#i like hoe they turned out :-)

[necessarymeanstoanend]

do you know what a knave is?; an unprincipled man, rogue.

nigel’s

white void of doom and sketch

details

#aaaand here’s alex #why the FUCK is eddie so hard to draw?!?! #you guys are just going to have to excuse the fact that it really doesn’t look much like him #this turned out a little bit better than i expected but it did indeed take three different references to get the desired result #4 hours and 23 minutes #somebody get these hoes better haircuts #the original plan was to have him looking upwards more dramatically but we’re gonna start small when it comes to alex #this is only like my third time drawing eddie ​but now i want to draw alex again and the voices won’t let me sleep #this one looks very odd. there’s a ​couple of obvious things i can see now that i would change if i could do this over again but eh. #i’ll worry about that later #ANIMAL SYMBOLISM #i used the same skeleton design for the background with this one as well #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #alex forbes #art #fanart #drawing #digital art #alex forbes fanart #artist of tumblr #eddie redmayne #like minds fanart #i think now it’s time for me to draw them together but what should they be doing??

[ciderjacks]

Every day I regret being in the dsmp fandom like these white men are evil and I was out here as a creole woman just supporting that?? What was wrong with me

#both the white British twins turned out to be rapists too like 😭 godddddddd….. #georgenotfound #is who this is about This time #Nah I’m sure they’re all cooked #I don’t trust any of those hoes I bet they’re all evil

[carcarrot]

you should all go watch ten days wonder

#bonkers movie. but anthony perkins hoes it up and orson welles is there looking like he came straight from a honeycombs cereal ad #there actually turns out to be a well done mystery/suspenseful story. amidst all the bonkersness of it all #i dont know if its available anywhere (guy that has a huge dvd collection)

[laylanatorseventeen]

Anyway listening to Inkspell audiobook now and between being horrified at Fenoglio's mafioso ass accent I'm remembering inkdeath and tbh? Roxane/Dustfinger/Resa/Mo polycule

#Meggie wondering how to break the news of her mother's infidelity to Mo when she turns the corner and sees him making out with the SAME MAN #meggie: What The Fuck Is Going On #meggie: oh my fucking god does this make farid my brother. did i date my brother. mo and Resa how could you do this to me #inkheart #brianna: my dad left for ten years then came back and died. and came back again. this time apparently as a brazen harlot. #but then she goes to snitch to Roxanne and finds her with Resa and is like ??????? #brianna and Meggie bonding over their parents apparently being huge hoes #and farid is just like GREAT ITS LIKE THERES TWO MORE ROXANNES NOW >:( #look Dustfinger/resa ust is canon ok #and y'all saw how gay shit got after Mo read Dustfinger back to life. soulbound by death #and Roxanne and resa became close during inkdeath..... I'm just saying a couple grown up conversations and it's a polycule that wrote itself

[alyona11]

Was rereading A Year Without Summer wnaso chapter and made a small sketch

#my art #hadestown #wnaso #hades #Persephone #i will post it like this because i love hoe the sketch turned out #if I finish it I'll repost it #hades x persephone

[binch-i-might-be]

it's been forever since I read a massive hardcover book but damn does it feel good to be back

#i was like 'how am u gonna read this 600+ pages book when i have zero attention span' but i started it less than 24 hours ago #and i'm almost 200 pages in lmao #that hoe who was banned from buying more books because she tore through them at alarming speeds is still in there somewhere #turns out i can pay attention very well when it's about my most specialest wettest little meow meow #rayrambles

[starrspice]

Hello,

Next month in August, I’m going to do another once-a-day drawing challenge. But this time it’s going to be a bit more focused. I want to draw other people’s OC’s, Self-Inserts, and Y/N characters. If you’re willing to allow it, choose one of these types of characters that you have and I’ll draw them. It can be your most popular character, or it can be a character you feel like doesn’t get enough love. What ever you chose, I’d love to draw them.

AYOOOOO im so late to answering this ajdnakdjd im so sorry lec

Well if I had to pick one I feel like Muse AU Y/N could always use more love

#love that little geek #muse y/n my beloved #honestly i may follow in Bearz's footsteps #turn my Sun and Moon AUs into ocs #I've GENUINELY been considering turning the cherub AU into a webcomic #same with the muse au #like. i havent drawn them much but I daydream about them ALL THE TIME #i just need to figure out hoe to do that #ask box #muse au #muse au y/n

[fungal-wastes-my-beloved]

Rip old icon 😔

dsanfjkdahsjfkbdasbfjkabj rip indeed

#it was for the meme- #i liked that i matched ahahha #but i wasn't super happy with hoe the old icon turned out at the time #it was serviceable though

[ajaxpilled]

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#gensh rambles but #i so love the idea of like chxlde or kxeya being prescribed cannabis for a chronic injury #and bc it makes them super paranoid (the abyss/fxtui) their friends take turns smoking w them to ease their panic #their anxiety decreases and instead they start 2 enjoy it #and may b get the munchies and eat too much - they never smoked before hand so they arent used to all of this #and their friend #(zhxngli/kxzuha respectively in my mind>:)) #gives them lil tummy rubs to help soothe their tummyache and aid digestion #they v much like hoe amazing food is when high and they like the soft and comforting affection afterwards even more #and may b end up filling out a small bit after a while of the medicinal use~ #their softer lil tummy always full of snacks and treats from the munchies is just very grounding for them~~ #idek it is just a Soft Thought that has been on my mind a While.................

[wabblebees]

im like if the most useless boytoy twink was also an incredibly handy butch lesbian

#this post is about me collapsing as soon as i got home from work #where i used a garden hoe i sharpened myself to hack down+tear out a truly impressive thistle 3× my size while 3 of my coworkers watched #swung it overhead like an axe until the centre stalk (almost the size of my wrist) was felled. then hoed around it until the roots came free #& i could grab it with my hands where there werent any thorns. turned around and all 3 of em were lookin at me like 😳😳 lmao #but now im sitting in my bathtub bc i cant stand long enough to shower anymore hdksgsk #knew this morning it was a bad pain day but pushed thru it anyway bc!! there was work to do!! but now im gonna be totally useless for 24hrs #cest la vie i suppose #after the thistle was properly disposed of just kept tilling+weeding+fixin tomato cages in the fields. came home & felt sooo dykey+hot lmfao #was like ''fuck yeah man idk what was up with me this morning im feelin fine now! great even!'' #then took my knee braces off to get into the shower & almost busted my ass on the tile when both of em gave out🤦 #my shoulders are now reminding me that i Dont Have the muscle mass to use a bigass hoe like anything but a hoe w/out Paying For It later #its a good thing i have the day off tomorrow bc im going to turn into a slug as soon as im done steaming meself like a little dumpling #definitely thinkin about using my pathetic-wet-cat-charm to get someone to bring me food tonight tho... hmm #anyway. wheres that post #''im not a butch but i believe their beliefs'' #its my exectution thats lacking lmao. but in any case #mwah. mwah mwah mwah #<-for all the butches out there. ily tysm youre wonderful #and to all the useless boytoy twinks out there: o7 <3 #godspeed fellow hopeless fags. ily too. keep doin what yr doin lmao #bee speaks

[alienheartattack]

I've really revolutionized my reading habits by sticking to the following rules:

If a new book has over a 4.5 rating on Goodreads, it's probably bad.

If Booktok is going insane over it, it's probably bad.

#i would like the hours of my life back that i spent reading the love hypothesis #and any other bad fanfiction turned bad not-quite-original fiction #sarah j maas also owes me like 12 hours over 2 books #it's so discouraging writing romance when stuff that is Objectively Bad Writing is what's getting popular #can we get some character-driven books for once? i'm so tired of tropes driving the plot #because that means psychological realism goes out the window #so much time crafting perfect book boyfriends when they need to spend that time crafting a good female protagonist #like i get that people want to be able to project themselves on wet cardboard protags like feyre and olive and bella swan #but that doesn't mean you have to write these hoes without a shred of personality! #no nuance no complexity we die like fucking idiots

[swordmaid]

am getting a lot of character inspo for shri’iia from amy gone girl. I don’t think she’s as smart nor calculated but she is similar to some degree in that she’s hyper aware of the current persona she’s presenting and how she’s appealing to the people. the masks and the mjndgames, that’s basically how shri’iia operated while she was still serving under her matriarch in menzoberranzan. she needed to play the roles the matriarch required of her and it was only when she was with her matriarch that she can be ‘Real Shri’iia’, and that’s how I imagined shri’iia to be esp in act 1 when she is so new and scared in the surface. she needed to work out who these people are (her companions) and what they liked, so her first persona - her blank one - the charming helpful paladin who got tadpoled and wants to go back home just like the rest of them (which was half true). she didn’t really argue and she generally agreed to what the group wanted. she was helpful and co-operative, ask her about her past and she will tell you something bland and generic- interesting enough to be ooh-ing about but not too interesting that they’ll delve deeper into it. then, when she got to know them a little more, she started crafting little personas adjacent to her first one ; she’s the girl who’s curious about magic but never had the chance to learn with gale, she’s a cool girl who likes mischief as debauchery with astarion, she’s the one who likes to take risks and live in the moment with karlach, the knight in silver armor who’s willing to help the tieflings with wyll, a disciplined fighter with lae’zel, someone who understands the depths of devotion with shadowheart - but none are really her, not really. ofc her own personality might slip in here and there but for the most part she’s appealing to them and what they’d like her to be but none of it is really genuine. shri’iia just needs to be on their good side to minimise the chances of them turning on her, and if they let her guard down it’ll be easier for her to get rid of them should the need arise. taking up all these different masks, collecting all these intel abt them to be used for later, slithering and making a place in their minds - it’s really how she operated back in menzoberranzan. I think the only one who catches on to her game is astarion but that’s bc he’s doing the same thing too, so it’s very game recognises game lmfao

it’s only when she breaks her oath and goes through her existential crisis that all of her masks drop and her real self comes out. she was never that kind of person lmfao ^, she’s greedy, selfish, paranoid and rather obsessive. she doesn’t care about a lot of things that doesn’t concern her, she has a cruel streak that she hasn’t shown before, and she hates doing anything that won’t really benefit her. but she’s fiercely loyal to anyone she likes, like a dog. and severely she craves validation and approval - also like a dog.

#like if shri’iia was smarter and wiser it’s really over for you hoes 😔 but she’s not lol #the matriarch also taught her how to deceive so she had good training lool like that’s coming from the master liar herself #and in game Shri’iia’s deception is p high so it tracks 👯‍♀️ #but anyway I finished reading gone girl and shri’iia would’ve turned out like amy in her vengeance ending #I think if her paranoia consumed her and an outside figure validated her way of faking herself #and generally moulded her back to being that overly obsessive paladin who lives to serve - which is what her matriarch made her to be #but obv she can’t be that girl in the surface .. they can’t know abt the Lolth worship! they’ll kill her! so she makes a new one … a #completely different one that’s so detached from her previous self … someone new and charming and fun and harmless and the kind of person #you’ll feel safe around and happy to travel with. she is that girl! and more! and she’s down for anything! and she loves to help! #but she forgets the goddess she worships is fickle and vengeful and proud so her favor drops and suddenly her real self is left #with nothing .. so she doesn’t know what to do anymore … she doesn’t know if she should keep up this fake one I mean what’s the point does #she even have it in her anymore?? how can she go back home when they don’t want you back #like who is SHE without lolth even … bc the girl that she has been playing is nothing but a blank image #and that’s NOT her .. never been her… so shri’iia is left bewildered confused and even more scared #like what do you do if you’ve been left behind in this new world?? and the purpose of your existence doesn’t want you anymore but the #thing is she knows where she went wrong.. but she didn’t have a choice - or did she?? shri’iia doesn’t know .. she’s not a planner #you don’t need to plan when your matriarch does all the thinking for you and you just do what ur told bc there is nothing better than to #serve and fulfill your oath …!!! so she ends up getting wasted in a party with the people she didn’t even care to save lmfao #and then she gets drunk and ends up fucking this one guy just bc she asked and she’s already hit rock bottom #lolth always says fuck elves anyway so she goes off and do just that 🤷‍♀️ #shut up abt bg3.

[carcarrot]

daley @bawnjourno tagged me to make my ultimate 20-song sparks setlist and here it is!!! also tagging @ron-do-i-get-to-sing-my-way @whompthatsucker1981 @dinkydiamond @kitclock @nocribdoll @eddie-rifff and anyone else who wants to do it!!

#thank youuuuuu daley and everyone else don't feel pressured if you don't wanna #ok now on to explaining my choices. #take me for a ride is how the band walk out like this year but they do the whole rest of the song which already kills me instantly #completely optional suggestion to perform check out time 11 am in robes like the single cover. anyway moving on #its important to note that ideally leos carax joins them onstage for when youre a french director #i originally included take me out with the ffs medley but figured it should be kept to sparks songs only. #however id die to see them do take me out on their own. i require it . for the choreography alone. moving on #the order of these wasnt planned but having missionary position go to more than a sex machine and then she got me pregnant is hysterical imo #and finally i really (Really) need them to do wunderbar again. it probably wont happen but oh we can dream. a great show ender i think #im sorry this turned into the top 20 songs where that man hoes it up setlist but what did you expect from me #spars

[ashisimss]

batter up!

#my sims #sims 4 #sims edit #i like hoe they turned out :-) #bug fan of split colour hair #their eyes are actually purple but the filter turned it into a dark red 💀

[tearyphoenixx]

to be short my boss and i have a complicated love and hate relationship

#ma vie #shitpost #meme #that was so embarassing for him #'ughh turns out i cant count on ur ass actually' #and i be like #'damn right u can u hoe' #and mister i never praise for shit actually praised my team and i the following morning #HA #i let u guess the amunt of time guy picked someone newer to shift and got shated up on before fina turnin to me #well they do say the path to golds is long #U HATH REACHED ME #MORTAL

[cloudshapedpatch]

me: im comfortable in my sexuality, i've been sure of it for years and feel at peace with it

also me every 3 months without fail: am i ace

#shoutout to earlier this year when i thought i was aego #it lasted for like 4 months so i thought that was it #and it made sense #for yall who dint know the ace microlabels: #aegosexual means that the idea of sex is appealing and can even turn you on but actual sex is just not it #hoe in theory not in practice kinda thing #haha thats been my motto since high school #anyway #turned out i was just getting terrible sex #the worst of the worst #finally got some good good like less than a month ago and was like #'oh THATS what all the hype was for' #in my shit again #am i sex positive ace or am i healing from trauma and other things and hit the limit on my libido #who knows?! #sapphire rambles #pride #tw sex talk #tw sex #happy pride friends haha