#i'm angry dude

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

#godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla #mothra #kong #godzilla x mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #when the love of your life your queen your bae your wife is PISSED #whoa Goji you gon done it my dude #mothra would be like: #WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?! #I WAS GONE FOR 5MIN (in kaiju time ig?) AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE THE FIRST THING I WAKE UP?!?! #YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! #I love you and I missed you tons #BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGRY!! #And Goji would be like: “Babe im sorry pls calm down my love pls i can explain” #anyway Goji was HELLA HAPPY TO SEE HER HHHHHHH #Mothzilla is canon ya'll #it's canon.... #do not repost #my art

[gay-jesus-probably]

I like the general fandom trend to just take the plot of Hyrule Warriors as a loose guideline at best and just use the whole concept as a good excuse to get blorbos to interact across timelines, BUT I'm very disappointed that everyone is missing the comedic potential of a very specific squad of characters:

Young Link (aka Mask), who walks out of the nightmare of Majora's Mask and immediately gets portal kidnapped into a temporal war, takes one look at the whole mess and decides that you could not fucking pay him to admit to being the resident expert on Time Shenanigans. He introduces himself with the title of Hero of Termina, and definitely doesn't have any other ones, that would be crazy. Hero of Time? Never heard of him.

Tetra, who is a kickass pirate captain with zero patience for people trying to shove her into the Designated Princess role, and realizes immediately that Oh Fuck, this Hyrule has a lot of Ideas about how the Hero and the Princess are supposed to properly play their parts, the second they realize she's technically a Zelda they're gonna shove her in a goddamn dress and damsel her again, that's not happening. So she's definitely just a really cool pirate captain, nothing else going on here at all, definitely not the heir of the Hylian royal family in her time, that'd be crazy.

Ravio, who is literally just a palette swapped Link, meaning that the second his hood comes off, things are gonna get Awkward. There's no way in hell he's dealing with all that Hero baggage, that's Link work, so that giant bunny hood/mask is practically superglued to his head, and he's not taking it off for love or money.

Spirit Tracks Zelda, who is just in the Phantom Armour the whole time, and passing herself off as just a friendly ghost posessing a suit of armour to help the Hero of Spirits. Of course she isn't Princess Zelda, that's ridiculous, if she were a Zelda then people would start getting really weird about her technically being dead, and boy does that ever sound like a whole Thing she doesn't want to deal with, so she can't possibly be Zelda, she's just a nice ghost knight. Also, her teenage grandma is here, and that's kinda weird, so it's easier to just not admit to being royalty and avoid that awkward conversation.

Finally there's Sheik, who is not the Princess Zelda of the era straight up abandoning her war torn country for months at a time so she can risk her life in extreme cosplay for no clear reason, but is instead the actual Sheik from Ocarina of Time, who just beat Ganondorf like a month ago and is still trying to process what the fuck to do now. Also, he's been pretending to be a boy since he was ten, and is realizing there's a pretty good chance that he isn't pretending anymore, so that's a whole other can of worms. But for the last seven years of his life, being Princess Zelda meant certain death, so he's not really inclined to introduce himself like when in a new and stressful situation (not to mention he might actually just not be a girl named Zelda anymore), so he automatically introduces himself as just Sheik the spooky ninja man, and fuck he's in too deep to back out now, looks like he's committing to the bit. If you think you sense the Triforce of Wisdom on him, no you don't.

Cue shenanigans as the five of them attempt to hide that they're all actually kind of A Big Deal. The group motto is "Nobody says shit", which is usually delivered as a frantic hiss whenever someone slips up. Just the reunion between Sheik and Mask alone would be absolutely buckwild given how they parted, and how they're both frantically pretending to Not be involved with each other. For added hilarity and/or drama, Sheik gives his semi-bullshit cover story of having just been a friend of the Hero of Time, then runs into said Hero of Time and they both have to desperately pretend not to know each other, because if anyone picks up on the mountain of baggage between them then Mask is busted, and he won't hesitate to drag Sheik down with him out of sheer spite. Not to mention the weird balance of Sheik being used to this Link being a teenager that's actually a small child, and now has to adjust to Link who is a small child that's actually a teenager.

Also, i really feel like we're all missing out on the comedy potential of Ganondorf recognizing Young Link on sight and the two of them immediately launching into a grudge match with some extremely personal and specific insults on both sides. Meanwhile literally everybody else is just standing there watching, trying to process the fact that out of every single person that's been pulled out of time, Ganondorf only has personal beef with a literal nine year old.

I just feel like we're all really sleeping on the potential for Shenanigans here. The whole thing is an absurd mess, why not have some fun with it?

#legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #for the record im picturing the sheik-mask reunion as being the spiderman pointing meme for like five minutes #also my mental image of sheik is extremely Bad haircut (he does it himself with a knife and doesnt care about making it even) #and a ridiculous tanline across his face from wearing a mask all day #OOT magiaclly growing out zelda's hair and manifesting a Royal Gown was some top tier bullshit and i'm always angry about it #like dude. literally all of princess zelda's finery was made for a ten year old #she's like eighteen now. nobody's making royal finery for teenage zelda. where was she supposed to get that dress. #i am eternally on my agenda to let zelda wear some goddamn pants without an immediate magic makeover to *fix* it #anyways nintendo's sexism aside i like sheik being trans its very fun and sexy of him #tfw you go into hiding to escape political assassination and accidentally trans your gender in the process

[sharksmirk]

"we have progressed beyond the tumblr sexyman"

Nah babe, we've effectively regressed back to shaming women for openly liking something unless they write a 3 page disclaimer about how they understand that the sexy morally gray character is actually PrObLeMaTiC and solemnly swear that books and movies will not lead them astray from a life of devout self-denial.

#ramblings #I really don't care if the hot dude played a bad space wizard or an angry goth in some mediocre popcorn movie #like something unironically for once you cowards #R.I.P. repressed puritans but i'm different

[sunflowerwizard]

I wish there were more meaningful insights into Wyll's relationship with his father that didn't turn into "lol daddy kink amirite" or "this is why we should kill Ulder"

#twilitalks #I'm just going to holler this into the void and not any of the fandom tags #sometimes your dad is a stoic traumatized dude who hasn't gone to therapy and loves his kids but Isn't Very Good At It #that doesn't excuse the way he's hurt his kids or make him a horrible irredeemable person it just makes him A Person #you can love someone and still be angry and hurt at them for what they did to you #can you tell I relate to Wyll a lot in this regard

[tea-cat-arts]

So anyways, I had a thought

#heaven official's blessing #mu qing #to make things clear: I dont think this was the only reason he was angry #like I think theres a certain level of just “fuck this guy” over Hua Cheng being a ghost king and general menace #and just general being protetive of a homie #but i do think itd be a huge slap in the face to Mu Qing to see Xie Lian putting so much trust in this dude he barely knows #after he kicked Mu Qing to the curb over what was ultimately a misunderstanding #(idk that misunderstanding is the word I'm looking for here) #edit in case anyone else is worried about spoiling things for me: I am caught up with the books

[dragonpigeons]

Sakazuki from OP

#dragonpigeondraws #sakazuki #akainu #one piece #admiral akainu #about time i drew op fanart been a fan for years #tho ngl i never thought i'd draw angry magma man lol #dude just grew on me over time #like ye he's an a-hole but he's so interesting as a character too #i'm interested to see what oda does with him in the story

[taegularities]

some men are textbook villains fr

#tw religion? #kinda need to rant.. kinda wanna explain what's going on #some ppl are part of humanity but don't know how to be humane... like the guy i started talking to almost 2 weeks ago #liked him a lot bc he was funny sickeningly sweet mature and understanding.. until he was not #tl dr version is that we somehow drifted to the topic religion and i told him im not too religious and don't believe in superstition much #i was extremely respectful and even when he said that he does believe a lot i was like 'thats cool!! different people believe in different #things!!' and at first it was a normal convo until man went all psycho on me (after one damn week!!!) and started talking about how #id have to be religious in a relationship with him.. my dude i barely know your fav food can we not talk about relationships yet #but he says he doesn't even need a woman who cooks/cleans just someone who believes.. n im like i get it but i can't change myself like that #and then guy moves to marriage and is all 'well my entire family is religious' n my mom and sister (who's 16) would be putting pressure on #you n force you to pray etc.. and I'm like???? who can force anyone to a thing like that are u kidding #things escalate and my absolute STUPID ass tells him about my deepest fkn trauma to explain what made me abandon religion bc #life just never got better and this trauma remained for yrs... and he gets so angry that he says he wants to stop talking to me just to spam #me all day next day.. he'd keep messaging me switching between 'i still want you we shouldn't throw this away i have feelings for you' #AFTER A WEEEEEEKKKK!!! and then goes back to 'i wasted my time with you you were so unnecessary im in a bad mood bc of you' #even said 'you'll never find a guy with a trauma and mindset like this. i will find a religious girl but no one will love you like that' #and the worst thing is that he told his friends and mom about the trauma i had just to spite me.. note that he promised to never tell anyone #(and then still asked for forgiveness and for me to rethink whether we want to end this after telling me 473626x he wanted to end it) #(nothing even ever started you bitchass) #also note that his mom knows my mom n basically most of my relatives.. so i was here trembling for days fearing they'd get to know about it #mom somehow convinced her to not tell anyone bc it's important to me and very very fucking personal.. #but he harassed me all day - i wouldn't answer and he'd send 55 messages.. multiple missed calls like dude i got so fkn scared #my heart jumped whenever he texted he was so fkn aggressive and SO MEAN #'you just needed to adjust and we would've been okay' 'tell me are u gonna fkn be religious or not????' 'you ruined everything' kinda mean #i just :') it was the worst time and i don't think i've ever seen someone degrade me so much or make me feel this defective #but.. it's finally over. his mom called my mom and mine was like pls teach him some manners.. n since i couldn't and wouldn't text him back #and literally avoided whatsapp bc of him she ended it all for me and now it's hopefully done forever #anyway i saw jks gcf performance yday n him singing still with you put a genuine smile on my face.. ill stick to THAT boyfriend honestly lol #def gonna delete later #but ty for reading if u did <3

[slutcoded-mandogirl]

hey

wait a second

THEY FUCKING KILLED SCORCH

#WEHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #WHY DID YOU GUYS BRING HIM BACK INTO CANON. DECIMATE HIS PERSONALITY AND MAKE HIM AN IMP. AND THEN KILL HIM #WHAT THE FUCK #AS A REPCOMM GIRLIE I AM OFFENDED #I AM ANGRY #THEY HAVE DONE SCORCH DIRTY THIS WHOLE ENTIRE TIME #THE REAL SCORCH WOULD FUCKING NEVER DO ANY OF THIS AND ALL HE GETS FOR HIS OUT OF CHARACTER CONTENT IS DEATH??????????? #WHAT GIVES #tbb spoilers #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb scorch #fuck this shit dude #fucking #scorch #i'm so sorry they did this to you #my posts

[augustlaven]

Well, autumn has come, so you can draw Henry in a scarf (and with autumn leaves stuck in his hair :) )

(I hope he's not sick, right...?)

#ttte #ttte human au #ttte humanized #where does the gold dust lead #ttte henry #ttte thomas #ttte percy #ttte edward #ttte james #ttte gordon #dude if it was you who sent me that bunch of asks about henry being sick... #i draw according to inspiration and free time and not according to the number of identical requests in my box #if it wasn't you then i'm sorry you got into a hot angry hand

[kedreeva]

Willow, touchin' stuff in her new home.

#willow #my pets #spiders #jumping spiders #arachnids #I'm not saying I cried when she relaxed and started touching stuff #but I definitely cried a little #she's just so small and good and I love her #she's just a little guy #just a little dude #confused but curious #I'm so mad I am a giant and cannot squish my entire face into her soft hairs #I have never been so angry to be a size #excuse me I think I'm going to go cry again about how small and wonderful spiders are #and specifically this one

[smile-files]

just a kind word for all of you lovely folks out there: if you say the r-slur or you don't call out your friends for saying it then i hate your guts :)

#melonposting #i'm writing my piece for the ada's open letter in our school newspaper. and oh my god i am so angry!!!!!!!!!!!! :D #like to kill an ableist reblog to kill an ableist. you know the drill #ughhhh my school is supposed to be super progressive and it is in a lot of ways #but hmmmm no punishment for saying the r-slur? people using autistic and sped and disabled and bipolar and psychotic as insults 24/7? #forgive me if my math is wrong but it just doesn't add up! :) #and don't get me started on people throwing around the term 'intrusive thoughts' like it's soooo cute and quirky #dude. i literally get intrusive thoughts. please leave the school building and never come back. expel yourself #'tee hee i let the intrusive thoughts win!!' and i will win in hand to hand combat against you. shut up #if you reading this are someone i know at school who did something like this don't come groveling to me #it doesn't help. if anything it just makes me feel guilty for calling you out #and for goodness sake you know i can't stand up for myself. please call people out for their sick bs when you know i can't #thank you :'D

[bellaroles]

Sometimes Lymond just wants Richard to intuitively understand and be on his side without him having to explain anything. 😅😭

#ah dude just unrealisticly hope too much from richard #disorderly knights reread is so fun #lymond #i'm at the scene where lymond was angry because richard's saying that gabriel is the master lymond never had

[clouseplayssims]

I feel the need to share that there's an "anti-woke" dude in my Pathfinder group who decided to try and tell me how medieval buildings are structured. He picked the absolute worst person to do that with. When he was losing ("You're saying medieval kitchen, but the medieval period was extensive. Do you mean something based on 500AD castles, or 1500s?") he then decided to argue it was a fantasy game with magic and it didn't matter.

Well then building according to how Game of Thrones puts a castle together shouldn't matter either you nitwit.

#non sims #but also... kind of sims #I was seriously so angry with this dude #every week he says something so asinine #and because I present as a High Femme Dainty Female most days #I'm the target of his crap #unfortunately for him #I have three feelings and a tenacious personality

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Actually, no, I do not advocate the violent destruction of the Catholic Church and everything and everyone associated with it and those who do sound like genocidal assholes.

#can't believe I'm defending catholics but violent fantasies of killing clergy and burning vatican city isn't woke my dudes #the catholic church is insanely corrupt but you sound fucked up wanting the entire religion itself forcibly eradicated #babe you sound like a fascist #catholic church #like obviously i understand angry vent posts that express these sorts of sentiments but seriously wanting that stuff is weird

[churchydragon]

every time I see people talk about the newest Sun and Moon Show episodes I grow more disappointed.

#I think I'm just gonna remove my CSS boys from it entirely #like sorry but comparing a character to a serial killer rapist isn't okay ever. they only thing Bloodmoon with this guy is killing. #^ has in common #tw rape mention #cw rape mention #it the tags but whatever #I also really don't like how the creators seem to be shaming fans for liking characters. fuck you. fuck off. #Amp said it well. Moon has also killed people. Monty is a manipulative asshole. Sun has also killed people. #I think the only ones who haven't killed people are Lunar and Earth #but nooooo they're the GOOD guys! you can like them but how DARE you like the villain! #fuck off and suck my entire ass dude. #tw vent #cw vent #I still enjoy au content for the show! but at this point the show itself just kinda sucks from what I'm hearing. #I'm not gonna subject myself to that shit. I deserve better then that sort of mental punishment #I have more important things to be angry over

[existencebringsonlypain]

god fuckin damn it man that video got me

#game theory #matpat #i didn't watch his theory videos all too often. a bit too high energy for me #but i watched his gtlive videos ALLLLLLL the time. #i can quote a good chunk of the ddlc videos #man. some people really don't like him but tbh from the impression i got of him he's just a passionate n kind guy #and i'm gonna miss him. to be totally frank. #ik it's a thing for utdr fans to dislike him but i don't think i can #i'm gonna miss him. #i'm full on crying right now. jsyk #i'll probably still go rewatch some of the gtlive videos i particularly liked #when i first saw the thumbnail i thought it was. like. a fnaf theory but framed oddly. no he's retiring #other ppl are gonna run the shows now #i hope he has a great life free from the shackles of content creation #i love this guy. he's a sweet dude and knows what he likes and i'm gonna miss him. #and slightly off topic but i'm glad toby fox wasn't still angry about whatever marketing thing the game theory channel did #or gtlive i think #and they're both willing to joke about the whole sans is ness theory. there's an entire segment in his video joking about it #matpat is playing the role of ness in earthbound kinda. he's also ness in the fnaf movie. which means he's sans too. it's a whole joke #a mock thumbnail n everything #i'm getting off topic. sayonara man. you did great. hoping you have a good life out there #existenceunrelateds