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[ambivalent-anarchy]

It's A Jameson Thing (Part 1)

Masterlist

Gender: Female

Pairing: Peter Parker x Jameson!OC

Warning: None

Peter falls for the charismatic, argumentative girl that just switched classes. Unbeknownst to him, she's the niece of J. Jonah Jameson, the man that viciously hates Spiderman.

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"Alright so the proton and electron collide and then make..."

Mr. Harrington turned away from the smartboard and looked out into the sea of students in front of him. No one moved a muscle. "Anybody? A proton and an electron combine and maaaaake???" The students stayed silent, staring back at him with boredom dulling their eyes. He dropped his hands. "Come on, communication is needed, people! I know someone knows the answer!" He looked around, almost as desperate as the students for something.. anything new to happen. "Parker?," he pointed with chaotic hope in his eyes. "You know the answer right?!"

Peter felt his best friend, Ned, nudge his arm and immediately he jolted awake. "Huh? Um- HERE!," he blurted out, raising his hand.

Ned slapped his forehead. Chuckles were heard. Somewhere a student coughed.

Mr. Harrington rolled his eyes with a sigh. "Ugh, you know what? Free period, guys. No one's head's in the game today anyway."

"Whoop! Whoop!," Brad yelled though it was covered with a wide yawn.

And just like that the class began to wake up. Everyone moved their chairs, switched seats, until the entire class turned into a social frenzy."

So, did you watch the new Star Wars yet?," Ned asked, getting Peter to fully wake up.

The teenage superhero smoothed out his hair. "Nah, not yet. I haven't had much time."

At that, Ned completely freaked. "What?! Dude, you have to! You gotta hurry up and watch it so we can talk about it together!" He wildly began to rummage in his backpack.

"What're you doing?," Peter asked.

"Getting my planner because we're going to watch this together," Ned playfully snapped. "Now, when are you free?" He held his pen in his hand, expectantly.

Peter chuckled. "I-I don't know, man. Anything could happen at any time. I have to be ready." He cracked looked at Ned's disappointed face. Maybe he should relax a little. "...okay, anyday around 5. That's usually an inactive time for criminals. What happens in it, anyway?"

Ned's jaw dropped. "You seriously think I'm gonna tell you?! No spoilers, Pete," he said, pointing his finger in his friend's face.

Then he leaned in close. "But there is one thing I need to tell you for when you watch it."

Peter leaned in closer. "Yeah?"

"You know how Rey was kept having flashbacks about her family being taken?"

"Mhm." Peter nodded, eyes wide.

"Just, remember that part, okay?," Ned said. "It's real important, man. In fact, to get the full experience, you need to rewatch EVERYTHING." Ned smirked, "preferably in order."

Peter laughed. "I watched it out of order one time, Ned! How long are you gonna hold that against me?"

Their attentions were pulled to the front of the class when Mr. Harrington said, "Alright class, listen up!"

The class slowly became silent.

Mr. Harrington clapped his hands together. "Okay, so it appears we have a new student joining us today!" He stepped aside to reveal a young girl.

"Oooh, wow she's hot," Ned whispered from beside Peter.

"Shhh, Ned!," Peter whisper-shouted back.

"I'm actually not new," she spoke with a wave towards the class. "Just got my schedule tweaked a bit is all."

"Oh, well then you guys have already seen her around."

Flash threw his head up, looking the girl up and down. "Yeah, I've definitely seen you around."

She quickly shot him a glare. "Don't try it," she warned coldly, earning a few ooohs from the class.

Next, she was allowed to pick her seat.

Peter watched her as she walked further down the rows of desks. There was only one word that came to mind. Wow. Just from the way she held herself, he could see that she was special. And she knew it.

She had the type of confidence that he hadn't gotten until after becoming Spiderman.

It was as if even if she knew the apocalypse was imminent, she wouldn't move from her spot.

And Peter never realized it until seeing her now. A simple truth.

Confidence was attractive.

And on top of that she was attractive.

Peter blinked repeatedly, snapping out of his trance, after realizing that Ned was frantically waving a hand in his face.

"Peter? Hey. Yo! You okay?!"

"Huh? Ah- what?"

"In front of you!"

The girl was right in front of him.

"I said can I sit here?," she said, pointing at the chair beside him. No one sat there. It was perfect. Of course she could sit there.

Peter looked back at her, suddenly frozen. "Y-you wa-nt to-o, y-ye."

She furrowed her eyebrows. "I'm gonna take that as a yes..."

Ned nodded repeatedly with a wide smile, pulling the chair back for her to sit in. "That was TOTALLY a yes!"

She plopped into her seat with a snicker. She didn't take out any supplies because the class was nearly done. "So, who're you guys?"

Peter stared at her, his mouth still open. "M-my nam-me's Pee-!"

"Pee?"She stared back. "Like, as in... urinating?"

Ned rolled his eyes with an amused chuckle before trying to save his friend from embarrassing himself. "His name's-"

"Ter!" Peter's face was beet red.

The girl beside him giggled. "Oh, Peter. Of course." She playfully rolled her eyes. "Well Peter, I look forward to seeing you later. That is, if you can say more than a few words to me at a time." She smirked with a hum.

At that, the bell rang. The class proceeded to leave.

The girl grabbed her bag and stood up when she felt a hand grab hers. "Wait!," Peter blurted out. "When will we see you again?!"

The girl raised her eyebrows, eyeing his hand desperately grabbing hers. "Umm," she laughed out. "Maybe if my new class schedule aligns with yours then I'll see you..." She looked around. "Uhh, can you kind of-"

Peter looked down at their hands as he realized what he had done. "OH- uh... SORRY!"

She shook her head, laughing a bit. "No problem," she said before walking away.

"And I'm Ned!," Ned yelled after her.

Suddenly realizing everything he had done in the past 10 mintues, Peter dropped his head in his hands. "Oh mannn..."

Ned, who had been trying to keep a straight face the entire time, bursts into laughter. "Oh my God, duuude! You got it bad." He clapped his hands together. "I gotta tell MJ at lunch! Hahahaaa!"

-

"Wait wait wait. You don't even know her name?" MJ snickered, shaking her head at the two boys across from her.

"S-she didn't really have the chance to-"

MJ cut him off. "But you said she introduced herself to the class." She furrowed her eyebrows. "Wait-" she pointed her finger accusingly-" you two were talking weren't you?"

Peter waved his hand dismissively. "What? Hold on... Ned, we missed her name when you were screaming to me that she was hot!"

Ned paused, chicken wing halfway in his mouth. "I did? Huh, I guess I did."

MJ slapped her hand to her forehead. "I swear, you two idiots." She turned to the chubbier friend. "First, you can't shut up enough to hear the girl even say her name." Then to the thinner. "And then you can't say two words to her without getting tongue-tied or blushing like an idiot- why do I even bother. All this lovey-dovey crap does is aggravate me..'

Ned smirked, looking up. "Because you wuvvv usss," he said, making kissing noises.

"Oh go die in a hole-"

"*Attention teachers and students. Attention teachers and students. Will Jillian Jameson please come to the office? I repeat. Jillian Jameson, please come to the office.*"

The intercom turned off and Ned raised an eyebrow. "Jillian Jameson? Whose that?"

MJ shook her head nonchalantly. "The only Jameson I know is the one that hates you," she said, referring to the show host that made it his life's goal to give Spiderman a bad rep.

Peter rolled his eyes. "Oh, don't remind me."

He walked to the trash cans on the side of the cafeteria to throw away his lunch tray.

When he got there, he couldn't help but notice commotion from outside of one of the cafeteria windows. What he saw made his jaw and his plate drop to the floor.

It was the girl from earlier, the one who's confident flair had Peter head over heels.

The one who's hand he desperately grabbed, subconsciously to keep her closer.

The one that even though Peter had only just met her, he knew she'd probably be the end of him.

The one who was at that exact moment, running into a big cheerful hug with none other than J. Jonah Jameson. The man that viciously hated Spiderman's guts.

"Uncle John! How are you?"

Peter fervently ran back to the table. He buried his head in his hands for what felt like the twentieth time that day.

"Pete, what's wrong? What happened?," Ned asked.

"Yeah dude. You look like you saw a life-ending event in all of 20 seconds," MJ morbidly chuckled.

But he had.

"Guys," Peter, lifting his head, began to speak. "She's a Jameson."

MJ spoke up. "Well, c'mon there are tons of people with the same last na-"

"No MJ." Peter's eyes were wide open. "She's a Jameson Jameson..."

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[hxwks]

I think you're adorable tbh

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[pinkargylesweater]

Kyle putting on clothes whilst screaming in horror is quite relatable to my own experiences

#SPnotquiteliveblogging #IAJT

[ambivalent-anarchy]

It's A Jameson Thing (Part 2)

Masterlist

Gender: Female

Pairing: Peter Parker x Jameson!OC

Warning: None

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Previously:

"Guys," Peter, lifting his head, began to speak. "She's a Jameson."

MJ spoke up. "Well, c'mon there are tons of people with the same last na-"

"No MJ." Peter's eyes were wide open. "She's a Jameson Jameson..."

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MJ repeated herself for the umpteenth time that day. "Peter, listen.. Just because she's related to the man, doesn't mean she hates you, okay? Get that through your thick scull." She pushed his head with two fingers, earning a grimace from her friend.

They were in the gym now. They had been talking on the issue since second period.

Of yesterday.

Peter shook his head dramatically. "No I'm telling you MJ," he said. "He already hates me. It's only natural that he'd come for my relationships too. Even subconsciously!"

MJ rolled her eyes. Peter wasn't just pitiful. He was delusional now.

Ned nudged Peter's side. "C'mon Pete. It's not the end of the world."

"No Ned, you don't understand! And I'm kinda freaking out right n-"

MJ held her hand up, immediately stopping the conversation. "Peter, you do understand that this is not a relationship, right?," she asked. When Peter tilted his head, she elaborated. "You've only seen her once and she said- like- five sentences to you? There literally was no relationship for Jameson to ruin."

MJ's words made Peter pause for a second. He looked up in the sky, as if physically looking for an answer. "...but-" He quickly tried to save himself. "No I-" But up against MJ, he knew that any attempt was hopeless. "You see-."

MJ and Ned looked at him, waiting for his response.

After a few more stutters, Peter finally sighed, hanging his head. "...I'm the asshole in this, aren't I?"

"Yeah, most definitely," MJ replied, a small smile playing on her face. Clearly, she loved it when she was right. "You don't know this girl, Peter."

"Well," he sighed. "Does it matter if I know that I really like her?" He looked like a lost puppy. "From what I've seen, even from one conversation, she's awesome..."

Ned, forever Peter's number one hype man, held his chin up proudly. "It's fine. You totally got this, bro. Just get to know her!"

Peter scratched the back of his head. "B-but, I can't even talk to her without screwing up!"

The three friends sat, staring, silently searching for answers. It was no secret that Peter Parker had trouble with girls.

Ned found himself flinching when a whistle sounded. The coach came out of his office and yelled loudly. "Find partners for crunches!"

Peter looked up quickly, an idea popping into his head. However, MJ was quicker, already running to exactly where Peter's mind was headed.

Jillian Jameson.

"MJ, h‐hold on!," the anxious teen yelled, reaching for his friend's arm. "No no no no!!!" He missed as she started to walk away faster.

"What is she doing?," Ned asked, mouth agape.

"I have no idea," Peter responded. "But it better be good." He blew out a shaky breath. "B-be my partner, okay Ned?," he asked, not taking his eyes off of the two girls for even a second.

"Duh," Ned chuckled. "Who else would you ask?"

-

"Hey Jill, wanna be my partner?"

Jillian Jameson lifted her head to see the tall girl who stood in front of her. "Uh, sure," she smirked. "Who goes first?"

MJ shrugged her shoulders. "Eh, you can."

Jillian laid down onto her back to start her crunches. "So, what's been up?," she grunted.

"Nothing much, just the utter emptiness of school," MJ replied.

MJ wasn't much of a conversationalists. More of a responder, so it was up to Jill to keep it going with random things.

"So, what does MJ stand for anyway? Mary Jane?"

MJ rolled her eyes with a laugh. "Heheh, no. It's Michelle Jones."

"Ah, cool," Jillian replied.

"Yeah I gue-"

MJ looked to where Peter and Ned where sat. Ned was talking up a storm, as usual. Meanwhile Peter was staring over at her and Jillian.

When he caught her looking, he furrowed his eyebrows. He frantically mouthed four words. WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

MJ rolled her eyes and mouthed back. Trust me.

Jillian continued crunching. "What's wrong?"

MJ's face snapped back to the girl in front of her. "Huh?"

"You got all quiet all of a sudden," she said. "What's up-?"

MJ rubbed her hands together a little anxiously. She was gonna have to do this now. She looked back at Peter, then to Jillian.

"How do you feel about Spiderman?"

At that, Jillian stopped crunching and sat still. She rolled her eyes and blew out a sigh. "Why does everyone care about that so much?"

Michelle furrowed her eyebrows. "What do you mean?"

Jillian sat up and crossed her arms. "C'mon, MJ." She cocked her eyebrow. "Don't act like you don't know who my uncle is.. and I'm not him."

MJ looked at her sympathetically. She hadn't even thought about that.

Jillian was a Jameson. She must get asked what she thinks about Spiderman every other day.

"You're here with the one and only J. Jonah Jameson!!," Jillian mocked. "And here's the question of the decade! Spiderman! Threat or menace!?!?!?!"

MJ looked away from Jillian's defensive eyes. "I'm sorry. I didn't think-"

The girl laughed, showing no ill will. "Don't do that," she started. "The only thing worse than people assuming I share my uncle's opinions, is people's pity over it. Don't feel bad. We're cool MJ."

MJ gave a lopsided smile. "Heh, good. Cuz you're fun." She shouldn't help but admit that Peter's crush was pretty likable.

The two girls continued their exercises, until a small idea popped into Jillian's head.

"Hey MJ." Michelle looked up. "Watch this," she said with a smile.

Jillian ran to the top of the bleachers.

MJ watched with confusion. "What is she doing?," she mumbled.

"Excuse me!," Jillian yelled, her face one of stone. "Can I have the attention of the class, please?"

The gym class slowly turned towards her. MJ and Peter locked eyes, both riddled with confusion.

What happened?, Peter mouthed.

But before MJ could answer, Jillian yelled again.

"You guys want to know? Well here it is!" Her face went dark as she balled her fist.

Ned's jaw dropped to the floor. Peter's eyes went wide. For once, MJ was speechless.

"SPIDERMAN IS A MENACE!!!"

What is she thinking?

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[pinkargylesweater]

Omg I remember seeing a deleted scene where Stan feels sorry for Snooki and feeds her Reece's pieces what a sweetheart.

#SPnotquiteliveblogging #IAJT

[pinkargylesweater]

Did u know that the real Snooki was super cool with her gross portrayal in South Park? Like I think that's kinda cool.

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[pinkargylesweater]

THAT'S MY BOY.

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[pinkargylesweater]

LOL nerd.

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[pinkargylesweater]

I feel as though their drinks are an accurate portrayal of their respective characters. Stan and Kyle's drinks are very similar but not exactly the same. Cartman goes all out and orders a sundae because fuck you. And Kenny has water - partially because he is poor but if you look deeper it also represents his role on the show. Kenny does not talk much, he is just there. Like water, he is vital to the show's survival but he is often overlooked in favour of milkshake or ice cream. Fascinating.

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[pinkargylesweater]

Look at his lil chair!

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