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pissfaggit · 11 months
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Meeting Rick the Door technician is a harrowing enough experience as it is but this really just elevated it to a whole other level
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tvgals · 9 months
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‘ ALL THESE WANNABE CHUN LI’S ‘
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synopsis : with spring approaching eren decides to throw a party at his family’s home with a big ass pool in the backyard. and with a party comes blooming relationships….maybe..
content below contains — stallion reader, munch jean, reader wears jewelry, BLACK !! reader, jean is an absolute fiend, modern! au — ENJOY . a collab with @cafesho 🫶🏾
march 23rd, 2023
is what your phone read when you tapped the screen, your eyes squinted and glossed over with morning tears. you can see all the text messages from the group chat you were in with all your friends. you saw that eren texted you separately so you choose to open it and are somewhat surprised by what the grey box read. ‘i got a friend i think you might like,’ you roll your eyes. eren always tried putting you on with dudes you weren’t interested in, sometimes they were intimidated by your height, feeling personally attacked and often tried to one-up you. other times, you were just as tall as them, but their personality threw everything off. ‘oh??? how tall is he?’ ‘like 6 foot smth’ you were somewhat interested, you couldn’t show it though. so you ended up just responding with a simple ‘okay’. you swipe out of you and eren’s chat and go into the groupchat, seeing messages about eren’s so-called “party” he's throwing today. you couldn’t help but groan. the thing about eren is that he loves his ass a party. whether it be a housewarming party, thanksgiving, hell, even a christmas party, best believe eren will make it his mission to make it a party. you lift yourself up and rub your eyes, your long arms stretching above your head. you roll out of bed and walk into your bathroom.
“i’m so tired.” you mumble to yourself. you pull and poke at your face in the mirror, trying to wake yourself up for the day. after you’ve finished all of your morning routine you pull your bonnet off and grab your brush, brushing through your lace front, holding the front of it to ease the pulling of your head. “damn!” you exclaim, your head jerking to the side due to your brush. you slam it down in frustration. “i’ll just worry about it later..” you grumble to yourself, looking around for an outfit you’d remembered just a few minutes ago. you throw on your brown and white letterman jacket along with your brown leather pants, pushing your feet into your white cement 3’s. you search around for your phone, and one you get ahold of it you call eren.
‘yoooo?’ eren woos.
“mikasa ‘nd them at the house?” you ask, sighing at the chip of your pinkie acrylic nail.
'yea hurry your ass up', you could hear the sound of muffled rap music playing in the background. Only Eren would host a party this early during the day. You roll your eyes and hang up, then you startup your pink car, a random RnB song continues playing where it left off and you pull out of your driveway and start speeding your way to Eren's house.
On the way there you start thinking up possible ways to turn down this mystery guy before he shames your height as you weren't exactly in the mood for that kind of bullshit today.
You pull up to the front of Eren's house and exit your car, the booming sound of some random rap song(u can choose if u like) greeting you and the scent of weed invading your nostrils. You heave a sigh and weave your way through the throngs of bodies littering his front lawn and to his front door. Inside was hot and stuffy. Over in the corner you could instantly spot Eren leaning against a wall with both his friends Armin and Mikasa on either side of him. You make your way towards him, ready to get this little matchmaker thing over with so you could at least make an effort to enjoy the party afterwards. Eren notices your appearance and gives you a side hug as a greeting.
'Alright where is he?'
'what're you so eager about?' he replies jokingly and releases you from the hug.
'I wanna go enjoy the party'
At that exact moment a familiar face makes its way over to where you, Eren and the others are standing.
Jean Kirstein. Campus fuckboy.
you watched as jean dapped up armin and eren and gave mikasa a hug. he stops at you, lips pursed together. you sigh.
jean looks over to eren and points at you. “this her?” he asks, a smirk on his face. your eyebrows furrowed together in confusion. he was talking like you weren’t even there! eren nods and jean turns to you again. “wassup, i’m jean.” he says, dappling you up and looking you up and down hungrily. “mhm, i know who you are.” you smile, watching eren, armin, and mikasa walk away, shooting grins your way. jean takes place from where eren was and watches as you scroll on your phone.
“you’re really..” jean starts, you roll your eyes and look at him. “tall? i know.” you say, putting your phone in your pocket as you start to walk away. jean follows after you and grabs your hand. “no, no. you’re really pretty.” jean says, pulling you into his body. you smirk and pat his chest, walking away with a sweet smile and a kiss to his cheek. the party went on like any other, people throwing ass, drinking, smoking weed, the whole thing. the end of the party was especially jean’s favorite.
“y/n!” jean calls out to you. you were saying your goodbyes to everyone and were walking to your car. you turn to jean with a “huh?” jean smiles and hands you his phone — the screen illuminated with his instagram handle. you roll your eyes and grin, pulling out your own phone. you typed it into your search bar and get in your car. “bye, jean.” you smile, revving up your car and driving away before he could say bye back. jean watched in awe as you drove away before him. he felt his phone buzz and he looked down with a notification from instagram.
‘y/nsinterlude started following you.’
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sparkanonymous · 4 months
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I didn't see! But episodes 7 and 8 got uploaded! YES!! Time for some more notes!
⚠️ Total Drama Reboot Season 2 Spoilers Below ⚠️
Episode 7
Damn, Priya has some muscle to catch Caleb.
Why did Zee sound different? Am I going crazy? Also, why was he watching them?
I'm... I'm sorry? JULIA, MK, your gay. Is. Showing! Holy fuck.
Damien teaching a squirrel how to finger gun.
YES, DAMIEN FOUND THE IDOL.
Chris did not hesitate to traumatize the campers. Fake killing his husband? No.
Why did they bring back the "is it real or is it cake" thing? I thought that trend ended years ago.
Look, I understand we need more interactions from the campers, but I always hated when the teacher would pick who we would work with.
Julia and MK just... they won't stop flirting.
Ah, so we have Zeemien and Priyaleb as a team. Perfect! (This is not sarcasm. I actually quite like it.)
So, for Chris to choose the teams, that just means that he's picking all the characters that have already interacted? That's pretty fucking lame. We needed some new interactions. I'm assuming that they did this just because there would've been practically nothing to work off of, though.
Wait, so when did Wayne and Raj figure out that Julia was behind Bowie's elimination? Did I miss something?
I like how Raj and Wayne just immediately accepted that Julia was just a part of their team and then immediately started torturing her by ping pong-ing her between their chests. Their dynamic is everything.
YOOOO OWEN!!
I'm so glad to see him, but he really should've gotten a different design. Also, I thought that these were two separate realities?
Oh, who fucking cares? IT'S OWEN!
I'm so happy to see Priya's knowledge on the show get used again, but why would she have studied Owen's moves in particular? Maybe she means his personality? Like, they're both pretty friendly. He was kind of a dumbass, though, as evident by the next scene.
Dawg, it's obviously cake. You of all characters would be the first to figure that out.
Owen's voice sounds kind of different. Like... it sounds younger. Did he change VAs? I'm going crazy, aren't I?
Ripper doggy paddling.
Both Wayne and Raj do not hesitate to beat up other contestants. Wayne might not understand what a battle cry is, but he charged at Priya and smacked her pretty good. Raj's kick could have probably broken MK's jaw if he had kicked just a tiny bit harder.
Holy shit, Damien could've killed Wayne had he not aimed correctly. He didn't even seem hesitant, either. That was a trident, dude!
Oh my god... a "This is Sparta" reference in 2023?
Julia kicking Raj and Wayne off the boat because of their dumbassery.
Damn, raw ingredients?
Raj and Wayne
Poor Chef.
"Very good, Owen; that IS the sound a doggy makes!" LMAO
THE FUCKING HANDPRINTS ON AXEL AND RIPPER.
Raj and Wayne... is it gonna be another double elimination with these two? They're basically asking to get voted off at this point, my god.
Yeah. I like Wayne and Raj. But yell at them, Julia!
Owen listening to the confessionals.
Chef showing his cooking knowledge. Look, he might make disgusting food, but he still knows something about cooking.
I like how MK and Julia are both suffering on separate teams, especially after that fruity ass scene at the beginning of the episode.
Wayne apparently knowing something about chickens. Interesting!
More bird trauma for the hockey bros.
The sad way Julia said MK when she sicked Owen on her.
Poor Raj and Wayne.
Axel, Ripper, wtf
PRIYA, WTF
Chef was so excited to help MK, and then he doesn't even help.
Actually, I hope Axel and Ripper are the double elimination. This is disturbing.
I'm sorry, MK did WHAT to fix her brother's posture? That was a fucking STICK in a CAKE.
Julia is such a kiss ass.
Caleb being smart.
"I don't know which Chris to eat!"
Damn, Damien is good at cake sculpting. He's still a kiss ass, but considering he's probably never sculpted a cake before...
MK foreshadowing killing Chris.
Owen taking cake Chef home with him... it's just canon.
"I biffed it good today." "Well, as long as you know."
Wait, Axel got eliminated? Not Ripper? After the whole sweat thing.
No, Axel and Ripper break up? Ripper sounded so fucking genuinely upset.
WAIT THEY ACTUALLY GOT DOUBLE ELIMINATED? Awesome?
Episode 8
Poor Damien. So desparate to keep the idol.
Caleb... running his fingers through her.
MK, why were you looking for Julia all morning? And why do you look so sad to think that Julia might be avoiding you?
What the hell, Zee? I want the girlfriends to talk, and you're back there eating your pants. :(
Zee, you really did say too much. MK and Julia are going to destroy you, and then the rest of the camp.
What the hell? Julia and MK trying to scare the secret out of him.
"Zee, I need to tell you something." "Please don't." "It's about Caleb!" "No, I don't wanna know-" The delivery from Zee, LMAO
Priya is so cute. But Zee is clearly struggling, girl. Poor Zee.
Zee, at least grab another pair of pants to put on your ass.
THE IZZY CUT OUT RIGHT AFTER THE OWEN EPISODE.
Julia able to carry the giant coin, but MK not being able to. MK is so unathletic. I'm actually kinda glad to see that diversity.
Priya obsessively brushing her teeth just to prepare for a possible kiss from Caleb...
Wayne and Raj unintentionally making the game so much more difficult.
Caleb catching the rock to save Priya. The timing to move for the kiss was a little too quick, though. And then she gets crushed by rocks. If they treated this like Raj and Wayne's injuries from last season, she'd be going home with a concussion and casts, but I know they won't.
Zee, don't fall for Julia's fake concern!
The fucking glare he sent Julia after stuffing a squirrel in his mouth. He knew what she was trying to get out of him.
Raj, you would've heard him falling.
"Why does it feel like something terrible is about to happen?" "Yeah, Chris's face gives everyone that feeling." LMAO Caleb serving something here.
"That looks... not safe." Caleb, nothing in Total Drama is safe.
"Relax, rabbits are supposed to jump." "... not that high."
Raj, just put your coin in the slot. "If you want me to go ahead without you, say nothing!" Well... at least that was resolved lol
Wayne, where are you going? Also, surfer Wayne. Canon.
Caleb calling Priya his girl. Possessive? Yes. Is it still cute? Also yes.
Zee using a fucking tire to block his mouth.
Julia's fucking evil face when Zee ran past.
Raj landing on the table in front of Chef and Chris.
"Did I win?" "No! And where is Wayne?!" He sounded so genuinely concerned.
DAMIEN WITHOUT HIS HAT.
I really don't like the music that keeps getting played when Caleb and Priya are about to kiss. What happened to the original romance que from Total Drama Island? That was WAY better.
Duncan and Courtney posters? They're REALLY trying to bring the nostalgia back. "The OG power couple." Yeah, maybe in the first season. After that, they were the absolute worst. (I'm kind of a Duncney hater.)
Poor Damien. They're playing on his trauma with Scary Girl :(
"Would that be good or bad?" "It can be both! That's what makes this show so magical!" He knows.
Also, why would Chef allow Chris to add the jackhammer bit? That is obviously dangerous, and he wouldn't have allowed these campers to go through that last season...
"Thanks for the ride!" "Reeeeal fresh this week." I'm loving this episode.
MK's a gamer girl? Does that mean she'll be Julia's gamer girlfriend?
MK lunging forward to bit Caleb's calf... I'm sorry, who did you say was an animal, MK?
Poor Wayne.
The overdramatic kissing scene... ugh, I hate it.
Damien celebrating Priya and Caleb finally kissing. He wasn't paying attention that much throughout the season, nor has he really interacted with either of them, but he's still such a sweetheart.
Asexual MK?
NO, ZEE!
Zeemien break up.
ZEE SHUT THE FUCK UP. Okay, he's getting eliminated.
Wait, why is Raj a hockey bag sniffer? ... We just gonna skip by that? ... Okay...
Damien, you're the neat freak. What the hell.
Chris, Chef... WHY ARE YOU TELLING SECRETS TO YOUR COMPETITORS. LMFAO
Why did anyone tell Zee their secrets? Most of them don't even hang out, nor would have told a soul those things. What?
CHRIS TRYING TO TAKE THE CAMERA FROM THE CAMERA MAN. Okay, that's fucking hilarious.
All of them glaring at Caleb. That's awesome.
Caleb, you ran after Priya. You had plenty of time to explain yourself, especially since it was still day, and the campfire doesn't happen until night.
AND THEY ALL HATE ZEE.
Julia, you're no better.
They put more marshmallows on the platter just to throw more at Priya.
Okay, at least Caleb is still here. At least for another episode. More drama.
Aight, that's it. I really hope the next episodes have fewer problems coming out next week.
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So I made myself wait to watch the witchcraft smp finale till all the povs were out, which means I waited for Cleo to upload and also my college decided to allow offline/traditional classes to be back so it took me a bit longer to finally sit down and watch the povs. So here is some of my thoughts while watching the witchcraft smp finale episodes:
(Spoiler warning)
17/04
Lauren:
-Yeah Lauren you kinda did drop the whole competition just to vibe, but that's okay I still love you!
-Omg her wings look like thicc slices of bread!!And the colors of it are real pretty
-Yeah Joey!!! You were the worst best friend ever, screw you!
-Scott to the rescue!!!!
-YOOOO Joey's out first!!!!!
-CLEO NOO!!
-Hi supreme Lizzie
-Scott's the new supreme!!!
-Oh yeah they all do have her autograph in a way huh?
-Everyone reaction to finding out Cleo was an undead this whole time is really funny
-OH I KNEW THE DEMON WOULD BE BACK TOO!!!!
-Lauren just dipped lmao?!?!??
Eloise:
-The "Yep that's me, you are probably wondering how I got here." Bit to start the episode was good
-Training montage
-Damm Shellby's strong af, she really giving them a hard time
-Ohhh her artifact exploded on her because of the reset, alright that makes a bit more sense
-Oh she skipped the demon fight hmm
-Lol she became a witch content creator after the competitions?!
-Oli and Sausage got bailed out by El
-They made wcsmp's version of love or host lol
-Did she steal a award!?
-Someone get Scott I found his supreme crown
Joey:
-Oh that ice blast spell is cool(pun wasn't intended)
-Bro not the Stacy callback!!
-Cleo's time freeze ability <3
-Okay demon battle time
-Gods why was it that Joey give the "If we work together we can defeat the villian." Speech, it's not at all a thing his character would say
-Bro the demon's not even taking any damage lmao
-Scott's new to his supreme witch powers leave him alone
-Dude what home the mages won't accept you ba- oh that one right...
-I mean yeah screw those ice mages and all that but how is Joey's story gonna end now?
-You don't have any best friends le- oh yeah Tiff would be your best friend after all the demonic and botania stuff the both of you bonded over
-Where's Tiff?! Did mother earth take her back or smth?!
-No Joey she couldn't have gone through the elf portal, she has told you before that the portal works only one wa- aphgkgdj?!SURE JUST GO IN JOEY BYE WITCH!!!
18/04
Prismarina:
-Okay so at this point I'm pretty sure that there many chests in the area but not all of them have stuff in them and are there for decor
-Where did that blaze come from?!
-Lmao Cleo saying "Do we have a cool name?"
-Cleo and Scott are not giving Pris a chance to breath lol
-"I can't see it but I'll pretend I do"
-Bertha's curse got broken!!(see Bertha you didn't even have to bring back your dead sister and the demon she took down with her to break your curse you just had to wait)
-Is Bertha immortal?? Also do they not have a job outside of being the supreme witch competitions referee(???)
-Is Mertha's curse also broken now?
-Lol the demon fight crashed Pris' computer
-ARE BERTHA AND MERTHA ENGAGED NOW?!??!
-Is Pris a siren of some kind?
-Oh her dead sister is there, I'm going to assume that's her spirit coming for a visit or something
Shubble:
-Oooo we are finally meeting this "she" Shubble keeps mentioning
-My girl saw the weird dead deer skulls and said "Ew"
-*Big gasp* *choking noises* *literally dying* *it was nice knowing you*
-*In a nerd voice*Uhmm actually those look like shiny charizard wings thank you very much
-Her immediate respons to seeing Cleo was zap-teleport out of there
-Love how Tiff, Shubble and Pris are just watching Lauren and Joey "attacking" eachother
-Shubble leaving the scene when Scott shows up lol
-I love hduo, found sisters <3
-So is Tiff's first death not counted?
-"He is already dead let it go" SHELLBY?!!?!!!KAGLZHSK
-Why is it always these 2 in a fight to death
-Oh she just flew away?!!
-"Aren't you like dead though?" Shellby you need to stop!!kdhdhchbj
-Oh come on!! We are not meeting "her" aww man :(
Cupquake:
-Witch Tiff's grandma used to make nightsade berry pies. Good fact to know
-Oop the Bertha clone is back
-Oh her sneaking behind Cleo was so cool
-"Our leader!"
-"Yeah I want a piece of that. Equality!"
-The voices are back
-Oh, so she did went through the portal...huh
-This is just a random thought, but are we getting a fairies smp next? Cause I feel as though both witch!Tiff and witch!Joey 's stories are meant to continue in a way? Guess we'll have to wait and see
Cleo:
-Oh this is the longest episode, kinda nervous...
-The voices of all the Cleo's?! Excuse me?!??
-Gods, to get any of the end armor set pieces is so expensive
-Oh here is Pris making her amends, yeah I know this already I watched Pris' pov
-"I'M YOUR MAKER!" It's great to finally understand what she said at that time
-Yeah, I think "the coven" does sound cool and ominous
-Did Cleo just pledge herself to Scott? I-yo-I can't understand what their saying from everyone talking over eachother
-Damm has she not liked any part of being a time witch...
-All the skins!!
-And she's human again!
-"And they lived happily ever after." That's a poetic end to Cleo's story. Since she did introduce us to her character with "once/twice a upon a time" and had kind of a storybook structure from then on
19/04
Scott:
-He sounds so annoyed that he's only allowed to take 20 items with him lol
-I don't like how Scott said that he feels like he was going to "burst" and green particals started coming out of him...
-"Wow, you can't just say she's big!"
-"It encapsulates how weird and wonderful we are but it all still works together." Whatever you say new supreme!
-Frank and Agatha were in a 20 buck bet lol
-Agatha what other stuff is down in your secret lair??
-HES LOSING HIS POWERS TOO?!?!!
-Oh he is really going through with it!! Anything for his love ig
-HE DID IT!!!MILO IS BACK!!!!
-Oh he drowned to save Maxwell(I still don't know who that is. Their dog maybe)
-4 years?!
-Maxwell passed away a year later?!
-"Moonlight" "My little shadow" aww Milo is soo sweet, I love him already
-So he left the crown behind willingly. I mean I guess it make sense he just needed the power of the supreme witch to finally bring Milo back and since he lost all his powers he's not fit to have it anymore...
-Wait does this make Eloise the new supreme or do we need a new competition to be held pronto?!(in my opinion Shellby should be the new supreme cause she came in second place)
Bertha:
-So the supreme cursed Bertha and Mertha because she looked into the future and saw terrible things were to happen if anyone else were to become the supreme witch? Yeah that's fair ig :/
-Oh wow that was a quick forgivness lol
-Mertha did get the worst of it
-Her nap got interrupted that's so rude
-Time for the supreme games to begin!! But were skipping that probably cause I already watched it 8 times before this
-Oh quick run down of the events?! Sure...
-Oi!! That's so mean to Lauren she did her best!!
-That was an accident though!
-Oh when Joey asked to break the crown to have all of the being the supreme witch Bertha said "Me too?" Hehe
-Where is Mertha?!
-All "-ertha named" mobs lol
-I'm getting nervous, where is Mertha?!
-Why was she on top of a ice mountain?!
-Mertha's uncursed!!
-"666 hours later" sihdudynxtwhAT!?!
-WHY IS EVERYONE GOING THROUGH THAT DAMM PORTAL!??!!?
-Also why were you 2 spying on Joey and how did he not see the 2 of them, they're not hiding all that well
-They have a witch police?!
-Oh Mertha looks so sad waiting for Bertha...
-"Bertha will return" well yeah I sure hope she does!
And just like that it's over...how do I feel about it? Well...I think the smp had a strong start and a strong middle the ending though...is fine I guess...just wasn't my cup of tea, but I still liked the smp
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the-jnadf-man · 4 months
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VIOLENCE THOUGHTS (Nobody asked but here goes anyway :))
7-1!
"Aw man can't wait to OH SHIT FLASHBANG"
"Where the fuck am I going" *spends like 3 minutes running in circles*
"FAST FUCKING DOLLS! MURDER"
"Yo holy shit BIG MAN JUMPSCARE! FOLLOW THAT BITCH IMMEDIATELY I WANT TO FIGHT IT"
"Oh hey Maurice"
*Spends another 3 minutes running in circles*
"Why is it so dark"
"Oh ye gods it's" *Points dramatically* "MINOS' WILD RIDE 2!"
"Oh I get to fight people on the rollercoaster? REAL SHIT? AW YEAH I LOVE IT WHEN THE GOONS ARRIVE ON CARTS" *Proceeds to fall off cart due to hands shaking from excitement*
"I GET TO FIGHT BIG MAN ON DA CART?! YES YES YES YES YEW"
"Boy that is a MICROSCOPIC hitbox"
"Oh sweet another goon"
*Wins on round 2* "That was a fun fight"
*House of Leaves reference comes back for round 3* OH SHIT OF FUCK NONONO
"That bitch has a Panopticon hammer?? That's really cool!"
*Wins* Aw naur Big Man fucking dieded :("
*Reads lore entry* "So this is illiteracy. I don't care for it.
*Reads more* *Starts crying inside* "MINOS WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GET YOUR DOG"
7-2!
"YO ITS A DA GUTS MAN"
*Performs victory dance* "Oh they EXPLODE when you Goomba stomp their corpse okay cool I guess.
"Is that the fucking Big Ben"
"Why are the Mannequins in here. Are they made of the British??"
*Fails to notice the train. Tram. The thing you put the bomb on.* *Runs into the Guttertank instead* "Oh what is THAT" *Dies*
*Wins round 2* "Shit's crazy" *Almost dies to landmine* "Shit's crazy!"
*FAILS to notice red skull place location* "Okay better follow these tracks"
"Oh there's a hole in this building" *Lose shit and get very scared of the Under Construction sign*
"Okay where get bigger boom though" *Spends like 7 minutes accomplishing nothing whatsoever*
*Friend in VC tells me to put the nuke on the train* "What fucking train???"
*Backtracks after another 4 minutes of confusion* "Wow."
*Finishes level with some difficulties* "That took almost half an hour. Man. That's kinda sad."
*Reads Guttertank lore (And name)* "GUTSMAN TANK CANON"
*Laughs at Faust Panzer for like five minutes with friends*
7-3!
"Oh okay these are some funky-ass trees"
"Mmmm yes the Mannequins LIKE the dark spooky forest where they kill people. Definitely made of The British."
"Yoooo I get to feed the tree"
"What's up with these funky blood men???"
"Oh okay guess this is happening now"
"They upgraded the blood men????"
"Oh that is. EVERY all of the bad guys???" *Does not notice dual wield*
*Finishes level, somehow gets an S* "That sure was a thing I just did."
7-4!
"Oh no this passage is made for short people. Guess I'll have to go back inside."
"BIG FUCKING DUDE"
"Holy shit it's the it the its its IT'S THE FUCKING MARIO GALAXY BOSS"
*Opens blood waterfalls* "Oh no it's the plague! We've released the plague rats!"
"IT'S THE FUCKING- THE HALBERD'S DEFENSE SYSTEMS ARE DOWN WHERE'D THE BIG FUCKING LOBTER GO"
*Gets stuck in rising blood, mashing jump button, getting bullied by friends for dying* "The game just did not bloody let me jump :("
"Oh sweet it's Mother Brain with Star Dream's lasers" *Dies x3*
"I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE"
*Proceeds to die to environment during escape sequence, more friendly(???) (I cannot tell at the best of times, but I assume yes) bullying from friends (Mostly the one person)* ":("
"YOOO BIGGER MAN EXPLODEAD"
*Finishes level* 10/10! *Internet fucking. Dies??* "Yeah seems like a good spot to end on"
*Reads Earthmover's lore* Mmmm, robot giraffe bad, gotcha.*
*The next day* *Reading TVTropes* "THUS THEY HAVE BEEN CHRISTENED!
BENJAMIN!"
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blupengu · 5 months
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Oh boy oh boy I finished Yves’s route…! Spoilers under the cut as usual!
👁️👄👁️ bruh
Okay one thing at a time! First off - Hugo is SO Yvesexual oh my god?? Bro just confess already please I’m sorry Ceres is getting in the way! “Partner” pffft yeah okay mister “I literally died from feeling too much love” sure, I hope we all find our own Hugo one day 😂
Also while all the CGs were beautiful in this route (oh his mask coming off, oh him crying in the corner, aaah the one with him sobbing into Ceres 😭 probably the best kiss CG even though it’s just like.. on the cheek LOL), can we talk about Yves’s hair-down sprite? Like… what is that. What happened? Yves honey who did your hair? Did you shred it with your sword yourself?? I would normally brush it off if it just looked a little odd, but Mathis, Lucas, and Ankou all have perfectly normal looking long hair (even Scien’s looks more normal) so clearly this was a choice. But it was a bad choice sorry my boy 💀
Now back to the route itself, I really liked it overall! Yves and Ceres I think have had the best romantic relationship build up (even if they both desperately need therapy). I just gotta yell out some feelings as if this is a liveblog lmao
The way I gasped when Dahut and Nadia showed up? Seriously I did not expect these two to steal my heart so much?? They’re truly a balm for my soul… Any time Dahut shows up now I’m like OH THANK GOD someone who doesn’t need therapy 😩
So… the science in his game has always been *hand wavey* and I think I’m generally good at just going with the flow in fictional stories, but like……… HUH??? Bruh I had to put down my controller and just stare at the screen for a hot second. We’re part flower - aight cool cool anime shit sure whatever. Their genes are different colors - uhhhh… okay, sure I guess? A pair of chromosomes are killed each year and that’s why everyone dies when they turn 23 - HOLD UP WHAT NOW??? Yoooo that’s actually hilarious it made me bust out laughing 😂 (I also still don’t understand why Yves’s family didn’t just tell Scien or someone about the fact that it was the toxins in the soil killing people?? Like bruh)
The whole “relivers can’t learn or change so people can’t even switch careers because their bodies don’t change” thing is also so dumb. Like… what does that even mean? If you worked out would you not gain muscle?? Practicing something wouldn’t help?? What about Hugo going from someone who didn’t have to work a day in his life to one of the best fighters just behind Yves and Adolphe in the Corps after he had become a reliver??? Ah nono don’t think about the science, don’t think about the science… 😩
I did very much love our boys banding together at the end though! If only it was against the mcfucking Royal family and Capucine (and whoever this mysterious “sponsor” is) instead of against Scien… dude I support your experiments, they really should’ve just let us die this time LOL (very glad Capucine got his ass handed to him though, god I hate Capucine… even though he’s kinda pretty, he’s not Jean levels of pretty enough to make me not hate him, especially after Nadia 😂 thank you Scien)
Also I’m sorry I went very feral with Lucas breaking free and showing up to help, especially in the Bourreau outfit in front of Yves and Adolphe!! Yaaas baby go use your superhuman strength to kill everyone, you’re doing great sweetie, SLAY!!! (literally) 😩😂 I really uwu-ed when Dahut was like, yeah I look up to Lucas so I’m kinda pissed at you Scien (best adult boy)… why do I feel like he’s gonna have a better chance at a happier end in Yves’s route than his own fucking salvation end lmao
And final thoughts, where was Ankou at the end?? I loved that he showed up to help Yves and he was the one to give him his mask, but buddy where did you go at the end??? Is there some multiverse or time travel shit going on???? Ceres really decided to follow in the footsteps of Lucas’s despair end with Yves though huh… 👁️👄👁️ sweetie I’m so sorry we really turned you in BBQ, a burnt chicken nugget, fire emblem Sigurd 💀 LMAO
Can’t wait to get into Le Salut!!
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(But really why did Yves get 5 chapters when everyone else got 4… is it because he’s poster boy…? It’s because he’s poster boy isn’t it…)
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ateezivy · 2 years
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a to z with ivy
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buckle in…
a
‘aye! shut up’
‘all of my energy went into this!’ (points camera to a small cake)
b
‘but hongjoong doesn’t care!’ (whining like a child)
‘BABY ITS COLD OUTSIIIIIDDDEEEE’ (every winter…)
c
‘can you puh-lease shut up’
‘cardi b’ (sleep talking ???)
d
‘dude, can you not!’
‘daddy in the sky’ (praying?)
e
‘eggies eggies’
‘end of story! whore!’
f
‘fffffuuuuu-dge’
‘frick you prick’
g
‘good day good fellow’
‘god is watching’ (literally screaming)
h
‘hey, so i kinda did an oopsie…’
‘half a heart is by far the best 1d song!’ (1d stan)
i
‘if i jump on him, and kill him, how much trouble would i be in?’
‘it’s the circle of life wooyoung, it’s not supposed to make sense’ (she has a point…)
j
‘just say you were hanging out with me’ (she does this to cover the boys up when they f up😭)
‘jesus turned water to wine, but drinking alcohol is a sin. so who’s the real sinner here ??’
k
‘kay, i’m going to bed…’ (that live where they were talking about butts)
‘katy perry kissed a girl so why can’t i?!’
l
‘love me like you doooo’
‘lady bits?’ (why? no clue)
m
‘mmmmmmm no’
‘mommy? WHAT?!’ (someone called her mommy during a concert)
n
‘no more butt talk!’
‘niall horan, if you’re watching, i love you’
o
‘oh great, you got san talking again’ (save her)
‘only i can touch mingi’s butt, back off’
p
‘pop goes the weasel’
‘popcorn from the movies is just better, common sense’
q
‘quality’ (holding up a mcdonald’s chicken nugget’
‘quick! run!’ (running from hj probably)
r
‘really though, why are you like this’ (she’s talking to wooyoung)
‘right so, i don’t care’
s
‘sun is bright today’
‘single ladiesssss’ (she’s drunk)
t
‘tits’
‘time management is not my forte’
u
‘uvul-yuhhhh’
‘undres- watch yourself’ (she sees some weird ass comments)
v
‘very not yummy’
‘vitamin time’
w
‘watermelon?!’
‘when? where? who? NO!’
x
‘x-ray’s are so weird’
‘xoxo, no’
y
‘you silly silly boy’ (probably talking to jongho)
‘yoooo’
z
‘ZEBRA’s !!!!’
‘zoom zoom baby’
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youwontdie · 10 months
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well first and foremost: 🎀 if you haven't gotten her yet lol
☀️🦷 and 📞as well
i did actually get elizabeth instantly no surprise there ahaha . i DO think about these guys so much though so,
cassidy:
- full name cassandra miller. its funny to me
- ofc u have pronouns. it/its or just none at all really
- this thing is mixed korean :o]
- literally just turned fifteen the day of cassidys death
- GOLDENDUO! bv/joseph is cassidys little brother thing forever.
- has poliosis and vitiligo ....... and the tism......
- cassidy is a weirdo. like in an extremely traumatized way. most of cassidys motivation comes from deeply ingrained religious trauma pertaining to the ideas that forgiveness is worthless and everyone's damned anyway
- does not think its a person. the it/its is derogatory 😔
- very formal and composed, but tries way too hard to seem intimidating. it usually works, but when compared to joseph who is like infinitely scarier when he wants to be its literally nothing lmao
- it and charlie did ucn together . though after a while charlie decided they'd lingered long enough while cassidy wanted to keep taking revenge for literally ever. they kind of hate each other but they're kind of best friends etc etc
- somebody send cassidy to therapy now
jeremy f:
- full name jeremy jesse fitzgerald
- 42 when he died
- okay here's where stuff gets weird. jeremy was not the bite of '87 victim in my au. he got mauled during the night shift and ended up in the hospital for a while
- still died though. became a loose poltergeist and was like YOOOO
- he deliberately breaks ghost rules he hops from foxy variant to foxy variant and he has the time of his life and thats his entire character
- jeremy so just sticks with lolbit though. i dont know why. it was the funniest option imaginable.
phone guy:
- full name scott peter garinger
- about like 22 when he died?
- family with the other phone people. phone dude is his twin brother, tape girl is their niece :o]
- genuinely just ur everyday nerd freak. glasses more duct tape than frame. stupid sweater vest
- he's been with fazent for. a while. he had like a summer job at fredbears, was a manager at fnaf2, that kinda thing. he used to really love the whole concept but the murders and bites and maulings really put a damper on it
- he took the night shift at fnaf1 because he felt Guilty and he didnt want to be in charge anymore. he was going to quit and then he died lawl
- he does stick around as a ghost though. this is where it gets silly
- he just straight up possesses the spare suit with his corpse in it and is like Alright man. I guess. ditches freddys with mike schmidt (they r friends ok.) hides out in an abandoned convenience store literally across the street from it
- and then that's literally it. for like 40 years. he minds his fucking business until Gregory Security Breach decides to squat in the convenience store too and uh
- worst found family ensues. thats why gregory trusts glam freddy so much its silly
- my au is completely founded on what's the funniest thing to make happen while still taking it entirely SERIOUSLY
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termagax · 10 months
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YOOOO confession hour again? i think last time i talked about my weird thing with my straight friend im super physically close/cuddly with and how i kind of would totally have been down to fuck him but hes straight and has a girlfriend. WELL. (inhales deeply)
i ended up spending a weekend at his place so we could go to this weekend event together and i was sleeping in his bed w him and well i shant get into the details but we did end up having sex. like. three times. AND I COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME figure out why he actually did any of it bc i thought the sexual tension stuff was all in my head and i mean i Am trans (ftm) but ik he sees me the same as any of our other guy friends and he doesnt like dudes at all. overall it was driving me insane (plus flipped some weird horny switch in my brain) for like two weeks i swear.
anyway i spent this past saturday night at his place too and we kind of fucked again but like bcos of the time we had both had to think about the last time it was a lot more sort of immediate "whyyy did we do that" bcos both of us knew damn well it was a bad idea already. and now i just feel super weird about it lmao. i kind of am so super tempted to ask if he would be okay with a sort of FWB arrangement because while i do still view him purely platonically i am also very into him physically and. sex with him was really fucking nice LMAO but also i am 99% sure he wouldnt be cool with any sort of ongoing thing bcos of his current relationship. i mean im friends with his girlfriend too and i think she would understand the way its not like a romantic/emotional thing for me but also she probably still doesnt want one of her friends fucking her boyfriend. and i dont want to fuck up our friendship by letting him Know that i still think about fucking him all the time and would do it again no hesitation LOL. im just losing my fucking mind (in a gay and horny way) basically. anyway SORRY for the giant wall of text in your inbox but i needed to yell about this a little bit. what getting dicked down does to a mfer 😔
GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THAT. if you want my advice its better to talk about it and set expectations than just continually keep fucking (esp if his gf isnt in the know) and regretting it. seriously good luck though godspeed
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moon-ursidae · 2 years
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GAME SESSION 5 RECAP
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i’m super sad to say that this might be the last session recap! i want to try to finish the game tonight bc i feel like i’m so close to the ending. idk what i’m gonna do with my life afterwards haha
i plan on writing a big post about my experience playing this game as a whole, and other thoughts i had other than me just writing down gibberish as i play lmao. i just love this game to fucking bits.
as per usual, spoilers for both games and the hbo series below!!
i genuinely am scared to finish this game bc it’s been the only thing that’s kept me going this week before the semester 😳
hours played: 3-4ish?
ALRIGHTY FOLKS! SHOWTIME!
alright so we’re at the section called highway exit
starting off in the stairwell directly after joel asked ellie if she really wanted to go through with this
“well i ain’t leavin without ya. let’s go wrap this up.” ALREADY STARTING OFF WITH A BANG HUH?
i love them.
this poor dude died on the shitter
elvis?? HAHA SORRY
“i’m sorry joel.” “that’s okay ellie.” 😭😭 AHH
i genuinely could not imagine losing your daughter like that, then having to move on so fast for your own survival. fucking insane.
and the piano in the back? so beautiful
SHE TOOK THE PICTURE OF SARAH AND JOEL😭😭
“well, no matter how hard you try, i guess you can’t escape from your past. thank you” AFTER HE TOOK A DEEP BREATH😭😭😭
oh my god that is very much a bloater
THERE ARE SO MANY?? WHY??
that had me C L E N C H I N G
“that’s something you can do when we’re done.” “what?” “teach me how to swim” “you got it.” go away i’m emotionally unstable
oh god it’s the hospital
every time they tell each other to be careful, specifically ellie telling joel to be careful and he ALWAYS reassures her. like just now i’m ferrying her across on the palette and she said “be careful” and joel responded “i gotcha” UGH my heart strings dude. they’re being tugged
joel pulling a nathan drake w the ladder breaking lmao
i’m amazed i figured out how to get across that fast
oh damn these are some rapids
i have an inkling something is going to give way and joel or ellie is going to be swept away by the current
“you’re gonna catch me?” “i got you” 😭😭
“see? you didn’t even need me” I’M GONNA CRY HE’S SUCH A DAAAAD
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY DUDE
OH MY GOD ELLIE NOO
HER JUST FLOATING STOP IT
OH MY GOD
HE’S AT GUNPOINT BUT STILL GIVING CPR OH MY GOD😭
“c’mon ellie” DESPERATELY GIVING CPR
NOOOOO FUCK THAT GUY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT
MARLENE!
“and ellie?” SUCH. A. DAD.
“it was her. she fought like hell to get here.” crying in da club
“maybe it was meant to be” yes that they bonded and became father and daughter. was absolutely meant to be i agree.
”take me to her.” “you don’t have to worry about her anymore. we’ll take ca-“ “i worry. just let me see her please.”😭😭😭😭
they’re so hopeful for a vaccine no matter what and he’s just so worried about ellie🥺
“find someone else” JOEL ANGY
aye! lay off my man here bro
yoooo i didn’t know marlene knew her that long!
“then why are you letting this happen?” the desperation and anger in his voice :(
“if he tries anything, shoot him.” marlene all due respect but i feel as though joel is the one that will be doing the shooting
THE WAY JOEL LOOKED BACK AT HIM AFTER HE WAS SHOVED 🫢
this dude is so fucked
BRO DO NOT F U C K WITH JOEL OH MY GOD
“i don’t have time for this” GODDAMN
this shit is so intense my hands are SWEATING and i only just cleared the first area of fireflies
the west wing? but i was taught by beauty and the beast to never go there! lmao
that guy coming out of the door scared the shit outta me
OOF this surgeon’s recording about ellie’s immunity and that it’s huge for the better of mankind
wait that would be abby’s dad then right??
damn. marlene’s recording. fucking crazy. i couldn’t imagine being joel though and getting confirmation that they HAVE to kill ellie to make a vaccine.
so in game, it’s april 28th. gotcha. noted
marlene talking about how they radioed in that they spotted an old man and a young girl 💀 joel’s not that old guys c’mon
“yea that’s it. i’m comin’ ellie.”😭😭😭
marlene’s voice recordings :(
she won’t kill joel bc he understands how difficult the choice is
and he’s kept her safe from boston to fucking utah. across the damn country
OH MY GOD THE SURGEON TEAM’S SHADOWS IN THE FUCKING WINDOW
jesus fuck bro
“sweet jesus.”
GUYS LOOK IT’S ABBY’S DAD
one choice and the second game would go SO differently dude.
god seeing ellie on the table hurts my soul
i’m hesitating shooting them dude holy fuck
i shot 2 of them i feel horrible i left the woman i feel horrible oh my god oh my god oh my god
i feel so fucking bad right now i feel so GUILTY
“come on babygirl” 😭😭😭
THE WAY THIS IS SO FULL CIRCLE
I KNOW JOEL IS HAVING FLASHBACKS RN I FEEL HORRIBLE
RUNNING FROM PEOPLE IN GEAR SHOOTING AT HIM WHILE CARRYING HIS DAUGHTER😭😭😭😭😭😭
this music dude. i’m gonna fucking cry.
joel keeps saying that he’s gonna get her out🥺
the way it just fucking cuts to the pov of him driving. insane.
“turn out there’s a bunch more like you ellie. people that’re immune. dozens actually.”
the way he stuttered after the shot of him shooting marlene AH
i kind of hate the way that he’s lying to her, but i understand. we see how it affects them once she learns the truth about what happened.
“i’m takin’ us home” 🥺🥺
“i’m sorry.” HE’S APOLOGIZING FOR SO MUCH THAT SHE ISN’T AWARE OF RIGHT NOW AND THAT UUUGH
i am indeed crying
“you’ll just come after her.” BRO. JOEL.
i fuckin- need a MINUTE bro
another outfit change slay sorry i felt like that was a big switch up from what just happened haha
oooooh i’m playing as ellie? this is weird
“sarah and i used to take hikes like this. i think the two of you would’ve been good friends.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
ELLIE AGREEING🥹😭😭
jackson!
the fucking music is making me emotional
“i struggled for a long time. surviving.” AND THEN RUBBING HIS WATCH I’M FUCKIN- I CANNOT DO THIS
THEM OPENING UP TO EACH OTHER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“swear to me. swear to me that everything you said about the fireflies is true.” UH OH.
“i swear.” i-
THE SHOT! THE FAMOUS ELLIE SHOT! AH!
“okay.”
CREDITS?
i- wh-
i’m just kinda sitting here frozen bc i don’t know what to do now
my life is so different now
there was a version of me before playing this game and now i’m here and do not know what to do
it’s bittersweet. i feel like a tightness in my chest bc i’m sad but a happiness as well bc this game was amazing.
chills. goosebumps all over my body.
i cannot believe this is over.
great i’m C R Y I N G now lmao
THE LAST OF US THEME PLAYING NOW YYYEEEAAAAAAAA
HER KNIFE IN THE WINDOW STOP. OH MY GOD.
i have so many things to say, so i’ll do a seperate post on that like i mentioned earlier.
all in all, jesus fucking christ.
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wildcatofgreen · 1 year
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@nightsky-blue-blur
Anooooother day of being lost on Mobius. It was comforting, coming back here as much as she did--but even with her recent gem developments she still barely knew how to control the damn thing. It still took her wherever it wanted to, at the end of the day.
Mobius seemed like it's favorite place, though.
And she was glad about that, at least. She liked Mobius... even if her recent learnings of it were uh... less than savory.
So, she walked! Strolled, galloped--whichever you call it. She did it just along a--holy shit it's Sonic.
Jump disc warp right in front of his face! She curled her tail around her leg to keep it from obviously wagging, as she held out a fist bump to the hedgehog.
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"Yoooo, my dude!!! How's it been, bro? Been a hot minute since I seen ya!"
And as soon as she said that she noticed just how different this Sonic looked from the other Sonics she's met. It wasn't too different--it was still Sonic, but...
It was different enough, y'know? Set off alarm bells.
The kind that say ''this probably isn't the sonic you know you dope.''
But she's in far too deep. She can just say it was a misunderstanding later, right?
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ka-go-me · 1 year
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GENERAL
Name: Meaghan Birthday: 10/19 Sexual Orientation: Pan Dad's Name: Richard (though it’s really Joseph it’s just he went by his middle name for most of my life; because his dad was named Joe, and he didn’t want to be called by his dad’s name) School Status: In college
YES/NO
Drink?: Very, very rarely.  Smoke?: HEeelllz no. I LIKE my lungs Eat cake?: Depends on the cake Believe in True Love?: Yes and no. Afraid of the dark?: Nope, I love the dark. Cat person: I own three, what do you think? lol Virgin?: Why do you need to know? xD
FAVORITES
Shampoo: Strawberry Suave Disney song: Part of Your World, Friend Like Me, Colors of the Wind Actress: Willa Holland, Billie Piper, Alex Kingston Car: Ferrari Person: My GF and my BFF Type of Weather: Hot, clear nights with bright stars Color: Lilac/Lavender  90s Sitcom: Will&Grace
QUESTIONS
What is your special talent/skill as a roleplayer? Playing Multiple muses all at once. x.x The most I’ve done is TEN all at once in one RP; in a CHAT ROOM role play game. 
What is your favorite type of roleplay genre, and why? Angsty drama and sometimes smut. Because I love the feeling of really wanting to find out what happens next--and how it’s all going to play out, and cause smut is just fun. xD
Why did you pick your muse? initially it was because our RP group wwaaaay back in the early 2000s didn’t have a Kagome, but we had everyone else. Including the obligatory OC. lol. So, I just picked her up to fill up our roster while I played Naraku, and she eventually just evolved into my main muse for the next--twenty years. xD;;; I feel old.
If you could write any other muse - but know you don't have the muse for him/her - who would it be? Meiou Setsuna, Sailor Pluto? I have a blog for her--and I have played as her--but I like--never really had the muse for her. lol. And Mayuri from Bleach. I have played him too--but never really had the muse for him. 
What is one thing you think you need to work on as a partner? I think--I need to work on RP ideas honestly...Twenty years and I feel like I’ve drained the tank for ideas...Which is sad! Cause I still want to play more, but my storyline ideas are minimal. And replying to some threads in a good amount of time...xD
What would be your warning label to other roleplayers? WARNING: She’s Not Exactly Canon
What is your favorite episode/scene of your muse? My fav episode is Kagome and Kikyou Alone in a Cave...Cause there needs to be MOAR KagKik in the world.  My favorite scene is this:
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What crack!ships do you have for your muse? Kikyou x Kagome yoooo!! ALL the way every day~! When I was younger I kinda liked a really freakin weird crossover ship of Kagome x Amon from Witch Hunter Robin  And.they was a thing in my RP for a little while...But then--my Inuyasha staked his claim-and that ended that. xD
What is your senpai blog for someone who plays the same muse as you? To be honest....? I’ve been playing Kagome so damn long I don’t know that I have one...There are a bunch of Kagome muses and muns that I love and adore like my twin sisters---Not that they’re on much any more or at all for some of them... sad panda but they are @greensunsct, @rebcrnmiko, @kaigashi, @kagomiko, @archeracrosstime, @birdccge, @moderndaymiko, @spiritedarcher​, and @timetossedmiko​. 💛💜💋 To all of you lovely ladies who have played the green miko, and played along with me as her, and been amazing in your interpretations of her!! 
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tagged by: No one, dude--I took it from a meme page.  tagging: @adversitybloomed, @akarxuu, @dualfated, @bemysclf, @sparesovereign, @inunomori, @atrxpine​
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having adhd is killer. i’m not saying that in the way that all the frat boys say to their buddies “yoooo dudeeeee that’s totally killerrrrr” i’m saying it in the way that it kills me. having adhd KILLS ME. i sat down to write, and automatically got distracted by seven diffrent things. i should probably write about life’s recent events. so yesterday was boring until i left my therapists office at 3:15. my boyfriend picked me up, he had no swim so he had the time, so we drove around for a while. he let me be on aux, even though he hates my music and all i wanted to listen too was radio head. i called my best friend, and then coincidentally drove past her and a car full of my friends and we all decided to hang out. i got in her car, and my boyfriend followed us to some pizza place because i had to be home earlier then the rest of them. and then his car exploded. right as we walk into the pizza place, some dude runs in and says “hey who drives the blue dodge outside, i just heard a bang, saw some liquid fly up, and then saw ur car smoking.” so obviously we run and check on his car. turns out his coolant thingy exploded. he’s always had a problem with it, so neither of us were too surprised. still, i ended up getting home at 4:30, leaving me to have 30 minutes to get ready for a spontaneous dinner with my dad he planned the day before. he picked me, my mother, and my brother up. which was weird. i was kind of zoned out for the dinner, i always am, i was pretty tired. i wish i wasn’t, i missed hearing my dad say he missed me and my brother a lot. i cried about that later. but it was weird, he was talking to my mom about his health in the car when we got out. she thinks he knows something we don’t, that he might be dying, because he’s never done anything like this. maybe the cancer has made him realize his mortality. i can’t believe it took that for him to realize that, i’ve known i’m going to die since 5th grade. it made me so anxious i tried to do it on my own terms every year after until my sophomore year in high school. very pathetic of me. i don’t really want my dad to die, but he’s already felt pretty dead to me for years so i’m not sure how much of a diffrence it’ll make for me. after he dropped me off, i went upstairs and read part of a book called “optimists die first”, i forgot who it’s by. i think the title is true, but the book reminded me that i hate reading. it’s nice that i’m a pessimist. just means ill live as long as i want. i’ll still probably die on my own terms i hope. then my boyfriend picked me up in his moms car. i like her car, it has seat warmers, and i have a problem with being perpetually cold. i think it’s because i’m secretly a ghost. we went to his house, and watched 500 days of summer. i hated it. it was just bad. i hated it so much. then something really weird happened. my best friend called me to let me know that not just one, not just two, but all four of the people who despise me, no longer do. so now i truly have no enemies. that gives me no satisfaction at all surprisingly, probably because i can’t seem to care about much. nothing has really been worth the time for a while. anyways, i spend the rest of the time i had at my boyfriend’s playing with his cat, who’s a black cat with a very similar personality to me. i think he’s a pessimist too. he doesn’t seem to like to do much except for sleep. just like me. but then my mom made me come home, so i went home, said hi to her, told her about having no more enemies, and then fell asleep. i’m getting picked up by 3 of my friends for lunch today, my best friend, my friend from my friend group, and a mutual friend of all of us. that’s gonna be kinda nice, but i also know ill be too exhausted to make too much conversation. i’ll probably spend the rest of my starbucks gift card today. they are coming out with lavender foam drinks this friday though, so maybe ill save it for those. anyways, im gonna take a nap in class right now. good night.
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and i'm doing good!! i have lowkey started school but also not because i have nothing to do except for one thing (which is studying for my ACT 😔😔) and it absolutely sucks and is giving me headaches already but other than that i'm having an alright time! i've been working on this website thing for an hour (and like. a couple weeks haha) trying to get a hang of html and css stuff and it's not too shabby looking rn ngl!!! like once all the designing of things is over all i have to do is just like. post things which is just crazy to me. like i made??? my own website??? and things CHANGE COLOR when u hover over them and i can make moving backgrounds... insane. i am loving it though!! like college major wise i think i am actually fine with choosing it like it's incapable of giving me a headache i'm so excited abt being able to Make Things and Do Things it's just So Cool
AHHHH good luck with the act you have got this friend <3 and YOOOO coding stuff that is very neat and very cool and i wish you the best of luck!! it looks very cool i like the color scheme and the fact that the title is HELLO MY DUDES it is very lovely :) i do not know coding stuff but it looks like you are doing a very good job with it it's awesome
college major oh my... Making and Doing Things is always Very Cool indeed i hope that whatever you end up doing you get to Make and Do so very many Things that make you happy :)) you have got this you are cool and talented and i am very happy for you and also happy to be your friend :) just in general <3
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ofgentleresolve · 2 years
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@theimpalpable​ sent in:
Here comes Lexine and Caradoc; Lexine carrying a cake baked by her with colorful lit candles (it was decided that she was going to be the one presenting it, because Caradoc tends to be...well, quite clumsy and a mess full of bread and icing isn't something wanted here, nor is an accidental fire of sorts) whilst Caradoc walks alongside her, shamelessly and loudly singing the 'Happy Birthday' song (off-key...but he's doing it out of genuine affection).
When Caradoc reaches the last note, gloved hands start applauding and then, he takes out a party horn from his pocket and blows several times; paper tube unrolling and producing a horn-like noise.
"YOOOO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DUDE!" Caradoc says excitedly as Lexine carefully places the cake in front of Ray. "Y'know how it goes! Gotta make a wish first before blowin' the candles!"
Lexine smiles gently, nodding in Ray's direction. "Happy Birthday, Ray." Grin widens. "I hope you, uhm, like the cake."
"Where's Lam, though?" Caradoc chimes in, looking about. "We can't take some pics of this real special moment without him!"   
(HELLO, FERRE!!!! Lexine and Caradoc wanted to wish Ray a very happy birthday ;W; I HOPE THIS IS OKAY!!! Pls feel free to skip this if you wish to, though! HAVE A GREAT DAY, CARE YOU HEAPS!!!) || month late but it’s ray’s time to shine :D ( raphael’s 28th birthday. )
ANOTHER YEAR passing by. Not that Ray is necessarily keeping track, but sometimes it still feels unreal to him. It’s been almost three years since he left Paris, two years since he started working at the diner, and one year since he met Lam.
Birthdays used to be a rather…grandiose situation. Send an invitation and mention there’ll be free alcohol and his co-workers and friends back there were bound to come in troves. He wonders if any of them still remember the occasion. But that’s three years ago, it was quite an…adjustment to make when his birthday came around.
Three years ago, he drank a beer for the occasion.
Two years ago, his mother called him.
A year ago, his mother called him and Lam shoved a box of burnt cookies and a succulent into his hands.
Like the TIDE, the circumference of the circle grows and shrinks and it seems that this year again, it’s growing a little wider.
He can’t help but laugh in disbelief as he passes through the kitchen doors, hands still wet from running his hands under the tap water. For one thing, Doc is loud enough to be heard from the back. He wipes his hands with the rag.
“Dude when’d you-“ Another laugh as he realizes Doc is planning on going through the entire song from start to finish, no matter how offkey he might sound. And as the receipt of such a gesture, it is only correct of Ray to well, wait until Caradoc finishes the finale. Which ends with a loud pop and confetti fluttering to the floor like snow.
Ray snickers, rubbing his nose. “You do realize you’re gonna have to clean that up?” Well, technically if they don’t order anything from the menu, Doc and Lex won’t have to because then they’d be considered customers. Not that Ray is going to tell them that, especially considering that they brought their own food this time around- well, he probably won’t make them clean anyways. “How’d you find out? I don’t remember telling either you when my birthday is.”
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It's a dumb question though, really. They’re both friends with Lam and Lam, for all the hermit energy he emanates, doesn’t forget dates. It’s the main reason Ray remembered to call his mom on Mother’s Day. He glances at the cake set on the counter; the icing is meticulously set in place and if he peeks under the icing, he’s pretty sure the cake is black. The cake must be black sesame- he has a feeling Lex is responsible for that. She’s always been meticulous, filing details to be used for later.
“Haven’t had one in a while- a cake I mean. I think it’s been like, three years?” He shakes his head, smiling nevertheless. “Thanks you two, seriously.”  
He glances at the clock. “Lam? He should be coming in soon- mentioned something about doing a favor for C*ocaine Donald. I’ll wait to blow the candles then. He probably won’t be too happy if he finds out I blew it before he came. You think we’ll be able to eat the wax? You know, one time I did make waffles out of crayon wax…”
Something glimmers in his eyes. “it didn’t turn out too terribly- well, if you don’t count Lam complaining about how the batter was chewier than normal for a waffle-“
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wrestlezon · 2 years
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liveblog containment post for aew rampage 5/27/22
i was out and about for lunch when it was live and then took a big nap
matt sydal vs bryan danielson! cool wrestlers alert dang matt sydal's gear looks good. nice outfit. its got a good balance of negative space. great design. note to self: insert pic later
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see look! its good
ok that bit with danielson on his knees? yoooo
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also? im glad sydal's hair isnt wet. im going to have to send an important update about this to my friend who is a lapsed wrestlefan man i never understand how sydal can do a standing backflip and then end up facing the way he faces at the end of it. acrobat heck yes!!! flip onto your feet!!! oh shit!!! the jumping roundhouse kick thing into getting caught into flipping danielson down?? heck yes me watching matt sydal and bryan danielson standing on top of the ring corner: gay sex is so complicated reverse powerbomb :O cool match but also rip
ooooo danhausen and hook recap promo
what the, what are the hardy boyz doing here LMFAO OH MY GOD? GANGREL??? OH MY GOD THE MATT FACTS? THE OVERLAY???? INCREDIBLE good shade being thrown omg??? not gangrel!!! he doesn't deserve this violence!!!!!!! yay the hardy boyz are here cutler the bump boy ok i really hope gangrel was talking to the hardy boyz like "oh i thought they were you. i got confused"
theyre adding MORE matches to the ppv? now we got darby vs kyle o'reilly on there??? theres a billion matches already!! oh i remember something about there being a big sports game going on on sunday and tony khan not wanting to start the main event until that ends... i guess itd be easier to choose to run that match or not run the match depending on how the schedule is looking than tell everyone to dynamically adjust their match durations
max caster vs dante martin! omg caster u cant say that about darius!!! rude!!!! nooooo that isnt your job aaaa boo the gunn boys LMAO they totally missed that shot-- whoever is in charge of switchin' cameras mustve been mid-sneeze or somethin glad they had the instant replay set up tho what a sick move by dante dude im always surprised at how big max caster is. every time what is it about him that makes his size deceiving... does he just not hold himself like a big guy? is his head too big proportionally to the rest of his body? does he just have short and stout legs unlike most tall guys who are, like, 75% leg??? what IS it he lost and my friend yelled in anger. sorry your boy cant win matches on tv. welcome to my world
samoa joe vs adam cole promo I Do Not Want Adam Cole To Win This least controversial opinion ever, probably. but still
DAN LAMBERT ALERT 😑😣 oh look scorpio sky got his lakers belt oh looks like they didnt forget about the second tnt belt ... yeah sure have disrespectful sloppy sex on all the championship belts. hate this i think kazarian being exasperated with them is funny but it can't make up for the rest of this
ruby vs statlander promo! look-- i dont think statlander, who was a sudden emergency replacement for the tournament, is going to win this. even though she should. she really should get something, because she rules. this promo almost convinces me that she could have a chance of winning this match though also?? ALL your friends betraying-- statlander the best friends never betrayed you. wh-- why. first youre not an alien and now this. if i didnt see chuck wearing his aloha walter shirt on tv i would think they were trying to retcon the best friends from television existence. im not going to turn into a catastrophizing wrestlefan but what about my favorite stable HUH? WHAT ABOUT THEM
THAT SCORPIO SKY TAG IS ON THE PPV TOO?????? ARE THERE THIRTEEN MATCHES ON THIS NOW OR WHAT
struggling to appreciate this ruby vs kris match because im still worked up about gimmicks where are the goofball women. where are they. where are the joshis why they are not around. jade is a mean buff strong lady, must we have two mean buff strong ladies and zero goofballs? bring back the joshis whoa-- are they really gonna make statlander win this? no they-- no they wouldn't design the tournament to be won by an emergency replacement ok there it is jesus the boos. like yeah i agree but still damn they should not have put statlander here in a bit part to lose, shes too popular. but like, i guess they kinda got caught between a rock and a hard place, because its like "oh we have an open spot here that we need to fill immediately-- who is available? who is good? who is popular?" and statlander checks all those boxes. but maybe they have other plans for her? like, if they want her to go and get jade's title or thunder rosa's title later, they would want to diversify their title allocation across different wrestlers right? so... patience? i dunno. i feel like kris statlander has such a bad run of luck because like, man. that velvet/hirsch/statlander feud never gettin an ending or resolution...
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