yes, yes i know edgeworth’s big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated us all, but listen. listen.
phoenix wright
phoenix “genuinely unable to reconcile the girl on the stand with the girl he dated for eight months, a cognitive dissonance so profound it’s ultimately explained by them being literally two different people, but which he first sits with for five years and does not talk about at any point to anyone” wright
phoenix “don’t mention that name to me. i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to think about it. i am just going to keep myself in this state of perpetual crisis mode focus on other people’s problems until eventually i die and get to hang out with mia on the astral plane and never have to deal with any of these emotions ever again” wright
phoenix “overnight loses his career and reputation and sense of identity while gaining an adopted, probably pretty traumatized eight-year-old daughter, and rather than leaning on his friends for help, or getting therapy, or taking any time to process any of this, he *checks notes* spends seven years dedicating all his free time and energy to investigating the weird fucking circumstances around it and maintains a friendship with the guy he suspects was behind it all” wright
phoenix "runs across a burning bridge and falls through it, half a day after the game establishes that he is terrified of heights, because his friend is on the other side of that bridge" wright
phoenix “i sure felt surprised. maybe i had my poker face on” wright
phoenix “looking back on it that was actually a pretty dark period in my life” wright
phoenix “don’t ask me how i got started. i don’t remember” wright
phoenix “only you stood still, your eyes calmly watching” wright
phoenix “sometimes, life just sucks” wright
just
phoenix wright
crunchiest man in the world
and all i wanna do is chew and chew and chew on him
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I'm surprised you never mentioned the EXTREMELY generic faces used for so many women in the 11-min era for your sexism vid. Was that something you couldn't fit into the video, forgot about, consciously decided wasn't important? I'm curious.
There was a lot of design stuff that didn't make it in. My rant on how Pixal's color scheme and suit in general is a mess (#givepixalpajamas), how frequently the color pink is used in female color schemes, especially with pink hair, lazy design on women, stereotyping design on women- if not filmed, at the very least there was a LOT of this in the notes/script.
But you've gotta prioritize, and "they didn't work as hard on this design as i would have liked" is an easy point to dismiss out of hand. The two design complaints I have in the video still (if I'm remembering correctly) are the hairpiece rant and the s10 nya suit rant, because I feel those are the easiest to latch onto. Our two main female characters literally have this huge part of their design as the exact same thing, and the celebratory 'finale' outfit for our female character demonstrates how inseparable she is from the male characters she sourced from. Something that didn't even make it into the video about that same outfit was the discussion of gray as a potential 'original' color for nya, because it's something that's in a lot of her suits, and stems from nothing but her personality as one of the more hardcore members of the team- but that's not what the 'finale' outfit is. Gray is nowhere in that season 10 suit. It's back to red and blue.
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Hi everyone the zine's finally here (or at least the digital version is) hope you enjoy it + lmk if anything isn't working.
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i sound like the youngest boomer on earth whenever i say this but it really was a mistake for baby gays to learn about the term fruit. idk what it is about the internet that makes kids see a derogatory term for a marginalized group they’re part of, or even just adjacent to, which they’ve never been targeted with and decide it’s just their new Special Inside Joke Swear Word. some 16 y/o online calling a picture of a celebrity wearing a gaudy sweater fruity or faggy isn’t “reclamation” it’s just parroting homophobia and not funny in the slightest.
speaking among onesself or close friends is one thing but when it gets to the point (and it has) where people are calling real life people they barely (or don’t) know homophobic terms, it doesn’t matter if the person saying it is gay or not.
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i forgot about this account im soryr
have um rubberhose character oc. her name is hoodlum hatchet. be nice to her
i have 'old' art of her but it looks bad so um
she was orignally a cuphead oc, she still kind of is. multiversal rubberhose character i have no energy im sorry
pelase please tumblr give me a cult following so i can ramble about my ocs and everyone will go "yeah :3 uhuh? what then? :3c wow shes so cool im goiung to kiss her" /hj
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> Be me
> Scrolling through Twitter
> Sees gay East Asian artist
> Their art is good
> Checks media tab
> Shota art, pedophilia ships, downright child porn
Many such cases
Can’t really generalize Asian artists (can come off as racist, given the context of just how the world seems to view Asian cultures as repressed perverts who lack morals and accept anything in their media as a monolith just because they like anime and don’t see them as real people) when literally Everyone does it tbh..
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