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You : "You are the most jealousy men I know!"

Rayne : "You know other men!?"

You : "...."

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Volo : "I tried to destroy the world"

Me : "I like you"

James : "I am a criminal"

Me : "I like you"

Cynthia : "I see you as a younger sister"

Me : "I like you"

Lance : "I am twice your age"

Me : "I like you"

Steven : "I see you as a good friend"

Me : "I like you"

N : "Thank you for helping me"

Me : "I like you"

Curtis : "I like you"

Me : "I- wait what?"

#anime #character x you #incorrect quotes #pokémon #Pokèmon x reader #Pokèmon incorrect quotes #cynthia #steven pokemon #steven stone #lance pokemon #pokemon volo #curtis Pokèmon #james pokemon #n pokémon

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Rin : "That's ridiculous, Y/N doesn't have a crush on me."

Isagi : "Yes she does."

Sae : "Yes she does."

You : "Yes I do."

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Midoriya : "I don't care if I die"

*Shigaraki kills Bakugo*

Midoriya : "Bitch the fuck-

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Yami : "I was son of a fisher man who got lost in the Ocean one day."

*Asta after visiting the Land Of The Sun* : "So that was a fucking lie."

#anime #black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #black clover asta #black clover yami #black clover spoilers #incorrect quotes #yami sukehiro

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I can definitely see this happening lol 😂

silly little thing I edited

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Nacht : "So me and Y/N are dating."

Yami : "You couldn't find anything better?"

Nacht : "Did I asked your opinion? Shitty Captain!"

Yami : "Shut the fuck up, I was taking to her!"

#anime #nacht faust #yami sukehiro #black clover incorrect quotes #black clover #nacht faust x reader #black clover nacht

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Gojo : "I am the strongest, the user of six eyes and a-"

You : "Hi."

Gojo : "-massive fucking simp..."

#anime #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #jujutsu gojo #gojou satoru x reader

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The traumatized lover

Needs to know where you are

Doesn't matter if you are just going to a library or heck even visiting your grandma, you better tell this man everything because if he finds out through a outside person or a different way it wouldn't end good.

Isn't insecure just...afraid

Afraid that someday you will wake up and hate him, find a better partner than him, realize his flaws or just get sick of him.

The one who doesn't trust you with anyone else

Friends? Family? What are those? You only need him and he needs you so why bother with anyone else? Everybody else is irrelevant, a side character in the story of you both.

The one who prefers to spoil you

He isn't perfect he knows that no matter how much cocky or calm or confident he may seem on the outside deep down he knows he isn't what people proclaim him to be or he wouldn't be so...difficult.

The one who appreciates even a small act of affection

You cooked a small meal for him? Or maybe let him rest his head on your lap after a long day?

He wouldn't act that much excited over these things but he is deeply touched falling for you all over again.

Feeling like he is now in debt to you (despite you two being together) no was has ever done these things for him before so you better expect a overly expensive present or anything you want in return.

Gojo Satoru, Suguru Geto, Itoshi Rin, Itoshi Sae, William James Moriarty, Vinsmoke Sanji, Zora Ideale, Nacht Faust, Rayne Ames, Iguro Obanai, Killua Zoldyck.

#anime #nacht faust #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #blue lock #itoshi sae #itoshi rin #moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #william moriarty #black clover #zora ideale #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #mashle #rayne ames #hunter x hunter #killua zoldyck #obanai iguro #william james moriarty

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Oh my I love this man and the number of scenarios I had with him. This head Canon is amazing!

Hello, I was the one who requested a few Nacht head canons that you wrote recently. I loved them so I'm here with one more request. It's a very long one so you can ignore it or take as much time as you want. So here it goes: How would the magic knight squads react if they find out one of their members has a crush on Nacht? How would things play out after that.

Oh my! Welcome back then, Anon! Glad you enjoyed them, despite their timing.

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Black Bulls

Everyone would have to pause and go "our Nacht Faust?"

And you'd have to confirm "yes, our Nacht Faust. As if there are any others."

Half the squad would bust out in hysterics.

The other half would be dead silent from shock.

Remember, Nacht's first impression with several members was... poor. To say the least. So hearing that you liked Nacht was an experience for everyone.

Asta and Yami are the first ones to cheer you and Nacht on though.

Followed by the likes of Noelle, Henry ("Henry, don't change the floor plans so their room are together. HENRY WAIT!"), Grey, and Gordon.

Vanessa and Finral would be down to set you and Nacht up on a date. And they'd throw in a makeover free of charge!

Gimodelo and the other devils are very excited to see Nacht get all romantic. They just want their master to be happy!

Don't be surprised if the Bulls start calling you to dinner later than the rest of them and doing the same to Nacht so you both are force to sit with each other at the only empty seats.

And there would be other schemes to keep you two in close proximity.

Really, the whole squad just wants to support their squadmates and friends in the very normal endeavor of starting a relationship.

Golden Dawn

William does his best to show a polite amount of interest in your crush. After Nacht's key role in the Spade Invasion, William feels he owes a debt to that man.

And William thinks that he can repay the debt by setting Nacht up with you since you've taken an interest in him.

At best, William offers you opportunities to visit in the Black Bulls' base (delivering paperwork or parcels) if you want to see Nacht in person.

David is the nosiest of the squad and will ask all the details. How you first met Nacht, when you started liking him, do you plan on confessing, etc.

You might start hanging around Yuno if you weren't already close with him. You know, to ask about Nacht's appearances at any vice captain meetings.

Blue Rose Knights

SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP!

The ladies of the Blue Rose Knights are going to have your back if they find out about your crush on Nacht.

First Charlotte is blushing over Yami and now you for Nacht? It's like the squads are destined for something greater together!

The other squad members will insist that you and Charlotte have a double date with Nacht and Yami. Let your loves bloom together~!

It actually works out relatively well.

You keep Charlotte from panicking around Yami and in turn, Charlotte gives you plenty of openings to initiate conversation with Nacht.

And don't worry. Charlotte will shut down any egregious meddling from the squad.

Like say, locking you and Nacht in a closet without your grimoires so Nacht can't just shadow out of there.

Puli, the brains behind Operation Get the Devil (Host)'s Heart, is going to contrive of a lot of ridiculous scenarios though... Good luck.

Crimson Lion Kings

Nacht puts Fuegoleon on edge. His practices and demeanor aren't ideal in Fuegoleon's eyes but as a loyal Knight of Clover, Nacht is at least decent.

Fuegoleon warmly encourages you in pursuing Nacht. But he also warns you not to get too distracted.

"I don't have any romantic experiences to speak of but adding to your personal life is sure to give you more to fight for as a Knight."

It's just a nice way of saying that getting a boyfriend might improve your morale for work.../lh

Leopold doesn't know Nacht at all but he'd very willing to be your wingman by dragging you along to the Bulls' base when he goes to visit Asta.

I'm sure if you asked, Randall might bring your name up at a vice captain meeting and gauge Nacht's response.

Don't let Mereoleona catch you waffling on your feeling for too long. If she thinks you're being coward about your crush, then her hand might be forced and you'll find yourself doing volcano training alongside Nacht.

I say not in the sense that Mereo has an interest in romance, let alone others' romances, but I honestly think she'd get pissed off to know that a member of the Crimson Lions is being a coward about anything.

Other members of the squad would generally support you and urge you to do your best with getting Nacht's attention.

Silver Eagles

To me, the Silver Eagles are a squad wherein the members largely keep to themselves. It's mostly polite conversation with a bit of gossip from the noble circles.

Most of the Silver Eagles wouldn't pay much attention to your love life, if I'm to be honest.

However, they are an elitist squad (or at least that's their vibe) and with devil possession being Forbidden Magic, some might raise a brow at your crush.

"Even if he's a vice captain, that Faust man can't be anything but trouble. Especially if he's a Bull."

If Nozel hears of your crush, he'll have mixed opinions.

His opinion of devils and devil hosts is abysmally low due to his own history but Nacht proved himself a worthy ally and so not a horrible pick.

Nozel's bad at showing it but he does wish the best for you in your romance with Nacht. You are a member of his squad after all.

Like Fuegoleon, Nozel warns you not to let your infatuation get in the way of work.

Aqua Deers

The Aqua Deer has the vibe of being some free-spirited folks. Not so much as the Green Mantises or Black Bulls, but with a captain as young as Rill, the squad has learned to be able to accept anything.

"Following the captain's example and falling hard for someone, are we?" some will joke with you.

If you can catch Rill during his free time, he two of you could have a heart-to-heart and help each other sort through your crushes.

"Love can happen so suddenly, can't it?" Rill remarks. "Like bolt of lightning or like throwing a palette at an easel! It's bold and messy and scary too! But that's what makes it so amazing, huh?"

I imagine Fragil being a bit of a romantic so she might have some advice based on a romance novel or dating advice column if you went to her. But that's just what I think of her.

Coral Peacocks

Dorothy will be poking her nose into the business of your crush. No ifs, ands, or buts about it!

She's a bit of a gossip. So uh... prepare for Yami finding out via her loose lips.

In her sparse free time, Dorothy will encourage you to practice confessing to Nacht in her Glamour World.

Only to turn on you and tease you with her imaginary versions of Nacht.

This gif of Shouto form BNHA:

Dorothy creates a Nacht version of that to tease you. Good luck.

Kirsch will give you advice on how to be "beautiful" for Nacht to fall in love with you.

Green Praying Mantis

The folks in the Green Mantis squad are largely commoners. They're casual and a little wild.

So I'd imagine some of the more interested parties placing bets on how long it'll take for you to confess or maybe even betting on how you confess.

Some of the members might mention that Jack might've known Nacht in the past but going to him earns you the threat of being sliced apart (Jack being twin blind will be a sore spot for him from now on. No, this isn't relevant but I'm saying my piece.)

I dunno why but the Green Mantis squad gives off the vibes of inviting you and Nacht to a bar to let the alcohol break down your walls.

(Although if you're not a drinker of alcohol, that plan is a bust.)

The squad members would probably go out of their way to mess with the Black Bulls to get Nacht's attention for you.

Which... you might be thankful for the support or you might be horrified by their "plan."

They mean well, really.

Purple Orcas

All I can really say for the Purple Orcas is that Kaiser and her wife would be more than happy to give their insight on starting and maintaining a loving partnership.

#awesome anons #black clover headcanons #black clover #nacht faust x reader #nacht faust #nacht faust headcanons #x reader

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So this is something I wanted to discuss from the longest time.

So you know the ending song of Moriarty the patriot? I don't usually watch the op or ending normally because some anime have spoilers in it but I am so glad I did watch ending of this one!

So here are the three cute brothers just painting we get a closer look to their beautiful painting, pretty wholesome right? Then suddenly...BOOM!

HOT! SEXY! MAN IN THE RAIN! URSRSRJSSRUITXXT58337

On my knees, simping, praying, weeping, begging...AHHHH-

Don't tell me I am not the only one who got jumpscare or more of a mini HEART ATTACK!

Phew..I always simped for William but got dang Albert is fine as hell too, and Louis is so cute. Who said there needs to be a ugly sibling? Oh wait the brat who died (aka the biological brother of Albert) definitely was the ugly one lmao 🤣.

Update : And the lyrics when William showed up was "You can't lie to yourself, come along with me."

I was like no need to ask twice daddy-

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Me : "Life is hard."

Mahito : "Hey~"

Me : "But it can get worse."

Me : "Life is hard."

Inumaki : "Shake."

Me : "But it can get better."

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Charlotte : "I hate all men."

You : *cough* Bullshit *cough*

Nozel : "I despise Noelle."

You : *cough* Bullshit *cough*

William : "I have no secrets."

You : *cough* Bullshit *cough*

*Literally all three of them at 3 AM in their room* : "HOW DOES SHE KNOW!?"

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You : "How do I look?"

Obanai : "Like a widow suffering in grief."

You : "Great! Now Kokushibo/Akaza would know I am single!"

Obanai : "..."

*Next day*

*Obanai dresses up as a widow* : "Great! Now Mitsuri would know I am single!"

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Rayne : "Why should I date you?"

You : "We can adopt Rabbits together."

Rayne : "...and so what?"

You : "I will feed them daily."

Rayne : "Deal."

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