#im NOT normal about him

[killrspringlock]

women want one thing and it’s disgusting.

(oscar isaac coded characters)

#moon knight #moon knight show #marvel moon knight #oscar isaac #oscar isaac coded #marc spector #steven grant #jake lockely #oscar isaac moon knight #oscar isaac miguel o’hara #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara #miguel o’hara atsv #across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #spiderverse #im not normal about him #like. at all #I WANT HIM SO BAD

[boneskullravenriver]

When he tells you "I love you"

But the silly little wizard man once said, “with you, I forget my goddess.”

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate gale #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #im not normal about him

[re-d4cted]

Phil's wings healed in purgatory and he hasn't been using them because he doesn't want them taken away again (the admins would take them away if he really used them 💀)

but the second he felt the feeling of flight again for the first time in months, he couldn't help himself and he spread his wings and flew

he even started showing off, but once he felt that paranoia of them getting taken from him he stopped

and he KNOWS when they get to quesadilla island they are going to clip them again, so he's basking in the time he has with them now

#qsmp #q!philza #IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HIM #im gonna explode

[easy-peezy-squeeze-a-lemon]

he's just some guy until he's made his way into your heart with his perfect curls and perfect smile and his pretty brown eyes that tend to do that sexy squinty thing when a camera is around and his beautiful voice and his mesmerising irish accent and his sense of humour and his acting and his tendency to unbutton his shirt and expose his chest and his fucking wink

#then the guy becomes anthony boyle #im NOT normal about him #and that's ok... #i think #anthony boyle

[slushilanche]

I've had debilitating art block for about a month but I felt I had to share at least two mtl doodles with you all

#what I'm saying is #look at my pickles drawing #im not normal about him #but yeah also charles #metalocalypse #dethklok #pickles the drummer #charles offdensen #my art

[lucky-peenut]

RE2R Leon is my specialist boy, my sweet sad little man

#re2 #re2r leon #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #im not normal about him #resident evil #I just want to give him the biggest hug #he is so precious #lucky draws

[allthepandasintheworld]

bro im so normal about this old man im sooooo normal about him

#im not normal about him #sad-ist fanart #clock 0ut #blank decay #the narrator #doodles #digital art #i drew this in a haze in about 2 hours #should i tag stanley parable??? ive never watched any gameplay nor played the game itself before #so i have no idea how relevant this actually is to the game #also since this is tumblr hopefully everyone will read this as a joke like i intend it but: #they should explore each others' bodies #him and his little office man #like just. just saying. just saying. #................ i say it like im joking but its more like 49% joking bc. its. i love this dynamic. SO much. #the nasty mean old man whose life is changed forever by the determined younger man and then the nasty old man proceeds to #develop a conscience and then change into a better person but only slightly bc he still does some fucked up shit #but now it's because he cares and not because he doesn't care. a. i. im. gnlweufhalisuhflkajhgkslad #im so normal about this im so ghilweuahfldsjhfalkjsdkljdhfsdalkhja

[corruptcryptid]

He’s a little tumblr sexy man. I’m so normal about him

#Im not normal about him #I hate lineart so much #but I really like to colour and doodle so here #jack in the box #jack in the box mascot #jack in the box fanart #doodle

[grapeium]

IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HIM

#drawing #hazbin hotel #fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #art wip #im not normal about him #hes so babygirl

[chiken1000]

daan von dutch, cult classic but I still pop😎😎💅

It's so obvious, I'm your number one, life💋💋

#artists on tumblr #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger #kitty #fear and hunger daan #daan von dutch #im not normal about him #stream von dutch

[brobruhbroski]

more of my bs about vergil

vergil for the sake of his clothes because getting like anything out of them is a pointless waste of time,wears an apron.

The only thing is that nero and dante got him it so its one of the kiss the cook ones bc they thought it would be funny (it is)

Vergil just looks at them like a cat then he blinks in approval and walks away

#dmc nero #devil may cry vergil #Baker vergil #devil may cry #im not normal about him #dante dmc

[wistfxlwishes]

IM DOING ARLECCHINO'S STORY QUEST RIGHT NOW AND GUESS WHO'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HIM!!!!!!!! THE GINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S OFF IN THE DISTANCE (i need to be normal)

#genshin impact #childe #arlecchino #genshin 4.6 #im NOT normal about him #i actually got up and screamed when i realized it was him i swear #he's HEREEEEEEEEEE #guys he's here #i missed my stupid ginger #i know i tagged arlecchino but this isn't about her #haha im so insane

[rlapiscake18]

I CANT BE CONTAINED ANYMORE

IM ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING DEVIOUS WITH THE DEALER

JSUT SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL

SOMETHING A LITTLE NEFARIOUS

#buckshot roulette #buckshot roulette dealer #im going to make the most sinful degenerate shit i could ever to this man #IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT HIM

[blueywrites]

BLUEY!

You explained it perfectly. There's something about certain so called "gross" things that just hit. I've seen so many posts about the boys appreciating reader's natural scent and I love that sso much but I've rarely ever seen the roles reversed. I agree with you entirely. Love them showered but sometimes I wanna smell you boy. Get those magnificent balls in my face and let me get a whiff

THIS IS EXACTLY IT. Just give me all that raw Eddie scent. Body wash is nice, but I want my MAN 😩

I was just talking about this with my friend the other day. My ultimate future!Eddie headcanon would be where he has a blue-collar job like mechanic, welder, contractor, etc. and still plays guitar on the side, probably gets gigs here and there in local places (bars, smaller venues), but it's more a hobby for him. Partially because I want him to be able to play to audiences and enjoy himself on stage but selfishly I want to keep him home with me most of the time. BUT ALSO because if he comes home from work all sweaty and smelly from working all day? GOD. Lemme just bury my face underneath your arm and glue myself to your tired, stinky body.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I would totally give him a bj straight after he walks in the door. Idc.

#blueyblabs #im not normal about him #and ill be the first to admit it

[mew-ya]

maren by @satsscarlet

#HANDSOME BOY #maren #satssscarlet #mew oc #one piece oc #im not normal about him

[justaduckarts]

*sigh*

I... Have no excuses for this. 

Here. The spice. The biting. Take it. Don’t look at me right now. 

CW: Suggestive (quite obviously)

TW: Blood (like a tiny bit)

The urge was... undeniably there. But like all other aspects of the relationship, Eclipse preferred to meet you on your terms. You were less experienced, so to speak, and he wanted to ensure all of your new experiences were what you wanted. 

Still. 

He glanced at you, sitting right beside him in bed. You were wearing one of his night shirts, which was far too large on you. It hung off one of your shoulders, exposing your skin. 

And he really, really, really, wanted to mark that pretty skin of yours. 

You hummed softly, turning the page. Totally unaware of him looking at you. 

“You’re staring,” you said quietly. Oh. Apparently you were aware. 

“Forgive me,” Eclipse looked off to the side, “it’s hard to keep my eyes off of you.” Warmth spread across your face. You brought the book up to hide behind it. 

“Thank you,” you said quietly, “but you don’t need to keep saying so... You’ll spoil me.” Eclipse propped his chin in his hand. 

“Oh, that would be just terrible, wouldn’t it?” He grinned. 

“It might be,” you laughed, setting your book to the side. “You did threaten to eat me, should I become too spoiled.” Eclipse’s rays brightened. How could he forget about that? 

“I wouldn’t really,” he said, gingerly taking up your hand, “I’d never hurt you.” Unless you asked. 

“You’re so good to me,” you sighed, squeezing his hands, “I wish I could do more for you.” The fire crackled softly in its place across the room. The light of it bathed you in a warm glow. Danced along your exposed shoulder. 

Oh. He wanted to be terrible. 

“Knowing you are happy is more than enough for me,” Eclipse squeezed your hand tenderly, “I suspect you’ve noticed, but I want for very little.” 

“But you must want something,” you said immediately, “even if it’s something small.” 

“Of course,” he nodded, plucking you from the bed and pulling you into his lap. “I want,” he trailed his fingers lightly down your arms, “to make you happy.” 

“That can’t be all,” you insisted, twisting in his grasp to look up at him. 

You were making it very hard to take things slow. 

“Well, no,” he said gently, “but I don’t need more.” 

“Well, I want,” you shuffled around to face him properly, placing your hands on his chest, “to know what you want.” When you grinned at him, he laughed. 

“Oh, you cheeky little thing,” he cupped your face, “how arrogant. How should I punish such arrogance?” 

“I warned you that you were spoiling me,” you said with a laugh. Eclipse’s rays brightened. 

“Ah, so I have,” he leaned close, “should I eat you, then?” Laughter bubbled out of you freely as he pressed kisses to your temple and cheek. 

“Have mercy on me, I beg you,” you attempted to escape, but his lower arms wrapped around you. Trapping you against him. 

“Oh, mercy, hm? Should I spare you?” He grinned down at you. You nodded, unable to contain your laughter. Eclipse’s gaze trailed over your blushing face and further down. Back to the place where his shirt failed to cover your shoulder. 

“Please spare me,” you looked up at him. Months ago, you could barely ask for help retrieving an item from a high shelf. Now, though. You’d really grown. Confident, alive. Unafraid to laugh or cry. Eclipse relished in seeing you flourish. 

He wanted to raise you even further. 

But right now, he also wanted to sink his teeth into that pretty shoulder of yours.

“Hm...” He trailed a claw feather-light over your shoulder. You shivered, face heating up all over again. “Maybe I could spare you.” 

Suddenly your heart was going quite fast. You shifted under Eclipse’s gaze. 

“...You’re not really going to eat me, are you?” You peeked at him shyly. 

“Oh, no, I’d hate to lose you,” Eclipse practically purred at you, “and you’re so small, it’d be a terribly short meal.” A little nervous giggle jumped out of you as his fingers walked along that exposed shoulder yet again. 

“But...” 

“But?” You looked at him, face burning and heart pounding. What was he up to now? This wasn’t the first time he’d given you that particularly hungry look, but he never would tell you just what it was he was hoping to get from you in those moments. 

“I might want,” Eclipse leaned closer, finger hooking under your chin, “a little taste.” A... taste? You were going to faint. 

“Oh,” you said quietly. Eclipse pulled back at the first sign of your hesitation. 

“Which is why I will keep my more... animal wants to myself,” he said gently. “You’re uncomfortable.” 

“No,” you said immediately, “it’s not that. I’m... nervous. But I... Well, I’m... new to all of this.” You gestured vaguely between yourself and Eclipse. “I don’t really know... what I’m doing. But I want to try. I trust you.” Eclipse considered you a moment. 

“You’ll tell me if you want to stop?” He looked at you rather sternly. Ah, that. You were still learning that you could say you didn’t want to do certain things. But it seemed like this was important, now. At least he made it seem very important. 

“I will tell you,” you nodded. Eclipse’s hands returned to cupping your face. 

“Do you promise?” 

“I promise,” you nodded. He came closer. 

“Swear it?” 

“I swear, Eclipse. I will tell you.” Your hands slipped around his shoulders as he came even closer. 

“Good.” He grinned at you. When his lips met yours, you rose to meet him. More than eager to be close. To be wrapped in all the love and tenderness he had to offer. 

Slow kisses trailed from your lips to your cheek and down your chin. When Eclipse tilted your head and gently kissed the skin on your neck a little sound of surprise jumped out of you. 

Oh. That was. New. 

“Are you alright?” He stopped immediately. 

“Yes,” you said quietly, “I’m alright.” He hesitated. You brushed fingers gingerly down his cheek. “I’m fine, my love. Please.” 

How could he deny you when you asked so sweetly? 

Once more, hot kisses were trailing along your neck. Down to that shoulder Eclipse had been longing to sink his teeth into. But it was definitely too soon for that. 

Still, the soft little noises you were making and the way you clung to him... Well. It was hard not to be indulgent. A little nip couldn’t hurt, right? 

Teeth lightly grazed your shoulder. Oh. Oh. The sensation sent a shudder through you. Your breath caught and you felt hot all over.

“Did you just... bite me?” You peeked at him. Eclipse stopped, peeking up at you. 

“I might have,” he said, “are you upset? Forgive me- 

“Will you do it again?” You couldn’t believe how brazen you were being. Eclipse’s rays grew so bright they nearly stung your eyes. 

“Again?” He looked shocked. “You- Are you sure?” You bit your lip, nodding softly. When he made no move, you looked at him. 

“...Please?” 

Oh. You were going to be the death of him.

Still. How could he deny you when you asked so sweetly? 

Eclipse pressed yet another kiss to the tender skin of your shoulder. Hot breath fanned over your skin and you clung tighter to him. His teeth sank slightly into your flesh. Your fingers dug into his back and you were so lost in the sensation of his mouth on your shoulder that you forgot to be ashamed of yourself for a moment. 

“Eclipse,” you said it so softly. So longing. And. Well. It may have caused a lapse in judgement. His teeth sank further in. Red trickled down your shoulder. You let go of a little whine and he immediately drew back. 

“Oh, no,” he said, growing frantic at the sight of your freshly injured shoulder, “my love, are you alright? I shouldn’t have, I’m so sorry I- 

You crashed into him, pulling him in to kiss him as hard as you could. He froze, fingers twitching, before he melted into your touch and wrapped you up in all four arms. 

When you pulled back, breathless, you smiled at him. 

“I,” you took a breath, “I’m fine. I... quite liked it.” You looked away, suddenly feeling shy. 

“Oh.” Eclipse’s rays burned brighter. He grinned down at you. “Would you like another?” You buried your face in his chest and let out a flustered giggle. 

“...Perhaps.”

#justaduckarts #star holder au #star holder #dont look at me #guys im #im not normal about him #i like the big teeth #tw blood #but not like a serious amount #cw suggestive #like very suggestive