#i kinda understand why they won't

[yoiasa]

people wondering (i'm people) if asa's youkai is either a mokumokuren or a dodomeki/todomeki , and both of them seems possible that i wouldn't be surprised if it's a bit of both, like how tsk and rui have two and more youkai in their cards.

one who are said to be harmless but creepy, watching everything in the walls, constant surveillance inside of the house. while the other, a woman punished by having multiple eyes in her whole body for committing wicked acts (theft and stealing money in the og myth, but in asa's case, for "disobeying" her mother's wishes)

#i kinda understand why they won't #give mfy eyes on her body i mean #like the actual dodomeki #but you know #the potential is there for eye body horror ohhhh it gives me the chills just thinking abt it #i've seen one already and holy shit #宵朝.txt

[akkivee]

The Rosho Special☆ Cream of the Crop Curry: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Sasara: Oh, you’ve really been cookin’!

Rei: That curry smell is really making me hungry!

Rosho: It’s a miracle I was able to even decipher what you meant in that text! Why am I the only one working on this??

Sasara: Don’t sweat the small stuff! Have you finished making our super interesting curry yet?

Rosho: I did my best to follow your recipe but…

Rei: Hm? You didn’t make a normal curry?

Sasara: Tut tut tut! You see, this curry was made with some special ingredients!

Rei: It looks brown like any other curry, so I can’t tell the difference.

Sasara: I’ll give you a hint! I was thinking of calling it, "This Curry's Got You Gigged!!" Setting off any bells??

Rei: You can’t be thing about… Actually, no, that hint was so stupid, I got nothing for you.

Sasara: Hey now!!

Rosho: I used flounder in the curry, but if you can’t tell that at a glance, that’s gotta mean your joke’s fallen flat, right?

Rei: The curry’s meant sell, so it should have a little more impact.

Sasara: I guess you’re right… It’s gotta be appealing televised too…

Rosho: Let’s take a moment to brainstorm.

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Sasara: *pops a cold one open* Man, nothing’s coming to mind at all…!

Rei: The theme you had settled on was, “A Bizarre Brown Curry,” right?

Rosho: We shouldn’t even try to be teeming with themes! It’s all about the flavours!!

Sasara: “Okra-zy Curry” doesn’t sound too bad!

Rosho: Okra me a river!!

Rei: How about “Kelp!! Addicted to Seaweed Curry”?

Rosho: Oh, now you’re just sailing on his coattails!

Sasasa: “Ya Kraken Me Up Squid Curry”!!

Rosho: Quit it with the seafood puns!! Geez, you’re not even trying to solve the root of the problem.

Sasara: Nyahaha…! No, yeah, you’re right.

Rei: But curry’s just curry, isn’t it? How can you even get someone to give a laugh at it at just a glance?

Rosho: How many times do I gotta say, that’s why we’re sittin’ around thinkin’ about it!!

Sasara: I think the alcohol’s getting to us~ Let’s get some food down, so we can sober up.

Rei: I agree. I’d like one order of flounder curry with rice!

Rosho: You takin’ my home as an izakaya?? Serve your own curry!!

Sasara: Phew whee, Mista Rosho here sure is stingy!

Rei: Well, sounds like I got no other choice.

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Rei: Hey, so this is getting annoying to handle, you mind if I use this whole pot?

Sasara: Rosho, whatcha want me to do with this bag?

Rosho: Shut up, the both of you!! For now, just bring everything to me.

Rei: And there. Rice is served~

Sasara: And here’s a bit of the curry to top it off!

Rosho: Oh yeah, we’re using this too!

Sasara: “A White Stew for Rice”? You brought out some boil in bag goods you had bagged up?

Rosho: A student of mine gave it to me as a souvenir from a Hokkaido trip. It apparently has some Hokkaido specialties in it.

Rei: Their milk is incredibly tasty. And so… *pours it in*

Rosho: Hey!!!! What the heck are you doing??

Rei: This is my specialty, “Stew On This Rice”!

Rosho: The bag wasn’t even boiled yet… I guess I’ll stick it in the microwave.

Sasara: Wait a sec!

Rosho: What are you making that serious face for?

Sasara: If it’s cream… How does “Cream Of The Crop Curry” sound??

Rei: Ohhh, we are aiming for something eye-catching but… Wait, actually, this might work.

Rosho: It’s more of a stew though…

Sasara: Let’s have a taste test first!

*microwave dings*

DH: *eats*

Sasara: Woah??? This creamy stew and rice pair together so well!!

Rei: And this white colour gives it quite the impact.

Sasara: This is it! This is the curry that’s going to carry Dotsuitare Hompo to victory!

Rosho: But this isn’t curry?? What do you mean we’re going to use a stew??

Rei: Why’re you fussing? All we have to do is say we made a white curry.

Rosho: Then how do you explain how we made it??

Rei: White curry does exist, you know. There are spices for it and everything. Curry connoisseurs would be familiar with it.

Sasara: Is that so?? Well, there you have it, Rosho! I’ll let you figure out what those spices are!

Rosho: No, you won’t!! Shouldn’t we all be trying to figure this out??

Rei: Ahaha! I believe you’ll figure it out somehow.

Sasara: Alright! “The Rosho Special☆ Cream of The Crop Curry” is definitely going to take us to the top!!

#sasara nurude #rosho tsutsujimori #rei amayado #dotsuitare hompo #hypmic #hypnosis mic #HOW DO DH TRANSLATORS DO IT I WAS MISERABLE TRYING TO MAKE THEIR STUPID PUNS WORK #a lot got lost in the sauce i'm sorry i'm not better at this lol 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ #first and foremost is that the title in romaji reads 'omoshiroi karee' #and that the word for 'white' is 'shiroi' #'omoshiroi' and 'shiroi' you see the pun right lmao #i decided to tl it as cream of the crop bc cream is a shade of white and it has milk lol win win i think #this whole thing was made of little puns like that i'll type them out if you ask but i won't in the tags lol #also if you've had a rice and chicken casserole add some curry spice to it and that is exactly this curry LMAO #i understand why rosho was concerned lmao but it was incredibly tasty lol #a very familiar tasting curry bc it tasted like a casserole but idk i kinda wanna dock points off for it lol #we'll see how it falls in the end lol #curry tl

[punctuation-completionist]

Holy shit I thought I'd seen the worst and laziest gimmick blogs already. Congrats on setting the bar even lower.

@#$_&-+()/*"':;!?,.~`|•√π÷ק∆£¢€¥^°={}\%©®™✓[] get a fucking job

jokes on you asshole, i am in school most of the day and have multiple hours of homework every night. i just ride the bus for two hours to and from school and know how to use a queue

and you? do you understand how much work i put into this blog? how much i've learned about various punctuation so that i—with time i could easily use doing something else i might add—can tell people about things that i find interesting? i doubt it because you just have a hate filled heart from what i can see, picking on blogs that you find lazy because you can't even bother to dig.

i would have just left this in the inbox; but i really do feel like showing everyone what a fool you are. i mean, come back when you know all the brackets and dashes and have read at least one book about punctuation and then you can talk about who's the "laziest gimmick blog"

and no, i am not justifying that keyboard smash of an attempt to get more punctuation. if you want to talk about lazy bud? take a look inwards, perhaps.

#ask tag #not counting #sorry guys for posting this i am just kinda irked that someone could do the laziest thing for punctuation and then accuse me of laziness #also. get a job? really? i am a student and i am already busy enough as is dude. and the only time i get to work on this stuff is like #when i am having bad executive dysfunction or i am hyperfixating on punctuation again or when i am on the bus #feel free to make fun of this asshole in the tags. they fucking deserve it. #laziest gimmick blog... i mean. okay? like i am not particularly unique? why me and not like. ampersand counter or whoever #yet again #sorry for putting this on your dashes. i mean i won't queue it because i don't think it should take up a queue slot #i just really want to show everyone. what an idiot #legit if this was a low effort blog‚ why would i have read so many books and academic papers and blog posts from specialists? #anyways. get on with your days. maybe after laughing at this chump who doesn't understand like. basic decency

[weaverofink]

“Would it make you happy? Really?”

Deity!Tikki AU-- Tikki can’t understand why someone wouldn’t want to be free and Plagg can’t understand why someone would choose to become someone they don’t recognize

#miraculous ladybug #deity!tikki au #deity!tikki #ml #plagg #tikki #trying something new on this one!!! #i wanted to make it look like an old stamp or a print or something #i kinda like it!! #but yeah this would be when tikki finally gets ahold of plagg #and can't understand why he doesn't want her to destroy the miraculous and set him free from the enchantment #she wants to be free. always has. but plagg calls her bluff #because what happens next? when the world is destroyed and every person that has wronged her is dead and they rule an empty planet #what then? will her anger be satisfied? will the emptiness inside her go away? will she stop feeling betrayed? #plagg has always been very blunt. he's not afraid to call her out on her bs #because he knows this won't help her. and it isn't what she actually wants #art #my art #weaverofink

[sskk-manifesto]

Atsushi's back in the game!!! ۶( ˆ o ˆ )

#And Kouyou!!!! #Also. I can say Steinbeck is kinda 👀👀👀 #King of the specific category of “I forget I like him until he's on screen” #I'm seriously unlocking memories with this rewatch. Like I haven't thought about it in two years– #but I just know when I was watching the anime for the first time I was being like #“Of COURSE the villains need to spend several minutes each episode explaining in detail how their own superpowers work so that the– #protagonists can get a perfect idea of how to best counter them. Why are villains made so freaking stupid in this show” aljhvwslchvqliyqwb #But. Eh. I guess that's just bsd to you. #Alsoooooo random thought of the day: I don't really favour how Tanizaki's ability was adapted in the anime. #I very well understand they were going for this green Matrix-like illusion effect‚ but every time someone says “... Snow?” #I'm like please explain where do you live that has snow glowing green. #Aamsjgvfaskjhfv sorry this is me being very. Cranky and nitpicky and having terrible audience etiquette in refusing to– #engage in suspension of disbelief. It just bugs me akvakcvqkyb I just feel like... Green is such a non-snow color– #that quite of completely disrupts the Light Snow / Sasame Yuki aesthetic. I would have liked it much better light blue or simply white. #What else. The way the Guild just goes on at stereotypes still troubles me a lot. The “usamericans can't be touched by laws– #because they use money to corrupt anyone” “foreign criminal organization come in our country to corrupt our pure and untouched soil” #Idk. Maybe all of it is true. Can it still be deemed a stereotype when it's objectively something that's happened before– #and will probably keep happening? #I suppose I'm just not a fan of the constant hostility against any foreigner. Idk. #This situation besides is extremely ironical. If you meet me irl it probably won't take long to see me being very outspoken about– #how much I despise usa cultural colonization of all other countries. It's something that really bothers me‚ how rooted and pervasive– #their influence is. So in a lot of ways I can relate to the author's sentiment #I just feel that. If you start treating them as stereotypes and ignore the complexity of a country and the wide spectrum of causes– #that contribute to its attitude in international relations. You end up practicing precisely what you're trying to criticize. #Okay this is the last time I'm getting into the politics of the Guild arc lol #random rambles #This time I took watching the episode slow I feel a little late

[extra-somethin-somethin]

hey so do you think wtv keiko had to deal with growing up with yusuke could be considered a type of parentification

#god chapters where barely anything happens except a character's realization about things can be hard ... #im writing another keiko pov chapter and it's hard because well!! #keiko was never really a main focus in the series and as time goes on she gets even less of a focus so i have to fill in these spots #in her personality and views that aren't really explored. im taking a lot of liberties lets say #and idek if it's gonna read as in character cos of that #anyway im tryna say that like. pre series keiko was basically this presence in yusuke's life and he saw her as a pain but he cared #she was there to scold him and cajole him into going to his classes and she was his only friend #now we know atsuko was negligent and idk how involved the yukimuras were in his life but i feel like keiko #whether directly or indirectly was given this duty like you have to keep him outta trouble #you're smart you're mature he needs someone like you. this responsibility just kind of put on her before she can understand the weight of i #and she can't really comprehend that weight until it's abruptly taken from her. yusuke dies and there's no one to shepherd #i feel like keiko should get to be mad about this. this realization of the nature of their dynamic. keiko planning things around yusuke #who's never done that in his life. not because he's purposely being thoughtless but bc he was never the one to have to plan #to think about what their future looks like. he just kinda drifted along and keiko tried to do damage control. it wasn't fair #yusuke is keeping secrets from her she is scared of high school and that he'll die again without her knowing why and it's unfair #so she should get to be mad also because girls getting to be mad is one of my favorite things 👍🏼 #the realization that yusuke won't be lost without her so she shouldn't hinge her life on the expectation that he will be #she worries about yusuke a lot i think. especially after he comes back from the dead. and i think kuwa's presence would help ease that #dread in her heart. it doesn't have to be just me. there's someone who can be there with him always and it doesn't have to be me #the guilty relief of not having to be the sacrifice. but kuwa doesn't mind so maybe it's okay this way #idk just rambles about my fic while i puzzle out how to word it #character analysis #yukimura keiko #yu yu hakusho

[myersesque]

so like. what is the general consensus abt getting gale's orb tattooed on u. bc i relate to him n his backstory a fuckton and Really Want It (no promises i'll listen to the general consensus, i just wanna know what it is)

#like. am i good to go or am i signing myself up for eternal fandom discourse #for the record what it represents in the story is kinda WHY i want it #i am very aware of what it means #again i find him super relatable to the point i cried through his entire quest lmao. watching his cutscenes sometimes feels like watching- #-myself from an outsider pov. #i think i want it so bad bc it's like. a physical metaphorical manifestation of that very real trauma feeling that we share #and representative of surviving and getting past the specific flavour of abuse that we both experienced #and also. chronically ill gang lmao #idk. it means a lot to me and it's sorta a darkly hopeful sorta symbol in my brain #not bc of mystra or netheril or whatever. bc of GALE #but again. if i'm going to be yelled at and told i don't understand his character if i do end up getting it #i want to at least be emotionally prepared for that #no guarantee i will get it. no guarantee i won't #i'm just thinking abt it n want input #og #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #id

[parlerenfleurs]

I am now on Duolingo, and I think this is my villain origin story. Not because I'm suffering or anything, I just absolutely enjoy being evil (ripping the first place spot from that one guy in my league who really, really wants to be first, but unfortunately for him I also really, really want to be first and enjoy the idea of ruining his day with my superiority).

#Bloom talks #Duolingo tales #also this isn't my first rodeo #while he's learning US english like a virgin in over there learning my third language like a chad #I understand why villains always laugh evily now #they enjoy themselves very much #hi yes my schedule is kinda too free these days how could you tell #ah yes also the language is mandarin chinese and I switched off the pinyin so I'm ALSO in extra hard mode BUT winning anyway #as we French people say: CHEH! #it's so french of me to feel like a chad about a measly third language when most people in the world casually speak #at least two or three #when I first learned english it was amazing for a french to be able to speak it but now it's becoming mainstream #I have to distinguish myself further #(but in truth I just really want to be able to read Mo Xiang Tong Xiu in the original language) #(that's still a long way off and I won't achieve that with just Duolingo but it's a start and I'm. determined.)

[pissfaggit]

Meeting Rick the Door technician is a harrowing enough experience as it is but this really just elevated it to a whole other level

#finished yesterday 👁️👄👁️ #and im moving into my own place tomorrow so i won't be able to use my sisters xbox anymore #so this is my last clip i swear xD #YOOOO dude that ending though... #ffffffuck #ive been listening to ghost star on youtube it was so haunting... #also... im about to be a typical pissy little star wars fan 4 a sec and bitch about a little detail #i kinda feel like it wouldve been better if bodes lightsaber wasnt red #like...hes not an inquisitor? if i understand correctly his deal with that isb officer was that #he would spy for him in exchange for hiding his identity from the empire/vader? #and also...even though he doesnt identify as a jedi anymore i dont think bode seea himself as a dark side user/sith #hes just a guy doing what he has to...so why would he bleed his crystal? #i wander what the orignal color was 👀 im kinda thinking purple would fit him #like a lighter purple #jedi survivor #jedi survivor spoilers #cal kestis #star wars #sir i protest i am not a merry man

[pluggedintosaverockandroll]

i love being queer i really do but my god it can be lonely sometimes

#my siblings are queer but other than that i don't have any close queer friends irl #i'm also not out to my parents #my sexuality they might understand but i'm bery certain they won't understand my gender #they love me but would they still love me if i told them who i am? #and like i really should worry about labels too much bc the word queer exists and that perfectly describes what i am #it just tells you that i'm not cis/het #i'm also not really out to my uni/dorm friends so yeah #they would probably be cool with that tho #(sexuality i mean gender idk bc idk how to explain my gender to people in dutch) #i'm not actively looking for a romantic relationship at the moment but like dating another queer perspn would make me a lot less lonely... #(kinda unrelated but i think i might be somewhere on the asexual spectrum ??? and possibly on the aromantic one as well ???) #this is why i love the word queer so much #it just tells you that i'm not cis/het #so like i rrally shouldn't worry about labels too much because the word queer perfectly describes what i am #queer #kj post

[mokeonn]

I'll make a post about it later but I swear the WORST advice I see being passed around in art circles is that art is a popularity contest and the only possible way to make money off of art, especially online, is to get popular first. Like that is BLATANTLY false.

The art community CONSTANTLY has to remind artists how damaging the numbers game is, and I think a huge reason why is because of how common a misconception it is that you have to be popular to make a living. It feels like the second I leave my specifically curated tumblr art community, I am bombarded with this idea.

#simon says #rant #delete later maybe #i made this bc I was watching a youtube video about how harmful fast fasion is for artists #and in the comments someone was talking about how they gave up on commissions bc no one ever bought them even though their prices were low #and someone responded by saying that the artist had to do youtube bc making a living was a popularity context #and I quote: 70% popularity 30% talent #and the first person said they were fucked because they had autism and social anxiety and couldn't do youtube #i instantly jumped in and made a long ass comment correcting this #giving advice on how to get more commissions and build an audience for themselves #while telling them that the person telling them it's about popularity is SUPER wrong #I now understand why there's ALWAYS a post about ignoring the numbers game getting popular #I totally fell into the same pitfall where I thought I had to get famous first before making a living #working with an artist as a studio assistant and deleting twitter has helped me stomp that mindset out #it's just not true yall. you don't need popularity you need passion #anyways I wanted to rant about this because I never realized that people were like... ACTUALLY telling young artists this #I thought that it was a mindset folks naturally fell into (like me) but it turns out people are just... blatently saying it #you're actively discouraging artists if you say shit like that btw #that's kinda why I decided to rant it just made me so mad like bro you are being a dick rn and preventing someone from creating #like the numbers game totally stops a lot of artists from creating what they like bc it won't do well #when you spread that idea that popularity is what makes an art career you are hurting so many artists #like I understand HOW the misconception starts and I understand where it comes from (once again been there done that still unlearning) #but don't spread that idea yall. it's just so shitty #anyways rant over uwu

[grimgummies]

YIPPEE MORTIS ANGST!!! :D

HELLO you want to see my poor son suffering,, Enduring the worst times of his life,, Dealing with everything he was put through on his own cuz he had literally NOBODY to go to

Because if so...

So do I lol

#Grim answers #Y'all I got so much Mortis lore I'm stuck between wanting to do things in order or just exploring random snippets of his life #I prolly won't touch on his childhood because like he had shitty parents and the idea of drawing that kinda stuff saddens me :( #(Also I don't have a kid Mortis design lol) #How would y'all feel about me just dropped Mortis lore occasionally in the form of text posts pff #I kinda need to update y'all anyway because I recently revamped his story #But there's one thing I can't decide on and it's whether he grew up in Italy or in Mexico #Ye he's Italian and Mexican (Italian mother Mexican father) #I was stuck on the country because I myself am Italian so I understand the culture better and I even went to Italy when I was younger #But Mexico is closer to America which would justify why his family moved there better I think #I lowkey wanted to base his family's experience on my own grandfather since he was an Italian immigrant (except he moved to Australia) #But I also want to try and write a character that has a stronger connection to a cultural background I don't quite understand so I can- #learn more about it #Y'know I feel like us Italians get enough rep anyways pff #Even then Mortis is still Italian AND Mexican #But ofc depending on whether he grew up in Italy or Mexico would influence which culture he was closer to since it would be the one- #surrounding him and his family #Like how I grew up in Australia #My family still held the Italian 'values' but I wasn't quite as knowledgeable on the culture #Not until I grew up and learned about it myself and from my dad at least #So ye still deciding

[murochico]

idunno how to explain to my wife that nbc hannibal is a really good show and it's way way deeper than "evil man rly good at being evil and eat people" without coming off like I'm begging to watch it again because I'm not, I can't. it ruins my brain in a way I can't explain, it taps into my paranoia in a very dangerous way to me - but that's also why it's good, it's really good. I enjoyed my time with it a lot, even if my mental health was deteriorating rapidly throughout the whole ordeal and if I could reset time and also have a mental shield, I'd love to watch it for the first time and then never again

#textony #as soon as I said it did me damage she kinda stopped wanting to listen and while I understand why #I still need to finish my thoughts the adhd won't let it go #really good show really good!!! if you're of sound mind I highly recommend it #I love the ending to s3 and I don't really know if there is a s4 but I hope there isn't. the story is over it should end there #anyway professes my love to an ex that is toxic to me but not toxic themselves #and that ex is nbc hannibal

[thenotsolittlelady]

Man, I wanna part of things but being part of things is exhausting and I just wanna sleep so wth can I do

#also the fear of my friends moving on without me cause it's too hard to keep in touch like I used to #and I couldn't blame them #but it also feels like I don't belong anywhere so I'm just kinda there trying to fit in #which is even more exhausting #and my brain just won't let me alone #and I don't understand why I can't fix my mental health #just so very very tired man #hoping my meds will do something this time

[just-miru]

ok so-

#apparently i won't have two different therapists as i first thought afahajhajhd #i have one silly therapist (A) and the other lady (B) is the person who will prescribe my meds when the time comes and stuff #i will also just have some kinda check ups at the end of each month with B and stuff #tho i don't understand why she didn't tell us that from the start- #anyway it's all good hehe #gotta go because car motion sickness makes tummy hurtie hurt ow ow ouch

[kindacreepy-kindaugly]

got really svicidal for a bit there oops

#doll #it's better now n i'm sedated it's fine #just got triggered pretty bad when i was already at a volatile place #idk why but i keep comin back to the thoughts of what if...mr. v still actually wants the kinda stuff he says he doesn't anymore? #n he's just sayin that to make me feel better or maybe he'll change his mind #or even if he doesn't i still feel like a lot of other people want to make me what i used to be #just a plaything without any wants or thoughts or boundaries of my own #it's no one specific but just these. people i feel are out there. #plus it's hard for me to understand why he loves me #the only lovable things about me i can think of are the old functions he doesn't want used anymore #servitude. fantasy fulfillment. or just a body to use however he pleases #n i'm scared he's gonna want me to do the stuff that makes me feel terrible. how's he suddenly not into that anymore?? #or then he wants it but doesn't bring it up cause he doesn't wanna pressure me but i hate that too i wanna please him i wanna make him happy #he says he can't blame me for havin a hard time trustin he won't change his mind again but idk #n he loves me so i guess there's gotta be somethin in me i can't see. can't pretend i know better than him #i'm really happy w/ him but sumtimes i see stuff that reminds me of how things used to be n it's hard to shake off #spdrvent