#if you cant beat them fuck them

[heynhay]

will you break and take all the words from my mouth?

#klance #voltron #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #IM BITING RIPPING AND TEARING #THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE SONG I PROMISED. #THE LANCE SONG. #i will literally guarantee satisfaction if you just go listen #not to mention its a fucking banger in general #it gets a fucking 99% klance match score. it has tension. some resentment. lots of love. overwhelming everything. god #this comic would be like right around the beat drop at 2 min btw. #me finally putting lance thru it for once instead of keith LOL #tumblr user heynhay be like STORYTELLING THROUGH COLOR CAN WE USE THE PALETTE TO BUILD THE NARRATIVE PLEASE!!! #BUT BACK TO THE SONG #IT HAS EVERYTHING. EVEN REFERENCES TO BOOTS. LONG HAIR. OUTDATTED 80s FASHION. #REFERENCES TO BEING RUDE TO THEM IN ORDER TO GET THEIR ATTENTION. #REFERENCES TO BEING ANGRY BC YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABT THEM #i unironicallyt must have listened to this one hundreds of times on loop while drawing this. enjoy. #art #my art #btw keith is explaining some deranged shit hes like: (with big sparkly anime eyes) do you wanna go build a pipe bomb and blow up that bldng

[hella1975]

dabihawks are a perfect ship like they're a blue-red dynamic they're character foils one was the son of a hero and became a villain one was the son of a villain and became a hero they're heavy-handed societal extremes they're perfect opposites they're the exact same they're child soldiers they're animal motif coded there is so much there symbolically to justify the ship but if you asked me the real reason i enjoy them? they are insane. like they are both so freakishly mentally ill and they're dysfunctional and toxic and traumatised and they bug the fuck out of each other and they hate each other and they understand each other's morals better than anyone while still fundamentally opposing each other and i want nothing more than to put those two freaks in situations just to see who explodes the other first

#and through it all the 'good' saviour one is actually the most fucked. like WHAT #dabi: ive killed upwards of 30 people. im an arsonist and a terrorist. i am open about all of it in fact i own it #hawks - mindless government assassin who has and will kill if he's simply ordered to he doesn't even have to believe in it #in fact he doesnt seem to have any of his own beliefs he's entirely subservient to the commission he's completely domesticated #and detached from any seeming guilt for his actions: wow that's so fucked. i can fix you though #like hawks.... look inwards baby you cant even help yourself #they're DERANGED i adore them i need to see them beat the shit out of each other over a 300k slowburn <3 #dabihawks #mha #mha spoilers

[camels-pen]

"I'll do what you can't, you do what I can't" should be Sanji and Usopp's wedding vows. It should be engraved on their rings. It should be repeated back and forth from one to the other until they're old and gray and neither of them can remember who said it first. It's the perfect summary of their relationship and in this essay I will

#one piece #sanuso #sanji #usopp #posting about sanuso late at night? on my fic writing sideblog? its more likely than you think. free pc check #sorry not sorry was writing a fic wip and the thought just shot itself straight through my head #i love that fucking line so much #listen. listen its a metaphor for how they are each terrible at loving themselves and seeing their own value #but the other has absolutely no problem showering them with love and care and affection and and and #also just. they have their own strengths and weaknesses and you cant expect one person to do it all and take pride in what you do well and #dont beat yourself up so much and your greatest critic is yourself and you're not a failure #and you're amazing at what you do and i love you i love you i love you

[musubiki]

somtimes i think about clarinette potentially being the m34ths mechanical person/engineer/inventor/tinkerer kind of person. she can fix their weapons when they break down and is the person who helps with inventing new tech

her recent project is mecha dogs that can sniff out traces of magic. when she first shows lime shes like "these are my baby boys!! they can sniff out witches!!" and when she tries to get them to demonstrate, they walk around a bit and then walk up to LIME and point to him.

he gives her a blank look and goes "Wow nice job, so good. You got me." and she spends weeks and months trying to figure out whats wrong with them

(nothings wrong with them, lime was cuddling with mochi all night so her warmth is all over him. they were spot on)

#lore #text #bpp #clarinette having robo dogs is so anti-mochi coded #i wonder if mochi hates robo dogs the way she hates real dogs #clarinette in her head: YOURE EMBARASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! #the fact that she got it right and then spends a long ass time tinkering with them because she thinks the right thing is wrong #(it cant be [correct thing] cuz that was fucked up!! it detected LIME as a witch!!!) #clarinette after she finds out abt mochi:...........why did my dogs go to you. #lime: .... (scratches nose) beats me.............

[gay-artificer]

I've seen people be like downpour ruined how people see five pebbles and im gonna be honest if you were here for any number of years pre-downpour the fandom was always god-awful with the nuance in his character. thats not a downpour thing thats a fandom thing

#niche comparison but if any of you know angela from lobotomy corporation/library of ruina #in the years prior to LOR angela was probably one of the most demonized characters ive ever seen in my goddamn LIFE #NO ONE was going to bat for this girl as anything other than a absolute villain and bitch #i was and im sure some others were too but the vast vast majority fucking hated her #because she spends most of the game being mean to you and then betrays you at the end #and you had to read between the lines to get to “wait a minute whats happening to her is kinda immensely fucked up” #and this is someone betraying you at the end of a very /very/ hard game to 100% and beat proper #then LOR came out and fully explored the depths of her trauma and anger at the situation she was put into #how desperate she was too take something for herself and how little she cared about how the effected others because she was not given that #and suddenly it clicked for everyone! #suddenly she wasnt a heartless bitch anymore! but of course now you had the #'literal infant' crowd because it also explored some ideas of parental trauma/lack of experience with the world #but god it was way more refreshing to see people actually move on from 'theyre an evil bitch' even if it came with 'so shes like a kid?' #and i feel that way about pebbles tbh #i dont get super super into the iterator lore so i cant speak much for the quality across downpour #and its higher focus on them and their stuff #im sure it carries plenty of issues as many things will #but god people sucking at reading the room on the iterators is not new lmao #actually five pebbles and angela are shockingly similar.... #huh?

[seal-berry]

everyone on twitter is redesigning the hazbin characters and i have only seen one design that is even close to capturing original alastors bastardity. you fools trying to make him follow design principles when his original design sends the message that he eats principles for breakfast.

#alastor #hazbin hotel #“he doesnt stand out against the bgs!” cant believe the people are learning that deer camouflage well #look at him do you think he cares that you think hes wearing too much red #also to the people who say he cant be mixed race while looking the way he does you all are weird fucks #i dunno i see so many people trying to say he is objectively bad and then blandifying him into something people “should” like #because DESIGN RULES #im sorry man but design principles are a coughing baby to al's hydrogen bomb. making that man follow design rules is like #fucking with an endangered species. why are you who have only ever mocked tumblr sexymen trying to practice the dark arts #leave things to the professionals who know the key is making them do :3 face and beat the shit out of eachother #i see the redesigned alastors and you know what i see #posers #god damned posers #it is funny to see the people who hate hazbin still try and ride it for clout tho #gotta get those notes

[vryivs]

remarkable how people will spout the most vile vitriolic transphobia ever but make it "okay" by adding the word 'men' after. many such cases

#iv.txt #like sorry 2 b controversial!! but the majority of trans men are pretty fucking aware of misogyny #on account of the uh. being raised in it #being victims of it #and having it used as a stick to beat them with #anyways. id rather be forced to spend an hour with one trans man than a transphobic cis feminist #it genuinely gives the same energy as white feminism(tm) the whole #men cant possibly ever be in a position of disenfranchisement #ok girl. whatever you say

[blamemma]

lando norris get your own personality :))

#fucking TWO years in a row #if you cant beat them join them i guess but god its RUDE

[night-triumphantt]

Happy Birthday @cashweasel beloved, have a soft kiyazan non confession confession, love you and these two idiots sm and I hope your day was amazing

#my art #kiyazan #oc: Kiara #Yazan Hadidi #certified blorbo in law #i had to beat art with a stick for the whole day over this but I love them sm #what the fuck even is ​night time lighting i dont know i put all my eggs into the golden hour basket #anyway #kiara is 100000% feeling jus a bit nervous #tapping her fingers nd resting her head on her knees ab it #but i mean how else do u react to someone you love but haven’t really told reading your feelings right next to you FDFFSDF #reading ur feelings in a letter where btw u still don’t explicitly confess #shes still v :heart eyes: tho #she cant help it #i thought ab living yazan some mirror dice FDSFSDFDS but also it would make more sense if this was her car considering birthday surprise #shes just passenger princess for the ride back lol #she deserves a break from driving i dunno #anyway i considered the dice then i was like well I want it to be a gift from someone bc OBviously and so i didnt put one #OMG it should be from Karima jus sayin #maybe she doesnt have it yet #ok jus imagine the fuzzy mirror dice XD #anyway happy birthday bestie #i know its not the day of for u anymore but I wanted it to be pretty for u

[charmixpower]

#winx club #rus chatters #winx season 5 #the posters....of all of them....in their most recent outfits in their rooms.... #implying that they made them when they first got back to aflea for some god forsaken reason #the fucking Bloom shelf #the dance table #aren't these supposed to be dorm rooms??? how are they doing that with their beds and shelfs??? you cant install things in a dorm???? #Bloom's room is actually a nightmare. but the reference to her love of drawing is cute #Stella's room is probably my favorite because shes the only one who would #they visably gave up with Flora's room...like I'm pretty sure this begun and ended with plant lady #I can at least appreciate the aesthetic of Tecna's room. it looks like a home office and bedroom and i kinda love the vibe #the same person who designed Flora's room designed Musa's room #i can at least appreciate the mix of femme stuff and sporty stuff in Aisha's room. her bed is gorgeous #this would be so much more tolorable if these were theyre own room in their own house but!!!! #OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THE REFRENCES TO THE BAND SUBPLOT. I WILL BREAK THAT KEYTUAR OVER SOMEONE'S FUCKING HEAD #omggg s5 designers. i forgot what everyone's gimmick was. wanna beat me over the head with it in the background design??? thanks! #i am still not. and will never be. over those awful awful posters. i can tell im feeling angry or another negative emotion but by god #Rus liveblogs

[astranauticus]

todays orv mood: standing at the water dispenser under my dorm building waiting for my instant noodles to cook just pacing in circles and swearing

#orv liveblog #should i tag spoilers for like. ramble in tags?? #ok i'll do it just to be safe #orv spoilers #idk in case my webtoon only irl friend suddenly decides to log back into her tumblr after 3 years #context chapter 311/46th scenario #ok theres a lot going on here #first off 1863th round yjh is a character made to haunt me specifically so when the name hell of eternity came up wow i was feeling like #500 emotions at once and none of them were good #second i saw someone on lofter say today that most of the talking kdj and yjh do in this book is through fights and just #LIKE I JUST. cannot get over how our perspective of their relationship is just always being filtered through these two people #who are just fuckin INCAPABLE of TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS like NORMAL PEOPLE #like it drives me so insane that this book is so show dont tell by necessity bc kdj is a fucking moron so we just get these #insanity inducing details like yjh paying to extend his midday rendezvous with kdj for 3 years and just using it as a personal journal #and then you get past all the fuckin. the two of them beating the shit out of each other by way of communicating and its like #'i want to lock you up so you'll stop dying because im scared im not strong enough to be able to stop you and we cant lose you again' LIKE? #SIR WHAT??????? HELLO?????????????? #also the line that made me start pacing in circles around the water cooler while swearing in mandarin was specifically #'i couldn't be the protagonist. i couldn't save someone else' #says the DEMON KING OF SALVATION. like damn its 'sacrifice's will is a stigma that didn't really suit me' all over again #like i love that kdj has the nerve to be like 'of course i dont want to die' and yjh just absolutely does not buy it for a second #god. i want to hit him on the head with a brick.

[kiddokori]

things i like about totk so far: the depths,

i am going to be so completely honest i thought id be able to think of more. um. this is awkward

#ive only beat the first ‘temple’ the rito one and like. i thought it was goofy. i did not take it seriously. the boss was cool the music #was banger as usual that specifically i thought was cool #i doo like the depths tho. fun to explore. pretty. ominous music. quiet. peaceful if i aboid mobs correctly #and like all the stuff that is inherent to botw/totk i enjoy the world the horses cooking the outfits etc etc #but thats not unique to totk so i dont count it #goofy ass cutscenes. weird pacing. story feels very forced and not coherent so far #really just feels like they went ok we need to make another botw and just made up whatever excuse they could #to get zelda out of the story again instead of actually writing something #putting the wagon in front of the horse situation #also botws whols thing was New Innovative Breaking Conventions #and then they went oh the New Innovative Breaking Conventions game did good? cool lets make the exact same New thing again #not how that works. sucks all of the appeal out of the whole foundation #you cant copy innovation you have to make something new #like im gomna play it anyways and enjoy myself cuz its zelda but come on man. and for 70 bucks?? #killing nintendo myself #oh i like the tower cutscene link fucking blastinf out of the top of it #also pretty #im a bit disappointed in the sky islands it doesnt really feel explorable its just like hey theyre there. some of them have little things on #them or some hidden challenge. and i go ok. well what about all the empty ones that are a pain in the ass to get to #and they go shhh shshshshsh. dont worry about that. think about Parallels. symbolism. #when all i can think about it the fact i do not have my large bird friend to help me explore #being so serious loftwings would make this game better. new mode of traversal for the new environment (sky) #those robo birds suck theyre so hard to get off the islands without just falling #ive tried fucking around with the new building/tech stuff i do not like it. awkward. clunky. irritating to me #idk if thats a me issue or if other people also think its bad but. im not a fan #give me my fucking bird. it makes sense and it would work so much better. please

[musubiki]

also thinking this morning about how if mochi were to ever get in a confrontation with the m34th while lime is around he would FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL to defend her, but from their perspective theyre like "SHE REALLY DID SEDUCE HIM????? SNAP OUT OF IT LIME!!!!!!!!" while he beats the shit out of them

#there is nothing there to imply that mochi and lime ever knew each other before the m34th #mochis like (be gentle with them ok?) and he goes (Im always gentle) and beats the fuck out of them #imagine the panic from their POV watching one of the best members youve ever had just turn on you #(SHE HAS HIM UNDER SOME KIND OF SEDUCTION OR SOMETHING!!!) #looks absolutely brainwashed from their pov #them later: i mean it was the cat witch.....he fell for the best of the best....cant blame him i guess.... #at least it wasnt some run of the mill witch...literally took one of the strongest witches to get to him.... id probably cave too...

[bruciemilf]

Not me shipping Officer Martinez with one of the Ice Lounge twins

#i hc that one of them is clichely really nice bc he didn’t smile when bruce was in obvious emotional pain JSJJSS #my toxic trait is focusing so much on background characters but hear me out #martinez seems to be the youngest officer and he's really impulsive so i can see him investigating #penguin by himself. he has no idea how he ended up on this guy's lap but he's not complaining #bruce finds out bc ofc he does and he's like. that's not a good idea (plus the guy tried to beat me up) #comissioner mackenzie gets wind abt it and is like what the fuck stop seeing this guy rn #martinez: listen even if you get mad even if you get offended SO? what you gonna do? cause i can guarantee you cant beat me up #batman vibrates on the spot but only bc bruce is trying not to laugh out loud #officer martinez #the batman #batman

[nerime]

I just finished bg3 and saw how half-assedly they treated wylls ending after half assing his quests the entire game AND I go on tumblr to learn they added g*ds specialest pr*ncess line for shart into the GAME???

#fuck off i hate that joke so much it died months ago and they are still beating it #i also had to hear bing bong mentioned in the actual game with my own two ears im so pissed dont fucking talk to me even #stop adding useless shit like that and maybe fix your game cause i got like one frame per second for the entire ending location #and no models loading. and also you have literally an abandoned beautiful boy wyll to add content for #its the only companion you cant hug or kiss in the ending when you romance him it seems. what the actual fuck. #also yes to be a hater i hate what they have done to my beautiful goth gf shart. let the girls be mean if they want to!!!!!!!!!!! #dont scrub their entire personalities clean so the milquetoast boys can like them!!!!! #angery. will delete later #bg3 spoilers #neri stfu #sorry if im not coeherent im just very upsetti they did my boy wyll so dirty and they included some memes for other charas instead #i CAN and WILL elaborate but yeah #baldur's gate spoilers

[pepprs]

my depression is getting really really bad. like it’s been bad before but this is like… consistently really bad. like a long unending stretch for several weeks (and tbh months) now. to the point where no inoculation actually sticks (and im isolating myself from most of my inoculations anyway and feel unable to stop doing it even though i know it’s self destructive). im either helplessly unbearably miserable or numbing out on video games. i just don’t feel like it’s going to get better for me and i KNOW that is factually untrue but the feeling is louder than the knowledge and it’s just utterly immobilizing. ive been sinking in quicksand for 2 years.

#purrs #longer than that too ofc but i think ever since i moved to campus in 2021 and shit started hitting the fan my life just started snowballing #and picked up speed majorly when i moved back home and ive been stuck in this horrible limbo ever since. like im scaring myself with how #deeply profoundly unhappy and unwell i am. i am just detached and scattered and bewildered by everything. and the only way to break free is #to fight it but i don’t even have the strength. like in order to fight it i have to have the strength and it s exactly the thing that is #being stolen from me. and i work really really hard to suppress it when im around people so no one can tell but on the inside im being eaten #alive and every day that goes on the pain gets harder to bear except im numb most of the time so i can’t tell except for when i can #one of the things that makes me saddest is ive pushed everyone away either by ghosting them or scaring them. when what i want and need the #most is love and comfort. but then when i get it it isn’t enough. idk. im not explaining it well i just feel like. horrible. unbearably #i think i need to go on meds like i truly cannot go on like this not even in a s*i cidal way it’s like i just can’t take living like this #delete later #i know im causing the people who love me pain by being unable to accept that they do love me and that’s the worst fucking part. is hurting #people by being like this. scaring people by being like this. and being so disconnected from myself #and feeling completely and utterly beyond help like nothing ive tried has fixed it but also there are a lot of things i haven’t tried but i #feel so terrible or my freedom is limited so i can’t. idk. #also the crushing knowledge / sense that i have lost the most precious important years of my life both bc of the lockdown and bc of mental #illness lol. except that’s not true bc of all the stuff abt how your best years are always ahead of you and you can make them. but it doesnt #feel like it for me and then i beat myself up bc my job is literally to exude that belief and help other ppl feel it and i increasingly cant #i remember in high school having the thought that one day i could be depressed and being conscious that i wasn’t and now i look back on that #and am like… how. and will i ever not be. i don’t think so. it just feels unending