#if u were curious

[puppybearuniverse]

fucked up that one of the most profound and heartbreaking bands in the world is called the mountain goats. they crave that mineral and the mineral is found in my tears.

#up the wolves #if u were curious #wiggle

[tangy-soup]

research moment.

#soup draws #comics #academia #i guess #if u were curious #the numbers are supposed to be pearson's r correlation btw #you want it to be close to 1 (or negative 1)

[starscelly]

good morning in 12hrs the dallas stars play hockey that matters again ✨

#the preseason games also mattered except for when they lost btw #if u were curious #i’m so excited omg #new defensemen on the special teams … delicious. delectable even #yap yap yapping

[blessingsareallaround-justlook]

new jerseyians n new yorkers im spinning @ a bar called old flings in les at 10

#if u were curious

[hardpuzzles]

hell on earth

#i think im really funny actually #i took this vid to show my bf how they act and his response was #GET PEED ON FAGGOT #if u were curious

[xenasaur]

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#hey ur cool #btw #if u were curious #ask xenasaur

[datpiranha]

Trying out new apps on the android tablet I gifted myself

Also a decent reflection of my brains pace atm. Very happy when Christmas is over..

#artists on tumblr #drawing #sketch #digital painting #datpiranha #samsung galaxy tab s8 #if u were curious #hipaint

[eggmuffinwaffles]

NEW ASK GAME but you don’t get to know what the questions are. good luck.

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#ask game #saw edition #i do have actual questions written #if u were curious

[lonelyplanetfag]

the misgendering never ends!

#neither does high school btw #if u were curious

[funerals]

just saw a blog whose first 3 things in their bio were their career, their age but phrased as "lvl 28" and then the console they use to game on

#so funny to me #it was dental technician and xbox #if u were curious #no name no pronouns nothing like that

[kingdorothea]

today on Things I Didn’t Expect to Search but Did:

#answer was ‘intellectual echo chamber’ btw #if u were curious #scholarly debate is so silly #like #i think ur a damn fool and im going to tell u why

[w00fies]

aw man i just realized i had the perfect opportunity to make a end of year wrap up joke about how many nudes i took last year

#late to everything as susual #current count is 426 #if u were curious

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[adjectiveadjectiveadjective]

becoming a baker..

these ones are my favorite children

and... i definetely love them all equally. ,,, even the burnt. ones...

#theyre good #king arthur baking gingersnaps #if u were curious #dont bake them longer than 13 minutes #do not do it

[kurtsascot]

fanfiction has warped my perception of media bc any time i watch a movie im just like….ive read fanfiction better than this….like so much better….

#personal #im watching guardians of the galaxy 3 which was supposed to be good and im…not feeling it #if u were curious

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fig faeth #ruben hopclap #lucy frostblade #the rat grinders #adaine abernant #kipperlilly copperkettle #watching fig terrorize him like girl!!! we don’t even know if he’s guilty!!!! #this might just be for me but i do not think 5 teenagers willingly brutally killed their friend idk #like there just has to be some other element to it and i am very scared to find out what that was #what if they were put in a position where they felt there was/there was no other choice… like oh my god #my comedy brain is having fun but my ‘this is a teenager’ brain is in such deep distress all the time this season #the rat grinders i trust brennan to not make u cartoonishly evil so i am holding u as gently as i can in my confused shaky hands #also with the devil’s nectar i’ve been wondering why they all seem so well-adjusted & now i’m curious if they’ve been intentionally- #changing their memories in a way so that either the trauma is lesser or they think they aren’t guilty. idk #but it seems like from how gertie was talking she was making it more recently so the well adjustedness from early jy doesn’t quite add up #they could have another source maybe??? idk i’m just low stakes 4 a.m. spitballing here #there’s also the strong possibility that they’re aware of what happened but they weren’t the ones who killed lucy. idk who knows #the way you could probably devil’s nectar yourself into believing it wasn’t your fault someone died… CRAZY IMPLICATIONS!!! CRAZY IDEA!!! #anyways the bad kids & the rat grinders don’t ever have to like each other but i do wonder if at least some of those kids deserve a chance