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i-drop-level-one-loot · 4 months

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I don't have Animal Crossing so I can't visit your village but I manufactured a very Bad village to make up for it:

#lol jk jk #thank you for entertaining me #i am on this site more often than i text my one real friend lmao #acnh #hot take #i miss mr resetti

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twigg96 · 11 months

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Tag Game: Ten True Facts About Me

Rules: Share 10 facts about yourself and tag other blogs! I want to get to know my mutuals, and the people I follow a little bit :) The facts can be about anything!

Tagged by: the lovely @ir0n-moon thank you so much my dear 💕💕

1. I used to be big into cosplay. I used to hand make cosplay costumes, props, and once even attempted to make a wig. I have only ever been to a few conventions but I miss the community I used to share with fellow cosplayers pre-Covid.

2. I had an Anime Amino if anyone remembers that app. This was back during an age before discord. Back during the time I took a break from Tumblr (2015-17? Maybe) I started on Amino to look for community and friendship during a time I felt like I had none. Amino was literally just a mix of Tumblr with random blogs and discord with its chat rooms option. People mostly used it for RPs and other community events. It was a great time honestly kinda sad they killed the site.

3. I love weird ass music. I’m not talking like “oh that new album by famous artist with a weird name” no! I’m talking music that will make normal people run screaming into the next room. Give me remixed pirate/Viking songs all day long. You don’t even have to remix them. I’ll take them as is if you’re feeling spicy. Heavy metal versions of songs that have no right being metal (Disney songs, pop songs, country). 🤤. Those artists are doing gods work. Random 80’s songs. The sluttiest dirtiest music you can think of. Jazz. All of it man I love all of it as long as it’s weird.

4. My very first fan fiction was written on fan fiction.net. I used to have two accounts it was because I forgot my password for the first one but then I used the second account more than the first so it all worked out. I kinda want to archive the stuff from those accounts onto AO3 even though I’m not in those fandoms anymore. Just so I have the content.

5. My first ever crushes were on Shego and Kim Possible from said show. I didn’t know how to verbalize this as a kid so I told everyone I loved Justin Timberlake from *NSYNC.

6. I’ve been thinking about publishing a few books. I have some ideas for a few novels, series, and kids books. I just don’t know where to start or even if they’re worth while.

7. I have two dogs and two cats! My puppies names are Maizy and Chihiro. They are both Labs and are just the cutest angel babies! My cats are Eevee and Oreo. Eevee is chunk rescue baby. Oreo is our prissy princess who needs to be held at all times.

8. I have never once reset one of my animal crossing villages. I’ve had three on three different games. Game Cube, DS, and Switch. I always do my best to name the village perfectly , I would do anything in my power to have the perfect neighborhood/ villagers, I would even piss off Mr. resetti back when he was a thing just to get a second chance to try an interaction again.

9. I’m thinking about starting to stream on Twitch. Nothing too serious. Just something fun that I can try to do!

10. I am a huge collector. I collect many things lol old books, (first editions, cool instructional books, books published earlier than 1955, All the Stephen King novels), ART! I love art. All of it. Prints from artists I buy from. Hand made pieces I randomly find at art fairs and craft shows, paintings, those mystery boxes that hold figurines in them I fucking love them so god damned much.

I think I’ll tag @nsfwitchy, @normanblowup, @morbid-pigeon, @el-michoacano, @gointothevvater, @gogomeaty,

#twiggy talks #tag game #fun facts #facts about me #get to know me

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dercolaris · 11 months

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The thing about AC for GameCube...

I guess the AC GameCube version was something special on a very different level. Let me tell you guys a story that happened, when we, @shin-arei and I replayed the original game on my WII.

One time in this playthrough I saved up bells to trade with Saharah. If you remember, you need to have a spare carpet AND money to get a new one from her. Also on top she’s raising the price everytime you exchange a new carpet. It’s getting insane pretty quickly.

Back to my story. I was walking happy af with my 12.000 bells worth carpet around, when suddenly a conversation with Freya turned to my personal nightmare. She simply TOOK the carpet from my inventory and exchanged it on her own with something at least as worthy as my 'useless' stuff: a piece of clothing! The cherry on the top was a cruel statement that I had only trash in my inventory and she couldn’t pick a better object.

What. The. Actual. Canine. Fuck.

Now I had the great choice between crying for my carpet, which was gone for good or going through the monolog of shame with Mr. Resetti. Imagine being bullied a lot at school and coming home - just to be bullied some more by fictional animal characters. Do I miss this times with rude villagers? Sometimes yes. We were rasied from Nintendo to enjoy the eternal punishment for only existing.

#animal crossing #ac gc #gamecube #personal story

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toad-brigade · 3 years

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Returning (and some new) Animal Crossing special villagers ideas

Brewster (Permanent): Cafe. Hopefully there's a fresh twist to it to make it new though. Maybe a jukebox that put your Switch into music player mode like in Smash and the 3D Mario Collection. Cooper/Booker (Visitor - roaming): Help solve a mystery each visit. Rewarded with a new furniture theme item and clothes line. Each successful case solved will give dialogue that can eventually be pieced together to reveal a easter egg-style story.

Katrina (Visitor - plaza): Pay to guarantee a campsite villager the next day. Pay more bells to guarantee a species and personality.

Phylis, Pete, Pelly (Permanent): Add a counter to Dodo. They handle sending postcards now but you can also send quests to friends through them too. They could also have a spread gossip where you could send rumours to other players' islands but that'd never happen on Nintendo's watch. Reese/Cryrus (Permanent): Making furniture variations you don't have available is a must, it's one of the few things holding the game back still. Also being able to exchange spare DIYs through a Pokemon-like wonder trade system to help speed that up too. Two of the biggest flaws gone in one addition. Resetti (Permanent): Mr Resetti has changed his ways after having a long holiday. He now allows you to travel back to experience events that you may have missed or want to experience again. Just follow him down his mole hole. Occasionally goes on a very, very long rant. Shrunk (Visitor - plaza): Once per visit, allows you to pick a villager and change their greetings, catchphrases etc. Digby and Lottie (Permanent): Give a villager a home makeover courtesy of HHA. Found in RS. Gracie (visitor - guest): Found in the Tailors. She will ask a series of questions and based on your responses she will give you a Nintendo themed piece of clothing. Isabelle ("visitor" - plaza): On Sundays after Daisy Mae has left, Isabelle will be found enjoying the fresh air in the plaza. When spoken to she talks about her old friends (characters who haven't appeared in the game yet). If you speak to her multiple times she will give you a seasonal recipe you missed out on (once per week) or an out of season seasonal material (up to five per week). Kapp'n 1 (permanent): If Mainland is added, sails you to the Mainland from the pier (where new building are added if that ever happens) Kapp'n 2 (visitor - roaming): If Mainland isn't added, he'll show up on the pier and take you to official islands from the dev team once per visit. Katie (visitor - roaming): All grown up now and loves travelling. She has a travel blog and will ask the player to take a photo with a theme. Themes could range from 'friendly' (photo with a villager), 'nature-loving' (photo with trees and flowers), tropical (photo on the beach), etc. You will be rewarded with new camera options and filters for completing her tasks. Kicks (update): Runs the Tailors after hours. His stock would be new clothing themes and returning clothing themes that were added in an update. And not let the sisters feel left out they can have new variations of existing clothes added, especially those that didn't have variations. Lyle: (visitor - plaza): HHA representative who allows you to temporarily decorate the plaza to match a given theme, essentially a furniture based Label. Rewards you with new furniture designed to be used outside (similar scale to the lighthouse). OK Motors Crew (permanent): Change design of existing buildings and give custom designs to the seaplane. Tortimer (permanent): Found in RS. Can organise multiplayer games such as races, treasure hunts, hide and seek, balloon fights (like Mario Kart battle mode), etc. Timmy, Tommy and Tammy (update + new character): Tammy is Timmy and Tommy's older cousin (and Tom Nook's niece). She runs the Cranny after hours. The shop has the same stock as it did during the day but in different variations. She plays loud music instead of the normal shop theme.

#was bored a few months ago and wrote this up #might as well publish it since AC is getting a new update soon #animal crossing #acnh

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twerkyvulture · 3 years

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. RESETTI

i miss you in new horizons king :’(

#april 6 #animal crossing #acnh #i know he does the helicopter but its not the same

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acrylicqueen · 3 years

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I miss Mr. Resetti...

#drabbles #missing that big lug something fierce today

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ash-imagines · 4 years

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My thoughts on New Horizons for those who care

Context: my first exposure to the Animal Crossing series was playing Wild World on an emulator circa 2013-ish, after which I bought a physical copy second-hand, then was gifted New Leaf a few years later. I also own and still play Happy Home Designer and Pocket Camp. In general I’m a bit of a traditionalist so you’re more than welcome to take my criticism with a grain of salt.

Things I like:

Message bottles have returned! I missed those and I’m glad they’re back.

Face designs are an excellent addition. I haven’t played with them too much just yet but I’m looking forward to making my character something cute to wear on his face.

Pro designs are accessible right out the gate I think? Not having to wait to make custom clothing is really nice, and you can do it from anywhere on the island.

Being able to move the buildings on your island so nobody plops their house directly onto your meticulously landscaped garden. I don’t care too much where my islanders end up but it’s good that people who do care have that extra level of control now.

Making a silly title for yourself on your passport is a nice touch.

Photo mode is excellent and I’m glad to see Harvey make a return.

The villagers can have sleeves now!!

Furniture can go outside!!!!

Having a tool wheel makes it much easier to grab the tool I need.

Phone case designs?? Um, yes???

No more balloon furniture.

Things that didn’t spark joy:

Do you really truly have to purchase a Nintendo Online account to share your custom designs? I understand that there’s not a camera on the switch like there is on the 3DS so QR codes aren’t gonna work, but that doesn’t mean custom designs need to be locked behind a paywall. This is honestly such bullshit that it’s tempting to go back to New Leaf for this reason alone.

You can’t use the touchpad for custom designs but you can use them to write on your bulletin board?? 😑

The animalese sounds different in New Horizons, which doesn’t bother me too much but I’ve gotten so used to the sounds in New Leaf that I do prefer them.

The art style/graphics. Obviously they look good, it’s just not as bright and cartoony as New Leaf was. I feel like that style was really iconic for the series, and it seems a shame to replace it with something so dull (albeit more technically impressive).

The hourly music. I dunno what it is about the new soundtrack but I’m not feelin’ it. Again, it isn’t bad, but it’s just not getting stuck in my head the way it did in Wild World and New Leaf.

I’m not sure I like the crafting. Either I have too many materials, or not enough, and either way I’m not thrilled. You can customize your tools, but why bother when they’re just going to break anyway? It’s nice to be able to make furniture but having to collect recipes before you can do so is really a chore. If there’s a piece of furniture I really want, I either have to wait for it to show up in the store or wait to get the recipe for it and then go hunt down the materials to make it. No thanks.

No bridges right away and you can’t get the vaulting pole until Blathers shows up.

To be decided:

If Phineas doesn’t show up at some point I’m gonna be really sad. Collecting badges was so much fun.

If I don’t get to see Mr. Resetti at some point I will RIOT.

Katie?? :(

Gracie???? :’(

#not an imagine

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wherethestoryhasimagination · 5 years

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As a Pallet cleanser...

I’ve posted a bit to much Meat. And so before I dive on in to Candy, which, from the impressions I’ve gathered, contains terrors greater than those found in meat, I’ll be providing some ‘Candy’ of my own, hopefully in a form reminiscent of thin mint cookies.

I’ll be making as wholesome, happy, and generally carefree a post as I can possibly make.

I’m going to be BluHing out my thoughts and ideas for things I would Hope for, dream of, and expect to possibly see in various percentages of those three of-

Animal Crossing.

As Animal Crossing has progressed through the Years, more and more chances for Player agency to influence the world have come to be. even going so far as to give you an official government job where you help to plan/fund Public infrastructure & The Arts. An update was even added at one point that would let you have more control over what Villagers were in your town; something practically impossible in past games, & in the pre-update New-Leaf.

I expect this trend to continue, though how it continues may vary; my Hopes for the hypothetically possible, & Dreams for the incredibly unlikely as follows.

Furniture Creation; it can be tricky getting that last piece of a set that just never seems to be in stock. but if you had a way to get furniture pieces that are not in your catalog, such randomness would be relieved… There’s even already ways to change some pre-existing pieces of furniture by bringing it and a set of gems to an npc in retail… severely limited in that form, but… a definite precursor to being able to get the furniture you want by using resources you have. and while it is a spin off I know little about, I believe Pocket Camp actually Does have a more tangible form of ‘crafting’. it even has an official Quarry to dig in.

extensions on the new ‘burst collection’ mechanic introduced in Pocket Camp; Pocket camp introduced items such as fishing nets and honey for gathering fish and bugs faster than one could with a rod or bug net. in a new game without micro transactions, a number of things could be done to balance the effectiveness, cost, and availability of items that help make it easier to get things; like rotted turnips & candy attracting ants, but elaborated upon.

improved mail system; just a little thing here. maybe a Villager you had been best friends with, but who had to move away, could send you a postcard inviting you to visit, should you ever wish to do so, with a Picture of their new town on it.

Food options; even if they are as useless as eating has always been, more options would be nice. like actually getting to partake in the displays that appear on some holidays, or being able to actually eat some pudding, like what some Villagers claim to have accidentally eaten 23 servings of from time to time… And hey, if some villagers have favorite foods, getting it for them could be a nice thing to do. maybe going to Brewsters could serve a purpose other than buying coffee till you’re given access to Gyroid storage, or working a small, part-time job.

semi-open world feel; even if it’s just an illusion, it would be groundbreaking for The Flanking Cliffs to finally give way to nature. even if the Cliffs are just sometimes replaced by massive clusters of impassible, unchopable trees that serve the same purpose. a tiny bit of variety in world wall could help. but full, low restriction openness is the dream… maybe have rivers a little bit wider than most, that you could eventually make crossable with foot-Bridges…(trains and such have their own bridges already of course, so you can still take the train to new places) … you know what? yea… Building Bridges… uniting the World… I like that. from now on, my hypothetical Animal Crossing game will be called ‘Animal Crossing Bridge Builders’.

Wood?/new tree mechanics?; the Ax is one of the least used tools. and once you’ve got the trees you want exactly where you want them, it begins to feel like Time slows down… The World only changing when you or villagers make it change, or with the seasons. a bit more of a purpose to trees could be an incentive to experiment, or to pay more attention to The World, as you watch new saplings grow far more frequently than you ever did when planting new trees was a one-off aesthetic setup. Plus, if furniture crafting does become a thing, you got to get materials somewhere.

‘More’; exactly as it says on the tin. More fruit types, more tree types, more Villagers… a simple expectation, but one worth note.

extend on the mining thing from pocket camp?; I’m mostly thinking of this for the sake of a single gag… The mining place underground is randomly generated once a week or so… And poor Mr. Resetti… Another job change has resulted in them being tasked with helping facilitate the process that… Resets, the underground so that you’ll always have fresh access to the resources you need.

(huh… food, crafting, fishing, foraging, mining… this is starting to become more and more like Stardew Valley, only without an official farmland)

Balloon Presents; you ever wonder where those balloons come from? maybe you could give something back. Perhaps you could release things up into the air, where someone, somewhere will eventually get it.

‘Island Search’; an excuse for the ability to Design, shape and all, your very own island. after all, the Ocean is so big, that of course you’ll end up finding an island that matches what you want. The ultimate in Player agency over control over their environment; such as also being able to send invitations, or approve applications for Villagers so that they can come and live on your island. and, depending on how ‘north or south’ your island is, the seasons may pass normally, seem to always be summer, or so on.

non-real-time option; this is likely a dream that would be divisive. Real-time has always been a staple of the series. a mechanic that always has been. Well, like what was done with Breath of The Wild, even the most fundamental core aspects of the series should be open to revision and review, to see if it really is the best possible option. What if sleeping in your Bed could actually pass time? what if you didn’t have to be caught in a cycle of only being able play for however long it takes you to find the ore & money rocks, the new buried objects, and such, before the majority of everything new in the world that day has been expended, leaving the chance for you to stale the remaining time you play by running through pre-treaded ground, or for you to simply skip time anyway and change the date to, for example, see if what you want in the store or such shows up. (the ability for the gameplay loop to avoid turning stale could also be avoided with any other number of changes that could be implemented) this is just a possibility worth keeping in mind. also, next, as a possible middle ground that could help branch the two different time options…

Live events; like how Splatoon has Splatfests, and Smash has select Spirit events, there could be special happenings that follow a Real-realtime structure. like, ‘all furniture you’ll find by shaking trees will match your favorite Color this week!’ or, ‘manta-ray migration! the Villagers are going to be celebrating this event as they would a holiday sometime this week’(perhaps on the first available in-game day you play that week, so that it isn’t restricted to only a 24 hour window that some people would be more likely to miss)

more Amiibo Villagers; this might fall under ‘more’, but wouldn’t it be amazing if a majority of the amiibo released had villagers associated with them? I for one, would love to have an Octopus Guardian Villager Friend.

better character creation; the game has partially approached this, with things like beak accessories, but, what if you could be an animal like the other Villagers? And, perhaps, if you opt-in to this, The game could eventually Generate an Npc version of your Animal based on various actions and interactions the game slowly gathers as you play. An Npc that could then be found by other Players in their Worlds. so that there is always a new face to meet… there is a lot of variables here, and naturally, it would need to be monitored to prevent those with unkind intent from tainting the world, but if the game could Generate new Villagers, rather than being limited to a set of pre-made Villagers that would seem to be a drop in the bucket by comparison… and for you to know that the character you’ve met, who is kind and friendly to some degree, was created based off of a Person in the real World who is not all that different from you? To have a Worldwide Community of People able to see that no matter who you are, or where you come from, that you can be kind? That we can learn to love eachother, both despite and because of our differences? …

I’m not going to say it could lead to World Peace, but I won’t say that it won’t lead to World Peace.

Sable; ‘oh Hello! How are you doing today? My sisters can help you if you wanted to buy something, but if you wanted to make something yourself, I could help you figure it out’

Years of countless Players sharing their Love and support for Sable has grown into a warm feeling she will always have with her in her Heart… She will Never doubt herself or her value as a person ever again… And if you still choose to talk to her every day, She will still want to be your Friend.

Permanence vs drifting; It is nice to work hard, and make something of the town you live in… Developing bonds with your Villagers… Till you know every bump, crack, and turn in it… till it becomes Home… But, more and more traveler elements have been introduced… Campers, and mobile homes. even the towns of other players accessed through your dreams. Perhaps you could explore the world, like the Villagers who visit your town are, ready to see who you might meet, and what you might see… and who knows… maybe one day, you’ll stop. You’ll look around. You’ll feel the cool air against your skin. You’ll see the sun start to set beyond the mountaintop. You’ll sit by the campfire, and see smiles on faces… and just maybe… After how long it has taken you to reach this moment… You might decide…

That you are, right now, exactly where you want to be…

That you’ve finally made it Home.

#homestuck #nintendo #animal crossing #longpost #animal crossing bridge builders

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animalkelsing · 4 years

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Notes from this morning’s direct

February 20, 2020

Players choose Northern or Southern Hemisphere

Seasons and Holidays appear to be real-time based on which hemisphere you chose (I’m assuming there really is no time travelling even via changing your Switch date & time)

Several map options

Choose where all homes are located (your own and your villagers’)

Choose where all buildings and items are placed - And it appears it actually shows you how much space the item will take up, rather than you choosing a spot and being told “yes” or “no” like in ACNL.

It appears there are 3 levels to the terrain

Waterfalls can be in several locations, not just at each end of the river

When rivers are only 1 space wide, your character can simply hop over them

New hairstyles were shown (I think they’re from Pocket Camp) including a bun hairstyle

Purse (star-shaped) - I’m wondering if carrying a bag increases our inventory space.

They showed a LOT of different food, and what appeared to be a wood-burning pizza oven...Can we cook food? Or are the foods just for aesthetic?

They showed the villager holding a fan and fanning herself

Resident Services

Crafting

NookStop Machine

Garden Shop (It appears some items can be purchased in multiples)

Furniture Customization (They added the ability to use your own design on a piece of furniture)

Advice about deserted island living

Airport

Local & Online Play are available

Invite visitors, Visit others’ islands

Post service - appears to replace the post office (We’ll miss you, Pelly. Phyllis on the other hand….enjoy your retirement, Phyllis. We won’t miss your snarky self!)

Nook appears to provide a tent, radio, lantern, cot, NookPhone upon arrival

The Nookphone contains the map and camera, along with other apps. I’m guessing they’ll add more later on, too.

Nook Mileage - Sort of seems to be a mishmash of Badges and Meow coupons/Daily tasks

Wisp was shown but they did not mention what he will be doing in this game

Rescue service - appears to be Mr. Resetti’s new job! Brings you back home if you get “lost” or, more likely, stuck somewhere

First home loan is 98,000 bells

First level of home has more space than tent

The home appears to come with a concept similar to New Leaf’s “secret storage room”, but instead of being an expansion option, it looks like it’s included with your first home loan and usable right away

When placing the floor, user has the option to place horizontally or vertically

Nook Miles Tickets -

Allows you to travel to “distant islands”

Mystery tours

Small deserted islands with lots of items you can bring home with you

You may encounter villagers and I believe they can move from that island to your island

Party Play -

Up to 4 people can do Party Play on one console

You use the Nook Phone to call others and whoever makes the call becomes the “leader”

The leader can be changed to any player

Party Players must always remain in the same area

Special Characters I saw in the Direct include: Isabelle, Tom Nook, Timmy & Tommy, Wisp, Gulliver, All 3 Able Sisters, Celeste, Saharah, Daisy Mae (Lil Joan), C.J. (Lil Chip), Flick (New Bug-Off guy)

Construction Permit -

It is not clear how you obtain the construction permit

The construction permit appears to allow you to do stone/brick paths, change terrain (rivers, waterfalls, cliffs)

Web Service -

Available sometimes in March 2020, soon after game launch

NookLink -

Scar QR Codes (compatible from New Leaf, Happy Home Designer)

Online Chat (voice, text)

Buildings they hadn’t showed before include: Museum (which looks AMAZING), Nook’s Cranny, Able Sisters (which includes a fitting room), Resident Services (Expanded from tent to building)

Housing customization appears to have much more variety - where in New Leaf we only had a few items to choose from per day, it looks like now we will have a menu with all the customization options and can choose any of them to be applied to our homes.

These are just the things I thought were note-worthy from this morning’s direct after only watching it once. I’m planning to re-watch it later on this evening and pause it about 7,000 times and notice a million new features/items! What are y’all most excited for from what we’ve seen so far !?!?

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starmud · 7 years

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What's a decade? And I miss mean Mr. Resetti

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mangolianblossom · 7 years

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The Resetti Monologues

(Disclaimer: This is not 💯 Original, I found it on DeviantArt by someone under “ActionTeamInc” and I decided to revamp the whole thing. Their account is technically dead, they last updated in 2012.)

Here’s the original: http://actionteaminc.deviantart.com/art/The-Resetti-Monologues-197661585

[WARNING: Semi-NSFW content, mainly the language/swearing]

1st Reset- (Once the player leaves their home, Resetti pops out of the ground and faces the player)

Resetti: Hello. The name’s Resetti, Mr. Resetti. If ya want the full name, look it up in the phone book.

Have we met before at the café perhaps? Eh? it doesn’t matter. On behalf of everyone at Nintendo, I’d like to say thank you for purchasing Animal Crossing.

What version is this, again? Uhhhh… Think mole, think! Ah screw it! There’s too many of those damn games to name in the first place!

You may not know it (name) but you and me, we got issues to discuss.

Now back at HQ the Reset alarm just went off meaning YOU just reset. Or maybe you turned the power of without saving, sound pretty familiar, huh?

What was that? Did you just admit it? Did you say what I think you said?

AHA, WE’VE GOT OURSELVES A SUSPECT!

Now listen up and listen good kid, cuz I get real tired and REAL angry when I got to repeat myself. It’s MY job as part of the Reset Rehabilitation Bureau to keep kids like you in line.

Every time you reset it’s like pulling the fire alarm at school with no fire around. You go and do that and a teacher or a principal’s gotta lecture you and give ya detention right?

Well same scenario here kid, no offense, it’s just my job; I get paid to belt out the bad. So no more resettin’ kid, we clear?

Good! Before I leave ya alone, one more thing.I’ve been told I’ve got sort of an acid tongue and I’m a bit of a hothead at times. I scare people in a way and I get ‘em all upset.

But I kept it nice and calm today since it was your FIRST offence for now, okay? So let’s all try to keep on good terms, alright? Good!

Now…..SCRAM!

2nd Reset- (Once the player leaves their home, Resetti pops out of the ground and faces the player)

Resetti: Oh it’s just you again… No I’m not really THAT angry about you resettin’. After all it’s just HUMAN nature to do the opposite of what you’re told!

It’s like some kind of problem kid’s have today with social morals, big part of society. Saw some bigwig named K.K. Slider talkin’ about it in the papers.

Well guess what punk those social morals are what make society function a whole lot better! So straighten up real soon, ASAP!

Now back to your little problem, or what I like to call my encroaching headache. Every time you reset, these lights and sirens go off on a switchboard back at HQ and start playin’ the electric mambo at full blast and on full bass!

KINDA FREAKIN’ HARD TO MISS DON’T YOU THINK!!! …. take a deep breath… Inhale….. Exhale…….much calmer…Much better…Relax.

I think a kid with an attention problem such as yours can understand what kind of pain that brings me.

Here’s some examples of resetting in the REAL world. Let’s say you tank a test, can you reset take that thing and take it again!? Say ya over slept, could ya turn back time and get your tush outta bed on time!?

No, that would be stupid! So think about that when you’re about to reset, that it’s stupid!

(Sarcastically) Awww, look at ya giving me that “how-long-is-guy-gonna-keep-it-up” look. Ya look so adorable when ya do that.

I get it punk, I get it, I’m half-past a lozenge and an Aspirin anyway, ‘bout time I get tunnelin’.

But don’t reset again. Because next time I’ll have on my angry hat! And trust me, it’s one very ugly hat, worse than an ugly sweater from yer mother!

Before I go one more thing. Before ya tuck yourself to bed, brush your teeth! You got moss growing in between!

Now…….SCRAM!

3rd Reset- (Once the player leaves their home, Resetti pops out of the ground and faces the player)

Resetti: Oh great…. it’s the one and only retard again!

(NAME)!

What did I tell you the LAST time I was over here, huh? I can see you making a mistaking once or twice but this is your THIRD REMINDER!!!

Maybe it’s time to see a doctor or somethin’, huh, skippy?!

I mean not resettin’ ain’t that FUCKIN’ hard! You DON’T press a button! It’s THAT simple, even a retarded monkey like CHAMP can do it! And I’m pretty sure you qualify in that category.

Look around in your stanky ass world; you SEE a button labeled RESET in (town name) (player’s name)?!

No dumbass you don’t, so don’t play this shit with me!

The thing is every time you pull this lame ass stunt, a guy YELLS in my EAR on the PHONE! Think that’s fun ASSHOLE?!

GAH!!!

Huuffff….Haaaaaahhh…Hoooooo….whew

Man, you really got me worked up today y'know?

But this ain’t the tip of candle, oh no. Push me one time punk, and I’ll show you what TRUE fury I have in me!

You gettin’ me kid!? Are the lights on up in there!? They better be this time because I’m NOT going to be wasting my voice with your ass!

Before I leave, one more thing. clean yer ears tomorrow mornin’, you got spuds growin’!

Now…….SCRAM!

4th Reset- (Once the player leaves their home, Resetti will this time be waiting outside far from their house)

Resetti: Hey! jackass! come over here for a bit, I wanna talk to your retarded ass!

(leave the acre or read the bulletin once) Hey! where the FUCK do think you’re going!? What are ya, deaf AND stupid!? Now get your nary ass over here you little punk!

(leave the acre or read the bulletin twice) I’m getting tired of your stupid ass you ignorant shit fucker! Now get the FUCK over here before my skull caves in from the stress you put me through you little bastard!

(leave the acre or read the bulletin thrice) That’s IT you little shit! ONE MORE TIME!!! One more time of that bullshit, and you’re clearly fuckin’ with me! Do it, I dare you! Do it and see what happens!

(leave the acre or try to read the bulletin a fourth time, but Resetti burrows over to where you are standing) GAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! You thought you could run from ME?!?! I’m the LAW around here you little bitch and don’t you forget it! Now yer gonna listen every single Goddamn word I have to say. So let’s put our listening ears on!

(Once the player has headed to Resetti or if he has already burrowed over to them) You know you’re a real piece of work of y'know that? What would your mother think?!

You know I had to put up with some fucked up head cases in my time, but you top my list!

And don’t be pressin’ the A and B button like you don’t give a shit, that ain’t gonna get you outta THIS jam!

You know, every time you reset a villager in (Anytown) gets kicked in their damn nuts, or if it’s a female, the cunt. Or maybe you’re one those people with other friends or none at all.

But, the last time I checked the whole Tom Nook n’ Crazy Redd thing was pretty popular! Hell in one place, Crazy Redd is like fuckin’ Coca-Cola over there, they can’t get enough of him!

But enough of the stock market crap, we need to stop this fugly habit of yours FAST! Right here, right now before I get an ulcer!

Enough already kid my throats raw talkin’ to yer stupid ass. And these tunnels don’t make themselves!

I dig through solid earth without knowing where the FUCK I’m going except for my family giving direction over the Bluetooth earpiece, AND IT’S ALL AT ONCE!!!

On top of that, if I miss the target sometimes I dig through the Earth’s MANTLE!!!! IT’S AN AWFUL JOB FER ME!! So think about others than yourself for once, ya douche!

Before I go, one more thing. Change your hairstyle, you look like a fag!

Now……SCRAM!

5th Reset: (The player leaves their home, this time, Don burrows out of the ground)

Don: H-hey!

WAAAAHH!!

Oh my god! That seriously scared me! I thought I was gonna pee myself again!!

Hey there and all that jazz, the name’s Don Resetti. I’m Sonny Resetti’s big brother.

Sonny’s out sick and decided to call off work today, he said maybe I was best to handle it.

So Listen, my bro can get a little hot-headed at times and his language has been known to be a bit…questionable, and a bit explicit. Sonny is also a bit pigheaded, moleheaded?

But don’t get me wrong, the little guy’s got a heart, a big one. If didn’t do what he did, he wouldn’t care about his job. y'know? The world would stop turnin’, y'know what I mean (name)?

If Sonny’s behavior has offended you in any way, the Resettis would like to apologize in advance.

Oh wow! I forgot why was here. I’ll be moleskin if I don’t do my job properly!

Ahem, Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do… 🎵🎶

Resetting ain’t good, so don’t do it! Also save your game too, effort can be a bad thing to waste. Are we um, Crystal-like clear on that?

Okay! Im glad that’s cleared up.

See ya!

6th Reset- (Sonny bursts out of the ground, angrily flailing around with his pickaxe. But he is facing the wrong direction)

Resetti: GRAAAAGGHH!!!!!!

Where’s (name)?! Where is that no good, backstabbing, son of a bitch!?

(turns around)

THERE YOU ARE!!! You know (name) you’ve been a real splinter in my dick recently. I just got over a cold and YOU DO IT AGAIN!

Here I am, enjoying a nice piping hot bowl of chicken noodle, UNTIL THE RESET ALARM WENT OFF AND SPILLED IT ALL ON MY CROTCH!!!

MY DICK HURTS SO MUCH THANKS TO YOU!!

That’s the kind of effect you have on people. You resetting is like killing a rabbit in (player’s town), then some fuckin’ giant ass monster appears in (friend’s town)!

You’re an asshole that affects the world (name).

What’s that smirk? Do think that this is funny? Think I’m some sort of stand-up mole?

WIPE IT OFF FAST YA HEAR?!…….This isn’t funny at all, this shit’s serious.

My brother Don came out here and was “Mr. Nice Guy” with ya right? Well guess what Fort Fucker, “Mr. Nice Guy” gone now, used up that opportunity.

Now I have to deal with your stupid ass antics, AGAIN! So get some Trojan condoms motherfucker ‘cuz I gonna REEM your ass when I’m done with you!

Before I go, one more thing: Stop staring at people as they enter a room, ya look like a retarded dummy!

Now…….SCRAM!!

7th Reset- (Resetti bursts out of the ground, with a demented grin on his face, the grin is so wide that if he smiled any more his mouth would slide off in seconds)

Resetti:

HOWDY HOO (name), LET’S CHAT FOR A BIT!

Can I get ya glass of water? A plate of cookies? A sandwich? Well anyway, you reset AGAIN! Anything I can do to make you stop?

(Mr. Resetti’s smile diminishes and goes into a rage) FUUUUCCKKKKKKKK THHIIIIISSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t be nice to you, you don’t deserve it! It almost makes want to vomit knowing you reset this much, you fucking bastard!

YOU MAKE ME SICK TO MY GODDAMN STOMACH!!!!

Don told me,“Oh, why not be nice to (name)? Maybe he’ll stop and listen to you.”

FAT FUCKING CHANCE!!!

The thought of ME being nice to a dirt muncher like you makes wanna roll over into an early grave!

So how about this…

FUCK YOU!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!

AND FUUUUCK YOOOU!!!!

AND IN CASE THAT MESSAGE DIDN’T GET ACROSS IN ENGLISH!!! (Shows giant middle finger to player)

THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!! I KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE!!!

If I EVER have to come over here again, I’ll shove this pickaxe SO FAR up yer ass it’ll take the WHOLE hospital to remove it!

Before I go, one more thing: Watch the news!! ya might learn something, dumbass!

Now…….SCRAM!!

8th Reset- (The ground opens up as usual, but a geyser of (coffee) shoots into the sky for a second, then dies down to reveal Sonny in a white pajama top splattered with crap in one hand carrying a newspaper and another with his usual pick axe, his mining helmet is splattered with shit as well)

Resetti: You dirty bastard… You had to do it while I had the runs.

You just HAD to RESET while I was on the shitter!

One moment I’m shitting out my organs AS USUAL due to my ongoing stress with ya, then the NEXT THING I know the ALARM for Reset-Happy-Retards goes off!

Guess what happened next?

THAT’S RIGHT–I RELEASED MY BOWELS!!!

I can tell you right now that toilet is never going to be the same again. Even the plumber couldn’t fix that shit, and he passed out from the stench!

You proud of yourself!? Look at your giddy little ass over there smilin’.

OF COURSE YA ARE!!! IT JUST MEANS YOU LOVE THIS CRAP! YOU EAT IT UP!!!

Am I some kind of fuckin’ clown to you!? Some harlequin to amaze and amuse you!?

FUCK YOU FAGGOT!!!

I need a water closet thanks to you, and probably wouldn’t expect any money from you as a loan for it.

Y'know why?

POOR ATTENTION SPAN!!

POOR SOCIAL SKILLS!!!!

POOR BEHAVIOR!!!

POOR MANNERS!!

POOR PERSON OVERALL!!!

You’re just a reset happy little cheater is what you are! I got your number bitch!

If I happen to need an organ transplant cuz something eventually goes wrong with my body, YOU’RE gonna be my donor.

Because I’ll make sure you never see the light of day again!

Did that wake you up from Reset For Shits And Giggles Fantasy Land!? It better, because right now, I want some ME time!

Before I go, one more thing: Wipe your ass REAL good before you get done shitting!

For God’s sake your how old and you’re still making tracks in your boxers/panties?

Get with the FUCKING program kid, only bed-wetting-piss-your-pants BITCH babies do that shit, so WIPE!

Now…….SCRAM!!

9th Reset- (Mr. Resetti appears this time with gray tank top splattered with white goop and sweat. In one hand holding a pick axe, the other, a box of tissues)

SON OF A BITCH!

Y'know I was just beating off to my latest porn I bought, “Moles Gone Wild 7” and you had to FUCK it up!

This one bitch was at her climax and she was squirting like a Super Soaker! But no, you had to go and press that STUPID FUCKING BUTTON again didn’t you?

Now ol’ Resetti gotta put his porn back for ANOTHER day! (like THAT’S ever gonna happen with you!)

I now gotta read you the riot act. Do you know how HARD it to dig one these tunnels with a stiff cock?!

IT HURTS LIKE FUCK!!!

Every now then when I dig the damn thing is getting hit with various rocks and gravel! You want to know what made it like this?!

VIAGRA!!!

Yeah, doc’s been telling to cut down on the stupid shit on my down time. But how can I with YOU around?

Let’s do EXAMPLES again, since those are oh- so-FUN to do!

Let’s say resetting is like my dick right now, it’s a hard habit to break, I know I’ve tried!

But if you BEAT IT OFF enough times then it won’t be a problem anymore, and it’s die down!

GET THE PICTURE?!?! Good!

One more thing: Don’t strangle yourself with a belt while jerking off, you sick fuck, you’ll kill yourself!

Y'know what, forget what I just said, just erase from your whole mind. It’ll probably save me a lot of trips over here anyway.

Now…….SCRAM!!

10th reset: (Big Daddy Resetti appears)

Hello there I’m Big Daddy Rethetti, the father of the Rethetti brothers. You and me kid, we got ithues to dicuth.

Now ath parth of the Rethet Thurveillanthce Thenter, I’m the bosth, but that'th bethideth the point, to keep the general public aware of the dangerth of rethetting.

(you get two answers, “What are the dangers?” and “Ha!”)

(Choose “Ha!”) Are you making fun my acthenth!? You better juth thtop right there pal, Big Daddy don’t play games with clownth.

Do ya wanna prevent the rethetting problem, or you wanna become part of the peanut gallery?

(Choose “You call that an acthenth, sounds more like a hair lip!” or “Sorry I’ll listen.”)

(Choose “You call that an acthenth, sounds more like a hairlip!”)

Thonny was right, ya are just some bathtard with no manners! You need to rethpect your elders! Give me an apology athole!

(Choose “I’m thorry”, or “I’m sorry”)

(Choose “I’m thorry” and Big Daddy will repeat the last speech)

(Choosing “What are the dangers?”, “Sorry I’ll listen”, or “I’m sorry” will go to this dialogue)

Good! The dangers of rethetting are just one in particular, but it ONLY needs to be one.

Rethetting you thee, abolisheth data that YOU earned ath the right ath the player. So in turn, you are only hurting yourthelf.

Thankth, it’s eathy to think of something negative when thingth go your way in game, but that doethn’t mean you rethet and a thart all over. Ya gotta roll with the puncheth, go with the flow.

Tho don’t rethet from now on! ya here? By the way, Don thays hi!

One more thing: thay in school and go to college! You’ll get a good job and get money there!

Now THRAM!

11th reset: (Sonny will appear with his original gear on, but he’s holding a nearly empty bottle of Jack Daniels and is piss-yourself-drunk)

DAAAHH!!!

IT TOO LOUD AND BRIGHT!

FUCK YOU THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!!!

Ooohh great, it’s the walkin’ talkin’ garbage can, the one and only (name)!

You reset again didn’t ya, DIDN’T YA?!?!

Well c'mon, you me are gonna have it oouut! C'mon, I’ll kick yer ass! I shit myself, I’m already halfway there!

(starts crying his eyes out) Why do you do this meeee?! Do you HATE me? I’m not that bad a person. I’m a big (BELCH) teddy bear! (Sobs)

(shits his pants and starts laughing) Dah hah hah haaaah! That gave you something to think about didn’t it? Well gotta go and toss out these undies! THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT!

(shits his pants again and laughs agains) Ha! You got that one didn’t ya! Yeah!

One more thing: alcohol FUCKS you up! But it was funny, huh?

Now, uh…uh…DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE OR SERIOUS SHIT HAPPENS!

(shits his pants for a third time and burrows out)

12th Reset- (Resetti appears this time smoking marijuana, his eyes are pink and halfway closed)

Duuuude, awesome colors, man.

Why am I here again? …Oh, you reset which means I’ve gotta talk to ya before my DAD gives lip about it. Uh…don’t reset or something?

Hey, you want to hear a funny ass joke? A man and a woman are going at it hot and heavy, until they hear a sound at their door. It’s their son Timmy.

Timmy says, “Oh my God” and runs out the room. The father says, “I’ll go talk to Timmy”. He walks down the hall to find Timmy giving it hot and heavy to grandma.

The father says, “Oh my God!” Timmy replies, “Not so funny when it’s your mother now is it?” You like that one? That killed at the family reunion. I’d put Dr. Shrunk off stage with that joke.

Got anything to eat in there I’m fuckin’ hungry! Ah forget it, Mama Resetti’s got them nice Rice Crispy Squares back at the Reset Surveillance Center, which our home now since the family took over.

I know, bum deal right? Got work 24/7 to listen to a loud alarm, then stop what you’re doing, just to tell somebody to stop doing something as little as resetting. It’s ludicrous, man!

It’s especially hard on me because I’m always the main guy to deal with it, but every fifth reset in a row on my family members handles the job for me.

Goes like Don, who you’ve met, my brother, always willing to help out and be nice, comes from my mother’s side.

Then my dad “Big Daddy”, “Mister Hard Ass”, he’s gets on me when my behavior is a little “out of control”. Geez, dad get a grip! I mean he’d be pissed to if he had to deal with crap I had to on a DAILY basis.

Then there’s Mama, she is the nicest person in the whole wide world, there isn’t a nicer or more generous than her.

But finally there’s my cousin, “Vicious” Vole Vinnie, the meanest, most foul-mouthed mole around. He’s been kicked out his home for awhile 'til he straightens up, but I doubt it.

The guy’s a real inferno, I mean I’m nothing compared to him. I might scare people a bit when I talk, but this guy’s the BIGGEST asshole alive! So you’ve been warned, kid.

Wow, this stuff really mellows ya out!

One more thing: Weed is awesome! You should try it out sometime!

Have a nice day, Mr/Mrs/Ms/Miss (name)!

13th Reset- (Resetti appears this time with a brick of cocaine, and slams his face into it)

*SNORT*

HAAAAAH

FUCK YOU!

One more thing: RESETTING AND RAZORS ARE FOR GODDAMN PUSSIES!!! SCRAM BITCH!

14th Reset- (Resetti will appear with a bag of crystal meth, bloodshot eyes, and messed up fur)

I’m so FUCKING pissed off!

One more thing: DON’T RESET!

UP, UP, AND AWAY MOTHERFUCKERS!

(Resetti flies away for some apparent reason)

15th Reset- (Mama Resetti appears with a beam of light from the sky, doves from above, and an angelic chorus singing)

Hello there hon! I’m Mama Resetti, but you can call me Mrs. Resetti.

Would you like a cookie? No? Okay, some other time then, hon. Well, my lil Sonny is out sick today so I’d thought I’d cheer the both of you up by filling in. Sounds good hon?

Alright, look at adorable smile! I don’t know why my husband and Sonny were so worried about, you seem like a good egg (name).

Of course I feel bad my lil boy’s relapsing from a that “bad stuff” he had in his system… But I’m sure he’ll be as fit as fiddle afterwards!

Now onto resetting. I understand with resetting, it’s like a piece of candy you can’t get enough. But what if all that candy runs out?

The same goes for your gaming system, if you reset too much you going to hurt the poor thing dearie.

So please be a nice, caring, kind, and gentle soul like you are and don’t reset, save your game hon.

Have a WONDERFUL day!

16th Reset: (Sonny bursts out of the ground, angrily flailing around with his pickaxe.)

RAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!

DON’T FUCKING RESET!!!

WHAT’S IN YOUR FUCKED UP HEAD DON’T YOU GET?!?!?

Gaahhhhh…….Hooooo…….Haaaah…..Seeing spots over here…

You know you’re givin’ me ALL sorts of health problems, you know that you little bastard? I just relapsed, now I gotta deal with your shit again!

I got chronic tunnel toe 'cuz of you! I’m on shittastic diet now thanks to your sorry ass.

I have to make yogurt from scratch. Try eating spicy meatball yogurt, it’s awful shit, tastes like cat shit mixed with some Indian food!

Thing is, MY life ain’t fun thanks to YOU resetting.

HEY HEY HEY!! you were gonna do it again weren’t ya?! You were gonna reset on me! Go ahead! do it, I’ll just keep coming back fucker.

Plus I’m not stopping this conversation unless truly understand me, m'kay?

(answer either “Got it” or “Huh”)

(Huh) What are you retarded? Am I speakin’ in tongue to ya’ stupid? Was my last speech too difficult for the idiot with the brain the size of an atom. Don’t make me repeat the whole thing again Fort Fucker, I’m tired an’ worn!

(Got it) Good you better ya gutless door mat, 'cuz if I gotta come over here again, I’m getting a lawyer to sue you for everything you got, so watch it!

One more thing: wash your crotch, it smells like a fucking fish market down there. I travel umpteen miles all over Bum Fucked Egypt, and I gotta smell that shit. Scrub it REAL good ya bum!

Now………SCRAM!!!

17th Reset- (Sonny bursts out of the ground, angrily flailing around with his pickaxe.)

GRRAAAAAHH!!

STOP.

JERKING.

FUCKING.

CHAIN

YOU

FUCKER!!!

GAH…….HAH…hooooooo…..gaaaahhhh…..

Blood pressure’s at an all time high now! You know I get the feeling you hate me, don’t you?

You do this just for kicks. Look at the ugly ass smile…. STOP IT, STOP IT!!! You fucking hurt me…

No one pushes it this far, NO ONE! But I’ll straighten you good this time punk!

Let’s see nothing in the manual for a case like this….

AHA! I’VE GOT IT!

You’re gonna repeat a line I’m gonna state to ya exactly as I say it. Screw it up and we do it over again, punk!

1,2,3! okay no feedback. Now say… “I AM A RESETTING, CHEATING, FAGGOT FUCK OF A PUNK” (it’s varies every

Go on say it professsor!

(Say something different or do it incorrectly) Are you deaf?! Or are you fucking with me again?! Trust me punk we’re gonna be here all day if keep it up. So cut the crap and say the line will ya?

(Say the phrase correctly) Yeah that’s what I thought. That’s you all over. As long as we understand each other then we got no problem. But seriously, kid I’m getting’ pretty tired of that devil-may-care attitude of yours, it’s the fucking pits for me!

One more thing: get some dental work done ya snaggletoothed fuck!

That smile looks so bad it could scare your reflection. Hell, I even shit my pants lookin’ at them damn things.

Now………SCRAM!!!

18th Reset- (Sonny bursts out of the ground, angrily flailing around with his pickaxe.)

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!

RESET RESET RESET!

THAT’S ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUNK!

I think I get you now, you wanna reset. Well let me help ya, I’ve got a reset button of my very own right here my holster.

I’ll reset everything, clean FUCKING slate, you won’t have to worry about resetting no more. That sound good douchebag, you want that?

Fine, here it goes the grand daddy of all resets!

(Everything goes black for several seconds) HA! Did I scare you? Did somebody wet their pants in real life out there?

Good, because the next time I won’t just do that, I’ll tunnel through your house, you little monster!

One more thing: Clean them undies, ya crapped yourself when I pulled that stunt ya little wuss!

I didn’t expect you to be such a coward, especially after you reset this much, ya prick!

Ya know, just throw 'em away they’re starting to stank up the joint, wimp!

Now………SCRAM!!!

19th Reset- (Resetti pops out of the ground and faces the player with a tired appearance, he has sunken eyes, a droopy nose, and slightly matted fur. Overall, he just looks like he’s about to cry)

Ugh…you just don’t quit, do ya?

You know I’m going to be real calm about this, this time, you know why? Because it’s habitual now. My doctor tells me why stress over something that’s not going to fix itself.

That means you kid, are a permanent problem. Either that or you enjoy doing this for shits and giggles because I somehow entertain you in some way. But whatever…

Look at it this way, (name), if you keep resetting every day for the rest of your life what will you accomplish by honest means?

That’s what I’m talking about, Honesty. it’s the best policy to ever exist. Yeah, so mull that around your noggin for a bit.

I might as well tell you this is my last time tunneling out due to your “problem”. From now on, my cousin Vinnie deals with you.

And let me tell you, after you’re done with him one time, you’ll never want to reset again. So yeah, I said my peace. Hopefully you’ll give this whole reset thing a rest.

*Sigh* Before I go, one more thing: get a dictionary the next time you reset, because you’re gonna need it.

Now…forget it you know by now, I’m tired… *sniffle* (by now, he’s out of his hole on the ground weeping, you have 2 choices. “What’s the matter?” or “Fuck You!”)

(What’s the matter?) Kid, you dunno how hard my life is. Every day, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY! I have to deal with bullshit at every second.

One minute Don’s complaing to me about laundry, the next one dad’s all whiny about me acting out over something little.

And the third, V-Vinnie’s hav-havin’ a dr-dru-drunken poker party! I’m so sick an’ tired of it!!

*Sonny’s arms are stretched out, he wants a hug from you. The player presses A to do so. You can hug him as long as you would like, or until he’s stopped crying*

Heh, thanks kiddo. I kinda needed to get a that outta my body. Don was right, I should be nice to you.

Well, look at the time, I gotta get tunneling before Mama’s done with dinner. We’re having Chicken pot pie! (It’ll be delicious [name]! Too bad you ain’t coming, you don’t deserve none!)

*Tunnels out*

(Fuck you!) You know what, FUCK YOU TOO (NAME)! You make my life a living hell since you reset every goddamn day of the year! I hope my cousin Vinnie burns you in a FIRE!!

*tunnels out*

20th Reset- (Vicious Vole Vinnie pops out…)

Vinnie:

LOOK AT THIS RESETTIN’

COCKSUCKIN’

BUTTFUCKIN’ FAGGOT RIGHT HERE!!!!!

What are you smilin’ at, chump? The name’s Vinnie, “Vicious” Vole Vinnie.

Learn it, fear it, an’ say it. 'Cuz I HATE it when some FUCKTARD like you screws it up!

(Looks at you) HEY HEY HEY! What the FUCK are you lookin’ at loser!?

Settle down before this mole gets really fuckin’ pissed, jackass…

(looks back to your character) Now what the fuck was I talkin’ about before I lost train of thought due to that duckweed over there?

OH YEAH!!

YOU RESET, DIDN’T YA?!?!

Listen good you cum guzzlin’ jizz bag 'cuz I get real irrated if I gotta repeat myself to retarded people like YOU!

When YOU reset, it’s like starting a national crisis back at base.

A loud as fuck siren goes, Don calms every down, AND SINCE YOU RESET SO MUCH, I gotta talk to retarded ass from here on out!

It takes a lot time out MY busy fuckin’ schedule. I mean I was just watchin’ a fuckin’ football game an’ you had to ruin it you inconsiderate little cocksucker.

It’s obvious you have NO consideration for other people or sports for that matter ya cheap bastard!

So if I have to come over here again an’ you interrupt my “ME” time, I’m gonna kick your ass dead kid.

One more thing: Dress normal like everyone else you little pole smokin’ grease bag!

For fuck’s sake it’s miracle no one’s called you a GODDAMN queer yet!

Now…….

FUCK OFF CHUMP!!!

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