#i've met someone that makes me feel seasick

[nyoomfruits]

Drop the lestappen playlist bestie! 💝

alskjfa its on my private account but uh here are the highlights:

kill the director - the wombats

the ULTIMATE enemies to lovers song in my opinion. the HATRED about being in love is just. chef's kiss. also the line 'i've met someone that makes me feel seasick' delightfull. AND 'this is no bridget jones' is that not charles's mantra every time max maxsplains his little heart out and he is trying SO HARD not to go all heart eyes about it

halley's comet - billie eilish

you will very quickly notice a theme in this playlist and the theme is i like to headcanon charles as being absolutely MISERABLE when he realizes he has a crush on max. he's all woe is me about it (meanwhile max has been in love with charles since like they're karting days and is just. vibing tbh) anyway this whole song has a plethora of DELIGHTFUL lines about being upset about your crush but to highlight a few:

i don't want it and i don't want to want you aut in my dreams, i seem to be more honest and i must admit you've been in quite a few

AND my personal favorite because i literally named a fic after it:

silly me to fall in love with you

happy accidents - saint motel

if i think about the possiblity of charles and max never meeting and their intertwined lives too much i will cry but the tldr are is that the following lines make me go !!!!!

if i never laid eyes on you would i feel something missing if you never laid eyes on me would you know something's gone?

wrapped up in books - belle and sebastian

this song is on here for these specific lines and they make me feel feral every single time oh my GOD

you were racing in a car beside a boy you just don't know if he is up for what you have in mind

i won't say (i'm in love) - from disney's hercules

no i will not apologize this is a CHARLES SONG this is charles having been in denial about his crush for YEARS and then being absolutley slapped in the face with it somewhere during the 2022 season thank you

#lestappen #theres more but some of those are also just. what i personally think fits them that others might not agree with #actually thats all of these too #oh well

[greeneyezblackheart]

Hey, Sis,

So, I've been thinking about putting together a bucket list. I had one a long time ago and my ex saw it and helped me to cross some of those off. He took me horseback riding for my birthday. Of course, we didn't have a guide and we needed one cause the horses knew we didn't know what we were doing and mine stopped to eat grass and i told him to go and he tried to buck me off. Needless to say, we had to change horses. But that was cool. I'd like to do it in a situation where I had a guide, or someone could teach me a thing or two first.

He took me to The Grand Canyon. We didn't get to stay long but I definitely saw it. Well, part of it, lol. I definitely want to go back and see a different part or look at it a bit longer. And he helped me with a few others.

Anyway, I had been thinking about this - before I even met you and learned of your love of cherries - but I have ALWAYS wanted to try Cherries Jubilee. I mean, always. I absolutely LOVE Bananas Foster - it is my all-time favorite dessert. We have a Cajun restaurant here that makes it, but it's mostly ice cream, lol. I've had it once where there was a lot more banana and a lot more Foster and that was good too. But I am putting Cherries Jubilee on my list. I know of no one who serves it. So ... I will probably only get it if I ever go on a cruise that offers it, or I make it. But I'm going to work it out.

That leads me to going on a cruise. But it has to be the right one to the right place, because I am not rich. I am not married to Izzy Stradlin unfortunately. I will get to go on one cruise. And really, did he ever have to go on a cruise? I mean, he probably had a yacht chartered once or twice. What am I saying? Probably a lot of times. I think he once performed at a wedding in St. Tropez and another one in Spain, so ... I digress. Sorry.

So:

Cherries Jubilee

Cruise

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Graceland / Memphis

Washington D.C.

(I didn't go on the 8th grade trip - sure wish I had cause it would have been much cheaper with the whole student discount/8th grade program the government works out with the schools. Did you go on it?)

Oh ... I think I want to try Caviar one time. Not a lot. Just once.

Hmmm ... a couple I will not share here, lol. But I still think they are very necessary and worthwhile endeavors!

So, these are not goals, but just things to check off.

Have you done any or all of the things on my bucket list above? Have you had Cherries Jubilee, and if so, where?! Actually, I'm pretty sure you've been to Graceland - and I know you have been to Memphis. Just unsure of the rest!

Love,

Your Sis xoxoxo

I have done three of the things on your bucket list: Graceland twice, two cruises, and Washington DC.

The DC trip was my 8th grade class trip. I would love to go back now because I feel like I didn’t appreciate it as much back then as I would now. 

I have been to GL twice, once when I was 17 and another time probably about 9 or 10 years ago with Eric. Of course, I’ve been to Memphis, I’m still here. 😆

One cruise was when I was 8. My mom and stepdad took my sister (who was 18 at the time) and her boyfriend and me on the Disney cruise/Bahamas for my sister’s graduation present. I got a cruise for MY grad present too, but ours was a bit different: a three day cruise to the Bahamas (on a smaller cruise ship, where I was seasick the first night), then 4 days in Orlando for all things Disney. Just me, my mom, and my 6 month preggo sister. Fun fact about the Disney cruise when I was 8: they thought it would be funny to feed me escargot, so they ordered me a dish, told me it was PORK, and I loved it so much, they ordered me a second dish. I did not find out until much later that escargot = SNAILS lol. I was not as grossed out as I probably should’ve been, and I’ve had it a few times since then. I still love it. Go figure.

I have also had caviar. I love that too. Goes great with smoked salmon and cream cheese on some fancy ass crackers.

Never had cherries jubilee, but it sounds yummy.

The R&RHOF would be fun. I love doing that kind of shit.

🖤🖤 Shells

#my friend A 🍒 #shells rambles 💬 #bucket list convo

[gayest-classiclit]

new winstag dropped again. it's been a week. writers unblocked. lesbians written. love won

#i doubt anyone's been keeping track of these tbh #ALSO IT'S MY FIRST OVER 1000!!!! #so proud #winstag #bazposting #finally. the gay stickmen hyperfixation let me be productive #<- has not revised for mocks

[jurassicsickfics]

Title: Help me, Annie

Laurie Strode had had a miserable day. All day long at school, she'd been plagued with dull, relentless nausea and occasional cramps. Lynda was oblivious, but Annie picked up on the fact that something was off with Laurie almost as soon as they met outside her house to walk to school. The curly-haired teen opted not to say anything, however, because she knew that Laurie wouldn't admit anything until she was good and ready anyway. The school day dragged on and on; two or three times Laurie excused herself to go to the bathroom when she felt for sure she'd throw up, but all she could get up was a couple burps. Finally, after what felt like 2 weeks to Laurie, the last bell of the day rang, and she and Lynda waited outside for Annie. Annie was always late. When she finally showed up, the three set off for home. Laurie felt like she was dying and didn't look much better. She was pale, her cheeks flushed, and a thin layer of sweat on her face and neck. As they started walking, Laurie tried to convince herself that her belly pains were just gas; after all, she had been belching all day. Walking usually helped gas pain, so she was eager for the walk; she was rudely disappointed, though, when the movement made it worse. It was almost as if the motion of her own walking was making her seasick. Even Lynda started to notice that something was off, now, but she was quickly distracted by the realization that she had a date with Bob tonight. As soon as Lynda was at home, and out of earshot, Laurie stopped in her tracks and turned to Annie.

"Oh, Annie, you've gotta help me. I feel so sick, I've felt sick all day, please help... your mom's a nurse, you must've learned someone from her." The blonde begged, nearly in tears. Annie was stunned; her brown eyes wide with surprise. Laurie never acted like this, so Annie knew that her best friend must feel really awful.

"I um...I don't know much but...I can try. Why don't I stay with you tonight? I'm sure my parents won't mind." Annie suggested, placing a comforting hand on her friend's shoulder.

Laurie nodded eagerly. "Yes, yes yes please! Thank you so much, Annie."

That evening, the girls were sitting together on the couch, watching some kind of romance comedy on TV. Laurie's parents weren't home, so the girls had the house to themselves. Laurie was lying down, her head on Annie's lap and a warm, damp washcloth clutched to her bare stomach. She'd started getting hot flashes and cold sweats, so she'd stripped down to a sports bra and shorts. Annie was rubbing her back, her heart slowly breaking with every whimper and moan from poor Laurie.

"Laurie, what can I do? Is there anything you think would help?" Annie asked, fighting to keep her voice from breaking.

Laurie didn't hesitate at all to answer. "I need to puke." She said bluntly, clutching the corner of Annie's shirt in her fist.

Annie's eyes widened. "Like, right now?"

Laurie shook her head. "N-no it's...I want to, I feel like I need to, but nothing comes up."

Annie nodded as she understood. "Well, there's a couple things I can try to help."

With that the two made their way to the bathroom. Laurie sat on the floor in front of the toilet. Her first attempt was to firmly pat Laurie's back.

Laurie moaned as Annie's hand made contact with her back; it felt good, but, all it did was coax a couple big burps out of her. "Not enough..." she mumbled. Annie nodded. "Ok, plan B it is." Annie replied as she began to gently press her palm against Laurie's slightly bloated belly. She could feel it gurgling and churning under her palm, it felt painful...

Annie slowly increased pressure; digging in more and more. Laurie managed a gag over the toilet bowl but...still nothing.

"You got a plan C?" The blonde asked, her voice strained from the discomfort. Annie sighed sadly.

"I didn't really wanna have to do this but, it's all I can think to try now. Open up."

Laurie was a bit confused as to what Annie was planning to do, but she complied. It became clear, though, when she felt her friend shove almost her whole hand into her mouth. Laurie yelped in surprise as Annie pressed her finger against the back of Laurie's throat. Laurie started to gag, her eyes watering as she squeezed them shut.

But still, nothing came up. Annie gave Laurie a quick break to catch her breath before going in again, teasing the back of her friend's throat with her fingers. Laurie's gagging started to sound wetter, with some coughs and burps thrown in every so often. But that wasn't the goal, now, was it?"

She needed to throw up.

Annie gave her friend one last break, and Laurie was gagging and whimpering even with Annie's hand out of her mouth; her gag reflex was not happy. Annie took a deep breath and pressed into her friend's throat one more, determined time.

Laurie let out a loud, wet belch before promptly vomiting all down Annie's front before she could turn to the toilet. It didn't phase Annie, though. She was almost as relieved as Laurie was, and she patted her back as she emptied her stomach into the toilet.

After about 2 long, painful minutes, Laurie leaned back, panting. She moaned softly, "Ooh...that felt so good...Annie, thank you so much. " she breathed.

"You're so welcome, Laurie, dear. " she replied sweetly.

Laurie then noticed the vomit splattered on the front of Annie's shirt. "Oh, Annie, I'm so sorry..."

"Hey, don't worry about it, it's no big deal. I'm just glad you got that nasty stuff out of that cute little tummy of yours." Annie said with a smirk.

Laurie giggled bashfully as she wiped her mouth with a piece of toilet paper. She tossed the paper into the toilet, closed the lid, and flushed it. She gave a relived sigh. "Wanna go cuddle?" Annie asked.

"Ye- after you get the puke off you." Laurie said, a teasing smile on her lips.

Annie smirked. "Oh of course, your majesty. I'll shower first."

#sickfic #halloween 1978 #annie brackett #laurie strode #stomach bug #upset stomach

[priintaniere]

for sylvix week 2020, day 7: workplace AU

my part of a sylvix teachers AU collab with @/ahkikosanada on twitter/ao3 who wrote “i’ve met someone that makes me feel seasick”

please go read cha’s fic, it’s wonderful and stay tuned for more of this au :3

※ please do not repost my art ※ ➜ commission and ko-fi links in bio

#sylvix #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #sylvain jose gautier #felix hugo fraldarius #collab #ahkikosanada #sylvixweek2020 #fanfiction #i've met someone that makes me feel seasick

[tortillas]

😳!!

It's about the covers.. 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🥺💕

https://youtu.be/shMMfDcCWJY

#I'VE MET SOMEONE THAT MAKES ME FEEL SEASICK #and i was like *screams* #enjoy my wares aj 😔 #asks

[sampothepancake]

#the wombats #kill the director #I've met someone that makes me feel seasick

[denrbough]

Kill the director by the wombats is the song of the day

#here's another song about gender that I'll never understand #I've met someone that makes me feel seasick. oh what a skill to have #❤️ #im gonna bang my head against a wall stfu #lo rambles #songs stuck in my head

[addicted-t0-coffee]

oh, what a skill to have. 

kill the director // the wombats 

#not mine #the wombats #kill the director #a guide to love loss and desperation #i've met someone who makes me feel seasick #song lyrics #text #quote

[iolikethemoon]

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick.

Oh, what a skill to have.

Kill the director - The Wombats

#i have brain worms #ofmd #ed ofmd #stede bonnet #stedebeard #blackbonnet

[redrose-arrow]

hello halt/duncan/crowley anon here, the reason we first started shipping this ship is because we uh. created an AU where Halt, after getting away from Hibernia, ended up finding its way (still uses it/its because projection) into being a Skandian skirl, whose ship apprehended Pritchard's while he was on his way to Hibernia (obviously there's a bunch of timeline changes but. shh) and like.

Halt had helped get Duncan out of Wildriver. in this AU, Pritchard had gone back to Araluen after some urging from Halt with the promise of a quick escape whenever he needed, and that's how Halt found out about everything.

now, Duncan doesn't learn that Halt is the skirl of its own ship until he sees the ship itself and Halt commanding everyone on it. he doesn't even know Halt is involved with the Skandians in the first place. but then, he sees the ship, and he hears two of Halt's crew (who'd been sent with to make sure the mission had gone according to plan on the other side) giggling and snickering, and then he sees Halt.

and his first thought is, "oh fuck. oh god. I've fallen in love. if I tell someone, then I'm never going to live this down Ever."

and in this, Duncan had met and known Halt pretty well. but only when they were kids. and Halt had been going by a name other than Hialt, so he doesn't realize that this guy--who seems so familiar, it's just that Duncan can't exactly put his finger on it, but he swears--is his childhood best friend until Halt gets really tense and really quiet after someone in its crew who had known it since it left Hibernia mentioned how it had appeared around the same time the old crown prince had been reported dead.

and while Duncan doesn't realize it at that moment, the words stick in his head-- and it doesn't click until later that night, when certain things start to make a lot more sense when he considers the--previously unthinkable and totally preposterous--thought that... maybe... just maybe... Halt was the crown prince?

anyways this AU is very complicated and somewhat messy and please tell if you want more,,,

(((I'm just here wondering if there's really a Skandian wolfship out there who's skirl gets seasick because,,,, that's hilarious)))

also, feel free to change the timeline a bunch. it's not like there's a consistent one, anyway lol. also I love the projection keep doing it, it's valid.

then onto the actual AU......... gorlog's beard how do you anons keep getting me excited for stuff I've literally never even thought of before????

I LOVE Duncan softly cursing when he realises he's in love because the Timing Is Very Inconvenient.

I'm just wondering,,,, like obviously Halt knows, right? So there's two childhood best friends, reunited, one of them knows, the other one is slowly realising it,,,, so how does Halt handle that? How does it feel? Does it try to hint at it or is it trying to keep it a secret even from Duncan?

I am very much interested in the rest, if you'll have it :)

#the saga continues #and i'm very excited about it #if you need to ramble on more feel free to!! #i'm always here for it :) #ask redrose #ask redrosearrow #ranger's apprentice #rangers apprentice #john flanagan

[fictionkinfessions]

This L has me feeling so dizzy.

It's not even his looks. I don't know what it is about him, but whenever he messages, I feel my chest flutter a little. He's just so... uniquely perfect.

I don't think I've ever met someone - anyone at all - who makes me feel this seasick.

I don't even care whether he's my L.

I just care that he is.

- a Light fictive in love

#fictionkinfessions #fictive #lightfictive #deathnotefictive #mod party cat!

[amethystpath-writes]

For the ask game: "I've met someone that makes me feel seasick! Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what to all to have!"

Another ask bites the dust

I'm proud of this whole answer. It'll all make sense when you read:

[teddypdf]

“I've met someone that makes me feel seasick

Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have”

#ive had this stuck in my head all day #the wombats #kill the director #music #kill the director the wombats #mine

[wilfcrd]

another edit idea came into my head: there is this sound on TikTok which goes "I've met someone who makes me feel seasick, what a skill to have. Oh, what a skill to have; to have so many skills that make her distinctive." (watch?v=shMMfDcCWJY) and to have an edit with Mark to this cause it's so soft aaaa 💕💕

Oh this cover is so cute I love it uwu

[utemzavar]

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick,

Oh what a skill to have

Oh what a skill to have

<3