#if they do its fried fite me

[midnightcaptions]

i bet they don't have a microwave because Soul and Black Star blew up too many eggs and hotdogs in it. they can get a microwave again when he proves he can be responsible with it (this is why they can't have nice things)

#soul eater #at least i dont think they do #if they do its fried fite me

[shinypenguinpizza]

🍭🦍🍄

And what's your favorite Greek myth?? 😳

By myth you mean like god or creature? Id say the minotaur then because they are all born stronk

🍭- are you a food criminal?

N O but i do enjoy some rather exquisite food mixtures such as fries with milkshake (very tastey i reccomend)

🦍- do you consider yourself strong?

Yes considering im smol im very stronk i can beat anyone fite me >:(

🍄- something you LOVE that is extremely underrated/kinda "frowned" upon?

Nintendo. A lot of people say its for children and the graphics of any console are bad but they are all toxic playstation/xbox fanboys (and they are really bad at making names >:()

Thank you so much for the ask! There are still 6 questions i was not asked and feel absolutely free to send more asks (related to the ask game or not)

#ask #asks #ask game #100 followers lets gooo

[strykingback]

Tagging game~!

NAME: Justice HEIGHT:  5′9 (Taller than a motherfucker!) NATIONALITY: African American/ Half Puerto Rican  FAVORITE  FRUITS: Apples, Bananas, Oranges, Purple Grapes.  FAVORITE  SEASONS!: Summer or as I like to call it WARMY WAVY SEASON  FAVORITE  SCENTS!: Hmmm Since I have an oil diffuser my fave scent has to be sweet orange FAVORITE  ANIMALS!: Doggos, Kitters (Kittens/ Cats IDGAF), Birbs, and Dinosaurs... (Yes I love dinosaurs when I was a kid and I STILL LOVE THEM NOW~!) TEA  /  COFFEE  /  HOT  COCOA! ♡  : Hot chocolate.... fite me AVERAGE  HOURS  OF  SLEEP! : WHAT IS SLEEP TO A GOD?! WHEN  MY  BLOG  WAS  CREATED! : Ehh I’d say arouuuuuuuund... maybe 2017 on my main blog then I decided to give it a life of its own after I found out that I’m only going to be following RP peeps on my main blog.  RANDOM   FACT! ♡  I have the most infectious laugh ever.... VC with me I’m not kidding.  FAVORITE  FOOD(S)!  ♡ Pizza, Chicken, French Fries, Milkshake (Cookies and Cream is the best milkshake fuckin’ fite me), and gummy bears (It may be a snack but its food fite me...)  FAVORITE  MOVIE! ♡  BLACK PANTHER (THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!!!) FAVORITE  VINE!   Ah! She got them J’s On Lookin So Amazing! , You Better Wash That Dish! SEXUALITY! ♡ What’chu doin’ snoopin around my stuff. PRONOUNS! ♡  He/Him FAVORITE  BOOK  SERIES! ♡  I dont know. . . (Flash backs to childhood)... FAVORITE  VIDEO  GAMES! ♡  Overwatch (Might get removed if Blizzard does not do something), Detroit Become Human, Call of Duty Black Ops 1 and 2  FAVORITE  BANDS!  ♡  Queen, AC/DC, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, London Symphony Orchestra, My Chemical Romance  FAVORITE  SUBJECT!  ♡ Can Education pls go die and give me a FUCKIN’ LIVING WAGE PLS  GUYS   OR   GIRLS!  ♡  *sweats*.... Uhhh.. can chubby girls count.... *insert very intense sweating here*  LAST  TIME  I  CRIED! ♡ Uhh thats personal  WHAT  I  SHOULD  BE  DOING!  ♡  Actually doin’ some cooleg work FAVORITE  FANDOM! ♡  RWBY buuut it might change because... I might be getting into another show pretty soon.

Oh Look at that I finished this meme. Have a Pizza.

Tagged by @belzinone 

I hearby tag: @rxguestray @crcscent @teamoliv @rosesxstarfruits

#mun does a meme #belzinone

[koostarcandy]

#4 and #5 for the weirdly specific ask game ♡

(miss you, my angel chae -- i hope you've been well and this week has treated you kindly as you deserve ♡)

hello my darling lil big sis ♡ ♡ ♡ -opens arms for a big hug- week is okaie so far, finals have started T-T but yesh im doing okay, trying to get that sleep & also doing some skincare as selfcare during study breaks >.<

hope you've been eating well, hydrating yourself & getting good sleep !! ik for a fact that your irl love will be making sure that you're doing the same ^^

onto the answer for the ask game !!

mythical creature you think/believe is real?

unicorns & nessie (a.k.a the loch ness monster,, bit rude to call them monster :/) is reALL, fite me on that.

imagine those pretty animals, with their pretty horns and their pretty manes just frolicking around, they're in my happy place T-T

nessie, i just believe in. c'mon a big creature, in a lake, supposedly with a long neck and few humps, its the muggle ver. of the black squid ppl, lemme have dis T-T

favorite form of potato?

french fries, its french fries, i love french fries. did i say its french fries?

let's chat !!!

#lil big sis is here !!! #jktones #wonderful human being aka cee #unicorns are real yes #nessie is very much real #arguments are not favoured #you prolly believe some weird stuff too #you dont see me coming for you tho😔 #lets chat !!!

[erotetica]

do you just have a lady celegorm playlist.

LIVING FOR HOW SUBTLY JUDGMENTAL THIS READS. and honey sweetie baby I hope youre serious bc boi howdydoo do I ever

AS ALREADY ESTABLISHED, AND NOTED APPARENTLY, kill v maim by grimes

angel of small death and codeine scene by hozier

i’m only joking by kongos

idle teen by marina and the diamonds

in the woods somewhere by hozier

rose tattoo by dropkick murphys. theres implications of aredhel.

run for your life by the siege

kicks by barns courtney

too old to die young by brother dege

autocorrect by kongos

are you satisfied by reignwolf

I told you I was mean by elle king as a mutual celegorm/aredhel dirge

white dove by koda

the man by the killers. ‘but this is a rule 63 fucko playlist’ I know. so does she.

rather die by barns courtney

212 by azealia banks

a rush of blood to the head by coldplay

take a slice by glass animals

blinding by florence and the machine

closer by nine inch nails

this thing idk who its by but its a fite mood

howling by to kill a king

u r a fever by the kills

fried my little brains by the kills

no wow by the kills

young and unafraid by the moth and the flame

Lydia by highly suspect

bird song by Florence and the machine

broken bones by crx

hey I don’t know by kongos

take it from me by kongos

kamikazee by missio. a lot of shit by missio actually but this got so FUCKING LONG HOLY SHIT

#theres more probably. …..definitely. I don't think about her at all #do I tag this??????? #I guess so #celegorm #rule 63 #its a testimonial! sure #tolkien #op #theyre all youtube links btw #terrible songs for a terrible person

[bellehanz]

local café usually have the best latte fite me ┐( ˘_˘)┌

i had this one korean francais outlet near my home tht i have no idea they got café as well so i tried their regular latte without the sweetened latte that they offer aha and i love it.quite cheap to my surprise

i also bought two kind of pastry today from my regular-visited bakery -- an egg tart+cream puff and lemme tell ya their cream puff is so gooddd i love how much custard filling they stuffed into the puff:)))

they also hv a sale on ginger cookies which is mad cute bruhh its shaped like little gingermannnnn with mask because of rona awh cutie but sadly i didn't buy it because im having a cake

the cake is also so so so so pretty<3

pretty pretty

i a lychee rose crepe cake : taste really good im thinking about repeating tht orderr

they taste heavenly i swear its not very sweet (cause i don't like too much sweetness in my food and beverage ahah) very adequate amount of lychee taste with a hinge of rose taste

the rose taste although flowery but doesn't feel icky very very nice i love ittt. nothing overbearing all balanced happiness in my tum tum

pass by a stall tht sell fresh flower but my mum decide not to buy any because the flower not looking so fresh plus they hv no chamomile:( but its okay i had a piece of chicken tht we buy from food court. its called a seaweed chicken and it taste good.better than mcd fried chicken if u ask me cause the batter or ( what do u call it? coating?) of the chicken is super tasty with seaweed bits in it, that's why its named as seaweed chicken maybe? ahhahshaha

cloudie doesn't show much throughout this day it's rain szn after all

i love it today:>

#daily diary #diary #mini rant #a day well spent

[myrcella]

tagged by @reygrets​; thank you, beaut! <3 

Favorite smell: i don’t know exactly but i like smelling fresh linen/laundry, petrol, new books, baby heads, kittens

First job: business and systems administrator, building services, my local government

Zodiac: aries! i will fite

Favorite pizza: chicken & mushroom

Favorite dog: i don’t like dogs, but pomeranians are the cutest to me. also when i was a little girl my grandma’s black labrador was really old and chill and never bothered me so i guess i like them too

Favorite foot attire: mary-janes / heels

Favorite roller coaster: i don’t like rides ;;

Favorite candy: reese’s peanut butter cups... mmmm

Favorite ice cream: ben and jerry’s chocolate fudge brownie or cookie dough

Pet peeves: hypocrisy; people not opening doors for others or not saying thanks if they do

Color of your vehicle: i can’t drive lool

Color of your eyes: grey

Favorite holiday: lookit... frickin bats, i love halloween

Night owl or day person: night owl 100%!

Favorite day of the week: friday hahahah #workinglife

Tattoos: none because i’m scared of permanence but i really want one eventually, and i curate a board of them on my pinterest! i think they’re an amazing medium of art.

Like to cook: i would if i knew how... all i can make is fruit salad, fried egg/fried egg sandwiches... cereal

Beer or wine or neither: i’ve never really imbibed and now i definitely don’t but back in the past i’ve enjoyed a vodka and coke it gives such a nice kick

Favorite color: pink, and i also i love baby versions of colours: baby blue, pink, yellow, green, and ofc just white

Do you like vegetables: i could eat so much broccoli and cauliflower tbh. but turnip is a favourite mmm turnip and gravy

Do you wear glasses: yeah, since i was 12. damn you computers. my vision’s like -4.5 in both now

Favorite season: just anything that’s not blazing hot, naturally i hate summer (although this one i’ve been inside 24/7 so it’s tolerable lol) and much prefer spring & its rains

tagging idk: @ladycomstock @robcoindustry @fallouttactics @cryptcombat @queennymeria @lilttlebird @tombralder @bethesdas @chuckhansen @underdarke

#abm

[babycakes-rps]

Was going through an old notebook and found an IM convo I wrote for school between Japan and US leaders during WWII talking about the bombings 

Translation:

Assignment: Choose 2 historical figures and write an IM conversation between them. Must be at least 10 lines each person. Discuss a historical event. Can use text lingo.

JapanMan is Hirojito, the leader of Japan in WWII.

TRUlyHarry is Harry Truman, the president of the United States during WWII.

JapanMan: Hey, man. Sorry I hd to bom ur country. U know its just war buiz, rite?

TRUlyHarry: Yeah man, but did u HAVE to bom Pearl Harbor! WTF bro?

JapanMan: Had 2 let u know that I wasnt messin around. Im serious. 

TRUlyHarry: Y did u hv 2 do it tho?

JapanMan: I needed u 2 join the war! Its not really a world war w/o the USA! :)

TRUlyHarry: That’s touching. Bak 2 buiz now man. Now we hv 2 fite vs eachother!

JapanMan: U mad bro? #coward

TRUlyHarry: Man hop off my butt. Ima hv 2 get my homies on u.

JapanMan: Come at me bro! its a war. Hit me with your best shot #Pat Benitar

TRUlyHarry: Remember u sed tht ;)

TRUlyHarry signed off.

JapanMan signed off.

JapanMan signed on.

TRUlyHarry signed on.

JapanMan: Yo! U bombed Hiroshima!

TRUlyHarry: U brot me in the war, u pay 4 it!

JapanMan: I c how it is. Fine. Its on.

TRUlyHarry: Naw man. We need 2 play it safe. If Japan & US go bak & forth weakening eachothr, then it wil b easy 4 othr countries 2 take us down. While we’re busy attacking eachothr, they’ll b attacking us.

JapanMan: Aight bro. But dont think this is no truce or nothing.

TRUlyHarry: Not at all. Meanwhile we need someone to blame for the war & damages.

JapanMan: Hitler?

TRUlyHarry: Works for me. 

JapanMan: Aight g2g. Eatin fried dog.

TRUlyHarry: SMH. U nasty.

JapanMan signed off.

TRUlyHarry signed off.

#funny #history #us history #historical fiction #school assignment #assignment #school #work #mine #stories

[its-always-mchanzo-somewhere]

I need your McHanzo headcanons. None with solider76. Because im dying right now

//crackles knuckles// sal is a way so u get karma’s hc™ (allso not a hue soilder76 shipper so like i got u i got u)

so like this is just a random list of hcs probs idk how to words but imma try under the cut cuase i know myself, and i know this will be long so to not be a dick and make this long ass post on ur dash 

OKAY starting off omega and alpha why because that is whats stuck in my head but hc for that is image this omega hanzo who HATED being in heat he hated how it felt the first time he went through it and so he just sorta goes on some supplements to suppress it and word sorta gets out as they are trying to find and alpha for hanzo and gets to deadlock who’s has a hecka lot of alphas and they are like “fuck this we want him” and go kidnap hanzo, jesse ends up kidnapping him from deadlock’s leader because he likes the omega and couldn’t put up with this poor omega’s pleas to not be mated to this fucker. and ends up taking hanzo on lots of cute dates like they go to a fair and hanzo trys fried food and dosen’t care of it but he tries cotton candy and is like “wtf its so sweet WHERE IT GO!?!?!” and later hanzo picks a sushi place and feeds jesse since poor alpha has 0 idea how chopsticks work and just a slow nice build of friendship and love

another hc au this is like uh red string of fate cause like okay YOU KNOW MCCREE AIN’T GONNA WAIT TO MET HIS TIED PARTNER so image mores code every say saying “hi my name is Jesse McCree” and poor hanzo has to study on his free time cause eh realizes its a code but its an american code and just oneday “hello Jesse McCree, my name is Hanzo Shimada” and they talk and bond over tugging on this string, and jesse ends up braking into the shimada home just to steal hanzo away and they just live a happy life together in love and pure affection for each other

in sorta normal ovw shit i guess??? i hc them as friends that met on some missionary paid shit where they both end up at the same place (for differing reasons) and talk and just enjoy the other so are like “hey here text me w/e” and its actually hanzo who texts first asking if jesse has a minute and one night while he is drunk and depressed™ he just confesses a lot to jesse about what he did and then like the next day just is like appologizing and dosent text back again and jesse just sorta writes him once a day for a month or two saying it was okay, it was sorta nice that hanzo turned to him to talk to, and finally hanzo writes “why are you still talkin to me?” and jesse explains he gets it, hanzo’s been tho shit and he understands that shit and what it can be like, maybe not telling as much as hanzo but still like tells hanzo some of his own things. and they just like met up again and make it a routine thing ever so often to met up and just talk, that is till they sorta have feelings for each other and if or when (cause im tired and not going to look at ovw lore cause that is kinda a mess) but if lets go if today if ovw rebanded together i like to image jesse and hanzo end up joinging togetehr to keep others safe (both sorta few protecting innocent people as a means to redeem themselves or idk more of like a means of finding forgiveness to them selves?) and like then end up sharing a room and just become a thing slowly and they love to tease each other while on missions (”ya know that sake ain’t half bad” “how predictable”) and contently are competing over who has the best aim in ovw and i like to image later down the line (a few years to their current age) and they are happy together, and jesse sorta gets hanzo to find himself some peace, somedays are hard but he can now look genji in the eyes as his brother he cared for and not want to feel like the worst person ever. and i agree with mccree’s va with they 100% fite over decor. they fite over other lil shit but they also love each other, often times you can find them nuzzled up watching something or just really enjoying the peace and the comfort that the other one provides. pure and wholesome they love each other, only have eyes for the other and dear GOD only trusting the other person when the days are bad and that gose for jesse too!

honestly in any au i image jesse is the only one that can really tell when hanzo’s not okay / is the only one who would ask too out of fear of hanzo shimada. and i also image hanzo is the only one jesse can openly confront in besides good ol’ booze (don’t drink kids specially if your having depression™    let me tell you it don’t help D:) hanzo and jesse both know what to do but both really need a distraction from the thoughts and just sorta help with that in waht ever way that is, talking helps a lot just to fill the noise

i really really believe strongly as a game designer and artist myself that these two men really need the other as AT LEAST friends, the shipper in me wants more but if they could at least be friends it’d help, they deserve teh support and understanding that really only the other could understand. yes friends are nice but when you have that one friend where you can go “ya know when ____ dose ____ that feel?” “DUDE YES” it helps :/ a lot and that is how these two are to me they can grow with out sure???? i guess??? (i think jesse is as good as he’d get with out someone like hanzo in his life) but with teh support, the understanding, the love of the other they would grow in leap and bounds together.

sorry for this wall that makes little sense (honestly i you want me to go in more details or jsut want to yell at me go to my main blog (littlelostkarma) i just feel like no matter what au u throw them in no matter what u throw them in cannon ovw that these two will always find each other, they will always form a bond of best friend and lover. i love the thought that they end up happy, they end up in a supportive love. 

if you made it this far thanks ; v ; and i want peeps to know that this blog will remain 100% only mchanzo cause we both are have mcfallen hard for these 2

#i aint even appologizing for my spelling #cuase im shaking #so #enjoy the dyslexic mod