#im super sick rn

[chrisbangs]

BANG CHAN — Special MC KCON LA DAY 3 (230821)

#chan #bang chan #stray kids #skz #createskz #cb97net #bystay #*gifs #*m #flashing tw #this set had 15 gifs originally but i just cannot deal with the colouring rn ... #i dont even hate it or smth its just??? diff across all of them and its making me MAD #but god i had to I HAD TO GIF HIM :(((( #look at our super star... look at our sweet boy... #my shining star fr... #god im so proud of him :(((((( #im going to be sick i adore him so much im so sa d #last gif i wanna eat him alive also but thats another thought huahwoefawoeia #also this post is brought to you by 'your scratch disks are full' and fuck photoshop

[scatterbrainedbot]

Hello :D

You're so cool

Anyway have you thought that in your rat sons au Splinter might outlive the boys?

You're very cool :D love your stuff dude

(tw for some blood, light gore, implied overdose (kinda??))

hi copper!!! this is a fantastic question!

so obviously typical irl rats have far shorter lifespans than the average irl tortoise. according to google (yes, be awed by my spectacularly in-depth wealth of research) the average pet rat lives between 2-4 years ish, and the oldest on record lived to be about 7. meanwhile, an African spurred tortoise (Splinter's species) averages more around a 50ish year lifespan in captivity, tho is suspected to possibly exceed 75 or more in the wild.

Now, the mutation does give us a lot of wiggle room for playing with these numbers. For the rat sons boys, id say their natural lifespan probably clocks in at about 45-55 years old? definitely not old by human standards, but not young young either. (though, its also important to note that the boys were exposed to the mutagen just days after being born.)

For Splinter, meanwhile, aging is slightly more complicated. He lived the vast majority of his life as a regular normal African spurred tortoise (well, non-mutated at least. there were perhaps some shenanigans of a more mystical variety going on before he was mutated, but thats a separate matter) He was about 70ish i think? when the boys were born and they were all exposed to the mutagen. so he is already distinctly an old man turtle papa. id guess he'd probably still have another eh lets say 25-30 years after his mutation. he could probably push it a little farther even with some mystic nonsense, but when push comes to shove id say his 'natural' post-mutation lifespan would put his death like a solid decade or two before his sons.

of course, the tricky part of the matter is that theres no way for Splinter to know any of this. theres no way for him to know how the mutation affected them all, or if it even affected them all in the same way. especially since the boys dont show many physical signs of mutation for the first few years, and just kinda look like normal rats, (albeit with a more human sort of intelligence) — what sort of health standard do you hold them to? what if they simply dont show external signs of sickness or old age anymore? how do you actually know if something is wrong?

for a while there Splinter is very worried that one of his babies will just essentially reach the end of their normal rat lifespan, fall and not get up again.

so mostly, he just tries to live in the moment, enjoying whatever time he does have with his little ones, taking each day as a gift <3

still,

that fear

never

really

goes

away.....

#cue the 2003 tmnt dramatic Shredder sound effect TM #my art #rat sons #tmnt au #ask reply #TOOK ME A FULL MONTH TO ANSWER AND IM STILL NOT SUPER PLEASED WITH THE RESULTS BUT #also apologies if shits incohierent im v sick rn #but thank you so much for the question copper!! #a parents grief and terror at the thought of outliving their children #always gets me #and boy howdy these rat babies do Not make that shit easy for ol Splinter #all of them have brushed too close to death too many times #tbh thats probably why he started teaching them ninjutsu etc #like yeah yeah discpline and routine and practice all excellent lessons #but also #yall squishy babies and ur father is Stressed please learn to fight good so its one less thing he has to worry about #sorry splints theyre hamatos now theyre destined for danger #cw blood #cw gore

[batz]

hi! my names frank and im a 2spirit butch tht draws cartoons!:)

im physically disabled (eds & iih) and bc of the chronic pain stemming from that i’m unable to work a Normal Job. so i rely on commissions to help support myself and get by through the month!

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/franki

more examples of my art!

more commission info/rules!

#frank art #ok to rb #commissions #sorry this is VERY thrown together LOL #but its easy enough to read and thats ALL that matters:) #ANYWAY im super sick rn just dealing w rlly bad joint pain so. doin commissions so i can get edibles or smthn #anything 2 make my nerves stop screamin !!! #these r all commission examples except for th dhmis stuf

[badlydrawnbeastcookies]

#dont expect many answers tonight. absolutely miserable from being sick rn :( #all i can do rn in this delirious sick state is rotate shadow milk in my head rapidly #i want to write something about him but i dont have any ideas + im not super confident in my writing #shadow milk cookie #value of deceit [shadow milk tag]

[pudgybun]

there's a 5 min test run video of me lotioning my body and using a toy to fuck my thigh and belly rolls over on my site! pls lmk if it's smth you'd want to see a full video of ♡

#sub and tip if u want to bc i am super sick rn and i cant work on customs ): #also im buying a ton of medicine and cant leave my room so im just. miserable and a lil broke lol #pudgybunny

[itsjaywalkers]

guys i got home really late and . kinda drunk . so my friend convinced me to call in sick tomorrow (i've never done it not even when i was actually sick) so i texted my manager, the one who's on shift tomorrow and i'm hoping for the best........... wish me luck?

#i'm gonna set my alarm at like 8 . just in case . #bc i was supposed to do the open tomorrow #thats the only reason why im calling in sick #any other shift i would've done without much issue #but theres no way im going in at 9am when its almost 3am rn and im still trying to sober up #just so i can go to sleep #this one manager is lovely and we get along well so im hoping she'll be fine with it #she probably knows its bc of the hangover and not bc im actually sick but #im not the first one whos called in sick bc of a hangover and i wont be the last #my other manager went out with us tonight and she also got super drunk and im her favourite so im hoping she'll back me up #WE'LL SEE #i just wanna rest properly tomorrow and SLEEP and maybe write too.. #is that so much to ask for..

[kokoasci]

*boops your nose*

thanks?? i’ve never been booped by ask before this is new

#not an ask #im feeling like super sick rn like absolutely horrible so i’m going to take the time to answer some asks

[snekkyboi090]

Happy Threshold Day 🥰

#threshold #threshold day #star trek #star trek voyager #I was this || close to forgetting #tbf im super sick rn but still

[polevaultingzombie]

god they’re just like me fr

#plants vs zombies #pvz #plants vs zombies battle for neighborville #pvzbfn #pvz bfn #monkey pvz #otto do #foot soldier pvz #super brainz #art vault #AAGGHHH /POS #im obsessed w these two rn so sorry everyone #also srry for the messy art. am sick but pushed through to get these 2 out of my system

[renrooked]

the riptide crew

#jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi show #jay jrwi #chip jrwi #jrwi gillion #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #jrwi fanart #im super fucking sick so sorry yall i can only manage sketches rn

[rapidhighway]

ngl i had a couple rough days regarding my food intake and im just losing my fucking mind rn

#im trying to be sooo normal about food but good lord the food noise is absolutely insane rn #and it doesnt help that im not in the mood for any activities that would take my mind off this or that i was #eating absolutely horribly yesterday AUUARHF #well at least i dont feel sick and its super hard to eat normally rn #not even craving anything really badly rn i just have food noise on the highest possible setting and its impossible to determine if im #actually hungry or if my broken brain is just begging me for the food it wants #TOT #so yyyeah kinda rough and im not in high spirits overall either so its just. hard #not having much fun drawing or writing today either and i just keep getting pulled back in to thinking about the food goddaminnttt #ok um #vent #lmaoo #cw food #food mention #cw binge eating #byee <3 #um welcome to my diary i guess i just need to write these posts i always feel so much better when i do xd

[tuxedokit]

what are your funniest sashamilla headcanons

OOH ANON YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS I AM SO AUTISM ABOUT THEM RN

They have that constant mental link right? They absolutely use it to mess with eachother. Sasha will be doing an important presentation or something and Milla will think of some stupid science joke or some inside joke and try to make him lose focus cause funny. It goes the other way too.

They swear a lot more in their heads, or to eachother mentally. Just cause the idea of Milla going "What the Actual Fuck" to something drives me insane, but i feel like that is reserved for Sasha Only. and maybe Morry. Maybe.

They like to snuggle !!! I think Sasha is so very touch starved, but he is also touch averse, so only Milla is allowed, and only sometimes (autism win). anyway, i think sometimes when/if they share a bed, Milla will climb into it and Attack Sasha with cold hands/feet. He hates it, but its so fucking funny. He always shrieks.

Sasha will sometimes be obtuse on purpose to mess with Milla. She can never tell when he's messing with her or actually means it when he says things that are generally Incorrect/Silly. If he is joking, he will clear it up after by saying, still monotone, "It was a joke Milla. A trick. I deceived you." She always cracks up when he says that (his delivery is hilarious to her, he loves her laugh and smile so he does it)

They totally gossip mentally right? Sometimes they'll start doing like, grand exaggerated gestures while doing so, even though they arent speaking aloud. On purpose. Like, entirely for the bit.

#carpet shut up challenge #im gonna add more to these im just super sick rn #psychonauts #sashamilla

[writingkitten]

I don’t care about New Year’s resolutions I don’t care about “it’s the start of the year, lose weight!!!” I don’t care about relationship advice for 2024 I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care

#fuck the news rn #honestly most of the time because it’s super biased 9/10 of the time #I’m so sick of the new year and we won’t stop being inundated with stupid fads to make corporations money until like march #then it’ll be ‘get your beach bod on!!!’ #fuck you im fat and happy but not with society #sorry rant over

[szarrmo]

theabandartneu/masc/fem

little self indulgent xenogender since i am currently a theatre, band, and art kid... lol

theabandartneu (thea (theatre) + band + art + neu (neutral))

~ gender related to being a loser kid who is/was a theatre, band, and art kid

theabandartmasc (thea (theatre) + band + art + masc (masculine))

~ ~ gender related to being a loser boy who is/was a theatre, band, and art kid

theabandartfem (thea (theatre) + band + art + fem (feminine))

~ gender related to being a loser girl who is/was a theatre, band, and art kid

#also sorry ive been kinda inactive im like super ultra sick rn #mogai #xenogender #xenogenders #mogai flag #mogai coining #mogai gender #xeno coining #xenogender coining #theabandartneu #theabandartfem #theabandartmasc

[arsonforcharlie]

if one more person comes into this room and tells me I look just like my father I'm gonna mcfreakin' lose it

#it being my composure or something idk #bert's dead dad tag #still not dead by the way but it won't be long #so that's point 1 of why that's a wild thing to say #because dear god i hope i dont look like he does now #if i do i might have to take someone up on their offer to buy me food or something because dad? not looking like a ten rn #barely a 6 if that #it's a pretty bad scene guys #pro-tip- do not watch your father die because yeah you'll be the hottest person in the room but it won't feel earned #and i dont even look a lot like him before he got sick either besides having glasses and a mustache #he weighed 115 pounds his whole life and I'm coming up on twice that #and we have similar eyebrows i guess but other than that pretty much completely different #(plus he had a better beard from 17-61 than i was ever able to grow) #idk dude i don't look like him and never looked like him and im okay with that and it feels super weird that people keep saying it #am i having an irrational emotional reaction? yes! and it will not be the last

[munamania]

i dont wanna be a dick and act like i have no responsibility in this but after a point dont u think if all you ever say to ur friend is Omg you never make it out why dont you ever come out with us you bail all the time youre such a flake etc. dont u think that person (me) is like. not gonna feel so inclined to. be there

#like. yeah i was bad last semester i get it. and probably i shouldve tried at least once or twice to push thru #but i was so exhausted. and every time they would bring up hanging out it was on my longest days #and when i casually brought this up they were just like Well we have long days too. Okay! #and i love and miss these friends and i know for the most part. or at least think. theyre just teasing #i hate being seen as the flake like any time i do have to be like Oh i cant make that or Shit im sorry i have to bail #i try to offer an alternative???? and they never compromise on that. how is that fair like im not just outright rejecting u all the time #not to mention most of the time last semester it was always gonna be somewhere super easy for them to get home and far from me #im not like constantly holding this against them btw but i feel like they're holding it against me and i dont have any more apologies in me #anyway. that said. if theyre somewhere really expensive and far from me tn and i get out of work early #i. probably will not make it. lol! if theyd be willing to come a little closer to my place to one of the dives or some shit thatd be great #and like im not doing much today until class and work so really like. i WILL try. but i think they could sometimes not go for the most #expensive and inconvenient option as well. and these r all things ill say if it becomes like a problem problem or smth #but rn im not gonna be a dickhead and shit on their plans #but also! ok whatever im not gonna keep going on i just feel shitty im not 100% better from being sick and im just frustrated #about having to fuckign grovel over and over and over. i meant it the first few times now im just like #u could try not to be an asshole to me for five seconds too. like. i am very clearly not someone trying to secretly stop being friends #w yall. things happen #abby talks #and maybe this is an esp sore spot bc like ive certainly had some of you bail on me or be flaky or whatever before. and i didnt throw #a fucking fit to your face about it. probably bc it actually did feel more mean spirited sometimes #OK im sorry im not trying to make my friends sound evil and its mostly just the one and like im working on forgiving her for it cause it #was years ago but also like christ!