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jamalgripperton46290 · 8 months

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The Wall Around Our Love (Donald Trump x Elmo)

Jamal Gripperton's Masterlist

A/N (if you haven't already read it go read it now then come back)

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**News Report To Alla dem Sesame Street Citizens**

"Breaking news! This just in, Trump has allegedly claimed to build a wall all through Sesame Street, including some border laws. Anyone who objects against it, will be deported. This is Big Bird, and you're watching: BBC" (iykyk)

Elmo was absolutely heart broken. He felt as if his heart had shattered in two. Sesame Street was his home he couldn't be separated from his friends, they were like family to him, a family he didn't have. He wouldn't let this happen he HAD to do something about it. Trump couldn't do that, he had no right to, especially for no reason other than the fact he just wanted to. No matter how much power trump had, he just couldn't do that. Elmo was gonna stand up for Sesame Street, his home, his life, his world. He had to do something, he just had to, and he was, even if it meant he had to get deported.

**Fast forward 2 days later**

Trump had just arrived to sesame street after a grueling, tedious and exhausting plane ride to Sesame Street. He just couldn't believe he had to work beside freakin puppets, and his overly high ego thought he was way above them (Dude thought wrong). About 15 minutes later, he got a message from his manager, AKA, his good ol friend John.

Johnny <3 : Hey Donny there's some red puffball dude from sesame street and he wants to do a live interview if u want i can cancel it.

Donald Duck: Naw dawg its fine, ill do it only cuz i wanna delay actually buildin the wall with these air heads as much as possible.

Johnny <3 : Sure dude i'll tell em to make it for 3 that ok w u?

Donald Duck: Ya ya dats cool.

Johnny <3: Kk baii man see ya @ da bar later

Donald Duck: You know it ma man

**Fast Forward 3 PM**

Elmo was impatiently waiting until the clock FINALLY striked 3 as he stood outside of the BBC news building.

"2:40, ugh, when will it be 3?!" he couldn't bear the thought of waiting even more. 2:45, he swore that it had been about 20 minutes since he last checked the time. After about a million times of turning his teletubbie phone on and off and leaning against the wall, the clock finally struck 3. In the blink of an eye, he was ushered inside and sent to hair and makeup before he had got to see the news set in person and it was weirdly intimidating.

He was snatched out of his thoughts by a hand on his shoulder. "Hey there Elmo! I think you already know who I am, but just so you know, were gonna start filming in 2 minutes so you should probably get on the set." Big bird proclaimed with a friendly smile. "Wow, I can't believe it... it's actually you!" Elmo beamed in pure disbelief.

"You bet it's me lil chickadee! Well, I'll talk to ya later, were about to start." Big Bird reminded the fuzzy red headed fellow as he started to walk off in the distance. Elmo rushed to his seat but stopped dead in his tracks. Blue ocean-like orbs struck him speechless. How could one evil man look so... godly? He didn't even notice he was staring at him star-gazed until...

"Oy! You! Yes you! Red ball of yarn! Get your ass here so we can just get this over with" Trump barked angrily. And holy pancakes dude, this expired 2-year-old couch cheeto had a goddamn temper.

A couple minutes passed and the cameras started rolling. He was now on live TV for all of Sesame Street to see.

"Good afternoon Sesame Street, this is the daily 3 o'clock news, and today we're here with Donald Trump and our city representative, Elmo. How are you doing Elmo?" Big Bird announced with a pearly smile. Oh no, Elmo couldn't talk in front of probably all of Sesame Street, it was way too nerve-wracking, but he had too for his home.

"Thanks for asking Big Bird, and I'm doing great..." Elmo managed to speak. "That's great! What about you Trump?" Big Bird pried. "I'm doing fine" Trump muttered. "Okaaayyyy... well enough dilly-dallying! So, Trump, why'd you decide to build a wall through our town?" Big Bird asked with slight annoyance.

"Well, because I believe having a wall separating the town in two, would improve the economical growth, as you won't have your family as close so, you wouldn't have as many distractions to your everyday life." Trump explained "The amount of days off per average here is outrageous and is why your podunk of a town is so broke. But remember, I'm only doing this because I care about the citizens of Sesame Street and don't want to see your town crumble down, which I bet you don't either." Trump finished with a grin. What was this overcooked orange biscuit going on about? It would only make things worse, clearly.

"With all due respect Trump, I think that would only make things worse, I mean, taking away their motivation? Sounds pretty idiotic if you ask me." Elmo defended; he wouldn't let him win. "I have to go with Elmo on that one Trump" Big Bird agreed. "You're only saying that because he's your friend, one day you'll see the benefit of this and regret your opinion." Trump declared and motioned for the cameras to stop.

After one last glance around the room, Trump left. Even if what Trump had said offended Elmo, he still had a burning feeling to go after him, and so he did.

"Trump! Wait up!" Elmo called, hoping he could hear him. "What do you want midget?" Trump asked, irritated, wanting to walk away but... why didn't he? "Well, I walked here, and since you said you cared about the citizens of Sesame Street, I was wondering if you could drive me home?" Elmo cooed. "Can't you just walk home again?" Trump replied. In response Elmo looked up at him with puppy eyes "Please?" Elmo begged. "Ugh FINE get in" Trump finally budged, annoyed as hell.

Throughout the car ride, Elmo saw Don-don-

No, TRUMP

Adjusting his pants. The suddenly, the car stopped.

"I can't keep driving this car with you here-" Trump said as he moved closer to where Elmo was sitting "And not being able to fuck the brains outta you" Trump finished his sentence by smashing his lips against Elmo's fuzzy ones. Elmo was dumbfounded, this wasn't really happening... was it? Nevertheless, this was dream worthy. Trump's tongue was exploring Elmo's mouth making sure not to miss anything.

Elmo had stripped Don-don bare to the cheeks. He had looked away for a split second, when he felt a wrinkly hand on his poofy yarn stick. Don-don's mouth was on him, and it was simply otherworldly, his experienced tongue wrapped around his dong, sucking and licking all around his length took his breath away - literally. Multiple more times of licking and sucking Elmo's special sauce squirted out.

"Hop on me Elmy" Don-don implied with a growing smirk on his face. Elmo obviously did and rode Trumpy like a cowboy, jumpin up and down, soon enough, the black interior of the car was snowy white. Trumpy and Elmo were breathless after what seemed like hours of slamming into each other with full force, moans and squeaking the only things you could hear in that poor car.

"Trumpyy?" Elmo cooed "Yes Elmy?" Trump softly replied, "Its probably past my bedtime, can you drive me home now?" Elmo asked with a yawn, "Sure thing Elmy, anything for you my precious red-dongled baby. Heck, I'll even stop the wall project for you, anything to make you happy Elmy" Trump responded pulling him in for a hug.

Trump dropped off Elmy at his house and blew him a kiss "I'll see you soon sugar"

"Elmo will be waiting for you Trumpy!"

"I know you will!"

And with that, Trump drove away with the rising sun.

Who knew a project meant to separate just brought them closer?

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A/N

This was one weird idea ma bros, it's Jamal here, and I wrote alla this one, but it wouldn't have been readable without Beezy, cuz she edited this one, and like, all of the others, so it's always a team effort. Hope all of u guys r still here and waitin for more chapters to come.

-Jamal Gripperton and BeezyBee <3

#donald trump #elmo sesame street #elmo #big bird

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retxiel-has-nothing-better-to-do · 2 years

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[Translation] Otona no Meruhen Vol 8: 「Tsukiyo no Hime ～Juusha no Kare～」

Four years later, and I still haven't found a translation (・∀・) so I decided to translate it myself, with the help of google translate and raw intellectual power =u= This is literally my first translation ever so excuse me if I have any mistakes o.o This took me a ridiculous amount of time to translate oof Tora is just really cute here~ Other than the moe gap ouo So yeah this is what I am doing at the end of the year. Uhh anyways if you're reading this, I hope you enjoy!

Oh yeah, this is R18. So uh, that's your warning before you decide to continue.

Synopsis: https://dauriculaire.tumblr.com/post/164589798250/%E5%A4%A7%E4%BA%BA%E3%81%AE%E3%83%A1%E3%83%AB%E3%83%98%E3%83%B3%E5%92%8C-%E6%9C%88%E5%A4%9C%E3%81%AE%E5%A7%AB-%E5%BE%93%E8%80%85%E3%81%AE%E5%BD%BC-otona-no-meruhen-wa

大人のメルヘン和「月夜の姫～従者の彼～」 CV: 一重細目 (???)

Track 1: Meeting (出会い) [0:05] P.. Pleased to meet you! I am Tora. My name was given to me by your father. Starting from today, I will also be living here. I look forward to working with you! Eh? But.. I-Is that okay? For me to call you 'Sis'.. Uwahah..! That makes me happy! Then, please feel free to call me Tora! Yes, I'll be in your care as well! Oh! That reminds me! This! It's for you Sis. It's a flower I found on the way here. It's really pretty, so I want to give it to you. Yes. I'm happy to know that you're pleased with it. No, I'm glad! I get to see Sis's laughing face.. From now on, I'll continue to make you smile a lot okay? [1:46] Sis... hic gulp ..Can I please sleep together with you? I had a terrible dream... [2:17] I really hate the rain. It.. scares me so much. Sis.. you're so warm. Yes, I feel more calm now. Are you sure? Is it really okay for me to sleep here..? Okay~ ( ꈍᴗꈍ) Sis.. really is warm. And.. smells nice. ...It calms me down.

Track 2: Attendant (従者) [0:12] Oh? Sis~! Ugh.. O-Ouch.. Huh–? I won't cry! I'm a man after all..! I'm fine. There's really nothing to worry about! It will surely heal soon even if you leave it alone. More importantly! I wanted to eat some peaches since earlier so.. would you like to eat together? Certainly! Sis, you like peaches right? That's good (. ^ ᴗ ^.) Then, I left them over there, so let's eat them together! [1:05] Here, eat up~ Ehehehe, looks delicious~! Peel off the skin and.. Uh? *cute frustration noises* ..Ugh.. It won't peel off. Uh? Here. Thank you so much! Ehehee~! Well then, thanks for the food! Mm~! Tasty.. Oi? Where is it? Please stop, I can do that much myself. Jeez Sis.. You're so quick to treat me like a kid! Again, I'm not a kid. [2:03] This presence.. Again? These days, it seems highly rumored that there's an extremely beautiful princess that lives around here. More importantly.. doesn't it seem like they're taking way too much trouble just to catch a glance? ..A-Ah! No, it's nothing. So Sis, would you like to eat the rest inside? It's too sunny here and it's a little hot. *frustratedly grumbles* Isn't it a good idea? Let's please go inside already! Hurray! Okay, go inside now quickly. [2:54] Eeee..! Kk.. Jeez, even if I said I was okay.. (⇀‸↼‶) Ngh.. It hurts, but I'll do my best. Sis? I.. want to be your attendant. Actually, I have already asked your father about it. I.. really want to protect you. That's– It's... A-Anyways! Your father already gave his permission. That's why, I'll always from now on, be by your side! To guard you. So now, all I need is your permission Sis. Eh? Me too. I also think of Sis as my real sister. That's why I call you as such. But I truly want to protect you. Please. [4:06] Can't.. I? I want to stay by your side... In that case, it's fine right? That's good! Ah, likewise. I look forward to working together. If you feel like something is troubling you or anything, please feel free to tell me okay?

Track 3: On a Rainy Night (雨の夜は) [0:05] The moon is rather obscured today isn't it? There are more clouds out than usual. Rain? Ah, I see. It might start raining soon huh..? Eh? Are you sure? Ah no, but earlier today, I just said that I would start protecting you Sis. Yes.. I'm still not good with rain. Uah! Please keep it a secret from your father alright? If he knows that I'm sleeping with you at this age.. It's a bit embarrassing.. Downright miserable. But it's hard for me to overcome. [0:57] Sis, do you know why I came here? I was actually abandoned by my parents. We didn't have any money at home. No food neither. So.. maybe, they had no other choice but to throw me out. I remember that I was asked to do it first but... Since the birth of their new child, I told myself, "I'm sure that they could live a better life than now." Around that time, your father took me with him.. He told me that he understood my situation because he too was also poor. Yes. Although now, it looks like he's become more wealthy since you came here Sis. That's why I too, am able to live together with you both like this. Everyday is fun, and I get to eat enough food and have a full stomach. I'm really happy here. [2:04] Yet.. On a rainy day, I almost always end up being reminded of it. My family and.. When I went to say goodbye, because it was also raining that night. That's why, when I first came here, I-I thought it would all just be temporary. I was scared. The tears wouldn't stop flowing out. Oh! Now, it's not as bad as it used to be. Though, it still makes me feel a little lonely but, I'll probably... overcome it soon right? Ah, the rain is already starting to pour isn't it? Sis? Is it really okay with you? You won't make fun of me for acting childish? [3:13] Tonight, I feel like I'll be able to sleep well~ Of course. Heh~ Sis.. I love you.

Track 4: Moon Viewing (月見) [0:03] Sis~! Oh, so you were here all along. Sis! You have a visitor. Hah.. I thought you would say that. I declined it, don't worry. Well, I guess it won't work if you don't agree to it. I'll tell them that you don't feel particularly well. Even so, that person was quite an item– (T/N: I think he was insulting the person? Like, 'nakanaka' meant 'good' but shibutsu meant 'useless thing' so like, I think he meant that the person had a kinda stuck-up personality as a high status person maybe?) Ah nothing! They're quite tenacious aren't they? Is it that you just got used to giving out refusals? I'm talking about the marriage proposals. A jeweled branch from Hōrai, two robes made of Chinese fire-rat skins, the Buddha's stone begging bowl. After that, a cowry shell born from a swallow, and the pearl from the dragon's neck was it? “If you succeed in bringing it to me, I shall accept your proposal for marriage,” you said. Those things you mentioned.. do they even exist? So Sis can be a mean person too I see~ [1:11] Well, thanks to that, most of your suitors gave up. A few haven't, yet you seem to be doing as well as ever. That said, you're around the age where you should think of getting married, your father said. Then, do you not plan on getting married to anyone? Ah..! What a relief.. Nothing. I think you're truly beautiful Sis. That's why it isn't strange to think that everyday, someone would come to ask for your hand in marriage. Please don't say that! I meant that.. Sis is as lovable on the inside, as well as the outside. So please, never change yourself. Sis, you're beautiful just the way you are. Ehe~ Well then, I have something to do, so I'll be off for a bit. Oh yeah. Tonight, let's go for a stroll again together okay? [2:41] Sis, please be careful of where you step. Huwah.. You can see the moon really well over here. You like the moon a lot, don't you Sis? Nowadays, you often look up at it during the night. Yesterday you came to see it. Today as well. Not at all. I'll just watch you while you watch the moon. Ehehehe~ Should I stop? (・∀・)? [3:21] I like the moon as well. But lately, it makes me feel a bit envious. I mean, because you'd usually only stare so intently when you watched over me. No, nothing. Maybe it's jealousy or something, not about what you're– I'm just worried. One day, some man will take Sis somewhere away from here.. I understand. Women are supposed to– have the obligation to get married. But, still, I don't want you to marry anyone Sis..! I'm sorry for being selfish. Heh? Is that true? ..Really? You, really won't marry anyone, you'll promise me that? I'm glad! Sis please.. stay as my sis forever okay? Hey, Sis? I'm still not that much taller than you; I'm not strong either. I've still got a long way to go before I become a man but, if I.. grow taller than you, and train more so that my martial arts are second to none. Maybe then I... [5:27] O-On second thought, that's enough for now! If that time comes then I'll be sure to tell you. Just for now, let's watch the moon for a little bit longer?

Track 5: Promise (約束) [0:09] The emperor.. hah.. I heard that the emperor wanted to.. hah.. see you in person..! That, is it really true? It is.. isn't it. I have also heard from your father. And the rumor was spreading like wildfire. Even.. out on the streets..! Of course! I undoubtedly believe your words. But, you.. with such a person.. You're being ordered to against your will right!? I hate it. Sis you haven't even.. you haven't even met him– having to get married to someone just like that..! I KNOW but–! [1:04] Why? Can you really say that? You can still refuse the emperor if you have any valid reason. Sis, you're.. hiding something from me aren't you? I have noticed ever since before. While looking up at the moon, Sis you.. always seemed to be thinking about something. And with that.. I've been pretending not to notice. Please tell me. What on earth are you hiding from me? Sis..! Please. I beg you, please tell me the truth! [2:03] Go back.. to the moon..? What do you mean? Sis are you.. not a person from this world? No way. It can't be— You're saying.. the truth? Then, you are here now.. to atone for your sins as some divine punishment? What sin did Sis even commit to get sent here? Why-!? Is it a sin to have a longing for this world? “It's an unclean place,” they said? P-Please wait! Your sin, when will it be forgiven? ..The next full moon? Isn't that already tomorrow?! *random thunder strike* That's... cruel. I couldn't even keep my promise when I said I would protect you. When I said, we'd stay together-! No matter what.. Yet, you knew you were going back to the moon eventually so you lied when we did that promise didn't you? ..Even if this world is unclean, I don't want you to go back. [3:37] What? I see. It wasn't.. my fault huh? You liar! Even ever since we first met Sis.. you would always–! Make excuses like that.. And now, you're going to leave me as well..! No stop, I don't want to hear it anymore! Sis I... I HATE you!

Track 6: (Four Times in a Row If Someone Knows The Title, Pls Tell Me :,)) (私が貴女を) [0:13] W-What do you want? ..I'm not crying. Please leave me alone! You won't be here after tomorrow anyways. You don't really care about me, do you? Because that's just the way it is isn't it?! You'll be.. gone tomorrow after all right? Just like back then. Please stop it. I really don't care anymore. Hurry. The moon, or wherever, why don't you just go? Sis is.. a pure and untainted moon dweller, is that right? Liar! You're still trying to deceive me, even though you're going to go back eventually..! Night after night, you would always stare at the moon like that. Rather than spending time here, you wanted to return to the moon right? If you really mean it, would you stay with me? Don't go back. Just.. stay with me. [1:41] In that case, you just have to get rid of it. From what you said, only pure things can exist on the moon right? Then... I'll gladly defile you. After that, you'll have no choice but to stay here. You said you would stay with me no matter what. You said you would.. keep our promise didn't you? That you won't leave.. and that you'll stay here. Well then, It would be fine.. if I tainted you right? Even if this is the only way I can think of, will you come to hate me? That.. Of course, it's obvious. I don't want you to keep treating me like a kid. So now.. 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 look at me properly. [3:21] This smell of yours. I like it a lot. Back then when I used to sleep together with you, being surrounded by your scent while I slept.. It comforted me. But now, it's.. even stronger than usual. I wonder why? Even your body too. It's hotter than usual. Would it be okay if I touched you more directly? Soft.. Since it's your first time being touched like this, aren't you.. a little nervous? But I want to touch you more. In all of the places, that no one's ever touched before. Here. And your chest too. Can I use my fingers? When I touch here, it would stiffen a bit. It's slowly getting erect.. Uah..! You don't have to! Please don't hide yourself. I want to see everything. Your body. And your cute expressions. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵. I want to see every inch of you. So, won't you turn over here? That's good.. Even though you seem embarrassed, you don't really mind right? Then, can I.. kiss you? Your lips are really soft.. U-Um.. Can I put my tongue in this time? *one protagonist-induced silence later* If you stay silent, I'll take it as affirmation you know. I already warned you right? Well then, I honestly, really like it so.. I won't ask you again another time. Why? Does it.. feel so good? This is bad.. I'd rather stop speaking. Why is it this sweet? Your lips~ [7:57] It hurts. The more I do this with you, the more my feelings start to overflow. I like you. I like you a lot. I love you! I know.. we have to do this now so I can protect you, but I don't want it to be like this. But! You'll be gone if we don't. Maybe if we had more time.. because, right now I'm still not– I'm not sure I could satisfy you. I'm sure.. I wouldn't.. be able to. But I.. already am a man? But, really? Am I really enough for you? Then, one more time. Like earlier. Please let me.. do it again. [9:57] Ah.. My apologies. I should have untied the obi belt earlier. Your kimono is all wrinkled. Aww.. Too bad. It's pretty dark because it's night. This place, I can't see it very well. I wanted to see! A little bit. But, you're fine with it since it's less embarrassing right? Then I have no complaints if it's like this. I can't see very well. But I can still tell. From the sound. If you're ready, is it okay if I? Ah.. Does it embarrass you? But it's okay. Right now, these sounds, and the cute voice you make.. no one else will be able to hear it except me. Since the rain will completely mask every sound so.. I usually hate the rain. Yet when I'm here with you, even the sound of rain seems comforting. It's quite strange. Should we already? Me too.. I want it to feel good. I'll enter slowly, okay? [14:04] It hurts doesn't it?

I'm really sorry! B-But whimper I can't... endure it for much longer.. I want to move already. I-I didn't know.. doing this.. felt so– good..! I am-! really.. s-sorr~! I can't stop! I'm sorry..! *starts to cry a little* W-What should I..? Already... I'm going to cum! [16:08] .. I apologize. Please wait! It's still.. not enough so... Uuh this.. still might not be sufficient. You too, right? Besides... More of you. I want to taint you more. This alone may not be enough yet. This time, it seems a bit less tight.. than before. That's why– it'll be.. ff~fine..! All the places. That make you feel good. Please tell me. What's wrong? Are you feeling good too? If I touch your chest like this.. Or here, it twitches whenever I tease it with my fingers. Just now, you tightened a bit. Then, I'll play with you even more here okay? It.. came out a lot. If it's mine, or if it's yours, I'm not really sure.. But, a lot's coming out of you. [19:42] I want to stay connected with you.. like this forever. Your insides.. feel warm, and surprisingly nice. I really want to stay with you like this forever. I love you. Sis..! [21:06] Sis! Sis–! Kuh.. Ahh~! Don't leave! Forever.. just stay with me...! Please. I'm coming... -again! May I? Too– Too much~ I'm already at my... -limit! Cumming! [22:46] Maybe... I can die now..? U-uuh.. Please wait! Don't move yet. I don't want to pull it out.. yet. This, wanting to stay connected with you. Is it not good? Why? I want to do more... and more. Because! When was it supposed to be again? Tomorrow? I can't wait so long. Hey, Sis.. I still haven't heard you voice your response yet. What do you truly think of me? I want to hear it properly. Yes, that. The words you said just now. One more time; please tell me again. Mm.. I can't hear you very well. One more time. Me too! I like you. I love you~! [24:24] Mm... Uhm. As I thought, for now, can we do it just one more time? Is it no good? You still have it in you so.. you can tell right? For tonight, just one more time and that's it. Please? Pretty please. Sis~ Hehe, you used to falter so easily like that whenever I acted cute. Ehe, I remember! Moreover, I have to fill you with more and more of me. Because I won't let you go back to the moon. So.. it's okay right?

Track 7: Whether It's Sunny or Rainy (雨でも晴れでも)

Track 7: Whether It's Sunny or Rainy [0:06] Are you looking at the moon again? In the end, you weren't taken away after all. As I thought, was it because of me? Is it possible that– you regret it? Hah~ Thank goodness. At least now, I can see you next to the moon like this. Just a bit later and I would've started to hate it. (‘=u=) [0:43] Oh! Ahh, I don't hate the rain anymore! For the longest time now, you'd always stay by my side and hold me close on days that were rainy. Now I actually quite look forward to them. Ah–! How can you say such a thing? How cruel. Personally, whether it's sunny or rainy. I wouldn't mind as long as I get to sleep together with you at night. [1:15] Is it okay.. for tonight as well? Because! Since that night, I always think of that time with you. What I feel towards you; I can't control it so easily. I want to.. touch you, so much that it's unbearable. "Someone will see"? Who would be able to see us? Gee, even though it's already this late.. ..Ahh.! By that, do you mean the people who come just to be able to see you? Thinking about it, it would probably be fine to let them look all they want! Then I'm sure; they'll have no choice but to understand that you're mine and mine only. So... if you insist so much, shall we confront them and intimidate them into leaving? [2:29] Nn..! Hah~ I understand. In that case, why don't we go to your room instead. Yes, that's right. It's a place where nobody would be able to see us right? Here, please stand. I'll pull you up. Come on, let's go!

Track 8: Bonus (おまけ) [0:03] Oh? Please wait! The kids have finished their training just now. Certainly. It is a bit hard, but teaching kendo to children is pretty fun. The children learn really quick. It's like there's nothing else for me to teach them huh? I also want to have my own child as soon as possible~ Pffft— Hehehmm~! Why did you get so red? [0:37] Listen. About that promise we made in the past, do you still remember? "When I grow taller than you, and my strength becomes second to none. If that time comes, then I would have something to tell you." [Kids: Teacher~!!!] Hah.. Yes, I can hear you all. Hehe~! Well then, let's continue this again later. In your room. [1:28] Oh? Ahh.. did you wake up? Yes, I came to visit you~ Didn't I tell you earlier today? "Let's continue this in your room." But actually, tonight's not a usual visit. I came to formally propose to you. Of course; I'm serious. Three days from today. I'll come back here to finally tie the knot with you. It will be proof that we are officially married. Then we'll eat mochi together on the third day okay? (T/N: “In the Heian period, mochi was often used in Shinto events to celebrate childbirth and marriage. In this period, it became customary in the aristocratic society for the bride and groom to eat mochi together at the bride's house three days after the wedding.”) I already managed to fulfill it; I grew much taller than you. And now, I've become strong. What's your reply? I've become a man who is second to none. Yes. Now that I am more confident in myself than back then, I want to be a man who can stand beside you. I desperately trained everyday. Even while sweating, I did my best. [2:46] Do you need time to give an answer? Then, please choose me. Get married with me. For three days. I'll come here every night from today until you say yes. Please. Allow me to make you happy. *you pull him in and kiss him* [3:48] ..I like you. You really are.. beautiful even at a glimpse. I can't. I can't take my eyes off of you for a moment. [4:44] Are you still embarrassed? If so, should I take mine off too? If we're both like this, you won't have to be embarrassed. Go ahead. Please feel free to look more closely~ What's wrong? After I went through the trouble of taking it all off. I want you to see. No matter where, or even, how I grew up. It's completely different from when I was a kid. You're bright red~! Then again, I don't think you'd be able to really understand just by looking at it would you? Here, give me your hand. Do you understand? It's now slightly muscular and a bit more stiff than it used to be right? The way your body is now is also completely different from back then. Here, your chest too. Please let me touch it. Even your arms. [5:59] Look at this! Do you know that you're getting fat? Geheh..! Fuhehe~ Hah.. I''m really sorry! You were just so cute, that I wanted to bully you a bit. It looks like our roles from back then have reversed hasn't it? That's true. Because, as long as I called you 'Sis', you would continue to see me as a younger brother right? But I wanted you to see me as a man. That's why I stopped calling you 'Sis'. It saddens you..? So that's how you feel. That's not true. I am me of course. I'll stay by your side 'till the end of time. I mean, I'm still in here in front of you aren't I? [7:02] If you're that worried.. you're free to check. My existence, my being. Feel more of me. [8:21] It's already starting to get a little wet. Is it okay if I lick it? That's no good~ Please don't move your hips too much. Otherwise, I can't lick it properly. I understand that your hips tend to move 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 expressively whenever you feel good but.. *chuckle* It's a lot more wet.. than before. Is it okay, if I put it in now? Please relax alright? It always... feels really.. uh..! amazing–! inside of you.. Today.. more than ever.. I want– to get the most! out of it. I'll raise your legs for you. Can you feel it–? That it's going.. much deeper–! than usual? Do you have, any idea..

uhh.! how.. deep it's going? Look! This part of me.. has also become a bit–! more than it used to be right? But even if we don't do it everyday, just even until tomorrow. Maybe it's not too excessive if you're enjoying it this much I guess~? (?) I've always dreamed of making it this far. That I'd.. finally have the advantage over you. I won't.. let you treat me like a kid anymore! Now, it's my turn to take care of you. Well then~ Come on! Let out more of your moans–! That cute voice of yours~! Let me hear more of it. I'm going to.. come–! [14:44] I like you so much. I love you. I won't let anyone else have you; I won't let you be taken to anywhere else. If the moon still hasn't given up on you then.. I'll continue to taint you, no matter how many times it takes. I'll fill more of you with me. For three days and three nights, I'll dote on you lots~ okay?

#otona no meruhen #Otona no Meruhen #r18 drama cd #drama cd #drama cd translation #otome cd #in conclusion google translate pa more

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areuwinningdaughter · 3 years

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possessive mammon says no

tw : dub-con sex (wow!), possessive mammon, lowkey almost goin yandere, penetration, just filthy smut

pairings : mammon x female reader

summary : you wanna go out, but mammon fucks you so you can't :)

reading time : 4-5 minutes / 1, 152 words

this is not SO DARK ! i rate this 3/5

"Mammon, can I pleeeease go out today? With Beel?"

You pout as you tug onto Mammon's shirt, only making him growls before shaking his head fast.

"Nope. Ya not goin' anywhere without me, human."

You sigh, slowly releasing the tug you have on him. It's always been like this, ever since you accepted Mammon's confession to be your boyfriend, (which he stuttered and you had to figure it out yourself), Mammon changed drastically.

He only allows you to spend time with his brothers, but only for an hour or two, an extra hour for Satan cuz' he helps you for your study. But only inside the mansion.

If you going out, he must be right by your side.

These days, he doesn't even allow you to speak to your few of your classmates, including Solomon.

When you decided to break his rule, he'd be very moody for days and ignored you, but still kept eyes on you.

"Why do you have to be such a scumbag..." You mutter to yourself, a part of you know that Mammon can actually hear you even while he's on his phone, but another part of you wish that he'd just ignore it.

Unfortunately, it's not the latter.

"Scumbag?! I'm only protectin' ya ass, human! Can't you at least be a bit grateful bout it?" He fights back, immediately throwing his phone to the side, locking eyes with you who is sitting beside him on the bed.

"Grateful?! Mammon, I've been in your room almost the whole day today! I'm bored, ugh!" You go fully grumpy, making Mammon also unhappy with your sudden brattiness.

"So ya don't like being with me?! S'that it?!" "Did I say that?! I just wanna go out!"

You both are now glaring at each other, but your voice is getting a bit lower, knowing that if you raise it too much, Mammon would be very, very unhappy.

And a very unhappy Mammon doesn't end up well for you.

"Ya can go out of my room!"

You roll your eyes.

"I wanna go out of this house of yours, Mammon! Don't you get it?"

Mammon growls again, before pushing you right onto the bed, his body trapping yours completely.

"Why ya always wanna act like a brat?" He whispers making you shudder a bit before he starts licking your ear.

You whimper at his saliva touching your skin directly. Squirming, you try to get out of his hold because you know where this is going.

But Mammon presses his body onto yours, even more, his weight completely forbidding you from running away.

"Mammon, I..."

You let out a gasp once you feel his teeth on your neck, as he bites quite deep into you, making sure that you can feel the pain he's feeling at the moment.

"You're mine, (y/n)! Stop asking to leave my side!" "T-that's not---!"

Mammon crashes his lips onto yours, biting your lips until bleeding. You wince in pain, but Mammon makes sure to make the pain go away by licking the blood off, letting you also taste the iron of your blood.

"Mine..." Mammon mutters, before unbuckling his belt, and his other hand uses to pull your skirt down.

You look at Mammon's cock which is getting hard, as he rubs his cock onto your clothed pussy.

The precum that's already coming out from him makes your panty completely soaked, along with your juices.

Mammon looks like he's in heaven (or hell???), as he closes his eyes, letting out deep groans and growls, feeling so pleased that he's able to feel your juices on his cock even when you still have your panty on.

"Mammon..."

You call out his name, feeling a gush of your juices coming out the more he rubs his cock on it.

"Tell me, human, what do ya want me to do to your pussy?"

You bite your cut lips, unable to handle Mammon's sudden deep voice and lustful eyes, which are looking down at you. Slowly, you spread your legs open for him even wider, biting your thumb, looking into Mammon back.

"F-fuck!" Mammon blushes, before looking away for a second, then he wraps his arms around you, hugging you close.

"Why you're so---... ugh, damn it!"

Mammon squishes you a bit before he positions you correctly once more. He pulls your panty down, as he looks at your glistening pussy, swallowing the water that almost comes out from his mouth, his lust and love for you are now uncontrollable.

"This, is all mine, right human?"

He asks you despite already knowing the answer, and if you answer incorrectly, of course he can just discipline you until you get the right answer.

But you're a smart kid, right?

"Y-yeah, Mammon... A-all yours..." You reply him with a soft voice, and Mammon doesn't hold back any longer.

He pushes his cock deep into you at first try, groaning loudly as he feels your walls around his cock.

"D-damn it, human...!"

Mammon starts moving his hips, thrusting into you at a fast speed. His cock is almost like a plug, fitting your hole nicely, (maybe a little bit too big?) before he pulls out and slams his cock into you again.

With every thrust, Mammon gives a kiss on your cheek, then your lips and your neck.

His hands gripping your waist so that your body can match his fast pace, as he continues to ram into you without taking a breath.

"M-mammon...!" You moan out his name in ecstasy and Mammon only smirks, feeling proud that a demon like him can pound into you this good and make you vulnerable.

Soon you can feel Mammon's cock twitching, so you tighten your hole even more.

"Fuck, human! You love my cock that much, huh?!" He fastens, pushing his cock into you even deeper and faster, hitting the right spot for you. You can only let out moans and whimpers, feeling so full of his cock.

"This cunt is mine, your body is mine, (y/n)...! No one can ever have you!"

A few more thrusts then you both soon fall into the greatest pleasure, as Mammon releases his cum deep inside you. He doesn't miss a single drop, as he continues to pump it all out, hoping that your hole can take all of his thick cum like a good girl you're.

Mammon falls his body on top of you, breathing heavily, breathing in your scent. He's satisfied.

Maybe, not yet.

So he positions himself once more.

"W-wait Mammon, I'm tired---" "If I don't do this, you'll keep crying for attention. I'll give you all of my attention so you don't ever, ask to get out again."

Mammon kisses your lips softly, while his eyes are looking somewhere.

Your gut tells you, or maybe you already know, that somewhere in his room, Mammon keeps chains and ropes, ready to tie you up if you ask to leave again.

me thinkin i barely play the game n yet i get horny seeing them like HOLY SEND HELP

awh mammon is my boy forevaaa ! i love him so much grrr

also, this writing somehow is not dark enough, its not too feisty, not too ROUGH so i don't like it :(

its only a smut with no gooooood ANGSTY stuff

i shall write mammon kills u next time

kk much love thank u for reading ! x

#obey me #obey me imagines #obey me smut #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #obey me mammon #shall we date mammon #posessive #yandere

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wetestinbabey · 5 years

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TG: yoooo johnnyboy

TG: whatsup hoe!!!!!

EB: oh, hi roxy!

EB: i'm just watching a movie hehe.

TG: ooooo whatcha watchin

TG: anythin good?

TG: anythin extra bad maybe

TG: knowin ur tastes lmfao

EB: hey, shush, my tastes are excellent!! it's not my fault i'm the only man of culture in our friend group, roxy.

EB: it's a hard burden, but it is one i shoulder daily.

EB: who else but i would appreciate classics like mac and me? i'm all alone, but i'm doing god's work.

EB: like........ whoever god is in our universe. still not sure if jesus was a real dude?

EB: anyway, i'm watching "the secret life of pets".

TG: omfg LOL did jake put you up to that

EB: how'd you know?

EB: actually, you don't have to answer that, this is excruciatingly mediocre and that's kind of a tell tale sign for him.

EB: like- his movie tastes i mean.

EB: not........ nevermind, you get what i'm saying.

TG: lolololol YEAH i gotchu man

TG: godbless that boy but hes got literally 0 filter on his taste in movies lmao

TG: he will dedicate hours of his life to some of the most truly mindnumbing content on this lil shindig we call earth and then call it a cinematic masterwork

TG: no offense to jake but the secret life of pets makes me wanna bore through my head with an industrial tunnel drill jus a lil bit

TG: ok that aside tho

TG: i gots

TG: a QUESTION for ya >:3c

EB: oh god.

EB: whenever you bust out that little kitty face i start fearing for my life.

TG: rightfully so good sir

TG: kk not really

TG: BUT

TG: the question

TG: wheeeeeeen was the last time u went clothes shoppin? >:3c

EB: huh? oh, jeez, i'm not sure actually? yeesh that's probably a bad answer, huh.

TG: YUH HUH IT IS

TG: >:3c

TG: >:3cccccccccc

TG: >:3cccccccccccccccccccccccc

EB:

EB: i don't know though, it's not like i need new clothes. i like my clothes! i'm stylish, right?

TG: john ily but cargo shorts went out of fashion about 5000 years ago

EB: pretty lame that they went out right as we got here. why don't people like them? i'm a god right, shouldn't i be setting the fashion trends here?

TG: j im litcherally so sry i have to say this but among our lil pantheon of godfriends you mite be the most out of da loop on fashion trends

TG: whatcha think of that name btw

TG: j

TG: i think its kinda cute on you ;)

TG: wonkwonkwonk

EB: lol, i dunno! i guess it's the same as the clothes for me........i'm just........me! i don't mind how people want to see me or call me or whatever.

EB: is that weird? i feel like it's weird.

TG: lol nah dats totally reasonable! sometimes u just gotta do u u know

TG: like look at me

TG: u dont see any other chumps out here doin tha whole california grl look but here i am jus bein me anyways

TG: and it owns!! bein urself is the best self to be i think

TG: but also liek

TG: sometimes u gots to examine urself u kno?

TG: like take a lil looksee inside urself and ask if u like what u see in there

TG: and like see that may b

TG: jus may b...

TG: cargo shorts just totes rnt ur thing anymore!

EB: ugh, i just don't like clothes shopping! who cares what i look like, it's just like, a vessel for living in.

TG: jeez john no need 2 get all in a tizzy abt it u dont like GOTTA

EB: huh.... that came off kinda defensive.

EB: sorry, not sure what got into me there.

TG: ur chill!! i guess its like a touchy subject 4 u? n thats totes fine hehe dw about it

TG: but like

TG: if u do ever wanna

TG: CALL ME >:3c

EB: hehe, yeah!

EB: you know, maybe i will just go for it.

EB: i dunno, i guess it's just weird to think about for me. i've always kind of worn the same stuff? i guess i was just so used to letting my dad pick my clothes that once he was gone, i just........

EB: yeah.

EB: anyway, i'll go with you if you want. can't promise i'll get any more stylish, but i'll give it my best shot for you rox.

TG: HELLA

TG: ok dope we r going on a fuckign clothing ADVENTURE!!!!!

EB: damn, i'm going to sound like such a huge dork asking this but uh.

EB: where do people like... go to get clothes.

TG: john o m f G

TG: we got options dog we could go anywhere u desire...

TG: lets seeeeeee

TG: why dont we start w/ smth a lil basic and branch out from there

TG: get ur toes in the meataphorical clothes water so 2 speak

TG: how boutttttt

TG: target? :D

EB: we have targets here?

TG: omg john sweetie

TG: how often have you stayed inside baby we gotta get u OUT more this is a veritable goddam target TRAGEDY

EB: well jeez, sorry for not being a corporate megastore buff!

EB: i'm not jane, roxy.

EB: sorry, was that mean? hm.

TG: LMAONSJDFNGHJH NO ITS FUNNY

TG: i <3 jane but goddam.....girl wild with her business obsession she could probs collapse the stock market w/in like a day w/ her corporate knowledge alone

TG: anyways thats FINE well get u there baby!!!! its all parta the rox brand plan!!!!!

TG: and like maybe once we conquer target we can getchu into a forever 21 or smth lmao

TG: anyway hows this friday sound?

TG: y/n on that badboy himme with a mf ANSWER boy!!!!

EB: uhh, yeah! that sounds good to me!

EB: i'll see you then roxy. :)

TG: CYU!!!! >:3cccccc

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tmntl0verthings · 7 years

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Textual Contact

chapter 3 × feat. Michelangelo

Y: hey ^>^

R: sup shortstack

Y: nm tallstack

R: thats horrible..

Y: wut?

R: tall stack? Really? Whered u learn that. School for the uncreative

Y: hey!

R: hey 😄

Y: 😒

R: so whats up?

Y: nm honestly. Im in gym.

R: And?

Y: its boring. U run around inside a room with smelly boys and snotty girls

R: its good for you

Y: shaddup

R: lol

Y: wbu?

R: im chillin. My second work out starts in 10 minutes.

Workout schedule: 6am-10am-3:00pm-7:30pm

Y: and where does training come into play?

R: whenever dad schedules it

Y: oooooh tell me about ur dad. Plz.?

R: uugh ur soooo wantttyyyyy

Y: yes..yes i am

R: lol well hes old, we were all orphans and he took us under his wing. Hes really been there for all of us. Even if we arent blood related.

Y: wow. Didnt see that coming. At all.

R: XD

Y: thats really sweet of him. So like what? U guys lived on the streets. Or orphanage's?

R: well we were just babies at the time so I dont remember

Y: oh alright

R: wbu. I dont know anything about you and im just spilling my guts

Y: ewwww!!

R: what

Y: thats so graphic! Omg the imagining in my head right now. -barfs- 😷😦

R: Lol so?? Tell me.

Y: well i live in bronx and Ivd been here for the last 8 years. I moved when i was just a girl. Life has been alright. I could do without the cat calling from guys. Its pathetic. I dabble in art sometimes. Only when im in the mood. I go to school (duh). I; just like any girl love to cook and bake. I just got into yoga.

R: nice. So what can u bake me?

Y: bake u? Like.. for u?

R: yeah

Y: practically anything. But i wanna see this ✌family✌ first.

R: quotes? really? Make me sound like a liar. Whats wrong wit' chu.

Y: well mmeehhhhh to u too grumpy

R: pfft 😝😝

Y: hey i gotta go. Gym teacher is walking my way.

R: mk

~3 hours later~

M: hheey gurrrlll

Y: lol nm. Wbu raphie kins

M:..are u raphs secret girlfriend or something. Cause only i call raph stuff like that.

Y: 😐 who is dis? Isnt this raphs account.

M: yeah im that kind of brother. So what's ur name sweetcheeks??

Y: y/n

M: ooh Mikey Likey.

Y: mikey? That's ur name

M: well my name is much longer so ppl call me mikey.

Y: oooohh. OH u must have a renaissance name too!

M: bingo

Y: whats ur whole name

M: eehhhh idk if i wanna tell you. Ur kiinndaaa short.

Y:....wut

M: ur kinda short

Y: well ur kinda weird

M: why thank you (Casinova voice)

Y: 😳

M: so tell me. How did u meet leo and then raph?

Y: leo texted me first by Accident thinking i was someone named april. Then leo used raphs phone which led me to talking to raph.

M: makes sense. So u like to bake?? I love baking! Im trying to make my own dish but i cant seem to get any right.

Y: oooh~ whats ur dish?

M: well it tends to vary. I tried to make a carrot lasagna. Failed ✖ Marble pancakes. Something went wrong there. ✖ I tried making chocolate covered asparagus. Failed✖

Y: oo so ur going all out?

M: yea.

Y: maybe i could help. Maybe i could finally meet ur family.

M: oh~ um. I dont think dad would like that. He doesnt like new ppl.

Y: but everyone loves me 😃😃😗

M: lol that may be true (idk) but i shouldnt disobey.

Y: ur family is very different from others ive met. Its like ur hiding. U guys dont go to a public school. Ur home schooled. U cant share ur 'Training' with me.

M: ..well its complicated. But lets not talk about that.

Y: but i want tooooooo

M: nu

Y: yeash

M: nu nu

Y: fine.. what do u do for hobbiez??

M: well i love gaming. I read comics. I guess u could say knunchucks are my passion. I use them everyday. I love movie nights OH and pizza friday. Llovveeeee pizza. Im sometimes my older brother's assistant. He's a nerd. Hes all sciency and stoof. Oh and im a drummer

Y: knunchucks! 😵😵 Wow bro. ..just wow. Thats awesome! Thats a ninja weapon right?

M: yea. But i live by a non-assassin code.

Y: wait... Is ur guyses training.. is it ninjitsue????!😱😱

M: ...nu

Y: awe. I was all excited for nothing

M: lol

Y: so whatcha doin

M: texting u during training

Y: lol so u stole raphs phone?

M:😈😈

Y: lmao so whats going on during training?

M: raph and don are in one team while Im on the other team with lameanardo.

Y: lmao ppl dont like leo?

M: hes like Secondary dad

Y: really? I havent noticed. Like legit havent noticed. No sarcasm in this.

M: lol well if u really knew him. Youd understand.

M: i gotta go. Leo and splinter are on my butt about me on raphs phone.

Y: Lol figured raph would be more on u than the others.

M: lol tru. Ttyl

Y: kk

~since its after school and ur at home. U decided to go for a walk with earbuds.

You clicked ur earbuds into the headphone jack and grabbed a pop tart before u left ur parents apartment. You opened the door to fell a perfect autumn breeze in the cool air. You slipped on your light blue sweater with dark blue lining. Your (hair brushed out/hair in a pony tail.) You locked your door and started walking. You walked around for 40 minutes. Your elbow got caught on the wire of your headphones making them pop out of your ears. You Ughed as you tried putting them back in. You stopped when you heard a trashcan lid fall. You froze as you looked down the sunset shadowed alleyway. You narrowed your eyes adjusting your vision. You saw something trying to stand still but you saw it move just a little as it was breathing. Your eyes grew wider in fear. you continued walking but then turned around to look at the alley one more time to make sure u werent imagining it. You didnt see anything. You felt something touch your ankle. You screeched with a jump back as you looked down to see a taby cat. You exhaled as you then looked up to see it was getting dark. A "let me out im stuck in your pocket" notification tone went off. You looked down to see Leo texted you. you answered his text as you walked away from the alley. Up above on a fire escape crouched over in the alley was someone watching you answer the text with their green eyes. They narrowed as they watched you walk.

L: hey

Y: aye 😀

L: whatcha doin?

Y: just walking around ny wbu

L: same

Y: maybe ill bump into you 😎

L: doubt it XD we're looking down at our phones.

~you laughed out loud by an apartment Leo was ontop of. Leo looked over the edge to see a girl on her phone. As she texted

Y: lol so tru

L: so where are you anyways? ~ leo heard a Let me out of your pocket notification from down below. He looked back down at the girl still standing there

Y: Im at est. N' broadway

L: ohh i see.

~ he heard the notification tone once again. He rose a brow at this point.

Y: wbu??

L: im no where near u ~leo lied considering thats exactly where he was~

Y: im getting hungry. Ooh i see s hotdog stand! Yaassss!!

L: lol

~leo saw the girl go and get a hotdog from Oscars dogs

His eyes widened realizing he practically met you at this point. "Dude is it time to go home yet??" Mikey whined "yea no kidding. Im tired." Donnie joined in as he held his shoulder in his grasp as he moved his arm in three huge circles. "yea; you guys can go. Im gonna stay behind." Leo told them. Raph just arrived to the roof after his run. "sorry. Someone almost saw me." Raph explained. "leo said we're done for the day." Raph looked over at leo looking over the edge. He walked over to his brother and looked down. "ooh-ho-ho your stalking a girrrllll." Raph pointed out as he stood tall and confidentiality. Leo stood up from "i am not! Im just seeing if this girl is who i think she is." Raph rose a brow with his arms crossed. Leo rolled his eyes "fine im kinda stalking her." "Why??" Mikey asked. "I think its the girl ive been talking to. Also raphs been talking to." "Also me." Mikey included himself. "how come i havent met her??" Don asked feeling left out. "well i stole raphs phone to talk to her." Mikey explained.

Y: okay got my weener! 😂

Leo looked down at his phone. "oh shes texting u right now??" mikey asked enthused. "Maybe.." leo answered without looking at mikey and his brothers as he texted you. "Ooohh let me see!" Mikey tried swiping it from leos hands to only let leo dodge. Don slipped it out of his fingers as he blocked leo with his bo staff twirling in front of leo blocking him. "sorry my brothers are distracting me." Don read aloud. "give it back!" Leo demanded as he tried grabbing it from his tall brother. Looking completely short compared to his little brother. Leo stopped As he huffed annoyed at his brother as he scrolled through the convo. Leo then Drew his sword and whacked his brother on the wrist with the handle. The phone dropped out of his grasp and leo swooped down with his hand and saved it.

Y: ??

L: sorry my brother took my phone away as a joke cause hes a Jackass.

Leo typed as he spoke aloud everyone what he was typing. "a jackass huh?" Don rose a brow as he crossed his arms "yes. Now im leaving to somewhere else. Where u cant bother me." "Dude. We know where u live. We can take the phone any time we want." Mikey informed him. Leo flaunting his phone as he said " i can hide my phone." He smirked and then jumped to the next building. he lost you. His brother's distracted him for too long.

Y: so whatcha doin?

L: just walking around still. Wbu

Y: oh just walking home. My stomach doesnt feel to Good. That hot dog didnt agree with me at all.

L: sue em'

Y: lol no ty. Idk why but i really wanna go to an art museum or something. Weirdest craving ever.

L: lmao well imma head home. Ttyl y/n 🤓

Y: 😊😎

#TMNT #raph #leo #mikey #Don #2016 #Text

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Pesterlog, Muhali + Velena

[04:36] -- kineticKid [KK] began trolling perniciousRetreat [PR] at 16:36 --

[04:37] KK: hello-? o/

[04:37] KK: are yo-u the o-ne in charge o-f the ho-t spring? o/

[04:39] PR: ~Hell▣! And yes I am.

[04:39] PR: ~I'm n▣t sure h▣w y▣u f▣und ▣ut ab▣ut it, but I'm s▣ glad that pe▣ple are hearing ab▣ut me!

[04:40] KK: o-h great! o/

[04:40] KK: i was wo-rried id written it do-wn wro-ng o/

[04:41] KK: my bo-xing co-ach said i was getting to-o- tense and tearing up my muscles o/

[04:41] KK: and reco-mmended yo-u as so-meo-ne to- go- to- abo-ut taking a co-uple days to- get myself lo-o-sened back up? o/

[04:41] KK: o-h my go-d i didnt even intro-duce myself did i!!! o/

[04:41] KK: im muhali! o/

[04:44] PR: ~It's ▣kay. I'm Velena!

[04:45] KK: nice to- meet yo-u! o/

[04:45] PR: ~I think I can definitely help y▣u with the pr▣blems y▣ur c▣ach described!

[04:46] PR: ~The h▣t water fr▣m the spring and a nice massage w▣uld relax y▣ur muscles really quick.

[04:46] PR: ~And I have s▣me guest r▣▣ms if y▣u were l▣▣king t▣ stay while!

[04:47] PR: ~I d▣n't have f▣▣d th▣ugh.. Y▣u w▣uld need t▣ g▣ t▣ the village nearby f▣r a meal.

[04:50] KK: thats o-kay! o/

[04:50] KK: i have a pretty particular diet anyways o/

[04:50] KK: so- i do-nt mind having to- go- a little o-ut o-f my way fo-r it o/

[04:51] KK: but yeah that so-unds great! o/

[04:51] KK: i just uh o/

[04:51] KK: do-nt exactly kno-w where it is o/

[04:54] PR: ~That tends t▣ be a c▣mm▣n pr▣blem.. But n▣ w▣rries!

[04:54] KK: is it hidden? o/

[04:54] KK: a secret secluded lo-catio-n! o/

[04:55] -- perniciousRetreat [PR] sent file: h▣tspringl▣cati▣n.png --

[04:55] PR: ~N▣t hidden, just n▣t advertised very well!

[04:56] PR: ~As l▣ng as y▣u can get t▣ the village I menti▣ned, there is a s▣mewhat secluded path fr▣m there t▣ get t▣ my spring.

[04:56] KK: a secret village! o/

[04:56] KK: this is so- neat! o/

[04:57] PR: ~It's near a m▣untain, which is pr▣bably a v▣lcan▣ that is creating the heat f▣r the spring.

[04:58] KK: thats ho-t o/

[04:58] KK: hehehe so-rry! o/

[04:58] KK: i just co-uldnt resist o/

[04:58] PR: ~:D

[04:59] KK: |:D o/

[05:05] KK: when sho-uld i head do-wn there? o/

[05:08] PR: ~Whenever y▣u want!

[05:09] PR: ~As l▣ng as I'm awake and here, the h▣t spring is ▣pen.

[05:16] KK: co-o-l! o/

[05:16] KK: i guess ill let my co-ach kno-w and get ready to- go- o/

[05:16] KK: might take a while it lo-o-ks like yo-ure pretty far away! o/

[05:16] KK: guess ill just skip my aero-bics to-mo-rro-w and do- my jo-g to- get there instead o/

[05:18] PR: ~A pretty l▣ng j▣g, it seems!

[05:19] PR: ~A calf massage may be in ▣rder..

[05:20] KK: ive go-ne farther! o/

[05:20] KK: no-t all at o-nce but o/

[05:20] KK: i can find so-mewhere to- sto-p and take a ten o-n the way im sure! o/

[05:26] PR: ~▣h yeah, definitely d▣ that.

[05:26] PR: ~I'm n▣t sure if y▣u c▣uld m▣ve if y▣u did it all at ▣nce.

[05:28] KK: o-kay no-w i wanna try o/

[05:28] KK: it so-unds fun o/

[05:33] KK: i think im go-nna try! o/

[05:33] KK: see yo-u so-o-n! o/

[05:33] -- kineticKid [KK] gave up trolling perniciousRetreat [PR] at 17:33 --

#long post #trollian rp #muhali #velena #shenktrolls

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gelato-of-the-day-blog · 7 years

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February 13, 2017

Finally back from Prague! Couldn’t be happier! Missed this city so much. Prague was definitely interesting. Not what I expected. It looks like a mix between Disneyland and Harry Potter World. And we had fun (kind of) but I don’t need to go back there again.

We left bright and early on Thursday morning for the train station. Actually just early, not bright, because it was before sunrise. All 4 of us wheeled our carry on bags past the Duomo and through the cobblestone streets of Florence very noisily. We had assigned seats on the train that were not only not together but mostly in separate cars. When we got on I noticed that my bag would not fit in the overhead space and I had no idea where I was supposed to put it. Luckily, no one ended up being in the seat next to me so I could keep my bag there. The ride was pretty peaceful. I listened to my music and looked out the window at the Italian countryside. Very enjoyable. And much better than the swampland views off the NJ Transit. We got to the airport in 2 hours and had a lot of time to kill so we decided to look for breakfast food. I guess they don’t really have that in Italy or at least not in the airport. So I had pizza before 11 a.m. The flight was easy. Only like an hour and a half. My only complaint would be that the seat in front of my was basically touching my face and not even because it was leaning back. The rows were just that close together. But what do you expect when you fly an airline like Vueling? I would’ve been claustrophobic if I didn’t sleep for most of the flight. When we landed I looked out the window at the snow on the ground and thought, “Okay so this is the Czech Republic.” That is definitely a place I never thought I would be. We got our bags, met up with Chandler, and called Ubers (both good and bad that they had Uber there). For our Airbnb, it was owned by a company, not a person, so we had to meet at their office. Me, Sab, and Olivia Ubered there. When we got there, we rang the bell outside a tiny building. We were buzzed in and my first thought was, “This is a trap.” The place looked abandoned. I thought we were about to be kidnapped. Then a guy came towards us and brought us into an office that looked like it belonged in a different building. It was bright and modern looking and the 2 employees there were both very nice. They gave us our keys and we walked to the apartment.

The apartment was basically in the middle of Old Town Square, which is a main square in Prague and large tourist attraction. And the apartment itself? I can describe it in 3 words: doors and keys. There were 6 doors separating the street from the inside of the apartment. 6. Yes, very safe but, no, not very practical. We were hysterically laughing trying to get in. Each key was color-coded for the different doors. Clear for the main front door, yellow for the first “cage”, black for the second “cage”, green for the next door, then blue, then finally red to actually walk into the apartment. We timed ourselves going in one time and used both sets of keys so one person unlocked and another locked the doors behind us. We did it in 2 minutes and 41 seconds which is ridiculously impressive. We got sushi for dinner and then got ready to go out. Prague is very cheap. The conversion rate is ridiculous; it’s like $1 = 27 crowns (their currency) so everything seems like a lot of money but it’s not. Another thing about Prague. It is absolutely freezing. Comparable to a Michigan winter. And not the joke one they are having now like a real polar vortex winter. This made the night pretty terrible for me. We went to this pregame bar called Bombay where I saw everyone I’ve ever met and a few people I’ve never met but am friends with on Facebook. It was packed in there so we went across the street to this other bar for a little bit and that place was like a real tough Czech bar. I’m pretty sure it was in the basement of a tattoo parlor. We didn’t stay long. We finally got an Uber to the club everyone was going to and when we got there they were holding up a sign saying “Sorry. Club is full.” We stood on the sidewalk outside for at least 30 minutes before we could get in. I was in open toed shoes. Miserable. Oh! Another thing! Czech people are mean. Like soooo mean. The guys working at the club were actually pushing and yelling at people. It was ridiculous. All I wanted to do was go home. I stayed for like 10 minutes then left. The bad thing about Uber is that (like many European cities) Prague has many squares that cars can’t drive through. And our apartment was in one of those squares. So we were dropped off not close and then had to walk in the cold again. Again, miserable.

The next morning (Friday) me, Sab, and Courtney bundled up for our private tour of the Jewish Quarter with Martina. She met us outside our apartment and was so cute and nice. She showed us some beautiful memorials and temples and told us so much about the history of Jews in Prague. All of it was so interesting. The tour was 3 hours and we were really tired afterwards. Our feet hurt so badly so we met our friends at Bakeshop for brunch and ended up just sitting there for hours. We were originally sitting with a bunch of SDT girls but they all left and then it was just the 3 of us at a big table so some boys asked if they could sit down. They started talking to us and eventually asked if we wanted to go get beers with them at this place across the street. We all thought why not and decided to go. 2 of them go to Michigan and 2 go to UF and none are studying in Prague. They were all just visiting. We sat at this place called Beer Story that looked like the basement of Espresso Royale on South U. Also, this is not even an exaggeration, the whole time we were there the only music they played was Taylor Swift. Bizarre. We had a lot of fun making new friends though!

Then we had to go to the club for that night (Lucerna) to get tickets to get into the club. The guy there said they weren’t selling anymore tickets until later and the capacity was 1,000. That did not seem like a lot to us so I asked when we could get tickets and he told me 8:00 p.m. We went back to our apartment to shower and then at 7:15 left to go wait on line for tickets. On our way out, the black key broke in the lock of the door and we thought we were going to be trapped forever. Jaclyn was luckily able to get the piece out using a fork and we never locked that door again. We made it to the club early enough to be the 3rd people on line. By 8:00 there were probably about 30-40 people waiting. That’s when the guy said that they were selling tickets until 9. There was outrage. The next hour was torture. I was starving. Everyone was pushing and yelling. The line got to be probably hundreds of people long and every was just pushing forward. And of course people were trying to cut. I was standing on my toes because I was being pushed forward and couldn’t get my heels on the ground. Again, miserable. We were finally able to get the tickets and get out of there but it was too late. The damage had been done. I was getting a migraine. We got to dinner and I tried eating as quickly as possible and drinking water but nothing helped. I wasn’t able to go out. I’m still so angry about it. I didn’t really care about missing anything but it was just the fact that I waited on line so I could go out and doing that gave me a headache so I couldn’t go out. Ugh.

The next morning (Saturday), Olivia and Chandler joined our tour with Martina. She took us to the castle, the John Lennon wall, and the Charles Bridge. I didn’t realize that the entire tour was going to be outside. For 3 hours. By the end we were all actual blocks of ice. I honestly though I would never feel my toes again. When it ended we said goodbye to Martina (miss her), and went to have lunch and get warm in the closest place to us: the Hard Rock Café. Actually zero complaints about it because it was warm and I got chicken fingers so pretty solid lunch for me. After that we went to see the Dali and Warhol exhibits. The Warhol stuff was so cool. I took a million pictures and I’m wondering how many is too many to Instagram. Also wondering how much it would cost to decorate my house with a bunch. We also met some boys there who asked us what our plans for Passover were. Kk. Then we all needed to go home and crash for a little bit. We wanted a quick dinner so we just went to the closest place we could find and it turned out to be Italian. It was also not so great. We’re already getting snobby about food and wine. We ate quickly and then had to get an important Prague delicacy before we left: a Trdelník (pictured above). Actually so overrated. I honestly didn’t really like it but it looks pretty. We went home to get ready to go out. Sara and her friend came over and then we all made our way to the Roxy for “Czech It Out”. It was like a concert at a club. Sam Feldt (I’m sure most of you don’t know who that is. He’s a DJ) was performing. This was the only night I had fun. Well it was fun after we got in. There was a huge line just to get in and by a line I mean a large mass of people pushing each other. I thought I was going to be trampled like one of those Black Friday situations. We were all being crushed to death for like 15 minutes and after yelling at a lot of people and pushing really hard I eventually made it through the doors. Just why Prague?? I really only know one song by Sam Feldt (Feels Like Home) and was excited for him to play it. He went on at 2, ended at 4 and never played my song! I’m actually still mad about it. I mean he did a great job, played some cool songs that I liked, played a lot of songs that aren’t his, but really? He couldn’t just play the one song I wanted to hear? It was fun though and we danced and at 3:30 decided it was time to go. But on the way out we ran into our bar friends (the guys from the day before)! They wanted us to stay so we danced with them a little until they kind of ditched us and then it was really time to leave.

The next morning (Sunday), we had to check out of our Airbnb by 11. We packed up and went to Bakeshop again and hung out there until we had to go to the airport. The security there was actually stupid. I had to take all of the toiletries out of my bag and then I asked the woman if I had to take off my shoes and she said no. I walked through the thing and it beeped and she said, “It’s your shoes. Walk through faster this time.” So I did. And obviously it beeped again. So instead of taking off my shoes they decided they needed to pat me down. You literally said it was my shoes. Why not just make me walk through without the shoes? So stupid. Courtney also had a minor fiasco with her train tickets but we got it all figured out. We did the flight and then took a train from the airport and had to switch trains but we finally made it home. I can’t even describe the feeling of relief and happiness I felt when we stepped out of the train station and onto the streets of Florence. Like actual bliss. Walking past the Duomo and everything I missed so much was physically calming. We stopped for GELATO on our way home (obviously) and the people at Venchi probably thought we were moving in with all the luggage we had.

This morning (Monday), I woke up to a million texts telling me my family had gotten a dog without me. They basically waited until right when I left, the moment when I would be away the longest, to get a puppy. So maybe I’ll get to meet it when it’s already big enough to eat Zeke and I miss the entire puppy stage. Thanks fam! Honestly wouldn’t even have gotten out of bed today after that if it hadn’t been so nice out today. It was like 60 degrees and sunny. A complete turnaround from Prague. We had lunch and ran some errands but mostly had a chill day to recover from the long weekend. We ate at Antico Noe and learned once again that you cannot eat outside here because you will be attacked by birds. I fell out of my chair in a very public place and it was definitely embarrassing. Not really looking to starting classes again but I guess this is technically school. Class is as good a way as any to celebrate Valentine’s Day. At least I got my Lambertesca gals!

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