#i'm a sleepy guy

[local-vampire-enjoyer]

Day 12, Baking

Today is my birthday :D 

Rating: Fluff

There are spoilers for one of the endings here.

Spoilers for Shadowheart’s romance, of course.

Female Drow, Cleric of Kelemvor. Entertainer background.

Not betaed unless you count me reading this at 5AM

“Now… three..? Tablespoons of sugar… damnit Gale, why did your handwriting have to be so confusing?” Minette muttered to herself as she squinted at the book, trying to read the recipe book. Shadowheart chuckled, dusting off the flour that covered her apron and pieces of her dress. “Love, that says ⅓ cup of sugar.” Shadowheart giggled which made Minette groan in embarrassment, but as she looked over at Shadowheart, her breath did catch in her throat for a second, the lighting along how the mess on her apron made Shadowheart look like a goddess in Minette’s eyes. “Hey, I've never done anything like this, I’m surprised the house hasn’t set to flames.” Minette gave her girlfriend a toothy grin which made her laugh, poking Minettes nose and leaving a bit of flour on it.

“Did the temple of Kelemvor ever have days for just baking?” Shadowheart asked, mixing the ingredients together. “Not really, if they did I wasn’t allowed in it. The higher clerics told me my humor was too dark and it brought concern to the other Clerics.” Minette shrugged, making sure the oven was at the right temperature, “But this is far more better.”

“What if it doesn’t turn out right? I know dogs can’t have chocolate… maybe we can find some way to transport it to Gale… or maybe Wyll.” Minette thought out loud, the grin of mischief slowly painting her face

“Or maybe we could invite over Halsin?” Minette spoke out, sliding over to Shadowheart to help her pour the batter into a ramekin, “The travel from Moonrise to here will be long, I don’t think he’ll make it in time.” Shadowheart shook her head, she didn’t like how Minette doubted a lot of her skills outside of being a Cleric, in Shadowhearts eyes, Minette was more than a Cleric of Kelemvor, she saw Minette as a woman who made sure the people she cared about has a nice day, a woman who picks nigh orchids for her. Someone who helped her find her past.

Shadowheart handed the baking tray to Minette. Minette cautiously placed the tray into the oven. “Oh gods, I hope I didn’t do it wrong,” Minette muttered in doubt, blowing the white hair out of her eyes. 

“You didn’t, now we just wait.” Shadowheart smiled at Minette, trying to comfort her as she playfully twirled her girlfriend around, which made Minette’s black dress swirl. Minette's black-painted lips formed into a smile once again, Minette felt her doubts slowly fading as she looked at the woman she loved.

Minette dragged her girlfriend over to the couch and pulled her down onto the soft couch. “But at least I know I am good at cuddles.” Minette placed a kiss on Shadowheart's cheek which left an imprint of black lipstick, Shadowheart nuzzled into Minette, enjoying her touch. 

Soon the smell of chocolate filled the house, which even caught the attention of the animals. “It is perfect, glad I had a wonderful reader.” Minette's face cracked into a smile when she heard her lover's voice from the kitchen, someone who made her realize there was more to life than her god.

“Come over here and try your work!”

Minette quickly got up from the couch and slid over to the kitchen, Minette was relieved that the Lava Cake turned out fine, and Shadowheart fed Minette a piece of the cake, some chocolate was on Shadowheart's face, it was clear the woman enjoyed it. 

The taste of chocolate filled her mouth, and Minette groaned at the taste. “Perfect.”

#writer has never made lava cake and tiredly made a google search #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 drow #bg3 tav #promptober #drow tav #bg3 spoilers #sleep deprived af #bg3 #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart romance #shadowheart x tav #not beta read #but hey #its my birthday allow it not to betaed #drow oc #we sleepy up in here #i'm a sleepy guy

[askunclejack]

Making Content

Pros: content

Cons: making

#ooc #ooc: off of camera #/lh #/lighthearted #i'm a sleepy guy #reminding myself that i'm doing this because i want to #the moment i stop making content for myself is the moment i start to hit burnout

[anotherqueersnailowner]

shirt my mom got for me for prom didn't come in time and now I have to get up in the morning to go get one :(

#smh all I wanna do is sleep in past noon #I'm a sleepy guy #I don't get up during the am unless I've got work my guys #this is an actual tragedy istg #prom #not a morning person #i hate mornings #night owl #sleepy guy

[thestrongestjewel]

Eepytale doodles! honestly im loving this dumb little au so much you guys im considering making one of those ask thingies for them,, specifically the main 4 siblings ehee

anyway, expect more eepytale stuff soon :33

#clownboo art!!! #frisk #chara #asriel #dess holiday #noelle holiday #kris dreemurr #susie deltarune #uty clover #sans undertale #toriel #asgore #papyrus #mettaton #undertale #undertale yellow #deltarune #ut au #utdr fanart #RAHHH #i love these silly guys #i'm sleepy #:33333 #teehee

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous

#F U Z Z I E S ✨ #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #H A N D S #i know you're suffering my guy #but #sleepy men are just really attractive #i don't make the rules #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #but today is not that day #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #i'll be the big spoon #G R A Y S #ALL THE GRAYS #v e i n s #bless all the lines on your face #they're beautiful and sacred

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Apparently and Unfortunately, there's been a... sudden influx in the reposting/editing/claim-it-as-their-own of my arts inside the TikTok world (；′⌒`)

I know, I know, "Weeelll you're famous, sooner or later your arts are gonna be reposted, just deal with it bla bla bla." I get it, but still, the fact that a lot of people do it doesn't mean it's right. I've even let loose by letting it go if they reposted with credits by writing my name on the caption, but of course, majority of time, they get reposted without credits, edited, and then claiming it as their own.

I thank all the reports that have come in into my DM's! I promise I've done what I can to make them take it down, but again, most of the time I get ignored in the DM's.

-> SO ✨ What would be a huge, wonderful help to me, is don't be afraid to comment on the posts/tiktoks that it's sleepyconfusedpotato's art KINDLY. Don't attack them, just leave a comment that the art is not theirs and the art belongs to sleepyconfusedpotato on IG and Tumblr. That way the people that sees it will at least know that it does not belong to the reposter.

Once again, thank you guys so much for reporting these to me, but my efforts alone won't be enough, and of course they'll try to ignore/block me as I'm the actual artist. A thief won't admit to their steals.

Thank you and have a nice day/evening!

#sleepy's thoughts #LMAO I wrote on that GhostJade in the rain art “Watch this art become a Ghost x Reader in TikTok” and I'm right. on. the. money 😂 #but yeah I can't do this alone guys #so if you see these reposted works of my art please comment on it #don't be afraid #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw #cod

[sleepis4theweak]

Welp there you go! Bit of a cliff hanger hehe

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#tmnt donnie #tmnt mikey #tmnt leonardo #tmnt raphael #rottmnt #mikey 2018 #2018 leo #2018 raph #2018 donnie #lmk what you guys think is going to happen #I'm curious! :3 #Flashbacks au #tw blood #sleepy art

[tomlinfonda]

TEDTRENT + checking each other out

#ted lasso #trent crimm #tedependent #tedtrent #ted x trent #ted/trent #bi ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tedlassosource #my edit #my gifs #my computer crashed SO MANY TIMES while working on these four gifs (heck my browser crashed while uploading them to tumblr) #idk how you guys (gifmakers) do it #thank god i was saving the psd file regularly #anyway i'm not happy with the coloring #but this is my third gif post ever and i'm sleepy af so i'm releasing them into the wild so to speak #userbadger

[explodingstarlight]

the writers were cowards who didn’t understand my vision

#*in the background you can hear me savagely beating back art block with a stick* #i'm soooo sleepy today honk-shoo honk-shoo #aughhhhh where is my energy where did it go did i leave it in the cold? #anyway: we should have gotten lil guy with a cute bow in the turtle tot flashbacks #it's canon to me #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #my art #explodingstar art #e stars scribblez #rise raph #turtle tots #tmnt turtle tots #turtle tot raph #rise raphael #doodle #unpause rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #snork mimimimimi #i sleeb #baby raph #i forgor to add it earlier

[s1eepy-0]

shes staring at leo and donnie beating each other up

#sleepy posts art #Rottmnt #TRANSFEM RAPH !!!!! #Rottmnt Raph #Idk how to do tags #Uhhhhhhhh #Rottmnt fanart #TMNT #I hope you guys know I don't know what I'm doing

[little-pup-pip]

Bedtime with Bluey!

#sfw agere #age regression #age regression community #agere #sfw littlespace #bluey #bluey cartoon #bedtime #moodboard #bingo heeler #bluey heeler #bandit heeler #chili heeler #sfw interaction only #little space #I'm a sleepy guy rn #made this for other sleepy guys #i hope you like it!

[local-vampire-enjoyer]

Had to add two, not that really far in Fall's playthrough so it's very lacking in photos. Though I will forever love both Minettes and Astarion's reactions from Act 2 when meeting- GOLD

Day 8, Pumpkin Carving

I could not decide on which Tav I wanted to do, so have some weird crossover with Minette X Shadowheart and Fall X Astarion. 

It’s a pumpkin carving contest because I said so, I’ve been so hyped to write this.

Cottage Core Girlfriends vs Chaos Boyfriends this is not beta read

Rating: Fluff, chaos, swear words, and some trauma dumping for spice.

Couple(s): Good Ending Shadowheart X Cleric of Kelmvor drow tav (Minette), Good Ending Astarion X Paladin Oath of Vengence drow tav (Fall)

SPOILERS WILL BE INCLUDED 

Minette and Shadowheart looked at the invitation that randomly appeared on their doorstep one day, “A pumpkin carving contest?” Minette found it suspicious that out of nowhere Shadowheart and her were invited to something. They made sure to move somewhere so people don’t ask them to play hero again.

“Love, what is that?-”

Minette was about to respond but as soon as Shadowheart walked into the room both of them were transported. The world was black for a moment before red lighting lit the room, there was a letter on the floor, ‘Have fun with the pumpkin carving contest, can’t wait for you to meet the Paldian and alternate universe Astarion.’

Minette and Shadowheart looked at each other with the same questioning look, then two other people were transported into the room. “What in the nine hells!” Fall huffed, taking a look around at his surroundings, and reading a similar note in front of him. Fall looked hostile around his surroundings for a moment, along with Astarion before both of them calmed down. “I swear this is the god's form of a joke,” Fall grumbled.

Now the two couples met face to face, Minette put herself slightly in front of Shadowheart, she knew how other drow could be. Fall did the same with Astarion.

“Well, isn’t this charming? We’ve been kidnapped and now forced to carve pumpkins?” Shadowheart shook her head. Minette needed to get a hold of this situation quickly. “I am Minette, Cleric Of Kelemvor.” Minette slowly introduced herself to the other drow.

Fall seemed to calm down when Minette introduced herself, “Fall, Paladin of Vengence.” Fall responded it was only fair.

“So, I assume you also went through a mind flayer invasion and had to kill the dead three?” Shadowheart asked, wanting to also get a grasp on this situation.

“Yeah… tough times.” Fall nervously chuckled, the four looked at each other before looking at the table that had been set up with pumpkins. 

“Well, we might as well start. The only way we’ll get out of here.” Astarion sighed, Minette could tell from the look of Fall and Astarion, that they were traveling before this random transportation happened. 

The group walked over to the table that was also covered in false skeletons and fake blood. And the tools to carve the pumpkins were also there.

The group got started in silence, working on carving their pumpkins. Minette couldn’t handle the silence so she cleared her throat. “So, did you grow up in the Underdark?” Minette asked Fall suddenly, she wanted to know if the Drow was fortunate enough to be raised on land. “I wasn’t there for long but managed to find my way to Baldurs Gate as a young child. What about you?” Fall asked the same question in response, his hands seemed skilled with such a small blade, and Minette took note of that. 

“I grew up in the Underdark by a Lolth-Sworn Drow,” Minette replied, Fall looked concerned for Minette for a second but she just shrugged. “So how come a precious flower such as you find your way to Kelemvor?” Astarion asked suddenly, Minette chuckled.

“I always felt a connection to things that resemble Kelemvor. I went to a place in the Underdark that had temples of Kelemvor to start my path to being a Cleric.”

The group mostly carved in silence but slowly that silence died and was filled with the group speaking about their experiences after the saving of Baldurs Gate. “So you’ve been looking for a cure to Astarion's vampirism? How has that search been for you?” Minette asked, she was already done carving her pumpkin and was just making sure Shadowheart was doing fine. 

“Every path either leads to a trap or dead end. But it is only the beginning of our journey, I know we’ll find it.” Minette admired what Fall was doing for his lover. She would’ve done the same for Shadowheart. “What about you and Shadowheart, what have you been doing?” Fall asked, he seemed to get more out of his shell now that they’d been talking and proven to not be a threat. 

“Just living out in a cottage, somewhere far from Baldurs Gate. Shadowheart didn’t want to be near the harsh crimes of Shar, wanted her parents to be safe somewhere. I just wanted to return to my simple life of a cleric… well as simple as it could get. I like it, it's a form of peace I never knew existed.” Minette couldn’t stop herself from smiling as she spoke about her and Shadowheart's life.

Soon the pumpkins were carved and Minette loved how all of them turned out, the group spent the remaining of their time just getting to know each other before they were transported back to their places.

#promptober #baldurs gate 3 #astarion x tav #bg3 drow #drow tav #bg3 tav #sleep deprived af #bg3 astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion #shadowheart romance #shadowheart x tav #shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #i'm a sleepy guy #not beta read #no beta we die like men

[ministarfruit]

exorcist🔄priestess fateswap

#vtuber #holostars #holotempus #hololive #holomyth #ninomae ina'nis #banzoin hakka #holofateswap #guys time isn't real #what do you MEAN it's july #ANYWAY PURPLES <3 #I wish I could say more but I'm sleepy... night night #it's about being unable to escape the unfathomable horrors

[fluffy-ami]

Another week, another part of the silly bastard man getting bullied let's gooooooo- 🛌✨ (←prev part results)

YES IK BRO IS A MOUNTAIN COMPARED TO OUR SHORT MODERN HUMAN ASSES BUT PLS LET'S CALL HIM LITTLE, GUYS- 🙏🏻😭🪦

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel tickle #hazbin tickles #tickling #boop booth #tickle art #ami's art #my stuff #lee!adam #this fight will be legendary me thinks #alright i'm sleepy #you guys have fun #snork mimimimimi #🛌✨

[coffee-dere]

The brain-rot is terminal please help

#I'm literally dying lmao #(I give up on using the word literally properly) #Coffee's scribbles #basil #Basil omori #Omori #Sillyposting #He's just a little guy #I feel like his RW version fits more but... Well um. Too late? #Fun fact: I fell asleep while drawing this. I was really confused when I woke up. So there's that I guess. #Um... Is there anything else I can tag this as...? I'm still too sleepy for this...

[spark-circuit]

gallagher disconnecting himself from the greater cosmic narrative only to become recruited by three touring middle aged theatre kids, the local looney toons character and their talking rabbit

#hard copium atm HE DIDN'T DIE HE'S BEEN IN MY TEAM THE WHOLE TIME. HE'S JUST WITH US FULL TIME NOW. #'nah nah nah nah I'm supposed to be retired guys you can't-' YES WE CAN GET OVER HERE MISTER 👋👊 #honkai star rail #spark's honkai adventures #spark talks about nothing of relevance #hsr spoilers #spoiler warning #2.2 spoilers #misha is also on my team too but he's going for a nap. and sleepie but siobhan's dogsitting them. #hsr gallagher #honkai star rail gallagher #gallagher hsr #edit: also as i like to call it the anti-Sunday squad 👍