because he is a spooky ooky edgy boy halloween KING? they just scratch an itch in his brain and he is engaged the entire time because there is either constant suspense or crazy amounts of action and running around. KYLE HATES IT, BTW!!!! kyle is a scaredy cat. like he is the scariest motherfucker on planet earth in person, but the silences and shit freak him out so much, he is not good with jump scares, he is behind his hands, in stan's lap, swearing soooo much like stanstanstan what the fuck I SWEAR TO GOD IF THAT WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF, HOLY SHIT DID THAT JUST mOVE??? stan is deeply amused and thinks it is adorable, so he does subject kyle to stan spooky scary movie hour sometimes just to hold him...gaaaaay! idk which one is his favorite i have to get back to you on that. if you have suggestions like me know haha i am also...a scaredy cat.
a couple last things on stan and horror movies though is, i feel like that might be a contreversial take because stan doesn't like blood, but i think the scenarios being fake and because he works with so much fake blood doing whore-ror crimson dawn music videos, he just knows what it looks like and can tell hella quick. if he knows it's not real, it does not freak him out. i think he only thing he doesn't like is animals being killed...like people are fine??? help??? oh my god??? but not dogs or anything. he will cry and cower.
i also think that...weirdly...it combats his ptsd? specfifically final girl type movies where someone lives and kills the antagonist in a horror movie because it's very...relevant to him and reminds him that you can survive something horrible and be okay. and again, even when it's a total wipeout and not a happy ending, the catharsis of being scared and surprised is relaxing to him and knowing scary things can happen and be fake/everyday is not war or hell is good for him. he does avoid specifically triggering things with farms or fire? unless there is something where setting something on fire as a final girl/boy saves the town or everyone because...again...relevant and healing.
idk...complicated, but we get my gist, yeah?
i think they do a movie night once a week or something and they alternate choosing...they also complain bc their movie tastes are so different but love conquers all lmao, and they can always watch lotr and star wars and stuff. I THINK WHEN THEY'RE BEING CUTE THEY WATCH STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIES AND STUFF??? SO CUTE OMG. speaking of cartoons and anime adjacent things...stan do be making kyle watch stanime...kyle is in hell...jersey is like why are there so many boobs, why are they screaming, why are there 1000 episodes, he does also strategically plan makeout sessions ( i am so sorry it doesn't always work, stans boyfail cringe energy is so strong it's so awful, kyle is like literally on top of him and is like ;) if you turn the tv off, i can turn something else on and stan is like baby, you are blocking the epic battle scene, he's about to charge up his attack!!! KHDLSK I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN KYLE IS GONNA KILL HIM )
they do watch a lot of tv shows together, kyle's comfort television shows are still say yes to the dress and masterchef/gordon ramsey food network cooking competition type stuff — bc i'm watching next level chef, they are also watching next level chef and they scream so much like bRO HE'S GONNA MISS THE PLATFORM WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS HE DOING!!!! it's so funny
speaking of say yes to the dress tho and stuff like that when kyle comes in all busted up from his bar fight and stan's patching it up, towards the end of that interaction right before they get back together, kyle is like "did you watch the new one?" and stan's like "no. i couldn't watch it without you. & even if i could, i wouldn't bc i don't know, i just didn't want to think about people being in..."
and kyle just takes a deep, steep breath and is like...
"...love."
and stan nods.
fuck my life.
ANYWAYS! there you go!
-uncle nina, butcherer of headcannons
#this was so long i am so sorry i had a lot to say#i hope this makes sense and feels right it felt right to me ig?#it made sense to me? idk idk idk#but no kyle is definetely an old school dramatic romantic movie boy even if he doesnt look like it and will lie & say hes not#it makes his heart warm and his eyes shiny omg#stan initiating makeout sessions when he gets bored is so real oh my god kyle is so weak too hes like Stan Absolutely Not#buuut it works everytime literally every time im not even joking hes like siGGghhh *pause* the netflix 'are u still watching'#no they are not...no they are absolutely not#jersey is def the type to watch those dramatic british victorian romance movies swooning over hands tensing and veins and shit#he is so touchy feely on the low im crying#MEANWHILE STAN IS ROMANCE BOY BUT HE DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT HE IS MOVING#HE IS SO SLAM WHAM POW WHACK SMACK#people fighting and shit? beating up bad guys? car chases explosions aliens monsters ACTION#hes so with it his eyes also get shiny he gets so excited#kyle does not watch anything he just watches stan get excited abt stuff and stan vice versa im love them#STAN AND HORROR MOVIES IS REAL THO HIM USING IT TO FIGHT HIS PTSD IT MEANS A LOT TO ME IT FEELS RIGHT TO ME#like just overcoming fear and just being constantly engaged bc of the suspense and all the running and stuff but yeah horror movies#specifically when the protagonist lives or says most of their friends or their town and defeats the big evil...good for stan#jersey kyle being baby asf and in stans lap is also v cute to me#it is very cute to stan he is like mi amor its gonna be ok!!!#kyle is like im gonna kill myself its gonna jump out rn okay im ready im ready n HES STILL NOT READY FOR IT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
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clerati · 1 year
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For the last day of GGAW23, day 7: Free Choice, I have made an extremely uncomprehensive rec list.
Blairena
with the slightest thing you do: Why is it so much easier with Blair than it is with anyone else? She supposes it’s to make up for everything else with them that’s so hard.
i'll be your satellite: After her father leaves, Serena begins to burn a little brighter.
your fingers graze that dress / and you hear the sound of a knife cutting paper: Blair knows that she and Serena aren’t best friends in a simple, unconditional way; only one of them can be Queen – the other needs to acknowledge that. And the other is going to be Serena.
the scent of sunshine in the breeze (the scent of you on my sheets): The sun smells like Serena van der Woodsen. OR Blair has loved Serena for forever, and her body aches with the truth of it.
van der Baizen
I'm Not Prepared (To Need You Everywhere): “I thought you hated me.” She slips her sweaty hand into his, tugs a little and he grabs his drink off the bar. “I can hate you and still want to dance with you.” She knows he’s going to watch her anyway. She might as well have fun with him as he does it.
finding herself | rubik's cube: in which serena van der woodsen and carter baizen find themselves in each other. and maybe they shouldn’t have worked but who’s to tell them otherwise? sure, carter baizen was one mystery of a person, but serena van der woodsen was an even bigger one. and maybe that was why they worked so well together. 
pusher love girl:  Serena never believed in love at first sight but as soon as she looked at Carter, she thought: yes. You're for me.
anybody else would be long gone: "I don't know what kind of life I want," Serena confesses. "All I know if that I don't like any of the ones I try."
it's a pretty good song (baby you know the rest): The thing is: Carter Baizen is an explosion of a boy, and Serena’s never had the good sense to avoid things that sparked and flamed.
Jenate
Isomer: He wonders when that innocent young girl was replaced with someone so jaded.
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sunshinebarbie95 · 2 years
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There is no character in the gossip girl fandom that is hated more than Serena van der woodsen even though there are characters who are 1000% more toxic and have done much worse(Blair and chuck looking at you two toxic twerps) so I decided to take some of the most common arguments on why Blair stans think Serena is worse than Blair and bring responses as to how stupid they are. Fair warning you may want to make some popcorn and soda because we could be here a while.
1. Everything is about Serena.
I’m gonna stop you right there because that argument is just stupid. She’s the main character of course most things on the show are about her.
2. Serena was so selfish
Blair threw a tantrum anytime someone complimented Serena or if Serena was in the spotlight and expected Serena to make herself less sparkly so Blair wouldn’t be insecure so Serena’s not the selfish one but Blair certainly is. She also pushed Serena into a fountain just because she thought prince Louis was interested in Serena.
3. Serena was so entitled
Blair literally thought the world revolved around her and only her and expected people to give her what she wanted no matter what because the only thing that mattered was that she got what she wanted
4. Serena is so judgy and acts like she’s better than everyone
Blair literally bullies people who aren’t in her tax bracket and always slut shames other women and has to bring other women down to feel good about herself but Serena is nice to people no matter what tax bracket their in.
5. Serena was so horrible for having sex with Nate while he was with Blair.
Yeah it was horrible what she did and I’m not excusing it but you know who else was involved ? That’s right Nate and he deserves more blame than Serena because Serena didn’t cheat on her partner like Nate did but only Serena gets blamed I mean it takes two to tango so kinda dumb and misogynistic to blame only Serena
6. Serena only apologized after the Nate incident because she got caught
Nate also had months to tell Blair about what happened but didn’t until Serena came back but only Serena gets blamed. Hmmmm
7. Blair owned up to being a bitch so it’s ok that she was a cruel wicked bully
I’m gonna stop you right there because the fact that you are trying to justify bullying shows that you are a walking red flag and Blair never even owned up to anything horrible she did, she just said I’m a bitch and bullied people. She never apologized or tried to be a better person and would only ever apologize if she got caught. Even when Serena had enough of Blair judging and trying to humiliate her Serena (or anyone else for that matter)fought back and gave Blair a taste of her own medicine(which she should) and Blair tried to act like the victim. She can dish it out but can’t take it.
8. Serena is narcissistic and always played the victim.
Serena is far from narcissistic, flawed but genuinely a good person and most of the time she actually was a victim because Blair can’t stand it when Serena is in the spotlight or when anything good happens to Serena. Anytime Serena or anyone calls Blair out for her toxic behavior Blair acts like she’s the victim and everyone else is wrong.
9. Serena ruined Blair’s chance of going to Yale.
That is not even remotely close to what happened. Serena initially turned down the invitation to Yale and was even trying to be civil towards Blair but Blair called Serena dumb even though Serena didn’t do anything to Blair in the first place so Serena had enough of Blair being a bitch and retaliated(as she should) so Blair started that fight and deserved Serena giving her a taste of her own medicine. Serena even gave Blair her spot so Blair could go but Blair ruined that herself by hazing a teacher so that’s Blair’s own dumb fault she didn’t go to Yale not Serena’s
10. Blair had character development and matured while Serena didn’t have any character development
Blair was still a classist bully at the end of the show and even worse she continued to bully even as a grown woman.
11. Serena went after everything that Blair wanted and only got those things because she’s rich
Not what happened and even if it did Serena is allowed to be interested in the same activities Blair doesn’t own them. Serena is also interested in some of the same activities as Blair and the people in charge thought Serena was a good candidate which is why they chose her it’s not Serena’s fault people thought she was a better fit than Blair.
12. Serena tried to sabotage Blair and dans relationship in season 5
Blair literally did the same thing to chuck in season 4 with Eva so kinda dumb to only blame Serena.
13. Serena only cared about guys,dated so many guys and acted to dumb around guys
First off so what if she dated a lot of guys ? Nate dated a lot of girls but I don’t see anyone judging him oh right it’s the misogynistic double standards. Serena didn’t care about just guys she cared about her friends and family. And y’all have a lot of nerve saying Serena acted dumb around guys when Blair was going to marry a man she didn’t love just so she could be a princess while Serena was out in the real world working. And when Blair found out about Serena and Nate having sex she gave Nate a tap on the wrist and tried to destroy Serena which shows how horrible and misogynistic she is and she did the same with Jenny after she found out about Jenny and chuck.she banished Jenny but forgave chuck. Blair just reeks of internalized misogyny
14. Serena was such a bitch to Blair
Nope that’s what you may call it but people with brain cells call it Serena not putting up with Blair being a bitch to her. In many scenes Blair is the one who starts fights with Serena because Blair a petty, selfish entitled brat and Serena takes the high road trying to end the fight it’s only after Blair continues to be a bitch to her that Serena has had enough so she fights back and retaliates (as she should)
Sorry about that long post so in conclusion Serena really isn’t a horrible person and doesn’t deserve the hate she gets. Basically Blair was a mean, selfish, spoiled brat to Serena throughout 95% of the show. And Serena didn’t let Blair get away with it.
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Well, I've benn seeing of Gossip Girl in these days, so maybe I am gonna watch it, but before that I have a question.
Who do you thing the underrated Weasley four would be in Gossip Girl and why?
(the underrated Weasley four being Arthur, Ginny, Percy and Ron)
This is probably one of the best questions I’ve ever gotten on my blog. Love you for this anon
I think Arthur would be Rufus Humphrey — Rufus is a former rockstar and he owns an art gallery in Brooklyn. He raises his two kids, Dan and Jenny, alone and is a very warm and welcoming person (he also LOVES waffles), much like Arthur. He’s not the most perfect dad, but he tries. He definitely could’ve done better with his daughter Jenny who he was a lot more strict towards, much like Arthur was with the “black sheep of the Weasley family” (aka Percy) (eeeee I’m so excited to explain this, I’ll talk abt this later dw).
Ginny is definitely a much harder one, but I think she would be Blair Waldorf, they grew up COMPLETELY different ways but out of all the Gossip Girl characters I think Blair resembles her the most. Blair is a privileged, extremely intelligent and determined girl who lives in the Upper East Side and loves to scheme. While she possesses many traits that Ginny doesn’t even come close to, they also share some similarities, they’re both passionate, intelligent, aren’t afraid to take what’s theirs, witty, always speak their mind, and have a strong sense of self. Ginny can sometimes be temperamental and rude to others without thinking, which Blair also has a tendency to do. Overall, they’re both flawed women who are also smart, confident, fierce, and strong-willed. You could also argue that Ginny’s a lot like Serena van der Woodsen in some ways, but I’m too lazy to expand more on this. 💀
I think Ron is a bit like Dan Humphrey (Rufus’s son). Dan is introduced to us as an understanding, intelligent, and down-to-earth guy. He is also rather shy and awkward, and very accustomed to not recovering that much attention, much like Ronald. Dan is a very sarcastic guy and wasn’t very rich growing up, as opposed to the snobby and overprivileged Upper East Siders at his school. He had a huge crush on the it-girl of the Upper East Side (aka Serena) and was a character with many relatable problems. I don’t think he and Ron are that similar as characters (though [spoiler alert ->] Dan and Blair’s relationship later on in the show always kind of reminded me of Romione), but I think out of all the characters in the series, I see the most similarities between Dan and Ron. The two of them happen to be one of my favourite characters from both series (@ GG fans, YEAH I LIKE DAN, SUE ME), so maybe this is why 🤔
(Saved the best for last) For Percy, I would say that he is, without a doubt, Jenny Humphrey. Jenny is Dan’s sister and Rufus’d daughter. She is a passionate and determined social-climber who came from a relatively poor family but wanted nothing more than to fit it with the “upper class people,” much like Percy being ashamed of his family and wanting to make a name for himself. Jenny was also extremely passionate when it comes to fashion and designing, her desperation to achieve her life goal led to many disagreements with her father, Rufus, and she even went as far as to pretty much abandon her family and to file for emancipation. She, like Percy, was kind of the “black sheep of the family,” and the ways in which her father tried to control Jenny and stop her from continuing on with her rather extreme actions wasn’t the best, much like how Arthur was with his son. I see many parallels between Jenny and Percy, in fact, I could never fully hate her because of how relatable she could be, just like I could never hate Percy. I do get extremely annoyed by Jenny in the later seasons, but I understand so many of her actions and why she did everything that she did. I still would say I hate her, but sometimes I just can’t help but love her.
Also, if you do end up starting Gossip Girl, pleaseee tell me. Again this question is literally so amazing and creative, this was definitely very fun to think about.
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