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#incorrect black clover
gwthr · 2 years
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magna: i’m not getting into any more stupid fights with luck
luck: squirrels are a myth
magna: how the FUCK ARE SQUIRRELS A MYTH??
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My two favorite types of anime are like:
An ancient evil has risen and the only ones who can stop it are these 3-5 mentally ill teens operating at different levels of queerness and insanity. (setting may vary)
and
Hercules, Cu Chulainn and Princess Kaguya come back to life and get an apartment together because rent is expensive these days.
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the-black-bulls · 6 months
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Magna: I have no relevant skills. I am unpleasant to work with. I like to cause problems.
Yami, pull the black bull robe: You’re hired.
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delusionalpolo · 3 months
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Nacht : "So me and Y/N are dating."
Yami : "You couldn't find anything better?"
Nacht : "Did I asked your opinion? Shitty Captain!"
Yami : "Shut the fuck up, I was taking to her!"
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yellowgreendinno · 7 days
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Patient name: Yami Sukehiro
Injury: Concussion
Cause of injury: Someone hit him with a Clover History book on the head.
Patient name: Nozel Silva
Injury: Pulled muscle
Cause of injury: Throwing something heavy (Believed to be a Clover History book).
Patient name: Mereoleona Vermillion
Injury: stomach pain
Cause of injury: laughing too hard
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ladymiraclewings · 8 months
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Leopold Vermillion: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him? Fuegoleon Vermillion: You did WHAT— Mereoleona Vermillion: William Snakespeare.
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loosesodamarble · 10 days
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William: The final battle draws near, Fuegoleon. Fuegoleon: Yes. It does. I can't speak with much confidence today. I can only hope that we come out victorious. William: Indeed. I really would like to live peacefully and as our free selves. I'd like a future where we can actually become friends. Fuegoleon: Come now, don't talk like we're antagonistic with each other. William: We aren't but I still look back on the time soon after you awoke and I found myself always putting my foot in my mouth around you. Fuegoleon: Ah yes. When you asked if I could give you a hand. And that one time you said "fist things first." William: Well I haven't made a faux pas like that in months now. I think I might be over that phase. Fuegoleon: Good to know. It was always awkward whenever your tongue slipped. A beat. Fuegoleon: We ought to head to the front lines now. William: Yes. I look forward to fighting with you arm-in-arm! Fuegoleon: …… William: … GOD DAMMIT! ..... Other times William made hand comments to Fuegoleon. 1 & 2
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*Fue slander occuring*
Mereoleona: *is on fire and warpath immediately*
Leopold: Who insulted my aniue?
Salamander: *hisses dangerousely* I haven't chosen him for nothing, you stupid human.
Asta: How dare you insult captain Fuegoleon like that, he is an amazing guy! Once I'm Wizard King, I'll make you take those words back!
Yuno: What pathetic people.
Noelle: He is one who aknowledge me early one, he is a great captain! Besides, I'm royalty, and captain Fuegoleon is too, so vanish you insects.
Nozel: Mercury Creation Magic: Silver Star of Execution!
Yami: A fraud and a clown, huh? Sounds to me like yer all insulting yourself. How about a Dimension Slash?
Yosuga: Are daring to insult my future brother-in-law?
Mimosa: I am someone nice, but I won't tolerate this!
Kirsch: How dare you! Your words and souls are so ugly, while my cousin is beautiful!
Crimson Lion Kings: We won't let you insult our captain, he is the best!
William: I've done him ugly. I deserve those insults, not Fuegoleon.
Charlotte: You are all pathetic. He is a respectable man, unlike you.
Dorothy: *cheery* Do you want to come into my Glamour World? I have some nightmares ready for you.
Jack: How about I slice you all and then we see who are the real frauds are.
Rill: I'm usually someone kind, but I might forget this side of me for the next five minutes.
Kaiser: Are you insulting him for being human?
Magna: How dare you insult one of the manliest and best fire magic users who is respected by captain Yami?
Luck: Wanna fight? Wanna fight? Wanna fight!
Zora: He is one of the only good royals in this world and you call him a fraud? *throws an army of stinkbugs*
Julius: Now take a moment and think a bit how your favourite characters would think about your slander of someone they all love and respect.
Fuegoleon: *quirks a brow and sips his wine*
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1yokiro1 · 7 months
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Yami No-
Y/n:*Listing all the reasons why Yami should preserve Asta's innocent*
Yami: Imma Tell him how babies are made.
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lyranova · 17 days
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*A Conversation between Noelle and Asta after having three girls in a row*
Asta: Noelle, we’re not giving up until we have an even amount of boys and girls 😤!
Noelle: Seriously BakAsta 😐?
*They finally have a son*
Asta: Alright! One down, two go 😁!
Noelle: Seriously? *sigh* Please fate, if we have any more children, let them be boys so Asta will finally give up 😭!
*Fate ignores them; and instead they have two more daughters after their son*
Noelle: Asta, I think it’s time to finally give up…fate has deemed you to be a girl dad 😅
Asta: I…I think you’re right Noelle 😔 *for the first time in his life, he gives up*
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Nozel: Why would you set fire to my estate?
Yami: Why wouldn't we set fire to your estate?
Jack: You need to learn to live a little.
Nozel: By putting out a fire?!
Black Clover Dnd
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gwthr · 2 years
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noelle: do you guys ever worry you’ll regret things in the future?
grey: no. I regret everything instantly
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maniacparrot · 2 months
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Nero : *sees Y/N and Nacht together*
Nero : "They're cute. I would put them on a boat."
Finral : "You mean... you ship them?"
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the-black-bulls · 8 months
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Gauche: "I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy." I would. Pussy.
Zora: "I’m not gonna sink to their level." I will. Coward.
Nero: "I’m the bigger person." I’m 152 centimeters tall. Give me the gun. Bitch. 
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yellowgreendinno · 2 months
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William: Why is Nozel crying on the floor? Fuegoleon: He took a "Which captain are you" test. William: And who did he get? Fuegoleon: Yami... Nozel: [muffled screaming]
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vilandel · 12 days
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*Helena and Rosette meeting for the first time* Helena: *in awe* Oh my, you look so shiny and full of light! Rosette: *surprised at the compliment and in awe as well* You look like chocolate... with bits of strawberries! Rosette and Helena: *immediately liking each other* Solid: What... what just happened? Nozel: It seems that my wife and your fiancée won't hate each other like some nobles thought.
Helena belongs to @kalolasfantasyworld 💕
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