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celestialevie · 1 year

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Mastermind // Mick Schumacher x Wolff! Reader social media au

also known as the one where Esteban plays matchmaker for his besties

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yn.wolff thank you estebanocon for letting me steal your girl 😚

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itselenaberri my one and only 🥵

estebanocon betrayal yn.wolff my queen💕

user5 queens of paddock 😤

user2 don't know if I wanna be them or date them 😩

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estebanocon went and found myself a boyfriend since my best friend stole my girl 😤

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yn.wolff wow bestie. He's cute tho, might steal him from you as well🤭

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estebanocon I am gonna remove you from best friends list 🖕

yn.wolff I dare you

mickschumacher never agreed to being second choice but it is, what it is😔

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user7 i aspire to be like y/n 😭 she really said I can take your girl AND man if I want to. Double threat

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yn.wolff Like we were in Paris 🗼

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user9 UM ARE WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT LAST PHOTO???

user18 RIGHT?? WHO IS THAT??

itselenaberri ma cherié ❤️

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estebanocon why wasn't I in the photodump? Very rude of you best friend😠

yn.wolff i'm deeply sorry best friend💔 next photodump will be all pictures of you I got through the years 😚

susiewolff we miss you💕

yn.wolff i miss you guys too😩 hug Jack for me 💖

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yn.wolff favourite person to see on grid 💕

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susiewolff beautiful girls! ❤️

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itselenaberri I wouldn't say I'm your favourite to see on the grid…👀

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yn.wolff i truly hate you🫶

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yn.wolff the water was nice

user7 istg they just need to fully announce it already 😠😠

user59 mick looking handsome on that last photo

estebanocon i thought I was supposed to be in the next photodump🤔

yn.wolff no❤️

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mickschumacher what if I told you I have the prettiest girlfriend

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yn.wolff i am blushing, stop it🥹 i love you💙

mickschumacher 🫶🫶

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yn.wolff alexa play mastermind by taylor swift

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mickschumacher my pretty girl 💜

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itselenaberri YOU'RE WELCOME FOR ALL THE DOUBLE DATES!!!

yn.wolff and I love you for them🫶 estebanocon WHAT ABOUT ME yn.wolff i guess I love you too🙄🙄

a/n this one is my personal fave, I might try Pierre next if anyone would be interested!! :))

#mick schumacher x you #mick schumacher imagine #mick schumacher x reader #mick schumacher #f1 social media au #f1 #f1 one shot #f1 instagram au

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bioshook-wynand · 9 months

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Since my friend and I are playing Bioshock 1, i wanted to share some of the things that have happened so far:

- We sat and watched the plane fully sink

- "OUGH?!" < her reaction to the giant Ryan statue

- Right off the bat she didn't trust Atlas and said his wife and child aren't real

- Every security bot is named Jeff

- The wrench is also Jeff(rey Bezos)

- We spent 30 minutes trying to get to Steinman because I forgot I has to throw the bombs at the debris blocking the entrance

- We went through 4 nitro splicers before I realized something wasn't right. I do this everytime. I literally replayed Bioshock like 2 weeks ago and forgot how to do that

- I've died more times in this playthrough than I ever have in Bioshock 1

- Keeps asking me if Atlas is evil, I keep telling her no and that he's my babygirl

- I've been spoon feeding her Atlas propaganda so hopefully she'll trust him by the end

- LOVES the little sisters, terrified of big daddys. She screamed the first time we had to fight one

- I tried to get the first bouncer stuck behind the register in the Medical Bay, but absolutely shredded him before I could

- The women were too stunned to speak

- We sat under the floor of the McCracken Crab trying to kill a Rosie. I died.

- I also hid under the floor of the Fisheries and smacked Splicers that walked overhead

- I got killed by a (different) Rosie like 5 times before I finally killed her

- Also ran from the third Rosie repeatedly before I finally killed him

- She chose target dummy for our first real plasmid

- I've only ever used it when losing control of the plasmids. So I've only used it once-

- Me: God I hate Andrew Ryan

Her: Bash his brains in

Me: *Hephaestus flashbacks* Oh I'm gonna

- Spider splicer: *angry screeching*

Me: New wife for you

Her: Great, thanks

- Hates it everytime I say "Snappies"

- I spent way too long looking for the final spider splicer before realizing I could take a picture of a dead one

- She did trust Peach Wilkins though (Somehow??)

- "I've got a really bad feeling about this" intensifies

- Yelled "THIS IS YOUR MAN⁉️" When Atlas walked out and almost missed Ryan's speech and the splicers bc of it

- Predicted the sub would blow up, but was shocked when it actually did

- I think she begrudgingly trusts Atlas now, his acting is peak

- I also went on a 2 minute rant about him and she made fun or me the entire time

- *finds a crawlspace full of Atlas posters*

Me: Oh my god, this is where I live!!

Her: NO

Me: With my Atlas posters and my.. Pistol bullets??

Her: N O !!

- #1 Langford stan (she's in love with her)

- Got jumpscared by the Houdini splicer that appears behind you (We both screamed)

- I was laughing bc his shadow was looming over us, then slowly turned around and we had a staring contest before I finally shot him in the face

- I've literally never seen him just sit there before?? He always disappeared as soon as I turned around. Wild

- She compared Langford writing the code on the window to 11307 from Danganronpa (iykyk)

- Cue disappointed sighing (Not really, I laughed really hard)

- This entire playthrough has just been me aggressively hitting on Atlas and her reevaluating our friendship

- Not even the posters are safe

- "Who is Atlas?"

Me: My husband

Her: UGH

- Saying "This is for me!!" every time I see an Atlas poster

- She is genuinely considering killing me

- Made me harvest a little sister to see what would happen 😔 We reloaded tho it's okay

- I've found so many secrets in this playthrough, including a vent that goes to a meat locker in the Farmers Market

- It felt like I was getting chased by everyone in Rapture while trying to make the Lazarus Vector

- I also (somehow) shot the big daddy in Langford's office while fighting splicers

- That was terrifying

- *Enters Fort Frolic* Me: It's about to get real silly

- I've been hyping up Cohen this entire time because I knew she would like him

- Unfortunately, she does

- She gagged at the "expectant mama" line

- Got jumpscared AGAIN by the splicer in the basement of Sinclair Spirits

- "SINCLAIR WHAT THE FUCK"

- I can never find the record store when I play Bioshock, this time was no different

- I gave up and went after Hector instead

- When we met Silas Cobb she yelled "KITTENS??"

- She agrees Silas is a discord mod

- We spent like 2 minutes straight trying to catch Hector and Silas

- I also got jumped by a bunch of splicers every time I tried to kill a bouncer

- She lost it at Cohen walking down the stairs

- "HIS GAY ASS WALK"

- I smacked Cohen after his speech and immediately ran

That's all so far, but we'll hopefully play some more this week!

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natashasbitxh · 4 months

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Finally got to see Peter Pan Goes Wrong in West End with Charlie Russell, Matthew Cavendish, Greg Tannahill, Matthew Howell, Harry Kershaw, Clark Devlin, Jamie Birkett, Chris Leask, Ellie Morris, and Jean-Luke Worrell! They were all amazing, I thought I'd share some of my fav bits! (Warning: There's a lot)

• Firstly, programme stuff: the note from the director basically just being Chris and Trevor arguing like a married couple. Chris being too scientific and Trevor having to remind him it's supposed to be festive.

● Them leaving a note asking if anybody was a flying operator as they didn't currently have one😭

• Robert leaving the children of the Cornley Youth Theatre abandoned in a forest with limited food and knives,to prepare for their performance of Lord of the Flies. NSPCC and police had to intervene, 2 of the children are still missing today (Ben McIntyre and Sarah Cordell)

• Jonathon's interview where's he's practically begging the interviewer to take note he was 'fashionably late', when he was actually waiting for 6 hours.

• Jonathon saying (in the interview), he's been focusing on humanitarian work, such as adopting a child from Ethiopia and a child from Vietnam. And then the interviewer just replied with "That is Brad Pitt. Everything you have just said is about Brad Pitt and not yourself."

• In the cast section, Chris Bean writing "I would like to remind my father that there is a spare ticket at the box office for him if he chooses to show up." That's so sad😭

• Trevor's section ended with "trevorzbeatz/YouTube.co.uk" 😭

• Pip (assistant stage manager) just says: "They call me Big Pip up north. Trevor's cousin. Out and about and that. Nice one." Like okay yh me too Big Pip

• They tried to feed the crocodile an alarm clock😭 (RIP Nadia tho😔)

• Annie left a little note saying she's "looking for a man" and then there's some description of what she's (not) looking for

• A page saying welcome to the theatre, but it is still very much in character😭 "Director Chris Bean always fulfils his promise of giving us a show we will remember for a very long time."

•Pre-show antics: one of the assistant stage managers (I'm gonna guess Pip? Not too sure tho) was walking around looking for a hammer. I noticed that he'd act like he was looking around and then when he spotted a child he'd go and ask them. I thought that was cute🥹

• I couldn't see the wires going through the audience cause I had seats up high, but I did see Robert pulling the end of the wire whilst on stage with the help of an audience member

• Dennis was late I think, ran across the stage from the audience with a bag on

• Lucy suddenly ran off stage, Robert not far behind shouting things like "You have to do it!" (And then later on she ran back on stage,but it seemed Robert got caught up in a convo)

• Now onto the actual show, I thought Dennis singing les mis due to his headgear was pretty funny seeing as les mis was about a door or 2 down

• At one point we were clapping for something (can't remember what, but it was during the beginning Darling Family scene), and Max joined in with the clapping. Sandra had to tell him to stop with a pointed glare and a lil hand gesture

• Every appearance with Robert as the shadow was amazing, I know it's simple but I'm always impressed with the rug pull and the way he lands

• During the bit where there's too much smoke and it engulfs the pirates, Trevor comes to the rescue but does hit Chris in the arse by accident, christrev anybody?

• I will forever love Robert trying to get Dennis to pick up the sword, Dennis picking up the boat paddle and Robert going on a rant about how he's been moving his arms for the past 5 mins why would he need the paddle

• During the interval the lights would still go out occasionally, fun touch

• As Jonathan flew up before crashing down, a banner fell down with Robert holding a bean, a reference of his show Jack and the bean

• Before this, I'd only seen the BBC recorded version of Peter Pan Goes Wrong, so I rlly enjoyed the changes. Such as the mermaids, but I RLLY laughed at Robert being the Mr Bumble in Oliver that killed a child. Especially when he went to be Peter Pan before starting to sing 'Food, Glorious Food"

• The whole poison bit was incredible, Harry's improv was on FIRE. We obvs did the traditional pantomime business which made Chris mad, he very much gave teacher vibes as he sat down on the set and said it was our own time we were wasting. He also complained that this was only the matinée and they still had an evening performance to get to. Then he pointed out how somebody in the audience was hissing, "Nobody goes to a show and says 'Yeah it was good but the person in the fourth row wouldn't stop hissing'" (this resulted in a lot of children hissing whenever he appeared on stage). Then when it got to the poison bit, a child was yelling at him to hurry up, causing Chris to go on a rant about how he didn't even want children there, sitting there on their booster seats. After the child yelled at him multiple times, Chris gave up and told the child to open it for him, which they did. Then as he was leaving, we were booing again and he was like "NO NO DONT BOO ME, IT WAS THE CHILD THAT POISIONED HIM." Then as he exited, he said something along the lines of "blame the child murderer." It was insane.

• Then, when Peter asked who would try to poison him, Tink/Annie pointed at the child that opened the bottle. I think Chris Leask actually had to turn his head downwards and to the side to hide his laughing.

• I've pointed this out before, but I'm so endeared with how worried Chris was when Annie was unconscious. HE KNEELED THERE HOVERING OVER HER BODY JUST LIKE TOUCHING HER FACE, NOT SPEAKING FOR AWHILE. Adorable. Every characters reaction was adorable...sorry Annie

• I just have to say Francis' Cabaret performance to distract us from Annie was amazing. Loved the audience clapping along as well and the rest of the cast looking absolutely shocked and confused

• I loved that we heard a whole marriage fall apart through Dennis' headgear. I want to know more abt them, the husband that took over to help Dennis sounded sweet

• When Lucy slid down the ship in her wheelchair she was flung out and then caught by Trevor in a sort of bear hug, Lucy's legs wrapped around his torso. Trevor was SEVERELY judging the cast HE WAS NOT HAPPY WITH THEM. They're besties ur honour, I thought it was so cute

• Loved Francis' Cabaret performance again during the big fight scene with the set moving.

• Trevor saying something like "You've got to be joking" when Lucy picked up the book 😭

• I wanted to scream laugh at Chris lying in the bed like an ill victorian child as Lucy closed up the story, and then Dennis choosing to lie on the squished bottom bunk

• As Lucy continued to read, Chris, Sandra, Trevor, Dennis, and Max were all checking up on one another in the background. Hugs, shoulder grabs. Guys, I love Sandra and Chris' dynamic so much, Sandra was making sure he got off the bed alright and then gave him a hug

• Of course the whole end song, Max as the crocodile encouraging us to clap

It was so amazing, everybody was fantastic!! My jaw still aches from laughing so hard! Hope ppl found this interesting cause I always love when other ppl share what happened during their show😭

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findafight · 10 months

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for the tws au i can see nancy as peggy tbh. even tho im not v interested in ronance, ngl i sorta was thinking about it with steve as steve for some reason lol, bet i got confused bc of the name! but i was thinking about nancy as peggy just bc like steve & nancys relationship sorta has a "missing/longing for what could have been if not for X happening" type of quality to it, i also thought nancy with gun, peggy with gun, hmmmm....

also i have to say i love the au idea but also it reminded me of how much i don't love steves ending in endgame lol! im not gonna get into it too much, but like he literally just got his bestie back from the dust and then he goes to spend the rest of his life with a woman he has already mourned and come to terms with the loss???? and Also crazy to not spend his life with his best friend whos the Literally only person IN THE WORLD who can relate to his experiences of being "a man out of time" like even when he goes back in time he's already lived in the 21st century, he will still be out of place in the 40s. okay I'm gonna stop now! <3

Oh yeah! I initially thought of Nancy for Peggy too because she could fit as a Peggy role well, (even tho I also don't care much for rnce) but I also didn't want to have Nancy be the only one from the past! Totally agree that steve as cap au would have that same "what would have been" kind of longing that would fit stancy nicely? also there's that scene in first avenger where peggy just. shoots at steve(rogers) when he has the shield and that's such a nancy thing to do (no gun safety😔)

buddy....my pal....you do NOT have to tell me about how weird and icky and unsatisfying Steve's endgame plot was. (if i continue the au i am NOT following mcu canon past catws) You are so right on all counts. Like. the centre of literally every decision Steve made in the three movies that centred him was about Bucky. His best friend who he thought was dead and miraculously got back! Like. WHY did he abandon his BOY in endgame. Not just the only person in the whole WORLD to be able to understand not only being a man out of time but also being a supersoldier, but also his best friend whom he has risked everything for multiple times! it doesn't make sense its so dumb. I stopped caring about mc/u way before endgame tho so i just pretend it didn't happen it's just frustrating. ca wintersoldier makes me unwell forever. [deleted an analysis of why ws is one of the best mcu films so if you want my caws opinions feel free to drop back in lol]

#findaanswers #stobin winter soldier au #anonasaurus

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khaleesiofalicante · 9 months

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i did not think i would live to see the day where we have (basically) angst-free mavid. but what a glorious day it is ☀️🙌

and i will most definitely accept this fic as an apology for both fmf and lbaf. i have a feeling i’m gonna migrate back to it after any remotely angsty thing in lbaf v.

ok an extended list of my thoughts, reactions, ramblings, etc.:

max in a suit will forever be my fave

brunch is most definitely a real meal, for adamant breakfast haters like myself

“How on earth could a stupid legal meeting be more important than avocado toast and strawberry mimosas?” david is the realest

david my love, calling him just mr.lightwood and not mr.lightwood-bane is probably losing you some points

the second hand embarrassment is real in this one dani 😩

“He’d like to see anyone else in that family write a dissertation on gender and colonialism in Jane Austen's Mansfield Park” he’s so hot for this

alec being taylor swifts lawyer but supporting her carbon emissions 😔 can’t win them all, folks

david baby, alec is just being jealous, don’t take it so personally pleeeeeaaasseeee

every single mavid scene in here is making me giggle and kick my feet 🥰🤭

i love the subtle netflix slander in all these fics

alec walking in on mavid 😭 david really can’t catch a break

david really is a perfect piece of shit

anjali is the absolute best. the standard, even

“you. always. all the time.” somebody hold me

david “accidentally” ruining the cake, this boy is too sweet

and the apple strudel scene was too funny

the little fbi max???? david is the best boyfriend ever

“You're my lawyer. You have to do as I ask. You can either help me or I will fire you and find someone else who will.” that was very hot

“I do have power over him. You really don’t want to see what I can do with it” this was also very hot

all their little pillow talk scenes make me so soft

seeing mavid elope in every universe is my absolute favorite

“Do not do the shimmy dance. Do not do the shimmy dance!” 😭😭😭

“he is gonna end up in a hospital like he did in Cairo” any mention of other max will be considered foreshadowing, dani

the entirety of chapter 8 was so perfect, i cant-

“sad gay prince and his little choir boyfriend” this is forever how i’m gonna refer to young royals now😤

“I represent all sorts of people,” the other man notes and then winks at David. oh, he is most defintely taylor swifts lawyer, isn’t he?

“Now I’m saying they met because of me,” the man hums. “But one does wonder where the mavid ship would be without the wind that is Jace Herondale.” YOU TELL THEM 😤

“David, you are a like a son to me and I love you very much.” HE FINALLY SAID IT 🎉

taylor swift? the taylor swift???? omg

the whole moment where mavid was singing the lines of “lover” to each other was perfect

i can’t blame david because i would also be in shock if i found myself having a conversation with hozier

david beauchamp, you perfect son of a bitch

Do you think he'll like it and forgive me for all the pain I'm about to put him through in LBAF? 🥺 david might, but i won’t. leave my baby girl alone dani, i beg of you

i think this fic was the best thing that ever happened to me 🤍💙💛

ps: don’t you dare think i missed that lbaf foreshadowing 👀 just cause other max doesn’t have david anymore doesn’t mean he can’t have any love in his life dani 😩 and what is this i hear about disrupting canon events 🤨

pps: if other max can hop dimensions, i’m sure it would be very amusing (and eerie) for him to see that mundane david writes about him so accurately

ppps: i’ve marked my calendar for lbaf v, i am so excited for this (i’m assuming the 18 chapters is the 18 years between lbaf iv v)

Was this angst free tho 👀

I'm so glad you enjoyed the fic and loved the fluff (see? i can write fluff too!!)

The 18 chapters have time skips, so it isn't really one chapter for each year (there are more than a 20 years gap if I'm not wrong - I'm begging yall don't make me do the math)

love u

#best thing ever

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idle-compy · 1 year

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alright!! I am done for tonight

here's my defintely super comprehensible live thoughts while playing

** SPOILERS BELOW **

DARIUS I MISSED U

SHIT

oh nvm thought I killed him already

ben why u running off

TO GO EAT BUGS OF COURSE

DARIUS NO

MY BOY

I KILLED HIM

DO NOT CHOOSE RUN NOW

ooh they mentioned owen

who's the old guy

probably good time to mention I haven't seen any of the jw movies so if he's relevant I have no idea

heck yeah I'm bringing bumpy

WHY DOES MY AUDIO KEEP CUTTING OUT EVERY TIME I MAKE A DECISION STOP

nothing good ever happens in the tunnel so we're going to main street !!

I DIDNT LIKE THAT LOOK

SHIT BLUE

BEN WHY DID U SPLIT UP MAN

HA BUMPY SAVED HIM I CHOSE RIGHT BRINGING HER

MAIN STREET

oh no it's rexy

OH NO SHE FOUND THE KIDS

wow they're bad a hiding

DARIUS DO NOT GO AFTER THE PAGE SIR

darius THIS SEEMS LIKE A REALLY BAD IDEA

ben actually excited to drive the gyrosphere

wow ok he rear ended yaz and sammy license revoked sir

DAMN YAZ IS TEARING INTO HIS SOUL

a fine example of my road rage tho

YAZ SAMMY NO THEY'RE GONNA BE CRUSHED

sorry ben not trusting u ramming that gyrosphere sounds fun

WAIT NO

I SHOULDVE TRUSTED U BEN IM SORRY

now he's dead 😔

my current kill count is 3 I am doing very bad

THE CONSTANT NABS AT DARIUS AND HIS SMELL

that sounds like a clue for later can't wait to forget it

TNE TARBOS BACK

heck yeah coaster time

KENJIS FACE

they've been steady making fun of the parks safety protocols and ykw as they should

darius u are NOT jumping in that water

I guess he IS jumping in that water bc if he doesn't they all die

TARBOS BACK AGAIN ???

oh nvm she left

kenji was so confident 1234 would work

AND THE TARBOS BACK AGAIN GEEZ

THE ANSWERS 2005 I GUESS RIGHT

the way I'd immediately move into that bunker

this brimford man already has more outfit changes than the kids

he straight talking truth tho

theyre so happy :')

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GONNA RESTART but choose everything different

so either choice darius just fucking falls

OH BUT DIFFERENT CAMPERS FOUND HIM

sorry bumps ir staying behind this time

dang they found the paper so much sooner without her

aw darius gave her hope her pack was still alive

SPOOKY TUNNELS

oh everyone's fighting

"I could tell a joke or hit em with a super cool dino fact" DARIUS UR SO PURE

yes sammy use that corn maze sense

KENJIS GETTING SAVAGED BY THOSE THINGS GEEZ

"raptor rats"

I saw sneaking past in a clip I'm retacing their steps

OH GOD I KILLED DARIUS AGAIN

guess they're NOT retracing their steps

"did u know ankylosauruses like mangoes 👍😀👍" "I did not 👍😀👍"

NOT THE CAR BEING A RIDE

everyone else on the ride: 😒

sammy and yaz: 😀

WHY DO CARS ALWAYS FLIP WHEN YAZ IS BEHIND THE WHEEL

TORO BABY ITS U AGAIN

"I'll be fine! ... probably"

DARIUS BUD I KNOW I CHOSE THIS OPTION BUT WHY

WHY WOULD THEY LOCK TORO IN THERE WITH THE TARBO SYOP TORTURING HIM

THE DRUMROLL I DIDNT GET THAT FIRST TIME

ben said forget eating bumpy gets mangoes

going back again just to see what escaping before going in the bunker does

oh they still survive ??

but they didn't get any food :(

"what one food would u want in it"

"coffee"

"I could go for a carob juice"

"teriyaki beef jerky"

"can you freeze dry pizza"

"canned lobster in butter sauce"

"I'd go for my mom's famous..."

crying

#jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous #hidden adventure #jwcc spoilers #hidden adventure spoilers #my posts #I'll probably put together actual thought later but I've got to get some sleep in before work

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kitten4sannie · 1 year

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groupie anon is back to say that that seonghwa fic.... ngl I was so anxious about them going at it in reader's workplace but you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. ALSO I READ THE YUNHO ASTRONAUT ONE- I... that was not very cash money of you ngl.

You deserve to be hyped up um??? giving us all this for FREE?? (my broke uni student self thanks you, on my knees, bowing to you like the angel you are).

also don't mind if you find this account hahah, i just like being groupie anon hehe. I already made my kpop account but I'm waiting to write that fic first before I start being active on it!

honestly, your response to my idea was so wholesome, I might cry. I planned on going home and watching the lectures I've missed while I was in class, but uni can wait. sannie sick fic cannot. I will birth it today no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT.

I got into ateez a bit late but they're one of my ults along with seventeen, but sannie has been a consistent bias. I like to say I don't really have biases and it changes everyday, but san.... he's... yeah. he's made a home for himself in my head. living rent free. slay. but no seriously I'm dtf any day, any time, anywhere. however he wants. I would do questionable things for that man. ehem. moving on. I'd crawl on the floor like a dog and- ANYWAY... other than san though, the rest kind of fight for the bias position everyday.

us as public penpals??? shut up that's so fjfufbhs CUTE im melting. I can't wait to write that fic now hahaha.

thank you for your kinds wishes, I really hope uni goes easy on me this year :").

I hope all is going well for you!!! until next time :* (maybe next time would be through my actual account, rather than as groupie anon! ^^)

heyyyy yeah i feel like the reader’s going to be having a meeting with her boss whenever she gets back sjhsdgd ohhh the astronaut yunho one 🥺 yeah that was the exact opposite of cash money i hurt my feelings so much after i wrote that ;;; but that kind of angst hurts just right sometimes 💔

it may be for free but i get paid in praise so that’s a win in my book 💕 hshdhd don’t awaken anything in me nowww and i’m def not an angel in any capacity more like a goblin that sits in its den and writes filth in the darkness loll.

i have some ideas but i’m not completely sure! oooh okay i can’t wait till you start posting! awwh haha i just really liked that concept you came up with it’s just so insanely fluffy and domestic i want to cry happy tears 🥹 ahhhhh sick sannieeee i can’t wait to read it!! i’m so excited dude

ooh seventeen i like a lot of their music! i can’t pick a bias tho there’s just too many and my mind can’t make a decision jshhs but vernon tho… that man could get it. who’s your seventeen bias btw? yeah i feel that in my bones like san is just something else like i could write a 10 page mla essay on why i love him and how delusional i am for that man but i won’t for everyone’s sake 👍🏼 “crawl on the floor like a dog” FOULLLL but same like where’s the leash? it’s time for walkies - i’m just gonna stop talking now… but same i can’t pick where it comes to the rest of them they’re just too powerful 😔

it is really cute huh??? i’m so glad you decided to send me an ask bc i’m loving this! but if you wanna dm too i’m 100% down for that <3 you’re welcome and i hope it does too hang in there and just take it one day at a time <3 it’s def not the best but it’ll get better soon! oooh sounds good i’ll be looking forward to your next ask 💕

#ask #for groupie anon 🎸

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kurgy · 2 years

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with work, the move, the legal things happening because of the move, housing, visiting family out of state soon, smi appointments and recovery, treatment plans and hospital visits and restarting physical therapy, restarting my transition journey (all but abandoning hrt F 😔) and to hopefully achieve my goal of top surgery before i turn 30 where I will be subjected to many medical exams, many psychiatric evaluations, and many therapy sessions before insurance will even cosider approving the surgery (something i have been trying to organize and crowdfund for since 2016...rip....🥲) as well as really wanting to get more serious about my personal creative works and put in more time, work, and effort into my personal projects, my books and selfmade art to accompany them, that I hope to have published before I die, I doubt I'm ever gonna fully reopen commissions again for anyone other than like close friends. Close friends are chill and there's trust and understanding but other than them? I'm too busy! Like man I moved out of my last place and ever since my free time became practically nonexistent that commissions became near undoable. I just don't got the time to juggle even 5 open commission slots and I refuse to take on more work I can't confidently complete in a timely manner and my physical health is so all over the place that I gotta focus on that to avoid legit life threatening illness and this time around cannot be talked into making an exception like I am absolutely putting my foot down and putting my health first.

Point is I got shit to do and shit I want to do and want to spend the limited free time I'm soon going to have working on my own personal projects and transition!

I do really miss drawin stuff for ppl tho! I liked that little bit of engagement with the audience I have and idk. maybe once the dust settles with this move and life evens out I'll do like. monthly "send me a character and a prompt" requests and just dish out some doodles for people who want 'em. just for funsies

#drawing someone elses ocs is fun!#i miss it #hope to have the time to do it again someday

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todayisawthewhxlewxrld · 4 months

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RAYHSIIisushshjdiJWJWISIH MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW?!?! I'VE BEEN GOING TO BED AT AROUND 7 PM, AND WAKING UP A 6 AM?!?! LIKE EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS? BRO. BE PROUD OF ME PRAISE ME RN!!! BUT ANYWAYS, I'm feeling SO much better 😋 I think I might make that cheesecake thing I mentioned a few anon asks ago today, and probably clean up a bit. I admit I really let the place go for a sec, dishes have unfortunately piled up a bit 😔

ALSO HELLOOOOO??? MEGUMI AND Y/N?? BRO Y/N NEEDS TO STOP THINKING THAT MEGUMI IS ALWAYS AFTER HER!! 😭😭 POOKS LIKE I GET IT, BUT DAMN?? WTH HAPPENED FOR YOU TO HATE HIM SO MUCH, AND HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT HE HATES YOU SO MUCH TO THE POINT WHERE HE WOULD WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU?? 💀 I'm SO invested. I woke up a few hours ago and saw that you had posted 2 yesterday, but I was like "its still late so I'm taking my happy ass back to bed, I'll read it when I wake up". It's the first thing I did when I arose from my slumber.

Also the boyfriend thing, he at least acts lovey sometimes, but yeah I get what you're saying 😔💔 I just really REALLY love him, and he'll express his love from time to time. I just don't know if he likes me or is just playing me, it'll be 4 months on the 11th, so I'm hoping that this is just one of those relationship phases and we'll work on it or something 😭 We've been okay for the most part tho, idk relationships are difficult sometimes, but I'm more than willing to go through more than difficult for him 😞 Bro has me folded like I've never been before? Help?

PLEASE THOUGH MY FRIEND AND TEACHERS DYNAMIC IS SO WEIRD?? SHE LITERALLY CALLS HIM A LITTLE GAY MAN 😭 HE LETS HER TOO? SHE EVEN INVITED ME INTO A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO CALL HIM THAT? 💀 She sees him as an older brother, and I could see why, he lwk acts like this other dude I know 😔 I miss you W 💔 But anyways, it's just funny to see them go back and forth with eachother 💀

ANYWAYS. 💀💀 What's your favorite song? 🤔 Tbh I couldn't tell you mine, not that anything is wrong with it, I just FR can't decide what my favorite song is 😭 Having a hard time deciding my favorite color too 💀

ANYWAYS GONNA CLEAN (if I dont procrastinate) SO GOODBYE MY DEAREST AXEL

XOXO 👽

YAYAYYAYA SO PROUD OF U BAEEE!!! SO GLAD UR SLEEPPING SCHEDULE IS GOING GOOD! I HOPE CLEANING GOES WELL N UR CHEESE CAKE COMES OUT YUMMY 😎😎😎

NAH FR LIKE HAS YN EVER THOUGH MAYBE HE ISNT DETERMINED TO MAKE THEIR LIFE A LIVING HELL LIKE THEY THINK HE IS?? 😭😭

bae… idk… i’m still team break up with him even after reading that… cause i feel like it’s usually the opposite four months in where they were rlly sweet before and NOW they’re showing their true colors but also fuck do i know i’m not in ur relationship so take what i say with a grain of salt if u want… DO WHAT U THINK IS BEST ILY !

HELPPP NOT A LITTLE GAY MAN LFMOAOA THATS SO SILLY

ermmmm …. yeah i cant decide either… i love so many songs and i feel like i’m betraying them if i only pick one of them😭😭😭😭

#axel answers ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★#axel answers// 👽

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imissthefire · 7 months

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well gods damn it all, I'm in part 4 finally and haven't said a word since I started, but hrjskajdks I have so many thots and feelings. under the cut because it's meaningless rambling but if u feel like reading then that's chill

First one being WHERE IS MY BABYGIRL (I know I get him soon but I'm still annoyed that I've had to wait so long and I miss him) second, why the FUCK is pelleas. Like. Just why. Why he? For the first 2/3rds of his presence, I wanted to drop kick his ass to hatari but eventually he went from being a fucking loser (derogatory) to a fucking loser (affectionate) and now... yeah. it's my first playthroygh, I could not save him and was unfortunately very upset by his dumbass sacrificing himself without reading the fine print. And then mommy almedha finding out her dumbass precious son died for naught but also it's fine, he was clinically stupid so it wasn't an unforeseen scenærio. Can't believe iz*ka found The Most Pathetic Little Guy and said "yeah, yeah, he's gonna be the next king" like I know he wanted someone easy to gaslight and manipulate and all that jazz but holy mother of FUCK could he not have found somebody with like even an ounce of confidence or self-preservation 😭 it did work out tho for almedha tho seeing as her aggressive need to mother hen the hell out of a child paired very well with how helpless and less-than-with-it pelly was. If only her son was a genius mage with a hunk of a bf and not a pathetic limp noodle mage with a lowkey cute crush on miccy, but alas, this is my first playthrough therefore those dots will remain unconnected ✊🏼😔 but got damg. Also, insanely silly of kurthy to be all :( I love my sister and dead brother who sacrificed everything for our nephew who is now also dead :((( when he's actually very much alive and well, like, two tents over. Crazy stuff, man, truly.

And damg don't even get me started on how fucking stressful drafting the armies was because I spent over an hour on it and I just got to the 2nd chapper with the elincibarn army and I realise now that I made a Big Mistake because they're so underpowered 😭 I made so many mistakes drafting that but at least I was locked with tibs AND ranran, both of whom have been pretty great so I have hope that between them, elincia and the LBGs (I assume b*stian will join us at some point (I need to complete the LGB(E) gang, it's imperative to our success)) things will be manageable.

Meanwhile, I put too much thought into the silver army or whatever miccy's is called and it was Still Absolute Ass! Slaysala carried along with skrimscram and mordy (and a shit tonne of olivi grass) the majority of the battle. that feathery slut only got hit, like, maybe 5 times? Powerful birdy, fucked up morally but also fucks severely on the battlefield so I'll forgive him and trust him bc he can't really betray us given how almost everyone else has been dwayned (rock) so they can't really buy his treachery. I also think he'd have perchance just enough self-preservation and sense to NOT side with the same ppl trying to kill everyone, thus nullifying the possibility of saving everybody, which includes Kilvans, which is actually quite understandable. It gives a bit of a sov rudolf vibe in that rudy knew that with his little green-haired secret prince with a brand that complicates his life without him realising it for like 17 years who was whisked away at birth/a very young age to live like a peasant voiced (in english) by kyle mccarley (gatekeeper must have one hell of a backstory) that along with his antithesis (anthieseses if you will) would unite zofia and rigel but in order to trigger that unity, he had to lean hard into being a bit fucked up and evil etc etc this isn't what that's about tho, I just am trying to justify why I think naenaesala isn't a completely iredeemable piece of garbage idk idk bottom line, rudolf had to suck but it was for the best of his people and naesala is a dick but does it with his people in mind and I think that's understandable. Doesn't justify or excuse his actions, but it sure gives important perspective to them. But anyway, everyone else in the silver army is lowkey dogshit ahaha I'm Fighting For My Life with these units, man. Snaki has been decent, (her lesbian mums do be pulling through as well) but she's also for some reason got the absolute worst luck with getting hit when enemy hit rate is <20% and either dying or coming damn near close. I know mages are squishy and aren't supposed to get hit but bro, she got hit by a 3% and fucking died when I was nearly through the map 😭

On the flipside, fortunately the gmercs and friends slay absolute penis, ike and soren alone can take like a dozen men at once (in a fight) and come out pretty much unscathed. sor's real good at dodging and having flare AND adept activate almost every second hit, so homeboy's keeping himself going easy peasy. And ike's just out here throwing his giant sword at bitches, also healing, but hella dealing (damage) ugh, power couple and neither get range locked so they can kill every last one of them which is quite nice. I'll send them into the fray and they have their cute little support *klboomph* bonus so they got that avo and other stuff idk I didn't look at it that hard.

I will say tho that the combining of the inventories was an absolute blessing holy shit man, I was fighting for my life between having next to no funds in any of the armies and running out of shit but having extra of what I need for one team on another and vice versa. truly a blessing that I can just hand stuff back and forth, only issue is i can't snag anything if it's with someone in another of the armies but I just keep units I'm not using on a map unarmed and empty-handed otherwise. Works out pretty well if I'm being perfectly candid, friend. Anyway, I'm gonna leave my absurdly long update at that otherwise this would be even longer and worse. Since I know babygirl shows up in ch3 with miccy and the gang, I apologise in advance for the impending thristposting. I'm holding myself back from being horny on main over several ppl but stefan, man, he just *chef's kiss* makes my brain go buckwild.

#i need to shut up now lol #i had a lot to say #oh also please do not feel obligated to read any of this lol #idk why anyone would tho lol #like maybe if u have some random sense of duty that you don't really possess *wink* or if you think that this will be enlightening u might?#but trust me homie it is absolute brainworms and unmedicated neurodivergency #gabe plays #fe #fe rd #nqp #gabe rambles #long post #i just write this shit to look back on later and giggle to myself because I have very little going on in my life ahaha #n e way #also sorry to anyone perusing the fe tags and finding this incoherent ramble lmao i just gotta keep my shit organised

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diorwoo · 7 months

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AAAAAAAAAAA REN im so happy to hear that you’re doing well, or…. trying to make everything fine, BUT IM SO HAPPY THAT U’RE TRYING YES BABE WE HATE LIFE BUT unfortunately we have to keep going just to spite it !!!!! (my motto 24/7) but yes omgomg we should exchange igs (i’ll send u another ask hehe)

i’ve missed u so so much and literally when i felt like i have feelings for one irl man i immediately thought of u and went,,,, my gawd ren’s gonna have a field day about this,,,,,,,, buT literally idk how and idk when but i fell for him and now im down bad IM A SIMP. THERE I’VE ADMITTED IT 😔. (i don’t even simp for san anymore 😨😨😨😨😨)

but to tell u a brieF bit abt this man (bcs if u let me actually talk about him, i could go on for DAYS), he’s literally the sweetest mf that’s living on this earth, i kid u not. it turns out, he’s been interested in me since my first semester of uni (im currently in my 5th semester) but he’s never gotten a chance bcs i get into situationships often and he’s super shy so he was not confident on approaching me at all 😭 but in the beginning of our 5th semester, we end up being in the same classes and we found out we have mutual friends and that’s when we started hanging out (at first, in group settings)!!!!

to answer ur question, yes he’s very handsome, he’s very tall, and he goes to the gym and……. welllllllll i shouldnt be thirsty on main but GAWDDDAMN he can literally headlock me n i’d say thankyou (LORDDDD IS THIS WHO I AM NOW) but yeah 😝 the first time we hungout, we’ve barEly talked, but long story short i got drenched bcs we went to a golf driving range AND THE SPRINKLERS TO WATER THE GRASS TURNED ON OUT OF NOWHERE AND I WALKED INTO IT 💀 he then offered me his shirt and it just started spiralling after that ehe (🤢 i folded 🤢)

we’ve recently been going on dates and he picks me up to go to campus even though he lives literally 5 minutes away from campus and i live 30 minutes away from campus 💀 like he spends an HOUR driving just to go to me and take me to campus then drives another hour to take me home and go back to hiS house almost everyday and he’s just…. so sweet. he’d open his car door for me all the time, never lets me pay for anything (we literally physically BRAWL in front of every cashier of every restaurant we’ve eaten in bcs i also insist in paying), is such a SHYYY person but gets loud whenever hes with me and texts with emojis with me, always waits for me anytime EVERYTIME, sends me tiktoks of cats bcs it reminds him of me, is allergic to cats but has FOUR who he loves veeery much, and thinks of the cutest activities for the both of us to do :’-)

also, one time i got him his favorite coffee (that he drinks. every. single. day.) and he literally couldnt stop going MMMMMMMM THIS COFFEE IS SO GOOD everytime he takes a sip and i was like… bro it’s the coffee u drink everyday tho????? and he went sorry it just tastes sm better bcs u got it for me 😔 AND I WENT AKAKKANFNDJSBJSJSSJNS !!!!!!!!! there’s so many things about him i could tell u but oops i realized i literally just wrote a 3 page essay about him 🧍‍♀️

ANYWAYYYSS all the simping aside, i can’t thank you enough for supporting me throughout my journey here!!!! you were the first person ever to send me an ask detailing abt how u loved my first work and that holds such a special place in my heart IM NOT KIDDING. literally trashed around like crazy when i saw ur ask ily. and i love love whenever u send me asks bcs theyre so fun to read and its so nice to get to know u!!! thank you so so much for being u, ren. i literally cannot thank you enough and im so glad we’ve met <3 i love u the mostest <3

OH MY GOD U ARE DOWN BAD ND THE THING IS U ARE DOWN BAD FOR A GOOOD ASS MAN A FINE ASS MF LITERALLY LIZ U WON IN LIFE DANG THATS HUSBAND MATERIAL

he DRIVES U HOME DOESNT COMPLAIN SIMPS FOR U OMFGGGG IM SO HAPPY FOR U LIZ IM LITERALLY SOSOSOSOSO HAPPY ND THE STOEY AAAAA IM SO ON LOVE WITH like he was right in front of u nd I'm telling u are gonna have ur happily ever after (my frnd also had the same story nd is now happily married with the guy ) MY GOD LIZ U ARE IN LOVEEEE Finally U PULLED A GENTLEMAN A KEEPER A LOVER A SIMP FOR U (when both simp for e/o >>>>>>) TELL ME MOREEEEE I WOULD LOVE TO LISTEN TO U ND YES I WILL ANNOY U 9N IG 🤩🤩🤩ND Y3S THANK U SM for coming back nd u just healed a part of me which u didn't break

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zombies-aliens · 1 year

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Sooo my crush transferred stores and I'm lowkey heartbroken. Ima be okay tho. I feel slightly depressed about it. Or bummed out about it I dont want to be dramatic. I'm really gonna miss her man. I just feel like something was there. A spark of some kind. I told her what was on my mind and she said I'm ok and things are fine.

... 🤷‍♂️

I wrote in her goodbye card at work. I said something like thanks for always being friendly and hope everything works out in your favor! and signed my name. Really thankful for my coworker for coming up to me and asking if I wanted to sign it.

I know im probably really sad bc it's still fresh. But don't get me wrong I'm not super depressed but man I get nostalgic thinking about everything in the past that involved her from beginning to end. The first time she said hi to me, the first time we introduced ourselves to each other, our first talk I had with her before I left work that one time, this makes me sad bruh lmaoooo and... our last talk 😔 she said we'll keep in touch since we have each other on snapchat. I hope we really do. We might not even talk much but I'd be happy if we talk AT ALL.

I'm holding tight to every memory I have with her. Big and small. I remember eating with her for the first time like she actually got dumplings for us to share together and IT WAS GOOD AS HELL. I felt the love tbh but maybe she was being a good friend. I'll miss seeing how cute and pretty she is. I'll miss it all man. I'm down bad bro I haven't even known her for a year smh lmao. But I had feelings for her.. instantly dude.

The worst part is that I'll probably never see her in person again. Unless by some coincidence. I'm reallyyyyy gonna miss seeing her in person. Her smile, her eyes. She was really cute man. And when she had makeup and did her hair she was stunning 😍!!!

I'm really.. gonna fucking miss her. But I know I will get over her and life goes on. But right now I'm really gonna be bummed out no seeing her name pop up in the roster on my work app. And not seeing her anymore at work. Man just saying these sentences got me feeling sad wanting to cry. I feel like crying but it's not strong enough to come out lol. Idk am I being a baby about this guys? I feel like I am lol

I'm not gonna move on to the next girl like that. I still like her and if she ever reaches out ill respond. I don't expect anything for some months since she lives her own life and I'll just have to respect that.. man ima miss her lol. Just wanna be over it already lol.

U know what I think I miss? I miss having a girlfriend. I miss having a reliable person in my life where I can have a good time with. Feeling loved. Just feeling GOOD in general. I want that again. I broke up with an online gf a while back in the beginning of this year, to see if there's a chance with this girl (obviously didn't work out lol but never say never right?..) and there's plenty of says when I wanted to just get back with her and things to go back to normal. I miss being called baby, I miss being called my love, I miss feeling cared for, and giving it back to my long distance relationship. But she was trans dude.. she has a penis. I'm not down with that. Im just not. I could just not have sex with her but I don't think u understand I don't want my girl to have a penis whether even if ill never interact with it. (I'm talking like I'm talking w someone irl in a way lmao just the way I write tho yall it's fun)

Umm but yeah :// I wonder how she felt about me. I wonder if she wondered anything about me?

I think I made an interesting insight tho. Do I just want to feel loved and cared for and feel happy? I mean I can't blame myself I think anyone would want that as well as other things too. But those are some of the main ones.

It's still crazy to me. I'm about to go to work and ima go in her department to get water and she just... won't be there. She wont be there tomorrow or next time i go to work ever anymore. Fuck man this shit makes me wanna cry. I'm acting like she died bruh 😂😂😂 why tf am I THIS sad, goodness 😭😔

Everything makes me nostalgic about her now man. 😢 ima just go to work and look ill be fine I'm not gonna bust into tears. But I'll be thinking of her when I have a moment of silence in the restroom or anywhere I get a quiet moment to myself.. she will never read this but I think I was falling for that girl.

#ima miss her

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wysteria-bloom · 3 years

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🌑How They Moan 🌑

Genshin Impact x Fem! Reader

A/n: I'm in a nsfw kind of mood 😶

Warnings: NSFW, MINORS DNI, sex, smut, don't read if 18+ content makes u uncomfortable . Rlly this is VERY VERY NSFW, I WENT HARD IN THIS ONE--

Requests are open!! Check my description for rules!

Characters: Diluc, Kaeya, Albedo , Childe, Scaramouche

Diluc's moans aren't really prominent at the beginning, like he'd be holding them back until he starts getting lost in the feeling of pleasure and he just let's everything out~ His moans are so pretty and soft. They're the kind of moans that just send butterflies through your stomach. I feel like when he orgasms tho, its not a big moan that he let's out more like strangled grunts. Its like he's trying to moan but he's just completely consumed by his orgasm that his vocal chords just refuse to work lol

"Sh-... shiit..." The red-head whined out, gritting his teeth to stop himself from moaning out-loud at the feeling of your warm walls consuming him.

The sensation of them rubbing him so tightly was getting to him.

He squeezed onto your thighs tightly with trembling hands, pushing his hips into you at a hasty pace, his desperation in catching up to his orgasm shining through with his loud moans.

"[Y-y/n]... Ngh~... You feel- ah~! S-so good..." He stuttered out, barely getting the sentence out.

You couldn't respond, only nodding as your back arched. His thick cock pounding into you was literally all you could think about.

You were consumed.

Consumed by him.

Obsessed with the feeling of him.

"Agh-! fuck..." Diluc's hips stuttered slightly before he began to slam into you at a relentless pace, skin-slapping and moans filling the room as the headboard pushed against the wall every time he pounded into your tight pussy.

He was so good.

His cries hitched and grew louder in volume, his eyes blown out with lust and complete love for you," Shit... shitshit!!... I-I'm gonna- aghh~ I'm gonna c-cuum..." He moaned out, gripping your thighs so tightly that you knew there would be bruises in the shape of his fingers tomorrow.

"Do it!! Please, please... I want it so bad, Diluc! Please give it to me!" You gasped out, desperately clenching onto the bed-sheets," mfuck~..."

Diluc's breathing grew unsteady, uneven, he was gasping.

His chest heaved back and fourth and his back arched slightly as he slammed into you more desperately.

His eyes stared deeply into yours," I-... I'm c-cumming! Fuckfuck-!" He stopped moaning, just gasping for air at this point as his orgasm hit him like a train.

Pleasure consumed every fibre of his being and he just couldn't stop thrusting his thick cum into your poor overstimmed pussy.

And you couldn't get enough of it.

Ooof his moans are just-- MWAH💓😔. This guy is the reason I have a voice kink, deadass. Anyways-- His moans aren't very loud, but that's okay because this man will literally moan right into your ear. Like he is not ashamed if you hear him moaning like a bitch in heat lol maybe if you overstim him or decide to dom him one night, he might moan a bit louder. His moans are low and sooo smooth. Like they're so smooth that they're perfect. And they just make you-- AGHH . Yeah, his moans are top-tier and you should just savour the fact that he trusts you enough to actually moan into your ears like that lmaoo

"K-kaeya.. s'too much..." You whined out, your pussy overstimmed and so sore.

You felt like your cervix was gonna bruise for the rest of your life at this point.

Like when he said he was gonna fuck you until you go stupid, he wasn't fucking lying.

You were sat in his lap, bare and sweaty back pressed against his bare chest. His arms were wrapped securely around you, one gripping onto your breasts and the other was swirling your clit slowly and tantalisingly.

He chuckled deeply into your ear, and you didn't miss how it melted into a smooth moan afterwards.

Your pussy clenched at the sound, making him groan deeply.

His warm breath against your sensitive ear may just be what makes you cum for the 5th time that night.

"Aww~ Is my little snowflake getting too full of my cum, hmm?" He sang out condescendingly, his hips stopped thrusting up into you, making you squirm in his lap at the feeling which made an intense moan escape him," Shit, snowflake~ If you move around like that I just might have to tie you up again... You don't want that, do you?"

You shook your head frantically, hands gripping onto his thighs that were on either side of you," N-no please!! I-ah... I wanna stay c-close to you!" You whimpered out desperately.

"Ahh~..." He sighed in pleasure at your words, trying to ignore the overwhelming feeling of joy he felt at that sentence," Then be a good girl and take all of my cum.. maybe then I'll give you a little reward afterwards."

"Y-Yes! Please!! Give me it all! Give me your cu-AH~!" You cried out when his hips began slamming into your wet pussy, the lewd sounds it was making was beginning to make you feel dizzy.

Everytime he thrusted into you, you could feel the cum he had already shot into you getting pushed deeper and god... Did it drive you crazy.

His groans and whimpers in your ears weren't making things any better either.

"F-fuck... fuckfuck... I'm g-gonna cum again, Sn-ah~... Snowflake!" He cried out.

"M-me too! Fuck-- me too!" You sobbed.

"Lets do it together, yeah?" He breathed out, pants growing louder and louder," Lets do it together, baby~..."

A couple more thrusts into your clenching pussy and a few more moans in your ear later, both of your orgasms came crashing upon you both.

And once again, you felt the warmth of his cum shoot into you.

Ohhh his moans 💓💓💓 He moans a lot, you've seen the fanfics-- because of his work and stuff, I feel like he doesn't do sex very much (Idk why but I see him as asexual but I shall ignore it this once- but lowkey do any of you get that vibe from him?? Chile anyways so-) so on the off-chance he does, mans is gonna savour every second of it. I am an avid believer in dom Albedo, but he's definitely a big switch lol anyways, his moans are so sweet and soft but they're pretty loud too. Like his moans sound like a symphony- could listen to them all day 😌

Albedo panted lightly, his eyebrows furrowed as sweat ran down his cheek.

His hands were tied above his head, he looked so pretty and vulnerable for you.

You gave him a small smirk, your hand gripping the base of his dripping cock teasingly, moving up and down so... slowly...

"What is it you want from me, 'bedo? I need to hear it." You encouraged sternly, stopping your movements with his cock.

The blonde could only pant a little, his eyes hazy and wet from tears," P..please... let me cum..." He whimpered out, biting his lip a little," I swear to you that I'll be good... I didn't intend to ignore you... I was a little too focused on my work... I apologise for that... sincerely." He spoke softly.

Your smirk softened into a small smile and you leaned over him, straddling him but still gripping his cock. You leaned down to his ear and bit on his earlobe teasingly, smile widening at the hitch of his breath.

"That's a good little scientist..." You murmered into his ear before you leaned down to his lips, trapping them into a deep kiss.

You instantly parted his lips open with your tongue, forcefully stuffing your tongue straight down his throat, grabbing the back of his hair and pulling so you could stuff it down more.

His eyes rolled into the back of his head at the eroticism of it all, his cock whining for you to do something-

Anything.

Your hand began to move up and down slowly, his hips arching at the feeling. But then you began to jerk him off at a frantic pace, making his breath hitch completely, his moans loud and being swallowed up by you.

Drool fell from the corners of his mouth, his eyes growing blurry from tears of pleasure as he started humping his hips upwards so he could try and fuck himself into your hand faster.

He just really wanted to cum.

You've been edging him for so long.

He needed it.

You pulled away from the kiss, letting his moans be heard from whoever was in the building right now. Not like you cared.

"AGH~!! AHH! P-PLE~AH~~!!" He couldn't get a sentence out, he was too consumed with pleasure.

"Please what, hmm? Do you wanna cum, is that it? You've been such a good boy..." You grinned down at him with a sadistic glint in your eyes," Go ahead then, cum all over my hand like some prebusecent teen. That's all you are anyways, right? Just a slutty scientist."

Albedo couldnt hold it in anymore.

Your words, your strokes, your scent.

It was overwhelming his body.

He knew the orgasm coming up may be too much for him to handle.

"C-CUMMING!! CUMMING~!!"

And just like that, the stone-cold alchemist Albedo broke emotionally. Tears streamed down his cheeks that were as red as apples, drool falling from his lips that were open in a silent scream.

You could only snicker and watch as cum spurted all over your hand.

You didn't even mind.

Oh~ 🥴 Look, im gonna be honest... I don't think child moans that much 🤷‍♀️. Maybe if you were pegging him into another dimension- sure. But other than that, nahh.. I think you'll get fast and heavy panting, a couple of growls and groans in between. Don't get me wrong- Thats still hot af. This guy is all dirty-talk and panting if I'm being honest. But dw, all you have to do is peg him and you'll get loud ass moans. Like I'm talking some real pillow-prince moans.

"Aww, you getting tired, pretty?" The ginger cooed out, smirk on his lips as he raised an eyebrow down at you," I haven't even came yet and you're already tired? C'mon, I know you can do better than that pretty..."

You huffed up at him, glaring up at him as he kept thrusting into your overstimmed cunt," F-fuck... you..." You spat out

He laughed joyfully at your response, hands suddenly gripping the back of your legs and pushing your legs to your chest.

At the sight of your shocked look, he simply grinned at you sadistcally," Wouldn't you rather I fuck you, though?" He cooed, before he slammed his hips into your lower half, the sweaty skin slapping against eachother filling the room along with your sobbing moans.

Every thrust of his huge cock into your cunt felt so painful but so fucking intoxicating as well.

The pleasure overpowers the pain.

The tip of his cock was definitely kissing your cervix right now. You could feel it. And fuck did it feel good.

You hated this man with every fibre of your being, but not even a rivalry was going to make you both ignore the clear sexual tension between you both.

Thus, you're now here.

Listening to his loud pants and hot ass growls, drool pooling at the pillow underneath you.

"Heyyy, have I actually managed to fuck you dumb? You're quiet for once- hah~..." He couldnt stop the knowing smirk from curling on his lips at the feeling of your cunt clenching around him as soon as he sighed like that," Oooh, do you like that pretty? You like it when I let you know how fucking good you make me feel?"

You couldn't respond.

You were going to cum again.

And you could tell he was going to as well.

His pants were faster, and the growls and groans were a lot more frequent. His cheeks were flushed with a rosy-pink hue.

By the time you had met eyes, you just couldnt help yourself.

You broke the no-kissing rule.

You gripped his unbuttoned shirt's collar and pulled him down on top of you, smashing your lips together.

He froze completely, eyes wide as he looked down at you.

But he slowly melted into the kiss, feeling his orgasm building up faster at the feeling. He started thrusting again, but this time they were a lot slower and harder.

But you continued to kiss eachother, gripping onto eachother like your lives depended on it.

And even when you had both orgasmed, you both continued to kiss eachother.

Look, idc what you all say-- this man is an avid and active switch. He's so authoritive in the game, wtf do you mean he's just a sub?? Anyways-- he's got subby-ass moans, ngl. Like, they sound so fake at times as well, like he fakes his moans to piss you off. But sometimes you'll take over the situation and put him In his place which causes him to moan a lot. His moans are a bit like Albedo's except they're a lot less innocent than his. I think he's also a huge dirty-talker like Childe

"Shit... Slow down you dumb f- Ahh~~" Scaramouche moaned out, eyes rolling back as soon as your hips slammed into his ass.

Your strap-on was so thick and long, it hit all the amazing spots in his body.

He leaned forwards a little bit on all fours, gripping onto the pillow in front of him tightly as your silicone strap slid in and out of him so smoothly and hotly.

His breathing picked up and small moans fell from his lips here and there," ye... yeah... fuck... just like that, princess..." He whined out, sweat trickling down his flushed cheeks.

You clicked your tongue at his words and gripped the flesh of his ass, glaring as you slammed into him harder, smirking at the sound of his surprised moan.

"Y-you-... What are y-?!" He couldnt continue his sentence due to the embarrassingly loud moan that escaped his throat.

You giggled at the noise, ignoring how youe cunt clenched around nothing at the sound of it," Wow, does it feel that good, babe? You sound like a pornstar with these moans."

"Shut the fuck u-AHH SHIT~!" He threw his head back," Yes yes!! Right there, right there, right there!!"

You then stopped.

Rolling your eyes and ignoring his loud insults towards you when you did so. But he shut up as soon as you flipped him onto his side and laid behind him, lifting one of his legs up with a strong grip.

Then you slammed your dildo back into his ass again," OH~! OH FFFUCK~!" He gasped out, hand reaching around him to grip onto one of your thighs for leverage," SO GOOD SO GOOD!!... YOU'RE SO GOOD~~"

The fake-dick pounded into his asshole, this new angle making it push the silicone dick up against his prostrate every single time you thrust.

Soon, he screamed out your name multiple times, his cock squirting cum all over his own chest.

You could only snicker and whisper about how you're happy that he realised his place.

#genshin x reader #genshin x reader smut #genshin x y/n #genshin x you #albedo x reader #albedo x reader smut #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x reader smut #childe x reader #childe x reader smut #diluc x reader #diluc x reader smut #kaeya x reader #kaeya x reader smut

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This randomly popped into my head so here, also this is modern AU??? Idk, you can choose. It's a textfic/crackfic where Y/N (you) are a Hashira so yh, hope you enjoy! <3

Genre: crack

Warnings: swearing, no real plot

Context: the Hashira’s wake up after a night they don't remember very well but they slowly find more and more photos from the previous night

Last Night~~~~~~

Y/N The Baddie🥵: @everyone lmao

look what I found from last

night

Butterfly👀💜🦋 is online

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨ is online

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man is online

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍 is online

Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is online

Simp💗💗💗 is online

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀 is online

uMAI🍱🍙🔥 is online

Butterfly👀💜🦋: I wish I remembered last night😭😔

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: Y/N, what's with the names?

Y/N The Baddie🥵: why not

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: why tho

Y/N The Baddie🥵: why not

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: why am I called ‘Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀’

Y/N The Baddie🥵: bc you pretty

much stare at them all day. I

remember you told me their

names once, their NAMES.

.YOU.NAMED.A.CLOUD. Altho I

would change ur name bc you are

child and precious🥺

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀:...I hate you

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I think they're fun

Y/N The Baddie🥵: see, Kyō gets me

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: are we just gonna forget the photo Y/N sent us?

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: shit, forgot about that

Y/N The Baddie🥵: gASP- Sanemi

forgetting something?!🤭🧐

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: STFU I will end you

The Water Man Himself🌊 is online

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man:...

Simp💗💗💗:...

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨:...

uMAI🍱🍙🔥:...

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍:...

Wind bITCH💨💨💨:...

Y/N The Baddie🥵:...

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀:...

Butterfly👀💜🦋: good morning Tomioka-San! How are you feeling? Is your head okay?:)

The Water Man Himself🌊:...why are you being so nice?

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: back read

The Water Man Himself🌊: okay?

The Water Man Himself🌊: @Butterfly👀💜🦋 @Y/N The Baddie🥵 🖕

Y/N The Baddie🥵: WHAT YOU

FLIPPING ME OFF FOR?!

The Water Man Himself🌊: YOU JUST STOOD THERE AND TOOK A PHOTO

Y/N The Baddie🥵: if I was

sober I probs would've

come save you😭 sorry

bestie💔😔

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: that's a big ass fat ass lie

Y/N The Baddie🥵: that's not

true!! You're just mad😌🖕

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: hoe’s mad

Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is offline

Y/N The Baddie🥵: real mad

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: look what I found

Simp💗💗💗: so THAT'S how we got back

Butterfly👀💜🦋: how did you even take a pic of us

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: everyone else took a cart while we wanted to do...this

Butterfly👀💜🦋: you remember last night?

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: I only remember drinking loads and getting on the bike

The Water Man Himself🌊: why am I on there even tho I probably have like a major concussion

Y/N The Baddie🥵: idk but I found

something else

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: is that...a weird drawing...of me?

Y/N The Baddie🥵: I think so, yh

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I have a vague memory of Giyuu drawing it then all of us slowly coming forth to hail this drawing of Gyomei

The Water Man Himself🌊: I drew that?

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I think so

Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is online

Y/N The Baddie🥵: welcome back

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: what did I miss?

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: it's easier just to back read at this point

Simp💗💗💗: I'm going through my camera roll now to see if there's any photos from last night

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: same

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: wtf. Why?

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: I think I can speak for everyone when I say this, we don't even know at this point

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: mans just wanted a selfie

Y/N The Baddie🥵: Giyuu being

a complete mood as always

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: where is he? I can't see him

Butterfly👀💜🦋: by Tengen’s hand

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: thank you Shinobu!

Butterfly👀💜🦋: np!!😊

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: I just wanted a selfie! Why did ya’ll have to ruin it?! Assholes🖕

Butterfly👀💜🦋: someones moody

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: of course I'm moody, that was gonna be a good selfie, the EMOTION in that selfie at the start, did you not see how happy I was

The Water Man Himself🌊: you were happy?

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: uh, yh, can't you tell?

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: looks like ur normal neutral expression to me :/

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: seriously?

Y/N The Baddie🥵: don't worry

Mui, I knew FROM THE START

that you were happy, until

they RUINED IT

Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: idk if you're just saying that or not

Simp💗💗💗: this is so funny to me

Y/N The Baddie🥵: lmao Giyuu why

are you always in the background

of the photos looking sad and

lost😭🤣

Butterfly👀💜🦋: it's bc nobody wants him in the photos bc he has no friends

The Water Man Himself🌊:...

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: honestly Gyomei looks fabulous and fits his part well

Simp💗💗💗: he does! But I think you all do! Even Giyuu

Y/N The Baddie🥵: what as a lost

depressed man?😏

The Water Man Himself🌊: 🖕

Simp💗💗💗: no that's not what I meant!!!

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: don't worry we all know, Y/N’s just joking, right Y/N🔫😊

Y/N The Baddie🥵: sure

👁👄👁💧

Y/N The Baddie🥵: alright ya’ll

imma go die on the inside now

and sleep, bye

✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: bye

Simp💗💗💗: have a good sleep Y/N-San!

Wind bITCH💨💨💨: I would come over and annoy you but I'm bedridden so I can't😔

Y/N The Baddie🥵: oh no, how sad

CloudStalker😬☁️👀: you dying on the inside brings me joy

Y/N The Baddie🥵: fuck you

Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: have a good sleep and hope you feel better soon Y/N:)

Y/N The Baddie🥵: thank you

Gyomei🥰🥰🥰

Butterfly👀💜🦋: bye Y/N-San

The Water Man Himself🌊: bye

uMAI🍱🍙🔥: make sure you have water! Hydration is important!

Y/N The Baddie🥵: thanks for the

reminder Kyō!

Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: bye

Y/N The Baddie🥵 is offline

#kny #kny x reader #demon slayer #demon slayer x reader #text fic #crack fic #muichiro tokito #giyuu tomioka #gyomei himejima #sanemi shinaguzawa #mitsuri kanroji #shinobu kochō #tengen uzui #kyojuro rengoku #y/n #obanai iguro

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