#incorrect dianetti

[size12leftshoe]

Rosa : Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Gina : I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Rosa : But you’re always acting stupid?

Gina : ...

Gina : Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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[noine-noine]

Gina: Am I straight? Rosa: I hope not. Amy: Not since Rosa came along. Jake: Definitely not. Gina: ...I meant my parking. Amy: Still no.

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[muskratcactus]

Rosa (threatening a perp): you better not fucking do that again or I’ll make sure you can’t walk for days—

Gina: make sure I can’t walk for days…

Rosa: Are you saying you want me to fracture your legs?

Gina: damn you’re that good in bed?

Rosa: what?

Gina: noootthhiiinnnggg.

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[rozthedirector]

charles: *enters the supply room and sees gina and rosa talking* OHMYGOD IM SO SORRY *covers his eyes*

rosa: it's okay boyle you can open your eyes

charles: IM JUST GONNA LEAVE YOU GUYS ALONE YOU CAN CONTINUE LIKE I NEVER INTERRUPTED

rosa: to wha-- WE ARE NOT---

charles: shhhh im going okay ohmygodicantvelieve

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[fea-the-grinch]

Incorrect Dianetti quote #7 (aka Gina being her most dramatic self)

Gina: Wow, Rosa, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.  Rosa: We literally slept together yesterday.  Gina: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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[rosadiazcentral]

Gina: What's your morning routine like?

Rosa: Existensial despair, then I always remember to use some lip 

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[anomalyhill]

Rosa: *chugs coffee*

Gina, mumbling: That was hot.

Rosa: what

Gina: what

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[incorrect-b99]

Gina: So are you into girls with big hearts?

Rosa: No, i’m more into bad girls.

Gina: …

Gina: *turns hat sideways* Well then today’s your lucky day.

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[lovinqlinetti]

Doctor: can you rate the pain on a scale from one to ten?

Gina: oh definitely a zero, don’t recommend it at all

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[incorrectsb99]

Rosa: the vulture really seem to hate us.

Gina: maybe he's homophobic

Rosa: we're not a couple gina

Gina: we're not?

Jake: you're not?

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[chaotic-bisexual-screaming]

Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your girlfriend.

Gina: Oh.

Kidnapper: What do you mean ‘oh’ ?

Gina: Boo, you don’t have Rosa, she has you

*hangs up*

*Rosa proceeds to kick their a** and her and Gina cuddle in the couch while watching KUWTK like nothing happened*

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[size12leftshoe]

Gina : Rosa , I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Rosa : Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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[noine-noine]

Charles: Rosa hasn't answered her phone all day, she must be asleep or something. Gina: Rosa never sleeps in, let me try. Charles: Oh please, like she'll answer you over me - Rosa, instantly: Hello?

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[muskratcactus]

Gina: Ugh I hate being so perfect all the time Terry: Rosa, lil help here? You’re good at putting people down a peg. Rosa: Nah, she’s completely right. Gina: Thank you, Rosie. Seeeee, Terry? Terry: W H A T!?!?!?!?!

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[rozthedirector]

terry: *wearing a tight shirt, enters the bullpen*

gina: holy moses, terrence jeffords---

rosa: 😑

gina: ...you look ugly

terry: WHEN DOES THE BODY SHAMING STOP IN THIS GODDAMN WORKPLACE?!?

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[fea-the-grinch]

Incorrect Dianetti quote #8

Gina: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.  Rosa: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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