#i have a funcle i love him

[callsignangel]

domestic life w/ baby daddy! neteyam x a metkayina! mate - part two

warnings: fluff, neteyam being a great dad <3 in this series neteyam is about 24/25 (so, an ADULT) which i forgot to mention in my first post. if you're concerned or confused, please reference my statement regarding this series here. requested by anon <3 ↳ “i need more baby daddy neteyam but with a son. like maybe he admires how close his wife and son are yk mother-son bond,”

i’m not super happy w/ these but i hope y’all enjoy regardless <3

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neteyam had 3 other siblings growing up and he wanted the same for your daughter, so naturally you have more children together because the more the merrier

your second child was a son

fun fact, your daughter has 4 fingers like neytiri, but your son came out with 5 like jake. neteyam is thrilled that both of his kids are healthy and have these connections to his parents

but most importantly, they both remind him of you and how amazing and strong you are

neteyam still wears his baby carrier while he’s doing housework or cooking just so he can have his son close

your daughter’s first word was dada (not surprising)

he would watch you with both kids, telling your daughter stories of metkayina warriors before bed and singing na’vi lullabies to your son

he loves the bond you have with your kids. you teach them the importance of being a strong warrior and being fierce, but also to be kind and help those around you. to protect pandora and it’s wildlife, the oceans and the forest and to have a deep connection with eywa.

his daughter tends to gravitate towards him, but your son is a complete mama's boy. just the sweetest big happy family

now that your daughter is older, she likes to sleep with you guys in your bed

sometimes he’ll wake up in the night and he’ll see you with the baby

it makes his heart swell watching you softly sing to him and rock him back and forth

you guys take turns waking up to care for the crying baby. sometimes he sleeps through it, but there’ll be moments where you get up to go but neteyam’s already there

he cradles that little boy in his arms and this man ALWAYS makes sure he supports their neck/heads

he’s bouncing him softly and humming to lull him back to sleep

he carves out toys for his kids from driftwood found on the beaches of awa’atlu

threatens to take away said toys when your kids get fussy about eating their vegetables

neteyam is a frequent napper now, you’ll always find your baby boy on his chest and your baby girl cuddled up on his side - all sound asleep.

they both grow up way too fast but he wouldn’t have it any other way. he’s glad you stayed by his side through it all and that you’ve blessed him with two gorgeous children

we love baby daddy neteyam <3

extra:

kiri is the spiritual crystal loving wine aunt

lo'ak is the funcle

tuktirey is the cool aunt who'll colour with them but also sneak them alcohol

jake is the military grandpa who start's every sentence with "back in my day," or "back where i come from," and falls asleep everywhere all the time, gives unsolicited parenting advice lol

neytiri is the one who spoils all of her grandchildren the most, always has cute little gifts for them and brings them candy

#avatar the way of water #avatar x reader #avatar 2 #avatar 2022 #neteyam #neteyam x reader #neteyam imagine #neteyam fanfiction #neteyam sully #lo'ak #lo'ak sully #lo'ak imagine #lo'ak fanfiction #lo'ak x reader #neteyam headcanons #neteyam fluff #jake sully #jake sully x reader #jake sully imagine #jake sully fanfiction #neytiri #kiri #tuktirey #tsireya #spider #spider socorro

[live-laugh-lenney]

Imagine baby Clarke coming to visit george on his tour, would defo be either a london show or Bristol, baby girl would be so confused but happy to see her daddy either way ❤️❤️❤️😭😭

pleeeeeeease, that's adorable!!

before the show, george can't put her down.

with george and max travelling for two weeks, all around the country, they deemed it unfair to make their little lady travel long distances to be able to be with and see her daddy everyday... so they decided that yn and baby girl clarkey would come and attend the most important show - the final london date in may.

he walks around backstage with her on his hip, showing her off to all his production crew, disappearing out on stage to show her just what daddy did when he wasn't at home, as yn stays in the dressing room with max and andrew and the two arthur's and he really takes in the moment before him. the empty shepherds bush venue, the set-up for their last show for the podcast tour, the way that the silence would soon before filled with the cheers and the screams of those that were excited to come and see him and his best friend waffle nonsense on stage for over an hour.

"you've been very quiet today."

he turns on his heels and looks into the wings of the stage, seeing his girlfriend stood with her very own useless hotline t-shirt tucked into her ripped jeans, a grin on his lips.

"i'm just feeling very happy today," he says, adjusting his daughter on his hip as she plays with the chain of his necklace hanging around his neck, "the last sold out show, the last night, and i've got all the best people in my life here tonight. my best friends, my girlfriend and my baby."

"you're not going to cry, are you? because i'm still an emotional wreck from having our little one so you need to pre-warn me if there will be any tears. she may be almost one but i'm still such a huge hormonal monster inside," she laughs softly, wrapping her arm around his waist and squeezing him against her side, "you deserve all of this, george. i'm so proud of you."

"it feels so surreal, still," he wraps his free arm around her shoulders and presses a kiss to her forehead, "thank you for being here tonight. i know it's tough with the little one and all."

"we wouldn't miss it for the world," she tells him and he can't wipe the silly grin on his face, "we'll be sat backstage, waiting for you to come back, so we can all celebrate for a bit. i'm guessing you're out after the show tonight?"

he nods.

"max has booked out a club for us. you sure you don't want to get a babysitter and come along?"

yn shakes her head and pinches her little girl's cheek, "you deserve to celebrate tonight, okay? i'll wait up for you though, in case you need some assistance up those stairs."

he chuckles softly and shakes his head. there's commotion that went on behind them as the crew continued setting up the stage, adding the finishing touches to everything before the show went ahead, and it felt like their moment to start moving backstage so they had the room to carry on. walking slowly back to the dressing room, greeting people on the way back, entering the room to see everyone tucking in to some pre-show pizza that had been brought in.

"pizza for everyone," max grins widely as he held a crust to a pizza slice in his hand, tomato sauce smeared around his lips and across his teeth, "grab it before the human dustbin grabs some."

he looks at george with a smirk and all george can do is rolls his eyes back at him, "i am not a dustbin. i just really love pizza, okay? and yn knows that already, idiot."

baby clarke gets a little agitated when george says goodbye and does a little wave in her direction, pressing a kiss to her forehead before a kiss is placed on yn's lips, and she cries for just a moment until arthur (frederick) takes her from yn, to which she passes her over, and gives her a little cuddle to fill in the void of missing her dad.

"come to your funcle, baby clarkey," he grins widely, setting her on his hip and forgetting the plastic cup full of his alcoholic beverage, "shall we go watch daddy from the side of the stage?"

"please be careful with her, okay?" yn warns him gently and arthur smiles softly, lifting up baby clarkey's fist and waving in yn's direction, "you're an idiot."

"i promise i'll bring her back soon, yn. she'll be okay with me," arthur promises and yn smiles softly, settling herself in the chair that was once george's as he got himself ready for the night, her eyes looking up at the television screen that showed what was happening out on the stage, "back before the interval, you have my word."

and once the show had ended, and arthur's performing his two songs to close out the night for everyone, yn joins them on stage with baby clarkey on her hip as they dance along to the music. joe is out on the stage first, followed by andrew, and arthur's a little reluctant to show his face out there until yn agrees to follow him out and he follows her close behind.

and as soon as george sees them, he's reaching for his little girl so he can have a little dance and a boogie with her, which leaves yn with max and andrew as arthur blasts his lungs out with his new song. and baby clarke loves every second of the time on stage; giggling, waving at people as george shows her what to do, kicking her legs out and it makes people in the audience absolutely adore the moment. xx

#george clarkey #george clarkey imagines #george clarkey fics #george clarkey blurbs #george clarkey headcannons #george clarke #george clarke imagines #george clarke fics #george clarke blurbs #george clarke headcannons

[acosmicdisappointment]

— zak.

is that SEAN TEALE? oh, no, that’s ZAK TORRES, a THIRTY-ONE year old INVESTMENT BANKER who uses HE/HIM pronouns. they currently live in CASA MACAIRE HOUSING, and the character they identify with most is FLYNN RIDER FROM TANGLED. hopefully they find their own little paradise here in el país de los poetas!

BASICS.

FULL NAME. zachary alejandro torres NICKNAME(S). zak (bc he wants to be cool hence using ‘k’), z AGE/BIRTHDAY/ZODIAC. 31 / october 31st / scorpio SEXUAL ORIENTATION. bisexual BIRTHPLACE. putney, london HEIGHT. 6’2” EYE COLOR. dark brown ILLNESSES/CONDITIONS. has a goddamn smolder face TATTOOS/PIERCINGS/SCARS. honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a bentley? FC. sean teale

PERSONALITY.

hella generous charming confident stubborn materialistic impatient

HISTORY.

— Zak was born as the only child of a Venezuelan-Spanish businessman and an English art teacher. His father met his mother on a business trip and fell madly in love. His family were well-off, but it was his uncle, Eduardo Torres, who truly embodied wealth and opulence. — Eduardo was a self-made millionaire, having amassed a fortune through savvy investments and business ventures. Childless and seeing potential in his bright and ambitious nephew, Eduardo took Zak under his wing. He provided Zak with mentorship, guidance, and, eventually, a significant trust fund that would set him up for life. — As the designated heir to his uncle's wealth, Zak was groomed for success from a young age. Eduardo's influence extended beyond financial support; he instilled in Zak the importance of hard work. He had to prove to his uncle that he was worthy of such a fortune. — Growing up, Zak excelled academically, dedicating himself to his studies and aspiring to follow in Eduardo's footsteps in the world of finance. However, his single-minded focus on his career left little room for personal relationships or indulging in the carefree experiences of youth. — So when he met a girl in one of his elective classes, the boy was smitten. Right after graduating college, he proposed to her. — Everything was going well for him, his dedication in his career paid off and he was climbing the ranks. However, his personal life wasn’t so successful. His fiancée yearned for spontaneity and adventure, qualities that Zak struggled to embrace. Her feelings of neglect ultimately led to the end of their engagement, leaving Zak devastated and questioning his priorities. — Determined to learn from his past mistakes, Zak made a conscious decision to change his outlook on life. He realized that success was not just about professional achievements but also about finding a balance and making time for personal fulfillment. — With Eduardo's guidance and support, Zak embarked on a journey of self-discovery, embracing new experiences and learning to appreciate the value of living in the moment. He moved to Valparaíso as a way to start fresh. He’s been living in the region for about 3 years now.

TL;DR

— if you’re looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’2”, and brown eyes, call zak

EXTRAS.

to read to see to listen

HEADCANONS.

— he in fact wines and dines before the sixty-nines (he’s not that barbaric, that’s why he’s got such a good reputation bc he lets them know his intentions right away) — has a ‘bedroom playlist’ — he’s a great wingman (guaranteed you’d end up with someone’s number by the end of the night) — although he sleeps around, he’s got his standards (he’s a slut with standards) — doesn’t double-dip or sleep with the same person twice (it’s a rule, no exceptions yet sorry!) — would almost say yes whenever you ask him for money though you gotta convince him first (salesman pitch it to him then it’s a guarantee) — he does have an accent — throw parties on his yacht (don’t ask me about boat stuff bc i have no clue abt those) — definitely dances at parties (like actually dance not the bump and grind kinda thing) — kinda like the funcle you’ve always wanted (definitely spoils his faves) — he is both sassy and sexy — knows everyone’s tea but no one knows his — and yes, he does ‘smolder’ when he flirts (i like to think he practices it in the mirror)

WANTED CONNECTIONS/PLOTS.

your finance friend with benefits — who says people you've slept with can't be your friend? have you met '*y/n*'? — zak has some barney stinson traits so stealing this iconic line; he needs friends or people he definitely helps finds dates for more tbd! dms are open for scheming!

#ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ — zak: here comes the smolder #valpohqintro #if you see mistakes no you did not #new baby in the house y'all #a gift for my baddies #ngl this has been sitting in my drafts for days #i was that excited to introduce him

[mysteryloversbookshelf]

The Afterparty: Danner’s Fire

Spoilers Ahead

I have been super tired this week and could only give half my energy to this week’s episode, but I still really enjoyed it. I don’t think this episode gave much away and tbh Danner’s story wasn’t needed, but it did help drive the plot so there’s that. This recap will be a bit shorter but I’m sure next week will make up for it when we finally get to hear what Funcle Ulysses has to say. As always, I’m starting off with the “Not ___” Clue

“Not A Team”

I’d just like to say the writers are not only brilliant but very intuitive. Just last week a lot of fans were theorizing that there were one or two teams working to kill Edgar and then this week the writers were like:

At this point in the season I still don’t quite know what to believe about Edgar’s death. There have been many compelling theories but I haven’t found one that really resonated yet. I will say though that I think whoever came up with the theory that Zoë is protecting who she suspects killed Edgar may very well be right. She’s been trying to clear Grace’s name but the way that her demeanor changed about the tea and her hiding it in the bathroom makes me think it may be someone else. Maybe the theory about Vivian being the killer is right. Suppose she made the tea and asked Zoë to take it to Edgar’s bedroom and then when Travis brought up the hot water it clicked for her. A few people have been saying that we don’t even know what exactly killed Edgar which is a good point. All this attention has been put on the devil’s trumpet and until the coroner examines the body it’s all just theories. Hannah being jealous of Travis was interesting and tbh it doesn’t help her case but I still don’t feel like it’s her. And with all these new added stories I don’t think it was Grace either even if I do find her shady for withholding secrets that could clear her name.

While Danner’s episode wasn’t a total bore for me, I was shook when I realized that Michael Ealy was playing the psychiatrist. If you’re not familiar with his work, just know you can expect two things when he’s featured in a tv show: a sexual affair with the female lead and him being a criminal of some sort. This man is a VILLAIN. So when he popped up, I already knew exactly why Danner messed the case up and that he was going to be evil somehow. Sorry to see her down bad, but that’s the rules when Michael’s characters are involved.

I’m sorry but Travis experimenting with the devil’s trumpet tea was hilarious 😭 Like not only did he just blindly try a recipe he found on Reddit but he didn’t even know how much he drank? I was living for the chaos. The fact that he ended up being ok leads me to believe that Edgar may not have ingested as much as we thought and maybe something else killed him.

Ulysses and Zoë’s brief interactions were cute and imo still point to my theory that he’s the father of one or both of the sisters. I still think he’s over exaggerating his travels but I think he may be telling the truth here and there like when he tried guiding Travis out of his psychosis before getting bitten.

Walt getting onstage and singing karaoke is my last takeaway. I love seeing all these mini cameos here and there. I wouldn’t be surprised if Brett and Maggie showed up at some point in a flashback in either Feng or Vivian’s interviews.

So yeah, I’m out of theories this week. I’m excited to see if I got it right about Ulysses next week and hopefully one of the past clues (snorer, skater, etc) will be explained. I’d love to hear what you guys thought about the episode and if you thought it was helpful or not. Peace out until next week! ✌🏽

#the afterparty

[just-a-bit-of-a-nerd]

HC’s for being Diego’s daughter (backstory for baby umbrella)

AN: Hello everyone as you can see I am not dead. Sorry I left for like ever but I am here and ready to start a new story. This is a backstory for my new series baby umbrella and you as Diego’s daughter. Just a little side note is that I’ll be writing the reader as half black with afoey curly hair just because one, I’m half black, and two there are very few stories in fanfincs with a charter black or half black charter unless it’s apart of the show or book or whatever. Ovi it doesn’t matter if you fit this description or not you can still enjoy!

Your dad got a woman prego during a one night stand and once she explained that she didn’t want kids Diego was more than happy to take you in, after a DNA test of course.

You lived with him your whole life and on nights when he had ‘work’ to do he left you with Klaus.

Yes Klaus knew who you were, after Diego took you in he ovi needed help so he agreed to give Klaus a drive anywhere as long as he kept you alive. 

Now he wasn’t thrilled with leaving you with Klaus alone so if he could he’d get Patch to watch you

And the only reason Klaus was the one to watch you was process of elimination, Luther was in space, Allison was famous and already had a life and he didn’t wanna intrude, Five and Ben were out of the picture, and there was no way in hell that he was gonna leave you with his backstabbing sister. Or that’s what he called her.

So Klaus was the final candidate.

You instantly loved Klaus, him becoming your ‘funcle’.

You were 10 when your grandfather that you never met died so Diego took you to his funeral witch lead you to meet your other uncles and aunts.

Then you uncle Five came out of a black hole and he looked about as old as you.

And then you tried to save the world.

And you failed.

And Patch died. 

That one really hurt.

But you ended up in 1963 conveniently with your uncle Five.

Then you saw your family die...that was fun

Then you saw some random dude that your dad tried to kill die.

You were having the time of your life.

After you got there you really only stayed with Five tracking down your family.

Then after your time in the 60s you got back home. 

Kinda

You met the sparrow academy

They sucked.

Then you found out there was a kugelblitz that was killing people

And everyone tried to stop it and save the world

Then you died?

Or the kugelblitz thing ate you

But then you live??

You came back with your uncle Luther who also died in the mist of things and meet your family in a park thing.

Then you all moved into the umbrella academy. 

But you have no clue where the Sparrows are and you frankly don’t care.

Oh and you have powers now (pretend everyone still has there powers)

You can move things with your mind. 

It’s great to play tricks on people

So now your 13!

And you live with your whole family in a huge house

And you all have poweres

What could go wrong?

Okay guys I hope your excited! This whole thing is just gonna be what is it like being Diego’s daughter. And Lila isn’t a thing (sorry)

If you have any scenario or request you’d like me to do with the story pls share. 

Until then I’ll see you for chapter one:) 

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #victor hargreeves #luther hargreeves #tua x reader #tua x you #tua x y/n

[saintmurd0ck]

hi rhi!! hope you're having a wonderful day :)

just had a tear-filled thought i needed to share: imagine if karen had met frank before his family's murder. imagine aunty karen taking the kids in on date nights, imagine aunty karen co-parenting while frank's back on duty. imagine karen being there for frank after his family's death, imagine her being there to help him heal and avenge their deaths differently. im-

hi my love!!! this was the sweetest thing to wake up to 🥹 (it’s not even 7.30 AM!!!) and oh my god, thank you for sharing that thought with me, i feel so honoured that you came to ME!🥹💕

i completely agree — karen would be the kids’ favourite person, their advocate, someone that they could trust with their entire hearts. and maria? you couldn’t tell me that maria castle wouldn’t be the nicest person ever, and the way that she and karen would both dote on frank (in different ways) warms my heart.

i’ll counter your thought with something else — imagine if billy russo got his shit together and was just their family friend, taking the kids out to the park with frank and maria, making funny jokes, being the best funcle there was, often working in conjunction with karen to plan surprises, outings, the lot. 🥹

“you’re both our family, yknow?” i can hear frank saying, and my god, im weak

#rhi responds 💌 #rhi’s mutuals 💗 #frank castle #the punisher #karen page #billy russo #frank castle headcanon

[coeursetcolores]

What I Would Add To/Change About: Devil May Cry 4

Good day! It’s January 31st, and I actually remembered this year! What did I remember?

THE BIRTHDAY OF THE BESTEST WHITE-HAIRED DEMON KILLING BOY EVER (OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY, BUT HE IS THE BEST!)!!!!!!!!!!

In non-squeeing terms, it’s the fifteenth anniversary of Devil May Cry 4, quite possibly the most divisive of the franchise (non-rebooted)! 

My thoughts?

...Did the squeeing not make it obvious?

I LOVE this game!

My first Devil May Cry game, and it was a great investment! Not only did I find a new franchise to fall in love with, but it’s what got me interested in hack and slash games in the first place! Thanks to this one, I expanded my tastes to a whole new genre!

Sure, it has it’s flaws. I know, they are pretty obvious *cough* rushed development *cough*. Even so, this is my comfort game and I want to talk about it and criticize it with all the respect it deserves. Now let’s get into it!

This is all just my own personal opinion and if you disagree with me, that’s perfectly okay! If you’d like to talk about a point I made, please let me know, but please try to respect my opinion as I respect yours.

Alright! Let’s do this!

Come on!

SPOILERS AHEAD!

As per usual, let’s start with all the things that this game did wonderfully!

NERO!!!

NERO, NERO, NERO!!!!

NERONERONEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

...I like Nero. (๑꧆◡꧆๑)

Just gonna say it, DMC4 Dante is best Dante, I will hear nothing else. The man was born to be a funcle, it is the obvious path of his character development.

Also he looks cool as a cowboy, I don’t care what anyone says; that look is iconic.

Trish and Lady are back! Re-occuring characters are a thing now!

And DANG! They look hot. Love the outfits! They always look good!

Opera! That whole opening sequence, my boy is a remorseless demon killer who is also such a sweetie pie who gets his girlfriend presents! D’aww!

Fortuna is gorgeous. The bright colors and changing environments really helped this game differentiate itself from the others, but the gothic elements still tie it in. And the enemies blend in while still clearly being obvious they don’t belong in the Human World.

DEVIL BRINGER! The most cathartic gaming mechanic ever! There is nothing more satisfying than getting your enemies health low and pressing that blessed button. All those beautiful combos, savagely ripping enemies apart...perfect for my bloodthirsty son.

Ah, the classic “Church is Evil” trope Japan so loves. Never gets old.

MUSIC! Vocal character themes! That play as you slay!

And man, I love it when a character theme transitions into an opening/ending theme! The Time Has Come/We Shall Never Surrender, perfect way to get energized then cool down.

Did I say anything about Nero yet? Like how he brings a different and interesting perspective to the story? Or how his more emotional and naive personality can be explored as well as Dante’s wiser and cooler one? Or the fact that his willingness to attack humans could lead him to be a darker protagonist than Dante? Or the fact he’s a video game hero that already HAS the girl? Unambiguously? OR THAT HE’S THE CUTEST THING EVER, THE SWEET LITTLE BLUSHY, FACE-HIDING DORK?!!!

And he has a Persona!

AND HE’S JOHNNY YONG BOSCH!

Dante and Nero’s developing relationship. Dante’s clearly just having a good time trolling this little hothead and knocking him down a peg, but still knows when to tone it down and help out. And OHMIGOSH HE WAS CONCERNED! Get those strong male parental figure points! You were born for this!

Ah, Dante mode. Switching the novice’s simplicity for the master’s variety.

And yay! They finally settled on a voice actor!

Kyrie! Cutie!

The FUNNIEST boss fight interactions!

CREDOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! （Ω Д Ω)

And, oooh, I love the continuing narrative from DMC3 that humans can be just as evil as demons. The loose but present repeating elements between the games are so much fun to analyze.

That secret ending. Words cannot describe it’s beauty.

Alright, that’s enough gushing, time to go over what should have been expanded on/brought in but was probably left out because of reasons *cough* rushed development *cough*.

ADD:

They. REALLY should have had more cutscenes between Nero and Kyrie. Y’know, make the relationship believable and well-developed. Establish their dynamic. Maybe have them talk on the phone? It’s 2008, they would at least have cellphones, demon cult or not.

For that matter, give us some more time with Credo: Make us really feel the conflicting emotions when we finally have to face him. Come on, we play Japanese videogames, we’re clearly emotional masochists!

Give. Dante. His. Own. Bosses.

And if you’re going to give us two characters, expand the level count from twenty to forty.

With someone as cocky as Nero is when the game starts, why not show him clearly messed up after losing to Dante? The guy who clowned on him, one of the best in the country? Especially since his inferiority complex was such a big deal in 5.

Give some more time fleshing out Nero’s relationship with Fortuna/the Order, like in the novel? Everyone loves an All the Other Reindeer character and it really could have helped endear him to the fanbase with explaining his abrasive side.

Explore that Nero’s willing to kill humans? The thing Dante refuses to do? He didn’t know that armor didn’t have a person and went straight for the kill, and he had no qualms about ending a seemingly human Agnus. Would have been an interesting point of confliction. Might’ve been interesting to explore in later games...

Show how the events of the game affected the people of Fortuna? We saw the city in ruins, but what about the folks living there? Would they turn on the Order? How would they treat Nero? Do they consider the city worth restoring? How did Nero and Kyrie react to losing Credo?

And now, what needed to be completely overhauled.

CHANGE:

Get rid of the dice game. Leave the puzzles to Dante, Nero.

Maybe make Dante mode a bonus for beating the game the first time? The bonus ending could just be his ending.

Honestly, the game was more unfinished to me than flawed. 

Overall, the game isn’t perfect, but I love it. Whenever I need to just chill out and play something that makes me feel good, DMC4 is my first option.

I’m so happy I picked it up the day I did. I got to discover a whole new way to enjoy gaming and found one of my most favorite videogame characters of all time, along with others that I love. 

Others may see it as the weak link in the franchise, but Devil May Cry 4 will always be my favorite.

One question, though.

Shall we dance?

#What Would I Add To/Change About... #Devil May Cry 4 #DMC #Criticism #Praise #My Silly Personal Opinion

[goreking890]

Detroit become human headcanons (Connor[rk800],gabriel [rk900], sixty [rk800-60] edition) these headcanons are dumb 😅

Connor to wear those big ass summer hats

Connor likes to try to get hank on a diet but feeding him healthy like " beyond " foods

Gabriel has an accent because I watch crownieVA on YouTube

Sixty is the wine uncle that nobody likes but loves anyway 😂

Gabriel is still new expressing emotions, so most the time his conversations will have extremely big words in it and Gavin gets mad at him claiming his " brain hurty " and gabe just tilts his head in confusion

Sixty nicknames from people who know him:

Hank: asshole

Gavin: tincan #3

Connor: six

Gabriel: obsolete Or abomination

Amanda : obsolete

Markus: jackass

North: wine buddy

Kara: wine buddy

Luther: little man

Alice: funcle sixty

ralph: wine daddy

jerry's: sixular

Simon: bestie

Gabriel nicknames from people who know him:

Hank: slugger

Gavin: plastic prick

Connor: honey or babygirl

Amanda: rk900

Markus: jefe

North: sweet cheeks ( I headcannon that she has a crush on him)

kara: blueberry

( Luther and gabriel never met before 🙁)

Alice: boogeyman

Ralph: boogeyman

Jerry's: pretty boy

Connor nicknames from people who know him:

Hank: son

Gavin: tincan

Gabriel: Connie

Amanda: Connor

Markus: girly

North: hambozo

Kara: Connor

Luther: Connor

Alice: funcle con con !!

Ralph: boogeyman

Jerry's : Jesus

Connor would listen to cannibal corspe because of Hank's spotify playlists

Gabriel likes to knit and likes the smell of strawberries

Gabriel tucks Gavin into bed

Gavin and gabriel watch analog horror together

sixty has a fat ass

Gabriel is hard in the right places 😏

#Dbh sixty #rk800 #Dbh nines #Dbh Connor #rk1760

[tewwor]

🎰 for the vibes!!!! if u want a category i'd love the marked :)

muse sampling & plots (accepting) ! please specify a at least 1 category listed on my muse roster ( the marked, harborview, hanuel's inn, supernatural, crime, mythology, misc. / testing, fantasy ) — not restricted to just romantic connections.

pulling a small aside here since they're all from the same org. any variation of supernatural themes is pretty straight forward. just stay off the 'bad creature' radar and the marked won't tack jesper on their 'to kill' list. and depending on the circumstances / character, they might even seek his aid.

soothsayer — promise this was actually pulled by random and not because you said her concept was kickass ( my fingers are maybe crossed ). also, i'll go by verses that i could see any of these characters can fit into. modern, if there's ever a chance he's anywhere near a court, she'll probably be there. or she could also have her hand in some similar criminal connections that might know of her precognitive capabilities ( though, i think it'd be fun to front it as just really deep superstition ). any variation of fantasy / royalty to really lean into her powers, especially if hierarchy's involved. will be upfront and say if there's any want for a mother figure connection, she's your gal. but in a very stern asian mother sort of way with backhanded advice and too much peeled fruit and the most random presents because they were a great deal.

ari — hiiiiii klepto bestie who loves a good bet. not too sure where luck lands on their side, but they love to neg people on. fun fact about their power, ari's able to summon anything and anyone. so the instance of being pulled into another universe is always an option! and so is.... being chased by the 2 creatures that are bound to them. which, they don't have complete control over so.. they're sorry in advance. can also be jammed into modern and fantasy verses.

seojun — who wants a crime funcle? think he's more fitting for a modern setting with or without outright supernatural elements. does have the penchant to adopt pseudo nieces and nephew and anything in between. is typically encouraging! but would not... encourage the gambling ( he's had to pry himself away from mahjong one too many times with super deep holes in his pockets.... )

litho — ah. the bitch. look, he's so versatile in the way that he has two things he's good at. foraging papers and doing cool stuff with ink. could've crossed paths fighting off some ugly dugly monster. could've pissed him off really easily, but i keep shoving him back into random interactions. could've done a tattoo or two — even remove some! i can fit him into any verse tbh.

ricochet — oh. the actual terror of the marked that everyone's ok with dying. i don't.... have much for him? besides being a menace to everyone unintentionally. he gets triggered into aggression easily. doesn't say much. purposely gets himself beat so he can return the favor twofold. heavy on the retrograde amnesia. can also.... probably work something out in most verses.

saul, as a bonus — pretty much going to regurgitate the same connections as above, but with the sick addition of having a personal guardian :o) that.. may or may not rob their host's consciousness just to get the job done when it comes to external dangers :o)) literally any verse works since they've existed for so, so long. extremely sour personality. can come in fun lil' critter forms and terrifying eldritch ones!

#* & that’ll be one (1) nugget please — answered . #// skipping away with the marked hand in hand #// everyone trips ricochet though

[hunter-slime-660]

SO FIRST OF ALL

This is Alex

She's my main VTM oc :))

She's a Malkavian and i love her TO DEATH!!!!

So, like all Malkavians she has mental illnesses!! But since I wasn't sure what to give her I basically made a concoction of them and then bestowed them upon her :))

She has Stendhal's syndrome, auditory hallucinations, and misophonia :))

ALSO she's so funny!!! Mostly because of her relationship with her sire.

They're like... a funcle and an edgy teen!

Stefano (her sire) is like... a malkfish, BUT LIKE!! ON PURPOSE!!!! He ACTS like a Malkfish because he thinks its funny!!! But in reality he's like, this evil mastermind, who has this rivalry with the domain's sheriff and like, he has so little humanity fr (my st wont let me see his character sheet tho so idk exactly)

And like, in public Alex acts as if she HATES HIM, she's like "UGHHHH you're NOT my sire, i REFUSE to acknowledge you!!! i REGRET being your childe!" But like, in private? She's gossiping with him, she jokes with him and helps him prank the sheriff and yeah, she cares about him.

OH AND HER EMBRACE!!!! Cuz like, she was asked if she wanted to be embraced!

Basically her father was investigating these murders right? Except they were murders made by this one nosferatu and he was NOT happy to have him on his tail. So he decided to break in to his home and kill Alex as a warning. EXCEPT he was being FOLLOWED by STEFANO, who was sent by the prince to kill the nos cuz he was breaking the masquerade or something. So he didn't kill Alex because Stefano took the opportunity to kill him instead. Then he embraced her.

#also it all very funny #especially cuz this was done in a session 0 #and i made my ST panic so much lol #also Stefano was like #yeah lol im a vampire #wanna became one too? #and Alex was like #yeah sure i don't see how this could go wrong #but then it went really wrong #she got almost killed by a wraith #rip little malkavian #OC: Alex Incerti #VTM: Purpurea Lucensis #vtm camarilla #vtm oc #vtm malkavian

[live-laugh-lenney]

No bc george would be soooooo insanely protective over his baby girl, please do a story about george being sooo protective over his little baby girl ❤️❤️

oh, absolutely!

george adores her.

and he never thought he'd love anyone as much as he loved yn... until his little girl came into the world, with a healthy set of lungs on her, in the early hours of a friday morning. he felt his heart double in size at the sight of his girlfriend holding their newborn baby, in a hospital bed on the midwifery floor of a hospital located in just outside of the centre of london, and it was a sight he never wanted to forget.

from the moment they brought her home, snoozing in her carseat and tucked beneath a blanket with her name stitched into the corner, he was careful with everything he did; from the way he held her, to the way he laid her to sleep in her cot, to the way he picked her up, to the way he fed her. he kept a watchful eye on everyone that held her to make sure they held her correctly, informing them when he wasn't happy with how her head wasn't being supported correctly or how they were being too loud around her, and he was always very weary about those wanting to get a peek at her when they were out in the city of london... he wanted to keep her safe, wanted her to be okay, and his dad instincts were in full swing as soon as they were allowed home with her.

so when she got to the age where she was walking and, just about, talking... he was even more watchful than ever. especially when her favourite people were over.

for her second birthday, they threw her a mini birthday party in their back garden. with food, drinks and enough toys and games to keep everyone entertained and happy, and the weather managed to hold out for them, making it the most perfect day to celebrate.

"please don't throw her around like last time," george warns arthur as he stood there with his hands held up in surrender, "and don't claim you can't remember a thing. she had a big egg on her head for over a week."

"that wasn't strictly my fault," arthur insists and george rolls his eyes, "it wasn't! honest."

"george, leave him alone, for goodness sake. i'm sure he's still a bit traumatised by what happened," yn states, rounding the corner with their little girl on her hip and watching as her face lit up from where arthur was standing in the entryway of their home, "who's that, sweet girl? is that uncle television?"

"i really need a new nickname," arthur says, reaching forward and taking the toddler from her mother's hip which allowed yn the chance to move around much more easily, taking the extra weight from her side, "hello, mini clarkey."

"everyone's already here, in the garden, grab a chair from the dining room because we don't have enough out there," george closes the door as the three of them make their way through the house, aromas of meat cooking as well as spices and the smell of a barbecue filling the air, "don't go mucking around on the bouncy castle with her, too. yn insisted we had it for her birthday but i'm not so sure."

"a bouncy castle? that's a nightmare waiting to happen with us lot in the garden," arthur cackles and yn smirks in his direction, "get a few drinks in us and we'll be having more fun than the birthday girl."

george disappears into the garden, leaving yn and arthur standing in the kitchen, the toddler on his hip playing with the collar of his shirt as she wriggled on his hip.

"just ignore him, he's just being protective over her. another year has flown by."

"i'm not called funcle for nothing," arthur laughs and digs his fingers into the little girl's side, laughing when she giggled back at him, "shall we go play in the garden?"

"food will be ready soon, don't wear her out too much otherwise she'll fall asleep in her dinner."

"like father, like daughter," arthur jokes and yn snickers at him, "if you need help, give me a shout." xx

#george clarkey #george clarkey imagines #george clarkey fics #george clarkey blurbs #george clarkey headcannons #george clarke #george clarke blurbs #george clarke imagines #george clarke fics #george clarke headcannons

[namjoohyuk]

I always find your thoughts and opinions interesting so I thought I could ask this. What do you think about exo’s group dynamic and what’s your opinion on all of them ? I hope you don’t mind this ask

omg wow i’m so flattered honestly bc i never think my opinions are interesting so thank you 😭🤍

idk how clear i can be bc my feelings towards exo and their members have changed so much tbh. so i’ve basically been a fan since 2014-2015, and looking back i think their group dynamic was misconstrued. mind you, they were the no. 1 group back then and ouhh, they were hated. being an sm group, along with the exo-m controversies, i think all the shit they had to deal with made them grow closer. they were already friends, but ofc there were certain cliques within the group. but i think they’re much closer now. I think people have this perception of them being co-workers is bc they have other friend groups, can socialize, and are able to produce successful solo work, and kpop fans who love the brotherhood/sisterhood of kpop feel threatened by that. but genuinely i think they all love each other and as much as i am a bitch for saying that exo would be fine if suho and chen left, i feel like they all have a part and fit in the group really well (even tao, lay and luhan). i really love them.

as for the members. let me tell you, i love them now but i hated most of them at one point 😭 i started off as a kai girl and would go to bat for him. most of them would pick on him and say really colourist shit to him, which was sooo shocking to me bc he didn’t look any different from others. baekhyun and chen were no. 1 on my shitlist. i always enjoyed kyungsoo and tao tho. the others, i eventually warmed up to them. suho—i kinda shit on him for not being up to par vocally or dance-wise, but he’s an amazing leader, and really the glue to exo. he was supposed to debut with shinee which is crazy to think. he was meant for exo. xiumin—a king. love him nothing bad to say about him. chen—don’t love him. or his vocals. i try to ignore him lol. i do feel bad for him for getting shitted on for being married and a father tho. baekhyun—best vocalist. kinda arrogant but he’s allowed to be. amazing solo work. it took me awhile to warm up to him but he’s great. his stans are the worst tho. chanyeol—my man!!!!!! love him! he’s super charismatic. can sing, act. i like his raps idc idc. kyungsoo—the best idol turned actor. love him. he minds his business. kai—i can write a whole thinkpiece on kai but truly an it-boy. a real performer. had the best solo debut of exo. a FUNCLE!!!!! sehun—love him too!! really watched him grow up. tho i do think he gets harassed about his sexuality too much. lay—great performer!!! a little arrogant too tho kdkdkfk. tao—i loved him. he was my fave after kai. luhan—i didn’t get to know much about him. terrible solo stuff tho. kris—hope he dies.

hope this answered your question 🤍

[amberfaber40]

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Prince Harry and Ed Sheeran shared fatherhood updates, with the singer joking that Harry is "still in the trenches"Published on July 1, 2021 03:58 PM Trending Videos Prince Harry. Photo: Chris Jackson/Getty ImagesLife as a dad of two is "definitely a juggle" for Prince Harry!The Duke of Sussex attended a private garden party with winners of the WellChild Awards on Wednesday, ahead of joining brother Prince William for the unveiling of the Princess Diana statue on what would have been their mother's 60th birthday.During Wednesday's event, Prince Harry caught up with his pal Ed Sheeran, and the pair bonded over parenthood. The singer-songwriter spoke with Harry about being a dad of two to 2-year-old son Archie and daughter Lilibet Diana, who was born on June 4."Congratulations, a girl right?" Sheeran asked Harry, according to Hello! magazine. "We just had a little girl 10 months ago now. You're still in the trenches now! How do you manage with two?""Two is definitely a juggle," responded the prince, 36.Speaking to another guest, Prince Harry revealed that Lili, as he and Meghan Markle plan to call their daughter, was "very chilled.""We've been lucky so far," he said. "She's very chilled and seems happy to just sit there while Archie is running around like crazy."In a statement released following Wednesday's event, Prince Harry spoke about how much the organization has meant to him, especially after having children of his own.Can't get enough of PEOPLE's Royals coverage? Sign up for our free Royals newsletter to get the latest updates on Kate Middleton, Meghan Markle and more!"Since becoming patron of WellChild in 2007, this organisation and the people within it have held an extraordinarily special place in my heart," he said. "I wasn't a father at the time, and yet the stories of these children and parents transcended that. I didn't need to be a dad to feel the impact of this invaluable work. Now as a father of two, I feel all the more connected, inspired and in awe of the resilience of these families, who power through indescribable challenges with the support of WellChild."

[littlemisslipbalm]

How do we feel ab Harry and y/n talking about how they don’t want kids..... do we love a childless funcle Harry????

Oh ms girl..... idk about y’all but I’d want to have kids with Harry styles but just not rn in my life (if I don’t read your dad!harry fics it’s not bc I hate you it’s bc I’m not in the mindset for having children lol) I’m not attracted to having kids rn like I need my career first but I think it’d be an interesting concept to never have kids and in my mind it’d go a little like this:

Somewhere down the road, Harry and you are seated at another one of your friends baby showers. He’s looking at the baby bump of the woman you’re celebrating today and then looking at you. You’re happily snacking on some m&m’s and your second glass of champagne. After popping two chocolates in your mouth and chewing thoughtfully you take a swig of the bubbly liquid.

He rests his hand on your crossed knee which gets your attention. It’s the end of the party or at least the end for the two of you. The look he gives you accompanied by his hand is his signal he’s ready to leave. You nod and finish off the champagne, taking the final sip in his glass as well. As you stand up you kiss his cheek and he hums softly. The pair of you go to the soon to be parents and hug them farewell.

As you walk out to Harry’s car, you notice how quiet he’s being but you don’t say anything. This was like the 3rd baby shower you’d been to this year and it was only April. You assumed it was just baby shower fatigue, you know you were feeling it too.

Once you’re settled in the car, you finally decide you need to ask what’s wrong, he’s literally been silent and he’s not even moving to turn on any music. He’s sat in the drivers seat as if he’s forgotten how to drive.

“Are you okay?”

His eyes shift to you before turning is whole body and placing a hand to rest on the wheel.

“Everyone’s having babies...”

You nod and raise your brows, “I know. These parties are getting repetitive. I fucking hate the gender reveal part.”

His lips twitch in a smile at that but it’s only a flicker before he’s back to a straight line alone his mouth. He reaches his other hand across the car and grabs your left hand. He twiddles with the diamond ring and wedding band that reside on your ring finger.

You sign softly at the feeling of him. His touch never fails to both electrify and calm you simultaneously. “I know we never really talk about kids,” you start and his eyes dart up to yours. “I don’t know if it’s in the cards for us.”

He nods, “These parties both make me sad and happy at the same time. It’s hard because I love you so much, darling, but having a child... there’s so much more that comes with it.”

“We don’t need another person to show that we truly love each other, Har.”

“I know.” He whispers, fingers twisting your rings.

“So you’re saying you’re okay with no kids?”

“Yeah...yeah I am” he starts off shakey but is more firm in his statement at the end.

“So we’ll remain the cool aunt and uncle for eternity?” You wink at him, voice playful.

“We’ve been doing a great job of it so far,” he grins now and you smile just as wide. “Never have to wake up to something wailing in the night, breastfeeding, PTA meetings, middle school teachers, puberty...” he grimaces and you join in for the final word, “childbirth.” You both visibly shiver and laugh.

“Yeah, we won’t be missing out on much. We’ll get to hang out with other people’s gremlins and then they can deal with them when they’re fussy and need changing. I honestly think everyone else will be jealous of us.”

“Funcles forever” Harry cackles.

You bite your lip at his joke and sweet he looks right now. You lean across the car, intertwining you’re hands as you go. Your lips press against Harry’s and he smiles. His laughter cut off by your kiss.

He’s pressing against your mouth heavily after a few moments of sweet kisses. His tongue trying to swipe into your mouth. You pull away ever so slightly, the tips of your noses touching. Your tongue tries an experimental lick that nips at his upper lip and he smiles.

“Let’s go home and not make a baby.”

#anon #harry concept #i thought id do a little write up bc why not #i think harry would never not have kids tho #that man would be a lovely father #but interesting idea #especially if maybe he couldnt have children #hed be the best goddamn uncle anyone had ever seen #i have a funcle i love him #thanks for this! #ask abi #harry styles blurb #harry styles concept

[kingdom-dance]

I’m sorry but if this isn’t Nicholas Hyacinth Wiseman if Button has kids….

#nick wiseman #mind blind #nick owns like. 12 ‘world’s best/coolest uncle’ items #they’re all from button #I know he can read button’s mind so would pretty much know when Button and their SO knew they were having/getting a kid #but I love to imagine button surprising him with a ‘awesome like my uncle (Justice)!’ onesie and nick mcfuckin #just burts into tears #also because he took on pretty much raising button I feel like when button has a kid he goes HAM with being the Funcle (fun uncle)

[waitimcomingtoo]

I Got You, Babe ~ T.H

chapter eight: life as we know it

series masterlist

Daughter

“And then your daddy said, “if you can’t get attention in that dress then there’s no hope for the rest of us”. Mommy was offended at first until he explained that he was trying to compliment me.” You told Haley the story of the night you met Tom as you fed her in the rocking chair.

“There you two are.” Tom smiled when he came into the room, guitar in hand. He kissed your lips, then Haley’s head, before dragging over a chair.

“I found a song I want to show you. Have you heard of Loudon Wainwright the third?” Tom asked as he rested the guitar on his knee.

“That was the single most British name I’ve ever heard.” You mumbled.

“He’s American, actually.” He chuckled. “Here, listen.”

“You play guitar?” You smiled coyly as he strummed the strings.

“A little bit.” He said sheepishly. He played the opening chords of a song before beginning to sing.

“Everything she sees, she says she wants. Everything she wants, I see she gets.”

“You sing?” You whispered.

“A little bit.” He winked before going back to the song.

“That's my daughter in the water. Everything she owns, I bought her. Everything she owns.” He sang as he looked at Haley. “That's my daughter in the water. Everything she knows, I taught her. Everything she knows.”

“She likes it.” You smiled down at her as Haley watched Tom with wide eyes. At three months old, she was beginning to recognize your voices and the sound of music.

“Everything I say, she takes to heart. Everything she takes, she takes apart.” He continued to sing as you bounced Haley in his arms.

“That's my daughter in the water. Every time she fell, I caught her. Every time she fell. That's my daughter in the water. I lost every time I fought her. Yeah, I lost every time.”

He riffed a little on the guitar as he finished his song. When he put the guitar down, you proudly clapped.

“Aw.” You gushed. “What a nice surprise.”

“I have one more surprise.” Tom said as you put Haley in her crib. When you turned around, he was holding a small back box.

“What’s this?” You smiled and took the box.

“Happy anniversary. We met a year ago today.” He told you.

“Oh yeah. Club Destiny. What a night.” You grinned at the memory and leaned in to kiss him. When you pulled away, you opened the box.

“A ring?” You raised your eyebrows in surprised.

“Oh wait, can I see that for a second?” He asked and took the box back.

“I think something wrong with the ring. Oh, yeah. I see the problem.” He laughed and made a face.

“What’s the problem?” You wondered.

“You didn’t see? Here, I’ll show you.” He flipped the box around again and dropped to one knee.

“Bam. It’s a proposal.”

“What?” You gasped and out a hand over your mouth.

“I know we haven’t been together long.” Tom began. “But this year with you has been the best of my life. I love our little family. And I want the three of us to be together forever. Haley already has my last name. I think it’s time you take it too.”

You continued to stare at the ring in disbelief, making Tom worry.

“But only if you want to take my last name because plenty of women don’t and that’s completely fine-“

“Yes.” You cut him off. “Yes, I will marry you.”

“You will?” He lit up.

“Of course I will.” You grinned. “You’re my person.”

“And you’re mine.” He stood up and scooped you into his arms. He pulled you into a long kiss before sliding the ring onto your finger.

“Haley, your mommy and daddy are getting married.” Tom said as he leaned over Haley’s crib.

That proposal was the first of many monumental moments in your life. Time moved at warp speed and you tried to live in every moment for as long as you could.

When Haley was 8 months old, she took her pacifier out of her mouth and threw it. Just as you were about to get it for her, she crawled for the first time. Two months later, you turned around and found her standing. A week after that, she said her first word.

“Open up for the airplane, Haley baley boo. Come on. Open up for Funcle Harry. That means fun-uncle. Yes it does. Yes it does my little nephew. Open up and eat your yummy -what is this shit?” He mumbled and read the label. “Sweet potato and carrot. Doesn’t that sound good? Open up.”

“Ew.” Haley said and hit the spoon. The food splashed into Harry’s face, making Haley laugh and clap her hands.

“Well I’ll be damned.” Harry sighed and wiped his face. “The first word you ever say and it’s “Ew”. Even newborns find me disgusting.”

For her first birthday, you baked enough cupcakes to feed a country. Leo flew to London to help you out, and soon every flat surface in your home was covered in pink cupcakes.

“You’re late.” Leo signed when they opened the door.

“There was traffic.” Harry explained. “Let me in.”

“Castle Meow Meow Pink Kitty Fun Time is no longer accepting visitors.” Leo said coldly.

“Please.” Harry whined. “I need to see the princess.”

“Princess?” Leo scoffed. “Excuse you.”

“What did I say?”

“It’s her first birthday.” Leo emphasized. “She’s not a princess anymore.”

“Fine.” Harry groaned. “I need to see the queen.”

“Who?” Leo played dumb.

“You know who.” Harry grumbled.

“Say her full name, peasant.” Leo spat.

“I need to see Queen Haley of Castle Meow Meow Pink Kitty Fun Time.” Harry said, earning a smile out of Leo.

“Right this way.” Leo said as they placed a purple feathered tiara on Harry’s head. Harry walked into the house and saw Sam and Paddy playing with Haley, all three wearing princess gowns.

“There she is. Happy birthday, my little niece.” Harry cooed as he picked Haley up. Haley smiled when she saw him and touched his face.

“I know, baby girl.” Harry smiled. “I know I look good in purple. Your mommy and daddy don’t think so, but what do they know? They didn’t even know to wrap it the first time they had-“

“Harry.” Sam quickly cut his brother off.

When Haley was 15 months old, she took her first steps before falling into Tom’s open arms. He scooped her up and cheered louder than he had ever cheered in his life. All the football and basketball games he’d been to didn’t stand a chance against his daughters first steps.

A month later, you couldn’t keep up with her. She walked all over the house in her adorable toddler waddle. You guys were so proud of her walking, in fact, that you made her the flower girl at your wedding. Tom cried when he watched her waddle down the aisle and throw a handful of rose petals every few steps. The only thing that could make him cry harder was when you came down the aisle.

3 years later

There was a skip in Tom’s step as he walked to your bakery. He walked past the sign that said “your destiny awaits” and pushed open the door.

“Welcome to Destiny bakery.”You greeted. “How can I help you follow your destiny today?”

“I think my destiny is calling me to kiss the loveliest girl in London.” Tom said as he leaned across the counter.

“Hmm. Yeah. I hear it too.” You smiled before kissing him. When he pulled away, you popped something into his mouth.

“Mmm.” His eyes lit up as he chewed. “That’s amazing. What is that?”

“Brownie bites.” You told him. “It’s a new recipe I’m trying out.”

“They’re perfect, love.” He complimented you. “But no one’s surprised. Everything you make is magic Speaking of everything you make, where’s my little girl?”

“In the oven.” You smiled sweetly. You and Tom both cringed, not liking the joke.

“That was supposed to be a Hansel and Gretel reference but it sounded really dark.” You chuckled and walked around the counter.

“Don’t make me laugh too hard. My water might break.” Tom joked and patted his stomach.

“Are you ever gonna let me live that down?” You playfully smacked his arm.

“Nope.” He smiled.

“Mommy?” Haley’s voice came from the back room.

“I’m in the front, sweetie.” You called. “Look who’s here.”

“Daddy!” Haley cheered as she ran into the room. Tom scooped her up and kissed her whole face.

“There’s my babygirl.” Tom grinned. “I missed you, Haley bear. I’ve been thinking about you all day.”

“I missed you too, daddy.” She said as she wrapped her arms around Toms neck.

“Did you help mommy with the baking today?” He asked her.

“Uh huh.” She nodded. “We made chocolate cupcakes.”

“Chocolate cupcakes? Those are my favorite. They’re almost as delicious as…”

“As what, daddy?” Haley excitedly whined when he trailed off.

“I shouldn’t say.” Tom sighed and shook his head.

“Tell me.” Haley pleaded. “I wanna know.”

“They’re almost as delicious as little girl fingers.” Tom laughed wickedly before taking Haley’s hand and pretending to bite her fingers.

“Ah stop!” She shrieked with excitement. “Daddy, no.”

“Don’t worry, Haley bear. I won’t let anything happen to you.” You smiled as you took her from Tom and balanced her on your hip.

“Thank you for taking care of her while I was working.” He brushed some flour off your cheek before leaning in to kiss you.

“Of course. But what are you doing here? I wasn’t expecting you until later.”

“I left work early. I couldn’t sit in meetings all day when I knew what I was missing.” He said as he fixed the bow in Haley’s hair.

“Aw. And here I thought my sugar cookies were the sweetest thing in this bakery.” You teased before kissing him again.

“Ew. Gross.” Haley grimaced and stuck her tongue out.

“Aw. Don’t worry, babygirl. There’s plenty of kisses left for you.” Tom said before kissing both his daughters cheeks.

“Give him the cupcakes we made, mommy.” Haley asked you.

“Ooo. Yes please.” Tom rubbed his hands in excitement and followed you behind the counter. You put Haley down and grabbed the plate of chocolate cupcakes she had helped you make.

“Brace yourself.” You whispered as you handed Tom a cupcake. He took a bite and was met with a mouthful of eggshells and chunks of dry batter.

“Mmmm. Yummy.” He smiled weakly and took another bite.

“Here.” You discreetly handed him a napkin.

“Thank you.” He smiled before spitting the cupcake into the napkin, out of Haley’s view.

“Did you like it, daddy?” She asked.

“It was delicious, Haley bear. You did such a good job.” He lied through a smile.

“What did you do today daddy?” Haley asked as she tugged on Tom’s hand. He scooped her up again and rested her on his hip.

“I had a boring meeting with my boring team.” He playfully rolled his eyes.

“What did you guys talk about?” She asked.

“Actually, that’s something I wanted to talk to your mommy about.” Tom looked at you nervously. “I think I’m gonna take a little break from acting for a while.”

“Really?” Your eyebrows raised in disbelief.

“Really. I want to be here with you guys. I want more moments like these.” He looked at Haley fondly before kissing her cheek.

“So do I.” You brought into a smile and pulled them both into a hug.

“Daddy’s gonna be home more often. Does that sound good to you, Haley bear?” Tom asked as he bounced Haley on his hip.

“Yay.” She clapped her hands. “Does this mean more tea parties?”

“It means all the tea parties you can handle.” Tom told her. “I hope you kept my seat warm while I was away working. I know I haven’t been there in a while.”

“It’s okay Daddy.” Haley smiled. “You’re here now.”

Her words were simple, but meant more to Tom than she could ever understand. He almost teared up from her immediate forgiveness of his absence.

“Yeah, baby girl.” He nodded. “I’m here now.”

You went out to dinner that night to celebrate Tom’s announcement. The celebration continued later that night in your bedroom after you put Haley to bed.

A few weeks later, you stumbled into the bedroom from the connected bathroom and gripped the dresser for support.

“Are you okay, darling?” Tom asked from the bed.

“I don’t know. I’ve been sick all morning.” You frowned and rubbed your stomach.

“You don’t look so good. I think you should lie down.”

“No. It’s fine. I’m fine.“ You waved your hand to dismiss him and instantly lost your balance. You didn’t know what happened until you woke up in a hospital bed a few hours later.

“What happened?” You groaned and tried to sit up.

“Careful, darling.” Tom helped you sit up. “You fainted and hit your head.”

“Did I hit it on that dresser I told you to move a week ago?” A smile tugged at your lips as you rubbed your head.

“That’s not important.” He shushed you. “What’s important is you getting better.”

“You’re lucky I love you.” You chuckled. “Where’s Haley?”

“With my parents. I didn’t want her seeing her mom getting her head sewn back together.”

“No.” You groaned. “I had to get stitches?”

“You fell pretty hard. Somebody really should’ve moved that dresser.” He joked, making you laugh. The doctor heard you laughing and came into the room.

“Oh good.” She smiled. “You’re awake.”

“I’m awake. Do you know why I fainted? I don’t usually do that.”

“I wouldn’t worry.” She assured you. “It’s a common symptom at this stage in your pregnancy.”

“What?” You laughed. “I’m not pregnant.”

“Yes you are. We have to run a blood test before we put you under anesthesia. Look.” She said and handed you your file and you quickly took it. Tom scrambled next to sit on your bed beside you so he could read the file as well.

“Oh my God.” Your heart stopped when you saw the word “positive” on the paper.

“You’re pregnant?” Tom asked. “Oh my God. You’re pregnant. You’re totally pregnant. That’s why you puked this morning. And why I caught you drinking an entire jug of chocolate milk.”

“Believe it or not, that was unrelated.”

“I’ll leave you guys to talk.” The doctor told you. “You’re free to go home once you check out.”

“Thank you Dr….” You trailed off when you realized you didn’t know her name.

“Destiny.” She smiled. “Dr. Eileen Destiny.”

You and Tom exchanged a look once she left, both thinking the same thing. You stared at each other in comfortable silence for a moment, imagining what your future would look like with another baby.

A few weeks later, you were sitting in your OBGYN waiting room. Tom was bouncing his leg with excitement as you looked through a magazine.

“Are you nervous?” He asked as he slipped his hand into yours.

“Honestly, no.” You shrugged. “It feels different this time around. I don’t know. The future doesn’t seem as scary. Whatever the doctor tells us, I know I’m gonna be okay. And I know that because I have you.”

“I feel the same way.” He smiled and kissed the back of your hand. “I feel like I’m ready for anything. We’ve done this before and that was when we barely knew each other. We’re married now with a four year old at home. We can handle one little baby.”

“Holland?” A nurse called from the doorway.

“Here.” You and Tom said in unison before getting up.

“Ah, I remember you two.” The OBGYN said when she walked in. “Long time no see. How’s your daughter?”

“She’s amazing.” Tom gushed. “She’s 4 now and already smarter than me.”

“She walked into the sliding door the other day.” You reminding him.

“Yes.” Tom agreed. “But she moved the screen door first. And I never remember to do that.”

“This is gonna be cold. I know you know that, but it never gets easier.” The doctor warned you.

“Okay.” You chuckled as she pressed the wand against your stomach.

“Here’s the heartbeat.” She said as she pointed to the screen. You and Tom exchanged a proud smile before kissing each other.

“And here’s the other heartbeat.” She continued, grabbing you attention.

“Wait what?” Tom asked. “What other heartbeat?”

“Take a look.” The OBGYN pointed to two tiny little white dots on the screen. You and Tom stared at the screen with dropped jaws for what felt like an entire hour.

“Two heartbeats? Are you saying….” You trailed without taking your eyes off of the screen.

“Yep. Congratulations, you two.” The doctor pulled off her glove with a snap. “You’re having twins.”

THE END

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