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majingojira · 6 months
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A while back I commissioned some art from @cadhla182 and it came out very well! The idea was that Nico and Laura had infiltrated an underground fighting ring before teaming up to take it down. A comment on the post of this on twitter about how mismatched the fight would be got me thinking... and thinking... And I overthought it.
I ended up working out an entire powers-free MMA AU for the women of the Marvel Universe, complete with taking into account first appearances 'prime fighting' ages, and the like. I've got SPREADSHEETS for this thing. So, it turned out Nico and Laura are in different weight divisions. Nico's a Strawweight. Laura Kinney ended up in Flyweight. So, I got to thinking -- who should Nico and Laura be matched against? I managed to work out a list of top contenders in the various weight classes. Some would utterly trounce Nico even in an MMA AU, but others might be better matches. I can't decide myself, who do you think would be a good match for her? Yes, I plan on commissioning this once the poll is over!
There are others in the division, but what I'm looking for is someone on her level, not someone who would overwhelm her. Specifically, Kate Pryde, Jeanet Foucault, Nadia Van Dyne, and Daisy Johnson round out the "Top 16" in that division. "But what about--" Probably not in that division, or you're thinking of a very obscure character, "What about Janet Van Dyne?!" Retired Champion, currently mentoring Nadia, but might be coaxed out of retirement for one more match... If I can ever really round down a Top 8 from this list! (What about Laura and her opponent? Well, that I've narrowed down to 4: Kate Bishop, Illyana Rasputina, Mantis, and Squirrel Girl -- but that's hopefully going to be easier to figure out...)
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illyanarasputinfan · 1 year
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Marvel’s Midnight Suns (2022) Firaxis Games
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I completed Marvel’s Midnights Suns, and I really liked it. When I first learned that it was a turn-based RPG, I was hesitant. But when I started to play it, I found that having to think about which cards need to be played in order to succeed is one of the funnest aspects of the title. I appreciated the graphics, the customizations, the humor, the pop culture references, and all of the clever nods to Marvel lore discovered throughout the game.
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Laura Bailey ( Magik / Illyana Rasputina )
The voice actors are great in this. Laura Bailey nailed the role of Illyana Rasputina. I think that Belasco would have something to say about his role in Magik’s story being handed to Mephisto, but Midnight Suns is one of the most accurate representations of Illyana to date. If you’re a Magik fan like I am, you owe it to yourself to play this. You will enjoy cultivating a friendship with the mistress of Limbo.
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I could tell a lot of love was put into Midnight Suns, from developers who cared about their subject matter. I’ve read from other gamers Midnight Suns is akin to reading one of their favorite comic book miniseries, and I agree. I think it’s unfortunate that it’s underperforming. I hope the critical praise spreads to consumers, because it’s a lot of fun. I look forward to Storm’s adventure. Until then, I’m giving my thumbs a break.
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Rating 8 /10 Stars
This would have been higher, but I’ve had the worst time obtaining the trophies for the DLC chapters. I’ve completed the requirements for all of them, and still have not received one for Redemption, and none for The Hunger. I assume this will be remedied in a future patch. I’ll start another run once the next DLC is released, so hopefully it will be fixed by then. It doesn’t affect the main storyline. It’s just irksome. I blame my perfectionist nature.
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motherofanimals · 8 months
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Indisputable, but expandable list of the X Women that make my heart go wowie!
1. Psylocke (Kwannon and Betsy Braddock. Yes, I am cheating.)
2. Dazzler (Dazzler Thor especially has my heart.)
3. Polaris/Lorna Dane.
4. Rachel Summers.
5. Madelyn Pryor, the Goblin Queen. (sorry Jean, I love you 💕)
6. Magik (Kitty Pryde would approve.)
7. Shadowcat (Illyana Rasputina would approve.)
8. Storm.
9. Rogue.
10. Marrow (my 10 year old gay ass thought “wow a muscled pink haired lady with bones growing out of her body every which way? Hot.)
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mistressofmagic-a · 3 years
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@ofmagikandlimbo​
Zatanna hadn’t been to Shadowcrest in some time. Her magic had been on the fritz and she had been staying with Tony while she healed (for a lot of reasons), but she was back. And things were… off. Illyana had a key and so she figured there might be some shifts in the house. There always were when there were people living here. But this wasn’t that. This wasn’t Illyana hanging up her clothes or making herself comfortable, it was something else entirely. Paintings had been moved and a crystal ball was sitting on a pillow on the wrong shelf.
Something or someone had been through her house. But it wasn’t until she was in the library that she had heard the story. Hassan was sitting at a table, a cup of tea in front of him and a book in hand. Zatanna tried to ignore the logistics behind what she was seeing. But she pinched her nose all the same. But he looked up at her and smiled broadly, telling a tale of a party that occurred just outside the library walls.
There were no words that Zatanna had that were reasonable, at least not in the moment. So, she gave herself some time, casually invited Illyana over so that they could talk about the Limbo situation but the second that Illyana was through the front door, Zee crossed her arms and raised a brow. “You realize this house is never empty, right?” She asked casually. “Hassan told me that you threw quite the party in my absence.”
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moontours · 3 years
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20 sexiest characters let’s hear it >:)
again, my very personal, very biased ranking. but also im right:
1. ororo munroe
2. emma frost
3. matthew murdock
4. johnny storm
5. tony stark
6. natasha romanoff
7. lorna dane
8. jean grey
9. kwannon
10. elektra natchios
11. monet st croix
12. sue storm
13. rogue
14. mary jane watson
15. felicia hardy
16. madelyne pryor
17. wanda maximoff
18. raven darkholme
19. illyana rasputina
20. scott summers (no one judge me for this)
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ablackwidowsbite · 3 years
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8. Have they ever been caught having sex?
For Kate Bishop, Janet Van Dyne, Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanov, Illyana Rasputina & Lorna Dane
Sinday Asks [Accepting] 
“I haven’t been caught yet. Thankfully.” Kate grinned.  
“No. Haven’t had a real reason to be caught. Don’t have sex in public.” Janet spoke. 
Wanda blushed a little bit and nodded. Playing with the ends of her sweater. “I may have. But got away quickly.” 
“Yes, but usually people get uncomfortablea nd leave you be.” Natasha chuckled. 
Illyana shook her head.” I have not been in that situation.” 
Lorna nodded. “It has happened a time or too.” 
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lexpxrdus-a · 4 years
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mumu meme: 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 14, 17, 20, 22, 23
1) Which muse(s) is/are your favourite(s)?
Literally all of them lmao, but especially the OCs we’ve created together because I feel like we’ve put so much time and effort and love into them, and I haven’t really had that with anybody else? Certainly not to the 5+ year extent that we have. 
2) Which muse(s) do you wish had more interactions?
Again, literally all of them. I always wish for more threads with more people.
3) Which muse(s) do you currently have most muse for?
Probably Jamie. He’s having a good muse period.
4) Name a muse you have written in the past. What was your favourite thing about this muse?
I wrote Illyana Rasputina ( Magik ) for an rpg once. I really liked the interactions she had with a lot of the group, but it was ages ago so I can’t really remember the specifics so well.
5) Name a muse you wish to write in the future.
I mean, I have some new muses in the works, but they don’t really have names yet. Just faces and ideas.
14) What is your favourite fandom to write in? Why?
I’m really enjoying writing in the Marvel fandom, because everybody I’ve met / speak with there has been quite nice about everything??? I read about occasional toxic incidents, but I’ve never seen any.
17) What is your favourite thing when you decide to add a new muse to your blog/when you decide to make a new blog?
Finding a tag for the new muse, because I feel like that kind of gives me a baseline to judge their character. 
20) What is the story or explanation behind your blog name?
Les Perdus is French for “the lost”, and I was feeling pretty lost when I moved from my old blog. 
22) List some of your favourite multimuse blogs.
@thefvrious, @ofdivinegrace, @lightsxinthedarkx, @tiredqueertm, @asortofsensation, @agecfmiracles, @compendiumofconstellations, @disasterpieces, @musingmultitudes & @wildtruths. 
23) Tag a multimuse blog and write some positivity about them (their blog, their muses, etc.)
I am... far too awkward to actually do this, but please know that there’s a special place in my heart for people who run multimuses, and I think that all the multimuse blogs that I follow are impeccable in terms of quality! I love you all
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6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?
hmm.. cant recall if that ever happened honestly. most of the time i just dont know enough about the pairings to really like them so im just indifferent about them. its like, "oh that exists" and i go back to whatever i was doing nfsnmdmsmf
7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?
batcat. i really cannot stand the sight of the pairing or even the ppl who like them (the latter mostly bc 3/4th of them are literally the most racist fuckers in the fandom)—honestly dc fandom ruined a lot of things that i used to enjoy but thats a very very long list so im just. gonna say batcat for now cknzmc
8. Have you received anon hate? What about?
bfkanflmwmt i swear to god im. not joking when i say that ive been on this site for 6 years and have never, ever, received any kind of anon hate. like, ever, to the point where i actually began to wonder why like. is there some kind of force field? am i so intimidating that no one wants to tell me they hate me on anon?
so yeah. no anon hate since like, ever.
9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?
deathstroke is literally a pedophile, abusive father, and a terrorist. i hope he dies and never comes back in the comics.
illyana rasputina/magik is just a bitchy white girl who was stuck in hell or whatever idfc about her.
jack hawksmoor is just a blank slate for cishet white men to project onto and jeroen thornedike is peak white evil & a coward.
niles caulder is a Bitch.
mad hatter is literally a pedophile too so he can choke and die + making him a schizophrenic is hella ableist :))))
rahne sinclaire is also a pedophile & homophobe sorry but nothing can ever change that. its part of her character.
i can go on bc theres some kind of theme w the characters i dislike/hate.
10. Most disliked arc? Why?
hhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate,, that decimation arc in new x-men (2004). all those kids didnt have to suffer & die like that. i also just absolutely loathe any arc that humanizes deathstroke or the joker. also less of an arc and more of an entire comic but i hate batman: jekyll & hyde because of the extreme ableism towards harvey/two-face—literally the only good moment that came from that comic was when harvey is seen holding a wounded bruce and saying "good night sweet prince".
salty asks!
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WEDNESDAY, 8 JULY 2024. EDITED BY J. JONAH JAMESON.
AMERICA’S FIRST FAMILY LEADS THE WAY!
Although responses to the newly created S.315, aka the Underage Superhuman Welfare Act have been decidedly mixed the first superheroes have finally stepped out in support. Fantastic Four members Dr. Reed Richards and Dr. Susan Storm-Richards announced that they not only believe in Kamala’s Law but have also registered their own children, Franklin Richards ( 16 ) and Valeria Richards ( 14 ) with Mister Fantastic set to sponsor Valeria while the Invisible Woman will register Franklin. This announcement may come as a surprise to some but analysts predicated it weeks ago due to the Fantastic Four’s history. Child Protective Services were called a few years back, according to government records, as it was believed that children could not be raised in a healthy and safe environment if superheroics are in the mix. It was ultimately decided that the Richard’s were fit to maintain custody of their children. Their current support of the Act shows a continued devotion to making the world a safe place for young heroes.
Psychologist and government agent Dr. Valerie Cooper pointed out that S.315 was not put in place to discourage underaged superheroes, only disruptive behavior. “During formative years it’s important for there to be structure and consistency. S.315 requires underage heroes to enter partnerships with established adult heroes who can provide advice and guidance.” By that definition it should be easy for people to take extra precautions to protect their children and set them up for success. Upon turning twenty-one sponsored heroes are able to become mentors themselves, therefore creating a positive cycle that shows sponsorship is not censorship.
“We want the world for our children,” the Invisible Woman said in a Fantastic Four press conference. “But we also remember the fear and struggle that can come with harnessing metahuman abilities. Our son has fantastical powers and with proper guidance we know he can do fantastic things. That’s why we support Kamala’s Law; it fosters potential. We’ve always been champions of positive change and hopefully, through this, a little bit more is passed onto our children.”
With the Fantastic Four now behind the Underage Superhuman Welfare Act more heroes are expected to step forward. So far none of Osborn’s American Avengers have been listed as potential sponsors but they are expected to be soon. Hero teams such as the Champions and the family of minors the Power Pack are expected to sign up for sponsorship soon or will face repercussions. As more and more time passes it seems as if President Osborn’s America may be here to stay. If the Fantastic Four leads the way we may very well end up in a world with supervised heroics. Hopefully this goes better than the last time.
— Christine Everhart, Daily Bugle News Senior Reporter
ROBBING THE C.R.A.D.L.E.: A CONTAINMENT OUTBREAK
Over the last three months the Child Hero Reconnaissance and Disruption Law Enforcement ( C.R.A.D.L.E. ) division of the government have rolled out raids and warranted visits to bring in underaged superheroes. As it stands, being a superhero under the age of twenty-one is not illegal as long as said hero has a government approved sponsor. The government has deigned Central VA Correctional Unit 13 in Virginia as the official C.R.A.D.L.E. Correctional Facility. “The goal is not long term residency,” C.R.AD.L.E. Captain Carolina Washington said in a statement after the announcement. “They’re not inmates. It’s a correctional facility in name but the point is to have a consolidated place to keep heroes safe while we process each case. After they comply they’re welcome to go home and continue making a positive difference.”
On May 25th C.R.A.D.L.E received an anonymous tip that the New Avengers would be having a meeting at the New Avengers Compound in Upstate New York. This tip came shortly after the Bugle received word that high school senior Peter Parker of Queens, NY was actually the masked hero known as Spider-man. Whether or not Parker was the reason C.R.A.D.L.E. was called to the Compound is unknown, but he was confirmed to be present. Please see our article by reporter Melita Garner on page 3 for more of Spider-man’s story. C.R.A.D.L.E. Captain Carolina Washington led the strike alongside America’s Avenger team-member Star, who was there to oversee the situation. Upon arriving they received pushback from Katherine Pryde ( Red Queen ), Sam Wilson ( Captain America ) and Carol Danvers ( Captain Marvel ) the operatives were able to take seven underaged heroes into custody. Parker managed to evade arrest alongside Illyana Rasputina ( Magik ) and Nathan Summers ( Cable ). The addition of the May 25th raid brought the total of arrested minors to seventeen total in the Correctional Facility.
Surprisingly, among those taken into custody was Xandra Neramani, daughter of the deceased Shi’ar Empress Lilandra Neramani and famed mutant leader and humanitarian Charles Xavier. The arrival of the Shi’ar in March revealed that the galactic empire had chosen to allow a fifteen year old to act as their Majestrix due to her Neramani royal blood.  She has been supported by Shi’ar Grand Council and former Majestrix Kallark ( Gladiator ). The Shi’ar are known for complicated family relationships, and it was her Aunt turned guardian Cal’syee Neramani ( Deathbird ) who handled the incident. Empress Neramani’s action as a minor on American soil conflict with her diplomatic status, but she was released the following morning to Deathbird’s care and the elder Shi’ar made reassurances that the Empire took no offense and that Empress Neramani’s position is an understandably delicate one. Xandra is the only arrested minor to be released and the rest were booked that night.
On June 15th there was a disturbance at the Correctional Facility when a group disguised as guards broke in. Security cameras have positively identified them as Avenger’s Hawkeye ( Barton ), Hawkeye ( Bishop ), Spider-man ( Parker ) and Spider-Woman ( Drew ). Also present were mutants Angel ( Worthington III ), Cable ( Summers ), Cyclops ( Summers ), Gambit ( LeBeau ), Hellion ( Keller ), Kid Omega ( Quire ), Illyana Rasputina ( Magik ) and Polaris ( Lorna Dane ).
No guards were killed during the break-in and injuries were minor. They managed to break into special holdings and free seven minors. Some of these youth were deemed a danger to themselves and others. Take for example, eighteen year old Lana Baumgartner, aka Bombshell. Baumgartner and her mother, Lori, were booked a decade back for robbery and the eight year old was sent to the S.H.I.E.L.D. Maximum Security Facility for Mutants. A child criminal with mutant terrorist charges, Baumgartner was deemed a victim of poor parental influence and given a parole that meant she was prohibited from using her abilities until the age of twenty-one. The revelation that she has been working with the Champions means she has broken her parole and is legally required to stay at the Facilities until she can be tried again. Cases like this show why C.R.A.D.L.E. is important. Some kids are caught up in things bigger than themselves but others make conscious decisions to do wrong and need to be held accountable.
C.R.A.D.L.E. is currently working to reprehend those who escaped. Jurisdiction remains complicated in mutant cases due to the fact that while they now claim Krakoa citizenship most were born in the States and operate here. The same goes for Terrigen fueled Nuhumans, but like Krakoa’s Quiet Council the Inhumans Queen Amaquelin has remained firm that her people - who are also Americans - should be allowed to live freely as both.
If you see an underaged superhero, please call the C.R.A.D.L.E. Hotline to report them. A list of sponsored heroes is available on C.R.A.D.L.E.’s webpage along with information on those who have warrants out for them. Like the government has said, this is for the good of underaged heroes. You’re helping both them and the country you live in.
— Sally Floyd, Daily Bugle News Senior Reporter
THE CABAL THAT ISN’T A CABAL AT ALL, OR, POWER PLAYS
Cabal, noun: a secret political clique or faction. Normally, the point of a cabal would be to stay true to its definition and remain out of the public eye but news broke back in late April that President Norman Osborn was assembling his own with an impressive array of world leaders in a new sign of unity and development. Shortly after the leak Oscorp’s new spokeswoman Lily Hollister confirmed that the Cabal was real and would function similar to the now defunct multiversal Illuminati of heroes that had consisted of heroes such as Doctor Strange, Namor, Black Bolt and others. According to Hollister, the Cabal was never meant to be secret but treaties and alliances had yet to be secured.
Now made public, the ‘Cabal’ name has stuck but the group is being touted as a sign of unity and progress. Representatives hail from across the galaxy and are compromised of groups that normally would not be seen working together. Of course, there’s been a fair amount of discourse stemming from the proximity and relationship that each member has with the leader of their populous. I was provided information on each member from Ms. Hollister with permission to reprint it here.
Representing Latveria is world leader Victor Von Doom ( Doctor Doom ). Doom is the current leader of Latveria but used to be at odds with the Fantastic Four. His participation on the Cabal is one of the least surprising. Representing the United States is Dr. Valerie Cooper, Special Assistant to the President's National Security Adviser. Dr. Cooper has been instrumental on setting up S.315 and overseeing President Osborn’s new programs and initiative. Part of Dr. Cooper’s platform, however, is the danger of mutants and how superhumans can be harmful to the country, which leads some to be uneasy about having her as a representative.
Representing Asgardia is Loki Laufayson, the adopted brother of Avenger Thor Odinson. Laufayson is infamous for attempting to take over New York through the force of the Chitauri during The Battle of New York in 2012. Although apparently redeemed, there were rumors that he was murdered by Thanos in 2018. Laufayson’s blatant disregard for human life and safety is not something most want to associate the United States with. Laufayson is also acting as a diplomat for Asgardia, but he was not appointed by their King nor does she support him. The only statement that the Valkyrie would make is that “he is a snake, both literally and figuratively.” Because of this it would appear that Laufayson’s words hold no power in the country is supposed to be representing.
In a similar position is the representative of New Attilan, Maximus Boltagon. Boltagon is the brother of former King Black Bolt and is known for his madness and attempts to seize the Inhuman throne. When Black Bolt and his wife, Medusalith Amaquelin, stepped away from the throne it was Amaquelin’s sister Crystalia Amaquelin who took over as Queen, effectively passing Maximus over. This comes across as another power play by Boltagon to claim the Inhuman throne. Queen Amaquelin emphasized the fact that the Inhumans have a Royal Diplomatic Party and Boltagon’s participation on the Cabal is not reflective of their stance. Queen Amaquelin’s cousin isn’t the only Cabal threat to rule over the Inhuman people though.
Representing the Kree Nation is Ronan the Accuser. Queen Amaquelin made waves with her brief marriage to Pietro Maximoff, twin of the New Avenger Wanda Maximoff, and their daughter marked the first and only mutant-Inhuman born ( the inhomosuperior ). Maximus Boltagon announced recently after Amaquelin’s blowback on his Cabal participation that, “My darling cousin is, to put it simply, upset and distempered. She feels insecure about her position but with the stress of running our nation - which has nearly been run into the ground - it seemed fitting that I slip into the Cabal’s shoes. Of course, I know there is the additional possibility that she is unable to look outside of her own past emotions and consider her people due to the participation of Ronan. Oh, yes. That’s right. It’s not commonly known but Crystal and Ronan did wed once upon a time. While it did to work out in the traditional sense it was never annulled and likely the reason why she fails to live up to her duties.” A royal representative did not deny the claims that Queen Amaquelin and Ronan had wed but said it was for the sake of alliances and had no continued contact, nor did his presence impact the Queen’s ability to rule. Maximus, who has been admittedly unstable in the past, is currently listed as working against his people although the Cabal does not denounce his actions and the Accuser has only commented on the state of the Kree and not his marital status.
As mentioned in Sally Floyd’s front page article, Cal’syee Neramani, the Shi’ar known as Deathbird, arrived on Earth with her niece Empress Xandra Neramani. The representative for the Shi’ar was announced to be Deathbird, though,  instead of the young Majestrix or former Majestrix Gladiator ( Kallark ) who had ruled after the death of Xandra’s mother, former Empress Lilandra Neramani. Deathbird and her younger sister had often gone head to head after Deathbird was exiled for matricide but still wished to claim the throne. During her banishment Gladiator became a prominent leader until Xandra’s existence was discovered. The teenaged Empress had been living with an attendant of her mother and her father, Charles Xavier, had not known of her birth. Because the Shi’ar believe a Neramani should sit on the throne Xandra was selected as Majestrix over Deathbird, who took on the role of advisor. Following Deathbird’s participation on the Cabal and Empress Neramani’s arrest by C.R.A.D.L.E. it looks as if there are cracks in the Shi’ar ruling infrastructure. “Xandra is our Majestrix,” Gladiator told the Times. “I serve the throne and she is the one who by blood and title deserves to sit there. Deathbird’s actions have been nothing short of treacherous and while that kind of behavior was endured by Lilandra it should not be by her daughter. We will not tolerate the behavior of Cal’syee. Any stances from the Shi’ar will come from the Grand Council. As for the Empresses arrest, we are currently working with the nation of Krakoa to look into the disrespect.” Heavy is the head that wears the crown, and it seems there may be one too many under it in the Shi’ar nation.
The most intriguing of the representatives is that of Krakoa’s, however. It came as a surprise to most that the mutant nation would get involved as they have been pushing their  sovereignty and independence. Emma Frost, the White Queen, was announced as the Krakoa representative and brought with her connections to their very exclusive  Hellfire Trading Company, the most recent iteration of the Hellfire Club. Frost’s participation with the Cabal allowed previously denied access to Krakoa’s drugs and medications and the Island stayed mostly silent about her involvement, although inside sources say their Quiet Council was far from pleased. A group of New Avengers and mutants crashed a Cabal meeting last month and Frost was seen getting into an altercation with Katherine Pryde, the X-Men formerly known as Shadowcat who has since become the Red Queen in Frost’s club. The incident involved Pryde apparently breaking Frost’s nose and rendering her unconscious before she was carried out by former flame and partner Scott Summers. In the week following the Hellfire Trading Company released a statement that, “While Emma Frost believed she was acting in Krakoa’s best interest it has since been decided that that is not true. Krakoa wishes to have no ties to President  Osborn’s Cabal and the Hellfire Trading Company will no longer dispense petals through it. All trading will resume on the same international level as before. Both Ms Frost and Katherine Pryde are fine, their disagreement a very tiny part of their impressive friendship and partnership.”
It seems that from multiple sides the Cabal may be crumbling. The Shi’ar are actively petitioning to have Deathbird removed and Asgardia and New Attilan have made it clear their supposed diplomats do not represent them. The resignation of Emma Frost marks a vacancy in mutant representation but Krakoa is making no moves to fill it. This old reporter has always had his hunches, some of them right and some of them wrong. Power hungry people working together can either lead to two things: domination or a fracturing with the potential to go very, very badly. Sometimes you say ‘only time will tell’, but in this day and age there’s an ever pervasive feeling that we don’t have all that much time before things go wrong.
— Ben Urich, Daily Bugle News Senior Reporter
PETER PARKER: THE WANTED WEBHEAD UMASKED
Peter Parker is Spider-man! As you may have read in my May 25th expose, the Daily Bugle received a hot tip that a photo had been taken of Spider-man maskless. I’m sorry to report to those who are crushing on our spandex clad wall crawler that Spider-man is actually just a seventeen year old from Forest Hills in Queens, NY. Photos of the teenager in costume were sent to our publication and after verification posted a digital article update on the situation. This comes as a surprise to most, including the Bugle, as the Midtown School of Science and Technology worked as a photography intern for us over the course of the last year and was the inaugural recipient of the Stark Internship in 2015. Due to Tony Stark’s work as Iron Man  it is likely that the deceased hero knew of Parker’s identity. His Internship now seems like an elaborate cover-up to aid him in dangerous activity instead of a real accomplishment. Bugle Editor J. Jonah Jameson sent out a press release that, “Spider-man is dangerous. Always has been, always will be. The Bugle was not aware of our connection to this deceitful young individual and we renounce any ties to him moving forward. It’s a shame. A real, crying shame.”
Another connection to Parker is Captain George Stacy, a respected member of the NYPD. It was confirmed by Parker’s classmates that for the last few months he had been seeing Gwendolyn Stacy, the Captain’s daughter. Although there’s been no word of how serious the relationship is Captain Stacy has announced that the NYPD will be monitoring the graduations of Standard High were Gwen and President Osborn’s son Harry go and Midtown School of Science and Technology for the safety of Parker’s classmates. “Leave my daughter out of this.” Captain Stacy ordered. “Gwen was just as in the dark as everyone else. Her personal choices are not yours to judge, and if she learns anything about Peter Parker’s whereabouts it will be reported.” Similarly, the White House issued a statement as Harry Osborn is a known childhood friend of Peter Parker’s. Secretary Henry Gyrich went on record saying, “Mr. Osborn believes, like his father, that America comes first. He is glad that a potential danger has been exposed and hopes Mr. Parker will do the right thing, turn himself in and register soon. The Osborn family will be issuing as no more further statements on the matter as President Osborn has a country to run and Harry needs to focus on preparing for his next stage of life.”
From what we have been able to gather, almost no one knew Parker was Spider-man. We have reached out to his best friend, Ned Leeds, and ex-girlfriend and classmate Michelle Jones for comments but have been advised by the Leed’s family that Ned will not be commenting. So far we have not made contact with Jones aunt, Anna Watson. Calls have been made to Parker’s legal guardian. May Reilly-Parker, but she has left her Queens residency and been moved to the New Avengers Compound. It is not known if Parker is with her and the Avengers are aiding a fugitive. You can expect to hear updates as soon as  they are released.
— Melita Garner, Daily Bugle News Junior Reporter
IN OTHER NEWS:
June marks graduation season, and the Daily Bugle would like to congratulate this years group of seniors, many of which were victims of the Cleanse. For recognition, Midtown School of Science and Technology submitted senior valedictorians Elizabeth Brant and Michelle Jones. Their original submission included senior Peter Parker for his work with  the Stark Internship, but have requested that his name be removed following the recent revelation of his double life as Spider-man. Standard High would like to recognize senior valedictorian Gwendolyn Stacy, daughter of New York Police Captain George Stacy. Also coming out of Midtown is Harry Osborn, our country’s first son and the only child of President Norman Osborn. The Bugle congratulates this years graduates and wishes them happy, successful futures.
July 4th marked what would have been the 106th birthday of American hero Steve Rogers. Although our favorite Captain America ( sorry Sam Wilson! ) may have passed away back in 2023 following the fight against Thanos we will always remember the sacrifices he made for this country. Thank you for your service, Cap. We miss you.
High school student Kamala Khan remains in critical condition in an undisclosed hospital in New Jersey. Her parents have said that while Khan has made a lot of progress there’s still a long way to go. The former Champion and hero known as Ms. Marvel who is believed to be partially responsible is still wanted for questioning and considered at large.
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103) COLOSSUS Imię,Nazwisko: Piotr "Peter" Nikolaievitch Rasputin                                     Inne pseudonimy:                                                                                                 - Juggernaut                                                                                                      - Phoenix                                                                                                            - War                                                                                                                    - Pete                                                                                                                   - Peter Nicholas                                                                                                 - The Proletarian                                                                                                - Little Brother                                                                                              Pierwsze pojawienie: Giant-Size X-Men #1.                                                       Moc mutanta: Colossus jest mutantem, który potrafi przekształcić tkankę swojego ciała w organiczną substancję przypominającą stal. Substancja ta ma nieznany skład, ale wydaje się być analogiczna do osmu i stali węglowej. Potrafi transformować swoje ciało w stalową zbroję niemal natychmiast za pomocą mentalnej komendy.-                                                                                             Stalowy Pancerz: Będąc w formie stalowej, Piotr posiada taki sam stopień mobilności, jak w swojej normalnej formie, chociaż jego wytrzymałość i szybkość są zwiększone. Colossus nie może zostać częściowo ani selektywnie opancerzony.                                                                                                       - Nadludzka siła: Kiedy Piotr się transformuje zyskuje nadludzkie pokłady siły. Na tyle duże by móc pokonać Juggernauta.                                                       - Nadludzka wytrzymałość: W formie stalowej jego mięśnie produkują znacznie mniej toksyn zmęczeniowych niż u normalnego człowieka. Zmęczenie może dopaść go dopiero po kilku dniach. Nie musi też oddychać podczas transformacji, ale uważa się, że nie mógł by długo przeżyć w próżni.                   - Nadludzka odporność: Jego opancerzona forma jest w stanie wytrzymać penetrację balistyczną, w tym pocisk haubicy 110 mm. Może przetrwać ekstremalne temperatury od -390 stopni Fahrenheita do około 9000 stopni Fahrenheita. Może przetrwać kolizję z załadowaną jednotonową ciężarówką przy prędkości 169 km/h lub eksplozją 204 kg TNT. Może także przetrwać upadki z dużych wysokości, będąc w swoim opancerzonym ciele. Opancerzona postać Colossusa nie może rdzewieć w normalnych warunkach ziemskich. Co więcej, jego oczy stają się stalowe i pozwalają oprzeć się uderzeniu pocisku kalibru 45. - Zwiększona szybkość: W stalowej formie Piotr może osiągać prędkość 51-57 km/h.                                                                                                                  Krewni:                                                                                                                1. Nikolai Rasputin (ojciec)                                                                              2. Alexandra Rasputina (matka)                                                                      3. Mikhail Rasputin (Brat)                                                                                4. Illyana Rasputina "Magik" (siostra)                                                             5. Tra-Mai-A-Zath (szwagireka)                                                                          6. Peter (syn)                                                                                                    7. Nereel (matka jego syna)                                                                              8. Kitty Pryde "Shadowcat" (była narzeczona)                                               Drużyny:                                                                                                               a. X-Men                                                                                                           b. X-Men (Gold Team)                                                                                       c. Clan Akkaba                                                                                                  d. Horsemen Of Apocalypse                                                                           e. Phoenix Five                                                                                                 f. Cable's X-Force                                                                                             g. Extinction Team                                                                                           h. Defenders (New Jersey Initiative)                                                               i. Excalibur                                                                                                         j. Acolytes                                                                                                         k. Soviet Super-Soldiers                                                                                  - Piotr dorastał na syberyjskiej farmie razem ze swoim bratem, znanym kosmonautą Mikhailem oraz ukochaną młodszą siostrą Illyaną.                        - Jego moce pojawiły się w wieku 13 lat i wykorzystywał je do pomocy rodzinie. Uratował swoją siostrę transformując się i zatrzymując pędzący na nią traktor.    - Dołączył do drużyny profesora Xaviera by uratować oryginalny skład X-Men z żywej wyspy Krakoa.                                                                                          - Poznał Kitty podczas walki z Hellfire Club i ich White Queen.                       - Podczas walki z Proteusem, Colossus zabił go uderzeniem swojej stalowej pięści. Miał ogromne wyrzuty sumienia z tego powodu, nawet jeśli oznaczało to uratowanie Moiry McTaggert.                                                                            - Zaczął spotykać się z Kitty po przeżyciu ataku Brood.                                     - Podczas "Secret Wars" zbliżył się do uzdrowicielki Zsaji i uświadomił sobie, że uczucie do Kitty nie jest prawdziwe. Zerwali ze sobą.                                           - Podczas eventu "Mutant Massacre" został zraniony przez shuriken Riptide'a, co uniemożliwiło mu powrót do ludzkiej formy. Wściekły Peter skręcił kark Riptide'a. Magneto pomógł mu z raną, jednak Colossus został sparaliżowany.                                                                                                      - Doszedł do siebie po miesiącach rehabilitacji na Muir Island.                            - Po śmierci Illyany, Peter opuścil X-Men i dołączył do Acolytes (drużyna Magneto). Niewiele jednak wiadomo o tym co się działo podczas pobytu Colossusa w tej drużynie.                                                                                   - Opuszczając Acolytes, szukał jedynej osoby, na której zawsze mu zależało. Dołączył wiec do drużyny Kitty, Excalibur. Poźniej, razem z Shadowcat i Nightcrawlerem połączyli się z X-Men.                                                             - Piotr po��więcił swoje życie by pokonać "Legacy Virus" (chorobę atakującą tylko mutantów). Jego ciało zostało skradzione przez Orda (obcego, który dowiedział się, że ziemscy mutanci są odpowiedzialni za zniszczenie jego planety). Wskrzesił go i eksperymentował na nim przez lata. Uratowali go X-Men.                                                                                                                  - Został obdarowany mocą Juggernauta przez Cyttoraka po tym jak Cainowi Marko ta moc została odebrana.                                                                         - Kiedy Iron Man uderzył w Phoenix Force i jej moc rozdzieliła się na 5 części, Colossus został jednym z pięciu avatarów.                                                         - Z taką mocą Piotr chcial się pozbyć aspektu Cyttoraka jednak nie udało mu się to.                                                                                                                   - Stracił swoją porcję mocy Phoenix po walce z własną siostrą, która też tą moc utraciła.                                                                                                                - Później Illyana przeniosła go do Limbo i za pomocą swojego miecza uwolniła go od aspektu Cyttoraka.                                                                                    - Ponownie zżył się z Kitty. Niespodziewanie oświadczyła mu się. Jednak kilka chwil przed ceremonią ślubną uświadomiła sobie, że ich cała historia nie jest dobrym fundamentem pod małżeństwo i zrezygnowała ze ślubu.                          - Załamany Piotr postanowił opuścić X-Men i wrócił z powrotem do rodzinnej Rosji.  
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Many thanks for @francisperfectionbonnefoy for tagging me :D
1. Name: Leonie 2. Nickname/s: Leo (most common creative choice...), Lewis 3. Star Sign: Aries 4. Gender: female 5. Height: same as Angel Salvatore 6. Sexual orientation: pretty people with freckles or/and red to auburn hair. 7. Favorite Color: midnight blue, bordeaulais red, ivory 8. Time Right now: time to take care of my laundry 9. Current Location: Milky Way, Earth, Northen hemisphere, luckily not in the US 10. Average Hours of sleep: 4 to 9 hours 11. Lucky Number(s): The hatefull realtionship between me ad numbers began the moment I had my first math class, so numbers and I will always be hostile towards each other... 12. Last thing I Googled: recipies 14. Favorite Fictional Characters: in a non particular order Thomas "Tommy" Shelby (Peaky Blinders) Sansa Stark (A song of Ice and Fire) Searfina Pekkala (His Dark Materials) Clint Francis Barton a.k.a Hawkeye (Marvel; Aveners) Illyana Nikoleva Rasputina a.k.a Magik (Marvel; X-Men) Theon Greyjoy ( A Song of Ice and Fire) Lucy van Pelt (The Peanuts) 15. Favorite book(s): His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi (It's a graphoc novel, I know, nonetheless I think it should be regogniced as literature treasure) Dune by Frank Herbert, 
Weltgeschichte to go by Alexander Graf von Schönberg-Glauchau Les lettres persannes by Voltaire Die Känguru-Chroniken by Marc Uwe Kling A song of Ice and Fire by George R.R.Martin Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling Fragile things by Neil Gaiman Don't call me Ishmael by Michael Gerad Bauer ...And many works of Patricia Highsmith and Astrid Lindgren. 16. Favorite Artists/Bands: Amy McDonald, Sting, Mano Negra, Dire Straights, Buena Vista Social Club, Scott Bradley's Postmodern Jukebox ((psst.. it will always be ABBA for me!)) 17. What I’m wearing: pants and a T-Shirt with a Totoro-motive on it. 18. Random Fact: I have an reliable memory for tastes so I cook by composing the tastes of ingredients in my mind. A bit like the Perfume but without murder and fancy story about me. 19. When did you create your blog: When tumblr was a place of fun and jokes... in 2012. 20. Do you have any other blogs: Wanna see my scribbles, my long way to glory and immortality? Visit my artblog: @la-louve-rousse. I won't be very active until I finish my exams but in the middle of february I'll upload like a madman. 21. Who is your most active follower? that depends largely whether I post fan edits/work, critical writing, or random thoughts popping around in my head... 22. What made you decide to get a tumblr?: I finally found material to my still unpopular ships. 23. Do you get asks on a daily basis: I get anon asks 4 times a year otherwise I barely get reactions even when I post ask memes, hahaha. 24. Why did you choose your URL: I wanted to have something which is me without using a reference to a fandom I might quit some day.
1. Your main fandom of the year? I didn't really have one because my internet activities were rare most time of the year... But I usually stick to ASOIAF, and Peaky Blinders. 
2. Your favorite film watched this year? Arrival! I can't stress enough how brilliant this movie was! It was a masterpiece I can't cease to recommend. 2016 brought actually a lot of well made movies outside the usually block buster offer: Deadpool, Captian Fantastic, Julieta, and Nocturnal Animals were worth the trip to cinema. Otherwise I'd an open air cinema experience with Justin Kurzel's MacBeth. 
3. Your favorite book read this year? More Letters of Note published by Shaun Usher, Auntie Mame by Patrick Dennis, and the very best Dune by Frank Herbert. 4. Your favorite TV show of the year? Gotham Season 1 because I can be talked into anyting with a Mafia story, whereas the Man in the High Castle was honestly brilliant! Another big recommendation of mine. 5. Your favorite online fandom community of the year? Since I was busy trying to not die all five seconds in Fire Emblem Fates, I discovered the Fire Emblem community for myself. I have to say that this communit was the most fun in years with all the fanwork they create. 6. Your best new fandom discovery of the year? Look above. My friend als talked me into wathing Voltron: Legendary Defender and even though it was entertaining I miss a certain element animating me being enthusiasts about it since sci-fi and mecha aren't usually my cup of tea. 7. Your biggest fandom disappointment of the year? Star Wars... seriously, folks, ships are not a politcal agenda! It got even worse when the ship fandoms began arguing mercilessly about positions during sex... How can people send atemale about fictional copulation position?! it just became stupid to bigotted. Second, I was annoyed by the reactions on Pride & Predjudice + Zombies and Ghostbusters since these movies were considered "feminists" even though the female characters were superficial, gave stereotypical "empowering" lines, the stoy itself has the quality of a spongepop episode, but still I'd to listen endlessly how progressive the movies were. Bollocks! For progressive female characters you need well written characters, not women acting stupidly like Rambo. 8. Your TV boyfriend of the year? Still Thomas Shelby, it will always be him. (Or Frank Finch, he deserves a break from all the misery he has to go through.) 9. Your TV girlfriend of the year? Basically all women from Peaky Blinders because they are intelligent, and not stereotpically beautiful. 10. Your biggest squee moment of the year? a) A new season of Man in the Highcastle b) The Shelby-Burgess wedding, the most iconic wedding in TV history after the Godfather c)The release of a lot of intelligent, or not stereotypical block buster movies.
d) Reading the showdown of The School for Good and Evil! Agatha and Sophie are an enrichement for my shipping list.
e) The development in Gotham about Bruce and Selina, and Oslwad and Edward ;) 11. The most missed of your old fandoms? I do miss Hetalia because it was a great community for sharing art work, as well as aid to remember historical facts, hahha. Actually a history student friend of mine got me into it again, but since we stay on mostly the historical level, I don't want to get involved once more in the shipping depictions which I find problematic many times and historically and cultually innapropriate, too! 12. The fandom you haven’t tried yet, but want to? Um... is there an active Dune fandom out there? 13. Your biggest fan anticipations for 2017? Since 2016 actually was a good year for progressive, different movies, and January 2017 looks rather promising, especially the new Park Chan-Wook-movie, I'm positively excited. But it would be really nice if George R.R. Martin would finally publish Winds of Winter...!
Okay, fellas, up to you to be honest: @tenchan2077, @incblackbird, @valentinevilleforts, @mariuszpontmercy (tag squad, assemble!)  @al-cantrez, @timelord-assassin, @jagiellonka , @kisamesfacioplegia, @onbanksofanamelessriver, @agarthanguide , @saikosan , and whoever feels like it ;)
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commander-spork · 7 years
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tagged by @knee-stockings​
Birthday: march 11th
Gender: female
Relationship Status: *crickets*
Favorite Color: light pink 
Wake Up Time: usually between 5 & 8
Love or Lust: love
Favorite Food: uuuuuhh????? tacos maybe
Met A Celebrity: nah
Last Song I Listened To: anthems for a seventeen year old girl by broken social scene
First Kiss: i literally don’t remember it lol
Tall or Short: short
Nickname: bri, boo, & breezy mostly
Zodiac sign: pisces
Last thing you googled: fm 101.5 madison 
Favorite music artist: mother mother
Song stuck in head: crazy in love
Last movie I saw: the witch (i think)
What are you wearing right now? yoga pants and a star trek t shirt
Why did you chose your url? i love billy kaplan 
Do you have any other blogs? i don’t use it much but @kuomori is my fashion blog
What did your last relationship teach you? [redacted]
Religious or spiritual: spiritual
Average hours of sleep? usually 5 hours
Lucky number? 6, 13, 21
Favorite characters? tim drake, illyana rasputina, tim drake, alvin draper, tim drake 
How many blankets do you sleep in? i have 1 comforter and 1 smaller knitted blanket that i wear around my shoulders like a russian grandma
i…don’t feel like tagging other people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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when life gives you Illyana Rasputina, make ice
when life gives you Illyana Rasputina, make ice
— Clint's Cup of Coffee (@CupClint) September 8, 2020
from Twitter https://twitter.com/CupClint
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