#incorrect Magnus archives quotes

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Old but idc

#incorrect Magnus archives quotes #horror #jon sims #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #basira hussain #daisy tonner #melanie king #georgie barker #art #fanart #my art

[newsiesasvines2]

Sasha: No one has ever performed a sextuplet flip (6 flips in a row).

Tim: Hold my cereal.

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[unofficialarchives]

“Let me know if you see any good cows”

“Of course I’m going to tell you if I see any good cows”

THEY’RE GAY YOUR HONOR

#the magnus archives #incorrect magnus archives quotes #They’re dating I swear #John sims x Martin blackwood #lonely eyes 2.0 #You can’t tell me they’re not lonely eyes 2.0 I won’t believe you #Yes I know that’s not the ship name no I don’t care #jonmartin

[ilwolf]

Jon: I need you to promise to be on your best behaviour.

Melanie: I promised other people...I'll be on my worst behaviour

Jon: ...

Melanie: I gave them my word so...

Jon: Don't make me fire you.

Melanie: You can't fire me.

#incorrect magnus archives quotes #Georgie is other people #the magnus archives

[klm-zoflorr]

Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:

Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed

#elias: also your coworkers are bullying me :(( #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #jon sims #klm-zoflorr #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #tma incorrect quotes

[incorrect-archivist]

Martin: look, jon, i appreciate that you're trying to deal with this in a healthy way, but creating a montage of all the times you've been hurt set to "it's a hard knock life" may not be the best way to do that.

#the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #incorrect quotes #tma

[thermodynamic-comedian]

michael, finding new and interesting ways to fuck with jon: your manager looks gnc af

jon, on the verge of tears: YOURE INSANE

#sorry this was in my brain so i had to share #tma #the magnus archives #tma incorrect quotes #tma memes #tma shitpost #michael distortion #michael the distortion #michael shelley #jonathan sims #jon archivist #jon sims #jonah magnus #elias bouchard

[thegaynessarchives]

Hey guys I made some things idk

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[wearingahat]

Martin: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Jon: Wow. They sound stupid. Martin: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Jon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Martin: I guess you’re right. Hey Jon, I love you. Jon: See! Just say that! Martin: Holy fucking shit. Jon: If that flies over their head then, sorry Martin, but they're too dumb for you. Martin: Jon.

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[magnusmadness]

do you think martin reads fanfic as a guilty pleasure. as someone who would definitely be targeted by the lonely i think he would. solace in fictional people and all of that. and we know books aren’t off-limits to the lonely.

so anyways my point for this is do you think he ever scrolls through AO3 looking for different tags and slowly starts attributing them to the different entities

Martin: Jon, do you think this “hanahaki” thing belongs to The Lonely or The Corruption?

Jon: How should I know, I don’t even—The Corruption.

Martin: Yeah, yeah, that’s what I’m thinking too.

then later y’know you get something like

Martin: Hurt/comfort, angst, sexual conte—okay, okay, uh—cannibalism! Well, that’s obviously The Flesh.

Jon: Following “sexual content”?

Martin: Well—I didn’t write it.

Jon, alarmed: I’d certainly hope not.

i just think it’d be funny. jon’s doing some jon stuff and martin’s browsing fics for fandoms he’s never even heard of

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[spoiler-side-blog-forthehomies]

she grift on my bone til my ears start bleeding

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[tmprotocols]

Gwen: You're on thin ice

Alice: I'm on the floor

Gwen: It's a metaphor

Alice: It's a carpet

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[newsiesasvines2]

Rusty Quoll has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Jon and Martin.

Martin, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Elias or Jonah?

Jon, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger

Martin: wh E E Z E

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[moonsanoverthinker]

Randomly generated TMA quotes

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[ginzburgjake]

jon: what if i’ve already turned into a monster and simply haven’t realised

martin: you accidentally knocked my plushie onto the floor yesterday

jon: well—

martin: and then apologised to it

#tma #the magnus pod #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jon sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #tma incorrect quotes #tma shitpost #too tired to draw but at least i can put the idea into the wild #can you tell jon is my favourite character #jon ‘not adorable’ sims

[jackivist]

“I love writing on walls, fuck you society!”

-Tim

‘Tim, this is actually a door. Not a wall.’

Regards,

Jon

#tma incorrect quotes #the magnus archives #tma podcast #tma #magnus archives #magpod #timothy stoker #tim stoker #jonathan sims #jon sims #yes i have been getting into tma lately. you don't know how deep the brainrot got already. #also 'Conversations with Strangers' has so many good incorrect quotes holy fuck #ramblings with archive